Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 2017

arjunrajlab Border agent: purpose abroad?
Me: scientific conference.
BA: topic?
Me: single cell biology.
BA: prokaryotic or eukaryotic?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:32 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@zehavoc Uhm, no, I think the project never got beyond the state of that one icon. :D Cool!

via Twitter for Android in reply to zehavoc

Just found an old project directory from when I wanted to make a IDE. It contained 1 file, this image. pic.twitter.com/qhCKIinSkC

via Twitter Web Client

M_PF Every Mickey, edition 2 of 3, in progress.
Every 3D model of mickey i found, compiled together.
Even in boring grey… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via IFTTT (retweeted on 9:15 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Schüler beim Computerspiel: Geräuschlos ins Obergeschoss

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:53 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst DMWLK du merkst, dass du die Abkürzung nicht kennst.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:55 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

meltomene "In this paper we introduce CovFeFe, a novel neural network architecture for spelling correction..."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:51 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

johl "voll wie ein russischer Elternabend" geht ab sofort in meinen aktiven Wortschatz ein. pic.twitter.com/IDAQjX1wQF

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:11 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Gedankenstich ICH BIN EINZIGARTIG UND LASSE MICH IN KEINE SCHUBLADE STECKEN!

*Wird der Schublade "Sonstige" hinzugefügt*

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:05 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef Nach langer Zeit mal wieder ein TKKG-Buch gelesen ... Uff! pic.twitter.com/WnyD0CDZqu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:02 PM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jotWeigelt Break in Bad Segeberg: Erster CDU-Erlkönig für die Kanzlerwahl 2021 gesichtet! pic.twitter.com/aOTL0yiI7N

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:17 AM, May 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Wort des Tages: unproblemagisch

via Twitter for Android

derevcimen Bullerbü steht zum Verkauf! Jemand Lust auf spontane WG-Gründung? 😜 hemnet.se/bostad/11633019

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:53 PM, May 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

from __future__ import warpdrive

via Twitter Web Client

jaythenerdkid me: mummy, how do I say this in turkish?
my mum, three days later: -but if it's in the narrative case the suffix changes AGAIN, so

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:20 AM, May 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GebbiGibson Auf meiner Einkaufsliste steht “Chicorée”. Ich glaube, die Frau denkt sich manchmal solche Wörter aus, um mich irre zu machen.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:12 PM, May 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mathieuvonrohr Macron attacks RT and Sputnik as propaganda organizations to Putin's face pic.twitter.com/fIvtqQctJO

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:15 PM, May 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Schwatz belauscht. Vom Wetter direkt in die Erkenntnistheorie.

via Twitter Web Client

Lotterleben Tippfehlererhaltungssatz: Für jeden geretteten Typo macht Autocorrect aus "doch" "dich" oder aus "mochte" "möchte".

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 AM, May 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

AcademiaObscura Never let an overworked grad student write your indexes. | @micahtilman pic.twitter.com/DhhXp5aqXf

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 9:43 AM, May 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

TagesschauVor20 [28.5.97] Eine Rede des US-Präsidenten über die Freundschaft und Verantwortung der USA gegenüber Europa rührt Bunde… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:41 PM, May 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Speerzenturio Woher kommt eigentlich das Wort Mimimi? Eine Spur führt ins brasilianische Portugiesisch. @welt welt.de/kultur/article…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:17 PM, May 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Zentrale der Barmer Ersatzkasse in Wuppertal: Katastrophen und Wunderheilungen

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:57 AM, May 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Hipsterfrisur 2018: Fake-Drüberkämmer (seitlich 3 mm, rasierte Tonsur, 15 cm Drüberkämmer, teures Haarbefestigungsprodukt), mark my words.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:39 AM, May 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

maybekatz PSA: I want to remind everyone that npm is the leading package manager of bluehair SJW homogays. We sprinkle queer… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:53 PM, May 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wondergirl Momentan voll Bock drauf, "Bad German" auf Shirts drucken zu lassen und dann paar BMW in die USA zu verschiffen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:16 PM, May 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Etikette, aber als Diminutiv zu Ethik.

via Twitter Web Client

texttheater Für unerhörte Vorgänge sind die Vorgangsnummern mit den Beginnziffern 8 und 9 vorgesehen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:15 AM, May 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Kinky Social Network Fetlife Deletes Thousands Of Fetishes to Stay Online broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @broadly

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:29 AM, May 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

„Wie Sie vielleicht wissen, kann Donar Meister werden. Sollte dies der Fall sein, wird Donar gehuldigt.“

via Twitter Web Client

nsaphra Corollary: "Bayesian" is also performative. A model is Bayesian if used by someone who identifies as a Bayesian ML researcher.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:01 PM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "I burned your letters. But I digitized them first."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:18 PM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

gruenzeug Zwei Medizinstudentinnen wollen Lecktücher sexy machen (und umbenennen!) \o/ broadly.vice.com/de/article/ora…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:59 PM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Wär das nicht was für den nächsten DB Hackathon? 1 Tool das Zugbelegungsstatistiken crawlt und vorhersagt ob man reservieren sollte? @lino?😅

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:47 PM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

damoj when someone says "the muslim community needs to do more" remember this pic.twitter.com/r75kkAm7NU

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:13 AM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Gerade Anzahlen von Klappstullen werden als Stapelstullen implementiert.

via Twitter for Android

durst Jean-Joachim Pütz-Bublath vs. Ranga-Aiman "Alman" Yogeshwar-Abdallah.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:20 AM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo @honnibal @gchrupala yes! we use Adam a lot, usually when SGD fails to improve loss. maybe tuning SGD learning rate… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 AM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Sieh an, ein neuer Tweet von @durst. Na, das kann ja heiter werden... Am besten gleich mal lesen! Nanu? Der twittert ja meine Gedanken?! He!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:14 AM, May 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hwc001 You can do whatever you want in the classroom so long as you undertake not to learn from it.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:58 PM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hwc001 I need ethics approval to use a new teaching approach with half of my students, but not if I want to use it with *all* of my students

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:58 PM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Die Gesangbüchersammlung meines Vaters sieht aus wie eine Installation von Reinhard Mucha. pic.twitter.com/CV9s7xIhSS

via Twitter Web Client

_Jordan “Are,” @nytimes. The word you’re looking for is “are.” You know, the one we use with singular “you” as well? pic.twitter.com/WbSSQ3u72K

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:37 PM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

soumithchintala Hilarious new post from @fhuszar
"Everything that Works Works Because it's Bayesian: Why Deep Nets Generalize?"… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:49 PM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dlowd 2006: Layer-wise pretraining!
2010: Nevermind.

2011: Adagrad!
2017: Nevermind. twitter.com/alexk_z/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:35 PM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

EpicLPer When you're so poor in real life that even shadow rendering is set to low pic.twitter.com/fVFwrvtTel

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:40 PM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

zeynep "Terrorism is mass murder with a media strategy; it’s time to disrupt it." I wrote about covering terrorism sensibl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:26 PM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Ritzgerode, das: Versuch, mit einer Laubsäge eine hundertjährige Eiche zu fällen. labenz.texttheater.net/Ritzgerode

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:41 AM, May 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

TurtlesRCool2 When your advisor asks how your research is going. twitter.com/seanhannity/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:49 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater “Four score”, as in “You may send your scores to four score recipients free of charge.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater "I may not have put a ring on her finger, but I did put a key on her ring."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:14 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater "This may be years of experience and careful study speaking, but..."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:07 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor belongs in the same set of confusables.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Ah, the iconic riff of Smoke on the Water what do you mean that's Seven Nation Army

via Twitter for Android

rubinovitz @BenedictEvans ~3 moderators for every million users seems like the AI does some pretty heavy lifting to me.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:23 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

dickebuerste53 Mir hat mal jemand vor ein paar Jahren Twin Peaks gespoilert & DEN MÖRDER verraten. Aber nun stelle ich fest: ich hab's wieder vergessen! 😍

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:28 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Ndl. für Kopfschmerzen, die sich gewaschen haben: "hoofdpijn waar je u tegen zegt" - "Kopfschmerzen, die man siezt".

via Twitter Web Client

gchrupala Guilty as charged, Adam all over the place. pic.twitter.com/isqEFCidlF

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:55 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

loslabern Puma- oder Adidas-Logo in die Seiten rasieren?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:23 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rietzi Ich muss mich leider selbst korrigieren. Das Werk von Vivaldi heißt eben einfach so.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:21 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rietzi Hey, Hugo-Distler-Chor, dieses Wochenende ist CHRISTI Himmelfahrt, Mariä is im August! 🤷… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:21 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Vorlesung an der FH Esslingen: Revolutionselan nichts entgegenzusetzen.

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:56 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

NQmagg0t Sollte meinen Job auch wie ein Notar abrechnen:
Geschäftswert der Daten im Verzeichnis: 1,5M€
chown auf Verzeichnis: 4223,13€
Vielen Dank!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:55 PM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AshLopezRadio Handmaids in Texas, following another omnibus abortion bill passing in the state legislature. pic.twitter.com/NSWL5w6NS8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

stefanowitsch Someone must have already made this, but just in case I made it again. pic.twitter.com/tTs3c56YzM

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:11 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

gchrupala ML framework where all the example code consists of just type signatures. And it runs, of course, because . github.com/HuwCampbell/gr…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

femInsist Unfeministisch ist, sich über Körper von anderen zu beschweren, außer sie sitzen auf dir drauf und sind zu schwer.

m.spiegel.de/kultur/gesells…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:27 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sapinker "Gender studies" is an academic field that deserves criticism, but The “Conceptual Penis” hoax missed the mark. salon.com/2017/05/22/why…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:05 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

udovetter Erfolgsquote bei Klagen gegen Hartz IV: 40 %. Wenn man mal überlegt, wie viele Leute nicht vor Gericht ziehen...
bit.ly/2qfFw7z

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:51 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Shepard tone for twelve violins

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:52 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

newsycombinator Don't use Hadoop – your data isn't that big (2013) chrisstucchio.com/blog/2013/hado…

via newsycombinator (retweeted on 12:54 AM, May 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Selbstbild als Wegweiser mit kurzem e.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:47 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

slyphon If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably gonna throw exceptions at runtime.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:09 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Im Supermarkt: "Nein, ich nehm jetzt keine 🍫 mit, Wassermelonen sind genau so yummy"
Daheim: "Vergangenheitslotte, du fiese, freudlose Kuh."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:04 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

upbeatprof Confession: while making figures publication ready, every time I increase line width, I yell out "THE PLOT THICKENS!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:27 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Facebook Offers To Freeze Female Employees’ Newborn Children theonion.com/r/37189 via @TheOnion

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:23 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Angelsächsische Headline-Konventionen laufen aus dem Ruder. twitter.com/afp/status/866…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:16 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

usefulcharts Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics - the only writing system that uses letter rotation to indicate vowels. Clever and be… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:37 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Autavaux, die: Maßeinheit. Definiert den Abstand zwischen zwei vorbeifahrenden Autos, zwischen denen die Straße zu … labenz.texttheater.net/Autavaux

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:57 PM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Eilenbrat Bitte nicht mehr Pulled Pork sagen sondern Zupfsau.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:27 AM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo Bye bye manual batching. Paper: arxiv.org/pdf/1705.07860 "blog": github.com/clab/dynet/blo… [with @gneubig , @redpony ] pic.twitter.com/kBnqIi0rNc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 AM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo Our solution to writing annoying batching code: don't. Just aggregate losses over some examples, and DyNet will tak… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:07 AM, May 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

a_leesha1 The Labour manifesto states EXACTLY how they'll pay for everything, they've even left 3.9bn for 'uncertainty'. Stop… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:57 PM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

MatthewACherry This photo single handily saved selfie sticks. pic.twitter.com/SSQwdRbRtY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:06 PM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Ich seh' etwas, was du nicht siehst, und das ist gut aus.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Kantrowitz This is some 🔥🔥🔥🔥 from the head of Facebook's AI research: pic.twitter.com/cwjtVQXO05

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

personaldebatte Zum Teil der Gesetzgeber, z.B. darf man mit über 70 kein Notar mehr sein. Auch ist die kostenlose Mitfahrt als Kind… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:05 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Selbstbild als komplett leeres Hallenbad mit geisterhaften Sitcom-Lachern vom Band.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Vizekanzler Fischer, Regierungschef Schröder: Immerhin sind sie meist nackt auf der Bühne

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:03 AM, May 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Wohnen in Aspik. Eine Wobbelstudie.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GalaxyKate JS syntax guide:

Assign value
x = y

Not-really-equality
x == y

Really equal
x === y

Baker's equal
x ==== y

💀Forbidden equal💀
x ===== y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:52 PM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Immer, wenn dem New Orleanser was schmeckt, sperrt er alle Straßen und macht laute Musik.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:16 AM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mrmrs_ Have you ever wondered where the terms lower and uppercase text came from? pic.twitter.com/5Pmfw5RsnE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:50 AM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

_herzrauschen ins bett gehen, lesen, pinkeln müssen, weiterlesen, müde werden, dringend pinkeln müssen, aufstehen und ins baden g… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:48 AM, May 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

b0rk did a survey 3 years ago to see when "guys" is considered gender neutral jvns.ca/blog/2013/12/2… pic.twitter.com/WKOJRqQtvw

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:48 PM, May 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra @gchrupala The paper isn't nonsensical. It's more like "haha I wrote a paper that I disagree with, and you suckers published it anyway!"

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 10:08 PM, May 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lupintweets god bless the german language pic.twitter.com/0ziHOBICIe

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:12 PM, May 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

TantePolly Wie cool! In London zieht jemand Graffiti-Penissen Kondome über ^^ pic.twitter.com/mXOPvYNOii

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:58 AM, May 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker imbsen (V.): Die oberen Schneidezähne auf die Unterlippe legen und durch leichtes Saugen und leichte Öffnung des Mu… labenz.texttheater.net/imbsen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:58 AM, May 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra This is great! Can we get more standards in the ML ecosystem? twitter.com/soumithchintal…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 6:28 PM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

sanddrn @Vilinthril @texttheater Lese mit einem Auge mit, während ich dank KeyboardCleaner.app die Tastatur eingestöpse… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:26 PM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@Vilinthril Also z.B. eine reine Wecker-App läge unter dieser Schwelle? Aber warum? Was daran wäre nicht sinnvoll?

via Twitter for Android in reply to Vilinthril

@Vilinthril Hat eine sinnvolle App einen Mindestumfang?

via Twitter for Android in reply to Vilinthril

durst Gerade mit Erstaunen festgestellt, dass es mittlerweile Leute gibt, die jünger sind als ich.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:08 PM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

FrieseWoudloper .@texttheater houdt vast aan Unix filosofie: Do One Thing and Do It Well

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:04 PM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

FrieseWoudloper Slides van @texttheater zijn terug te vinden op @github: texttheater.github.io/viasock-pygrun…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:04 PM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

FrieseWoudloper .@texttheater over Parallel Meaning Bank (PMB) ontwikkeld aan de RUG zien pmb.let.rug.nl/explorer/explo…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:04 PM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Huppert, das: Straßenverkehrsgröße: Die Zeit, die vergeht zwischen dem Grünwerden einer Ampel und dem Auf-Die-Hupe-… labenz.texttheater.net/Huppert

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:16 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Pokerbeats Ein "Kollege" hat sich einen Furby auf Ebay ersteigert, weil der im Rucksack "hui" macht, wenn man mit dem Fahrrad den Bordstein hoch fährt.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@Vilinthril Streiche "vage", thematische Nähe ist kein Grund.

via Twitter for Android in reply to Vilinthril

@Vilinthril Nein, die hängen doch in der Benutzung eng zusammen: Ort suchen -> hinnavigieren. Aktuelle Position und… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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ojahnn I'm looking for folks who've had at least one industry job. You'd be… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn If you have a minute, I'd be extremely grateful if you participate in my Careers for Computational Linguists survey: goo.gl/forms/k0T2Jokw…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:33 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Dass Wecker, Weltzeituhr, Timer und Stoppuhr in einer App zusammengefasst sind, ist auch Skeuomorphismus.

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Autobombenanschlag auf Bagdader Hotel: Gehöriger Wirbel

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:30 AM, May 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@erwinlanting @PyGrunn @Digaph MINE (I'm a speaker but a colleague would like to come and didn't get a ticket)

via Twitter for Android in reply to erwinlanting

furrygirl Get Out's alternative ending is exactly the one you expected you were going to see: youtube.com/watch?v=McRYpJ…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 PM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

navybook BREAKING: The king of the Netherlands has been living a secret double life as a co-pilot for @KLM.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:48 PM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sehnaoui Coffee shop.

People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business.

I just bought the domain name.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:47 PM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

han_man1927 "Stell dir vor, Gott gibt es wirklich und nach deinem Tod stehst du vor dem Himmelstor. Was würdest du zu Gott sagen?"
"Choke me, daddy."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:07 PM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Josef_Redl Pro-Tipp: Nächste PK zu einem echt faden Thema als "persönliche Erklärung" ankündigen.

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 3:14 PM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

martijnwieling Teaser for the upcoming about my (drawn and designed by @lorenzomilito and @ruggero1979 and sponso… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:27 PM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

PipMcGyver I truly hope this Economist sub-editor was carried shoulder high to the pub pic.twitter.com/LkcyzWZPYT

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:19 AM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Die ​Ausstellung illustriert einen Vortrag, in dem es um die Konkurrenz (oder halt nicht) zwischen Malerei und Fotografie geht.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:48 AM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Die beiden sind jetzt Friends und gestalten zusammen eine Ausstellung mit ihren quasiidentischen Werken.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:47 AM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Meine Mutter hat vor kurzem eine Malerin kennengelernt, die jedes Bild, das Mama als Foto aufgenommen hat, irgendwann schon mal gemalt hat.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:47 AM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

markskogan BREAKING: Avocados now actively destroying homes, further complicating millennial hopes and dreams. twitter.com/Bob_Lesh/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:30 AM, May 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AnimalsGalore Omg these two pic.twitter.com/UGqtJ5Hy5V

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durst Möchte einschlafen wie ein Amboss, der in einen tiefen Brunnen voller Motoröl hinabsinkt.

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EtanHeytan There are three kinds of tweeters pic.twitter.com/iIehafbg4K

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tallinzen Just went back to this classic on sample sizes in between-subject designs to email it to a student pic.twitter.com/3nz7qd5Cit

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oOtrinityOo Pizza online bestellt. Beim Feld Sonderwünsche habe ich "Weltfrieden" eingetragen. Hätte ich dieses Problem also auch gelöst.

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ojahnn MA topic: throw data at the problem
PhD topic: throw problem at the data

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fleaz_ @Lotterleben SI Einheiten || GTFO :D pic.twitter.com/5KAchUCcvH

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Lotterleben @fleaz_ Ich geb ab jetzt einfach auch alles in Wiener Tuch-Ellen an.

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timpritlove Welcher Spendenweg hat welche Kosten? SEPA vor PayPal. PP schlecht für kleine Summen. Flattr bei USt 0%/7% deutlich… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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spinfocl Geschäftsidee: Erstellung eines (Angriffsziel-spezifischen) Riesenkorpus gefakter eMails, die sich schwer von echte… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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dangillmor In which direction? twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/s…

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DougSaunders To be fair, Disney was also threatening to release it twitter.com/guardian/statu…

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ojahnn Thesis update
Me: Writing the last paragraph is sooo hard.
Advisor: Don't worry, I'll tell you to change it anyway.

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@ojahnn Ah, brilliant, a quick way for yours truly to know what's up with that Barsalou thing. ^^

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ojahnn I'm going to attend a Machine Learning summer school (hi bots) and I can only talk about it on oulipo if I call it "algorithmic divination"

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SPIEGELCaptions Finanzminister Schäuble: Humor ist, wenn man trotzdem zahlt

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tjssh Researchers synthesize a "generalized fingerprint" that opens 2/3 of smartphones. Without knowing the real print. mobilegeeks.de/news/fingerabd…

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@mtwirth Wollt grad sagen. 7712 hab ich heute allein in Düsseldorf-Oberbilk gesehen.

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Verraeterin Hab sie nach m1 Ebenbild geformt.

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@frachtschaden Für den Tweet kriegste ein Jahr Fegefeuer dazu. Worth it.

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frachtschaden "Sabina bringt bei uns immer die Vorladungen vorbei. Wir nennen sie nur noch Subpoena-Sabina."

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Vor den Lohn haben die Götter den Papierkram gesetzt.

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amyquispe The question is, what timezone am I in emotionally?

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coderabbi I wonder what the first person who considering mechanized transport envisioned... I'm guessing legs, not wheels. Si… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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@ojahnn Wäre es eine Lösung, sie künstlich altern zu lassen?

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prof_gabriele My son made this. It's hilarious. pic.twitter.com/a7mE6bRQy2

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@frachtschaden Ja, aber würden die sonst Stammwähler bleiben?

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@frachtschaden Das ist vielen anscheinend wichtig, warum wäre die SPD sonst zweitstärkste Partei in so vielen Parlamenten.

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@frachtschaden Positiv interpretiert: ausgewogenen Politik der Mitte. Langweilig, aber sicher.

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@frachtschaden Kein inhaltliches Alleinstellungsmerkmal, keine eindeutigen Positionen in wichtigen Fragen.

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alicegoldfuss WE DID IT EVERYONE, WE KILLED ANOTHER BOOMER INSTITUTION

Next up: buffets twitter.com/fortunemagazin…

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Jetzt hoffe ich für die NRW-CDU, dass sie im Schönreden von Zuständen genau so gut ist wie im Schlechtreden.

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skeptikantin *swypt von Busfahrerin*

*will sterben* pic.twitter.com/no1w9di2Vo

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SPIEGELCaptions Umladung des Rumpfs in Pauillac: Alles nur Show?

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ojahnn Thesis update pic.twitter.com/EFS1yhrnao

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SPIEGELCaptions Biologe Baars (r.), Studenten mit Kälbern: Handschuh auf dem Schlauchstutzen

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UnburntWitch Just pissed off a friend by refusing to call blueberries anything other than flavor orbs

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IeHikikomori Vom empörungsverpflichteten Steuerzahler zum irritationsberechtigten Crowdfunder. Gewöhn dich schon mal dran, Kronenzeitung.

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konsulampulle @HannaEngelmeier 💡 (Hätte mich nie getraut, so etwas zu behaupten, finde aber mittlerweile: Der Verdacht liegt schon SEHR nahe!)

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GrumpyMerkel Der steht für eine Vision von Europa, wo man so viel Scheiße bauen kann, wie man will, und trotzdem gewinnen die Nazis nicht.

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SPIEGELCaptions Untergewichtige Velásquez, Freundinnen: Alle wollten sich mit ihr schmücken

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GeekJulieta @kensinterlude "You're beautiful"
'you're welcome'

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- (glottalizing) You're cu'!
- The genius inventor or the omnipotent being?
- No, CUTE!
- But it's cooler to be Q than to be cute!

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The Dutch like to live by the water. What kind of water doesn't matter so much. pic.twitter.com/vgxCdOlDrA

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jonathanchait This is a very shrewd piece by @petridishes on the Republican psychology toward Trump washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/… pic.twitter.com/GLpqP9ZSPK

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_Oded_ @MasteringVim That got to be the most accidentally accessed feature in Vim

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ashleymcnamara I don't know about you guys, but I'm really loving the whole conference sock trend. pic.twitter.com/SY7kmCzLht

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DawgBelly A small joy in my life is tht my sis is dating a guy w/ the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates tht we all call him human Nigel.

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Pixelfish Arts and crafts: make your own Sean Spicer garden element. pic.twitter.com/jk4CDekW1I

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frachtschaden Ihr müsst lernen, dass meine Reply nicht unnötiger als euer Ausgangstweet ist.

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NormalNico If you were in a car, would you know what accident to do?? pic.twitter.com/v9gpGmGaCx

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mollyclare This is exactly why "inclusion" does NOT mean "having no standards and allowing everyone in." twitter.com/squeed/status/…

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Eilenbrat Nice auch, wie deutsche Sportkommentatoren Bodycheck immer aussprechen, als wär's ein tschechischer Nachname. Buch und Regie: Jiří Bodižek.

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0xlynn cannot believe this d2 pic.twitter.com/Dh5zTnqmuV

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Bereitschaftswitz, der – Vom Fachmann für Kenner titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2017/…

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Eilenbrat Durch alle deutschen Stuben hallt's:
"Haltbar, siehe Tubenfalz."

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Eilenbrat Das ist der Panflöter, er lötet den Panf.

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genekogan just in case you were wondering, this is what happens when you repeatedly run FaceApp’s smile filter until it can't… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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frachtschaden „Guten Tag, Frau Klobendinger, ich bin Dr. med. dent. Z. Ballermann. Schwester Wilhelm knüppelt Ihnen jetzt alle Zähne raus.“
„Tag.“

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Chaosfux Ich wollte eigentlich gar keine Hornisse im Wohnzimmer haben

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Chaosfux "Schlafen kann ich, wenn du tot bist."

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ojahnn Just heard a neurolinguistics presentation, the speaker did a really good job using Machine Learning metaphors to explain brain processes

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@kweenys Kann dir den Code aber raussuchen, wenn du magst.

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@kweenys Nein, ich hab ihn als Komponente eines letztlich nicht weiterentwickelten größeren Java-Systems geschrieben.

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labenzticker Wolpertswende, die: Sehr schwierig auszuführendes Fahrmanöver, von den Bayern a) als neue Gemeinheit gegenüber Merc… labenz.texttheater.net/Wolpertswende

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greg00r Google's image recognition API identifies Art. So @kathrinpassig and I made a Bot that sorts Twitter for Art and No… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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qDot Fun problems I have: How do you write a code of conduct for a software project that is actually about sex (@buttplugio)?

(Help.)

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tjmahr Cleaning my desk out. This was probably the most important/formative paper I read in grad school… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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PAYOLETTER are we gonna talk about how baby sting rays look like haunted ravioli pic.twitter.com/nQEQoiyhdZ

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StereoSushisu Ich kann 90% meiner Replies mit diesem Bild beantworten und das mache ich jetzt einfach auch. pic.twitter.com/ixMi36uwkK

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_inesmontani I was asked about best practices for open-source – some lessons from @spacy_io & making commercial work ines.io/blog/spacy-com…

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tobiaschneider Emmanuel Macron reciting the opening dialogue of Molière's "Le Misanthrope" from memory.

Him and Trump will have… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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SPIEGELCaptions Atomanlage Gorleben: Tradition als Standortfaktor

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amyquispe Got a Snapchat ad for Match.com today, which means my interaction patterns indicate that I'm an old.

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fliggerit Menschen, die in ihre Bollerwagen-Kleinanzeige nicht nur "Nichtraucher", sondern auch "Akademiker-Haushalt" schreiben

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Grumpfdalm Xavier sorgt für tolle Rants, ARD. Das ist was anderes. twitter.com/MEEDIA/status/…

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randomronja 1:0 für Aldi Süd pic.twitter.com/LRUCgJmePL

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EverythingGoats When the world is awaiting your downfall, but you're a goat pic.twitter.com/0DdJprYJez

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merseytart IDEA: Shazam, but for weird bits of plastic that have probably fallen off something important and you don't know wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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TimHarford If the industrial revolution hadn't occurred in Britain in the 1700s, who would have picked up the ball - and when? marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolu…

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labenzticker leuna (Adj.): Hell und belebt, aber trotzem als gemütlich empfunden. labenz.texttheater.net/leuna

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9x imageboard culture isnt a cool secret treehouse that They Just Don’t Get, it’s a roach motel i escaped when i was 17 and i never looked back

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9x it’s weird that there isn’t more awareness among EdgeNet types that a massive chunk of ~the sjws~ are people who outgrew 4chan a decade ago

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Plot twist: it's an AI that has learned to use that line to get humans to cooperate. twitter.com/wellformedness…

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jacobandreas There's no better way to feel humble about progress in NLP than presenting to a class of linguists

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"Wait, were you one of those mutants who can't eat cilantro?"

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SoVeryBritish "The person you have called is not available, please leave your message after the..."

Phew and nope

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derfreitag Jordan hat einen Horrorfilm gedreht, der Unbehagen aus Bildern und Erfahrung von Rassismus zieht: „ Out“ buff.ly/2pTQS2n

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SPIEGELCaptions Die Unternehmen der Gewebebranche verwerten fast alles, was der menschliche Körper zu bieten hat: Wie im Film „Avatar“

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ojahnn Children acquire this word around age 14. German childhoods are quite tough twitter.com/Deutsch_Falsch…

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Presenting it at @PyGrunn next week. Viasock: Automagically Serverize Your Scripts. github.com/texttheater/vi… twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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PyGrunn Look at that! No wonder they're collector items! pic.twitter.com/oHyH6GRiL9

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ojahnn Diese Mail sollte übrigens angeblich kommuniziert haben, dass alles wieder normal läuft.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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SpiegelPeter The much-touted Melenchon-to-Le Pen voter appears not to have shown up much. Most went Macron: pic.twitter.com/w0vgwJRFnH

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wellendonner "Maybe one time your house is on fire because undefined is not a function" @EmilyGorcenski

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labenzticker leipzig (Num.): Universelle Worterweiterung zur Benennung von geschätzten Zahlen- und Jahresangaben. Beispiel: „Ich… labenz.texttheater.net/leipzig

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konsulampulle Ständig „ach, da fällt mir ein“, „ich beziehe mich noch mal auf Dings von vorhin“, „aaah, ich glaube, das definiere ich einfach noch mal.“

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konsulampulle Was geht bitte bei Rancière, dass der seine Texte nicht gescheit sortieren kann?

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HNTweets [WTF] Go Unicode Hack to Get Pseudo-Generics: reddit.com/r/rust/comment… Comments: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=142768…

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@spinfocl Mit 9 Zeichen ist dieser Tag in der Tat relativ lang.

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den Abend weggefläzt

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ojahnn Ich: Die finalen Daten generier ich mir im Mai!
Rechenzentrum: Den Cluster warten wir im Mai!
Rechenzentrum: Unfortunately, unforeseen diffi

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spectatorindex IMAGE: Current condition of pool from 2016 Rio Olympics pic.twitter.com/u0ITkBuvAh

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techniktagebuch Mai 2017 - der passiv-aggressive christliche Blog meiner Mutter Meine Mutter, geboren 1955, spricht seit... tmblr.co/ZydXMo2LJP6do

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2:1-Regel für alltägliche Entscheidungen: Wenn 2 Gründe für A sprechen und 1 für B, aufhören, nach weiteren zu suchen und A wählen

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VolkerK_ Hier Folks der : Wenn Ihr merkwürdige technische Artefakte hab, die eines Showautritts würdig sind: Einpacken!
re-publica.com/en/17/session/…

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frachtschaden Bock auf Fluktuations-Dissipations-Theoreme.

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ojahnn Thesis update: woher hätte ich wissen sollen dass man es *richtig* machen muss damit es geht

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skeptikantin „Spreche aber kein FR.“ - „Unsere Techniker sprechen auch EN & DE.“
*ringring*
„Rararar seize heurs rararar.“
*onze, douze, treize...*

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texttheater Mein nächster Horror-Schocker wird folgenden Titel tragen: PB – PEINLICH BERÜHRT.

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kateleth Who me? I'm not like other girls. All they care about is makeup and clothes while *I* care about performative misogyny for male approval

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So schlimm es auch um die Welt steht, immerhin ist die Handy-aus-Erinnerung im Kino nicht mehr von Figuren aus "Bärenbrüder".

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zoeyjsalsbury @nsilverberg I made a website for sick people to send their ashes to a GOP member of congress because of this tweet: mailmetotheGOP.com

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sprachlog Das Deppenleerzeichen gibt es nicht: Eine Art Replik sprachlog.de/2017/05/04/das…

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constatinstant @astefanowitsch @Schplock Mich stört sehr, dass mein Handy zwar mittlerweile 6GB RAM hat, die Keyboard-App aber wed… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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My favorite example of Emoji fonts failing to be universal.

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“It’s clear because the position of the hour hand corresponds to the spoken form.” Yes, IN SOME LANGUAGES, you geniuses.

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“Clock Face *-Thirty” Emoji: Apple, Samsung, LG, HTC, Facebook, Messenger, Twitter and Mozilla really screwed this up.

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Wrote a Prolog pretty-printing predicate today. No alliteration intended.

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Jfarrers For all my cynicism, this is still one of my favourite gifs ever pic.twitter.com/IswcrXGYF8

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matthew_d_green So is a law against gravity. twitter.com/lorenzofb/stat…

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ojahnn It's my first time using @feeltraincoop's Supermute today! \o/ supermute.feeltrain.com pic.twitter.com/Pv2I3wT9bS

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CTRLe_istbesser Was
Friedemann Schulz von Thun
denkt,
wenn Sie sich selbst retweeten: pic.twitter.com/m9KKwRjtCJ

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paul_haine Fascinated at how crossing a Corgi with any other dog breed results in what is basically a Corgi in disguise as the… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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amyquispe bug crawling on my bed. tried to get it to crawl onto my badge so i could move it. and it checked out my badge, noped out, crawled away.

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ItMeIRL me irl pic.twitter.com/gV1Z58WeGx

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ItMeIRL Me irl pic.twitter.com/IlITZvBlaM

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"I might have to moonwalk on my word."

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Zur Beendigung des Gesprächs den Gesprächspartner in den Papierkorb ziehen

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Kommunizieren mit Hilfe einer GIF-ORGEL

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HamdanAzhar "the great thing about nonsense : because it has no utility you only build it bc it brings you joy" LOVE this line… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Denkt daran: Der Mitternachtssnack ist die wichtigste Mahlzeit des Tages und sollte aus mindestens fünf Gängen bestehen.

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Best spam subject line in a while: “Turn your body into a blubber torching machine”

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„Breitbeinig, dickhodig, satangesteuert“ spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fo…

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DariusDjawadi Mir Zugang zur Etikettiermaschine zu geben war ein Fehler! pic.twitter.com/6SxlL20Cwd

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niggi Enthüllungsplattform entdeckt AfD-Frau auf Enthüllungsplattform. uebermedien.de/15068/correcti…

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frachtschaden Ich find's schön, dass Twitter anbietet, die eigenen Tweets zu übersetzen, falls man wissen möchte, was man da geschrieben hat.

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AcademiaObscura Co-authoring problems. pic.twitter.com/Ows8fULKgi

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IAmOxfordComma She wears him well. | HT @Kinky_Alexandra pic.twitter.com/O3PMpr7HzX

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ojahnn @texttheater "als der ich schlauer war" gefällt mir zwar, aber mir drängt sich dabei immer die Lesart auf "in der R… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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@ojahnn Andererseits: der Fokusakzent sollte m.E. auf "schlauer" liegen und das geht in der Einleitephrase nicht??… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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@ojahnn Einerseits: "schlauer als der" scheint eine Bewegungsinsel zu sein, also ganz bewegen: "schlauer als der ich war".

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SPIEGELCaptions Nächtliches Shenzhen: Regelrecht beschattet

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MasteringVim Did you know?

You can use Ctrl+O and Ctrl+I to navigate cursor position history back and forward.

Tip from: goo.gl/FcHEIT

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labenzticker Einschiederhof, der: Der mysteriöse Ort im Krankenhaus oder Pflegeheim, in dem die Bettpfannen geleert werden. labenz.texttheater.net/Einschiederhof

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ojahnn Bitte helfen, die richtige Antwort ist am verlieren! twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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wortwicht Konjugation von 'bim'

Ich bim
Du bims
Er/Sie/Es bimst
Wir bimm
Ihr bimms
Sie bimmsen

Konjunktiv I: böm+Suffix
Konjunktiv II: bömst+Suffix

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haldaume3 tfw in a month you've gotten four emails from gov't agencies who want help to do ML, but the NSF proposal funding rate is <10%

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triketora analysis of 5 years of fb data: female engineers received 35% more rejections of their code than men wsj.com/articles/faceb… sounds right...

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ojahnn PS bitte keine ernstgemeinten Zuschriften

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ojahnn [poll] "Heute habe ich einen Mann kennengelernt, ___ ___ ___ ___ war."

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@LugubertaO @frachtschaden Gewöhnung ist auch die einzige Erklärung, die mir einfällt. Gibt immerhin viele Komposit… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Queen_Europe Ah, the Varoufakis strategy. Good luck with that. twitter.com/bbcbreaking/st…

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@Vilinthril Another reason: I like being able to begin by tinkering with backend stuff, without having my eyeballs whipped the whole time.

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@Vilinthril Yes, I think that's what it boils down to.

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I don't trust a CMS with an ugly default theme.

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ojahnn Im Notfall: Der Geisterstadt-Flur im PCB-Turm. Aber nur ungern, denn dort sind alle Fenster und Türen dauerhaft offen, ergo alles sehr kalt.

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ojahnn MathNat-Alternative: Der Keller, in dem sich das Genetiklabor befindet. Die Warnschilder fangen früh genug an, das Klo ist noch erreichbar.

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ojahnn Favorit: Die unbeschriftete weiße Tür, versteckt hinter der Wendeltreppe im Studierenden Service Center. Leider absolut nicht barrierefrei.

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ojahnn Street smart durch die Uni: Geheimklos finden, die selbst in ärgsten Stoßzeiten ohne Wartezeit benutzbar sind.

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sarahmei As a senior dev, I disagree. Feedback from junior devs is critical to me. If they don't understand it, even if it's… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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TahaYasseri A great demonstration of why we need to plot the data and never trust statistics tables! autodeskresearch.com/publications/s… pic.twitter.com/hsivGZdpZ1

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Hei, im Kühlschrank fand ich heut
Nen Teller Frikassee.
Ich nahm ihn raus und wärmte ihn
in der Mikrowellellellellellellellellellé.

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labenzticker Huttrop, der: Eine sinnlose Angewohnheit, ähnlich einem Tic, mit dem Unterschied, dass er sich nur im eigenen Gehir… labenz.texttheater.net/Huttrop

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100s of gay men have been abducted, tortured, even killed in Chechnya. But authorities deny they even exist. Act now bit.ly/2nKQ4u5

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ojahnn "Du, ich mag deine Fresse." - "Danke. Und ich..... fresse.... deine............ Magd." Das Leben mit Gegenwesen ist so schön. So, so schön.

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SPIEGELCaptions Gewächshäuser in Roquetas de Mar: Maschinenintelligenz durch Zuchtwahl

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SMBCComics How to Photograph Science smbc-comics.com/comic/how-to-p…

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frachtschaden Es gibt nichts, worüber ich mich so diebisch freue, wie zunächst einen falschen Eindruck meines Charakters zu vermitteln.

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rewordable Check out our final production proof of the game! Excited for these to start shipping to our Kickstarter backers th… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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ojahnn 📖🎭🎉🎈🎂

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