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TerribleMaps Iowa has 99 counties. It could have an even 100 if not for this monstrosity pic.twitter.com/TqLM3KTb40

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:23 AM, Dec 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Wofür das Chaos bei Twitter dann doch gut ist <3 twitter.com/ScHuehnerkrisp…

via Twitter for Android

ScHuehnerkrisp Sport|ska|nonen pic.twitter.com/hYW8sTwIxF

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:18 AM, Dec 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

NeinQuarterly Just not my cup of world.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:15 AM, Dec 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

An die Person, die sich einmal an der Kasse an mir vorbei lehnte, um ihren Warentrenner 30 Sekunden früher aufzulegen: Gute Besserung.

via Moa Bridge

this wine is from planet earth, hence the earthy taste

via Moa Bridge

complingy (1) I know that it helps if you've been tracking your period so you know your cycle.
(2) I would appreciate it if you could get this one fixed today.

Do these exhibit extraposition? If so, do we need to recognize a non-interrogative complementizer use of "if"?

@DailySyntaxTree

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:00 PM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

KatherineAMunro An oldie but a goodie: Learning to Love Legacy Code tinyurl.com/3acmbwxp

The world runs on legacy , and if we want to work on anything meaningful, we’ll have to deal with it eventually. This talk is all about how.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Greenpeace-Aktivisten vor dem Robert-Koch-Institut in Berlin: Suche nach Gemeinsamkeiten

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Zusamaltheim, das: Rentnerwohngemeinschaft. labenz.neutsch.org/Zusamaltheim

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 3:25 PM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

LilithLovett Am I supposed to respect countries like this because “it’s their culture”?

Because I don’t. pic.twitter.com/pLOXJLEDQT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:24 PM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

jimrosecircus1 These are baby stingrays. They look like aliens stuck in ravioli. pic.twitter.com/Am2jyv6Qug

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

66% done with The Right to Sex, by Amia Srinivasan: "Indeed, what is remarkable about th... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

66% done with The Right to Sex, by Amia Srinivasan: "Is anyone innately attracted to pen... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

50% done with The Right to Sex, by Amia Srinivasan: "This is not merely an epistemic cla... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

Ich habe Bones and All (2022) mit 8/10 bewertet
imdb.com/title/tt101686…

via Moa Bridge

„Hattest du schon herausgefunden, was es mit dir auf sich hat?“

via Moa Bridge

konsulampulle Es reeegt mich auf, dass praktisch alles nur noch in Form irgendwelcher Abos angeboten wird

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:36 AM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

WeirdMedieval this image made me realize that ghosts wear sheets because they're their burial shrouds!! and now i feel dumb! pic.twitter.com/7ox2YtffWt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:35 AM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

zswitten Thread of known ChatGPT jailbreaks.

1. Pretending to be evil twitter.com/zswitten/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Dec 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

TerribleMaps The most popular word in each state pic.twitter.com/gWaPlQ9f4f

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Dec 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

hrmnn01 An einem Paper weitergeschrieben und wegen einer vermeintlichen Kleinigkeit noch mal Nebenerkundungen durchgeführt. Jetzt wird aus einer Fußnote ein Kapitel. 😐

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Dec 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

stadtwildnis du kannst in jedem song "lonely" durch "horny" ersetzen... um den subtext sichtbar zu machen

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Dec 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

formschub Weil ich derzeit so oft unterwegs bin, gibt's diesmal einen Absenzkalender.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Dec 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)