Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 2016

BSI_Presse @bundesamtfvs Sorry, kommt nicht wieder vor!

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Aug 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl So'n Versuch von 'ner Art Ode ans Radfahren. hystprot.tumblr.com/post/149758598… pic.twitter.com/7cGyVnDYrr

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Aug 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay there's delay of gratification, and then there's what academics do

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Aug 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed New favorite German word: "umdichten". -> to reformulate a poem into another poem

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Aug 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi Zirkuläre Definitionen in Gesetzestexten, don’t you just love them. Einer der krassesten Anti-Digi-Nonsens-Paragrafen neben dem LSR.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to hllizi

@spinfocl Bekannt oder nicht, das ist Umgehung wirksamer (!!1!) technischer Maßnahmen usw.: gesetze-im-internet.de/urhg/__95a.html

via Twitter Web Client in reply to spinfocl

@spinfocl Für Korrekturtweets sind m.E. Replys besser, die kann man über den Originaltweet auffinden.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to spinfocl

spinfocl Geil, SPONPlus verschlüsselt seine Texte mit ROT11. Hat mich 2 Minuten gekostet :D @KlausSchmeh pic.twitter.com/HBCm9hqPmP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Aug 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Alpenglühen. Experimentelles Dokuformat, bei dem ich mit Gast 16h in einer Bergwand hänge, bevor Rettung naht. Mein erster Gast ist Hitler.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Aug 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

skeptikantin Dummerweise waren die Angelsachsen 300 Jahre lieber mit der Zerstörung ihrer Morphologie beschäftigt, als mit der Dokumentation derselben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Selbstbild als Gegensprechanlage, die Sitcom-Lacher einspielt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe does it count as mixing uppers and downers if i'm the downer?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Erstmal wütend Kaffee trinken.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Jonathan Meese entdeckt die Mayonnaise

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge And who knows... Maybe the old sticky note I used when I had to pop out for a minute is a longer term message... pic.twitter.com/1txeBCXPMM

via iOS (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Reuters EU telecom regulators adopt strict net neutrality rules, industry dismayed reut.rs/2bzDac8 pic.twitter.com/2Drrcx8N63

via trueAnthem (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge This is an awesome title: "The Semantics of Destructive Lisp." (Mason, 1986) pic.twitter.com/EABI9M2UyI

via iOS (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

benbarks @frachtschaden vllt. aus Bottrop? Ein paar Sachen kommen aus Bottrop. Tierpflegeprodukte, Steuerberatung, Waggons,..halt die ganze Palette.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Hot: Schäm-Tipps vom Fremdschamgenerator! twitter.com/christilion/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GerardAraud Most so-called religious conflicts are political confrontations using a religious vocabulary. Religion is the instrument and not the cause.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ichliebetrash Plot Twist: Ihr werdet
alle eingebuchtet

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Heute wird abgewichen!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ClareCoffey How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones

1. Create a podcast

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

enbikelopedia How to Even for Dummies.
Because we all need this every once in awhile. pic.twitter.com/VDJ3iVVOgt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions U-Boote in einer St. Petersburger Wer ft: Aufpäppeln fürs Nachtleben

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock .@Zesyra *Gewitter* ist eine alte Kollektivbildung, also eine Vielzahl von 'Wetter' - so wie *Geäst* zu *Ast*, vgl.: sprachlog.de/2009/04/29/tag…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:18 PM, Aug 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Warum hast du das gemacht?" - "... So mancher rätselt."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Aug 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@chrisrodley @asayeed I guess philosophy is a meme, but in a different sense of the word than in KYM.

via Twitter for Android in reply to chrisrodley

iwelsh "in 2001a monthly supply concentrated insulin cost $45. By 2015 it cost $1,447"

This is negligent homicide, imo.

ianwelsh.net/its-not-just-e…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:13 AM, Aug 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

dnaber "States often feel obliged to react to the theatre of terrorism with a show of security" store.kobobooks.com/de-de/ebook/ho…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe "Everyone dies."
"That's not true. Less than 95% of people have died."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SpecGram Autodescriptive Linguistic Terms: Copular inversion is this phenomenon.

via IFTTT (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitonline_pol Die Forderunag von Wikileaks nach vollständiger Transparenz der Politik ist grundfalsch, schreibt @randow zeit.de/2016/36/transp…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 5:51 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "We will inject you with a neurotransmitter that will cause you to experience a sequence of Hollywood cliché 'worst fears'." - "NOOOOOOOOOOO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"Results are promising." But are they keeping?

via Twitter Web Client

durst Selbstbild als Lehrling, der mehrmals durch die Kochprüfung rasselt, weil er weder rückwärts Einkochen noch Anbraten am Berg beherrscht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Keine zehn Seepferdchen kriegen mich in ein Aquarium.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Ted_Underwood The life-changing magic of just ignoring stuff.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:33 AM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jonnysun first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Jetzt gerade in Groningen: Feuerwerk bei Gewitter.

via Twitter Web Client

"That's an oversimplification!" - "Yes! It's one of my favorite oversimplifications!"

via Twitter Web Client

Got a Canadian to text me in phonemically spelled German. Unique insights into their non-native phoneme system.

via Twitter Web Client

spinfocl Seeungewitter pic.twitter.com/BEOr93uI1Y

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Änderungsverkündungs-Tweet-Zurückruder-Nontweet-Paar

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Badezimmerumfrage 2/2: Wie hängst du die Klopapierrolle auf?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

streetartglobe A brief history of the evolution of the dinosaur. Artist unknown.
Follow: @urbanspoon

pic.twitter.com/2GuQY8umak

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Wo das Verb, wenn man es?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:41 AM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

leisa You can tell a lot about a car company that thinks having 100 million lines of code is something to brag about... pic.twitter.com/E5LO5N85AG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

raulde Stephan Fichtner
Was ist das für 1 life?

Zur Beantwortung der Frage, wie man sich nur so hart gönnen kann pic.twitter.com/VNtUZQpCOI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Aug 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Who would win in a fight: Blinky or Klaus?

via Twitter for Android

nsaphra Upon further listening, Linear Digressions subverts this. Not So Standard Deviations seems 50/50. Eyeroll rescinded. twitter.com/nsaphra/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"I said house warming party, not spouse harming party!!"

via Twitter Web Client

cairnage Remember when Britain was under attack by Catholic terrorists in the 70s and 80s so we forced nuns to remove their veils and that fixed it?

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst In meinem nächsten Tweet lest ihr, an wen ich den Unimog verkauft habe, wieso ich das Krawattenbinden lernen musste und wie der Franz starb.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

shutupmikeginn I fucking LOVE science.

*is handed peer reviewed journal*

Haha nonono I meant CGI pictures of space with misattributed quotes as captions

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Online einklauen: 3 Artikel in Ihrem Beutesack. [Zur Tür stürmen]

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

claytoncubitt STAY ALIVE, GET WEIRD
(Picasso self-portraits: aged 15, 25, 90) pic.twitter.com/MSY2A6Njda

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:52 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Im Internet sur fende Kinder: Verkäufe im Drei-Sekunden-Takt

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden This is sad on so many levels.
bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo @awaisathar @jasonbaldridge @scott_bot @ESYudkowsky substitution ciphers are piece of cake, though.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Im , "gv" is the command meaning "Whoa, hold on, I wasn't done with that selection yet."

via Twitter Web Client

agenao I MUST POSSESS THIS TECHNOLOGY

pic.twitter.com/kmKHb8d03s

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:02 PM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

MaxCRoser In absolute and relative numbers: The world population living in extreme poverty, 1820-2015 ourworldindata.org/grapher/world-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

List of examples of Stigler's law (including Stigler's law) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_e…

via Twitter Web Client

GoogleFacts This is what Barcelona looks like from a helicopter. pic.twitter.com/NTEHfC3B0I

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:30 PM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Möglichst langsam, möglichst in der Mitte des Gehsteigs und mit möglichst ausladenden Gesten

via Twitter for Android

Every time I use "git checkout -p FILE", I have this short terrifying vision of having confused -p with another option.

via Twitter Web Client

SoVeryBritish Deciding to slowly unfold your arms in a meeting, in case you're coming across as too aggressive

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden "Mami, kommt heute der Kammerjäger?"
"Ja, wegen der Wespen."
"Ich mag den Hamster auch nicht mehr."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:03 AM, Aug 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Es kämpft allerdings gerade nicht gegen Pokémon, sondern gegen eine Art Katze-zum-Tierarzt-bring-Kiste mit Rädern und Zähnen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Can't shake the feeling that there must be another way to describe this. pic.twitter.com/v9ax8dlC4x

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @Smollsassysloth They modeled the wug after me. I took the photo later, wearing the same shirt again for demonstration purposes. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

nervous_jessica A herd of semi-wild Icelandic horses discovered us hiking and decided to investigate pic.twitter.com/hIkq1UX85b

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Torschütze Mats Hummels beim Viertelfinalspiel gegen Frankreich: Auch für die Kanzlerin ein Risiko

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Jonnytron I'm not sure if my pride about using command line tools is craftsman's pride, Dunning–Kruger, or Stockholm Syndrome. @climagic

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Smollsassysloth One Kilian, two _____ twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 new blog post "Debugging machine learning", also about ML life cycles; would love comments! nlpers.blogspot.com/2016/08/debugg…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

TextMining_r Video lectures of Deep Learning Summer School (Montreal 2016): reddit.com/r/textdatamini…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wenn man nicht weiß, wovon man redet, ist man sich hinterher natürlich nicht einig, was man vereinbart hat. golem.de/news/verschlue…

via Twitter Web Client

Merman_Melville Why Aren't Millennials Buying Diamonds? Why Aren't Millennials Buying Houses? Why Aren't Millennials Pat & Barb, 63 & 65, of Massachusetts?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

iamdevloper A diagram to help you decide whether or not you should deploy on a Friday at 5pm pic.twitter.com/ipaiMHTqbm

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Grimeandreason And if the study isn't garbage, you can absolutely guarantee the reporting of it is. twitter.com/kingsbruh/stat…

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

pfinzent denkst du bist was besseres mit deinem t-shirt und deinem...was zur hölle ist das
-hose-
..in deinem hose

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Favstar.FM)

pfinzent *tritt nervös ans Rednerpult* Meine Freunde, schön dass ihr alle da seid. *räuspert sich* Meyers Konversationslexikon definiert "Orgie" als

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

pfinzent tut mir leid wegen der sache auf eurer hochzeit. trotzdem,lukas ist mit ABSTAND das geilste evangelium und ein guter pfarrer wüsste das auch

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

codinghorror This is like the UNIX version of "who's on first" utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blo…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn @texttheater Ich bin nämlich bisher weder einsam noch wahnsinnig, und habe bisher nicht sämtliche Präsuppositionen explizit aufgelöst

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @texttheater Ich lös ab jetzt alle Präsuppositionen explizit auf und werde schlagartig einsam und wahnsinnig :D

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Wie Deutsch unter dem Einfluss verschiedener Drogen klingt. zeit.de/2015/40/dealer…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:07 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater Nadelstreifenhoodie. Rollkragenponcho. Nietenjogginghose.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:48 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Folks, @sannasideup brought up interesting ling question.What does "eating corn off the cob" mean? Are kernels first

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Der Teufel mit den drei paarweise verschiedenen goldenen Haaren

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben "Seminararbeit abgegeben! Jetzt erstmal schön nach Hause, aufräumen und Dinge erledigen. <3" Wer bin ich und was habe ich mit mir gemacht?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Wenn man in der Twitterbio die Aussprache des Accounts in Lautschrift erklären möchte und gar kein ʒ drin vorkommt, wie traurig ist man da?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn PSA: We're talking about twitterbots today in the lunch break! Join us if you want: twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

t_sloughter The best part of the mindless systemd complaints is when someone says they are moving to a BSD, completely missing the irony.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 AM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Sprenggeld <n> Geldbetrag, den Eltern ihren Kindern zustecken, um dafür auf dem Nachhauseweg Dynamit zu kaufen und ein paar Häuser in die Lu

via Twitter Web Client

SPIEGELCaptions Kind beim Hühnerfüttern: Wettstreit um bessere Selbstdarstellung

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 7:17 AM, Aug 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Kantrowitz Twitter in a nutshell (via @FineFone) pic.twitter.com/d4ttkGEFkC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

kawrage No man would choose to wear such a costume, still less to wear it 40 hours a week pic.twitter.com/XWxhNfhRDe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn "Don't tell anyone, but I actually don't know what meanings are." - a semanticist

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn It's been 4 minutes and I already get it

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn I'm in a class by the person who made @texttheater move to a different country 😍

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ftcreature aren't crabs the most polite eaters you've ever seen? pic.twitter.com/ceFzfUMz6g

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

limontjik so what the fuck americans use butter for then pic.twitter.com/WLAzEzJ8hk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:09 AM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

sapinker Shocking history of fraud by Greenpeace in fanatical campaign against GMOs - worse than climate change deniers. slate.com/articles/healt…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 AM, Aug 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stanfordnlp Stanford student @jbrowder1 extends his successful Chatbot from fighting parking tickets to doing more social good arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/20…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Aug 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Comforting a crying person by nearly putting your hand on their shoulder

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:52 PM, Aug 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SwiftOnSecurity Windows users with bash.
Linux users with PowerShell.
FreeBSD users with WiFi.
It's been a crazy year.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:19 PM, Aug 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Glut unterm Eispanzer Wege des Schmelzwassers nach dem Ausbruch des Vulkans Bárdabunga: Ultimative Männerphantasie

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Aug 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Was mich heute auch maßlos aufgeregt hat: Die Divergenz zwischen Wunsch und Wirklichkeit. Da könnte doch ECHT noch was dran gemacht werden!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SMBCComics What's Your Greatest Weakness? smbc-comics.com/comic/your-gre…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

best_of_HP Harry Potter und die Markteintrittsdrohung der Regionalverkehrsbetriebe

via Harry-Potter-Titel (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nichtschubsen Könnten die Leute vielleicht etwas weniger GIERIG ihre Hundehaufen eintüten?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC "You catch Pidgey!"
"Pidgey fights Rattata!"
"Pidgey faints!"
"You revive Pidgey!"

3 unambiguous transitives
1 unambiguous intransitive

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Dear anyone teaching linguistics this fall. I've figured out the solution to violent example sentences and pop culture relevance: Pokemon

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CFGT_Edinburgh Dreamt that using "/" instead of "|" would speed up a pipeline: using "\" would slow it down, avoiding race conditions @climagic

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Twitterpause wegen Zwerchfellzerrung.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

I didn't know the word rodman, but I know 79% of the other English words according to . vocabulary.ugent.be

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn Hat dich *dahin* der Aufzug befördert??

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

I love the lady who thinks "a female has more hormones." Later, she looks like she actually realized something. youtu.be/Y4Zdx97A63s

via Twitter for Android

moonpolysoft found the cover image for my book on microservices pic.twitter.com/yyKYZJlLRW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:37 AM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

“/nᵻˈmɒzᵻniː/. You’ll never guess how that is spelled.”

via Twitter Web Client

OzcanAkyol Ik was vanavond in Groningen. Als heel Nederland er als die stad gaat uitzien, hebben we geen problemen meer.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Aug 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Das muß ich leider verneinen. twitter.com/telekomerleben…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:05 PM, Aug 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Habt Ihr auch das Video gesehen, in dem Luftballons in Kuvertüre getaucht werden, um Schokoladenschalen...? Egal. pic.twitter.com/5dXg2xr5wB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Aug 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Wäscheklammer : Socke :: Schraubzwinge : Badetuch

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"allenfalls für Männer interessant, die die emotionale Reife von Fünfzehnjährigen besäßen" - Erfolg unerklärlich 🤔 m.faz.net/aktuell/gesell…

via Twitter for Android

spinfocl @ojahnn @texttheater Hast du dich getraut, den unbeschrifteten Knopf rechts neben der -2 zu drücken?

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Aug 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Der Aufzug im Stephansdom hat an *drei* Seiten Türen – je nach dem, ob man unten ein-, oben aus- oder ein- oder unten aussteigt.

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Bizarres Erlebnis (Wien, 2012): Ich überquere eine rote Fußgängerampel. Hinter mir tönt es empört „E rosso!“

via Twitter Web Client

If you've worked with cyclic terms in , this will seem familiar.

?- J = b(J).
J = b(J). twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

via Twitter for Android

askolovitchC Français au hasard de la naissance, les chasseurs de , s'ils étaient nés iraniens, seraient de braves mollahs voileurs de femmes.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Aug 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

climagic I've been thinking for about a year now that Windows 11 or 12 will run on a Linux kernel. twitter.com/frntn/status/7…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Aug 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

danieldekok @texttheater Rondlijders. (Sorry, geen fan van rondleidingen ;).)

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:01 PM, Aug 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

fraeulein_tessa Malls in Wohnungen verwandeln. Könnte ja auch so ein Tipp für Berlin sein. hellogiggles.com/americas-oldes…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Aug 18th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Hoe noem je de deelnemers aan een rondleiding? Rondleidelingen?

via Twitter Web Client

drguidoknapp DIe DDR zahlte jährlich 20000 DM Lizenzgebühren für die "Internationale" an einen westdt. Musikmanager. bit.ly/2bEYl12

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JennaMC_Laugh DOJ to stop using private prisons. Can't help but conclude @shane_bauer's incredible reporting had a hand in this: washingtonpost.com/news/post-nati…

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awaisathar @jasonbaldridge s/someone/something
Had they known in 1969 what would be possible in 50 years... pic.twitter.com/0vwhDPbF5Y

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@jasonbaldridge I think it's "Machine Translation and Applied Linguistics"

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_dmh Petruck: FrameNet group just got funding for Multilingual FrameNet, combining resources from the many lg-specific FNs

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spinfocl Fahre viel Rad. Allwetters und gerne schnell. Ohne Wut, weiß halt, im öffentlichen Raum musst du Abstriche machen. twitter.com/henningkrause/…

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haldaume3 very cool paper on sentence meaning versus speaking meaning. thanks for pointer! twitter.com/emilymbender/s…

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16% done with Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson: "One thing Waterhouse likes about these... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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FerJohnPeterson "Je moet de dubbele puntjes op de i zetten."

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ojahnn Today I attended a very good hallway track that turned into a picknick-in-the-park track and later into a pub track

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konsulampulle [faust voice] i bims in 1 zwiespalt

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nsaphra damn that's a pessimistic reading list from @hardsci hardsci.wordpress.com/2016/08/11/eve…

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nichtschubsen Ich peppe meinen Alltag durch neue Formulierungen auf; bspw. sage ich neuerdings „Ich danke Ihnen", statt „Warum kann ich nicht in Ruhe ster

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AwfulFantasy "The wizard's tower pierced the stormy sky and lightning stroke it. Lightning strake it again. Then, lightning strunked it a final time."

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texttheater Unsere Hotline nimmt Verstellungen und Ausflüchte entgegen.

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astefanowitsch Diese Schlagzeile hätte eigentlich lauten müssen: „Türken stark unterrepräsentiert unter ausgereisten Islamisten.“

spiegel.de/politik/auslan…

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trochee This prediction game needs a hashtag and BLEU or ROUGE scoring when the real DT tweet comes out twitter.com/chrisalbon/sta…

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nancyleong This headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world. pic.twitter.com/5WpQa04N0o

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Catering for the next conference should include ‘Kneser-Ney smoothies’.

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labenzticker Gamerschwang, der: Irrationale Bewegung, etwa um einer Gefahr auszuweichen oder hinter ein Hindernis zu blicken, da… labenz.texttheater.net/Gamerschwang

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Writing about papers from the 1990s like ‘How do I paraphrase this for readers who don’t speak 20th century?’

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zarahsultana Text on bag reads as: "This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language." pic.twitter.com/vHknRBQoPG

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hllizi Der Mensch als Arschloch und Rahmung.

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Reading papers from the 1990s like ‘We employ a technology called [Dr Evil air quotes] “Machine Learning”.’

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haldaume3 New blog post on "Feature (or architecture) ablation" nlpers.blogspot.com/2016/08/featur…

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sixtus Falls mal jemand ein Bild benötigen sollte, um das Konzept Bigotterie zu illustrieren. pic.twitter.com/yPVQ9MLfRP

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josh_wills I'n thinking about writing a book on data engineering for kids: "An Immutable, Append-Only Log of Unfortunate Events"

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ojahnn Dank @texttheater kann ich nun in mehreren Zeitformen über Präzipitur sprechen \o/ pic.twitter.com/5s85kJELSI

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“People born in 2000 are 16 now, can you believe it?”
– People born in 1995

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JesNx Thing I just realized:
All these "fave 7 things" hashtags are *security question answers*

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climagic pushd and popd are also common programs you can use for moving around the filesystem. See 'help pushd' and 'help popd' for info.

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Queen_Europe BREXIT DAY 55: Nigel Farage is turning German. buzzfeed.com/patrickstrudwi…

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frachtschaden I'm not saying you're pretentious, I'm just saying YOU USED \mathscr IN YOUR PHYSICS PAPER.

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Ich kann auch Tiere mit so länglichen Ballons formen. Also, Raupen und Würmer jedenfalls.

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durst Selbstbild als Mildly Annoying Orange ("Hey Apple! Is this a good time? Do you have, like, one moment?")

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My xmonad config is no longer showing window borders. Watch my panels/windows/menu bars playfully fuse! pic.twitter.com/xVeEJgC9f8

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DanKaszeta Reality TV idea: We build a fake White House and put Trump in it and tell him he's president. Film the whole thing.

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LIEFDE & PASSIE, broodmerk van Albert Heijn, opvolger van het oude merk WINSTOOGMERK & BEREKENING.

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Hier wird mit schweren Geschützen gebrandschützt. twitter.com/SPIEGELCaption…

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durst Leute grüßen mich auf der Straße, weil sie an meinem verschmitzten Lächeln sehen, wie gottgefällig ich lebe. So meine plausibelste Theorie.

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texttheater @Lotterleben I do everything in a browser or in a terminal, Linux got nothing on me. ;)

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Fu Yuanhui's Greatest Moments (English subs) youtu.be/Jn0nPGfH1HI via @YouTube

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Before rolling out the "identify what's playing" feature, perhaps @GooglePlayMusic could have added some songs to it?

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JochenBittner Warum so ein verantwortungsvoller Job ist?
Weil das Sagbare und das Nichtsagbare den Raum des Machbaren definieren.

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SPIEGELCaptions Drogenabhängiger in Bonn: Wie aus einem Dürrenmatt-Plot

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vassility „... und mit dem X da oben in der Ecke kannst du das Programm dann wieder schließen, Mama.“ pic.twitter.com/fZaeD3tyqd

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peterbreuer Den Kult um Betten aus Europaletten könnte ich verstehen, wenn die Leute sich auch Gabelstapler kaufen würden, um unter dem Bett zu putzen.

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best_of_HP Harry Potter und die Forschungsgeschichte der Antiatomkraftbewegung

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ojahnn Dan Jurafsky's talk was so energetic nobody dared ask even a single rambly question afterwards (but lots of good ones). More of this please!

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haroonmeer Most people shouldn't be worried about AI stealing their jobs. Small bash scripts maybe, but not AI.

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TIL: The Star Trek reboot series takes place in a different universe, but explicitly in the same multiverse. memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Trek…

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I wonder what other emotions were "shining through" in that exchange. youtu.be/F_yor5Od3yA

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@texttheater Whoops, forgot Javascript and Prolog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@verhoevenben Not that I ever became proficient in all of these – only German, English, Dutch, French.

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katecrawford "The use of wearable video cameras is associated with a 3.64% increase in shooting-deaths of civilians by police." blogs.wsj.com/law/2016/08/12…

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BASIC, PHP, Pascal, Lisp, Java, Perl, Python

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astefanowitsch . @hearTimpaler Vor allem Zeit und Nerven.

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German, Latin, English, French, Italian, Russian, Mandarin (Dutch is 8th)

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stephenroller English, German, German again, German again, German one more time, Ugh still trying to learn German

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astefanowitsch Promovieren im Bereich Sprachwissenschaft.
Gegen Bezahlung.
In Berlin.
Bei *mir*.

Worauf wartet ihr?

blogs.fu-berlin.de/structeng/2016…

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JustBanter__ Mum: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?
Me: pic.twitter.com/hwyilfjkYH

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amyquispe Also we should stop treating heroin like heroin just sayin'

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@asayeed Ich bin mal von Düsseldorf nach Wuppertal umgezogen und war sehr überrascht, dass die Grenze anscheinend dazwischen verläuft.

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Yo @APAPsycNET, your website is broken on phones. Saying I don't want to download the app erroneously redirects to the search form.

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ChristophKappes Systematisches Denken verbessert die Empathie, Studie psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/2016-… via @karrierebibel

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"Die Kühlkette ist seit Urgroßvater Waldemar nicht unterbrochen worden." twitter.com/astefanowitsch…

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_stk Wikidata-Idee: Gib das Datum deiner Party ein und lass dir passende Jahrestage als Partymottoanlass ausgeben.

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"It's trying to fly away!" - "That's what you get for buying free-range stuff."

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SPIEGELCaptions Im nächsten Hef t: Morddrohungen gegen „Detlev aus Deutschland“

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durst Halt die Fresse, Corny-Müsliriegel, und versuch' einfach zu schmecken! pic.twitter.com/hcXwpuZzSc

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seanswaby Olympians: They’re just like the rest of us. vine.co/v/5huPOnxAQrL

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luzilla 5mm großes insekt mit buch erschlagen, 1,5 quadratmeter großer fleck an der wand. okay!!!

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durst Der Plan war, heute keine Pläne zu machen und ging schon in der Planungsphase schief.

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"I host huge sex parties. Here's what I know about consent" @HuffPostBlog huffingtonpost.com/entry/consent-… via @HuffPostWomen

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labenzticker Bettmaringen, das: Die sehr schnelle Drehung um 180°, die das Zimmer um einen zu machen scheint, wenn man mit gesch… labenz.texttheater.net/Bettmaringen

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Idea: there should be a brutalist coloring book, sold together with a set of "colored" pencils in 36 shades of grey. h/t @Smollsassysloth

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@ojahnn Genau, das meinte ich. Was als "praktisch" gilt, hängt letztlich allein von der Nachfrage ab.

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spinfocl .@texttheater @ojahnn Dito. Wobei man in beiden Welten als Spezialist für die andere angesehen wird. Hat manchmal Vorteile (manchmal nicht).

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@ojahnn Was "praktische Fähigkeiten" sind, hängt natürlich davon ab, was Das System™ gerade belohnt.

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@ojahnn Fühle mich als Teil eines MINT-Außenpostens im Humanities-Land. In keine von beiden Welten vollständig eingebunden.

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levampyre "Bei den einzigen beiden … Burka-Trägerinnen in Deutschland handelt es sich um zwei Dominas in einem S/M-Studio." twitter.com/bento_de/statu…

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"it’s not the shagging around that’s new. What’s new is talking about it like grown-ups." twitter.com/PennyRed/statu…

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durst Die drei ??? und der Stachel der Fleischeslust.

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frachtschaden Mein Techno-Gesicht pic.twitter.com/chSvH821JB

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peterbreuer Starke Leistung der 3 deutschen Reiterinnen, dem deutschen Reiter und ihren Pferden. Aber Respekt auch an die 4 Hasen unter ihren Zylindern.

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durst tackert sich seine "air quotes" auf den Rücken und flattert mit sarkastischen Armbewegungen davon.

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ojahnn Hab heute so mordsmäßig schwarzweißgrau eingekauft, dass sie mir vor lauter Anerkennung ein Werbe-Oreo mit in die Tüte gepackt haben.

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TRUTH. De 5 allerkutste verpakkingen ter wereld | Kakhiel kakhiel.nl/posts/32331-de…

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frachtschaden ohne techno bin ich nur ein ameisenbär
all hier auf grüner heid
all hier auf grüner heid
[…meltdown…]
all hier aufaufaufauf

UTZ UTZ UTZ UTZ

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Wordsmithgetxo So the Olympics have brought us the verbs "to medal", "to gold/silver/bronze" and "to spectate". How did we ever manage without them?

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durst Herkömmliches deutsches Wurzelgemüse, das beleidigt auf den funky Neuzugang im Gemüsefach reagiert ("Ing-wer?").

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Chaosfux Wortspiele mit Wurzelgemüse.

Ingwer muss das ja machen.

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durst Hier seht ihr einen visuellen Ohrwurm, den ich schon seit zwei Tagen mit mir herumschleppe. pic.twitter.com/nseZl7Klo9

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kathrinpassig Ich glaube, ich muss mal eine Serie "Ärgernisse umdeuten" anfangen. Via @dalcashdvinsky: aeon.co/ideas/what-i-l…

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personaldebatte "WACHT AUF, VERDAMMTE DIESER ERDE, DIE…"
*Verdammte dieser Erde drücken Snooze*
*15 Min. vergehen*
"WACHT AUF, VER…"
*Snooze*

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astefanowitsch Manchmal tappen ja selbst meine Partnerin und ich noch in diese Rosa-Hellblau-Falle. pic.twitter.com/sElzz3FKP0

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FerJohnPeterson I didn't choose the pug life. The pug life didn't choose me either. I don't have a pug.

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"It’s more of a curiosity situation.” Dilbert Comic for 2016-08-07 by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2016-08-… via @Dilbert_Daily

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courtisane_de .@EMMA_Magazin: Genau. Und wie in allen Wirtschaftszweigen ist das erprobte Mittel gegen Ausbeutung die Stärkung der Rechte der Arbeiter.

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spinfocl Der frühe Wurm wird gefressen. Der Teil der Geschichte wird immer unter den Teppich gekehrt.

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Wenn man eine Beziehung beginnt, heißt das „verkering krijgen“… Niederländisch ist echt die Sprache der Liebe.

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ojahnn Im H&M in Oslo gab es viel mehr sommerliche Grautöne als in Düsseldorf, und deshalb bin ich unfroh.

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kdphd 3rd Workshop on Fairness, Accountability, and Transparency in Machine Learning call for papers! Deadline Sept 9th fatml.org/cfp.html

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durst hätte Bock auf Zerlegung.

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peterbreuer Ich könnte gar nicht sagen, ob ich erwachsen geworden bin oder die anderen, aber irgendwie passen wir nicht mehr zusammen.

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spinfocl Seufz. Man bräuchte so etwas wie @BILDblog, nur für irreführende, aber von der Reichweitenpresse aufgegriffene Studien.

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I strongly empathize with the unseen person in the last panel. Backups xkcd.com/1718/

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nytimes Use of "honey" or "darling" to address women in court will now result in a penalty, American Bar Association votes nyti.ms/2aEk19c

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trottelbot .@having Döner Hawaii mit Pomm-Bären. Situationsethisch geboten.

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asayeed I highly recommend that more people do slideless talks. It may take some courage though.

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nsaphra Zhiting Hu uses a teacher model aware of logical constraints to train a student network. arxiv.org/pdf/1603.06318…

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shariv67 To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.

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durst arbeitet im Backend-Bereich einer Konditorei als Süßadmin.

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5thCircAppeals 11. A racist joke sends a message to the in-group that racism is acceptable. (If you don't find it acceptable, you're in the out-group.)

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5thCircAppeals 6. IOW, we use humor to bring people into - or keep them out of - our social groups. This is what humor *does.* What it's for.

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5thCircAppeals 2. You're never "just joking." Nobody is ever "just joking." Humor is a social act that performs a social function (always).

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oOtrinityOo Sollte ein Dämon heute meinen Körper übernehmen, dann wird er morgen früh ganz schön blöd gucken, weil er 7 Uhr einen Zahnarzttermin hat.

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bah_lab Wow. What bad choices did we make c.1980? pic.twitter.com/68KxZYmIpb

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oOtrinityOo Da trainieren die 4 Jahre für Gold und dann gewinnt ein Pferd.

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adamgreatkind "AI's Language Problem" or, "Why I feel reasonably good that there will be a job for me in 5 years." Excellent read technologyreview.com/s/602094/ais-l…

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Wenn am Ende der Energie noch so viel Tag übrig ist

Bildquelle: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Im_B… pic.twitter.com/N1XNfDjlZa

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thedansimonson Friedrich, Palmer, Pinkal: classifying aspect and genericity, to better understanding temporality pic.twitter.com/kRa9PXYbwj

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texttheater Unser Wohlbefinden ruht auf verschiedenen Säulen, etwa der Acetylsalicylsäule.

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Crumpets: "Du kannst sie toasten, soviel du willst, sie bleiben immer unangenehm schwammig." herr-rau.de/wordpress/2016…

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durst Katze (DE), Löwe (FR), Hund (RU, KR, ES) und Bär (NL) linguisticsyall.tumblr.com/post/729945922…

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niggi Jetzt frei online: Mein Stück über die Pegidahaftigkeit von Walter Krämers Sprachschutzverein VDS uebermedien.de/7099/die-pegid…

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Adolph Freiherr Knigges Buch „Über den Umgang mit Menschen“ hieße heute „Social Skills für Dummies“.

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texttheater Haushaltstipp: Kein Klopapier? Einfach eine Küchenrolle mittig mit dem Schwert zerteilen.

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emilymbender ~5% of sentiment bearing words flip polarity in a century --Hamilton at

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labenzticker Anrath, der: Väterliche und leicht weltfremde Respektsperson, die oft und gerne die Probleme anderer Leute gedankli… labenz.texttheater.net/Anrath

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personaldebatte Ich verstehe diese Menschen sehr gut, und wer sich im Streit nicht zu benehmen weiß, kriegt von mir aufs Maul! twitter.com/Les_Liah/statu…

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sinjax Hand built form-independent semantics as the training data for machine learning systems that represent semantic primitives

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asayeed Steedman: distributional theories can be divided into collocation- and denotation-based

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durst Der Hausarzt rumort im Kaminschacht.

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saatchi_gallery Street Artist Mathieu Tremblin paints over ugly graffiti to make it legible. pic.twitter.com/5duRStEoFt

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DerPoppe Was muss eigentlich in so einer Jugend passieren, dass man an den Punkt kommt, wo man sagt: "Och, ich probier mal Synchronspringen aus!"

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SoVeryBritish The six sweetest words to hear: "I'm going to have to cancel"

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"Normalerweise gehe ich zu einer anderen Frittenbude, aber das Gebäude, in dem die sich befindet, existiert zur Zeit nicht."

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Splatter linguistics! I once dreamt of a large amount of cow: texttheater.net/schleim twitter.com/astefanowitsch…

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ojahnn Ein Geburtstagsblogeintrag für @_noujoum! <3 <3 <3 Geschwisterliche Begeisterung und Kollektivhighfives enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=237

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@asayeed Not that I know of, unfortunately, just kidding. :)

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guenterhack "Erdogan bietet an, auch Kaiser Japans zu werden: 'Wenn der Ruf mich ereilt'"

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.@asayeed If you find yourself walking on the ceiling, take the paternoster and ride past the bottom or top to reverse your gravity.

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texttheater Man erkennt die Absicht, ist aber nicht verstimmt.

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"Ich fordere alle Mitwoller und Mitwollerinnen auf, sich so schnell wie möglich anzumelden."

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SPIEGELCaptions Am 20. August 2002 führt Woodward ein: Peinliche Fragen bleiben den Kunden erspart

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I love using the university’s compute cluster in August.

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SwatAlum Be in love with your problem, not your solution." –Matt Wallaert '05 ow.ly/jx08302Wckd

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BayesForDays No, it does not twitter.com/LingSocAm/stat…

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ojahnn in multidimensional semantic space twitter.com/goodreads/stat…

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schnozze Die Locken des Pudels entstehen durch eine rassetypische Geburtstechnik, ähnlich des Geschenkbandkräuselns.

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durst Vater zweier Straßenrowdys (8 + 12), Sozius von @bikerbabe, Online-Redakteur bei auto motor sport (vorher AutoBILD) / Hier mit Rad unterwegs

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SPIEGELCaptions Nordkorea-Besucher Chung, gespendetes Rind: Ökologie, Nachhaltigkeit, Integration

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jasonbaldridge Here's how to put an athletic department in its place, by an English prof in 1983. HT @psresnik imgur.com/vJWkqhe

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Just did a few repairs on the 14-year-old PHP mess that is labenz.texttheater.net. Internal links should be working again.

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CoryCasoni This guy is repairing failing cosplay on the show floor. It's the most amazing thing I've seen all con! pic.twitter.com/ywd9lr7wee

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SPIEGELCaptions Lonesome George: Einer, der nur die eigenen Regeln befolgt

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frachtschaden *schnorchelt durch Borschtsch*

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the_maki Gefreiter
Kunstmaler
Bierkeller-Redner
Putschist
Buchautor
Parteichef
Robbenbaby-Pfleger

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newsycombinator Superblocks: how Barcelona is taking city streets back from cars vox.com/2016/8/4/12342…

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What's the head of a ram doing in the background? twitter.com/JerseyAdBabe/s…

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Nachtvogel Zur Pride Week im Supermarkt meines Vertrauens. pic.twitter.com/BQVI20IhlF

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Details zum englischen Wegerecht, verschiedene Typen von Zaunübertritten und vieles mehr <3 twitter.com/Herr_Rau/statu…

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oOtrinityOo Die Rasenmäher und Kreissäger tragen ihre Wettkämpfe heute zeitgleich aus. Hier wurde schlecht geplant.

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Pinboard The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy

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hllizi @durst voll gute Einladung, klare Ansage, alles wichtige drin.

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hllizi Was sein Avatar mir ihm machen würde, hätte er die Gelegenheit, stelle ich mir aus Zartbesaitetheit nicht vor. twitter.com/JoAhlen/status…

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rebeccawatson BREAKING NEWS presidential elections called off, this lady elected president by unanimous decision pic.twitter.com/xfeJjyYGmn

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Evo2Me Vielleicht sollte D die Kleingartenkönigreiche der Reichsbürger anerkennen, Grenzzäune aufstellen, Zölle etc., zu Feindstaaten erklären.

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stephenroller Pretty much everything I do ends up being "pv some_large_file.txt | parallel --pipe python -u my_slow_text_processor"

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SPIEGELCaptions EU-Partner*, Finanzzentrum London: Mit Dagobert Duck

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rbranson This is quite possibly the best HN comment of all time. 💯 pic.twitter.com/RP85hLYMLf

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dicktofel The great @AlecMacGillis on a big part of what gave us Trump-- and the lack of empathy for poor whites propublica.org/article/white-…

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"mansplaining is the failure of the speaker to adapt their conversation to acknowledge the listener's expertise" fozmeadows.tumblr.com/post/148485346…

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durst sticht aus der Masse heraus und dann wieder in sie hinein und näht so ihren Rand nach Art einer mit Menschen gefüllten Raviole zu.

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"Wie bist du denn unter *den* Eindruck geraten?"

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Olivianuzzi i love how few fucks the police captain quoted in this story gives usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

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SoVeryBritish Being 100% aware that the person you're pretending not to see is also pretending not to see you

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SPIEGELCaptions Bankenmetropole Frankfurt am Main: Das neue Dorf soll schöner werden, fließend Wasser, ein Kino vielleicht, eine Bowlingbahn

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Herr_Rau Aus viel tiefgefrorenen Gemüseresten viel tiefzufrierende Gemüsebrühe gemacht. So wird das nichts mit dem Abtauen.

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SoVeryBritish Knowing a conversation is officially dead when you have to take two sips of tea in a row

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durst Bei mir hängt so viel von der sogenannten Tagesform ab, dass ich überlege, mich einfach mal an einem guten Tag portionsweise einzufrieren.

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mylittlepwnies3 I'd tell you the joke about the efficient market hypothesis but I assume you have already heard it pic.twitter.com/S7JKEpo2L7

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noonanjo 14. But imagine having to turn launch keys not knowing if we were under attack or if it was b/c foreign leader said a mean thing on twitter

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SPIEGELCaptions Flottenadmiral Zheng He, Weltkarte von Waldseemüller: Putsch gegen den Gewerkschafter?

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@durst Minimalismus. Wenige Dinge besitzen, auf wenigen Quadratmetern wohnen.

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@frachtschaden Nicht nur die Zahlen… aber ich glaub, *jetzt* stimmt’s.

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@frachtschaden Ups, in der Tat, ich hatte die Zahlen vertauscht! Ist korrigiert.

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frachtschaden Für meine neue Kurzgeschichte google ich "Adler Beinlänge". Ok.

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haldaume3 calling my professor colleagues. I plan to not hold classes on Nov 8. can we make this a thing? twitter.com/ericajoy/statu…

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der_handwerk Die Messer in unserer Ferienwohnung sind nicht stumpf, es ist halt nur egal wie herum man sie benutzt.

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texttheater @frachtschaden Ich habe mich an einer Antwort versucht: texttheater.net/eine-antwort-z…

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spinfocl The REAL 10 algorithms that dominate our world medium.com/@_marcos_otero…

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Nachtvogel Jesus Christ Statist

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durst Plot twist: Es reicht, über 4 Brücken zu gehen und Peter Maffay muss umdrehen.

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Ich werde mich nie zwischen Eclipse und NetBeans entscheiden können.

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larsr_h sequence diagram of an object-oriented enterprise architecture pic.twitter.com/yRa2V1FmAh

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omg m) German Beer Ad Shows Men Cradling Their Beer Bellies Like Pregnant Moms-To-Be - My Modern Met mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs…

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mentulas This meme was meant to be anti-feminist but instead it just makes it look cooler pic.twitter.com/4FgrQ6w2Oi

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@asayeed But I don’t find it that repulsive. Tortilla chips don’t need to be salty, do they?

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TheDreamGhoul [plant facts!!]
bananas are technically berries
almonds are seeds
avocados are mammals
most cucumbers are haunted
potatoes aren't even real

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@asayeed As opposed to a *serious* tortilla chip-flavoured chocolate bar?

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MasteringVim Interesting challenge: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/8698…

I dare someone to try this in any other editor than Vim :)

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kimmaicutler A Swedish entrepreneur picks Beijing over Silicon Valley for founding a company: blog.traintracks.io/a-swede-return… pic.twitter.com/FS9Nt7uzMZ

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PicardTips Picard emergency tip: When all else fails, route main power through the main deflector dish.

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_LisaFarrell To the person who hacked my Amazon account and bought 27 books on being a good Christian, you're not exactly off to a flying start.

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Der_Postillon Feedback: Der MDR hat unsere Meldung "Aus "seid" und "seit" wird einheitlich "seidt"" ungeprüft übernommen. Ab 1:51:
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Wort des Tages: konterkarikieren

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"Er hat schon immer ein wenig geschissen auf das, was alle denken."

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Warum man beim Schreiben manchmal bestimmte Buchstaben vermeiden muss: verben.texttheater.net/forum/index.ph…

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@peterbreuer So vieles an den USA macht das schwer vorstellbar.

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levampyre Gna, ich hasse Klamotten shoppen. Warum muß man sich überhaupt anziehen? Lästige Scheiße!

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luisepusch Hillary gilt als unauthentisch. Kommunikationstheoretisch leicht zu beweisen: Sie ist authentischer als die meisten. fembio.org/biographie.php…

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elijahmanor Clippy is making a comeback in a utility I'm making for work 😜 pic.twitter.com/Oe2FHQZ0Uk

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Ich kannte schon viele Gründe für Leipografie, aber den noch nicht! 👍 twitter.com/f_kess/status/…

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AcademicsSay The problem with academic career goals is that you might not be enough of the same person when you reach them to have it be worth it.

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durst packt das Goldspray für die Häufchen ein und führt den Hund Gassi.

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spinfocl Das BMBF fördert freie Programmierer|innen mit 1,2 Mio € prototypefund.de

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SPIEGELCaptions Reformerin Kaiser: Als „Mann für den Angriff“ im Gespräch

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durst Heute muss ich aus dem Gefängnis ausbrechen. Klicke hier, um mir eine Feile in den Kuchen zu backen!

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durst Schimpft die Mutter mit dem Kinde / so prägt sie dessen Großhirnrinde / Geht die Lektion vom Vater aus / geht's da hinein und dort hinaus

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durst Selbstbild als ganz großes Kino in dem ganz großes Tennis gezeigt wird.

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texttheater Morgens yogen, abends pogen.

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AnaPopescu_SV find that using "comrades" moves the conversation forward - or at least derails it enough that this is not an issue twitter.com/nsaphra/status…

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gruenzeug @Lotterleben @lauralindal
HAI
PLZ make me sandwich?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE "omnomnom :)"
O NOES
INVISIBLE ":("
KTHXBYE

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durst Wenn eine Zoogaststätte Schnitzel und Bockwurst anbietet, hat man dann nicht rückwirkend eine riesige Werbeanlage für Schlachtgut besucht?

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labenzticker Maastricht, der: Vorrichtung zum Befüllen eines Oktoberfest-Bierkruges mit exakt 0,738 Litern Gerstensaft labenz.texttheater.net/Maastricht

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SMBCComics Game Theory of Parenting smbc-comics.com/comic/parentin…

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Oh Gott… Ich habe ja Topfpflanzen!

(springt auf)
(stürmt in Bad und Küche)
(trockenes Rascheln und Fluchen)

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peterbreuer „Mein Auto ist lauter wie sonst.“
Kommentar 1: Flexrohr
Kommentar 2: als
Kommentar 3: schmeiß weg, kauf neu

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