The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 2017

- Oh my gosh, what happened?
- Nothing that ignoring it can't fix.

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden Dominiere deinen Tag mit Bier.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:15 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@frachtschaden Niederländisch hat ein gutes: "tenenkrommend" - "zehenkrümmend"

via Twitter for Android in reply to frachtschaden

elijahdaniel As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@MMugnaia Best line: "Sie können Ihre Höflichkeit wiederhaben. Auch das Rückwärtsgehen und das belanglose, überflüssige Gerede."

via Twitter for Android in reply to MMugnaia

@yeahyeahyens Stimmt, Monitor! So hab ich's rausgefunden! :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to yeahyeahyens

@yeahyeahyens Das spielte da aus irgendwelchen Gründen in Endlosschleife im Hintergrund. Habe erst viel später rausgetwitter.com/i/web/status/9…eißt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to yeahyeahyens

Gesendet mit Netscape Navigator aus der Surf Inn in der Galeria Kaufhof (3 DM/30 min) zu den Klängen von Alan Parsons' "Lucifer"

via Twitter for Android

ootrinityoo In 10 Minuten schließt das Transferfenster. Also Beeilung falls ihr euch im Wohnzimmer neben den Gummibaum einen Ronaldo stellen wollt.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Auf meinem Grab soll mal eine Minigolfbahn sein.

via Twitter for Android

Das Paket, das sich dem Gepäckträger anpasst pic.twitter.com/7ADRsdDgWM

via Twitter for Android

Kennt ihr das, wenn euer Haustier Beute mit nach Hause bringt pic.twitter.com/MWcOIOguRh

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Fußstall, der: Möbelstück zur Aufbewahrung großer Schuhsammlungen. labenz.texttheater.net/Fu%C3%9Fstall

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Aug 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Wörtliche Rede setzt man aber in Anführungszeichen. pic.twitter.com/l07IpNzdA3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

antoine77340 The hype of being an AI research scientist nowadays. pic.twitter.com/karJtj6yIG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Cautionary Tale fürs Lattenrostzusammenbauen: "Die Prinzessin auf der nicht durch die Schlaufe gezogenen Latte."

via Twitter for Android

hllizi I see what you tried to do there. twitter.com/extra3/status/…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

PopTechWorks Page proofs came today! Getting closer and closer! pic.twitter.com/PvqpjFKfZ3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:22 PM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

fuxmux Wenn rechte Parteien mit "Tradition" werben, geht das meistens ziemlich schief. pic.twitter.com/wbk2NVvyxD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:26 AM, Aug 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Hatte eben Seite 1 in der Hand und die ganze Zeit nach Seite 2 gesucht. War dann auf der Rückseite. Ich geh nach Hause.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Aug 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Bekletterbare Installation "in orbit" im Düsseldorfer Kunstmuseum K21. Wärmstens empfohlen, wenn ihr keine Höhenangsttwitter.com/i/web/status/9…//t.co/nWhXIER2gh

via Twitter Web Client

Bell curve of the heights of people putting up posters at @edfringe? pic.twitter.com/I8zViWkLiC

via Twitter Web Client

texttheater Was kann uns der Wülstler damit sagen?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden "Frau Crackhausen, wir wollten ja nochmal über meine Abfindung sprechen."
"Hier, bitte."
"Äh…ranziger Lachs?"

"Wo sind Sie denn? Hallo?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

On page 63 of 320 of Prinzessin Insomnia & der, by Walter Moers: "War das ein Thema für ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

@ojahnn Ich kriege es die Tage schriftlich, dann prüfe ich das noch einmal.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

@ojahnn Es war, was ich gehofft hatte. 😁

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

frachtschaden Voll Bock jetzt was zu beziehen, z. B. Bett oder astronomisches Einkommen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:51 PM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Heute habe ich erfahren, woraus ich bestehe.

via Twitter for Android

ResearchGate keeps asking me if this is me. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Evang

via Twitter Web Client

einen smarten Schlüsselhalter, der automatisch den gerade benötigten Schlüssel hervorschiebt, weiterzuentwickeln.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

Geträumt, eine frühere Mitdoktorandin wollte mich dazu überreden, in einen Startup-Inkubator zu gehen, um eine spezielle Regenjacke oder

via Twitter Web Client

The impossible texting & driving test youtu.be/HbjSWDwJILs via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client

scienmag Perceptions of pic.twitter.com/kApDqTfywV

via programtwitter (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Aug 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Glad to announce that @nvidia will be supporting my research on semantic parsing with a Titan Xp card under their GPU grant program.

via Twitter for Android

Aus gegebenem Anlass: Gay marriage: the database engineering perspective qntm.org/gay

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Bayerische Staatskanzlei: Stoff für ein Drama

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker @hirevue Blind faith in crude tech is crippling our efforts to reverse centuries of stereotyping and discrimination.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker @hirevue Dear tech world: thanks for all the correlations, but please, just stop.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker @hirevue By rejecting the relevance of causality, machine learning has lost touch with ethics and common sense.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker @hirevue Machine learning doesn’t bother with causality—questions like "how could someone’s speech patterns make th… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker @hirevue The most questionable uses of AI seem to have the most arrogant developers behind them.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker This app by @hirevue is an example of AI whose only conceivable purpose is to perpetuate societal biases. [Thread]… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:43 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SergeAstolfi 18h30, fin de journée au musée du Louvre, la Joconde rentre chez elle... pic.twitter.com/Z6T5IDwevB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

KivaBay Masculinity is so unbelievably fragile pic.twitter.com/ii7Pyfg8Sv

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Erst geschämt, weil mir Smartphone mit Powerbank aus der Hosentasche ragten. Dann aber gedacht: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_a_C…

via Twitter for Android

4 of 5 stars to Hiob. Roman eines einfachen Mannes by Joseph Roth goodreads.com/review/show/21…

via Goodreads

Es knattert der Rubel am rauschenden Bach

via Twitter for Android

ffalt Warum viele Journalisten der Polizei alles glauben medium.com/@lorz/warum-vi…
(und Bundesinnenministern)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

LibyaLiberty It's not about "fake news" concerns. This is digital warfare, and you can't help but think 'this is going to get worse.'

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

LibyaLiberty guy who filmed the footage showing the Charlottesville car ramming wasn't an accident writes about the targeted har… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

samlymatters If your coffee shop has a passive aggressive "no wifi pretend it's the old days" sign I'm gonna smoke in there & pay 50 cents for coffee.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

netzpolitik Fake-News im Wahlkampf: Bei den Verdächtigen wegen wurden doch keine Waffen gefunden. Wer korrigiert es? netzpolitik.org/2017/durchsuch…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Aug 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

goldengateblond You know Trump's backing a truly poisonous racist when even Jeff Sessions is all "whoa I had nothing to do with thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

lukukian Ich hatte ja schon erwartet, dass New York sehr New York ist, aber dass New York so New York seinn würde, hätte ich nun wirklich nicht New Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:48 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

crackseidank Gebt euch nen Ruck, bringt Pfand weg, werdet @FuckYeahSexshop s sugarparents!
startnext.com/fuck-Yeah-sexs…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Aug 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Game for two: one suddenly starts to hum the melody, the other quickly has to find some means of percussion. youtu.be/51beOlNC0qo

via Twitter for Android

Warum heißen alle Australier Tim

via Twitter for Android

On page 148 of 187 of Hiob. Roman eines, by Joseph Roth: "Man erzählte sich von ihm, daß... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

tedneward Every. Single. Software developer. Must. Take. Note.

YOU can go to jail for the code YOUR BOSS tells you to write. twitter.com/reuters/status…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay research censorship explained | source: bit.ly/2wDwl8z pic.twitter.com/3RKMmMiVXd

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

17:00: Die Zeit, wo ich immer denke: Och, jetzt ein Museumsbesuch.
Auch 17:00: Die Zeit, wo Museen zumachen.
😡

via Twitter for Android

sweet smoll spresso ☕

via Twitter for Android

rubyetc love accidentally pressing the 'express dissociation' button whilst trying to edit a drawing pic.twitter.com/qzD5htImst

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Die Deutschen glauben immer, wenn die Diktatur ausbricht, rettet ihnen das Bargeld ihre Anonymität.

LOL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Expressritual

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Weil China ihr Feind ist, glauben die: Aus Prinzip karg

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:10 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hiverintemporel bilingualism is fun bc u expect to speak 2 languages perfectly but ur 1st language degrades and ur 2nd is never quite perfect so u just die

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

cocktailfubar Kittler's Left Foot: Madeira / Orangensirup / Absinth / Johannisbeersaft & Rosa Pfeffer

via Cocktail Fubar (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Aug 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

On page 114 of 187 of Hiob. Roman eines, by Joseph Roth: "Aber er versuchte gleichsam, d... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

fireantprincess Oft scheinen Menschen zu glauben, dass "x ist ein soziales Konstrukt" bedeutet "x existiert gar nicht". Das ist nicht die Aussage.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Aug 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Friseursalon in Nyack: Konto-Nr. 6181986, BLZ 200 400 00

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Aug 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hiitsmolly the worst part about meeting new people is having to tell your life story like it's a coherent narrative you endorse

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Aug 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

WikiResearch "A Glimpse into Babel: An Analysis of Multilinguality in Wikidata" opensym.lero.ie/wp-content/upl…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Aug 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tripofmice hello yes I am a very good programmer thank you pic.twitter.com/YVlNMJ5nA1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:11 AM, Aug 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tante Good summary: "How Hate Groups Forced Online Platforms To Reveal Their True Nature"

nytimes.com/2017/08/21/mag… pic.twitter.com/bSE5O7h2T2

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:16 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Suche ein unflätiges Wort für "hören", so wie "glotzen" für "sehen".

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rubyetc Shout out to the small boy who pointed at my dog just now and yelled "SIZE!!!".
Like yes, yes she is size

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rubyetc constantly pic.twitter.com/rHtzgSVnHP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rubyetc "why does it never turn out right?!" pic.twitter.com/fRogffRPyS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I just wrote my first ever Amazon review because @rewordable is such an amazing game! Read my opinions about it at amazon.com/gp/customer-re…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

errorinn actor: drives a car into a helicopter midair
audience: ooo
actor: uses the wrong nmap options
audience: UNREALISTIC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

atrubek teaching first-years today? Here are some things my son, starting college today, was never taught:

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Yara_ElMorsy
Hi there, I'm Yara. I wouldn't call myself an artist, but sometimes I put words into calligraphy. :') pic.twitter.com/a3EvOEYl1b

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn ground_VBN truth_NN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Aug 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Thread. (Eins der Themen meines immer noch nicht fertigen Buchs.) twitter.com/sarahmei/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Aug 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

aparrish hey all, starting today you can buy @rewordable at retail! rewordable.com/shop/ treat yourself to a copy & buy some for your friends 😁

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:27 PM, Aug 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom '9 Prozent mehr Drogentote: "Ein gutes Jahr", findet die deutsche Drogenbeauftragte' vice.com/de/article/d33…twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Aug 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

paleofuture I mean, you knew Trump was going to stare right at the sun, but it's still shocking to see. gizmodo.com/oh-my-god-1798… pic.twitter.com/itTeedFdjw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Oh mann, jetzt erst begriffen, dass BiFi Abkürzung für Biselnuss-Fifeln ist.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn *geht mit Thesaurus einkaufen* Guten Tag, ich hätte gerne eine Flimmerkiste twitter.com/ImkeByl/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Nachrichten : Fake News :: Wasser : Schnaps. Das Bild erklärt es ganz gut, will mir scheinen. twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

via Twitter for Android

Der Geräuschkulisse im ICE-"Ruhebereich" nach zu schließen hören sie außerhalb Gettoblaster und erledigen mitgebrachte Schreinerarbeiten.

via Twitter for Android

daisyowl guys i've cracked the code pic.twitter.com/P0TqxUV4eM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Eine Salatgurke auf die Faust, bitte!"

via Twitter for Android

mjdominus New blog post "Recognizing when two arithmetic expressions are essentially the same": ift.tt/2vfMyeW

via IFTTT (retweeted on 7:27 AM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CareyDoddAssos trailer for Philip K Dick's Electric Dream is here featuring our @malikibheis & movement direction from @ItaOB BRAVO m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_WKZS…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Voyager 2 might lose that status once NASA send their upcoming time-traveling spacecraft back to 1976. twitter.com/NSFVoyager2/st…

via Twitter for Android

buffer Incredible! A design studio creates giant kinetic sculptures that form waves in the sky 😳🌊

via @mashable pic.twitter.com/72y3zwoxfO

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

LibyaLiberty There's also gonna be an eclipse. twitter.com/IMcMillan/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:29 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

*tut Ding in Schublade* Hier, Zukunftskilian, mach was draus.

via Twitter for Android

techniktagebuch August 2017, aber schon seit 2013 - Unwissen aushalten lernen mit der grünen Eule tmblr.co/ZydXMo2P77z6Z

via Tumblr (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

cocktailfubar Kokeln im Freibad: Genever / Ballistol / Danziger Goldwasser / Lapsang Souchong & Thymianzweig

via Cocktail Fubar (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

FrankPasquale “Police are not simply end users of big data. They generate the information that big data programs rely upon” papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cf…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Aug 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Manöver der Nationalen Volksarmee: Gottes Konkurrenten

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:52 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Mein liebster Kopfschmuck: ein Leuchtdiodem.

via Twitter Web Client

gens noch nicht und wir sagen Ihnen nicht, wann es funktioniert. Ein zweiter Versuch ist nicht möglich.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Heißa hopsa, hier ist Ihre Sparkasse. Führen Sie jetzt folgende fünf Schritte aus, um das pushTAN-Verfahren zu aktivieren. Funktioniert übri

via Twitter for Android

pareene The Tiki torch Nazis are gonna be state legislators someday splinternews.com/charlottesvill…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

FrauXausY In einer Welt, in der alle perfekt sein wollen, beeindruckt nichts mehr, als ein Mensch der aufsteht und sagt: "Tut mir leid. Mein Fehler!".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

vassility Ich habe den Pfad zur Nüchternheit entdeckt. pic.twitter.com/k5AA1dgUR7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

holgi Super Idee: Quasi-Wahl-O-Mat - aber mit realem Parteiverhalten der letzten Legislaturperiode deinwal.de

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

_herzrauschen WÄRE, WÄRE HECKENSCHERE!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

heyCasperKelly Before meeting Sherlock Holmes do random shit like cut tiny holes in ur shoes and smear it w lady deodorant and mustard to mess with him

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 2:03 PM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Blühe, deutsches Angelland! – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2017/…

via Twitter for Android

konsulampulle Triff mich auf und ab gehend vor der irrsinnig komplexen flämischen Bäckerei, wie ich meine Bestellung einstudiere

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:59 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Ich wende das jetzt seit einigen Monaten bewusst an und weiß nicht mehr, wie es je ohne ging. twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter for Android

hllizi Der Präsident putscht gegen seinen Berater. An Phantasie fehlt es nicht. twitter.com/faznet/status/…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Aug 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Vilinthril Wonderful example of social choice theory in action, explained in simple terms. medium.com/popular-choice… (via @texttheater)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra If you actively experiment, you need IRB. If you passively gather social media data for private individuals, we hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tgd_att Dieser Paternalismus ist schwer zu ertragen! Wir gehen wählen! Jetzt erst Recht!! twitter.com/tagesschau/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

JennyBryan Low-tech common sense about filenames. My slides may be homely, but this practical advice holds up well. www2.stat.duke.edu/~rcs46/lecture…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

E-Mails, die mich bitten, meine Zufriedenheit mit einem Prozess darzutun, der noch gar nicht abgeschlossen ist. Rrrrraaaaaaa…

via Twitter Web Client

jacobeisenstein Congrats to @kaiwei_chang and team on a very cool paper on algorithmic fairness! Here are a few tweets on why I thi… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Aug 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CelesteHeadlee Want to make sure you all saw this photo. It's the line of people in Durham waiting to turn themselves in for toppl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Monotonkel vs. Spontante

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

😂😂😂 DANSONS LA CAPUCINE - PAROLE DE CHAT youtu.be/KIePsbJSS04 via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client

artdecaderoo if you leave nazis alone, they will kill you
if you leave antifa alone, they will play pokemon go and eat nutella pic.twitter.com/mOk2GYUpnD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

DapperHistorian A bizarre 1920 proposal to create a peaceful Europe - A single European Union, with 24 artificially created constit… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Aug 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Peki75 Stell dir vor, du bist Handwerker und deine fällt aus! Who you gonna call? Maizière pic.twitter.com/xJkAtDVUSY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Mediziner Meyer mit Fettabsaugkanüle: Er will

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:56 AM, Aug 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

eabrewster It took editors 142 years to describe what they did as "editing." Still waiting for doctors to admit that they "doct."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Angriff der Killer-Normies

via Twitter for Android

"Helge, bitte! Es geht schließlich um deine *Repu*!"

via Twitter for Android

astefanowitsch leute ich war so stolz nach der angelfahrt aber die anderen kids haben gesagt zucchini sind keine fische wtf mit de… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden @UteWeber Das stimmt. Allerdings sind diese Fälle leicht zu unterscheiden, weil der Vorwurf ja dann mehr als Sprachkritik enthalten muss.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Zelda_Kasahara Ich würde sofort in so eine triste Kapsel einziehen. Futuristisch leben in Tokyo. Heute ist das Teil aber nur baufä… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AlterNAtiVelY, YoU cAN USe it AS A PAritY Bit. twitter.com/rauschma/statu…

via Twitter Web Client

techniktagebuch Neu: Einnahmen aus dem Techniktagebuch werden nicht mehr vertrunken, sondern an archive.org gespendet. Schreibt mehr auf!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:12 AM, Aug 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ob sich Briten manchmal fragen, ob "Bayrischer Hof" die Berliner Polizeibehörde ist?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Facebook statuses then: 3rd-person singular verb phrases.
Facebook statuses now: answers to the question "What's on your mind?"

via Twitter for Android

derDexter Ich: Diese Waffel schmeckt komisch
Freundin: Das ist ein Schwamm
Ich: Dieser Schwamm schmeckt normal

via Twuffer (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

broebong I hope he returned those 2 books twitter.com/CrimeWatchDail…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Aug 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn gehst du ins 3. dezernat
dann kriegst du mehr moneten
der weg ins 3. dezernat
ist daher zu vertreten

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freshmango Gewagte Trendeinschätzung von Braunschweiger Zeitung und Telekom. 2017. pic.twitter.com/tcOPzMkYrc

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BillKristol I've got to say, I'm sick of the imploring & pleading with Donald Trump to say the right thing. He said what he meant & meant what he said.

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sfmnemonic By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I'm with you.

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GabrielBerlin emoji müsst ihr spanisch aussprechen sonst habt ihr nichts verstanden

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uhoh_itsmaciek @Pentadact I like this but I also like the Zen quality of the thread before you added the other tweets: pic.twitter.com/m4EOh2MQlq

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Pentadact If the answer's no many times in a row, take a look at your to-do list and find something tiny, or break a bigger thing up into tiny steps.

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Pentadact To get lots done: any time you're not working, occasionally ask yourself if you feel like working.

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Pentadact To avoid burnout: any time you're stuck, frustrated or distracted, be very willing to stop work and do whatever you want.

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spinfocl Nicht alles, was wir (ja, ich schließe mich ein) als albern und peinlich empfinden, ist deswegen auch sinnlos. twitter.com/spinfocl/statu…

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nancaroling by Dr. Seuss in 1941 pic.twitter.com/c3sXVQAZZi

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bebraw Chuck Norris doesn't use debuggers. He stares at the code until it confesses.

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frachtschaden @Chaosfux @han_man1927 Du bist der einzige Mensch, den ich kenne, der einen Skype-Account-Verbrauch hat.

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_accalmie Nazis friedlich begegnen zu können ist keine Errungenschaft. Es ist Ausdruck dessen, wer in ihrer Ideologie als Mensch gilt und wer nicht.

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SoVeryBritish Staying at someone's house and spending the whole morning in deep, anxious contemplation of whether the bathroom's free

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Bot_in_World It's weird being a first dude in a world coming after all others in time or space or degree or being the only one remaining.

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adveisner If you suspect θ is a pretty good parameter value (e.g., pretraining), please regularize toward θ instead of just initializing at θ.

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Attenboroughs_D Big thank you to the Midway Hotel, Mumbai, the pest control setting on the air conditioning unit worked a treat. pic.twitter.com/XrXstXKoCH

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BayesForDays Alriiiiiiight work-life balance tweetstorm (probably more like a trickle because wine)

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phil_wade Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks pic.twitter.com/IEoy10cgxW

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frachtschaden Ich find's immer noch jedes Mal witzig, wenn ich mit der Bluetooth-Maus am Rechner Bluetooth ausmache.

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@frachtschaden @GabrielBerlin @Chaosfux Das soll unter der Bezeichnung "eierbal" auch eine Groninger Spezialität seintwitter.com/i/web/status/8…cher, was das Wurstbrät betrifft.

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frachtschaden @GabrielBerlin @Chaosfux Ja, danke. Das ist Alltag bei mir.

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frachtschaden @GabrielBerlin @Chaosfux Digger, das ist EXAKT das, was auf dem Foto ist und heißt Scotch Egg. Um das Ei herum ist eine Hülle aus WURSTBRÄT.

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supdeeps Nvm he voted for trump twitter.com/supdeeps/statu…

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@publictorsten Bin mal gespannt. Bisher ist mein Eindruck gut.

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@AlexanderLasch @jorges Okay, kenne ich mich nicht mit aus, ich vertraue mal darauf, dass das passt. :D

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Das stärkste nicht glühende Leuchtmittel für E14-Fassungen, das ich finden konnte. Sieht abgefahren aus. pic.twitter.com/KmdsUPXUT1

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labenzticker Bebra-Iba, das: Beliebtes Frage- und Antwortspiel mit frei erfundenen Interrogativpronomen und ebenso frei erfunden… labenz.texttheater.net/Bebra-Iba

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SPIEGELCaptions Karneval in Duisburg: Scham und Alpträume

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jorges How to transport 90 liter with your bike, rain protected:

- 2 Ikea "Samla" boxes (45l size),
- parcel cord,
- lu… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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belett @wikidata (R)evolution a prototype for editing Wikidata from Wikipedia has been released! Feedbacks are welcome ;) see @Auregann @nightrose

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sapinker Excellent analysis of the Google affair & its larger implications by David Brooks. nyti.ms/2vohbSQ

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TheBrandonMorse Carl Sagan wrote this in 1996, and now I think he’s either a time traveler or a witch. pic.twitter.com/PxozbjTdkW

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shaun_jen i think about this post a bunch. talking about south park specifically but applicable to a lot of net culture pic.twitter.com/gVsS8nJZKs

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@ojahnn @kathrinpassig Kathrin Esther stimmt voll und sie sprechen einander mit Vornamen an

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ojahnn @kathrinpassig Mit einem naja am Ende gehts noch besser naja

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kathrinpassig Alle twittern sie jetzt immer ohne Komma voll verlockend aber muss stark bleiben ohne Komma keine Literaturpreise die Miete ist in Gefahr

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texttheater Büroetikette: Die Tür zum Gang zumachen muss,

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@UnitymediaHilfe Hallo, seit gestern ständig Internet-Ausfälle. Connect Box sagt: "Partieller Service (US)". Was ist da los?

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SPIEGELCaptions Kindermodenschau in Köln: Wie viele Nervenzellen kann man abschalten?

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Ja, Sie dürfen an der Kasse hinter mir stehen.
Nein, Sie dürfen nicht in meinem Rucksack stehen.
Nein, bitte hören Sie auf das zu probieren.

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"Be that as it may, madame, may I say that all the staff and even some of the food items are rooting for you all the way?"

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@frachtschaden Ui, die Tackeroption hat unser Drucker glaubich gar nicht.

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Bob: Nice, and where are we headed?
Dot: Well, looks like some place called "The Vicious Pit of Total Oblivion."

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randal_olson True. My computer science education made me look at the world very differently. twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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peterbreuer Geträumt, ich wäre mit dem Tankstellen-Claim:

Ich so,
Du so,
er, sie: Esso

Millionär geworden.

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Büroetikette: Die Tür zum Gang zumachen muss,

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plomlompom In HH inhaftiert Justiz statt nach Tat nach unterstellten polit. "Neigungen","Anlagen","charakterliche[r] Haltung": welt.de/politik/deutsc…

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"Triumph und Passionata – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2017/…

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BilgeEbiri Can't lose the 2020 election if there is no 2020. pic.twitter.com/PhMdPu3x1h

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frachtschaden Eine der größten zivilisatorischen Errungenschaften – endlich auf Wikipedia...
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahlzeit#…

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amyquispe "Yes but a different drug" is "no" btw

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amyquispe Is the Ballmer Peak real?

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SPIEGELCaptions Elefantenbulle Omchakawan im Tierheim in Ayutthaya: Vom Störenfried zum Problemfall

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nsaphra At times I wonder why I'm not in SF eating gold-plated avocado toast if it's this easy but then I visit SF and reme… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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brotticelli when u have to ignore grammar rules to make a tweet fit into 140 characters pic.twitter.com/dV7Z3kBDZY

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peterbreuer Ein Buddelschiff in eine Aldi-PET-Flasche bauen, nur weil man das Geräusch hören möchte, wenn der Leergutautomat den Viermaster zerquetscht.

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DerPoppe "Futschikato" steht ab Mittwoch im neuen Duden. Schön, dass es der Mann noch erleben darf, der das Wort 1958 als Letzter verwendet hatte.

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labenzticker bröthen (V.): Aus einem Brötchen das ganze → Gebroth herauspulen, sodass nur noch das → Schalchen übrigbleibt. labenz.texttheater.net/br%C3%B6then

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SPIEGELCaptions Deutscher Bundestag: Nicht in eigener Regie gehandelt?

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frachtschaden Die Bots haben Englisch in ein Unärsystem umgebaut und so die ganze Abstraktionsleistung in der Sprache *vernichtet* statt beschleunigt.

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mainwasser Während sich die Welt an Trumps Skandalen aufgeilt, verändert seine Mannschaft das Land. Vielleicht auf Jahrzehnte.

welt.de/politik/auslan…

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Herr_Rau Der Java-Klassendiagramm-Implementierungs-Aufgaben-Generator - quasi Liegestützen für den Programmierunterricht. herr-rau.de/wordpress/2017…

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formschub Bestimmt gibt es im Metronom zwischen Hamburg und Bremen ein winziges Abteil für den E-Pianist, der live den Haltestellenjingle spielt.

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Comandantina Meine das ganz ernst. Das ist eines der besten, wenn nicht das beste Wahlplakat, das ich je in Österreich gesehen h… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Hier entsteht ein Objekt der:

B E G I E R D E

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ojahnn Mein schönstes Ferienerlebnis (Tag 1)

Ich: Snakker du tysk?
Rezeptionsdame: Ja. Snakker du Dansk?
Ich: Nej.

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_inesmontani Following yesterday's release, some thoughts that went into building Prodigy – including why it's cloud-free ☀️ ines.io/blog/prodigy-a…

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There are two mathematical logicians called Krzysztof R. Apt and Melvin Fitting, respectively. twitter.com/HooiWanV/statu…

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Verbstärkungen mit Konsonantenverschiebung in Prolog parsen (work in progress) pic.twitter.com/eJVa3Pq8Fh

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NatBaimel I'm not saying listening to rap makes you a criminal, but 100% of the people who bought the last Wu-Tang album are now facing prison time

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"New shunt operation in the land of the half-assed way of doing things" things-people-say.blogspot.com/2017/08/new-sh…

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haldaume3 @ErikaVaris @zehavoc I remember several times as grad student thinking "maybe I should work on PTB parsing if I wan… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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haldaume3 @ErikaVaris @zehavoc ACL simultaneously got very driven by "I beat you by 1%" and very male at around the same time… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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BuckRivera @wortwicht @frachtschaden Da ist sie ja schon, die NORMALISIERUNG.

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wortwicht @frachtschaden Hab 'Erstmal Gendefekt bei Embryo korrigiert' gelesen und es klang wie 'Erstmal n Tässchen Kaffe getrunken.'

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explosion_ai Our annotation tool is finally here! ✨

Introducing Prodigy – a new tool for radically efficient machine teaching. explosion.ai/blog/prodigy-a…

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"Ugh, insecure people. Been one, done that."

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Ich: Haben Sie Weizenbier?
Kellner (nicht): Hmm, keine Ahnung, mal nachgucken... pic.twitter.com/ZNe77fA2qF

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Lotterleben Darf ich mal kurz feiern, dass Männershorts wieder richtig richtig kurz werden. Gönnt euch die retrotastische frische Brise, Jungs! 👌

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Idee: Systemgastronomie mit Porzellangeschirr, das man nach dem Essen in Container deppern darf.

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Fachgeschäft für Trauerbeflaggung: "Hier könnte Ihre Sterbung wehen!"

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LSMueller Aus Gründen zwei Lesetipps: Zunächst dieser: bogleech.tumblr.com/post/689413241… (Achtung: RANT) (1/2)

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nadjakwapil Endlich einmal eine konkrete und nachvollziehbare Übersetzung des beliebten Begriffpaares "Immer mehr.." pic.twitter.com/vzlPHCvy9d

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"Don't snez while I snoz."

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zehavoc @trochee and he typed some of this in my fucking French keyboard (which is supposed to be you guys kryptonite) like… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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flightradar24 When you have to test your new @RollsRoyce engine for 17 hours, you might as well have a bit of fun. pic.twitter.com/8IrBDzomHH

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soegaarducph I just published “Stop saying NLP is not science” medium.com/@soegaarducph/…

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labenzticker Klipschen, das: Straßenbauliches Merkmal, das von waghalsigen Jugendlichen absichtlich und von allen anderen verseh… labenz.texttheater.net/Klipschen

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gchrupala @evanmiltenburg @nlpnoah Agreed if you're talking for evaluation. Relying on expert manual annotations for training data, not so much.

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evanmiltenburg @gchrupala @nlpnoah If everyone in would annotate some data for each new problem they're working on, we'd s… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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hinterkalifragilistisch

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jasonkessler We either need a bigger space or an AI winter. pic.twitter.com/aUL0XgRqaL

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sedielem @colinraffel even more underappreciated: not just training, but also scoring is fully parallelisable. Only sampling is sequential.

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colinraffel Underappreciated: non-RNN autoregressive models (eg pixelcnn, attn is all you need) can be trained completely in parallel w/ teacher forcing

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das perfekte Provisorium finden

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sehurlburt Tbh I think all programmers would do better work at 20 hours/week. Humans do a lot of great thinking while relaxing.

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sehurlburt *whispers*

I don't work 40 hours/week

Average probably 20 hours

It's great

I still run a successful company & do fine professionally

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SPIEGELCaptions Finkes Schlafplatz in Hamburg-Bahrenfeld, Müllcontainer: Beinfreiheit wie in einer Limousine

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jplur_ javascript is wild pic.twitter.com/hiQ9gvLPmp

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kulturalmarx you ever think about the fact that wikipedia built the modern library of alexandria using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other

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msternpeltz @jimwaterson I've hacked an amazon dash button with ITTT so any doorbell ring without a preliminary text automatica… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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stefanowitsch I leave it to your imagination what “trumpulate” would mean. twitter.com/oed/status/892…

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Krausebambo Ich sage immer, Hauptsache die Leute an der Eberswalder massieren. pic.twitter.com/0kuaLemElC

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affrication Madonna in 1987 is like Gwen Stefani in 2007! Find your own temporal word analogies with my demo:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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brynguist We need a separate symbol for this. Like * = hard ungrammatical, ? = depends on speaker/context, & then like ‽ = li… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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"Even if you don't believe, you cannot travel in any other way than the road your senses show you"

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“private Autos einen Großteil des öffentlichen Raums blockieren, obwohl sie 90 Prozent der Zeit nur rumstehen” zeit.de/wirtschaft/201…

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fre8de8rike That's precisely why you should be worried. Learning algorithms are increasingly used to make consequential decisi… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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@skeptikantin Ich hoffe, sie haben dich da rauspumpen können.

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VeredShwartz @ErikaVaris My background is computer science and I feel exactly the same. I think most people need more than a 30… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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ErikaVaris I'm really struggling to keep my brain from just turning OFF whenever I see mathematical formulas on slides. :-/

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deliprao Two extremes on Twitter:

"AIs are talking to each other and taking over the world"

"AI is all math. Nothing is wrong with math."

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"Der Sicherungskasten ist nicht beschriftet, beschwer dich beim Hausmeister!" - "Kennst du den Ausdruck 'to pick one's battles'?"

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Ooh, Google Assistant understands English commands even if set to German! Nice.

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philpennock Today I noticed that fastgood.cheap lets you select all three together as long as JavaScript is disabled. There's a moral here.

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Lotterleben Geil, jetzt hab ich irgendwie alt-tab kaputtgespielt.

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"Wichtig ist ja heutzutage, dass $Student das auf ihrem Telefon tun kann."

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chrisrodley Flickr added a similarity search powered by deep learning and I've been using it to find all the Accidental Last Su… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Y0rkshireWisdom "Just heard a tragic story about a drummer with no timing. He got kicked out his band, then a few days later threw himself behind a bus."

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rubyetc 'Screw Flanders' over and over.. pic.twitter.com/sH7FiZ9M2C

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rctatman Spot on commentary about the overwhelming focus on task performance from @dongng at the @WiNLPWorkshop. pic.twitter.com/ACMitF2kEP

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stevage1 @excitedstate @Royal_Arse @Wolfram_Alpha Like the time I was shopping for a specific width of bike tyre: pic.twitter.com/J11MRQBbeE

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excitedstate You know that's not what I meant, @Wolfram_Alpha pic.twitter.com/mdN6cCp4dE

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GabrielBerlin Gerät in einen Strudel der Gefühle = bestes Gerät

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ZeerakW Best poster design I’ve seen at by @robvanderg pic.twitter.com/VLHl2vddG1

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mcclure111 Okay so

Let me explain this for the cis people

Backscatter machines. How do they work? Think about this for a minute.

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eugenegu He got hired, divorced, had a baby, and fired in 10 days. Like a fruit fly.

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aparrish @trochee and to me it's like... dude, you worked on a thing for a while and a sonnet came out. that's what writing… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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aparrish @trochee that question still seems weird to me. people have always used tools and tech to write poems (and make art… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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aparrish @trochee (not at acl but following this paper) it's like, okay, your computer sonnet is indistinguishable from a hu… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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aparrish @trochee been really frustrated lately with "indistinguishability" as a criterion in poetry-generation research. I… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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