Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 2015

j_kloiber IFTTT recipe on @Fotografiona bachelor thesis repo. The lights at my house are only ON when she's writing and committing.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:57 PM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Die Zutaten für meine leckere Zitronenvinaigrette! pic.twitter.com/aqzfY7JFru

via iOS (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Cool, griechische Werbeindustrie ankurbeln. twitter.com/Khue_P/status/…

via Twitter Web Client

VanceCrowe That surprised look when you show someone that broccoli didn't occur "naturally" humans bred it from wild mustard pic.twitter.com/84KEFqIusb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ronanburtenshaw 's Finance Minister signs off on a 50% reduction in debt for Germany in 1954. pic.twitter.com/u7NB5ybS3t

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

patrick_sahle Gestern Abend wieder eine angeregte Diskussion mit @spinfocl zum Graphem-Begriff und seinen Definitionen über die Disziplinen hinweg.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

susannewiest "Pro Kopf der Bevölkerung kostet Sozialmissbrauch 88 Cent pro Jahr,
Steuerhinterziehung ca. 1.220 Euro "
Max Uthoff: youtube.com/watch?v=nIk-J9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

alicemazzy Here is a Storify about why granting Oracle copyright on the Java API is wrong and also bullshit storify.com/alicemazzy/her…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jamis "Mazes for Programmers" is #1 in "Hot New Releases" in "Computer Algorithms" on Amazon.com! :) amazon.com/gp/new-release…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

FrauRettich Wer Buchstützen braucht, hat nur zu wenig Bücher.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Jun 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Sportarten, die man wählen kann und die dann auch etwas geschlechtsspezifischer daherkommen" ?¿? zeit.de/sport/2015-06/…

via Twitter Web Client

"Dass Leistung auf Leistungskriterien beruht, lernen Schüler vor allem im Sportunterricht." HÄ? zeit.de/sport/2015-06/…

via Twitter Web Client

haldaume3 @yoavgo imo the single biggest advance of the "stat NLP" revolution wasn't the "stat" part, but was actually looking at real data :(

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe So I really think cs education should be required, and I also don't think it makes sense any sense fulfilling a foreign language req.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

duckinator GO READ THIS THREAD: twitter.com/alicemazzy/sta…

GO READ IT NOW. GO.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

FakeRobotGamer heres a good solution to the problem w/ court clerks who refuse to issue marriage licences: fire them and hire someone happy to do their job

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

eevee someone who had a max function before oracle should probably sue them now

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

eevee everything is doomed forever

then again a huge chunk of culture already operates under the hope of not receiving a c&d

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

eevee so, clean room reimplementations of anything now violate copyright? like, say, wine and reactos? emulators?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

binarybits The Supreme Court just refused to review 2014's Oracle v. Google ruling. That's a disaster for the software industry. vox.com/2014/11/18/723…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:11 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

antonio_MyP German is like Basque, and everything is UG. Evidence for AgrOP in German twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

This neural network library looks nice, level of abstraction seems like a sweet spot in-between say theano and keras. docs.chainer.org/en/latest/tuto…

via Twitter Web Client

alqaeda I understand Americans wanting to get rid of a flag linked to slavery & genocide.

I wonder what they’ll replace the Stars & Stripes with.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

FrauFrohmann Das ist.
Ich bin.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

PeoplePattern AI? Not Yet. But Machine Learning is Here and Now! via @jasonbaldridge bit.ly/1dsJZwX pic.twitter.com/fhSTY6Keik

via HubSpot (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

On Twitter, German has object-verb agreement. pic.twitter.com/in4C2wyl6N

via Twitter Web Client

mogelpony Meine Oma hört im Hühnerstall Motörhead.

via Seesmic (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Der Schaffner fragt mich, ob ich ihn gefilmt hätte. Das ist neu. Was an der Frage so lustig wäre. Das kann ich ihm sagen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:42 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

keegzzz "Being gay is wrong, look at this Bible verse"
"Oh. Well. Look at THIS verse that says women shouldn't speak"
"It was a different culture"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

gchrupala We're in the middle of an adaptive radiation event in the space of neural network toolkits
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adaptive_… pic.twitter.com/yjG1ds4ApN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:21 AM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

wellendonner "Why are some allowed to travel in search of better opportunities and others are not?"
theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux t('-'t)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Jun 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Scientists4EU have a scientifically-based principle: The Schrödinger's Immigrant which, until observed, is both stealing jobs and also on benefits.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Hier kann man seine Verwandten auswechseln! Ich nehme @Pontifex als entfremdeten Vater & @warrenbuffet als Erbonkel. pic.twitter.com/Gxma65pefW

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Mme_Himmelblau Man muss die mutigen Momente nutzen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:18 PM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe What Happens if You Get Your Period in Outer Space? vice.com/read/what-happ… via @VICE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben I wish we'd had a mandatory “There is a life beyond computers, cut your god complex shit out” seminar in the 3rd semester of CS.

via Echofon (retweeted on 5:56 PM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hashcrap Ich wurde gehäkelt. Ich liebe Twitter. twitter.com/iwankakackeber…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Trennbare Pronominaladverbien: "Siehst du den Stachel? Da hab ich jahrelang wider gelöckt."

via Twitter Web Client

78% done with A Hat Full of Sky, by Terry Pratchett: "They had argued, of course, but Mist... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

Hipper wohnen: Mit der Abrisskralle eine Hausecke rausreißen und die Lücke mit Stahl und Glas füllen.

via Twitter Web Client

Geekprinzessin Sie heiratet ihren ersten festen Freund im ersten Hochzeitskleid, das sie an probiert hat. Meine Cousine arbeitet in O(1).

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:58 AM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Schaltsekunde am kommenden Dienstag. Ausschlafen! \o/ nasa.gov/feature/goddar…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:57 AM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Thomas Piketty über das Kasperltheater, das die Eurogruppe aufführt: zeit.de/2015/26/thomas…

via Twitter Web Client

"Before Facebook how many of your friends’ surnames did you actually know?" medium.com/@zip/my-name-i…

via Twitter Web Client

nodrama_de Auf der Nerdprideparade war ich so auf Mate, dass ich oben ohne auf dem systemd-Wagen getanzt habe!

via oiler_in (retweeted on 2:51 AM, Jun 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

_youhadonejob And you thought you was having a bad day. pic.twitter.com/GlTO8uqitg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Helping someone with the barbecue by standing at their side with your hands on your hips

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:58 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Belwe: "Manche Kollegen halten seit 15, 20 Jahren dieselben Seminare." Slide zeigt: Festnetz, Minidisc, MSN, Röhrenmonitor

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

LittleHorney „Yiihaa mein Paket ist da!“

„Und was war drin?“

„Luftpolsterfolie.“

„Orr was hast du bestellt?“

„Ich verstehe die Frage nicht.“

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Andreas Belwe: "Heute 10-Jährige werden bis zum Jahr 2020 20.000 E-Mails versenden." Steile These.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Immer diese Linken mit ihrer Genderei. pic.twitter.com/R9XgUP1U53

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

NotAllBhas hail satan pic.twitter.com/AogZ15nJNf

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:31 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Life is too short for linear narratives."

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Ein richtiges Klavier ist zwar schön, aber ich vermisse die Lasersounds.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

dave1010 Yay, all unit tests passing! pic.twitter.com/ax2uxPsZqv

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Aus Metaphern die Luft rausnehmen, das mag ich." "The Most Powerful Weapon for Changing the World" herr-rau.de/wordpress/2015…

via Twitter for Android

zeitweise Wenn dir das Leben einen Eisberg gibt, mach Salat daraus!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:20 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

MaxCRoser These 4 data sets all have the same mean and variance.
bit.ly/1DEHamq

So visualize your Data! pic.twitter.com/88Q1WD97Gp

via Meet Edgar (retweeted on 12:47 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

true_mxp @CerstinMahlow @spinfocl @patrick_sahle Mist. Bin wohl der einzige, der in seiner diss *nicht* text definiert hat :-/

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jun 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

miragonz trying explain same sex marriage to this infant so she knows i'm sobbing out of happiness and not pain pic.twitter.com/Oq3VNcQnlc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Jun 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

erinspice We still have some work to do on . It's still illegal on 11 Native American reservations. cnsnews.com/news/article/k…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Jun 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

mcpli At a Dallas comic book store. pic.twitter.com/jAdx9DRWc6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Jun 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hashcrap Pro und Contra Leberwurstbrot machen:

PRO: Leberwurstbrot
CONTRA: machen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Jun 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitweise Wenn Delegierte in Einzelgesprächen zur gedrängt werden, habe ich gleich ein besseres Gefühl, dass diese nicht missbraucht werden wird.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Jun 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Hoffentlich sind im Zug keine Menschen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Jun 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Wait for it, wait for it, steady now, keep calm, breathe, focus...

*Train door button illuminates*

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

freelancepolice Die @jungewelt heute mal klarer Titelbild-Sieger gegen die @tazgezwitscher. pic.twitter.com/0eNPAq8p4R

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

toorsdenote If you think drivers "stuck" behind a bike get mad, you should see them stuck behind a car going 25 in a 25 zone. Holy road rage batman.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

toorsdenote I got tired of hearing "Cyclists never obey laws" so I started obeying all laws while driving my car. Holy shit it enrages other drivers.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:36 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

existentialcoms Give a man a question and he is puzzled for a day.
Teach a man to question and he will be puzzled for the rest of his life.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms "When you get down to it, all actions are selfish"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I define 'selfish' so broadly that it's meaningless"
"Oh"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms Uh, this is kind of awkward, but I wasn't gazing into you, Abyss. My friend was standing behind you. So…if you could stop gazing into me…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish "Crisps in a sandwich? That's weird" - Translation: I'm not to be trusted

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

mmastrac This mug is on point. pic.twitter.com/TFmXWMQaYm

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker erwitzen (V.): Vor Hitze sterben. labenz.texttheater.net/erwitzen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:09 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Chaosfux "Die Polizei leitet den Verkehr bei Landau um."
"Beilaundau, Beilandau!"
Ich wär keine gute Radio-Moderatorin.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux "Ich verstehe den Kult um meine Person nicht."
"Es gibt keinen Kult um Ihre Person."
"Versteh ich nicht."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Bevor du jemanden verurteilst, fass dir an die eigene Nase.
Dann kannst du ihn immer noch verurteilen UND deine Stimme klingt dabei witzig.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux "Ich ernähre mich ausschließlich von Sonnenstrahlen."
"Das sind Pommes."
"Ich bin kurzsichtig."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

alicemazzy The keyboard used by the designers of emacs had meta (outside of ctrl), rather than the painful alt (inside of ctrl) pic.twitter.com/90fAUlQtaB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

alicemazzy The keyboard used by the designer of vi had esc next to Q and arrows printed on hjkl pic.twitter.com/99XXIrmeEK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Grow a pair of ventricles!"

via Twitter for Android

_Charl_Parker @SoVeryBritish Lost count of the amount of times that I've been told that 'the nights are drawing in' so far this week!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:44 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pmphlt Thanks @RepJoeKennedy for voting against . STEM needs support. Cutting NSF and politicizing research isn't the way.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:43 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nodrama_de Jemand musste Josef K. nonmentioned haben, denn ohne dass er etwas Böses getan hätte, wurde er eines Morgens wüst beshitstormed.

via oiler_in (retweeted on 5:39 AM, Jun 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Rajkovic and Milovanovic are not clear on this point–perhaps in homage to Magritte" technologyreview.com/view/538801/ho…

via Twitter Web Client

AmyDentata Ultimately the root of any conspiracy theory is a strong desire to believe that someone, somewhere, is competent at what they're doing.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Jun 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

gchrupala LSTMs can (kind of) learn to encode trees representing logical formulas and recognize entailment arxiv.org/abs/1506.04834

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Jun 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

That didn't go too well. "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Math Translations" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

via Twitter for Android

piepenbach Abi-Fotos vor und nach der Re-Spießbügerisierung der Bundesrepublik Deutschland: pic.twitter.com/VW7GoXDgf4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:57 PM, Jun 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Unter-Prommenhof, der: Der VIP-Bereich für die nicht ganz so wichtigen Personen. labenz.texttheater.net/Unter-Prommenh…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Jun 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn "Hey, ich hab schon lange nicht mehr schon so lange nichts von dir gehört wie diesmal."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:49 AM, Jun 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nsaphra I've definitely never met anyone from Oklahoma, since I'd remember being punched in the face for saying "Love that musical, hate that state"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:08 AM, Jun 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

egrefen WTF English?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biweekly

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe I usually try to know the game I refuse to play.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Auf ein Glas mit der Mutter aller Frachtschäden. pic.twitter.com/U9a3nogG1M

via iOS (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Status Gegenwesen: "Ach, Holz hab ich genug. Ich hab sogar noch drei Schränke im Schrank."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@sherlockmichael @GeileHirnbude Though some people would argue that one thing is the most complex of all.

via Twitter for Android in reply to sherlockmichael

@ojahnn @Kurfuerstin Das ist dann (MUSEN) übereifriges Pied-Piping! :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

That time dad forgot to pied-pipe: "Ja, was meinst du, was ich über für 'n Hunger verfügt hab?"

via Twitter for Android

aparrish s: okay, you can read me your vogon poetry
a: *reads poem made from cmu pronouncing dictionary 4-grams*
s: what the hell

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:47 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

KevinSafford "Grid search is stupid" Clear short post on easily doing better hyper-param optimization bit.ly/1RpkQ3L

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben (Routingprotokolle testen ist kniffelig, thats what took me so long. *fleißbienchent weiter*)

via Echofon (retweeted on 5:13 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nodrama_de Was hieße das genau, wenn @reinholdgall's persönlicher Verzicht auf Freiheitsrechte mit der Überführung eines Kinderschänders korrelierte?

via oiler_in (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

bretzelmann Was hat sich eigentlich der Mensch vor mir gedacht, als er sich “Fahr! Grüner wirds nicht!” auf die HECKKLAPPE klebte?

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@MarekMatthias @shad0whunter @astefanowitsch Mal davon abgesehen, dass es ohne Staat überhaupt kein "Geld" gibt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to MarekMatthias

MarekMatthias @shad0whunter @astefanowitsch wird nicht jedes Unternehmen vom Staat finanziert? (Subventionen, Bildung der Arbeitskräfte ...usw)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Sehr lustig fand ich es, als mir neulich ein Banker vorgeworfen hat, von Steuergeldern zu leben. Ein Banker! @MarekMatthias @shad0whunter

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

mynnia "We got geeks": Inside Google's ugly war against the homeless in LA pando.com/2015/06/22/we-…

via Twidere for Android #3 (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

_onionesque Nice article on Geoff Hinton with the following sound byte -- “Consciousness is a pre-scientific term".
magazine.utoronto.ca/feature/gettin…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:17 PM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge I hate the conflation of AI and machine learning. They aren't the same.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Saskia_Mi Ich bin 26 und dank Gedichtanalyse ist mein Textverständnis so ausgereift, dass ich Versicherungsverträge verstehen kann.

via Echofon (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Julia Reda berichtet vom gefährlichen Plan der EU, die Panoramafreiheit europaweit abzuschaffen: juliareda.eu/2015/06/panora…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:07 AM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

chouxsie Frisur muss zum Reparieren eingesandt werden.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:12 AM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amiconfusediam Generating natural images. From nothing. A post about my work for the last two months. (and a live browser demo!!!)
soumith.ch/eyescream/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:53 AM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

mikenolte_de Clinton and Bush are running for President, a Jurassic movie is number 1 in theaters and Terminator comes out next month. WHAT YEAR IS IT?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:46 AM, Jun 23rd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stewart 🕣 It is obvious that this privilege is not equally distributed. The thousand little obstacles are constant & very real for many.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stewart 🕗 In every respect in which my life could have been easy, it was made to be easy. (Note: as a human, I still find ways to make it hard.)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

stewart 🕢 I've always been the default. I had unlimited role models, and the path to any of them was always an obvious straight line.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

thedansimonson @zehavoc @yoavgo @haldaume3 ditto here. once considered a heist to get data; scratched idea due to licensing issues

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

thedansimonson @haldaume3 the same reason music execs got loaded in the 20th century:
physical media held information hostage
medium.com/@pud/its-amazi…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Manchmal hätte ich gerne weniger Zweifel. Oder zumindest die richtigen.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

.@texttheater It screws not only people not using Unity, but presumably also those who use a different interface language.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

New pet peeve: Ubuntu howtos telling you to type NAMES of config tools into dash, not telling you what the binaries are called.

via Twitter Web Client

"Was (…) die ägyptische Justiz in diesen Tagen vorbringt, darf man getrost und ungeprüft in den Mülleimer befördern." blog.zeit.de/radikale-ansic…

via Twitter Web Client

LizasWelt Für die folgenschwersten Autokorrekturen sorgt nicht das Smartphone, sondern der menschliche Kopf: radiobremen.de/nachrichten/ku…

via Echofon (retweeted on 6:56 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Ich frage mich oft, wie viele Parlamentarier überhaupt verstanden haben, wie sie da instrumentalisiert wurden" derstandard.at/2000017844563/…

via Twitter Web Client

The vultures will reassemble him "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Oh no." smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

via Twitter for Android

saschalobo Zum Fall Reinhold Gall – in seinem Tweet ist wirklich jedes einzelne Wort ist eine Katastrophe. Hier steht, warum:
saschalobo.com/2015/06/22/wie…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Constraint on Grammar Writing: Only employ constructions in your grammar that you have already explained.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

MaryBethMorossa Surely @abnor_malik could just bend a hole in time-space and heave things through? With the assistance of @TheatreRe of course...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

TheatreRe It seems that @abnor_malik is changing home... pic.twitter.com/BBUYxOkier

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Ein Gentleman genießt die Selbstzerfleischung der Anderen und schweigt. (Haha, nein, ich bin kein Gentleman.)

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Jun 22nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Festplattenaufräumfund: Huldvoll winken für die @krasse_herde. pic.twitter.com/NmYQmFBxZv

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MeredithHaaf Der Backlash gegen @politicalbeauty zeigt ja vor allem, wie gelungen die Aktion war im Sinne einer Bräsigkeitsentlarvung

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ojahnn Die beste Liebeserklärung ist ein zuversichtliches "Sowieso 15 Punkte!" bei bevorstehenden Prüfungen. <3

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bundesamtfvs Was haben die Leute nur dagegen, ein paar vermeintliche Freiheitsrechte gegen vermeintliche Sicherheit (Supergrundrecht) zu tauschen?

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treycausey Interesting bit of pushback on convnets and the state of image recognition in deep learning. rocknrollnerd.github.io/ml/2015/05/27/… pic.twitter.com/tdJfuMUGwM

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Protipp: Statt sich mit drängenden Problemen auseinanderzusetzen, kann man auch einfach denen, die das tun, Selbstverliebtheit vorwerfen.

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IR_oldie Modelling imprecise annotations improves accuracy and understanding of labels on a corpus tacl2013.cs.columbia.edu/ojs/index.php/…

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Protest ist ja ihr gutes Recht, aber was fällt diesen Chaoten ein, Social Media zu benutzen? Erdogan would agree. twitter.com/tante/status/6…

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Hitch_Slapping "Don't I ever get tired of debating the religious? Absolutely no I don't, because you just never know what they are going to say next."

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@spinfocl @peterbreuer Halte ich für reaktionären Unfug. "Wahlrecht", "überzeugt nicht"? Das sind Argumente gegen *jede* Demonstration.

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"Die Geschlechterdifferenz gibt es, eine „Rassendifferenz“ gibt es nicht" antjeschrupp.com/2015/06/20/die…

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xbg Jeden, den man auf der Straße trifft, verabschieden mit: "Und sag Bescheid, wenn Eure App an den Start geht!"

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plomlompom Die Antwort auf kontroverse "Ist X a, oder b?"-Fragen ist mit einiger Verlässlichkeit "Beides!"

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Playing Scotland Yard: "It's applied graph theory."

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Das "Verglühen" des Rechtsstaates: eigenwillige Metaphorik, oder meint er "Verglimmen"? zeit.de/gesellschaft/z…

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"stopgap (...) between the invention of sound recording (1890's), and the invention of the internet (1990's)" medium.com/@pud/its-amazi…

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Love the basic language lessons Google Now offers me every time I travel to my home country. ^^

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amyquispe "All the design issues are going to come up during coding anyway. Then you'll have more context to think about them."

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amyquispe "Designing things is hard. You have to talk to people and they don't respond to your emails. Just code something. Then they'll respond."

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amyquispe "You know what I always say - a few weeks of coding can save hours of planning."

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denice_ruptly Police attacks peaceful protester + press at Berlin - detained one person, trembled over protester pic.twitter.com/jYd4eHpoIj

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j_kloiber Der erste Grenzzaun wurde eingerissen. pic.twitter.com/ebl4J4zyIm

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@Erbloggtes @Schplock Ich auch. Ohne Kontext wär's vielleicht einfacher gewesen. :)

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"Das oder der?" Kristin (@Schplock?) stellt die richtigen Fragen. ^^ twitter.com/techniktagebuc…

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jorges "Vorratsdatenspeicherung von Tweets" – ist das sowas wie "Kameraüberachung von Fernsehsendungen"? twitter.com/Elquee/status/…

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sixtus Aus dem Politikerhandbuch: Wenn sie Dich argumentativ ausgehebelt haben, sag irgendwas mit "gegen Kinderschänder". twitter.com/reinholdgall/s…

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metronaut Nach Verbot: Aktionskünstler rufen "Marsch der Unentschlossenen" aus metronaut.de/2015/06/nach-v…

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InspowerMinds Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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MicSpehr Mit 124 zu 88 Stimmen winkt der die durch. Nächste Station: Karlsruhe.

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zeitweise Was die Union mit der FDP nicht umsetzen kann macht sie halt mit der SPD. Und 4 Jahre später dann umgekehrt.

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reticuleena Ich versteh gar nicht, warum mich das so fertig macht. Was hab ich erwartet? Dass die ihr sozialdemokratisches Profil entdeckt?

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"Ich stell mich hier mal ab" analog "Ich häng mich mal hier auf."

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"In den weißen Thermoskannen ist heißes Wasser für Tee, in den schwarzen Kaffee und in den gelben Red Bull."

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@SibylleHasse Der Schaffner hat dann aber einfach weitergejoket. So ein Schlawiner!

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UteWeber Lieblingsbeschäftigung: Den Teufel tun.

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"Meine Damen und Herren, wir verzichten heute Abend auf weitere humoristische Ansagen aufgrund der Beschwerde eines Reisenden." </3

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On page 21 of 342 of Eating Animals, by Jonathan Safran Foer: "curled into its ADOPT ME ve... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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th3italianjob Die Evolution der Softwareentwicklung … guten App-etit! pic.twitter.com/L2ExqzhnGv

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frachtschaden Während einer Grabrede plötzlich eine übertrieben große Nasenbrille aufsetzen und einfach weitersprechen.

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freebsdgirl Google is delisting revenge porn. googlepublicpolicy.blogspot.com/2015/06/reveng…

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spinfocl In meiner Welt bin ich Konstruktivist.

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Lotterleben Freitagabend. Muckibude und dann Bier im leeren Büro. I KNOW HOW TO PARTAY

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climagic They started using Linux at the fortune cookie factory because they heard they could save a fortune. pic.twitter.com/Pi4Z6ykzg0

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"dass er mich innig unbedingt von seinen Dienern küssen lassen will" – grammatisch oder nicht?

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SoVeryBritish Describing a small piece of concrete next to some bins and a kitchen extractor fan as a "beer garden"

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the_maki Ist schon Zeit für eine lukrative konsumnostalgische Bubble-Tea-Renaissance? ("Wieder da: DER Kultglibber aus den frühen Zehnies!")

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lllena love dit pic.twitter.com/Ws3C4KS5Rk

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SibylleHasse Blickkontakt. BLICKKONTAKT. "Augenkontakt" klingt immer, als würden sich Augäpfel berühren. Auch, wenn es sich ähnlich bäh anfühlt: Nein.

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Lotterleben Back by popular demand: the 5 geek social fallacies. plausiblydeniable.com/opinion/gsf.ht…

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nsaphra A "good" cognitive model *should* generate visuals like those the human brain generates to fill in visual gaps.

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nsaphra The fact that everyone recognizes those DNN-painted pics as "trippy" is neat evidence for cognitive plausibility in current vision models.

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pixelatedboat 11.45: Arrived at crime scene
11.45: Examined body. Signs of a struggle
11.45: Found murder weapon in drain
11.45: Realised watch was broken

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"biased and radical" coming from lobbyists routinely undermining the interests of the public, I can't even euobserver.com/digital/129146

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mspro ich finde die fragestellungen rund um racel dolezal hier ganz gut aufgedröselt: zeit.de/kultur/2015-06…

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Was zwei Akkusativobjekte hat, das kann man auch zweimal ins Passiv setzen: verben.texttheater.net/forum/index.ph…

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frachtschaden Es ist zwar Bio, aber dafür ist es wenigstens teuer und schmeckt scheiße.

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SoVeryBritish Being unable to concentrate on conversation while suspecting a beer garden table might imminently become free

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zeitweise Was diesem ICE fehlt, ist eine Bimmelbahn, die halbstündlich zwischen Wagen 1 und Bordrestaurant pendelt.

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Wisst ihr noch, Blogs?

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fatneckbeardguy your access to your own subconscious gets revoked because you lost your 2-factor authentication device

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DiegoKuonen RT @JustinWolfers: This is the most amazing illustration of Pythagoras' Theorem, ever. pic.twitter.com/5fOeUfepjA

HT @stat110

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nsaphra Hm yes this is the neural net-painted image I will bring with me to Burning Man this year. twitter.com/mtyka/status/6…

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Looking under the hood of artificial neural networks by studying their strange dreams. Eerie. /cc @abnormalik googleresearch.blogspot.nl/2015/06/incept…

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That moment when you curse yourself for starting the project in a dynamically typed language.

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amyquispe Mark Zuckerberg just announced he'll pay for hundreds of undocumented students to go to college fusion.net/story/152186/m… via @ThisIsFusion

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You'd be forgiven for thinking there's a literary genre called Whosnuffit.

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amyquispe The severe reverence for spoilers means that we place a disproportionate amount of weight on the story line and not how the story is told.

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GretchenAMcC Computational linguists show that Bechdel Test is legit measure of female character importance aclweb.org/anthology/N/N1… pic.twitter.com/lZETeGJqrr

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"die SPD hat ihr Warum verloren wie Timm Thaler sein Lachen verkauft hat" spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzp…

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One of my most frequent uses for @findfind_it: dictionary lookup. en, nl, zh, fr…: translations are just a two-letter command away.

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GRardB Why do people insist on making websites that make my maxed-out MacBook Pro light on fire? It's a goddamn website, bro.

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jorges "Du trollst" als Antwort auf ein seltsames Argument ist in wie "Das tut ja kein normaler Nutzer" als Antwort auf eine Sicherheitslücke.

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Pandamoanimum Well that escalated quickly… pic.twitter.com/AY1AONigXo

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hllizi Vormittagstheorem: Unter der Annahme perfekter Rationalität sind Stein-Papier-Schere und Stein-Paper-Schere-Brunnen dasselbe Spiel.

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StanCarey New rule! Anyone who objects to singular 'they' on the basis of logic or grammar has to avoid singular 'you' as well. Thou'rt welcome.

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CaseyNewton Uber formally comes out against the right to free assembly 🇺🇸 fusion.net/story/150389/u… pic.twitter.com/Ydcb14fQjq

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labenzticker Ortprechting, das: Namedropping, mit der Besonderheit, dass man nicht Prominente nennt, sondern Metropolen und heiße… labenz.texttheater.net/Ortprechting

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reinboth Da bei den -Morden jahrelang das Umfeld der Opfer im Verdacht stand, hätte man mit nur das Privatleben der Angehörigen ausgewertet.

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zeitweise Spoilerwarnung pic.twitter.com/gQALUVWjd8

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adrianbriggs Whenever I hear the phrase 'new atheists' I just think of babies.

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So accurate: Click Rate On Death Alerts by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2015-06-… via @Dilbert_Daily

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fietze_ Oder wir machen es so: Die Länder, die Waffen in die Krisengebiete liefern, müssen die Flüchtlinge aufnehmen. Zack. Weltfrieden.

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ChPietsch Kann ich bestätigen. Angela's Ashes gefällt mir der deutschen Übersetzung (von Harry Rowohlt) fast besser. twitter.com/ankegroener/st…

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swept Ever wanted to sound like a real hax0r? Try hacker.actor! pic.twitter.com/NkhCEvue9I

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git diff HEAD^ HEAD file.txt # see what changes in file.txt you just committed

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abnor_malik Got a new name, got a new website: abnormalik.com
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labenzticker archenleiten (V.): Bei Sintfluten tierbeladene Schiffe zum richtigen Berg lotsen. labenz.texttheater.net/archenleiten

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Umfangreiches vegetarisches und veganes Angebot twitter.com/fahrbier/statu…

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zeitweise If Game of Thrones will ever come to an end it will be like a way too long, unpredictable but thoughtfully edited tweet: No characters left.

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<3 "Dumpstern für Dummies – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2015/…

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JZdziarski Coworker's unattended Mac:

crontab -e
*/30 * * * * say -v whisper "I am watching you"

You're welcome.

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anildash These are not smart people. These are people who don't know how to communicate and don't want to learn. twitter.com/sama/status/61…

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AcademicsSay I'm not procrastinating. I'm delegating to future selves.

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eponvert seems like not long ago was an uncharted frontier of , now it's "Hello world!" for ML

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hllizi Am Ende von werden wahrscheinlich alle gelangweilt Nationalstaaten gründen, die Demokratie einführen und Handel treiben.

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VictoriaHamburg Jens und Peter. Die einzigen Realisten. pic.twitter.com/irkG7bGogz

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altreflexion Auf der Suche nach Wearables für den Penis? Hier entlang: br.de/puls/themen/le… ("Mach doch beim nächsten Mal ein 4min längeres Vorspiel")

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nashwakay This is a guide for non-Muslims always mixing things up pic.twitter.com/sgz2Yv3uCl

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Wort des Tages: Fremdshaming

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SciPubLab How a Community Stopped Worrying about Journals and Learned to Love : goo.gl/hqXqOw pic.twitter.com/hbJeYsijht

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nsaphra Today's lesson in "How to write terribly at Millennials", courtesy of The Guardian. pic.twitter.com/boepPKySCA

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DimitriSteyaert Happy to see my first @ohmyzsh contribution () appear with the latest upgrade ^^ pic.twitter.com/NxKC5ZXc5J

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gchrupala Python, you're always so helpful: TypeError: __init__() takes at least 7 arguments (7 given)

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Beautiful. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hey, Seneca smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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mwotton @jo_liss @bodil I fully expect to find that Uber is actually secretly sponsored by Google to make them look good in comparison.

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@MMugnaia Wieso? Hat "Chuzpe" noch eine obskure zweite Bedeutung, die ich nicht kenne? :D

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wellendonner @texttheater Kaum haben sie Chuzpe nennt man das shitstorm.

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Den Schlaf des Gerechten ungeschlafen lassen

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fxneumann Übrigens ist das Konzil von Nicäa den Protopaschisten gefolgt, die Praxis der Quartodezimaner wurde verworfen.

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gchrupala Blocks is a new Theano-based toolkit for neural networks with a very usable interface based on function application blocks.readthedocs.org/en/latest/

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the_maki Die Ekligkeit des geschriebenen Wortes "G'spür" in volkstümlich-anbiedernden Parteislogans.

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oOtrinityOo Seit Mittwoch erwarte ich ein Paket und aktualisiere ständig die DHL-Sendungsverfolgung... pic.twitter.com/b8jpTviW7V

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ggreenwald So @thesundaytimes has just quietly deleted one of the key lies in its story - just deleted it - with no note pic.twitter.com/hqfBrW0XKE

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zaxtax So many machine learning algorithms assume a non-adversarial setting. I'd love to see a blog about how its used to say fight fraud.

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AngryBlackLady When ppl ask if is a thing, tell them it’s not and send them this: soletstalkabout.com/post/121350496… pic.twitter.com/krcAhK7I6b

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badboy_ "Aren't the contents of a hotel room drawer inaccessible if you haven't rented the room?" – stackoverflow.com/questions/6441… /via 🔒

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Lektüre lohnt sich, da überraschendes Ende. :) twitter.com/BLZonline/stat…

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KStreetHipster Whoever designed this logo needs to win some kind of award pic.twitter.com/pkKvucHS2S

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m_rinck "Die trabrennbaren und die nicht trabrennbaren Entitäten"

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MaxCRoser Don’t use pie charts. pic.twitter.com/syGjkg7p4G

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Floresstan Mein Traumberuf ist Auftrags-Chiller.

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gchrupala . @dirk_hovy @yoavgo Here's hoping this finally kills off the "POS tagging of the WSJ" cottage industry in

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chrisamaphone only a logician (@admitscut) could make a sentence out of one quantifier and 5 order relations pic.twitter.com/Ej7O0XVv9Z

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danmericaCNN Woman to her young daughter as Bill Clinton walks by: "That is Hillary's husband."

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Exact Science smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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escortdollymaze "Schau mich an, bin ich physisch vorhanden?" - "Ja?!?- "Und jetzt erkläre mir, wie ich dann meinen 'Körper verkaufen' kann!"

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SaintRPh Guy lives next to airport. Painted this on roof to confuse passengers as they fly overhead. He lives in Milwaukee. pic.twitter.com/2AwmXG8Vwo

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Facebook scheint es darauf anzulegen, Skype den Rang als beschissenster Messenger abzulaufen.

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crackpille In 5 Jahren erfahren wir dann, dass der Bundestag vom BND gehackt wurde. In Amtshilfe für die NSA. Mit Kenntnis des Kanzleramtes.

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leogfischer Warum man gerade jetzt über Merkels Kinder sprechen muß.
neues-deutschland.de/artikel/974283…

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Mitglied "Wortklauber" heißt jetzt "Wortklaux". <3

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Auch in der Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben tobt die Genderdebatte, diesmal mitausgelöst vom @sprachlog: verben.texttheater.net/forum/index.ph…

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Große Nutellagläser sind pro 100g etwas teurer als kleine. Weil man mit dem Messer leichter mehr rausgekratzt kriegt?

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kathrinpassig These: Schnaps und Heroin vor allem wegen ihrer Haltbarkeit beliebter als Obst und Gemüse. Versagen der Lebensmittelindustrie.

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Lotterleben Lotte: "2h Zugfahrt, dafür brauch ich doch kein Proviant! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ"
*zug fährt los*
Magen: "OH DOCH."

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srockets Pierre Sermanet: “trend at CVPR 2015 of renaming existing deep learning techniques following minor modifications” plus.google.com/+PierreSermane…

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danieldekok I'm not a fan of their recent work, but actually eating their singer is a bit drastic. pic.twitter.com/f53WRpJDga

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cspacat Men’s fashion is one of those weird cases where sexism is more powerful than capitalism

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cspacat Dear fashion industry, please hurry up and realise how much money you would make if guys wore make up

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Chinesische Lexik: Pullover trägt man, indem man sie penetriert, Brillen, indem man sie respektiert.

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gchrupala There is a bit of learning but it's not deep learning. Better headline would be "Thesaurus beats humans on word analogy test" @techreview

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jasonbaldridge See also Sen & Wasow (2014), a paper that looks at race as a mixture of mutable and immutable characteristics. scholar.harvard.edu/files/msen/fil…

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jasonbaldridge Whatever her motivations were, Rachel Dolezal's passing as black demonstrates the mutability of race. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Kween_Taylor @_DaxMaxwell_ if you put on fins and live in the fucking ocean then yeah you can be a dolphin.

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TariqDaouda Just finished Mariana's doc. ML Framework on top of Theano bit.ly/1I9FeRl @DeepLearningHub @stanfordnlp @ML_toparticles @startupml

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astefanowitsch Was sollen diese passiv-aggressiven Non-Mentions? Ich bekomme es am Ende jha doch mit.
twitter.com/PolizeiBerlin_…

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MasteringVim Execute single command in insert mode:

You are in ins. mode typing
Press CTRL-O
Press any Vim command (f.e. 10j)
You're back to ins. mode.

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plomlompom Liebe Presse: Alles, was ich zu PostPrivacy zu sagen habe, steht in meinem Buch von 2011. Ich wiederhole es nur noch gegen Geld. Thema gähn.

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Nachtvogel „Wirbel auf Blechtrommel zur Einweihung von Grass-Archiv“

Solange dabei die Scheiben heil bleiben, zählt das nicht.

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"Den Kollegen belehrt, dass Deutsch den Anspruch auf Vorrang diesbezüglich nicht abgeben wird." herr-rau.de/wordpress/2015…

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nouveaubeton Ich entwickle die Normcorebrause "Club Malte" und werde geil reich. Und dann seid ihr mein Knäscht!

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frachtschaden Der Baum wäre dann eine Art kosmisches Relais, das die Menschen von ihren dissipativen Pflichten entbindet.

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Nachtvogel BVerfG: "So nicht, Leute!"
EuGH: "So nicht, Leute!"
Bundestagsjuristen: "So nicht, Leute!"

Regierung: "Klingt gut, also los mit der VDS!"

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Kaffeekind "Kannst du mal nach meinem DY-Laptop schauen?"
"Wonach?"
"Nach meinem DY-Laptop."

Lache noch immer.
pic.twitter.com/I8E1tM86cv

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Lotterleben Einfach beschließen genug zu sein ist super, aber dann liegste halt trotzdem nachts panisch wach und willst alles Schöne festtackern.

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jmspool OK. This is cool.

3D printed ultrasound for a blind expecting mother.

pic.twitter.com/tASYd4kdsl

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ED_Updates Fuck you Ellen Pao, Imma make my own Reddit, with a waterslide, and video games and nachos!

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climagic sort -V ipv4addrs.txt # In GNU sort, you can use -V (version sort) to also sort IPv4 addresses numerically according to each class.

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JohnCleese Only if this is an answer. twitter.com/johnwearemany/…

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sanczny Stell dir vor, es ist Revolution und da sind nur doofe Leute.

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.@bundesamtfvs, beobachtet mal das Hashtag . Das ist bestimmt ein Code für Dschihad.

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spinfocl Ganz Frankreich eine Böschung.

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"Mit ultrabreiter Streuung wird auf jeden Busch gezielt, hinter dem sich noch ein Tabu verbergen könnte" zeit.de/2015/24/till-l…

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Betriebsfamilie Wenn ich morgens das Obst in die Snack-Box der Kinder lege, sage ich immer "Bis heute Abend." Dann freut es sich.

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Nachtvogel @saschalobo Mit der Energie, die hier nötig ist, einen Godwin zu vermeiden, kann man eine Kleinstadt versorgen. War das nun ein Meta-Godwin?

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labenzticker Wernarz, der/die: Jemand, von dem man stets freundlich gegrüßt wird, von dem man aber beim besten Willen nicht sagen… labenz.texttheater.net/Wernarz

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ojahnn Still my biggest exam achievement: writing a poem when I was supposed to be writing an essay. The teacher liked it. pic.twitter.com/kSqzEbuMtb

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ekelias @Lotterleben I RULE THE INTERNET MOM

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Lotterleben Wow, nach meiner Kreuzband-OP war ich auch gar kein wandelndes Klischee oder so. pic.twitter.com/AxAyUvBj83

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Nitrogenated coffee: tastes like Guinness, apparently. Want. bonappetit.com/drinks/non-alc…

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sarahas_san "Die hat die ÖsterreicherInnen übrigens genauso viel gekostet wie alle Asylwerber von 1950 bis 2275 zusammen" derstandard.at/2000017222748/…

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antjeschrupp gebloggt: Meine zehn Cent zu Caitlyn Jenner - antjeschrupp.com/2015/06/10/mei…

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from util.productivity import RedWine

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skeptikantin Bevor man ner Studie Unwissenschaftlichkeit vorwirft, sollte man lieber erst mal schauen, ob man bei „Logik der by-item-Analyse“ krank war.

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Can't say I'm surprised. Big kudos for trying though! twitter.com/eturner303/sta…

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nsaphra Lookit them stuffy ol pos taggers don know what's up twitter.com/dirk_hovy/stat…

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pplattform Wäre so was eine Alternative zur Sparpolitik in Griechenland?

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%9Fn…

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konjunktu…

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wachstums…

/cch

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yoavgo ahh why are papers from the neural-net community so #*&!@ uninformative??! arxiv.org/pdf/1409.3215v… (thats the LSTM-machine-translation paper)

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yoavgo maybe the commonheld belief that neural nets require magical voodoo skills grew out of really badly written papers and sloppy notation.

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astefanowitsch Ich versuche, meinen Traum zu leben, aber irgendwie passt der Fisch nicht ins Schlüsselloch.

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normative The guy Justice Scalia once pointed to as proof we need the death penalty was just exonerated & pardoned. msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-…

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gchrupala Also, *syntactic*. I'm tempted to say: "You keep using that word, I do not think It means what you think it means"

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ojahnn @frachtschaden awwww <3

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YorkshireLiff Copt Hewick (n.) An amusing or inappropriate word produced by predictive text.

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MadamePetit In einer halben Stunde klingeln in der Karstadt HaushaltsAbteilung ca. 20 verschiedene Backuhren.

Es war mir eine Freude.

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dhiparis Experiments as Objects of Scholarly Communication | TEXperimenTales texperimentales.hypotheses.org/1408

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gchrupala Scientific publishing today is analogous to “steampunk.” unz.com/gnxp/dragging-…

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jamesiry OH: "There is nothing I like more then finding Some(null)"

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BenedictEvans The circle is closed pic.twitter.com/g3REWnO5bd

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amyquispe Fucking finally, fuck yes. twitter.com/olemoritz/stat…

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laurawp "Tired of hackathons that aren't diverse? There's a hack for that." by @laurawp on @LinkedIn linkedin.com/pulse/tired-ha… cc @CODE2040 @amyquispe

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@spinfocl Was gibt's denn an dem Titel nicht zu verstehen?

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natematias "How do you fix a broken system that isn't yours to repair?" My @TheAtlantic article on Mutual Aid Accountability theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

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mueslikind App, die Video oder Audio ein- und ausschaltet, wenn Nähmaschine gerade pausiert/lärmt.

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Email anyone based on their personality w/ @CrystalKnowsMe. Join me on the invite list for : ctt.ec/wcEUe+

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findfind_it @texttheater Similarly, this user keeps his "Google habit" to search @Ecosia: findfind.it/shortcuts/2712…

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@findfind_it "r" -> used to open Google Reader, then using a custom shortcut I aliased it to open @feedly. No need to change my habits. ;)

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findfind_it Idea: Tweet your favourite @findfind_it shortcuts and I'll retweet them.

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pamelafox Helped middle schoolers with their JS today. One of them was so excited they got to name their own variable, they named it after their cat!

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langley_va @Lotterleben Actually, I'm giving you 20 more minutes till you blurt out "AM I HIGH?"

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Someone should make a terminal emulator that looks like MS Word. twitter.com/zproc/status/6…

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hllizi If, to your knowledge, some idea is new, you do not know enough.

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labenzticker Zuggelrade, die: Das Chaos aus eingequetschten und verknoteten Armen, das auf einer zu schmalen Theaterbühne entsteh… labenz.texttheater.net/Zuggelrade

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map Akute Oxytocin-Vergiftung. Heilt aber mittlerweile wenigstens schnell.

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Explorer becomes the first person to descend into Turkmenistan's 1,000 C pit of fire (…) burning since 1971 dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

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zproc Hacking from a Starbucks is not tolerated. pic.twitter.com/NJnBabPIkn

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jorges First Google Reader​, now @yahoopipes. Is the semantic, hacker affine web really dying? pipes.yqlblog.net/post/120705592…

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sacca Snowden proved our government was lying to us. Congress used that to reform the law. He deserves a full pardon. twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…

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SoVeryBritish "You had to be there" - Translation: This anecdote has not gone well

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wellendonner Was der @ennomane sagt und was die @antjeschrupp kommentiert.
ennomane.de/2015/06/06/ehe…

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"Ich heiße Grießhaber. Meine Vorfahren müssen Grieß gehabt haben."

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labenzticker Esack, der: Ein elektronischer Dudelsacksimulator. labenz.texttheater.net/Esack

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Türkwählerei

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GeileHirnbude Mind Blowing Hyperrealistic Sculptures webdesignerdepot.com/2009/11/mind-b… via @DesignerDepot

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@hllizi Yep, there's no touchscreen support yet, unfortunately. :(

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@ojahnn Längst nicht der erste, aber bisher der mutigste Einsatz von Lautschrift in der Werbung, den ich bisher gesehen habe.

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CNNyourmom Your Mom Poses Problems

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ChristophKappes Datenschutz:Zweckbindung, Zustimmungserfordernis sowie Datensparsamkeit greifen einfach nicht f d Zukunft" @holadiho beimnollar.de/2015/06/06/war…

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stporombka Proust, für laue Sommerabende aufbereitet. pic.twitter.com/eTLHp0y28S

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Huebscherei Sie kennen doch auch diese Frauen, wo man denkt: Das hätte Sie besser nicht anziehen sollen.

Das bin ich. Hören Sie damit auf. Meine Sache!

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Finde immer mehr, dass Computerspiele die Königin der Kunstgattungen sind. golem.de/news/obey-mit-…

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wellendonner OH: "Prophylaxe sind keine hauptberuflichen Speisefische"

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houellebeck In den vielen Mix- und Cross-Over-Produkten sublimiert sich wohl ein starker Wunsch nach Veränderung auf Basis des Vertrauten.

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labenzticker Hückeswagen, der: Einkaufswagen, der über mindestens ein → Axalp verfügt. labenz.texttheater.net/H%C3%BCckeswag…

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digiphile "If libraries did not exist today and you tried to create them, they'd be banned."-@Rasiej pic.twitter.com/y7cSk04C34

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glowingfreezer PPDB performed better as "semantic lexicon" than WordNet/FrameNet. Yet another reminder that coverage is important. twitter.com/ccb/status/606…

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Nachtvogel Ich bin ja schwer in Versuchung, mal eine Ballettmusik dazu zu schreiben. pic.twitter.com/YqUpTshbGw

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jamis @texttheater awesome! I love the zoom effect moving between levels.

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One of my beta testers used the help of pen and paper to solve an 8x8x8 maze. texttheater.net/maze/ pic.twitter.com/PcoOEMu2g1

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My latest pet project is a 3D maze game: texttheater.net/maze/ The great blog posts and book by @jamis helped a lot in making it!

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ffuok carnegie mellon feels like a giant concrete creature died and the university colonized its corpse

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(3/3) I just want to tell my browser what I want. @findfind_it @climagic

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(2/3) Much like command line users feel GUIs get in the way, I don't want to open forms on the Web, then fill them in @findfind_it @climagic

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Alan B. Scrivener: Visualizing 4D Hypercube Data By Mapping Onto a 3D Tesseract well.com/~abs/SIGGRAPH9…

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findfind_it @kathrinpassig … Plus profitiert man von Shortcuts anderer User & spart sich die gesonderte Konfiguration jedes seiner Geräte. @texttheater

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findfind_it @kathrinpassig Sowas wie die Bahnsuche (>1 Argument) AFAIK nicht. Argument-Typen wohl auch nicht: findfind.it/help/url#argum… @texttheater

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The Praise of Conciseness. 10,000 word essay

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frachtschaden Ich habe weniger Angst davor, mit jemandem nicht reden zu können, als mit jemandem nicht schweigen zu können.

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NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ANY OF THEM. THEY ARE AWESOME. twitter.com/nytimes/status…

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personaldebatte "Und, du bist in einer Parallelwelt groß geworden?"
"Nein."
"Ah, dort entspricht "Nein" unserem "Ja"?
"Nein!"
"Verstehe!"

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grindcrank Warten, bis der Rechner die Anwendung aus dem Schwappraum wieder in den Hauptspeicher zurückgeschwappt hat.

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gchrupala @eyadalessa80 @texttheater @umasslinguistic @saudi_exeter @SaudiUK @Acad_Hash computational linguistics if you don't like stats? Dumb advice

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If you love the command line, you'll probably also love @findfind_it. It's basically a command line for the Web. /cc @climagic

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♥♥♥♥♥ "Shakespeare's Big Four: A Summary" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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astefanowitsch Ups, wie peinlich, das sollte eigentlich eine DM werden.

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astefanowitsch Danke für die Anfrage, aber ich habe kein Interesse daran, den Sendeplatz von zu übernehmen.

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eyadalessa80 What field of linguistics should you pursue? @umasslinguistic @saudi_exeter @SaudiUK @Acad_Hash pic.twitter.com/ws4io8HD0t

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astefanowitsch „Was sind Ihre Stärken?“

„Zeugmata.“

„Wir melden uns.“

„Aber nicht zuviel Zeit oder meine Telefonnummer verlieren.“

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honest_update Being positive first, know that our production shells now have a red background for easy visual recognition. Now, about your data…

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astefanowitsch „Was sind Ihre Stärken?“

„Tautologien.“

„Wir melden uns.“

„Wenn Sie es tun, tun Sie es.“

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houellebeck Warum ich Schuhe von @Bugatti trage?

Weil ich mit der Sohle die Initiale meines Nachnamens in jeden Po prägen kann.

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astefanowitsch Zwei mal Drei macht Sechs,
widdewiddewitt und Drei macht Neune!
Ich mach' mir die Welt
widdewidde wie sie mathematisch korrekt ist.

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plomlompom Die Kunst der Passiv-Aggression besteht darin, sie so weit zu treiben, dass wirklich niemand sie bemerkt außer dem Passiv-Aggressiven.

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Nachtvogel Seh’ ich das richtig? Die Verschiedengeschlechtlichkeit der Ehe steht weder im GG noch im BGB? Es ist letztlich nur „War schon immer so.“?

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hllizi Sie diskriminieren natürlich auch inzestuöse Beziehungen, aber das gehört ja eh zum guten Ton.

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hllizi Vor dem üblichen Geseichte ein guter Satz: "Beide bemerken nicht, dass sie die Anhänger der Vielehe diskriminieren." tagesspiegel.de/politik/ehe-is…

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hllizi Hossa, derzeit fühlt man sich schon fast homophob, wenn man gegen Inzest und Polygamie ebensowenig etwas hat wie gegen Homosexualität.

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nixcraft Awesom. GitTorrent: A Decentralized GitHub blog.printf.net/articles/2015/…

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bangpowwww Meine Wohnung in San Francisco liegt direkt neben der Armory und ich hoffe, dass ich beim abendlichen BBQ die Schreie hören kann.

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MicroSFF To /
Show /
I am /
Too clever, /
I wrote this poem /
As a Fibonacci sequence, /
But now I do not know how it could possibly end

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haaaaaaa___ 隠れクッキーモンスターを探せ! pic.twitter.com/25MwdGBtQa

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astefanowitsch Argumentum ad Umdefinieren.

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.@dbasch @sgrove @glyphobet @brainsik Also, I usually retweet what I think is important or great and *additionally* fav the SUPERAWESOME.

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dbasch @sgrove @glyphobet @brainsik to me it means: I saw your tweet/reply, I have positive feelings about it, no need to continue the exchange.

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glyphobet Why does Twitter have a "favorite" function? Does anyone look at anyone else's favorites? Why should favorite be different from retweet?

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YorkshireLiff Clayton (n.) A small trowel-like implement used by cabin crew to apply foundation. pic.twitter.com/XaKe4pmpgk

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MannvomBalkon Natürlich muss man, wenn man aus der U-Bahn gestiegen ist, erst einmal direkt vor der Tür stehenbleiben, um die Magie des Ortes zu erspüren.

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houellebeck SpOn: "Tsipras hält sein Angebot für alternativlos"

Der Scherzkeks spricht als Nächstes den Gläubigern sein vollstes Vertrauen aus. ;)

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jorges "Ich bin schwul, und mich mit perversen Polygamisten zu vergleichen ist menschenverachtend!!" berliner-zeitung.de/politik/volksv… @SissyKraus

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fotobus Und plötzlich wird man sich ob einer Jagdszene der Bedeutung des Wortes "auftreiben" tiefgreifender bewusst.

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labenzticker Allenwinden, das: Bukett von ungeahnten Gerüchen, das man in einer fremden Wohnung wahrnimmt - oder auch in der eige… labenz.texttheater.net/Allenwinden

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IanMartin If you read one thing today…oh fuck, you're reading this sentence. OK, I'll be back tomorrow with a much better strategy.

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frachtschaden *isst Hunde müde*

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Chaosfux PANZERFLÖTE

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bescheidwisser "Fachkräftemangel": Bullshit-Wort für Mangel an angemessen ausgebildeten Menschen, die bereit sind, ohne angemessene Bezahlung zu arbeiten

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sravana At least two papers at influenced by xkcd. (Interesting considering xkcd.com/114/.)

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wellendonner @jorges @texttheater obwohl, dich nicht. Die Verschiedengeschlechtlichkeit wird jedoch angenommen.

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FriedemannWeise Kramp-Karrenbauer warnt vor Ehe unter Verwandten. Gut so. Würde sie ihren Mann heiraten, hieße sie Kramp-Karrenbauer-Kramp-Karrenbauer.

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trek For maintainers open source software is “free as in a puppy”

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jorges Da die Frage gerade in einer Diskussion aufkommt: Wo genau steht derzeit, dass Ehepartner verschiedenen Geschlechts sein müssen?

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astefanowitsch Kramp-Karrenbauers Dammbruch-Argument ist übrigens richtig, nur gilt es schon für die Hetero-Ehe.

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astefanowitsch Geht doch nach Damals.

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MasteringVim Vim Awesome is a directory of Vim plugins sourced from GitHub, Vim.org, and user submissions -> vimawesome.com

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frachtschaden Das sind doch die gleichen Nicht-Argumente, die man unlängst noch gegen die Homo-Ehe hatte. „Schlag ins Gesicht“, gleich lach ich mich tot.

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frachtschaden Was hat die Fahimi eigentlich gegen Polygamie?

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omfg_animals A group of raccoons is called a leopard

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labenzticker Rüttenscheid, der: Ende einer Koalition, Ehe o.ä. Verbindung nach längerer wechselseitiger Zerfleischung. labenz.texttheater.net/R%C3%BCttensch…

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Herr_Rau Ha! In Deutschklausur "Spiderman" zu "Spider-Man" korrigieren, eine meiner liebsten Übungen.

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"The dog is the possessor of the owner."

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ChrisBucholz We Asked Twenty Millennials For Hot Takes On These Twenty Longform Thinkpieces About Millennial Hot Takes. Number 8 Will Make You Cry.

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erzaehlmirnix Zum internationalen Hurentag: (Sex)Arbeitslogik. wp.me/p2pD8T-1Fr

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Das Wundermaterial Graphen wird noch alle Probleme der Menschheit lösen. ;-) golem.de/news/graphen-f…

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gchrupala Proposal for an interface to neural network construction based on function application/composition github.com/gchrupala/funk… @fchollet @AlecRad

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zeitweise Berlin ist der Nabel der Welt. Da sammeln sich alle Fussel drin.

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If you see someone for the first time today, but they're leaving, what do you say? I say "my", as a compromise between "hi" and "bye".

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frachtschaden Gerüchte über mein verfrühtes Ableben sind übertrieben bis leicht übertrieben.

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astefanowitsch . @zoonpolitikon @Morticah Macht euch nur über Geisteswissenschaften lustig – wenn ihr einen Geisterjäger braucht, kommt ihr doch wieder an.

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SoVeryBritish "He's a bit of a character" - Translation: He's the worst person I've ever met

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hllizi Ich bin ja semantischer Solipsist. Die Bedeutung eines Textes ist, wie ich ihn verstehe.

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DH_UniWien Treffendes Schlusswort eines großartigen Reentweetmentprojekts ^mv twitter.com/digitalpast/st…

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Evo2Me Fallhöhe Urheberrecht dh2publishing.info/2015/06/fallho…

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saschalobo Es ist wie beim Stau mit den Autofahrern: Ihr schreibt nicht über eine Empörungswelle, Ihr seid die Empörungswelle.

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Wikipedia How would you preserve citations for the future? Geoffrey Bilder has a solution:
blog.wikimedia.org/2015/06/01/pre… pic.twitter.com/eVD7SUuzNB

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Nabertronic Treffen sich Zwei mit verschiedenen Vorstellungen von Tugend. Sagt der eine: »Du Tugendterrorist«. Sagt der andere »Und du erst!«. Ende.

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ojahnn Ich hätte jetzt Bock, was anzuziehen. z.B. Schraube oder Hose.

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haikuman Just met a 2 year old girl who asked me what I worked on. When I told her, she said "so, not deep learning" and walked away.

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PerryFellow was the straw that broke the camel's back from the haystack with the needle that the camel was suppose to go through?

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kevin2kelly Nicely drawn single chart view of the full spectrum of life in evolutionary time. cdn1.buuteeq.com/upload/12775/e… pic.twitter.com/6o3UmCySHo

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ErikaVaris I am amused by how many talks can be boiled down to "hey, linguistic information/features/structure matters!"

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frachtschaden Let's watch “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” pic.twitter.com/sLneTU3EOb

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yomidian "averaging 'spoon' and 'fork' is nice because you might end up with 'spork', but 'knife' and 'hand' just gets you Wolverine"

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aria42 Really awesome NAACL paper, "When and why are log-linear models self-normalizing?" aclweb.org/anthology/N/N1…

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Sollte Nachbarn Sternchen verleihen, je nach dem, wie abends das Treppenhaus riecht. Heute: Waffeln, zehn Sternchen.

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tiger_food Was mich am meisten an der Debatte um Ronja von Rönne stört, ist der Akzent auf "irá": spiegel.de/kultur/gesells…

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mjpost @jacobeisenstein Proper procedure but so unusual that it gets an asterisk and applause

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jacobeisenstein Lillian Lee on "truly held-out" data: we held out a test set, and ran exactly one experiment on it, on the day the paper was due

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iamdanw I went on holiday to a Dutch enclave, inside a Belgian enclave, inside the Netherlands iamdanw.com/wrote/what-are… pic.twitter.com/hFjze7942a

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"I don't do defeats."

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Mängelformulars alleine liegen? (2/2)

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Prompte, freundliche, weiterführende Mailantworten vom Vermieter. Was ist denn da los? Kann doch nicht an Verwendung des offiziellen (1/2)

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Herr_Rau Ferienduell mit Kollegin: Sie wartet darauf, dass ich anrufe; ich warte darauf, dass sie ihre E-Mails liest. Mal sehen, wer aufgibt.

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Wort des Tages: ranschweißerisch

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"Making the app less pretty (temporarily, to manage expectations)" Important stuff! :D mailpile.is/blog/2015-06-0…

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anncopestake Real life jelly beans (xkcd.com/882/). Can't feel superior - CL does it a lot (inadvertently). twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

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WernerTwertzog Your life is insignificant, meaningless, and debased. Make the most of it.

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Nice way to learn about a new feature.
Me: *absent-mindedly hits v to go to visual mode*
less: *opens vim*

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