Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

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Recent tweets

Altimor Meetings improvement idea: on top of a note take, designate an “asker of dumb questions” too. Their job is to ask the obvious questions, even if they already know the answer twitter.com/eriktorenberg/…

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christapeterso trying a thing this term where I tell my students how I will help them if they're floundering with missing papers instead of just how I will punish them pic.twitter.com/R8EOGH7lX0

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:30 AM, Aug 21st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

publictorsten Bei der Anfahrt zur Gamescom funktioniert das jedoch anders. Ich klingle - die Leute vor mit gehen einen Schritt vom Radweg runter. Und in der Sekunde, ich der ich nicht mehr klingle, gehen sie sofort wieder auf den Radweg drauf. Sie gucken sich auch nicht erschreckt um.

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GretaThunberg 1 year ago I started school striking for the climate outside the Swedish parliament, simply because something had to be done. Since then I have continued every Friday alongside millions of others. And we will go on for as long as it takes. pic.twitter.com/egpP5UjpHn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist Redditers' use of the definite determiner in the expressions AITA / WIBTA / YTA presupposes a singular, unique, contextually prominent Asshole in every conflict, obscuring the very real likelihood that EITA (Everybody Is The Asshole). In this treatise I will

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

r_a_mckinney main reason we “don’t have this” is because some participants fail to meet basic standards of accuracy, consistency, clarity, precision vis a vis law and fact, and refuse to engage with 40+ yrs of research in public safety and public health bearing directly on the topics at issue pic.twitter.com/KBleGdwSSQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson “Dialogue” has really been working for me lately as a translation of “Austausch” but it’s not in any of the translation dictionaries I’ve checked. Their loss!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

themadstone @Gizmodo I started researching this article from the perspective of "I wonder how screwed internet infrastructure is by climate change."

That's part of the story—but it turns out, equally important is the giant role IT plays in driving atmospheric warming.

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StefanMuelller Lustig: "Klimawandelskeptiker bestätigt Klimawandel – mit Geld von Klimaleugnern" mobile.katapult-magazin.de/?mpage=a&l=0&a…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:56 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

OscarKocken Bijzondere afsluiter net in een winkel, van iemand die de bedrijfsregels goed ter harte had genomen: "En dan wens ik u netjes een goede avond."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dunkelmagier Ich, komplett in schwarz und mit kurzen blauen Haaren, zu den Freunden meines Bruders: Hallo wir haben uns zwei Jahre nicht gesehen ich bin jetzt edgy und außerdem Niels

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn This has been the most helpful response so far, but feel free to suggest more things! twitter.com/BayesForDays/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

nedwards Technically if both are overwhelming you do have work/life balance

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Git is just text-based Minecraft.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

OscarKocken Niet mijn probleem ^OK pic.twitter.com/A6PRInFyUk

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

emilymbender Today's auto-discourse analysis: I take replies to my tweets to be speech acts directed at me. But maybe not everyone on Twitter shares that interpretation of the mechanism?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zirkuspony als grade die reinigungskraft mit dem müllsack durch die gänge im zug ging, hätte ich eigentlich mal den true fruits smoothie vom sitznachbar reinwerfen sollen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer 2017 Schulz
2019 Scholz
2021 Schilz
2023 Schelz
2025 Schalz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

stefanowitsch No definition of “complement” and “adjunct” survives contact with authentic language data.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Some people grow on you, others shrink on you

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FrlHexagon Warten auf Umsetzer. -> 226 Minuten.

LKW kommt am Ende mit 4 Stunden und 25 Minuten Verspätung auf der Baustelle an.

Wirtschaftlicher Schaden: 12.809,48 EUR.

Und das alles, weil Falschparkerei hier mit aller Macht protegiert wird.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Aug 20th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

zeitonline Hier geht's zum Artikel und zur Diskussion: bit.ly/2Z4QmUb twitter.com/FelixEkardt/st…

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labenzticker Lämmerspiel, das: Ein Spiel, dessen Regeln irgendwo zwischen „genial einfach“ und „genial kompliziert“ stecken geblieben sind und das daher ums Verrecken nicht spannend wird, weil sich immer die gleichen Abläufe einstellen. labenz.neutsch.org/L%C3%A4mmerspi…

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