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RobBaran1 @mexic0la_ Elevation gain: -6 ft.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

mexic0la_ The Krasnodar commander that was fatally shot in Russia while on a run would routinely post his route on the Strava workout app. This one from recently was liked by Kyrylo Budanov: you literally can’t make this shit up twitter.com/i/web/status/1… pic.twitter.com/YODoWKCivB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

erdjohann warum heißt es warum ist es heute so warm und nicht warum heißt es

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

TartanLlama I solved the halting problem pic.twitter.com/XgMjIbXZay

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Grumpfdalm Warum heißt die peinliche Branchen-Lobbyorganisation eigentlich "Fokus Fleisch", wenn Deutscher Meaterbund e.V. right there war?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

linkerLutscher Fleischpenis:
- unpraktisch
- kommt nicht mehr viel (enttäuschend)
- großkotzig
- Dickprint (Belästigung)

Blutpenis:
- kompakt und sportlich
- liefert wenn es drauf an kommt
- klein aber oho
- antike Statue (edel)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Daddyvandalen jeetje de campagne van de VVD is wel heel zoomer-georiënteerd dit jaar pic.twitter.com/JzLgltJ1aW

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

onethuthree Franco-German relations at work:

Meetings of our group in Berlin vs. meetings in Paris pic.twitter.com/uvUCwxIDDQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

random_walker ChatGPT with Code Interpreter is like Jupyter Notebook for non-programmers. That's cool! But how many non-programmers have enough data science training to avoid shooting themselves in the foot? Far more people will probably end up misusing it. pic.twitter.com/IZJW4z15Tl

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

weakanalogy the marketing strategy for the new conductor joana mallwitz at the berlin konzerthausorchester is simply just tár pic.twitter.com/GD273xigub

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

ryandcotterell The ACL 2023 (@aclmeeting) program chairs put together a gem of a report on the peer review process. Check out their 36-page report here: aclanthology.org/2023.acl-long.…. It's well worth a thorough read!

Two key highlights below:

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

mmbollmann @mdlhx @DB_Bahn This happens to me ALL the time. For cross-country trips, it's mostly "Will the system be able to book the mandatory seat reservation or not? Wait until the very end to find out!" ... and sometimes just trying again with the exact same connection will work, sometimes not.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Hallo @tier_mobility, wenn euer Scooter vor meinem Fenster nicht bald aufhört zu fiepen, muss ich ihn leider in die Düssel yeeten.

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Black Mirror Season 6 ★★★★★★★★☆☆ trakt.tv/shows/black-mi…

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CaseyExplosion Got an inordinate amount of abuse that forced me to just delete this entire thread because I couldn't deal with it, but I was I right to say it. pic.twitter.com/aUUkfRtXXZ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Jul 8th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

TerribleMaps World map if Australia and Russia swapped places pic.twitter.com/WV6Nmze8ZA

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Jul 8th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

M_M_R_21 Das hohe Gericht der Schreibberatungsstudis verhandelt gerade exemplarisch über die Qualität der Einleitung meiner Masterarbeit und hat mich als Angeklagte 10 Minuten in die Sonne geschickt. Was meint ihr, Knast für mich? 😬 (didaktische Idee: @julianebien) pic.twitter.com/GH2fDN2NLJ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jul 7th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

joshcarlosjosh you there, boy! what microblogging app is this? pic.twitter.com/SjbXqx8tAc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jul 7th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

69% done with Babel, by R.F. Kuang goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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matt_meeta finally got my hands on the taiwan air force formosan bear punching winnie the pooh patches pic.twitter.com/bUqu1SZX3n

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Jul 6th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Hi @LrecColing2024, will there be a call for workshop proposals (with details on proposal format etc.) soon?

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kilinguistics Some quantitative linguistics papers be like pic.twitter.com/rCm5l1olFq

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