Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 2016

asayeed @MartinSonneborn @texttheater wenn ich in Köln wäre, würde ich eine Gegendemo organisieren. Ich bin pro-Demo und pro-Gegendemo.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Geekprinzessin Hatte das Smartphone in der Hand und Rentner lästern, dass die junge Leute doch ihre Umgebung nie bemerken. Ich bemerkte es.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:45 PM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MartinSonneborn Die PARTEI demonstriert:
"Demo gegen Demos und gegen Gegendemos"
So 14:30, Neumarkt, Köln
facebook.com/events/1091954…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MicroSFF "When shall we attack Earth?"
"Just waiting for them to finish Game of Thrones."
"You said that of Breaking Bad. And Sopranos. And Buffy."

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Der Tod und das Mädchen – in Personalunion!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Your civilisation is doomed. Would you like to nuke it and start anew?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge This interview between two conservatives on Trump, poverty and elitism is really excellent. Liberals should read it. theamericanconservative.com/dreher/trump-u…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:03 AM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Meine nächste Wohnung braucht Superschurken-Linoleum. Rotes Superschurken-Linoleum.

via Twitter for Android

hllizi First thing Obama did when elected was invent a time machine and cause a banking crisis. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:32 AM, Jul 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

starsandrobots Our terrible renewed cultural interest in trolley problems.. pic.twitter.com/z7k1r233Bn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Drew_Lab Our new paper is out. We show that for every additional woman who helps organize a symposium we see a 75-99% increase in women participating

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:59 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ehthayer This is highly evolved dad joking pic.twitter.com/ew3wj37W5e

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:12 PM, Jul 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Nachtvogel Verne aus „Over the Hedge“ ist eine Comicfigur, der ich mich sehr verbunden fühle.

gocomics.com/overthehedge/2…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Jul 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Chelsea Manning faces indefinite solitary for trying to take own her life after years of abuse freechelsea.com

via Twitter Web Client

Ein paar Wochen muss das Bett noch halten. pic.twitter.com/JZl36mRlf8

via Twitter for Android

Hochschullehrerverband verteilt wissenschaftsfeindliche Broschüre und unterstellt Kritiker/inne/n "Befindlichkeiten" scilogs.spektrum.de/engelbart-gala…

via Twitter for Android

Maxells Werbespot "High Fidelity", nur mit "Purgatory Ascension" von @paniq statt dem Ritt der Wallküren.

via Twitter Web Client

kaltmamsell Neuer Lieblingsbildtext: "Germans, not panicking"
economist.com/news/europe/21…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Jul 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

beardedstoner .@realDonaldTrump bro she said you can be baited with a tweet. You gonna just take that?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Jul 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Need: keyboard that vibrates or something while is in edit mode.

via Twitter Web Client

durst Penetranzbasierte Persönlichkeitsform nach Art einer Opferrolle.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Jul 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Otter_Emergency Good day, sir pic.twitter.com/rGmRIjpfDv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Jul 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGEL: Herr Mehdorn, vor zwei Wochen schien der Fahrplan noch zu stimmen.
Mehdorn: Mir nicht.

via Twitter Web Client

Tsait füür dii näächste rächtshraibreeform.

via Twitter for Android

katecrawford Machine learning needs training data: lots of services are tricking users into providing it. medium.com/@dbreunig/the-… pic.twitter.com/U6Cy8BvnqY

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Jul 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

KieranSnyder Really: Don't take 1mo deciding on a job offer, but if you get a short-fuse exploding offer, run away. No good co tries to hold you hostage.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Jul 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

slowtiger Selfiestrick. pic.twitter.com/XKLmyxycOq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:30 AM, Jul 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GJ braving all that Mandarin dialog in the latest episode then. ^^ twitter.com/BD_WONG/status…

via Twitter Web Client

Beton- und Stahlporno. Viaggio nelle città invisibili di Roma on Vimeo vimeo.com/174634430

via Twitter Web Client

texttheater @hllizi Are you sure? I had to have them pointed out to me. To me they just look like people using their smartphones.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@hllizi Are you sure? I had to have them pointed out to me. To me they just look like people using their smartphones.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to hllizi

texttheater @plomlompom Hat das N900 nicht einen eingebauten Bussard-Kollektor? Das hat doch sonst alles. de.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Bussard-K…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@plomlompom Hat das N900 nicht einen eingebauten Bussard-Kollektor? Das hat doch sonst alles. de.memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Bussard-K…

via Twitter Web Client in reply to plomlompom

astefanowitsch Ich habe die Olympischen Ringe mittels Clean-Room-Ansatz reverse-engineered. Hier die freie Implementation. pic.twitter.com/4vjci8gdyy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

DrPhiloponus The Economist | How Germans handle terror: Pure reason economist.com/news/europe/21…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:50 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch SPIEGEL: Herr Professor, in zwei Wochen wird die Welt noch in Ordnung scheinen.
DOC BROWN: Endlich habe ich was erfunden, das funktioniert!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

WIR KLATSCHEN AUF DIE 1 UND AUF DIE 1.5 UND AUF DIE 2 UND AUF DIE 2.5 UND AUF DIE 3 UND AUF DIE 3.5 UND AUF DIE 4 UND AUF DIE 0.5

via Twitter for Android

Der_Postillon Medien zeigen Terroristen und Amokläufer nur noch mit Clownsnase und Hasenzähnen, um Nachahmer abzuschrecken
der-postillon.com/2016/07/clowns…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

tiger_food Respekt, dass Frau Merkel das tausendfach verhöhnte "Wir schaffen das" wiederholt. Ich arbeite jeden Tag an der Umsetzung dieses Vorsatzes.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Philip_Meinhold SPIEGEL: "Herr Professor, vor zwei Wochen schien dieses Zitat von Ihnen noch originell ..."
ADORNO: "Mir nicht."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

alanzeino spend $150 on a fancy pet feeder that doesn’t feed your cat when their servers are offline what a great design pic.twitter.com/ZXMiGuWNFE

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Alteralias Oh look it's @abnor_malik on the BBC News website: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla… (30 sec in) @FamiliaDeLaNoch @edfringe pic.twitter.com/VpYNWKPrtl

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Verfahren eingestellt weil die Polizei Berlin keine E-Mails verschlüsseln kann? Wat? facebook.com/anne.matuschek…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst SPIEGEL: Moin Digga, alles paleddi??
ADORNO: Was los Digga, ahnma wie ich guck und wie ich laber >:(

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Ziel verfehlt: Alte Schule

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Guten Morgen, Berlin.
/cc @BVG_Kampagne pic.twitter.com/Cm7K3Ukzh2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jul 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mattadamkeay Rare photo of the UK leaving the EU. pic.twitter.com/beA3LsJ8f0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:31 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JohnHMcWhorter Do terms for things keep changing because people are annoying? No, it's baked into how language works, I write aeon.co/essays/euphemi…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

edyong209 I finally understand entropy because of this INCREDIBLE interactive explainer by @aatishb aatishb.github.io/entropy/ pic.twitter.com/cDK9cLXMbm

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

posiputt pömpel und rohrreiniger haben mir heute ein sehr befriedigendes glorz-gluck-flonsch! geräusch gesungen. abfluss fließt wieder.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Realisation sprecherbezogener metakontextueller Äußerungen wie Regieanweisungen vs. als Inflektiv. twitter.com/durst/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client

RaunoProps "You'll be president one day"
"No, you'll be president"
"No, YOU'll be president"
"Okay, we'll both be president" pic.twitter.com/q00YAnIars

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Nein, Herbert Mertin hat kein "Verbot von Waffenkäufen im Darknet" gefordert. twitter.com/dpa/status/758…

via Twitter for Android

Inkscape’s “Align and Distribute” dialog, will you marry me?

via Twitter Web Client

hayBEARS i think this is the fresh-off-the-ISS astronaut equivalent of trying to push up your glasses when they're not on. pic.twitter.com/Qu4dWj1gVh

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:23 AM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi DiesesTöten aus nicht terr. Motiven ist ein besorgniserregendes Phänomen. Terrorunverdächtige stärker überwachen. twitter.com/Mandelbroetche…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:49 AM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Boah ist "L'auberge espagnol" nervig. Voll krasses positives LebensGefühl junger gesunder makelloser verpartnerter abgesicherter EU-Bürger.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 1:35 AM, Jul 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

walli5 How Angela Merkel’s open-door immigration policy protects Germany from terrorism in the long-run @Independent independent.co.uk/voices/how-ang…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

lilahv This entire thread... twitter.com/valentin_india…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Deseao Web Design in 4 minutes, an innovative demonstration of simple styling making a massive improvement. jgthms.com/web-design-in-… via @jgthms

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

han_man1927 Wir siezen Aale in einem Boot.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

csswizardry $ git diff --word-diff
Useful if you’re (copy)editing prose (e.g. markdown): pic.twitter.com/EqElDLzZrK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:16 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

OwensDamien I hear you, Sanders supporters who plan to vote Trump. One time I asked for Coke but they only had Pepsi, so I set fire to my head.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:43 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Soldaten auf dem Tahrir-Platz: Der Rosie-Effekt

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst gießt die Milch direkt in den Cornflakescartoon wie in den amerikanischen Kartons immer.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

pecunium This is how structural misogyny works. manfeels-park.tumblr.com/post/147941022… pic.twitter.com/0QIfPtZukR

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

MickyBeisenherz Die CDU Hannover weiß, wie unser Land wieder sicher wird.
(Verdammte Straßennamenwechsel!!111) pic.twitter.com/73jEg4j5bN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn .@hllizi Ich besuche im Sommer Ötzi in Tirol und meine Schwester besucht Lucy in Äthiopien und wir waren uns uneinig, wer von uns "gewinnt".

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Hab heute erfahren, dass man immer sagt "Äthiopien, Wiege der Menschheit". Werde ab jetzt immer "Äthiopien, Wiege der Menschheit" sagen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker känerkinden (V.): Sich an Fragen erinnern, die man sich in der Kindheit immer gestellt hat und nun selber beantwort… labenz.texttheater.net/k%C3%A4nerkind…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:40 AM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Ethikkommission zur Entsorgung von Kinderzeichnungen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Straßenschlacht am Maidan, vergangenen Dienstag: Leidenschaft nach Feierabend

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

trochee Hot DANG that's a frickin' awesome header image, @samim twitter.com/samim/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:44 AM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst besitzt ein Klavier mit grauen Tasten für die Zwischentöne.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:04 AM, Jul 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

neurosophie Nun soll endlich die Mengenlehre verfilmt werden. Til Schweiger spielt die Nullmenge und Veronica Ferres den Allquantor.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

DLF_Forschung Selbstmorde auf Gleisen sinken um 60%, nachdem Journalisten nicht mehr berichten. Eine Strategie gg & ? /c

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zeynep Instead of "AKP emails", Wikileaks dumped private info of ALMOST EVERY WOMAN in Turkey Yes. huffingtonpost.com/zeynep-tufekci… pic.twitter.com/D6cgHaoFd3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Aus unbekannten Gründen finde ich die Formulur "meine Formulur war missverstalnd" gar nicht so missverstalnd.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Smollsassysloth Meet Kurt, he's silently judging you because you ordered decaf. Please just don't. pic.twitter.com/zimG0lt0En

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 4:12 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Der Splainer in meinem Projekt hat in der Datenbank eine eins-zu-eins-Beziehung zwischen Types und Tokens angelegt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Protip: when you tell me you can't offer precise appointments and I have to chase you down, you are telling me that my time is worth zero.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Auf die Frage "Wie wird das Wetter morgen?" antworte ich manchmal, indem ich dieses Stück in voller Länge rezitiere. youtu.be/vugqRAX7xQE

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Moos in Passeier, das: Sammelbegriff für all die kreativen kulinarischen Kleinodien, die niemandem schmecken, die a… labenz.texttheater.net/Moos%20in%20Pa…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kashhill Some bad news: Pixelating and blurring text doesn’t actually work fusion.net/story/327387/p…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

harikunzru I'm still laughing at this, from some pointless immigration argument today. Sure, white people. Totally by the book. pic.twitter.com/6rNF7oe0vm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

erowidrecruiter Next Step: Please let me know if this grotesque pile of waste is coming from me

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Mali_2 Der kausale Zusammenhang zwischen Fremdgefährdung und Hühneraugen ist etwa gleich hoch wie der zwischen Fremdgefährdung und Depressionen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mkrenz How much should you tip an autonomous drone that delivers your pizza?
About 180 degrees.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:38 AM, Jul 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin „Wie geht man in diesen Zeiten mit der Angst um?“

Sie nicht herbeifaseln. My 0.02€.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Und wir können zwar nur 3 Lindy-Hop-Schritte, aber dafür über 20 Lindy-Hop-Gesichtsausdrücke, für die wir viele Komplimente bekommen haben.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Die drei ༎༐ und der verdammte Drecksdrucker.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi @ojahnn Ich hab's als eine Variation auf "aus dem ~ gepellt" gelesen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

@hllizi Muttu @ojahnn.s Reply auf ihren eigenen hier soeben zitierten Tweet als Erklärung heranziehen!

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

tp_1024 Alles wird gut. Wir müssen nur die Leute, die wegen Ausgrenzung und Mobbing depressiv werden, von Computerspielen und Waffen fern halten.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Ich hatte jetzt eine Woche lang impostor syndrome, aber bei der Feier gestern sah ich aus wie Ei. 👍 twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MazMHussain Handful of bombing or shooting attacks in the West & many ready to elect extremists, imagine the effect of years of massacres in Iraq/Syria.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed And *cough* replicating someone's cloze probabilities is no real test of anything worth testing.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed The bulk of the remaining "on paper" exam is testing how well you replicate the test designer's psycholinguistic cloze probability model.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Smollsassysloth Mei ‘k wol oer 👍 twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 10:10 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

How many words Facebook uses to express the concept of liking something, per language.
English: 1
German: 2
Dutch: 3
Frisian: 4

via Twitter for Android

annalist Gut wäre, wenn nach nicht über Verschärfung von ungefähr allem geredet würde, sondern über Jugendliche und was sie brauchen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

THIS. Leistungsgesellschaft abschaffen, schnell. m.welt.de/debatte/kommen…

via Twitter for Android

DrPhiloponus Gute Idee gegen Impftrottel. pic.twitter.com/f8d4TAFi37

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Grundschüler in Brandenburg: Wozu überhaupt Wachstum?

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker sievershütten (V.): Etwas bei dem Versuch, festzustellen, auf welcher Seite es geöffnet ist, ausschütten. labenz.texttheater.net/sieversh%C3%BC…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Viktor_Funk Warum verspricht Bayerns Innenm. mehr Polizisten? Was bringen sie gegen Amokläufer? Warum n. mehr Psychiater oder Sozialarbeiter?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:18 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Weltkontrollverlust "Es sind die Bremsen" mspr0.de/?p=4641

via Twitter for Android

StephenPiment Goodbye, Object Oriented Programming medium.com/@cscalfani/goo…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

sixtus "Wer ist Schuld? Islamisten? Nazis? Linke?"
"Kompliziert dieses Mal. Nimm irgendwas Bewährtes!"
"Computerspiele!" twitter.com/MDRaktuell/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

_Jordan Imagine feeling so strongly that a Democrat must share your perfect ideology that you’re withholding your vote against Trump until she does.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Jul 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst unterscheidet zwischen E-Eis (Cornetto) und U-Eis (Ed v. Schleck).

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GerritKloss Es gibt wahrscheinlich ein grammatisches Paralleluniversum, in dem dieser Satz völlig unauffällig ist. twitter.com/ZwoSchlagzeile…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:04 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Bin später zum Grillen bei Leuten eingeladen, die ich nicht mag. Was trägt man da? Möglichst dick auf, mit Fassung oder leisen Groll in mir?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Eigentlich müsste man Nachrichten ersetzen durch Statistiksendungen, die sowohl Ergebnisse als auch Methode erläutern.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

b0rk i think it's cool that you can take one thing (drawing transit maps) & a small team and decide to beat google at it medium.com/@transitapp/tr…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

futurebird This has been happening for decades. It's not new. My father saw it, my grandfathers too. Only difference is the video.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Found poetry, courtesy of Wikipedia. pic.twitter.com/1C4r3l2Ocu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

trochee Ooh, nice inclusivity tip for us chatty privileged types: when talking to friends at conferences, leave a gap in your circle.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:13 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hunterwalk We're gonna need to turn out on Nov 8th. Please go to calendar & block off time to vote. If ur CEO, consider sending company-wide msg.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mashable British boys find gender bending the best way to beat the heat and their school uniforms on.mash.to/29QwhHB

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:11 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Symbolbild "Pelzige Spinne, die dich fröhlich grüßt, während sie aus dem Waschbecken gekrabbelt kommt". pic.twitter.com/At6WNbqvAL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:04 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Remember those gorgeous Guide To Computing photographs? They're available as prints now! docubyte.co.uk/prints-and-boo… pic.twitter.com/pb2WNzl8Ir

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:03 AM, Jul 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi @texttheater They don't get that there are no states, just bunches of goons with a big following enjoying the freedom to oppress.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater @peterbreuer Mir ist kein Fall bekannt, in dem das nicht schon bei der ersten Toreinfahrt von Erfolg gekrönt gewesen wäre.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@peterbreuer Mir ist kein Fall bekannt, in dem das nicht schon bei der ersten Toreinfahrt von Erfolg gekrönt gewesen wäre.

via Twitter for Android in reply to peterbreuer

Politics is ugly, therefore no government at all is better. Can't make this shit up. cato-unbound.org/2009/04/13/pet…

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn ICYMI: The bots were great last night. pic.twitter.com/U2WysdDfpp

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

FerJohnPeterson We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Jul 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst (Bitte ignorieren – ist nur 'n Referenztweet für den Fall, dass ich mal nachweisen möchte, es bereits Sommer 2016 (!) vorausgeahnt zu haben)

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durst Also ich ahne schon, wie es ausgehen wird.

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labenzticker xiamen (V.): Geräusch und eiernder Bewegungsablauf bei Fahrer und Motorrad, wenn beim für Fußgänger und Fahrer von … labenz.texttheater.net/xiamen

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nsaphra most important endorsement of the season twitter.com/MartinShkreli/…

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"Du musst meinen Freundeskreis als Gesamtkunstwerk sehen."

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@spinfocl Ich habe ein Emoji für diese Ächtung: 🖕

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antjeschrupp gebloggt - Konfliktvermeidende Zustimmung: der freundliche Weg, Feminismus nicht ernstzunehmen. antjeschrupp.com/2016/07/21/kon…

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PennyRed I went to the crucible of swaggering alt-right trolls so you didn't have to. Please send your best puppy pics. medium.com/welcome-to-the…

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frachtschaden @frachtschaden Beim Lesen vergisst man irgendwann, dass es die Briten waren, die sich den Austritt gewünscht haben.

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frachtschaden “She took the washing machine and I kept the furniture.”
theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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durst Ich hasse Favs abgrundtief. Sie befüttern eine Gier nach Aufmerksamkeit, die niemals ganz befriedigt wird und die sie selbst erst erzeugen.

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elonmusk Autopilot prevents serious injury or death of a pedestrian in NY (owner anecdote confirmed by vehicle logs) pic.twitter.com/NceuqckqCK

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labenzticker Drantum, das: Der Grad, zu dem an einer Sache etwas „dran“ ist. Man sagt z.B. von Verschwörungstheorien, dass sie e… labenz.texttheater.net/Drantum

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Pengoblin Nach Gefühlsunfällen mit Herzverletzten sollten die Gedanken stets eine Rettungsgasse für den Humor bilden. Sonst geht es nicht weiter.

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EconTalker Introducing cougars will cost lives but might save more lives via fewer deer. Wildlife version of trolley problem! nytimes.com/2016/07/19/sci…

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NuanceInc A Turing Test alternative shows we have a long way to go for computers to understand us bit.ly/winograd-schem… pic.twitter.com/LZCttcHzKL

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ojahnn Leave it to Allison to perfectly express my feelings today. Writing Java is easy. Setting up a Java project is hard. twitter.com/aparrish/statu…

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arbesman I have a piece in @HarvardBiz on “Why Technologists Should Think Like Biologists” hbr.org/2016/07/why-te…

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OliFer Google announces open beta of Google Cloud Natural Language API cloudplatform.googleblog.com/2016/07/the-la…

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MicroSFF "Pokemon Go enthusiasm has reached its projected peak."
"Good. Now announce the legendary Mewtwo can only be found on Mars."
"Yes, Mr Musk."

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Möglichkeit essen Notwendigkeit auf

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zachwhalen Some brilliant conceptual haiku in this month's Highlights magazine. By Nathan, age 9, . pic.twitter.com/E9UwBrz22z

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twahlin Best Pie Chart I've seen in a while pic.twitter.com/6KfKC4YreW

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ojahnn Was bedeutet "du hast ein gegendertes Wort verwendet"? Ist das Wort...

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texttheater @ojahnn Meine Theorie zu dieser seltsamen Doppelbedeutung: verben.texttheater.net/forum/index.ph…

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iwelsh Contra the propaganda, free riders are a minor problem at the bottom. It is top end free riders who cause problems.

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ojahnn A specific type of people likes to search for those keywords and argue with people who have "wrong" opinions. That's an asshole tactic.

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ojahnn The other best thing is that the bot isn't aggressive. All it does is post opinions about certain topics.

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ojahnn The best thing about this is that someone created an account to manually "troll" that bot. @NoraReed pic.twitter.com/9hPLT5fzkP

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ojahnn The wonderful @NoraReed used @v21's cheapbotsdonequick.com to make a bot that wastes assholes' time. <3

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peterbreuer Interessantes Material in den AKP-Mails auf Wikileaks. 7,6 Zentimeter in wenigen Tagen – warum schweigt die Presse? pic.twitter.com/l8hUW3bV5R

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professorbunsen Großartig! "Mürrische Indifferenz ist eine sehr stabile Abwehrlinie." twitter.com/formschub/stat…

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asayeed I'm personally not against plebiscites, but they could be improved by being set on a scale of 1 to 10 plus "maybe" and "dunno" options.

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@urbit_ Always getting stuck on "awaiting hood" when trying to create my fake zod. :(

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Augstein Über @RenateKuenast Netzmeute und tödliche Polizeigewalt. Es geht nicht um Täterschutz - sondern um unseren Schutz. facebook.com/JakobAugstein/

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frachtschaden Ich wollte ein megaprofessionelles Let's Play machen. Dann ist das iPad umgekippt. pic.twitter.com/pnLj5i2E26

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urbit_ An easy intro to Urbit programming: urbit.org/docs/byte/0/ pic.twitter.com/Uufw3q8owj

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The Trumps are just trolling us. Blatant self-contradiction, fallacies, plagiarism – what do their voters care?

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JMarkMueller Der IS würde sich auch zu schlechtem Wetter bekennen, wenn es ihnen Aufmerksamkeit bringen würde 🙄

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cszabla I'll never get over how "shitstorm" has been adopted by german as a sober newspaper headline word for "controversy" twitter.com/welt/status/75…

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thegermanfor How are these people cracking their eggs though? With a common-or-garden spoon? Unglaublich! twitter.com/HernanBruno197…

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ojahnn Man will sich ein Fünf-Paar-Socken-Pack kaufen und mindestens ein Paar im Pack hat eine völlig unmögliche Farbe. Jedes Mal.

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LibyaLiberty If you're an American confusedly watching the darkest forces of ur nation rally behind a demagogue-maybe u can understand the Mid East now.

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iamspacegirl the first rule of don't fight club is let's talk about it.

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AcademicsSay A good dissertation is a done dissertation. A great dissertation is a published dissertation. A perfect dissertation is neither.

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GNOME just generally sucks at printing.

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OwensDamien Time to drag out my favourite meme again. pic.twitter.com/zo6dd9btrE

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Kategorienfehlercomedy vom Feinsten ♥ twitter.com/oOtrinityOo/st…

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frachtschaden "Schwarze Liste" – sowas macht nur der Ernie Heisterkamp unter den Regierungschefs

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SPIEGELCaptions Mutter Dudek, Sohn beim Klavierunterricht: Gigantische Geldvernichtung

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GideonBoess Gerade noch okay ist hingegen:Gewaltenteilung abschaffen,Medien einschüchtern,Minderheiten+Opposition unterdrücken. twitter.com/ZDFheute/statu…

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jamesiry When the machines rise up to destroy humanity how we we handle the displacement of people who currently have the job of destroying humanity?

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"Dies steigerte die Belustigung der Damen ins Unermessliche." presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/1…

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Mit der richtigen Kaffeesahneschütttechnik klappt das. twitter.com/ATBrokenNews/s…

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@ojahnn Have you tried making a decent bun from an indecent ponytail?

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ojahnn *googelt "beauty standards women why" *

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ojahnn *googelt "how to make decent ponytail" *

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ojahnn *googelt "how to make hair bun" *
"Start with a ponytail. Then you just..."

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ojahnn *googelt "how to wear hair at friend's wedding" *
"Start with a bun. Then you just..."

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@hllizi Stimmt schon. Auch gut ausgenutzt, dass er dieselbe Körbchengröße hat.

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ojahnn *chill, relax, ausruh*
Waaaaaaas, schon 18. Juli???
*anruf, email, ausdruck, unterschreib*

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„Was tun, wenn die eigene Tochter sexy Fotos ins Netz stellt?“ Ähm… nichts? twitter.com/TSPSonntag/sta…

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eoghans HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST TRUMP THING SO FAR youtube.com/watch?v=kyB5CX…

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durst SIND ULRIKEN UNTER MEINEN FOLLOWERN?

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devin_mb trick question, the answer is nobody: society everywhere is going to collapse and rent control with it. pic.twitter.com/srHoAjHm70

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devin_mb guess who’s gonna have a rent-controlled oceanfront apartment when all the glaciers/ice caps melt! pic.twitter.com/CGZicW36wx

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antjeschrupp "Der Attentäter hatte keine Verbindung zum Islam oder Islamismus" - "Das muss ein neuer Trick der Islamisten sein"

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Lotterleben what 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SfBz6DKPMz

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ATBrokenNews Marokko plant Österreich muss in Afrikanische Union

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ATBrokenNews Aus der Milchkrise: Stickstoff im Kaffee als Sommertrend

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plomlompom Da hatte jemand Spaß, das Beispiel-Video zu basteln: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_mus…

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durst Selbstbild als Schuhlöffel, der vor Jahren unbemerkt in einen Gummistiefel gefallen ist, der fast nie getragen wird.

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Doing it right is not a business model.

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asayeed Dubidubidu ich stecke meinen offenbaren Bestechungsumschlag in meine Spinde vor Jeden...

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kathrinpassig @plomlompom Beide Fragen unbeantwortbar.

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frachtschaden Entzug eines Doktortitels wegen Antiplagiaten – Passagen in Anführungszeichen, die nie jemand geäußert hat

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frachtschaden "Die Hauptfigur des neuen Indie-Games 'Üo' ist ein geschlechtloser eindimensionaler Stein aus Holz."

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durst Glücklichsein ist nicht viel mehr, als zu abgelenkt zu sein, um darüber nachdenken zu können, ob man gerade unglücklich ist.

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Lotterleben Probably late to the party, but: neat, twitters iOS client now supports image descriptions too! pic.twitter.com/QvfKnWDMq5

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jackiefloyd @haldaume3 Expecting incoming grads to know the things you already know. Let them bring new abilities in exchange for what you know.

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asayeed ... and only releasing them for gladiatorial activities. Key to the story is the Stockholm syndrome obviously experienced by the prisoner.

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asayeed The player is encourages to capture and enslave an obviously sentient creature, confining them inside a small ball ...

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asayeed Now reading the Pokemon story I am reminded of how deeply disturbing it is.

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@Chaosfux @ojahnn Ich nannte sie "Muggles" (kein Harry-Potter-Bezug intendiert).

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@Chaosfux @ojahnn Stimmt. So hab ich eine Zeit lang immer Männchen gemalt.

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frachtschaden @texttheater In allen acht Ecken sollen Schüler drin stecken.

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durst schmökert in "Der Kuchen, der zu schmecken hatte (und 99 andere Sonntagnachmittagsgeschichtchen)". Erschienen 2016 bei Coppenrath & Wiese.

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Nachdem Lehrer Blöhmeier den 24. frechen Schüler in die Ecke geschickt hatte, konnte er endlich in Ruhe unterrichten pic.twitter.com/gFGsilVHXL

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"Wenn sich strenge Fröste ankündigen, werden große Parkplätze geflutet" de.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

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labenzticker Fulkum, das: Das Luftpolster, das entsteht, während man die Tür eines kleinen, abgeschlossenen Raumes schnell schli… labenz.texttheater.net/Fulkum

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arjache TIL that __FILE__ and friends are in “screaming snake case” github.com/apple/swift-ev…

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ojahnn Endlosschleife. twitter.com/Kaputtmachbot/…

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Kullisti "Strafen gegen 15 Jährige Schüler? Sollen Kinder aus sog. Hartz IV Familien keine weiterführende Schulen besuchen?" gegen-hartz.de/nachrichtenueb…

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Ate four rolls yesterday, still craving more. I'm on a roll.

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amyquispe I may be Latin, but I've also lived in Germany. So yeah.

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amyquispe I'm that friend that asks you when I'm actually supposed to show up.

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"Das Gericht ist fertig, wenn ICH sage, dass es fertig ist!" twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

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That beard, that smile, that shaky voice... Michael Cristofer's portrayal of Evil Corp's CEO lets you see the hooves through the shoe.

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durst steigt in seine protzige Großhirnrinde ein, knallt die Tür zu und fährt knatternd davon.

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President Obama, pardon Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning | Trevor Timm theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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MIT_CSAIL Obama becomes first sitting president to publish academic journal article: for.tn/2a66doA pic.twitter.com/cs6Zv7agxX

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chrisrodz35 We shouldn't be afraid to refer our URM friends because we know they can't fake it in the office, and be friends with white guys like we can

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chrisrodz35 We shouldn't have to be 2x as good/no faults in order to get a foot in the door as @beLaurie was saying.

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ryan_marsh Can confirm. As a combat vet this is maddening. pic.twitter.com/ykyOkqsWDX

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frachtschaden In meiner Timeline gesponserte Werbung für David Hasselhoff und Kampfhubschrauber. Bin ich so leicht zu durchschauen?

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spinfocl Twitter hat immer mehr "Wah, es wird alles immer schlimmer! Ist so!" von Leuten, die wahrscheinlich keine Ahnung haben. Ist so.

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texttheater Der Dönerladen im Stuttgarter Hauptbahnhof heißt Ützel-Brützel.

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SoVeryBritish Procedure when asked something with mouth full:
1. Hand over mouth
2. Chew dramatically
3. Say sorry with eyes
4. Swallow painfully early

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SheepView: campaign to bring Google Street View to Faroe Islands mounts cameras on sheep. npr.org/sections/thetw…

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labenzticker Neuenrost, der: Die besondere Aura der Überholtheit von älteren Gegenständen, die zu ihrer Zeit futuristisch aussah… labenz.texttheater.net/Neuenrost

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RichterHedwig Wir Wohlstandskinder lieben den Glauben, in apokalyptischen Zeiten zu leben. Sorry: Keine Vergangenheit war irgendwie besser.

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MrNobre A Vaporeon popped up in the middle of Central Park and this happened

pic.twitter.com/bSJ6GUvPvh

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cfbolz @texttheater @ojahnn auf englisch dann offensichtlich:
panic - panicking
music - musicking

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"Aus den Einzelteilen können wir doch noch was Kleines zusammensetzen." twitter.com/SPIEGELCaption…

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stporombka Ein vorwitziger Pokémon, der sich in meinem Buch verstecken wollte, aber nicht ahnte, wie schnell es zuklappen kann. pic.twitter.com/QeZXKXskGX

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DrMathochist The homoeroticism alone is staggering. twitter.com/mikeriggs/stat…

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Musik → musizieren
Panik → panizieren

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lousylinguist how much improvement in police-community relations would occur if we removed traffic violations from the responsibilities of cops?

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rambazzotti 2002: Hör' auf Pokémon zu spielen und geh raus..
2016: Hör' auf Pokémon zu spielen und komm rein..

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@jamesiry @jasonbaldridge @deech The example illustrates one of the reasons it's important to (train people to) write *Pythonic* code.

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@jamesiry @jasonbaldridge @deech Not sure what your point is. Are you saying natural-language-style disjunction would make Python easier?

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Lotterleben It was time for a change. :D pic.twitter.com/fMyyriSJ2u

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YorkshireLiff Nunkeeling (ptcpl.v.) pic.twitter.com/soVJj14AUa

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stopbeingfamous *Why aren't these alleged 'good cops' stomping the shit out of the 'bad cops', arresting them, instead of testifying for them in court?

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durst *weimt vor Glück weil isst (((sich))) sicher, die letzen Jahre nicht auch nur 1 überstrapazierten Trend verpasst zu haben von Twister her*

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nsaphra We must build the cyberpunk dystopia in which we want to live. twitter.com/balajis/status…

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gchrupala The surprising effectiveness of character ngram embeddings. Charagram model:
http://128.84.21.199/abs...

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EndBlasphemyLaw MALTA ABOLISHES BLASPHEMY LAW! A victory for free expression: end-blasphemy-laws.org/2016/07/malta-…

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Kaputtmachbot Hab satt, was dich satthat!

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spinfocl K1 hat aufm Handy und klappert jetzt meine alten -Portale ab :D

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eveewing Things I say about some white friends:

He does good work.
I trust her to work on this with us.
I feel comfortable with them.

No 🏆 given.

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eveewing I ain't givin out no woke badges, no ally cookies, no sashes, buttons, or Burger King crowns. Nope nope nope

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eveewing Calling a white person "woke" like it's a status obscures the fact that they can still err, still have room to learn, can still be racist.

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Gedankenbalsam Stellen Sie sich eine Frage:

Wenn ich habe, was Sie suchen, würden Sie es wissen wollen?



pic.twitter.com/6q40SA6FPe

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Tux spec: "imagin[e] a slighly overweight penguin, sitting down after having gorged itself … with a beatific smile" sjbaker.org/wiki/index.php…

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IanDunt Sacrifice your next 5 mins to me & I will tell you everything you need to know about Brexit negotiations politics.co.uk/blogs/2016/07/…

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@texttheater Vorläufig nicht mehr nötig, habe ein Schlafmangelhigh.

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rayway82 Theresa May’s husband steals the show in sexy navy suit as he starts new life as First Man
metro.co.uk/2016/07/13/the…

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labenzticker leverkusen (V.): Bei allem nur Zweite/r sein. labenz.texttheater.net/leverkusen

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astefanowitsch Patentanmeldung "Augmented reality in gamified endoscopy." ist raus.
twitter.com/stefanowitsch/…

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stefanowitsch Connect an endoscope to your smartphone to catch the Pokémon in your heart.

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stefanowitsch We really need a way of representing air quotes in writing.

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rgodfrey "But that would match 'Qhaddhaffi.' No one would use a Qh-pair."
"Sorry Betty, that's a street-legal spelling now. Regex doesn't lie."

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rgodfrey My dream job is probably regex oracle.
"I need to match valid English spellings of 'Gadaffi.'"
"Sure thing, Betty: /\b[KGQ]h?add?h?af?fi\b/"

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liamstack UK new Brexit minister doesn't know EU states can't make their own, independent trade deals with non-EU members pic.twitter.com/7Et9TDZ7Bf

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Hat jemand drei Stunden Schlaf übrig?

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pmarca But sure, go ahead and keep worrying about the Trolley Problem. 😀 twitter.com/nicola_fumo/st…

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rctatman Google’s speech recognition has a gender bias makingnoiseandhearingthings.com/2016/07/12/goo… pic.twitter.com/otrzmxySP9

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benorlin Why not to trust statistics: a guide.

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quantombone We used to be afraid of local minima, and then things changed... pic.twitter.com/5irWb3rnic

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the_maki @mitnichten "Ein Spiel für Jung und Alt: Ist PokemonGo der neue Generationenvertrag? Wir haben Norbert Blüm mit einem Handy durch Berlin-Mit

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«das Nichtnutzen von Diensten sei ein ethisches Distinktionsmerkmal so wie „bio“ kaufen» mspr0.de/?p=4630

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mrwasteland Yesterday we decided a good alternate cyberpunk word for "the cloud" is "the soup," e.g., "your photos are automatically dumped in the soup"

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jennschiffer women in tech roundup = where i try to get a bunch of women in tech to solve their own problems which they did not create FOR FREE

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wordspy fauxmance n. A fake romance, particularly one used to generate publicity for the participants. wspy.ws/faro

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frachtschaden Echte Meinungsfreiheit geht nur, wenn aus Worten gar keine Konsequenzen mehr folgen.

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oOtrinityOo Crimmitschau (Symbolbild) @ Crimmitschau instagram.com/p/BHzPd8kgk_4/

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stfries .@der_rosenkranz @sternde Die Pointe dieser ernst gemeinten Satire erlebt man dann beim Öffnen der Seite. pic.twitter.com/lElEiFMVcx

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labenzticker biel-benken (V.): (von Wohnzimmerschrankwänden nach mehrmaligem Aufbauen) Sich in einem labilen Gleichgewicht befin… labenz.texttheater.net/biel-benken

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Spacekatgal I GOT HUNDREDS OF SERIOUS DEATH THREATS LAST YEAR AND YOU DID NOTHING. THERE WAS A LAW AND ORDER EPISODE ABOUT IT. twitter.com/theintercept/s…

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ugobananas I'm not even sorry. pic.twitter.com/lm9pjV1pET

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jamis I knew this could happen, if only I kept it up with these bow-ties long enough. pic.twitter.com/wZ7LAsKpNd

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SPIEGELCaptions Verbündete Blair, Bush: Die Wilderei geht weiter

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texttheater @ojahnn "Redundantes, verlustbehaftetes Kommunikationsprotokoll, ständig im Fluss"

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@ojahnn "Redundantes, verlustbehaftetes Kommunikationsprotokoll, ständig im Fluss"

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ojahnn Jemand hat mich eben nach einer sechswörtigen Erklärung gefragt, wie Sprache funktioniert, aber ich darf 2 Tage über die Antwort nachdenken.

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frachtschaden Wisst ihr noch, das Miranda-Klasse-Schiff, das bei der Megaweltraumschlacht nicht zerstört wurde? Ich auch nicht.

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thegermanfor The German for areola is der Brustwarzenhof which means breast-wart-courtyard.

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_tessr the Go gopher, in famous poses! pic.twitter.com/mRf9Wa7SqH

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ojahnn Today in another one of my online communities:"Let's discuss whether distributional semantics can account for signifieds or only signifiers"

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The most romantic day of their life turned into a nightmare. Help these two students from fight back: bit.ly/29Edg9b

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Needed: better strategies for sharing a society with "order" personality types. blogs.lse.ac.uk/europpblog/201…

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botty_mcbotface "Thingumabobby McThingumabobface" dominates poll to name new whatchamacallum

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martinlindner @la_flora_negra aber du, oder? dann nenne mir einen fall von , die nicht ins inhumane umgeschlagen ist.

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hellojed Schachmatt, Atheisten! pic.twitter.com/IKGmOJMcr3

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hllizi @hllizi "crowing" sorry.

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hllizi Amazingly growing cock.

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henscheck Riesenbärenklau, aber als Straftatbestand twitter.com/mogelpony/stat…

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ojahnn Rückblick auf "Let's Talk About Bots" enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=236

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texttheater Wir behalten uns vor, Zuschriften sinnwahrend zu schreddern.

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BitcoinMagazine .@urbit_ : The Bold Pitch to Re-Decentralize the Internet, on Top of the Internet btcm.ag/urbit pic.twitter.com/5QiVlQAaCL

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What idiot called it ATM and not cashine?

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:autocmd InsertLeave * set nocul

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srchvrs Another sobering article: people reason via complicated models, but systems only recognize patterns arxiv.org/abs/1604.00289

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whitequark today in unnecessarily 8-bit fields (via @azonenberg) pic.twitter.com/yitzr9PNdn

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tweetsauce 6 weeks
= 6•7•24•60•60 seconds
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= 2•3•4•5•6•7•8•9•10
= exactly 10! seconds

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kevin2kelly OK, what happens when robo cars are common? @janchip has some good ideas about the second order effects. medium.com/hidden-in-plai…

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ladyniasan How to deflect racist abuse towards others in public space if you want to help without getting dragged into conflict pic.twitter.com/cLgcEMHvW4

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"I just goggle in amazement at the batshit that comes out of them" Men Explain <em>Lolita </em>to Me lithub.com/men-explain-lo… via @lithub

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BFriedmanDC Baton Rouge PD looks ridiculous. I never wore so much armor in combat. This is their own community. (Photo: Reuters) pic.twitter.com/clCFFyD6jx

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amyquispe Scrolling through fb feed, saw a pic without a Pokemon in it. Spent several seconds staring at it looking for one.

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Former NYC mayor apparently thinks all people in black neighborhoods do all day is kill each other. nydn.us/29HFf7T

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mikesanz19 LOOOOOOOL FRANCE MUST BE CONFIDENT 😭 pic.twitter.com/s4goViHc5j

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yetzt neulich in der afd... pic.twitter.com/nWWq50csJV

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mjays It’s called “to merkel”. twitter.com/Samfr/status/7…

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Kaputtmachbot Lasse durch, was dich durchlässt!

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Nachtvogel Betroffene: Laßt den Scheiß!
Juristen: Laßt den Scheiß!
Menschenrechtsorganisationen: Laßt den Scheiß!

Groko: Her mit dem Scheiß!

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A scorned lover exacted revenge upon the composer by sneaking into their study and decomposing their latest symphony.

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EU referendum: youth turnout almost twice as high as first thought gu.com/p/4zbkf/stw

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schwarzblond Beste Headline! "BND darf künftig manchmal immer fast alles vielleicht"
m)
spiegel.de/politik/deutsc…

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labenzticker Krebsöge, die: Schlauchartiger Adapter zum Anflanschen von Zigaretten an eine Luftröhrenschnitt-Kanüle. labenz.texttheater.net/Krebs%C3%B6ge

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GillyBerlin Wir haben 10 Tage, 4 Stunden und 1 Minute Zeit, um das Internet in Europa zu retten. savenetneutrality.eu/de/?from=banne…

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slideshowsofie Spauchritter (Falschfahrer)

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Word of the day: frownpurr

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@Ted_Underwood It's more of a science journalism problem than a data science problem, no?

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ojahnn Ich hatte einen Traum, dass der Wiktionary-Eintrag für "erklären" unfassbar lustig war, und dann war ich nach dem Aufwachen erstmal traurig.

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CodepointsNet “Fenceposts” futilitycloset.com/2016/07/05/fen… (or why the Textura didn’t stand the test of time)

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burn.v.03: undergo combustion

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night.n.02: a period of ignorance or backwardness or gloom

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Das bis dato ungeschriebene Motto der Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben, perfekt formuloren von @ojahnn. twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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ojahnn @texttheater Auf Twitter besteht oft die Gefahr, überzuinteragieren.

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@ojahnn Oh, ich meinte nicht, dass die Muster voll produktiv wären. Nur, dass beides vorkommt.

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@ojahnn Mein Lieblingsbeispiel: úmfahren vs. umfáhren.

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@ojahnn unter-, über-, hinter-, wieder-, wider-, durch-, um-, und voll- bilden sowohl Präfixverben als auch Partikelverben.

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wildebees A super villain arrives to take control of the UK

pic.twitter.com/Yn6iYPgC67

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Saendy_Mental Manchen sieht man von weitem an, dass sie bei Tetris versuchen das Quadrat zu drehen.

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derPepo Ja!!! möchte zur mobilen Ansicht wechseln. Danke, liebe Zeitung, dass du mich das fragst, nachdem du die Desktop Seite über 3G geladen hast🙄

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somlu1968 @hanhaiwen ist schon erschreckend, wie heftig die Gegenwehr ist, als wäre einvernehmlicher Sex die Ausnahme

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GerritKloss Das Philosophie-Portal @SPIEGELONLINE über die Sicherheit der Möglichkeit unerwarteter Ereignisse. pic.twitter.com/JCbRFObpvh

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padeluun @sonjdol Sobald das Gesetz endgültig durch und in Kraft ist, werde ich so einen Ausweis beantragen @Conni_Moehring

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SimoneGiertz When people complain that I spend time on building useless things bit.ly/29z8ImP pic.twitter.com/enhHdFNKUT

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@Erbloggtes @SPIEGELCaptions Yup, hab für diese Problemklasse jetzt einen neuen Filter hinzugefügt.

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@climagic Why bother with awk and sed when there is perl?

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Somehow opened the same file in two tabs in the same Kile instance. Now they are both complaining that "another program" modified it.

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the_maki Wenigstens zeigt die offensichtliche Planlosigkeit bei Brexit und Irak, dass es keine Weltverschwörung superintelligenter Bösewichter gibt.

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Kaputtmachbot Tüte ein, was dich eintütet!

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chimeracoder Relevant: it's illegal for hotels to do this. AirBNB skirts decades of progress on anti-discrimination laws. twitter.com/onebrightlight…

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pfausw Llanfairpwll­gwyngyllgogery­chwyrndrobwll­llantysilio­gogogoch (wales) ist übrigen partnerstadt von y (frankreich).

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texttheater @yeahyeahyens British bathrooms are infamous for having separate cold and hot cocks.

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@yeahyeahyens British bathrooms are infamous for having separate cold and hot cocks.

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yeahyeahyens @texttheater cock ist im englischen ne wasserarmatur?

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texttheater 'hahn means "cock" in German and carries the same double meaning' - da weiß der Guardian mehr als ich. m.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2…

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frachtschaden Das wüsste ich aber.
twitter.com/deutsch_falsch…

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Mogotsi Now you're just lying. twitter.com/Deutsch_Falsch…

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Kaputtmachbot Hab gern, was dich gernhat!

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chouxsie Filzpantoffeln, aber als Verb.

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SoVeryBritish Trying to politely end a conversation while your dog runs off towards the horizon

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ParisLees Banning sex work on the grounds that some people are abused & forced into sexual slavery is like banning all factories because of sweatshops

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ojahnn Sie haben mich mit doppelt so vielen Formularen und Bescheinigungen nach Hause geschickt. Ich bin froh, diese Art von Problemen zu haben.

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ojahnn *verstreut dutzende mitgebrachte Formulare und Bescheinigungen auf dem Krankenkassenfilialmitarbeiterinnenschreibtisch*

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ojahnn *übt ihr Sprüchlein für die Krankenversicherungsfiliale* Guten Tag. Ich wüsste gern, was mein Versichertenstatus ist und warum.

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ojahnn Am schlechtesten fand ich am Seminar eigentlich, dass es so gut war. pic.twitter.com/nf21gpP9BJ

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SlossenBoschen Verifikationismus des Wiener Kreises und logischer Empirismus von Ayer werden heute von @BILD herausgefordert. pic.twitter.com/AQL8ZmCdlF

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Heißer Tipp für alle Botinteressierten – diesen Samstag in Essen! twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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peterbreuer Natürlich kann man keinen Pudding an die Wand nageln. Aber zu starke Ergebnisorientierung würde unvergessliche Momente verhindern.

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MattFnWallace It's hard being a straight white guy in 2016. Everything was always supposed to be all about us 100% of the time and it's down to like, 98%.

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@FrueheNeuzeit Discovered a new trick for making normal/insert mode more visually distinct so maybe I’ll learn to love modal editing yet.

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@FrueheNeuzeit True. I’m not ready (yet) to switch from Linux to Emacs ;-) so I’ll keep using Vim for now.

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astefanowitsch Als Student in d. USA zum französ. Stammtisch eingeladen werden: „Als Deutscher bist du in Texas ja quasi Franzose.“

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astefanowitsch Neue Mischsprache : Meine Tochter schreibt mir 🙂* statt :-* oder 😙.

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ATBrokenNews Sieben Tote bei Absturz von Neue Handy-App

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nudd Yeah, Nivea made a robotic seagull that shits sunscreen on you at the beach. adweek.it/29efzgh pic.twitter.com/HKDZtq5AmN

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driainmurray @haldaume3 As an outsider, why? Toy problems (identified as such) can be useful stepping stones. Is babi generally useless, or just not NLP?

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@FrueheNeuzeit It seems to be symptomatic of a design philosophy I don't like.

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weedmuncheese Baby as a Chipotle Burrito. That is all. pic.twitter.com/pfScf0iyF1

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spinfocl @mdemanto Mich Blocken hat der Lauer glaube ich exklusiv.

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frachtschaden Dies ist das Föderationsraumschiff USS Hans Meiser mit der Tagesschau.

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@Pengoblin Wie gut!! Wird jetzt 1 pro Tage veröffentlicht. Habe gerade schon sehr laut über "Dingy St. Clair" gelacht! 😂

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@FrueheNeuzeit I think this would only affect the GUI version of Emacs.

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Being German, I sure don't want things to unexpectedly expand to something in my history. twitter.com/climagic/statu…

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Did some maintenance on @SPIEGELCaptions, now working with all data that is available and easy to extract with pdf2txt (1996-2015).

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Kaputtmachbot Heiß gut, was dich gutheißt!

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rheinbahn_intim "Meine Rache wird hart und fest, Marcel! Ich kann dich auf Instagram 50-70% mehr blamieren als wie in der Schule!"
(Lisa,12)

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Sternenrot In der Bahn hat eine Mutter ihre Kinder gerade Kind 1 und Kind 2 genannt.

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@FrueheNeuzeit To clarify, I start emacs with emacs -nw, runs inside terminal

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SPIEGELCaptions EU-Kommission in Brüssel: Flirrend, wirbelnd, diszipliniert

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@FrueheNeuzeit My config is a clean slate. ;_; Admittedly my 1-line ~/.emacs is on a slow NFS but still... why...

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After almost a decade of using Vim, I still think modal editing is a pain. But what other editor is there that isn't fundamentally bloated?

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Thought I'd give Emacs a try. For minimal UI, disabled menu bar. Still shows for ~.5s on startup before being hidden. Not impressed.

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Pengoblin Erstmal dem @texttheater für seine wunderbare Fortsetzung des Wörterbuches des Labenz die jahrelang gesammelten Einträge senden...

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kathrinpassig Hurra! Neulich vorgeschlagen, und schon steht es mit Ortsnamen ausgestattet in einem der allerbesten Wörterbücher: twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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Kaputtmachbot Bring voran, was dich voranbringt!

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Neue Labenze von @kathrinpassig: "steinkimmen (V.)" und "Bretstein, der" labenz.texttheater.de/B#Bretstein

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katecrawford HUGE. A bug in fMRI software may invalidate 15 years of research. It was producing false positive rates of up to 70% theregister.co.uk/2016/07/03/mri…

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ra thank you for joining us mr nasser do you have any recommendations for public signage?
yes mr chairman i have a few pic.twitter.com/1MbT4SpwdV

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ra my favorite street signs are easily the street signs that warn you about other street signs pic.twitter.com/1z2Jg8cnpJ

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janexwang There is currently a rap battle going on between @ylecun and @boredyannlecun twitter.com/ylecun/status/…

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AcademicsSay Why university websites suck | @qui_oui | universityaffairs.ca/opinion/specul… | Image: XKCD pic.twitter.com/rBQUQzpynv

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ojahnn Zum Vergleich hier ein Ausschnitt aus dem letzten Paper, das ich vor diesem gelesen habe. pic.twitter.com/3pqSflSxv1

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ojahnn Mein Germanistikseminar ist an sich gar nicht schlecht, aber die Literatur fühlt sich vergleichsweise seltsam an. pic.twitter.com/v25uSulAwM

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Argh, the latest Chromium facelift needlessly made the address bar font smaller.

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Kaputtmachbot Lies gegen, was dich gegenliest!

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@silbermund @Nachtvogel Haha! Das Parlament hat den Rat allerdings schon aufgefordert, die Reihenfolge zu ändern.

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SwiftOnSecurity "With Uber, everyone will only work when they want!"
"But what if I get pregnant?"
"We'll put you in the Birthing Commune."
"Wait, what?"

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Das schlägt doch nirgends auf. ( für: das bringt doch nichts zu Wege, das hat doch keinen Sinn)

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DerekinBerlin What a difference a vote makes: pre- and post-Brexit referendum, Danish support for continued EU membership jumps from 59.8 to 69%

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Chomsky: This sentence is meaningless.
Chinese artist: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
(Didn't manage colorless but still!) pic.twitter.com/rgCnf3vMJg

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Kaputtmachbot Erkenne wieder, was dich wiedererkennt!

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ChrisBrosnahan Man who called for referendum: RESIGNED
Man who called referendum: RESIGNED
Man who led campaign: RESIGNED

Responsibility in 21st Century.

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venohr Cool app! Drag&drop countries on a projection and see how they shrink or grow thetruesize.com pic.twitter.com/b4DMwfqHtQ

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SchlimmeHelena "Wir machen zuhause ja alles selber!"

"Auch Pornos?"

Konversation für das Kindergartensommerfest üben. So wichtig.

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zeynep "Industries disappearing & new ones appearing" is not some smooth process. We have one and a half examples, and we almost did the world in.

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zeynep Or we barely survived the industrial revolution—massive upheaval & global wars—and vague optimism isn't called for? twitter.com/levie/status/7…

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benni_b Fließendes Wasser: Eine schlimme und gefährliche Technologie, die die Menschen vereinzelt! Mit wem soll ich jetzt am Dorfbrunnen plaudern?

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Kaputtmachbot Brich entzwei, was dich entzweibricht!

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zeitweise Wie komme ich jetzt am besten von Tegel nach Schönefeld? Mit dem Flugzeug?

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ojahnn Hier meine Partikelverben github.com/ojahnn/german_… @texttheater @sarefo & der dadurch entstandene Bot: @Kaputtmachbot twitter.com/Kaputtmachbot/…

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oOtrinityOo Von welcher Seite kopiert ihr die korrekte Schreibweise von Béla Réthy?

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astefanowitsch Das war gestern bei Belgien gegen Bulgarien echt leichter. :(

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astefanowitsch Finde es schwer, die Mannschaften auseinander zu halten, diese blau-weiß-roten Nationalflaggen sehen für mich alle gleich aus.

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dirk_hovy In reality, failure is probably 80% of science, but it doesn't fit our "scientist as genius" stereotype. twitter.com/colleen_mary_c…

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vassility „Natürlich kannst du den Akku hier laden; aber eines Tages, möglicherweise jedoch nie, werde ich dich um eine kleine Gefälligkeit bitten.“

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hllizi @stefanolix Ich empfinde dieses ad hominem als skandalös. Also mit gutem Beispiel vorangehen und schweigen?@texttheater

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ojahnn Not sure if Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben or Wiktionary. *freuert* de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_sta… pic.twitter.com/xCAmXoyD9J

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@ojahnn Im deutschen Wiktionary steht glaubich alle benötigte Information, wenn auch in keinem sehr handlichen Format.

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@ojahnn Wüsste ich auch gern! Sagst du's mir, wenn du eine findest?

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pmarca The perpetually missing headline: "Capitalism worked okay again today, and most people in the world got a little better off."

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techniktagebuch Etwa seit 2000, andauernd - Das Foto als Beweismittel im Digitalzeitalter tmblr.co/ZydXMo28jcNt-

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Die Timeline ist mein Dancefloor.

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Mein Kühlschrank war kaputt und jetzt habe ich statt Sprühsahne Sprühkäse.

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K-Schränk und Icy versorgen euch mit gechillten Beats

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Bio-Kartoffel-Wedges, gebacken auf dem Dieselmotor

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labenzticker Salzburg, die: Eine → Würzburg, wenn der Pfeffer leer ist und keine Zahnstocher mehr da sind. labenz.texttheater.net/Salzburg

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ATBrokenNews Steiermark: Güterzug durch Algenplage entgleist

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ojahnn As you can see, it's about feelings of emptiness and the ability (or inability) to even.

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ojahnn Here's a very personal piece. A poem I wrote about my feelings, in valid Clojure. pic.twitter.com/RF6uCmY5EX

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Jago and the Arsonauts

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SPIEGELCaptions Toter in der Region von Odaka: Natürlicher Aspirant auf den Preis

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SMBCComics A really attractive partner smbc-comics.com/comic/what39s-…

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frachtschaden Als Schiedsrichter immer eine Scheibe Bärchenwurst dabei haben, falls sich ein Spieler Aua gemacht hat.

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montalin Next Generation Library Systems in Europe: Sweden pic.twitter.com/72TCFVvPY4

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SethGrimes My version: BMW Announces Self-Driving Car, Day After Hundreds Killed in Accidents Involving Human Drivers. twitter.com/KarimEU/status…

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alqaeda Drones killed ~2x as many civilians as died in . Will you all be changing your FB icons any time soon?

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SPIEGELCaptions Methadon-Ausgabe für Frauen: Erfolge gegen Karies und Baktus?

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ojahnn Kommt alle! Einladung zu Let's Talk About Bots! am 9. Juli im Unperfekthaus \o/ enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=235

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Geekprinzessin Meine neuen Freunde kennen mich schon so gut, dass sie automatisch "Nein" sagen, sobald sie mich irgendwas bekletterbares angucken sehen.

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shebanq_ s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/pfigshare-u-fi…
Repeat vs replicate vs reproduce vs reuse

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"früher gerne mal vergessen, dass es (…) nicht im mindesten darauf ankommt, ob die [Schüler/innen] etwas (…) lernen" herr-rau.de/wordpress/2016…

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Ihr seid von Herzen zu unserer Trauerei ausgenötigt.

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Warum treiben manche Schäfer ihre Herden immer noch mit Hunden an? Es gibt doch längst Induktionsherde.

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: "I felt a connection with the reviewer." Thaaaaaat sure as hell doesn't happen every day.

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posiputt gibt es eine würdevolle art, unter windows ssh zu benutzen? putty ist ja ein elend.

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leyawn i have been watching a lot of soccer this week and have some ideas on how to make it better. i give you soccer 2 pic.twitter.com/04OLBsL6sg

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jodie__martin Is there a word for the opposite of anniversary? A year until something happens? A Pre-anniversary? Preversary?

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Hi @audible, just canceled my membership. To get me back, negotiate global deals with more publishers. Geoblocking sucks.

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PÄPSTE FORDERN: KLONT GOTT!

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UKPLab CfP: SemEval-2017 Shared Task on Puns logological.org/puns pic.twitter.com/e7QPonZaZZ

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I have several close friends whose e-mail address I don’t have. Unthinkable in 2011, normal in 2016.

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"Im Jetzt leben: Wenn du die Zeit spüren willst, sei ungeduldig." titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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bznotes LOL. Made my day. pic.twitter.com/34hHdbsiOt

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bassena Witzigerweise geht's FPÖ nun ähnl. wie : Sie haben "versehentl." gewonnen, wo Niederlage strateg. hilfreicher gewesen wäre.

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doberah Germany's @BILD quotes a Theresa May staffer as saying “Mrs May is like Mrs Merkel – just without the sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll”.

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personaldebatte "Mein zweiter Name ist Gefahr!"
"Jürgen Gefahr Kasulke?"
"Jürgen Gefahr Teppich Kasulke. Mein dritter Name ist Teppich."

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MagicRealismBot An entrepreneur is found dead in a locked room. Next to him is a grandfather clock and an embittered panther. Can you explain what happened?

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