Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

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April 2019

ScienceMarchHD Es fehlen noch 25.000 Unterzeichnungen für die von @sciforfuture unterstützte Petition.

Bitte 🖋+ teilen, 🖋+ teilen, 🖋+ teilen...über 25.000 Mal!

Bis zum 6. Mai. Das ist machbar!

@parents4future @FridayForFuture

epetitionen.bundestag.de/petitionen/_20…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Apr 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

On page 168 of 254 of Der goldene Handschuh, by Heinz Strunk: "Der hat bestimmt Alkohol ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

@Chaosfux hinter dem Putzeimer unter der Spüle

via Twitter for Android in reply to Chaosfux

InkTankFinland Bear parkour move ever pic.twitter.com/SMxIKgRmqu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Apr 30th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Das vegane Essen in der Mensa enthält immer ganz viel Fenchel (mag ich zum Glück) und im Ganzen gedünstete Kirschtomaten (fui deiwel)

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Bitte nicht mehr "AssertionError" sagen, sondern einfach "Liar."

via Twitter Web App

microth At the end of the discussion in the thread below, we might have another argument against arXiv as a pre-publication platform and another argument for arXiv as a crowdsourced debugging framework. Is that what the community needs? twitter.com/alexsalle/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

drguidoknapp 1897: Rund 30 Jahre vor Alexander Fleming entdeckt der frz. Armeearzt Ernest Duchesne die antimikrobielle Wirkung von Schimmelpilzen. Doch weil er erst 23 Jahre alt und völlig unbekannt ist, wird seine Doktorarbeit vom Institut Pasteur abgelehnt. Er stirbt 1912 an Tuberkulose. pic.twitter.com/1UFtn15I1g

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

cdutilhnovaes I have issues with the apology culture too, strikes me as one of the (many) bad faces of Christian morality, now appropriated by the left—repent and recant! But it’s also true thar words can do real harm, so tricky how to enforce accountability for speech. twitter.com/paulbloomatyal…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson “Das hat geklatscht”

– someone who learnt the phrase “das hat geklappt“, assumed it was Denglisch, then used it in a situation where Hochdeutsch seemed appropriate.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

OliverCzulo Wir müssen uns mal über die von unterhalten.

Was kommt hier wem bedrohlicher vor? pic.twitter.com/LCaS9oxujC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Naoicea Work load of Dutch university teachers has increased by 70% in the last 13 years. Yes, you read that right. 70%. twitter.com/decorresponden…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

akareilly Every person designing tech needs to keep asshole personas in mind:
- Stalkers
- Dick pic senders
- Abusive partners twitter.com/robpegoraro/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

when sdiff is surprisingly useful for ascii art pic.twitter.com/sHEIhxdSwP

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simulo An der Parkhaus-Schranke:
»Hier bitte kein Geld einwerfen.
(Lachen Sie nicht, es kommt immer wieder vor)«

@techniktagebuch


pic.twitter.com/jbqZyWNuR0

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Auf der Suche nach dem verlorenen Sinn zeit.de/wirtschaft/201… via @zeitonline

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via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

brynguist me, a linguist: learning a new language as an adult is hard. it requires conscious effort, exposure to comprehensible input...

also me: I bet if I watch enough Turkish soap operas dubbed into Georgian (w/ the Turkish still audible in the background) I can absorb BOTH languages

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ro_leni "...we absolve ourselves of addressing the sexism/racism/culture of overwork that may be causing the imposter experience. Imposter syndrome is not necessarily a disease of the mind, but perhaps a disease of the system". Very well said @christineliuart qz.com/work/1286549/i…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

zeitcampus "Oxford mahnt die Studenten, niemals zu langweilen. Das verleitet dazu, die Pose interessanter zu finden als die Position, die Präsentation wichtiger als den Inhalt." zeit.de/2019/18/univer…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 12:34 PM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ibogost A few people have noted that it appears I might be excluding staff or research faculty, but that is not my intention; I want to hear those stories too—and anyone else who works at a college or university—so feel free to send yours along.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

tschfflr Fun fact: When @HalukaMB interviewed me about emoji 4 years ago for Die Zeit, I drew a lot on general (computational) linguistics knowledge. But now I'm doing a "real" research project on it and finishing a publication (with my student Rebecca Reglin).

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

there_are_two_ One of my brilliant European students is defending his PhD thesis today after completing all of his higher education in this country. What a day to wake up to the news that the government intends to put such stories to an end. twitter.com/DrJoGrady/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ibogost Dear academic faculty: I am researching a story on horrors of the university as workplace. I am especially interested in interpersonal conflicts that feel, for whatever reason, unique to the academy. I'd like to hear from you (in confidence): ibogost at theatlantic dot com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

publictorsten Rücksendungen sind gleichzeitig der einzige Grund, warum zB Kleiderhandel im Internet überhaupt funktionieren kann. Eine einseitige Betrachtung der Kosten ist daher nicht erkenntnisfördernd. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Apr 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

"In seiner Jugend litt er an starker Acne conglobata und erhielt klassischen Musikunterricht (Querflöte, Saxophon)."

via Twitter for Android

GretaThunberg ”So today, as first minister of Scotland, I am declaring that there is a climate emergency.”
bbc.com/news/uk-scotla…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

DavidZza Die wurde in dieser Woche heftig diskutiert, weil sie das Bild von einem Deutschland zeichnet, in dem rechtes Denken in großen Teilen der Bevölkerung tief verankert ist. Warum ich dieses Bild problematisch finde, will ich hier erklären.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

98% done with The Confusion, by Neal Stephenson: "'Sire, this would appear to be a bette... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

labenzticker antwerpen (V.): Auf eine Frage statt mit einer Antwort mit einem Marketingschwall reagieren. labenz.texttheater.net/antwerpen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender Interesting thread from an expert on food safety and ag industry inspired by an article on drug safety with implications for and twitter.com/sarahtaber_bww…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

MicroSFF "Yeah, so I found out my new house is haunted."
"You know who you should call? Ghostbusters!"
"Oh? Do they have an email address?"
"Just call them!"
"Ah. Can I text them?"
"No, just call them."
"Um. Never said I minded the ghost. It's not that bad."

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

fchollet Training ever bigger convnets and LSTMs on ever bigger datasets gets us closer to Strong AI -- in the same sense that building taller towers gets us closer to the moon.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:55 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Würzburg, die: Das Gestell am Tisch im Restaurant in dem Salz, Pfeffer, Sojasoße und Zahnstocher untergebracht sind. labenz.neutsch.org/W%C3%BCrzburg

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

"Mit seinem Freiheitswillen möchte er die Welt erobern, um sich seiner selbst zu vergewissern. Es ist die wirkliche Welt, die Verkehrslage, die ihn daran hindert, sein Ideal zu realisieren. Es sind immer die anderen, die Schleicher und Sonntagsfahrer, die ihn ausbremsen." twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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berndulrich Das ist bestenfalls die halbe Wahrheit. Es gibt auch einen Wettbewerb um die versierteste Abgebrühtheit und den schnoddrigsten „Realismus“, wobei systematisch Abstand von der Moral mit Nähe zur Realität verwechselt wird. twitter.com/julianpmerrill…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

frozenpandaman thanks google pic.twitter.com/hYU0vK6mbZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Mikel_Jollett The NRA is having it’s annual convention today.

No guns are allowed, for obvious safety reasons.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:35 AM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ajguydish The great debate. pic.twitter.com/p6cXW8H40Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:57 AM, Apr 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Meine Multitasking-Fähigkeiten sind begrenzt. Lesen und nicht Schokolade essen zum Beispiel, das geht einfach nicht gleichzeitig.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness I’m thinking about how the imperatives in (my) research have increasingly shifted from uncovering truths to making stuff, and how that shift began in August 2008.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist If anyone has suggestions how to scare up negative polarity items in the wild, please share. My strategy right now is to make 2-3 sentence stories about how greedy/quiet/forgetful, etc. someone is, and to conclude with "He wouldn't give a red cent even to his own mother!" etc.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

🎵 Ein neues Brillenetui ist wie eine neue Brille 🎶

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peterbreuer Bühnenbildentwurf für die Oper „Cardillac“ von Paul Hindemith (nicht realisierter Entwurf) pic.twitter.com/FYHnMZkhaT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

The Orville Wraps Up a Strong Second Season With Its Most Ambitious Episode Yet io9.gizmodo.com/the-orville-wr… via @io9

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erik_kaars "We had to kill the Vikings, bc they bathed and brushed their hair and our wives couldn't resist such sophistication" is a HELL of a take by medieval English chroniclers. pic.twitter.com/Vz4pj0OKC7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

SPIEGEL_Politik Pro Kopf und Jahr produzieren die Deutschen im Schnitt 11 Tonnen Treibhausgase. Wer vegan lebt, reduziert die Bilanz um 2 Tonnen jährlich, bei ansonsten gleichbleibendem Lebensstil. Das entspricht etwa 8 Economy-Class-Flügen zwischen London und Berlin. spon.de/afs8z

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn When a guest speaker in our colloquium is doing their best, but the local audience just lacks most of the context necessary to understand their talk twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

brynguist Today's wealth disparity will lead to the largest humanitarian disaster this planet will ever see. Forget yachts: billionaires are *stealing* our water, our clean air, and our ability to ensure our children have a future on this planet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ClumpedIsotopes The people of Mozambique, Malawi, Tanzania, and Zimbabwe are experiencing a humanitarian disaster due to climate change - one that is caused not by them, but by nations like ours that are responsible for most of the emissions. (1/n)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

ClumpedIsotopes First and foremost, give financial aid, whatever you can afford, to help people trying to survive this humanitarian disaster, ask your employer to donate, and write to your representatives to ask them to provide funds.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

internetdaniel Omg! Can we *please* start using “just watching the fruit” as a euphemism for introducing low-stakes, uncontroversial applications of a potentially significant technology (usually in order to quietly acclimate people to it before the controversial ones arrive)?? twitter.com/hypervisible/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:43 AM, Apr 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Der Nachbarsjunge (4) hat die Haare seines Legomännches auf dem Rasen verloren. Wir markieren jetzt mit gespannten Schnüren Bahnen und gehen alle barfu

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Wenn die Kolloquien Phonetik/Phonologie und Semantik/Pragmatik gleichzeitig stattfinden, als könnte keine/n beides interessieren 😠

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OMG the two-parter season finale of . I especially liked that the two parts are so different. The first seems like a self-contained episode right until the last minute, which catapults the second part into an apocalyptic scenario...

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6. Witz
6.1. Witzverständnisvoraussetzungen
6.2. Witz

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My main use case for Google Location History: dating my last haircut

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@jorges Ich sehe meine Vermutung bestätigt. Es geht also sehr wohl beides.

via Twitter for Android in reply to jorges

@ojahnn I don't like it either, but I find argparse makes it bearable

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hagenilda Oh God I've just remmebered the best pun I ever made so of course I'm going to share it again.

There was a PhD on the history of vasectomy advertised about a year ago and my response was that there's a vas deferens between good and bad scholarship.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

colmmacc Does anyone else feel that they basically lucked into a high paying career because their interests randomly aligned with scarcity and a rapidly growing field, and that it's nowhere near as hard, or as societally valuable as what teachers, medical professionals and care-givers do?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

hanhaiwen Nach über 1 Jahr Prüfung ist klar, dass die Bremer Behörde sogar überdurchschnittlich gut gearbeitet hat (bei den pos. Bescheiden). Trotzdem ermitteln weiter 36 Leute.
Zum Vergleich: Die Milliarden an Cum-Ex-Steuerbetrug drohen zu verjähren, weil da nur 20 Leute dran sind.
🚮🚮 twitter.com/taznord/status…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

tp_1024 Wer nicht einsehen kann, dass ein Druck- oder Siedewasserreaktor schon rein physikalisch keinen Unfall wie in Tschernobyl haben kann, der sollte beim Klimawandel gar nicht erst anfangen sich zu beschweren, dass man doch auf die Wissenschaftler hören sollte.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

mspro pledge: egal ob podcast oder texte: ich werde nie hinter paywalls veröffentlichen.

öffentlich ist, was eine url hat. hinter paywalls kann man nicht veröffentlichen. da kann man nur zu exklusivem publikum sprechen. wer aber etwas wichtiges zu sagen hat, sagt es öffentlich.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

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via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

UteWeber Mit Reismilch gekochter Milchreis ist Reismilchmilchreis, die Reismilch ist dann Milchreisreismilch, insgesamt also Milchreisreismilchreismilchmilchreis, weiterhin einen angenehmen Tag allerseits.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Zwiebelschlaf, der: – Vom Fachmann für Kenner titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2019/…

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bowenyang My original Mandarin name is "博文," which used to mean "scholar." In 2019 it means "blog content." This is 100% true and it feels amazing to be humiliated by a 6,000-year-old language.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:28 AM, Apr 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender Q from @OlgaZamaraeva, a student of mine teaching intro compling:

Looking for publications with easily runnable software to reproduce the results & do error analysis. Suggestions? Please send link to paper & repro with version tag.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:38 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

brynguist In Feline-Directed Georgian, cats understand ფსფსფს (pspsps) to mean "come here, your highness, I have snackies for you." In this picture I have committed a grave faux paw by ფსფსფსing without giving any snackies. His highness is displeased pic.twitter.com/zUvygV2HXc

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

karpathy New blog post: "A Recipe for Training Neural Networks" karpathy.github.io/2019/04/25/rec… a collection of attempted advice for training neural nets with a focus on how to structure that process over time

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:15 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn and how we're all probably going to use different transportation and accomodation

via Twitter Web App in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn I wonder if we'll meet, seeing as how we're all going to be in different cities, pic.twitter.com/NbkhNIFae2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@jorges Weiß nicht, woher du die zweite Aussage hast, aber sie bezieht sich doch vermutlich auf die eine von Palmer gepostete Collage? -> kein Widerspruch

via Twitter Web App in reply to jorges

Some more sets with only literal characters inside:
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[()<^$?*+{,}]

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

zehavoc Hey guys, due to popular demands and peers pressure, deadlines are postponed by a week to May 5 (11:59PM UTC-12:00, "anywhere on Earth", after lunch Paris time)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Gaessje_42 @beckstown78 Neues vom Spocht:
"Alles was man heute beim Skispringen sah, war Dieter Thomas Heck." 😁

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Jetzt auch mit deutschen Untertiteln: Kernenergie - Zondag met Lubach (S09) youtu.be/YjFWiMJdotM via @YouTube

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Geschichten aus 1025 Nächten

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perseveresther defuckinglightful vs. disafuckingppointing

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra As soon as I managed to get a private room so I could dictate code in the office, I instantly had momentum on multiple projects -- after over a year of failing to work at home. Not everybody gets that accommodation.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

laburrini Was man halt so zeichnet, wenn man eigentlich was anderes zeichnen soll. pic.twitter.com/4naEXdqDOE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

bundesamtfvs Wir müssen die Presse endlich mal ordentlich instruieren, sich häßliche, inkompetente und alte Menschen zu suchen, wenn sie Aktivist*innen interviewen. Bei RWE finden sie die ja auch. pic.twitter.com/DVBHLr1PID

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"I'm easily entertained, but not easily entertaining."

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garfieldpicture garfield 5.21.2004 pic.twitter.com/RIxAVVhI8O

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

BayesForDays Yo who's hiring

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

sixtus Nochmal zum Nachrechnen: Die Schweiz, frei von der Bürde einer eigenen Autoindustrie, investiert pro Kopf siebenmal so viel in den Schienenverkehr wie Deutschland. Und wer dort schonmal Bahn gefahren ist, weiß, dass sich jeder Franken davon lohnt. twitter.com/solarpapst/sta…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client)

In PCRE character sets, special characters are treated as literal in positions where they would not make sense as special. So these are all valid character sets:

[a^]
[-9]
[^]] twitter.com/HooiWanV/statu…

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jvitak Fellow academics, I strongly encourage you to take a look at the hashtag. There's so much room for improvement -- some out of our direct control, but a lot within our control in how we design our courses and enforce course policies.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:32 AM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra On Sunday, I heard a lady in Grand Central yell at their child "and plenty of Jews, that's all they do is ruin holidays", and it is often difficult to tell, so do you think they were angry over a ruined:

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:22 AM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

davidweichiang The ACL Anthology has added thousands of curly braces to its BibTeX so you don’t have to! (Corrections welcome.)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:21 AM, Apr 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

PerlenDL Der Oberbürgermeister nimmt einfach zu viel Einfluss auf die lokale Presse. pic.twitter.com/qvtIwQVe8d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

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zeitonline "Männer, die in arbeiten würden, hätten die Macht, unsere Gesellschaft und unsere Arbeitswelt zu verändern." Ein Plädoyer gegen die ! zeit.de/arbeit/2019-04…

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doctorow Floating Point Precision jwz.org/blog/2019/04/f… pic.twitter.com/bzpL2KU7VD

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Queen_Europe White, male British right-wingers react to Greta Thunberg just as their US counterparts did to @AOC. They can’t process an eloquent female with opinions, so they sneer about her background, class, motives and appearance. It is so revealing.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:26 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

RustLatam 2019 - Without Boats: Zero-Cost Async IO youtu.be/skos4B5x7qE via @YouTube

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brynguist MON: "look at this plark"

TUES: "plark boi" "plark fren" "absolute plark" "big plark energy" "bröther may i have söme plörk" "love too plork" "overplorked" "uNpLoRKeD [spongebob]" "hath plurcken"

WED: "omg are you still doing plark memes"

THURS: "what's plark?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Johannes42 Die bekloppte Debatte zwischen Žižek und Peterson habe ich mir natürlich nicht angesehen, aber diesen lustigen Text dazu haben ich gerne gelesen:

currentaffairs.org/2019/04/live-c… pic.twitter.com/ekYVPphKF3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

brynguist thought: it makes sense that many of us linguists are addicted to twitter, because where else can you observe the entire life cycle of a neologism in the course of like 3 days

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

hllizi Wenn wir wenigstens noch 30 Generationen schaffen ist das schon beachtlich, und daran ist nicht die Kernenergie schuld. twitter.com/DejanFreiburg/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

tschfflr For me: 1) I want to discuss with my followers, not with the original poster. (I'm wary of replying to people I don't "know" on Twitter).
2) I have a "really funny" comment I need to get out there. twitter.com/edsu/status/11…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

TrailerDrake I installed a browser add-on to change the word gamer to "person who plays video games" and it really does make the toxic elements of the hobby look dumber. pic.twitter.com/DxSFW5ae4b

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:06 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Chaosfux Frühlingstrend Bierschinkentorte pic.twitter.com/HgglftnwvW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

perseveresther bräuchte neues denkvokabular irgendwann

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

performing my ablations

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fMRI_guy POLL: What is the probability of answering this question correctly just by chance?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:10 AM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ronin_sam Um das nochmal festzuhalten: Das wurde in den letzten Wochen schon dafür genutzt einen Bericht über Glyphosat zu unterdrücken. Uploadfilter haben den Muller-Report geblockt, wegen angeblicher UHR-Verletzung. So viel zu "die Meinungsfreiheit wird nicht eingeschränkt"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:51 AM, Apr 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

janesolomon A reviewer gave my new children's book The Dictionary of Difficult Words 4/5 stars because they didn't like my note about why I use singular 'they' throughout the book.

For the record, here's that note.

More than happy to lose a star for this.

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kathrinpassig Es lebte ein Dichter in Limerick,
Dem geriet immer alles zum Limerick.
Er rief: Leckt mich fett!
Ich schreib ein Sonett!
Und dann war's doch wieder ein Limerick.

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peterbreuer Idee für ein komplett enervierendes Metapuzzle pic.twitter.com/i0EfbvNPik

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mitchellh Periodically I and can’t help but be amazed that Siri was announced in 2010, and almost a decade later its still effectively valueless in day to day life for anything more than setting an alarm or pausing/playing music.

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remcoknooi Commentaar geven op essays van studenten: "Mijn inschatting is dat je een beetje hebt lopen zwemmen bij het analyseren van je data."
- lopen zwemmen = jammer maar helaas
- zitten zwemmen = toch wel verwijtbaar handelen
- liggen zwemmen = scheer je weg van deze opleiding

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tschfflr Me: That's , you know.
8yo: Is Linguistics a subject in school?
Me: No.
8yo: Why not?!

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tschfflr 8yo at the beach: 1/2 of the stones are wet and 1/4 are not wet, how can this be?
Me: Tell me.
8yo: The other 1/4 is wet, too! "half" doesn't mean "*only* half".
Me: 😍 I've taught this in Intro Pragmatics!

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davidschlangen Erm. By which I did not mean to imply that not all of our speakers are great. I meant, of all the great speakers in the world, we have some.

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peterbreuer Thread

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vagina_museum As it is today, here are a few of our favourite vagina, vulva and cunt moments in his work.

Get your country matters in order for the sexiest twitter thread you're gonna read today. pic.twitter.com/Yogg8flNjR

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LeonDerczynski Researchers give women 10% fewer citations for the same article, even controlling for many factors. Master your unconscious biases. Why aren't you citing women? nature.com/articles/s4155…

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GoodGermanWords German is a Lego set of words, pure logic, relentlessly rational.

is "Enthusiasm"
is "Addicted"

And so, naturally,
means ... (checks notes, angrily scratches things out, pencil snaps)

... "JEALOUS"

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spinfocl palmern [V, ugs.]: Sich zum Affen machen, um andere auf die Palme zu bringen.

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ma_rodda You know what I hate most? Having to sit through a 5 minutes discussion of whether my dog is neutered and whether he misses 'woman dogs' while knowing exactly how that's going to end but also knowing that if I try to disengage I will escalate the situation beyond my control.

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kathrinpassig Der eine Job auf der Welt, der wirklich für mich gemacht war, die , und dann so schlechte Nachrichten. Eventuell bleibe ich einfach zwei Monate unbezahlt im eigenen Bett liegen, AUS KUMMER. twitter.com/probandensuche…

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ojahnn My graduate colloquium talk before this one was titled "Freeze or I'll Freeze You", the one after was "Dancing Isn't Transitive, Except When It Is". Stay tuned for my upcoming presentation in May, which may or may not be called "I Hate Adverbs" twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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CodepointsNet Note: Read the follow-up tweets. twitter.com/__DavidFlanaga…

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perseveresther going for drinks with the person I'm planning on being

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_chaseh_ Well, actually, it’s only mansplaining if it comes from the Mansplain region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling misogyny.

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sleepinyourhat I don't think this kind of thing is ever necessary for the kind of research we do, but it's interesting to see, and it's a perfect response to an unreasonable reviewer arguing that a paper will have limited impact because 'we already knew that'.

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JoStowasser Auf die Frage nach dem Geschlecht eines Babys finde ich ja "Keine Ahnung, hat sich noch nicht dazu geäußert" ne gute Antwort.

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eugenewei “In essence (and this is only a tiny exaggeration): a quarter of the Internet was saved from hacking by adding emoji support.” pic.twitter.com/bwA2Da9Hcb

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historic_ly None of this is true! Let's look at how each of the companies were founded! pic.twitter.com/iUKTgaYK1a

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fortelabs This essay The 11 Laws of Showrunning by Javier Grillo-Marxuach is excellent, esp. thoughts on creativity in the epilogue. The best writing on the internet is found in poorly formatted PDFs with typos hosted at obscure URLs with no explanation okbjgm.weebly.com/uploads/3/1/5/…

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wellformedness If I train a 2-state discrete HMM on the characters in English words, the states will roughly represent:

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eagirre New paper accepted at @acl2018 workshop on "The risk of sub-optimal use of Open Source NLP Software" with lessons for releasing research software arxiv.org/abs/1805.04277 (thread 1/5)

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"Man lebt mit sich selber wie mit einem geheimnisvollen Nachbarn, den man noch nie zu Gesicht bekommen hat" (Juri Nagibin, Die Atempause)

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Provokanntje Sexy beim sex:
vor einer Handlung fragen ob das ok ist als Konsens Check

Nicht sexy beim sex:
Nach jeder Handlung fragen ob das geil war aber als Selbstbestätigung

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"Wait a minute... I'm prepared for this contingency! 🤯"

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isoglosse Welcome: English ✅
Willkommen: German ✅
Benvenuto: Italian✅
Bienvenidos: Spanish ✅
Hoş geldiniz: Turkish ✅
أهلا وسهلا: Arabic ✅
Bienvenue; French ✅
Dodpo momaubatg: ❓🤔❌

Every carpet tells a story. Read the story of a transcription mishap here 👉 isoglosse.de/2019/02/dodpo-… pic.twitter.com/i6q24pLiij

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"häufiger auf die originelle Metapher verzichten und stattdessen die präzise, differenziertere sprachliche Form wählen" twitter.com/OliverBWeber/s…

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amhitchens Shepard Smith killing it here. That's what responsible news looks like twitter.com/tylermonroe7/s…

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EricSoda Great TED talk. Thanks to @tferriss for suggesting it. ted.com/talks/johann_h…

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kennt ihr göffel hat bibs hosak-robb erfunden die erfinderin des göffels

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honnibal Today's off-beat use of prodi.gy: Training myself (for German practice), instead of a machine learning model. I wanted to script my own spaced repetition prompts, and Anki was really frustrating. It's nice being able to queue up the questions from Python. pic.twitter.com/Kascm9MBM8

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zeitweise Anzahl Unternehmen, die ihr gegründet habt im Vergleich zu den Garagen, die euch zur Verfügung standen.

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GordPennycook The primary result is this: I was only able to identify a single item that Republican's were closer to scientists than Democrats: "Nuclear power is a safe and viable source of energy."

(I used a 7-point scale, but coding is just the prop of people who agree with scientists) pic.twitter.com/BfmwkzixrG

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Fischblog Ich seh das schon kommen, dass wir dann alle mit Schutzanzügen die Farbe von den Wänden kratzen müssen. Auf der Basis von "Man kann halt nicht beweisen, dass es keinen Krebs verursacht". 😂😂😂 twitter.com/erlesen/status…

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keebitts @EnglishGibson Das nennt sich "afinite (Nebensatz-)Konstruktion", ist schon seit längerem veraltet und wurde zuletzt als Stilmittel verwendet, um Texten einen 'nostalgischen' Anstrich zu geben. U.a. von Stefan Zweig, vgl. german.stackexchange.com/questions/1590…

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in pfarrers bäffchenschublade

oben die zwei bäffchen, die er immer trägt

darunter zehn, die eigentlich "auch noch gut" sind

ganz unten vermutlich noch das bunte bäffchen, das er einmal zu karneval anhatte

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und er hub die torte

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nsaphra This thread has 🦄ci🧙‍♀️ta🧚‍♀️tions🧞‍♀️ twitter.com/hillelogram/st…

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luthersoehnchen Nun ja. Kommt auf die Definition an. Jesus — all borro king. So whatcha want? pic.twitter.com/xX1Mshj0fN

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pfadintegral TIL: Pfauen miauen

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leanderwattig "However, in a taste of what’s to come with the EU’s views on copyright enforcement, the online document portal Scribd took down multiple copies of the Mueller Report claiming that their algorithms identified it as a copyrighted work."
qz.com/1599975/scribd…

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problem exists at top end of leash

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zehavoc btw the long paper deadline is coming up guys. Please submit ! This event will gather the UD workshop, TLT, Depling and the Quasi Workshop (quantitative syntax wks)
Long paper deadline: April 28
Short paper deadline: June 5
syntaxfest.github.io/syntaxfest19/i…

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Gerhard Wolf kommt dann irgendwann aufs Frontispiz pic.twitter.com/FxJ1dRbXEM

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SJKSalisbury [Googling instructions for disarming a bomb]
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]

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SemMinusContext "the bastard" does not permit a bound reading, even in a context that heavily favors a gestural interpretation, such that the hand in question might be expected to be the one that belongs to the bastard who raises it.

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to agree something away

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Wort des Tages: fästhetischisieren

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fxneumann Vernichtende Analyse: »A Technical and Cultural Assessment of the Mueller Report PDF«

(tl;dr: Das PDF war scheiße!)

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tusk vs trump kampf der donalds

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LibyaLiberty My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.

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zirkuspony meine mutter (schwäbin) spricht „tut“ wie „dude“ aus und jetzt kann ich leider nie wiede mit ihr reden schade eigentlich

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clhubes Stop saying "start a family" when you mean "have kids". A couple is still a family. A single person and her cat is a family. A couple and their plants are still a family. Three weirdly close roommates could be a family. You don't need kids to be a family.

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tallinzen If you were wondering what it's like to be a computational linguist: I got an email yesterday with the title "URGENT: NEED VERBS"

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emilymbender One of the many risks posted by AI/ML is automation bias: the tendency to assume that because a machine said so, it must be true and to assume that machines are more objective than humans. >> twitter.com/jacobian/statu…

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MobyDickatSea Here's food for thought, had Ahab time to think; but Ahab never thinks; he only feels, feels, feels

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zirkuspony berlin hack: auf dem friedhof grillt keiner

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zeitonline Als Ausländer, schreibt Franka Lu, braucht man in Antworten auf die immer gleichen Fragen: Wo kommst du her? Wie alt bist du? Wie lange bist du schon hier? Bist du verheiratet? Wie viel verdienst du? zeit.de/kultur/2019-04…

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Das Schöne an ICE-Fahrten ist auch, dass man seine Geräte laden kann pic.twitter.com/q3xWShHCot

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Was ist da eigentlich schief gelaufen in unserer Gesellschaft, dass die Benutzung jeglicher Art von Lautsprecher in öffentlichen Verkehrsmitteln nicht klar geächtet und verboten ist?

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@ojahnn Damn, you're right, I didn't think this through! Good thing you binned 2 and 3 together so my vote is still valid.

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farbandish If you want to claim credit for work I did in my asbestos-laced building as a solo author using media contacts I damn put together, great: the first thing it'll cost you is the $2,500 I've had to spend on medical coverage out of pocket since starting working here.

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@ojahnn When I say 3, I'm counting myself!

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@ojahnn Exactly 3. Enough shoulders to carry the conversation (and silences), and few enough to not get lost.

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ellebil „240 Meter hohe Windräder. WILLST DU DAS?“

„Äh, ja, why not. Mich hat ja auch niemand gefragt ob ich 8 Trilliarden Hektar Fichtenmonokultut will.“

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Neueinrichtung sehr gelungen, krasser Kontrast zu dem langjährigen Zustand vorher. Besonders schön die Liegewiese oben und dass Bussteig 1 direkt in Bahnsteig 1 übergeht.

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ohcauseshesdead Taylor Swift as the redacted Mueller report: a thread pic.twitter.com/tOk0B9Gdly

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: Der Primark am neu einrichten Wuppertaler Hauptbahnhof ist eine architektonische Visualisierung des Namens "Bazon Brock". pic.twitter.com/v60myPfi0P

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perseveresther froh zu sein be
froh zu sein be
froh zu sein be

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Herr_Rau Was fehlt: Soziales Netzwerk oder Forum, bei dem man Mitglieder taggen kann oder den Avataren einen Schnurrbart anmalen kann, aber alles so, dass man das nur selber sieht. Statt genervt zu antworten, einfach "Depp"-Stempel dranmachen oder Schnurrbart. 1/2

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Verleser: Juncker kritisiert die deutsche Klimapolitik nicht ausreichend. Stimmt auch. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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@ojahnn How about designing and implementing your own programming language – it can certainly cost you sleep!

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texttheater Die Bruddelbrooks

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A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg: 10 Reasons Facebook Will Never Violate Your Privacy Again. Number 7 Will Surprise You

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wellformedness “The stimulus isn’t just impoverished, it’s downright depraved”

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EnglishGibson Interesting to hear German newsreaders pronouncing “Mueller” as /mʌlɐ/. I’m not criticising. On the contrary, I agree with the policy. But even I, eingedeutscht as I am, pronounce it /mʏlɐ/.

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ATBrokenNews Briten hamstern neue Wege

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just going to the cybernetics lab to make some friends

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nlpmattg "question answering" 🔥🔥

And I say that as someone whose research focuses almost exclusively on various kinds of question answering, and knowing that there's an ACL track called "QA". This used to be mostly coherent, but has broadened so much that the term is vacuous. twitter.com/gneubig/status…

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plomlompom Morgen ist Feiertag, weil morgen ein besonderer Tag ist. Bitte respektiert und begeht ihn angemessen, oder gewährt wenigstens denen, denen seine Ausübung etwas bedeutet, den Raum und die Möglichkeiten dafür: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_o…

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texttheater Sagt ein Reeder zum anderen: "Reede ich dir vielleicht in deine Arbeit hinein?"

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DingemanseMark ˈlɪŋɡwɪsts! The widely used Gboard Android keyboard now supports the full IPA (ht @daanvanesch) pic.twitter.com/TvJwekQV92

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there_are_two_ @boydgraber @nsaphra I ask for examples all the time, and I am so pleased that @nsaphra included *two* examples in this request. My replacement by automation is clearly imminent.

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ojahnn i'm in the market for an unhealthy obsession if anyone has suggestions

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j4 This is worth a read, especially if you fear your job may be bullshit: blog.nkb.fr/purpose-free-o…

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American Gods <3 Man muss gar nicht groß der Story folgen, man kann sich einfach an den Bildern berauschen.

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"A Netflix Original Series" as in "Wir haben uns in deinem Dorf die Erstausstrahlungsrechte gekauft"

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johnmccrae We are releasing English WordNet (2019 Edition) an open-source fork of Princeton WordNet, making over 3,500 improvements. The resources is available at en-word.net and contributions are welcome at github.com/globalwordnet/…

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DannyBate4 An Ode to a Bee on a Sunny Spring Day

Delight I must, when yellow-black
informs the eye of spring's return,
of life reborn, of joy come back;
'tis thee - oh wait no that's a wasp
ugh arrgh shit wasp ugh wasp fuck off

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JohanSjons This is my try for a Swedish alternative to the Buffalo-sentence:
”Skedar skedar skedar skedar skedar skedar skedar.”

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Rainmaker1973 This extraordinary piece by artist Kumi Yamashita created for the American Express office lobby in Tribeca, New York, was realized using carefully creased origami paper and a single light source to sculpt the employees profiles from their photos buff.ly/2uEK8cl pic.twitter.com/JiLGqDPEP8

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nsaphra If I had to replace the many ways in which @there_are_two_ guides my work with a tiny shell script, it would print out, "Can you test this claim more directly?" and, "Try writing it down first." ML Twitter, please tell me your auto-advisor scripts.

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Hallo @amazonDE und @dpd_de, warum kriege ich keine Benachrichtigung mehr, wenn ein Paket in einem Pickup-Shop bereitliegt?

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mozhacks Did you know Firefox ships in over a 100 languages?! 🔡
In today's article @stas talks about asymmetric localization and how the Fluent syntax is informed by the 20+ years of software experience of Mozilla!
hacks.mozilla.org/2019/04/fluent…

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Innentemperatur "Außentemperatur" brought to you by Einfachverglasung

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zeitonline "Menschliche Babys machen eine halbe Ewigkeit gar nichts Sinnvolles", sagt KI-Forscher @RichardSocher im Interview mit @Jochen. Nur, wie Babys lernen – das könne ihnen bisher keine künstliche Intelligenz nachmachen. bit.ly/2Xk0WRM

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"They are instructed to make up their mind."

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hellgrau beste farbe

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zeitonline Alles an der Fahrradhelm-Kampagne des Verkehrsministeriums ist eine einzige Lüge, weil sie das Dramatische und Tragische an Verkehrsunfällen verniedliche, schreibt Mely Kiyak. bit.ly/2Xk5K9M

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RAStadler @b_obermayer @holger_stark Ist halt ein Rechtsverstoß. Das ist ein Bewerben eines kostenpflichtigen Angebots ohne Hinweis auf die Kosten.

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perseveresther come to the dork side

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azraq1688 I made it easy to do CCG parsing experiments using ! Try CCG parsing benchmark on top of supertagging's one, in inspecting language model's ability. A SOTA ELMO-based model, HTML visualization, and logical formula output are available: github.com/masashi-y/depc… pic.twitter.com/GWoxIvmYVK

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tiger_food Vorsatz für heute: twitter.com/zufallsshirt/s…

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Wenn @ojahnn eine Artikelserie über einen scheinbar harmlosen Chat schreibt und du getriggert bist texttheater.net/2000-ff

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nlpmattg This is moving away from the original tweet's topic of asking for citations, but it's on my mind as I tweet paper commentaries and such. Maybe I'm an outlier here, but I think it's totally fair game to publicly critique public work, as long as you're professional about it.

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nlpmattg On the other hand, science is, for better or worse, a public endeavor. I certainly wouldn't advocate attacking _people_, but I find it surprising when people are hesitant to have public discussion about the merits and flaws of ideas. Isn't that why you *published a paper* on it? twitter.com/goodfellow_ian…

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perseveresther datingportal auch nur gegenteil von personenvereinzelungsanlage

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TIL Vin Diesel voiced Groot in "Guardians of the Galaxy" in multiple languages youtu.be/zsCJ0JH_XrU

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leitmedium ZEIT Online bietet alle (ja, auch Z+) Artikel offiziell im Volltext per XML an. Ich habe einen Konverter geschrieben, mit dem Ihr entspannt, werbe- und trackingfrei sämtliche Artikel lesen könnt. github.com/leitmedium/zei…

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emilymbender Q for / : Does anyone know of work on the semantics of proper names that are themselves MWEs? So things like New York but also the University of Washington?

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mjpost @zehavoc @mgalle That’s a nice idea to generalize the idea of line number to NLP-common file types.

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zeitonline ist auf dem Rückzug: Theo Sommer über die Herausforderungen der liberalen Welt. zeit.de/politik/auslan…

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PaulGowder New life/career rule/subtweet: never agree to do anything just because you feel flattered to be asked.

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johnregehr ripgrep is so cool; we need more basic utilities reimagined for modern use cases and reimplemented in languages that aren't security disasters github.com/BurntSushi/rip…

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I have no idea what three of these mean. twitter.com/zeitweise/stat…

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MarkusGerstel @ojahnn @_noujoum Weil man dann dank Banach-Tarski die unendlich vielen unendlich kleinen Stücke nur in die richtige Richtung drehen muss um sie dann zu zwei(!) vollständigen Kuchen in Originalgrösse zusammen setzen zu können!

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XandaSchofield My mom asked a cool question! A lot of the way we experience the world is through algorithms. Not only through search results or what shows up on your feed (though I'd say these are in the "real world"), but how you drive your car, make a sandwich, or get food at a restaurant. 1/ twitter.com/DrMelGanus/sta…

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midnightradio Wenn die VG Wort, die eigentlich für Dich als Urheber da sein soll, Dir in einer Mail schreibt, wie "erfreulich" es doch sei, dass die Politik es ihr in Sachen Urheberrecht nun ermöglicht, Dir als Urheber endlich wieder weniger, dafür aber den Verlegern wieder mehr Geld zu geben.

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peterbreuer ★ HABE DIESE ★
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 LEUCHTKÄSTEN
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  ★ SO SATT ★

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zynaesthesie @texttheater Humorfreie Antwort: weil das eine aus der älteren germanischen Sprachstufe mit freiem Wortakzent stammt (Úrlaub - erláuben) und das andere aus der jüngeren mit zusammengesetzten Worten. Vernunft wurde halt nicht intuitiv gebildet

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Warum gibt es Géwalt als Nachnamen aber nicht Vérnunft

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FroyoTam Late 90s/early 00s industrial design motif I love: silver + periwinkle accents pic.twitter.com/EnryHLse3v

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FR31H31T Liebes schwarzes Loch,

Sie sind ein Schwein. Sie stopfen alles in sich rein, sogar Licht. Wahrscheinlich haben Sie sogar schon ein Auge auf uns geworfen.

Bei uns nennt man das Völlerei. Es ist eine Todsünde.

Sie sollten sich schämen.

Herzlichst,
Borb B. Dolm

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vagina_museum If a pussy grabber can raise $30 million, can a pussy museum raise just £130K??

Donate here 👉 crowdfunder.co.uk/vaginamuseum twitter.com/jaketapper/sta…

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wellformedness @zehavoc Mitch: 'The feeling of the community was that the “financial subset” of the WSJ was very limited in syntactic form and wildly redundant, and rather idiosyncratic. So the missing sentences are carefully chosen and all rather similar.'

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zeitonline Das Sammeltaxi-Unternehmen @MOIAmobility ist mit 100 Fahrzeugen in gestartet. Bestellt werden können sie nur per und zum nächsten Treffpunkt muss man immer ein paar Schritte gehen. Wird das die Zukunft des innerstädtischen Verkehrs? bit.ly/2UDAUMr

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zeitcampus So planst du deine Woche, damit sie dich glücklich macht. zeit.de/campus/2019-04…

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mjpost I am looking into book-scanning services (destructive or non-destructive) for the ingestion of old proceedings. There are many services out there but I'd prefer to get a referral. If you know one, or know someone who knows someone, please get in touch!

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vagina_museum THREE 👏 DAYS 👏 LEFT 👏

Donate now because if we don't reach our target, all the money will be refunded! twitter.com/vagina_museum/…

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zeitweise Weil auf neue Parteien gründen keine Lust:

Wir könnten uns doch als progressive Wechselwähler einfach mal zusammentun und Forderungen stellen.

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EFF This weekend, @STARZ used a bogus copyright notice to take down our tweet about THEIR bogus copyright notice to @torrentfreak, who had the audacity to report on leaked episodes of TV shows.

Say it with us: It's Not Infringement To Report On Infringement. eff.org/deeplinks/2019…

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perseveresther hör auf da so prekär am tischrand zu liegen du endgerät

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pfadintegral Ich rate schon mal: Diese Protokollerklärung wird ein widersprüchlicher, in letzter Minute zusammengeflickter Kompromisstext sein in den man alles mögliche reinlesen kann.

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jamis Her: Someday I'll find a ham with a wishbone in it.

Me; Yeah. When pigs fly.

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KC__DC Ich will diese CO2-Steuer. Jetzt. Sofort. Es kann nicht sein, dass die erdölfreie Alternative zu Styropor 6x so viel kostet wie selbiges. von dem alle wissen, das es als Sondermüll entsorgt werden muss.

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emilymbender Dad: Another thought: I think we conflate A.I. with predictive analytics based on aggregated data.

nytimes.com/2019/04/10/opi…

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zeitweise Wer schreibt bei SPON eigentlich die Titelzeilen, die das Gegenteil von dem nahelegen, was im Artikel dann steht und vor allem warum? (ernsthafte Frage) m.spiegel.de/politik/auslan…

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jkkummerfeld A range of useful crowdsourcing services were suggested in response to @haldaume3's tweet below. I wrote a blog post summarising them - let me know if there are other services I should add! jkk.name/post/crowdsour… twitter.com/haldaume3/stat…

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perseveresther Welcome to the 🧠 Braincast 📢

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mekkaokereke But the lesson is clear... As a woman, if you so much as celebrate a win, you better have your ducks in order. All of them. Because you _will_ be challenged by some random dude on the internet that thinks you owe him your CV and detailed description of your credentials.

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EnglishGibson Wer von euch Kolleg*innen war das? pic.twitter.com/6DeTqNou9G

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Der Grund dafür, "dass es in Bilk immer so nach Bilk riecht" (@ojahnn): goo.gl/maps/pgpY7kkoH…

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"Let's be similar to each other in code. In code. Don't everyone, like, recede your hairline. I'm not saying you have to be similar to me in that way." youtu.be/cmkKxNN7cs4 via @YouTube

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Zum "Streit" kommt es irgendwie nicht, weil der ADAC-Mann sich der ihm anscheinend zugedachten Realitätsverweigerungsrolle verweigert 😂 twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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JustElex Was wir wirklich mal bräuchten? Ein Innerdeutsches Flugverbot für Politiker.

1) Vorbildfunktion
2) Merken die dann wo es bei der Bahn hängt
3) CO2 einsparungen.

Na wie wäre es?

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PrudenceLambert 148 lashes on her body and nearly 4 decades in prison. This is the awful punishment will face for peacefully advocating for women’s rights in Iran. But our voices can help and others like her: sign the petition! fb.avaaz.org/campaign/en/fr…

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habichthorn Diese Angst, in Baden-Württemberg versehentlich auf Boris Palmer zu treffen, der gerade Studierende um Büdchen jagt.

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phototio Das kenne ich doch... (Vortrag & Salon "Ideenwanderungen")

Am Mittwoch, 17.4.2019, kann man um 19.30 Uhr im Studio 170 der die Wanderung von Ideen und Motiven in der Kunstgeschichte kennenlernen und mit anderen diskutieren ( phototio.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/einlad…) pic.twitter.com/xDgpNakydJ

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mit dem hackstock den takt hacken

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datingdecisions This twitter account calls out press releases of studies on mice that discuss the studies as if they were performed on humans. I feel like it has the potential to become a phenomenon. twitter.com/justsaysinmice…

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"Freut mich, dass mein Einwand dich amüsiert hat."

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@bomelino @frachtschaden finde nicht dass das eine erklärung ist tbh

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astefanowitsch Dies, und alles andere, was Thomas Ebermann über „Heimat“ sagt. neues-deutschland.de/artikel/111620… pic.twitter.com/fTdbN3Vg0S

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Ich nehme ein Techno-Album auf und lasse es UTZ-zertifizieren

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Ich gründe mit unserem niederländischen Phonologen ein Comedy-Duo und wir treten als 🇩🇪 Kraut und Ruben 🇳🇱 auf

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hllizi St. Schulschwänzen, Schutzheiliger der Zukunftsgeilen. Alleine für den fassungslosen Lindner hat sich das aufwendige Kanonisierungsverfahren gelohnt! twitter.com/arnoxcao/statu…

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Leider sind die Namen, die ich mir ausdenke, zu crazy für die meisten Zwecke.

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EnglishGibson Und manchmal beginnt man eben einen Tweet mit dem Wort „und“.

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Ich pflege eine Liste mit ausgedachten Namen, die ich konsultiere, wenn ich einen ausgedachten Namen brauche.

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Ich drücke immer möglichst so auf Pause, dass die Musik genau am Ende einer Phrase verstummt. Man muss dazu natürlich die Latenz seines Abspielstacks kennen und einkalkulieren.

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*fordert mehr Geld für StraßenRÜCKbau*

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"Let's rubberduck. I'm the rubberduck."

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skglas Das NLP Metamodell hilft. Vorannahme: "wir" (verdammte wir-fiktionen) haben etw. unnötiges gelernt.
MM Frage: unnötig wofür? unnötig für wen? unnötig in welchem Zusammenhang?
Vorannahme 2: "ich kann jederzeit bewusst die Un/Nötigkeit der Learnings bewerten, ohne Metalernen" twitter.com/schuetz_marcel…

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"So sehe ich das, um nicht wahnsinnig zu werden."

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berndulrich Was soll das? Sie wissen doch dass die ganz überwiegende globale Sojaproduktion in den Mägen von Tieren landen, die in den Mägen von Fleischessern landen twitter.com/andreasallgeye…

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perseveresther Es war die Haselnuss und nicht die Birke

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Penne Rote Linse von Rewe Bio (Plural von Penna Rota Linsa) (sorry)

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Semantic Scholar by @allen_ai is great, but it has the same problem as Google Scholar: if there is an arXiv preprint, it links to that, rather than the authoritative published paper, even if it is open access. Any chance of fixing that?

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mjpost I’m not a linguist, but I think it’s fairly standard for people to use “some” for quantities up to six or seven hundred million, reserving “many” for more than eight hundred million, and “most” for quantities over 3.5 billion. twitter.com/daringfireball…

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mjpost ACL Anthology BibTeX keys are now meaningful (e.g., "song-etal-2019-semantic" instead of "Q19-1002" for aclweb.org/anthology/Q19-…). Great for Overleaf auto-completion!

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Löschfrist von einer Stunde für Plattformen, sonst saftige Bußgelder. Was für Konsequenzen drohen im Gegenzug Behörden, die Falschmeldungen machen? Gegen diesen mangelnden Ausgleich wird man notfalls vor den ziehen müssen. heise.de/newsticker/mel…

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frachtschaden produktionsdesign und kanon-kopplungsideen top aber der melodrama-crap ist ein verbrechen an der serie und der legacy

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dvyukov In fact 11 USB bugs in the first few hours. But we know >100 are coming. That's all triggerable by anything plugged into USB. Kudos to @andreyknvl twitter.com/andreyknvl/sta…

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hllizi Started watching "Nightflyers", an ultraoptimistic @netflix show in which mankind has time left to develop interstellar travel before killing the planet.

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timhwang 🧠 ai thought-leader slide deck starter pack:

✅ robot and human hands shaking

✅ exploding brain made of ones and zeroes

✅ photo of frusturated looking lee sedol

✅ slide that just says “BLOCKCHAIN?”

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PST?
First of all, why not AoE?
Second of all, why not PDT??

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nathanwpyle when The Man tries to repress my art pic.twitter.com/MIi3C2Xz3x

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rahmstorf Scientists of the world: here you can sign the support letter of scientists for : twitter.us20.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=2d… This letter has appeared in today's issue of Science. Please retweet! science.sciencemag.org/content/364/64…

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EnglishGibson Streiche „setze“, setze „streiche“.

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skglas Linguistische Freude beim Stolpern über "Nassschneeereignisse" (heute wo gelesen)

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bomelino jetzt machen

- ich hab gar nicht alle infos
- ich kann das gar nicht
- es fühlt sich nicht richtig an

später machen

+ später bin ich der perfekte mensch
+ da hab ich mehr erfahrung und bin weise
+ es muss ja einen grund geben warum ich's noch nicht gemacht hab

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nsaphra I ruin your day with a tale in which the Internet suddenly notices that big scientific projects are the work of big teams and not just of the first author -- but only after a woman happens to be first author. twitter.com/Carnage4Life/s…

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clabauk Ich will euch als Mieterin in Berlin mal erzählen, was in dem Haus, in dem ich wohne, so abgeht, seit es vor einigen Jahren von gekauft wurde und warum ich deshalb @dwenteignen unterstütze. .

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XandaSchofield I know you have already seen this retweeted 300+ times but:

As a young, energetic woman who's been told I "don't look like a computer scientist," seeing this shared as what science looks & feels like without a * makes me feel SO valid.

I want this feeling for everyone else. twitter.com/MIT_CSAIL/stat…

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ojahnn I decided to just write the whole card as one completely unparseable sequence of embedded relative clauses, like a normal person. They'll figure it out.

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ojahnn writing a thank-you note for a birthday present, wondering if one card is enough for me to explain the pumping lemma to the person the card is for

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Noahpinion Internet Guy: Where was the sci-fi future I was promised?

Me: Star Trek says we have massive riots in 2024 and a nuclear holocaust in 2053.

Internet Guy: What about Back to the Future II?

Me: We have videoconferencing, the Cubs won the World Series, and Biff became president.

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PPathole A Python developer measuring the level of indentation. pic.twitter.com/tACOtIgsLh

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Chaosfux falls ich mal sterbe, soll das auf meiner Beerdigung gespielt werden

youtu.be/xC-hiwnKPAg

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kweenys Schade eigentlich, dass man aus den Onlineangeboten mancher Zeitungen nicht auch einzelne Artikel kaufen kann. So bleiben sie für mich wohl ungelesen @zeitonline @derfreitag

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Wurde gerade durch einen gesponserten Tweet drauf hingewiesen, dass Snapchat noch existiert. Huch.

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kaffeebeimir Europol and the French government calls Project Gutenberg archive, 15 million ebooks, Grateful Dead recordings and Prelinger Archive "terrorism," demands removal from Internet Archive

boingboing.net/2019/04/11/one…

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bomelino dieses ding dass auf einem tinder profilbild 2 frauen zu sehen sind und man muss raten wer gemeint ist - hat das schon jemand mit einem dickpic gemacht

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ma_rodda I'm . On them for 4 months now and they've saved my life. Yes, lifestyle changes and a better work environment and an amazing partner matter, but y'know what also matters? Not feeling like my brain is full of cotton and not being one constant suicidal ideation.

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sixtus Mit dem eigenen PKW in die Innenstädte zu pendeln wird in vielleicht zehn Jahren das Niveau vom Rauchen im Restaurant haben: Es wird nicht mehr stattfinden und niemand wird begreifen, warum es so lange erlaubt war.

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honnibal @nsaphra @jacobeisenstein @adveisner But do you remember which Xu, Zhang, Wang etc a paper was by? I'm really unsatisfied by how much harder I find this. I know our citation style isn't the only reason, but it sure doesn't help. I wish I had a solution, as it's very unfair. Being well-known is super important.

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gloomfather Hey dude thanks for that email yesterday.. it found me well af,

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MIT_CSAIL Watch Katie Bouman speak about the significance of today's black hole breakthrough: bit.ly/2KqIsO4 (v/@nature)

pic.twitter.com/K7dvRDpG7t

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NiemaMovassat Ich habe gegen Zschächner, , wegen Rechtsbeugung erstattet. Seine Ermittlungen sind ein Skandal und werden nicht dem Neutralitätsgebot, welches für Staatsanwälte gilt, gerecht. Er hat politische Verfolgung betrieben, das ist rechtstaatswidrig. twitter.com/politicalbeaut…

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@spinfocl Ich habe zu genau eine Prognose abgegeben, direkt nach dem Referendum. Und seitdem warte ich ab! ^^

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frachtschaden Dieses Foto vom Schwarzen Loch erfüllt eigentlich alle Kriterien von Konzeptkunst (unironisch, nicht despektierlich gemeint).

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zehavoc Ok, with the generalization of the UD treebanks and the flood of "I trained my parser on Thaï and it's super good on Icelandic, it means there was contact", I think it's of the utter most importance that all NLP/DL curricula include a crash course on typological linguistics

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lunixbochs Need your help! Crowdsourcing sounds to train AI. Think easy beatboxing. This will let people with hand disabilities control their computer with just a mic. Takes <30 min to record and you learn fun new sounds. Partial contribution helps. Please share: noise.talonvoice.com

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sjmielke Instead of:
"Markov Random Field (MRF) (Koller and Friedman, 2009)"
Try:
"Markov Random Field (MRF; Koller and Friedman, 2009)"
Using the optional arguments for citep:
\citep[MRF;][]{KolFri09}

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peterbreuer Seit Jahren wird oft ein Elefant im Raum erwähnt, obwohl das gar nicht stimmt. Sehe die Gefahr, dass eines Tages wirklich ein Tier im Zimmer ist und durch die Abstumpfung niemand mehr auf die Warnung reagiert.

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Ich hoffe, ihr habt eure ENTFAVUNGSBENACHRICHTIGUNGEN aktiviert.

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bomelino was würdet ihr euch zum geburtstag wünschen, wenn ihr jemand wärt, den ich schon länger kenn aber ich war nicht aufmerksam?

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Während des Schreibens des Wortes "queue" in eine Endlosschleife geraten

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Herr_Rau Herz für die Jugend 2 - Informatik 9. Klasse, Kardinalitäten: Beispiel für 1:n-Beziehungen: 1 Furry hat n Fursonas. Gebracht von einem Furry. Völlig problemlos in der Klasse.

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Herr_Rau Herz für die Jugend 1 - Informatik 9. Klasse, Kardinalitäten: Kommen bei Mutter-Kind-Beziehung erst einmal ganz natürlich auf n:m-Beziehung.

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ojahnn vaguely menacing script output pic.twitter.com/FQmIVqnw1C

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Fantasie: Demokratie-Update, wonach das Abstimmen an vorherige Teilnahme an einem Format wie diesem gekoppelt ist 🤔 twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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"Wenn du ins Museum gehst und siehst keine Kunst, bist du vielleicht selber die Kunst." (frei nach @ojahnn)

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shacharmirkin A linguistic climbing q: one term for successfully climbing a route is 'send', which came from ascend. TIL that in Hebrew climbers are using the translation of send (which doesn't sound similar to ascend in Hebrew).
Does it happen in other languages?

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jaukia Enterprise UX. pic.twitter.com/0MbrT8tTuF

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stipulative Yearly reminder that the tipa code for [ɰ] is \textturnmrleg and that is pronounced "Turn Mr. Leg"

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emilymbender Hey twitter -- what are you favorite papers for exemplary error analysis? Do you know of any papers on best practices in error analysis?

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Metaliberal Das ist so abenteuerlich, dass nicht einmal das LG Hamburg dem folgen wird (aus der Kategorie: dieser Tweet hat das Potential schlecht zu altern).

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hllizi @StefanHerwig1 @ZelleTTY @tillvoelger Habe ich aber alles schon erklärt, mache ich nicht nochmal.

twitter.com/hllizi/status/…

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Herr_Rau 7. Klasse hat sich Thema "Medien" aus Schulbuch/Lehrplan gewählt. Da dort etwas veraltet, stelle ich mich als Zeitzeuge zur Verfügung und erkläre Unterschied Internet/WWW, Web 1.0 und 2.0 und die Welt vor und nach Social Media - "You" als Time-Person-of-the-Year und so weiter.

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hllizi Sag du halt einfach, daß du user generated content generell loswerden willst, du erbärmlich rumeiernde, dummschwätzende Witzfigur. twitter.com/StefanHerwig1/…

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texttheater What happens in Vegas stays happened in Vegas. Unless there's time travel involved.

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Conversely, when I leave the office but will be back shortly, I make sure to signal this to my colleagues by putting on my jacket *after* leaving the room twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

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autofrei_leben @_mtiemann @radentscheid Autos zu Kuchenblechen! pic.twitter.com/DE8YcX3vlh

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ojahnn 🎶 you say zeugma, I say syllepsis
you say zeugma and I say syllepsis
zeugma, syllepsis, zeugma, syllepsis
when did we become such huge dorks 🎶

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"Das ist eine Unterstellung! Aber eine zutreffende."

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EnglishGibson Pre-90s
🇬🇧🇺🇸 (Tele)phone 🇩🇪 Telefon

90s
🇬🇧 Mobile (phone) 🇩🇪 Handy
🇺🇸 Cell(phone)

00s
🇬🇧🇺🇸🇩🇪 Smartphone 🇩🇪 Handy

10s
🇬🇧🇺🇸 Phone 🇩🇪 Handy

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EnglishGibson I’m on the lookout for instances where, for a change, English is more likely to use a compound noun than German. I’ll start:

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Wahlspruch "Ihr habt Stimmen, gebt mir eure, sonst geschieht das Ungeheure"

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kathrinpassig Die Maissuppe, die hier singt, ist ein corn bunting, eine Grauammer. Aber klar, kann man so machen, Google Translate, warum nicht. twitter.com/Wanderfelsen/s…

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Der_Postillon Braunkohlevorkommen unter Berliner Wohnungen entdeckt: CDU plötzlich doch für Enteignungen

der-postillon.com/2019/04/enteig…

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perseveresther entschuldige meine Gesprächigkeit, ich hör mich einfach gern tippen

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rbb24 Für Deutschland fordert 🇩🇪
🏭 Kohleausstieg bis 2030
0️⃣ Nettonull 2035 erreichen
☀️ 100% erneuerbare Energien bis 2035
pic.twitter.com/WOwIjHTbwp

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StefanMuelller Cool: The humanities are doing something on the . At least in South Korea. pic.twitter.com/LGuAPwB0co

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pfadintegral „Enteignung schafft keine neuen Wohnungen“, ach was, wirklich. Man stelle sich dieses unsinnige Ausgespiele mal in anderen Bereichen vor. „Warum Stromnetze ausbauen, das schafft keine einzige Kilowattstunde neue Energie“

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RAStadler Grundsätzlich gibt es wohl drei effektive Ansätze, um hohen Mieten entgegenzuwirken. Spürbar mehr sozialer Wohnungsbau, eine tatsächlich effektive Mietpreisdeckelung bzw -bremse und Enteignung von gewinnorientierten Wohnungskonzernen. Nichts von alledem passiert derzeit.

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honnibal @emilymbender A key motivation in industry is, "we want fewer errors, and hopefully the model makes different mistakes than a human"

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nlpmattg Looks like a nice corroboration of results @nelsonfliu got when exploring layerwise performance of ELMo and BERT - the last layer is tuned to perplexity and often doesn't generalize. Nelson showed this on probing tasks, nice to see it on real tasks too. twitter.com/arxiv_cscl/sta…

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radentscheid_S Looks Like Shit but

Der Bundesverkehrsminister und seine Kollegen in den Ländern müssen sich zu allererst um Unfallursachen kümmern und die zielstrebig verfolgen.
Mit , und .

Kampagnenvorschlag: . pic.twitter.com/whhoaKAPV9

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MrEwanMorrison "The Last Emoji" An Emoji Sculpture that plays on fatal consequences of Texting and Driving at the same time was created for an ad campaign, but its also a pretty fine bit of conceptual art.
The sculpture was exhibited in Downtown Miami. pic.twitter.com/q15oyRu6CE

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ennopark Infrastrukturen, die gratis/zum Selbstkostenpreis genutzt werden, ziehen keine/weniger Transaktionen nach sich. Die dann später nicht im Bruttosozialprodukt summiert werden. Wir rechnen uns arm, wo wir reich sind, und behaupten wir seien reich, wo es nur einzelne sind.

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sm0k1nggnu Wenn du im Haltestellenhäuschen stehst, nach oben schaust und dann... pic.twitter.com/biw13QRNrX

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@yuvalmarton @danieldekok There's a link to an explanation on the review form. My takeaway is: Reasons to accept/reject are executive summaries of the strengths and weaknesses.

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"Die Damen und manchmal auch Herren, die diesen Trash zusammenbasteln, kennen ja nichts als Phrasen und haben nicht das geringste Verständnis für jemanden, der sich dagegen wehrt." twitter.com/the_maki/statu…

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skglas Aber ich sage mal was anderes 🤣🤣🤣 in den next Generation Networks wird 100% Traffic verschlüsselt und dann wird das Peer-to-Peer laufen mit Endpunkt im Client ohne Server, dann schaut die Filterei in die Röhre. Danke für den Innovationsdruck *in diese Richtung*, Herr Voss

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<3 an den Rheinbahn-Fahrer, der zur gestrigen Nacht der Museen das rollende Museum durch die Stadt rollen musste und Ärger mit nicht richtig funktionierenden Weichen und Signalen hatte ("Schab kin Lust mih")

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skeptikantin @EnglishGibson Because go-V is a construction that expresses commands or suggestions (or sth not yet realized). These are not inflected in English. The type "I (he does) go eat" is comparatively rare, but piggybacks on the unit-like entrenchment of go-V. An overview: youtube.com/watch?v=hRsBtn…

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Chaosfux es ist Frühling; die Vögel blöken jetzt auch nachts rum

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skglas Ich mach mir auch keine Sorgen, irgendwie technische Wege zu finden. Sorge ist die Gruppe 16jähriger, die nach einem Video-Dreh am Nachmittag mit Upload zu YT scheitern und irgendwann keinen BOCK mehr haben. Den Rechtsdurchsetzern ist das egal -Vielfalt geht verloren, wer merkts? twitter.com/doc3008/status…

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EnglishGibson Here’s a thing: why does it sound ok in American English to say “shall we go eat?” or “I sometimes go eat…” or even “does he go eat…?” but not “he goes eat” or “we went eat”?

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bomelino So baust du perfekte Scherben

Eine HÖHLE im WOHNZIMMER?! - Mit diesem Trick ist es ganz einfach

Das große Umstyling mit Filzstiften

Freibrief: diese Straftaten kannst du bis 14 begehen.

Exklusiv: Wo Mama wirklich ist, wenn sie deine Augen zuhält!

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bomelino Clickbaiting für Kleinkinder

5 Dinge, die du schon immer falsch gemacht hast beim Erde in den Mund stopfen

Diese Tiergeräusche kanntest du noch nicht

Top 10 Theorien wo Babys herkommen (Nr. 6 wird dich überraschen)

Enthüllt: Was passiert, nachdem Papa bis drei gezählt hat!

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ABC Rep. Ocasio-Cortez: "I'm proud to be a bartender. Ain't nothing wrong that. There's nothing wrong with working retail...There is nothing wrong with preparing that your neighbors will eat."

"There is nothing wrong with being a working person in the United States of America." pic.twitter.com/VTzLpybKfw

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zum lesen mit koffein die basalganglien sich weiten damit die gedanken anderer leute da durchpassen

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Wort des Tages: hochniveauig

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damonayoung Yes, the codex (they’re all “books”) has some advantages over current digital formats. But digital is better for storage, immediacy, preservation, and often cost. Serious readers will negotiate these values day by day. twitter.com/rgloveroz/stat…

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techniktagebuch April 2019 - Partymuffelstützrädchen aus dem Internet tmblr.co/ZydXMo2hMDQIy

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JochenBittner Wie mehr Klimaschutz und mehr Gerechtigkeit zusammengehen könnten: über eine CO2-Umlage. Sehr spannender Text von @PPinzler diese Woche in @DIEZEIT pic.twitter.com/dxQUu55B8U

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emilymbender Hey twitter -- a question about workshops with extended abstract review. Does a two-page extended abstract need an "abstract" itself?

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nsaphra Please help us name a new fully automated luxury communist sci-fi discussion group, I am currently arguing for Meeting on Automation, Regulation, and Cybernetic Communism Speculation (MARCCS). pic.twitter.com/OunJnhxZe0

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wellformedness Today at CUNY some of our students presented their work using a hidden Markov model to style-transfer Trump's capitalization style to new text. pic.twitter.com/D2S7rdu83R

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womensart1 Psychiatrist Dr Karen Norberg, of National Bureau of Economic Research in Cambridge, Massachusetts, US , spent a year knitting an anatomically correct replica of the human brain pic.twitter.com/Hw4RYsA6c9

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EnglishGibson I’m reading Stefan Zweig and really enjoying it, but he keeps confusing me by using past participles without the expected auxiliary (Hilfsverb).

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Warcop Friend: “What’s your address?”

Me: “2600:1005:b00e:321f:f05d:f87a:92e8:c778”

Friend: “No your local address”

Me: “FE80::C001:1DFF:FEE0:0”

Friend: “No you nerdy idiot, your physical address.”

Me: “2001:DB8::212:7FFF:FEEB:6B40”

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davidweichiang ACL Anthology now brings all your papers together, (hopefully) even if your name has multiple spellings or if you've changed your name, e.g., aclweb.org/anthology/peop…. If your name isn't right, please submit a correction!

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mspro das ist die zukunft, die die contentmafia nun für das gesamte internet durchsetzt. sie will ein absolutes monopol auf jede künstlerische äußerung. twitter.com/lessig/status/…

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mer__edith I am profoundly honored to have worked with so many principled people demanding tech ethics that center justice, not ethics-washing that makes room for bigotry. ♥️ Never forget: when we work together, my friends, IT WORKS! ♥️ vox.com/future-perfect…

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_dmh Good backup behavior is hard to learn, but for the love of God please make copies of your thesis and the most crucial data. Even if it's just saving a copy to a thumbdrive once a month, redoing a month of work is better than redoing it all. twitter.com/zehavoc/status…

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cdutilhnovaes A trip down memory lane... On my way to Groningen for the Nacht van de Filosofie, and I've already had to tell someone to shut up in the silent coach :D Looking forward to catching up with former colleagues/friends! groningerforum.nl/nl/agenda/even…

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Grumpfdalm Alle 2 Tage der gleiche Spaß. Crowdfunden wir der @LVB_direkt ein paar Rammsporne für die Straßenbahnen? pic.twitter.com/ANzRaTQqXH

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tschfflr Does anyone have a LaTeX snippet for how to get multiple authors with multiple affiliiations to look right? Thanks.

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Inflating the stakes by making everyone family, lazy Hollywood's favorite since 1980

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When you thought you really had something together but then they tell you it's over and to make maters worse they turn into a total mess and take forever to move out

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Bin für Brexit-Fristverlängerung bis 2069 oder so

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zeitonline Diese kleine Angewohnheit haben Sie in der Fahrschule wahrscheinlich nicht gelernt. Dabei könnte sie tödliche Unfälle verhindern: zeit.de/die-antwort/20…

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timnitGebru Two things happened today as a result of marginalized groups sticking their necks out

1. Amazon has to let shareholders vote on government Rekognition ban, SEC says: theverge.com/2019/4/4/18295…

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texttheater Experimente

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hllizi Es tut in der Tat Not angesichts dessen, was da das letzte Mal zusammenwählt wurde. twitter.com/Europarl_DE/st…

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hllizi Ich mußte den Plural von "Etwas" erfinden, weil ich ihn brauchte. Er ist zur Nachnutzung freigegeben. twitter.com/hllizi/status/…

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imModddus erste tag schulung durch i bin wahrlich sehr erschöpft legendär aber jetzt schon andere teilnehmer wie er einfach kurz eingeschlafe ist und auf nix reagiert hat bei nur 2 schulungsteilnehmern natürlich ein umso peinlicheres unterfangen

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tschfflr @Informoji @dnlutz Cool, thanks for the info! But last night I needed it for the "clinking beer mugs" emoji 🍻 - not sure if that would fall under the category of "emoji that has a facing direction". (However, I needed one beer to be south-west and one north-east and not NW-SE) 🤔

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MonicaLewinsky if. fucking. only. twitter.com/OrinKerr/statu…

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EnglishGibson These words are so similar, it’d be weird if they weren’t related, right? pic.twitter.com/A20D0usDfR

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@hllizi @kathrinpassig Muss ich mir auch mal durchlesen. Hier eine andere Perspektive: twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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Während des Aussprechens des Wortes "specificity" in eine Endlosschleife geraten

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hllizi Gibt es eigentlich brauchbare Faustregeln, um in Zweifelsfällen einigermaßen schnell zu entscheiden, ob man Legacycode überarbeiten oder die entsprechenden Teile komplett neu schreiben sollte?

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socketwench I don't want self driving cars.

I want boring things like public transit that comes so regularly I don't need to check a schedule.

I want fast passenger rail so accessible and easy it's preferable to suffering airports.

I want cities that aren't built around cars-as-default.

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wilkeraziz Check our recent work on QA by integrating answers from multiple documents with GCNs. Lightweight and accurate! With @nicola_decao and @iatitov twitter.com/nicola_decao/s…

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14yo me once made a fantasy periodic table with an 8th and 9th period and element names like "mysterium": http://www.periodensyste... pic.twitter.com/SFiL213ylV

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firefox_DE Kennt ihr das, wenn plötzlich mitten im Meeting Mariah Carey aus dem Laptop kreischt?

Autoplay stoppen kann Jobs retten. So geht’s.
mzl.la/2YKY81R pic.twitter.com/4PJIKz7ywR

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GretchenAMcC Also, the TAGS

Everyone waxes rhapsodic about AO3's tagging system, and for GOOD REASON

Let me explain why tags are so hard:

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GretchenAMcC I have cited AO3's taxonomy and archiving systems as models at academic linguistics conferences because they are IMPRESSIVE as usable, durable, well-designed systems, and frankly academia could stand to learn from fandom here twitter.com/englishmace/st…

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Wenn ich Käse sage, meine ich normalen Käse und keinen tierischen.

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willingness to call a spade a braindead fuckspade

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wellformedness Is there any sociolinguistic work on what kinds of (definitionally) non-passive clauses are judged by laypeople to be "passive"?

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TIL the element with the highest atomic mass discovered to date, Oganesson, is the noble gas (if it can be called that) of the 7th period and that's so satisfying. Part of me wants things to stop there.

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Smerity An entire class of startups are making billions shifting economic risk to a set of gig workers via legally precarious labor models. Service level self driving cars remain a fantasy for now. If the fantasy doesn't play out it's the gig workers in financial ruin, not the company. twitter.com/kateconger/sta…

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"Wobei ein Schwerionenforscher unter Existenz etwas anderes versteht als ein Laie." twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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ojahnn When my paper is rejected from three different venues in a row, so I have to keep editing and improving it twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/…

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jenheemstra How I make my daily to-do list:
-start with 10 hours
-subtract time for lunch
-subtract time scheduled for meetings
-subtract 1 hour for unscheduled meetings
-subtract 1 hour for email
-assess what tasks I can do in the remaining time
-cut those tasks by half
-celebrate victory!

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AcademicsSay I don't procrastinate. I proactively accumulate guilt-contingent motivation.

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_inesmontani This came up the other day, so here's a quick guide to fast processing with spaCy!

Full pipeline:
🐌 docs = [nlp(text) for text in texts]
🔥 docs = list(nlp.pipe(texts))

Tokenizer only:
🐌 docs = [nlp.tokenizer(text) for text in texts]
🔥 docs = list(nlp.tokenizer.pipe(texts))

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plomlompom Wer heute Wirklichkeit einfangen will, berührt zwangsläufig die "Urheberrechte" Anderer, außer vielleicht man malt Urwald. Fremd-Content ist omnipräsent im durchmedialisierten Alltag, schwerlich zu meiden. Kunst, die es versucht, steht an der Klippe zur Blutleere/Abstraktion. 1/7

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ojahnn 🎶 you say potato, I don't / you say tomato, I don't / potato, nothing, tomato, nothing / I just don't feel like talking right now 🎶

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kykel Im neuen Kurs möchte ich die Pädagogenglocke Attentus verstärkt einsetzen.

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EnglishGibson Three years of “Brexit” and I still haven’t heard that word pronounced by a Kiwi

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GeorgDiez1 Die ganze Diskussion um Schulpflicht statt Streik ist ein Ablenkungsmanöver, um gesellschaftliches Großversagen zu verbergen - dazu gehört dann jetzt auch Bußgeld für zivilgesellschaftliches Engagement. Armes Deutschland - süddeutsche.de sueddeutsche.de/muenchen/frida…

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ryanpequin Kissing was originally invented to make sure the other person didn’t have a sword in their mouth

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texttheater Dieses Superlativinfix für Substantive ist der Hammster.

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Erinnert damit ein bisschen ans Centre Pompidou - "Unperfekthaus hat die wohl größte Kugelbahn Deutschlands" waz.de/9721701?utm_so…

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henscheck Worauf wollte ich eigentlich hinaus? Kein Plan mehr. Jedenfalls ist die gesamte Menschheitsgeschichte ein stetiges Anrennen gegen wenige Starrsinnige. Und die muss man nicht interviewen bzw. kennenlernen. Die erklären sich bereits ohne Zutun durch Worte und Taten.

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Who called it New York state and not New Yorkshire

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zeitonline Das New Yorker Parlament hat die für den Bezirk beschlossen. Damit wird New York zur ersten -Stadt mit . Die Einnahmen sollen an den öffentlichen Nahverkehr gehen. zeit.to/2JWd8Gv

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Dok_Wu Thread: 1/4 Weil so viele behaupten, eine Enteignung von Wohnungsunternehmen sei Unrecht, verstoße gegen alles, was diese Republik ausmache. Dazu folgendes: Artikel 14 des Grundgesetzes besagt: "Eigentum verpflichtet. Sein Gebrauch soll zugleich dem Wohle der Allgemeinheit dienen

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texttheater “the Japanese government has finally decided the schedule of the abdication of the current emperor (…) we request your kind consideration in reserving the code point for square Japanese new era name (…) in BMP same as existing era names” unicode.org/L2/L2017/17429…

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Vilinthril Great article and talk by @kirbyconrod on sex vs. gender and linguistics. (TL;DR: Whatever kind of research you're doing related to that, you probably should be working with gender, not sex.) medium.com/@kconrod/title… drive.google.com/file/d/1COFQzk…

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pfadintegral Der Kollege @presroi hat mir ein Äranamenbanner ins Büro gebracht und ich konnte nicht widerstehen es zu profanisieren pic.twitter.com/2TeImcTR08

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simongerman600 I shared the animated version of this map two days ago but I really like the static version too! Source: reddit.com/r/dataisbeauti… pic.twitter.com/OHLyHmH1sp

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Star Trek Theory: Discovery Season 2 Is The Borg's Origin screenrant.com/star-trek-disc…

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texttheater @FrueheNeuzeit Wäre ja schade, wenn alle Zahlen außer 10 ungenutzt blieben.

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@FrueheNeuzeit Wäre ja schade, wenn alle Zahlen außer 10 ungenutzt blieben.

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@ojahnn Naja, "an". Himmelgeister Straße 81.

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@FrueheNeuzeit Mein britischer Kollege hat mich heute Mittag informiert, dass das UK schon in den 90ern das metrische System übernommen habe. (Dann haben wir beide gelacht.)

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Scheduling a meeting
- which takes place in the U.S.
- after DST starts in the U.S.
- BEFORE DST starts in Germany
- via an electronic calendar system (e.g., Outlook)
- while you are in Germany
- adjusting the time difference in your head
may lead to surprises!

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Ich fand John Oliver besser, als er noch nicht in jeder Folge zwei Minuten am Stück geschrien und geflucht hat.

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Ich finde: Nur richtige Wurst darf Wurst heißen. So aus Tierkadavern gemachtes Zeug soll sich bitte anders nennen.

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UK: Tut uns Leid mit dem Brexit. Dürfen wir bitte wieder zu euch gehören?
EU: So läuft das nicht, Freunde. Wenn ihr jetzt wieder mitspielen wollt, müsst ihr auch den Euro einführen. Und Schengen.
UK: ...
EU: Und den Rechtsverkehr.

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"Wenn du mal was stark bezweifeln willst, wie wär's hiermit: dass es bei dem kleinen Rewe an der Uni Messingreiniger gibt."

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Straßenbahnschiene "Radlergraus"

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Linksabbiegerreservoir

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sciam A message from the editors of Scientific American:

Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody's ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scientifically credible arguments or facts. (1/4)

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AnneWillTalk "Im Vergleich zu der Bedrohung, die die Klimakatastrophe darstellt, halte ich die Schulpflicht für unerheblich", sagt Harald Lesch bei . pic.twitter.com/fTikQyOlqH

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jameshamblin “I’m paid very little for doing a ton of high pressure work at the bottom of a power structure in which there’s no clear path forward given the job market so I just have to impress everyone and be perfect all the time so I have no life outside of—”

“Have you tried mindfulness?” twitter.com/sciencemagazin…

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Grumpfdalm Sachsen ist, wenn Toilettenzugänglichkeit für nicht-dyacis-folks auch fürs Gleichstellungsbüro der @UniLeipzig aprilscherzgeeignet scheint. pic.twitter.com/MBgtFc0si7

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Grumpfdalm Investigativer conductor, der den bolero unravelt

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remcoknooi Voor de maandagploeg:
Wie helpt mijn student met haar scriptieonderzoek naar en bij van het Nederlands ? Vul de enquête in »»»thesistoolspro.com/survey/y9upy5c…«««
(Mocht je toevallig Nederlands als moedertaal hebben, mag je ook meedoen.)

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Mein hilfreichster Wortbeitrag heute: "Da müssten Sie noch mal zu den Öffnungszeiten des Sekretariats wiederkommen. Ich bin nur hier, um einen Keks zu essen. Auch nen Keks?"

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Gokhan_Kul @tallinzen I usually have a few questions about their talk anyway. If not, I first ask them what other projects they would have presented other than that day's presentation. As always, I try to answer any questions they may have about me and my institution.

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emilymbender @tallinzen 4. Oh shoot! You’re late for your next meeting, aren’t you?

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emilymbender @tallinzen 1. Start with the optimistic belief that the conversation will be interesting even if I don’t have any particular things to discuss
2. Awkward first 1-5 minutes
3. Interesting conversation

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tallinzen Academics, do you have a strategy for 30-minute meetings with visiting speakers?

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astefanowitsch Und das liegt nicht an Pegida, der AfD, den Identitären. Dass es Nazis gibt, wusste ich ja schon immer. Es liegt daran, wie die Mehrheitsgesellschaft diese Nazis verharmlost, verhätschelt und verteidigt.

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astefanowitsch Mein Vater hat mich und meine Geschwister immer im Bewusstsein erzogen, dass deutsch sein nicht von der Herkunft abhängt, und ich habe das geglaubt und wollte nie etwas anderes sein, als Deutscher. Das ist seit einigen Jahren nicht mehr so.

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texttheater Marke Eigenbrot

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ojahnn The constraints were similar to the ones that appeared in my last year (github.com/ojahnn/NaNoLiP…) - "say it in 6 words", "say it monosyllabically", "say it without e" and so on.

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ojahnn A decade ago I had a sort of game with someone where if we didn't quite know how to say something, the other person would give specific constraints on the number of words or the structure of the sentence.

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Der Figure noch schnell zu vollendeter Schönheit verhelfen, bevor man sie wegen Platzmangels aus dem Paper schmeißt

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I dreamed the IWCS style file no longer indented the first line of the first paragraph in a section by default. twitter.com/eabrewster/sta…

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ojahnn Bitte achten Sie darauf, dass die Tabelle die Höhe von 11 cm und Breite von 17 cm nicht überschreitet. Fügen Sie ganz viele Informationen in die Tabelle ein. Die Schriftgröße darf nicht verändert werden.

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Sitzung 1: Abschreckung und Überblick

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TIL Dutch has borrowed "-versteher". twitter.com/remcoknooi/sta…

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NlpTyp Time to announce our fabulous invited speakers: @emilymbender @adveisner @BalthasarBickel @sabine_stoll @IAugenstein Their talks will encompass topics such as the interplay between linguistic typology and multilingual grammar engineering, the formalization and induction (1/2)

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