The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 2017

ojahnn russellschen twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

find annex/.git/objects -empty -exec rm # clean corrupted Git Annex repository enough for Assistant to hopefully be able to repair it

via Twitter Web Client

Und, welchen Verzicht gönnt ihr euch in der Fastenzeit?

via Twitter for Android

xylodemon bury me with this screencap pic.twitter.com/gU5cTlf48O

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:33 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Bei meinen NL-Briefwahlunterlagen war eine Anleitung dabei und deren Beispielparteien verschönern mir irgendwie den… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Der Mann, den sie „der Mann, den sie »der Mann« nannten“ nannten.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:08 AM, Feb 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

cyberomin I was just asked to balance a Binary Search Tree by JFK's airport immigration. Welcome to America.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Jeder Mensch ist Joseph Beuys. Für fünfzehn Minuten.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CNN .@GeorgeLakoff on how to fact check Trump: "If you just negate what he's saying, you're gonna just strengthen him" snpy.tv/2mzkcZn

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:37 AM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Salzburg-Diva Netrebko: Die Maschine wird langsam hochgefahren

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:25 AM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

joshraclaw Yes, why would anyone ever send a linguist to systematically examine language? HOLLYWOOD HACKS, that's who. Get tho… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

heymichellelee from left to right: me on twitter, facebook, tumblr, instagram, and linkedin pic.twitter.com/sLDFpPsgzk

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:30 AM, Feb 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Tried to make a "dad selfie". Think I nailed it. pic.twitter.com/G69AZUOpeB

via Twitter for Android

Dähe, die: Anwesenheit

via Twitter for Android

beispielwiese Palindram, das:
Theaterstück, das auch von hinten nach vorn gespielt werden kann.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Smollsassysloth Poor brovaries... twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"I only like pineapple on pizza when I'm on my he-riod. You know, when I bleed from my duderus and have to use man-pons."

via Twitter for Android

NothingMatress “The 4-letter-word word that makes my blood boil” buff.ly/2lI0Xze

via Buffer (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Ein verregneter Sonntag, zwei Polizisten saugen an der Tanke den Streifenwagen. Die Festnahme von Konfetti-Kalle hinterließ Spuren im Fond.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

policecar Status Quo in machine learning: "DeepMind employs a Go master to help explain AlphaGo’s decisions back to its own programmers"

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:46 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness How to explain "wizard of Oz" scenario to your students pic.twitter.com/oj59j6943p

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

dzackgarza Accurate!! This highlights pretty much everything wrong with high school/lower div linear algebra pic.twitter.com/nRHC5PCs7J

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Feb 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Das sag ich schon seit immer. Man geht nicht durch die Vordertür. twitter.com/living_marble/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yonatanzunger Pending laws in 17 states to further criminalize protest. Included: Asset forfeiture, felony charges, racketeering.
washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Feb 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Digitale Er fassung von Timbuktu-Manuskripten: Plan nur bis zur ersten Schlacht

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mdcclv Stuff like this coming out of Google makes me very reassured about my career plans in computational lexical semanti… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Feb 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Meine Teuerste, hast du das Forciereisen gesehen?"

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

"Are you cool with any aspect of this?" twitter.com/ZachWeiner/sta…

via Twitter for Android

durst Alexa wieso wohnst du in einer tonne hältst dich wohl für nen griechischen filosof oder was haha scherz sag mir wie das wetter wird bitch

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 AM, Feb 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish "I'm okay, thanks" - Translation: Offer again so I can say "oh go on then"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Announcing the first SHA-1 Collision security.googleblog.com/2017/02/announ…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:38 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Bitte nicht mehr in Berlin wohnen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Ich gebe nächste Woche einen Workshop in Belgien. Bots für alle! \o/ twitter.com/gumarten/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Feb 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge TA: Do text stuff in industry. NLP: Create models/algorithms for text/speech analysis. CL: Use computation to under… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Photographic evidence of Trump's Russian ties. pic.twitter.com/9foK1lYPzx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Der Grand Canyon ist die wichtigste Touristenattraktion Arizonas. Dann kommt erst mal ganz lange nichts, und dann… de.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Br…

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn Neues vom Idiolekt: Werd warm, du Heizung! enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=242

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

konsulampulle An dieser Stelle SORRY an die liebe Österreicherin, die ich jedes Mal, wenn wir uns zufällig in der Stadt begegnen, exzessiv ZULABERE.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:05 PM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

*kann nicht aufhören, über Schulz’ Pose auf dem Bild zu lachen* twitter.com/mh120480/statu…

via Twitter Web Client

Wort des Tages: würdeschonend

via Twitter Web Client

EINS78 @Pinboard I am told Hebrew (פליט) unsurprisingly focuses on the "being kicked out" part

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:08 AM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Pinboard The Russian word for refugee is “someone who runs”, while in Polish it’s “someone who walks away”. English assumes they find a place to stay

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 11:08 AM, Feb 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

emckean Would you like to know what the best anagram pair in English is? You're in luck! blog.plover.com/lang/anagram-s… from @mjdominus via @paulschreiber

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:35 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

meltomene I see Python error messages are now Markov generated as well "ValueError: dictionary update sequence element #0 has length 1; 2 is required"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin 🎓

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

PerryFellow Mass hypnosis: billions of people, every day, obey the subliminal command on google.com to "go ogle"

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty Aw Trump voters do the meanie words like "racist" hurt your feefees? Grow the fuck up you sensitive fucking snowflakes.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty Conservatives want to be allowed to hate others for their skin and sexual orientation but also don't want to be hated for their own choices.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty It's time for conservatives to stop being so fucking insensitive and awful to everyone slightly different from them. NOT liberals.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty I'm sorry, no. If you voted for Trump despite everything he did, and now you want people to be nice to you, fuck you. You fucking fuck.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DiscordianKitty Trump literally won on a platform of "PEOPLE ARE TOO SENSITIVE THESE DAYS VOTE FOR ME" and now they want us to give his voters sympathy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:15 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Ich hätte jetzt für diese Woche alles Wichtige erledigt. Kann ich ja krank werden. :/

via Twitter for Android

texttheater Blue Cheese Smoothie \o/ (courtesy of @abnor_malik)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GalacticTimmy Sowas wie Starbucks, aber mit geschmolzenem Käse.

Einen double venti hot grande Goudaccino bitte und mein Name ist Timmy.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Feb 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Sicher-heiz-Berater

via Twitter for Android

fleischskandal Eben war ich noch ziemlich genervt, weil ich mir noch was zu essen hätte kochen müssen, aber jetzt habe ich die Kotzerei und alles ist gut.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra So this seems useful, experiment tracking with mongodb. github.com/IDSIA/sacred

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

lino Was ist eigentlich mit Leuten kaputt die sowas machen? HEY LASS MAL SO TUN ALS WÜRDE UNS EIN FASCHO EMPFEHLEN! pic.twitter.com/30kdUYWaRZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:43 PM, Feb 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ArXiv and The Future of Double-Blind Conference Reviewing chairs-blog.acl2017.org/2017/02/19/arx… via @wordpressdotcom

via Twitter for Android

“How to Save the EU: This Map of "Equipopulated" European Countries” bigthink.com/strange-maps/6…

via Twitter Web Client

dyllyp Follow up from yesterday's Media Accountability Survey: Trump didn't receive favorable results, so now he's calling… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Feb 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

IeHikikomori Menschen, die sich manchmal wie ein Rüssel eines an Gelbsucht erkrankten Schweines fühlen, steht ja zum Glück dieses Emoji zu Verfügung: 😶

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Feb 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SimonNRicketts I’ve never wanted to be in a gang more than this one. pic.twitter.com/xwDJcKBxbW

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Das modale Passiv in der koordinierten Inflektivgruppe so: *krass sei, sich reintun gemusst werd*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:07 AM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "Kommen Sie, ich helfe Ihnen mit der Reisetasche." - "Warten Sie, meine Hand steckt noch in der Trageschlaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 AM, Feb 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

"What’s the point of health insurance, Michelle argues, if it can’t protect against catastrophe?" vox.com/policy-and-pol… via @voxdotcom

via Twitter for Android

NME Tilda Swinton is now favourite to succeed Peter Capaldi in 'Doctor Who' trib.al/zUg5FNl pic.twitter.com/UQvnUDOSus

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Academics! I want to read more books like David Lodge's campus novels, but
- written by a woman
- published after 2000
Any recommendations?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

techniktagebuch 17. Februar 2017 - Das neue E-Book ist so gut wie immer, nur noch besser tmblr.co/ZydXMo2IYXVbX

via Tumblr (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Feb 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Bot_in_World It's hard being a lowercase dude in a world relating to capital letters which were kept in the top half of a compositor's type case.

via bot_in_world (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Kittypunk7 Ein Kaffee mit froscher Milch pic.twitter.com/aKagRkSkHd

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kaglinka es fehlt in der literaturwissenschaft ein "distant speaking": wie spricht man eigentlich über daten? fragt @peertrilcke

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dhd2018 Versprechen für den : Doppelseitige Namensschildchen.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tallinzen Frustratingly short attention spans in NLMs that are frustratingly evaluated on sentences that don't require long a… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater Pesorge mir pitte eine geplümte Pluse!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 AM, Feb 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Weil ein paar Leute gefragt haben, wie geil das denn sei: ziemlich genau *streckt Arme aus* so geil.

via Twitter for Android

pulsar84 Schon 1929 hatte man die Wahrheit über den Keks erkannt. pic.twitter.com/h9OZ1XjZrT

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Look at the DAMAGE Obama caused! He got America HOOKED on affordable care! Very bad! zeit.de/politik/auslan…

via Twitter Web Client

realDonaldTrump If you read my last number of tweets, only one opinion can be formed - that our President, and therefore "leader," is grossly incompetent!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Most software at Google gets rewritten every few years. pic.twitter.com/O8ulVJjpJj

via Twitter Web Client

DannyDutch No one is safe from PM Steal Yo Girl! pic.twitter.com/TYrTV1U4CN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Martin Schläch ist eine Projektionsfulze.

via Twitter Web Client

"wug", "cromulent": once nonce, now anything but.

via Twitter for Android

Welcher Doofe hat "procrastinators" bei Pratchett mit "Dreher" übersetzt statt mit "Zauderstäbe".

via Twitter for Android

LoopingLouisa Wenn Du nach 15 Jahren aus der Haft entlassen wirst, deine Wertgegenstände ausgehändigt bekommst & dein Nokia 3310 noch 2 Striche Akku hat.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:19 AM, Feb 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater @Smollsassysloth I wug you two. Now there's two wugs.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tallinzen Making neural machine translation more syntax-aware using parsing as an auxiliary task: arxiv.org/abs/1702.03525

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:20 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn My nightmare last night after falling asleep listening to the Canterbury Tales can only be described as Neo-Chaucerian. It had chainsaws.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Feb 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

_rockt I wasn't really happy with existing LSTM computation graph visualizations. Here is my attempt. pic.twitter.com/6OU7xwyeut

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

girlziplocked This is amazing. Trump is trying to overpower Trudeau in the handshake and Trudeau literally fighting back. twitter.com/ABC/status/831…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Bei @StudyCL_HHU gibt das Team des neuen Bachelor Computerlinguistik an der Uni Düsseldorf Einblicke in die Welt der Computerlinguistik.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Biologe Pepper, HI-Virus: Die schwierigsten Verhandlungen haben erst begonnen

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

alanalda Here’s me trying to do a cartwheel for no reason last year at the age of 80. Pathetic. I’ll try again when I’m 85. pic.twitter.com/zM5STtFaKE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:02 AM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Mein Deutschabithema letzte Nacht war "Ein Denkmal ehrt". Ich schrieb acht Seiten über "Denkmal" und eine halbe Seite über "ehrt".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:23 AM, Feb 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@zehavoc Oops! I will try to correct my catchphrase.

via Twitter for Android in reply to zehavoc

Today I acquired a new catchphrase. It goes like this: "Non, c'est du cocaïne."

via Twitter for Android

SusanDelacourt This is so good. (Not entirely sure who to credit.) pic.twitter.com/DeM9QteLlO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Feb 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Frühe Fehlprogrammierung: Die Kerle manövrieren sich ins Abseits

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer „Mein Name ist Liv, das ist lateinisch und heißt 54.“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rctatman My advisee-sibling, Laura Panfili, researches creaky voice & found this happy little pitch tracking error today.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig So war das vor langer Zeit, im Jahr 2012.
docs.google.com/document/d/1-v… pic.twitter.com/ZcXySLw42K

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Feb 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden "In dem Film geht es um Gnade, die einem Opportunisten mit zweifelhafter Biografie zuteil wird."
Oma: "A-rrruff"
[Hund heißt 'Oma' <- WITZ]

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Motto der Jugendliga für Keuschheit: „Zucht ist die Wucht!“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Wenn @MartinSchulz mit der @CDU wirklich so reden würde, müsste man ihn allein dafür wählen. twitter.com/CDU/status/830…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GebbiGibson Als Radfahrer ist man nie gern gesehen: nicht auf der Straße, nicht auf dem Fußweg, nicht beim Dirtjump übers offene Grab bei Beerdigungen.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jcchurch @slava_pestov @gigasquid It takes 28ms for me to ping google.com. It takes longer than that to see a keystroke in atom.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

wellendonner You go discuss real Web developers again, I am on a polish castle teaching people magic. 😍

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Dilbert leads the way in Agile methodology dilbert.com/strip/2017-02-… via @Dilbert_Daily

via Twitter Web Client

MiGAZIN 6 tote -Zeugen & ihre Todesursachen
migazin.de/2017/02/09/lei… pic.twitter.com/hMN119OrwW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

gchrupala Ann Copestake's keynote at : Symbolic models of natural language in the era of deep learning pic.twitter.com/M2vvfcI7rj

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

michaelbarthel It's snowing in NYC, which means it's time once again for the best picture pic.twitter.com/rARv1osNii

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:49 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig @ojahnn That's me, and I ignore & exclude, too. They never even tell me their names and there's always a whole group. I'm afraid of them.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:48 PM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

wesgeorge The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get it. pic.twitter.com/hKJfGcJuug

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Plauze, aber als Name einer Fischgattung (z.B. Atlantische Josefsplauze)

via Twitter for Android

StudyCL_HHU Studium ab Oktober geplant? Wie wär's mit Computerlinguistik in Düsseldorf? uni-duesseldorf.de/home/nc/studiu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

bretzelmann Rehrücken, aber als Gesellschaftsspiel.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Feb 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

zephoria This piece is dead-on: "I Helped Create the Milo Trolling Playbook. You Should Stop Playing Right Into It" observer.com/2017/02/i-help…

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

mrogati Hey, data scientists: data prep is not beneath you. Good data prep is detective work & takes intuition, experience, ingenuity & pragmatism.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

maya_sen Ladies - stop volunteering for things that don't advance your career & learn to say no twitter.com/durrobert/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Bitte keine "America first, mein Kuhdorf second"-Videos mehr drehen.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

1) Franz
2) Franz' Beerdigung
3) Unimog-Unfall twitter.com/durst/status/7…

via Twitter for Android

Erbloggtes Endlich hat Twitter den Account dieses Präsidentendarstellers @realdonaIdtrump gelöscht!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:48 AM, Feb 9th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ein Leben lang bei der Allianz arbeiten, aber als Kunstwerk.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yashar CEO of King Center and Daughter of Dr. Martin Luther King and Coretta Scott King @BerniceKing posted this on her F… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:17 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Mein Lieblingsprodukt der Rechtschreibreform von 1996 ist die Fassette. Ich muss da immer an Bernhardiner denken.

via Twitter for Android

han_man1927 Ich mit acht Geld in der Tasche. pic.twitter.com/1LuYcAZ0e5

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

tabudag Introducing the TABU Dag committee – we are hard at work to ensure we have a great conference! Visit… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:40 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

pjf In celebration of my to-do list being absolutely ridiculous today, I've just spent an hour getting google calendar… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

chasing_ling Any legal linguists know of any important courtroom incidents where presuppositions were objected to? I'd like to mention some real ones!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

mrbenwexler republicans are the true snowflakes (they're all white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools)

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "I've been known to make brainos as well as typos" languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=30947

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Feb 8th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Schnurbart

via Twitter for Android

adri_writes I have stolen
The hot sauce
That came
w/room service,
and which
I'll never use.
Forgive me.
It was so adorable
And… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel @texttheater Wow, dieser Dave Brubeck, der hat ja ganz schön abgerhythmet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:02 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hdsjulian Mit Abholkarte aber ohne Perso bei der Post.
Lösung: Typen hinter mir (mit Perso) “Vollmacht” ausgestellt, Paket abholen lassen. :D

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

konsulampulle Meine Lieblingsszene war die mit den 16 Euro Wechselgeld in Form von TAUSEND auf den Boden prasselnden 20-Cent-Stücken.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn TIL: In the sentence "Mary won gold and Peter bronze", the word "bronze" is in an orphan relationship with the word Peter as a parent.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn ach da bist du pic.twitter.com/ZFjr7DEC4J

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Feb 7th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater $ python3 -m unittest
FFFFF..FF...
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StudyCL_HHU Mögl. Job für Computerlinguistik-Absolvent/innen: Erforschen, wie Englisch im Web v. anderen Sprachen verändert wird twitter.com/al586/status/8…

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mmitchell_ai ACL community: We're putting together a statement against ban. Read here, follow instructions to sign. docs.google.com/document/d/1f_…

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Englisch.™ Die germanische Sprache mit den feuchten Konsonanten.

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skeptikantin @texttheater my dad's.

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ActualEPAFacts RT to let @SenToomey that PA residents against @BetsyDeVos have now pledged over $3.5 million to his next opponent if he chooses to vote yes

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Rhythmen, aber als Verb.

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IeHikikomori Der Legende nach soll sich Trumpelstilzchen am Ende vor Wut selbst zerrissen haben.

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WrrrdNrrrdGrrrl Trans pride flag pussy hat: Because we stand with our sisters, not just our cis-ters. … twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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kykel Einer meiner Schüler liest Gedichte von Heinrich Heine, denn "Arabisch lernen wir ja auch mit Gedichten."

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McKelvie So it's weird none of these signs are handmade right twitter.com/foxnews/status…

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kathrinpassig @ojahnn @texttheater Natürlich nur, wenn der Kontext.

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spinfocl Akademiker, aber nicht als Schimpfwort.

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techniktagebuch Das Techniktagebuch jetzt auch als Bot! @techniktagebot twittert alte Beiträge an ihren Jahrestagen.

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SPIEGELCaptions Vorgeschichtler Thieme, Holzspeer des Homo erectus: Nickeligkeiten hier und dort

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PaulGowder By far the craziest story I've seen about Trump. He WASN'T BRIEFED on his own order putting Rasputin on the NSC?!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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pfpicardi A few things re: this kinda talk. pic.twitter.com/aUC6huQQGF

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NAChristakis Children's range of movement sadly declined in four generations. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4… via @ErikaChristakis &… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Smollsassysloth Trying to describe the weather in German: "Es ist kauß baußen und ich trecke es nicht". End your sentence with genau to make it sound legit.

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@asayeed Oder wenn etwas auf vielfältige Weise unflätig ist.

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Wort des Tages: vielflätig

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Die Gehhilfe des Zauberers

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kmac So, all those studies claiming moderate drinking is beneficial DIDN'T CONTROL FOR WEALTH theconversation.com/maybe-moderate…

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ojahnn "Wann fangen wir an, uns küchentlich zu betätigen?"

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GerritKloss Daniel Kehlmann – Mein Leben mit dem Monster zeit.de/2017/04/donald… via @zeitonline

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personaldebatte Sohn (3) fährt hoch, reißt die Augen auf: "DAS IST LÄNDERSACHE?"

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texttheater *cracks knuckles* pic.twitter.com/728k3bKCsV

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Everything is a file system.

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m_rinck Vollgekokste Folgekosten. Oder Kosenamen für die so erhöhten Vogelkosten. Kosenamen für die Vollgekotzten. Und dann wieder Kosten mahnen.

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@peterbreuer Klingt, als hättest du das schon entschieden.

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matthaig1 This New Yorker cover is beautiful and so very sad. pic.twitter.com/NX33Pw2FCN

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The procedure box model of Prolog execution pic.twitter.com/CR0tLGdmLd

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texttheater "How was your day? Executive summary please."

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Kleinkindliche Trotzreakion in ihrer bislang vielleicht reinsten Form. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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stefanowitsch I have written a textbook in . Fellow , feel free to comment on the manuscript: goo.gl/mWwNP3

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durst Aß gerade ein Stück Zitronenkuchen, das so saftig war, dass mir die Weltlage ein Mundvoll lang komplett egal war. Das könnt ihr auch!

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Don’t get the hype. Neither self-mocking ironic patriotism nor Trump-mocking speech particularly original. Oh well. everysecondcounts.eu

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chescaleigh no, we can't always "just agree to disagree" pic.twitter.com/A1cZdAkJCL

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SPIEGELCaptions Bauern mit erlegten Kängurus: In Utah ist Amerika sich vielleicht am nächsten

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durst Selbstbild als Fachanwalt für Überraschungsrecht. Ja, hat mich auch erstaunt!

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"Will you be the insult to my injury?"

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emeyersson Excellent trolling of Trump by Swedish deputy PM @IsabellaLovin & entourage facebook.com/isabella.lovin… pic.twitter.com/71EJ3Y7UTh

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IsabellaLovin Just signed referral of Swedish law, binding all future governments to net zero emissions by 2045. For a s… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Word of the day: multi-character expression

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nytimes A record 3 million people now subscribe to The New York Times. Facts matter. Thanks to all who support independent journalism.

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_danilo holy shit, speaking of growing a spine: Reddit bans their alt-right subreddit

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_noujoum Ich habe 2 Schwestern. Beide sind großartig. Die eine ist seit gesten PhD Studentin. Wie geil ist das denn? 🎉🎈🍾📜 user.phil.hhu.de/~seyffarth/ind…

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hllizi I regard the GOP as the party of perpetual puberty and @realDonaldTrump as its ejaculator precox.

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find . -name \*.wav | parallel flac --delete-input-file # deflate a collection of audio files

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Die Banking-App kann trotz SEPA nicht ins Ausland überweisen. Tübinger Nahverkehr nicht durch Google erfasst. Orrr, Steinzeit-Deutschland!

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Futalors Moi quand je ne sais pas quoi mettre comme vêtements pic.twitter.com/XphsPBqJOZ

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hllizi Fun with scope: "We look forward to hosting the president in the future." edition.cnn.com/2017/01/31/pol…

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SPIEGELCaptions Erotikmesse „Venus“ in Berlin: Tribunal fatal oder Ritual banal?

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Was macht man mit ungebärdigen, aber wunderbaren Kerkerfenstern? Vergittern, vergattern, vergöttern.

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Phil_Lewis_ Barry White Jr, a 5th grade English teacher in NC, has a special handshake for each one of his students:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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RITZEN REIBS STRUTZEN GRUTZEN KRANZEN BRACHEN!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/Wj1X5QCHLG

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texttheater Der Wahlspruch "Wir bringen Pferde zum Kotzen" erwies sich dann im Nachhinein als doch nicht ganz so ideal.

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"I just keep on seeming to exist. But though I cannot prove it, I think it is true that I don't." (Susan Blackmore)

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ojahnn (1) Soll ich die Butter in den Kühlschrank?
(2) Kannst du mir mal die Schere?
(3) Bin fast fertig, ich will mir nur noch schnell die Zähne.

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ojahnn Lasst ihr bei Sätzen mit Modalverb auch immer das satzfinale Vollverb im Infinitiv weg?

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TorstenBeeck And the USA will pay for it. pic.twitter.com/mYUkHNNU1E

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SPIEGELCaptions Weltrekordler Thorpe: Experimentierfeld für Ingenieure

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verkehrsdaten „Ich heiße Daniela, das ist hebräisch und bedeutet ‚Mein Richter ist Gott‘.“

„Ich bin Elena, das steht für elektronischer Entgeltnachweis.“

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GuyEndoreKaiser Trump shouldn't be allowed to choose a justice in the last year of his presidency.

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Campaign for the Rehabilitation of the Ontologically Challenged firedrake.org/roger/croc.html

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