The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 2018

natalieweiner this is without a doubt the best thing that's ever happened to me pic.twitter.com/rnVkmhB2dy

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RT @panmisthropist: I live in London, population 9m; the most diverse city on Earth. My neighbours come from all background, cultures, reli…

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wrathematics Data's theoretical peak is 60 TFLOPS, or 8 NVIDIA Voltas which you can rent on ec2 for $25 an hour. That's assuming he operates in double precision. If he's using fp16 that's half of a Volta ($3 an hour on ec2). pic.twitter.com/0TpZIRcxia

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Das geht zu weit. pic.twitter.com/JpBhboIhHQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

IHLaking I 100% subscribe to this philosophy pic.twitter.com/SdGdt7fRGD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline , , : Warum das nicht nur Hashtags sind, sondern der Anfang eines gesellschaftlichen Wandels. bit.ly/2PRjpT1

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:53 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ah__cl Here's a donkey in a situation S3 (from Zweig, 2006). A formal semanticist has sliced through it so that its fleas are outside of S3. This causes lots of quantification problems which can only be repaired with Kratzer's persistence condition (1989) /1 pic.twitter.com/zUtF6sFX29

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @antjeschrupp: Stellt euch mal vor, die Medien würden sich nur einmal mit einem feministischen Buch so ernsthaft und ausführlich auseina…

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RT @pfadintegral: Die ganze Zeitrechnung zu ändern, weil man Arbeitgeber nicht zu humanen Arbeitszeiten bewegen kann, ist vielleicht auch e…

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RT @plaetzchen: Free (German) Startup Idea: An app that let you summon someone with cash to a f-ing „sorry, cash only“-place that pays for…

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RT @EnglishGibson: Oh btw, did you enjoy my use of the colloquial American English ‘anymore’ in the first tweet? As a Brit I’d normally say…

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Jeromobot "The translator has to do consciously what the author did instinctively. And yet it must seem instinctive."

Richard Pevear

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:22 AM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Telling a child to shove a submarine up his ass definitely sounds pedo to me.

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @tutubuslatinus: nuper in cafeo nomine Stellabucks, ego cauponi dixi mihi nomen esse Spartacum. cum caupo ‘Spartace’ vocavisset, omnes c…

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thunderquacks calling characters [first name] [franchise] when they have no confirmed last name is funny but doing it when they do have a confirmed full name is even funnier

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @Archiphilologus: »Mary Shelley war 19, als sie ›Frankenstein‹ schrieb – wie alt warst DU?«

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@ojahnn So, which is it? Smh if not Singapore

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RT @hllizi: No he didn't? Could you please stop treating his word like some holy scripture with lots of layers of hidden meaning? There is…

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RT @Ted_Underwood: Useful for ppl trying to autodidact. Unfortunately every symbol means 5 different things. Wtf, math? https://t.co/2NM0v2…

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artyintheuk if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:34 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @alles_b: Heute waren viele Leute borstig und garstig und ich habe sie stoisch zerfreundlicht. Wohl ist das überaus anstrengend, jedoch…

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RT @mattblaze: As a professor type, I’m puzzled by demand for degree programs in “blockchain”. It’s like having a degree in binary search t…

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"Du hast ja wohl einen an der Vollkorn-Knusper-Waffel."

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RT @hllizi: Was für einfache Menschen ein schreckliches Mordwerkzeug ist, ist für schreckliche Mörder nur ein Werkzeug.

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RT @frachtschaden: Meine Seele nach einem Tag auf deutschen Behörden. https://t.co/rMzOM88ue3

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4 of 5 stars to Early Riser by Jasper Fforde https://t.co/VTjTyyELuV

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RT @MaraWilson: ME (trying to remember the word “atrium”): Our hotel is interesting, the rooms are around a — what do you call it?
@jonnys

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Wort des Tages: die Drumrumkunft

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mibsl1 U+0020 SPACE

Starting around the 7th c. CE the Latin script used blank spaces to separate words. The printing press gave these blanks a physical manifestation, and computers gave them a digital manifestation by encoding it in character set standards.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter Lite)

mibsl1 U+0000 NULL

Originally meant to allow gaps on punch cards for edits, then as a no-op
for teletype terminals and printers, and later on as a terminator for
C strings.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter Lite)

mibsl1 U+002B PLUS SIGN

The oldest known use was by Nicolas d'Oresme in a 14th century manuscript, possibly originating as a simplification of Latin "et" in a manner similar to the ampersand. It gained popularity in mathematical treatises of the late 15th and early 16th centuries.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Am ärgsten werden die Fahrgäste in Düsseldorf und Duisburg getäuscht" https://t.co/ktuvtQTKpv

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"Similar to face palm, bridge pinch is the act of pinching the bridge of your nose with your middle finger and thumb in exasperation." https://t.co/2UqxxcNFpB

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Diese handgetriebenen Gemüsehäcksler sind toll. Mit ein paar lässigen Zügen an der Schnur verwandelt man grobe Stücke in wokfertige Konfetti.

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mhoye Bar none the most bafflingly infuriating thing about Win10 is that you can flick a two-finger scroll, take your hand off the trackpad, _then_ hit the control key, and watch your screen magnification go completely insane.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:28 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

_roryturnbull @wellformedness Sounds like treason to me, Kyle.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness is there a name for the kinds of little cuts you put in a flag to prevent it from flapping too much in the wind?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Wegen mir braucht es Mineolas nicht zu geben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @ojahnn: My mom is working on her sunset-over-the-ocean bot - please look at how good it already is <3 https://t.co/yP1DnDB8kj

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RT @labenzticker: Nortrup, der: Eine Gruppe → Stöckender. https://t.co/kNPXxS2xBl

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RT @berndulrich: So, jetzt ist mein Text über das #vegane Leben auch kostenlos zugänglich https://t.co/UpfgWTHCB0

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RT @andrey_kurenkov: What a nice idea! Symbolic AI is too brittle, so just add some robustness with neural nets while keepin sybolism frame…

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mibsl1 U+002A ASTERISK

First known use was by Aristarchus of Samothrace in the 2nd c. BCE to mark duplicated lines in Homeric poetry. It has been used throughout history to mark and correct defects, as footnote marker, as censorship replacing letters, and many field-specific uses.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @georgjajus: Wir sind Konsumnation - Wir wissen, dass unser #Konsum der #Umwelt schadet, können aber nicht damit aufhören. Selbst wer es…

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ojahnn I do have a clear separation in my class between "let's try to figure this out by experimenting with a code cell" tasks and "write your own solution to problem XY" tasks - the former is done in the class notebook, the latter is done with VSCode.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn For instance, the notebook that I wrote to teach regular expressions has an "import re" line in each executable cell. Redundant if run in correct order, but useful to make each cell executable on its own without raising unexpected errors.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EPoe187 To celebrate my first day as an assistant professor, I just bought two corduroy jackets with elbow patches. I've never been more proud of a purchase in my life.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @plomlompom: "Ist der sächsische Pegida-Pöbler vom LKA ein Symptom dafür, dass Rechte planmäßig die Behörden unterwandern? Die Wahrheit…

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RT @dabnl1: Ein Niederländer vor mir in der RE zum Kontrolleur:
„Ist ihr WLAN defekt? Irgendwie kann ich hier kein Netz finden.“
-
Kontroll…

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RT @evanmiltenburg: Interesting article in Cognition about how non-native speakers’ utterances are interpreted differently from native spea…

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RT @JoStowasser: Bin Generation "Kann noch Karte lesen aber Navi ist geiler, kann noch mit Wählscheibe wählen aber Touchscreen ist geiler,…

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...and invent them, e.g., Konservendüsen, Hechtscheibe

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Leere Konservendosen an die Stoßstange binden, mit Klebestreifen JUST MET an die Heckscheibe schreiben und in den Sonnenuntergang fahren.

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frachtschaden Ich, wenn ich ein Manuskript editiere. pic.twitter.com/Tm23YbtX0V

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Aug 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

KvanOosterom @KevinAtSave We dont do helmets. We build infrastructure and indoctrinate our car drivers.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Aug 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Gib ihm den Klingelton, den er verdient."

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RT @Kunsthalle_HB: Kommende eröffnet die Ausstellung #ProgrammierteKunst.
Mit welchem Algorithmus wurde das Hauptmotiv der Ausstellung „Hom…

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RT @honnibal: Good points!
I'm reluctant to criticise workflows, but personally I seldom use notebooks. I think more data scientists should…

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@Autorwesen Ist es eigentlich Zufall, dass du in einer Kesselstadt wohnst und über eine Kraterstadt schreibst? ;)

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RT @gracedli: I just saw a tumblr post that called the trojan horse a murderous piñata and my life will never be the same

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RT @labenzticker: Mössingen, das: Akustischer Eindruck, den ein Kirchenchor nach durchzechter Nacht in der sonntäglichen Frühmesse hinterlä…

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JaneanPatience On my first day on Twitter, I went right up to the wokest guy in the discourse and called him out as problematic. Never had no trouble after that

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:59 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Achtung, U6 nach Fasanenhof fährt ein." - "Es gibt eine Theorie, nach der das schon geschehen ist."

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RT @gchrupala: The silver lining of supervising and reviewing Data Science projects by the bucketload is that you get to see all those nega…

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RT @zeitonline: Der Autor Max Czollek rechnet in seinem furiosen Essay mit einem verklärten deutschen Selbstverständnis im Integrationsdisk…

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grensgang Das manager Magazin kennt seine Zielgruppe. pic.twitter.com/gfAxdUFSUn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

GoodGermanWords = Under
---
"Under-Butter" = Push around
"Under-Hold" = Amuse
"Under-Lie" = Lose
"Under-Put" = Accuse
"Under-Broad" = Propose
"Under-Right" = Teach
"Under-Hit" = Embezzle
"Under-Leave" = Desist
"Under-Say" = Stop
"Under-Bind" = Stop


pic.twitter.com/eX5BEXGfdb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EvrydayLg Top meta#linguistic(s) work from @McDonalds here. A concisely conveyed impression of what they'd like the burger to make you feel. I wonder if this ad plays in other countries without so much in their , and how it works there, if so? pic.twitter.com/UrfhICAZ66

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

vesaldi Trans people exist in the real world. Not everyone can afford to be the poster child for the gender revolution. Some folks need to make compromises for their own safety, and if you have no constructive advice to give them then shut the fuck up.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

vesaldi The ol' "wear whatever you want because clothing isn't gendered" response to trans people asking for tips on passing is so privileged and dismissive. When trans people want to pass, it's usually for physical or emotional safety. Dismissing that need is callous at best.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @DieKatzenhai: Ich, wenn andere krank sind: Bleib ja zuhause, scheiß auf die anderen, du bist krank, also bleibst du Zuhause!

Ich, wenn…

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@Vilinthril Aber es gibt da ja keinen Kreisverkehr. Es gibt nur Geradeaus- und Linksabbiegespuren.

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60% done with Early Riser, by Jasper Fforde: "'If you don't answer truthfully,' snorted ... https://t.co/tBJC7UqhWm

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michitobler This inconspicuous little fish is an Amazon molly, an all-female species. Females steal sperm from males of closely related species to trigger the development of their offspring, but they dump dad's DNA and make perfect little clones of themselves. Poeciliids are awesome pic.twitter.com/3elUjho8uP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @daniilmagpie: Aakanksha Naik @arnaik19 & Abhilasha Ravichander @Lasha1608: "Stress Test Evaluation for Natural Language Inference". NLI…

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RT @raquelfdzrovira: For those at #COLING2018, today @marcodeltredici will present our paper "Road to Success: Assessing the fate of lingui…

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Geht das nur mir so, oder ist absolut nicht nachvollziehbar, was der Fachanwalt für Verkehrsrecht hier empfiehlt? RECHTS BLINKEN, WENN MAN DER GERADEAUSSPUR FOLGT? https://t.co/DDnSGEEKiU

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RT @labenzticker: Titz, der: Der stylishe kleine Designer-Blutfleck, den der Held eines Action-Films ab einem bestimmten Zeitpunkt wie eine…

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RT @CodepointsNet: This is a cool Twitter account. Like @shadychars in condensed tweet form. (Hopefully as well informed, too.) https://t.c…

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"Keep your wits about you" mit "Behalte deine Witze für dich" übersetzen, al

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RT @peterbreuer: Sächsische Kriminalpolizisten haben bei Ermittlungen gegen Rechtsradikale den Vorteil, dass sie gar nicht aus dem Haus geh…

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RT @kazweida: So you’re telling me Fox News can keep these women straight but manages to confuse Patti LaBelle with Aretha Franklin.

I th…

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RT @texttheater: Man könnte doch die Fassade des Kraftfahr-Bundesamtes mit einem hübschen Punktemuster zieren. #polkadots

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"Menno, die Kirchenglocken sind so laut." - "Lass Gott sich eben austoben, dann ist Ruhe."

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RT @EnglishGibson: Eventuell habe ich gerade überlegt, einen Tweet mit dem Wort „eventuell“ zu beginnen, obwohl (oder gerade weil) das im T…

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chelllssseeea why is this so funny to me pic.twitter.com/fUDik7CTF5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:25 PM, Aug 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

JapanPics From the inside of the new Digital Art Museum in Tokyo pic.twitter.com/n7cdglteSW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Aug 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @c_vassili: Datenabfrage: Jetzt sammeln wir zurück.

Spiegel Online verwendet kein https. Setzt bei Seitenaurfruf 68 Cookies und führt…

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RT @DreddByDawn: Anyone who goes to a punk show for “music, not politics” is a poseur, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk https://t.co/Hoq…

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RT @frau_frosch86: Gerade reden wieder Einige über die Erkenntnis, dass Frauen bei Krankheit anders behandelt werden als Männer, weil sie o…

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Stell überforderten BAMF-Mitarbeiter*n unter Zeitdruck eine Sprachanalysesoftware mit 20% Fehlerrate als "Anhaltspunkt" zur Verfügung, what could POSSIBLY go wrong. https://t.co/7ELyhRgGvj

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RT @Fischblog: Im Grunde ist es ganz simpel: Maximale Länge, Breite und Gewicht für Privatfahrzeuge in der Stadt vorschreiben und fertig. S…

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hoosiertar @lynneguist My favorite salt and vinegar chips story: looking at the package small print and it said "no preservatives". Salt? Vinegar?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Schau mich nicht so handelsüblich an!"

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Kooperatives Multitasking bei der Hausarbeit: "Ugh, Wäsche aufhängen ist so öde. Mal schnell den Badezimmerspiegel putzen."

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Museum Visitor Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like A Cartoonish Painting On The Floor | Gizmodo Australia (via @GizmodoAU) https://t.co/cOaGuSVt3K

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Happy to report I learned the trick and have performed it successfully several times since.

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RT @fliggerit: Jetzt bitte mal aufzeigen, wer sich von einem Erwachsenen in der Öffentlichkeit schon mal gestört gefühlt hat (Heimweg, Disc…

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RT @tillski: "2058 wird eine epochale Kopfnuss": wenn Real-Life-Legasthenie auf #Rente trifft https://t.co/A6lGBC56s7

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RT @Kleckerwingeln: Die Kinder mögen das Flugkarussell nicht mehr. Schlage noch den Hubschrauber vor, aber der sei ‚kackdoof‘. Ernte entset…

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RT @tiger_food: Denke ich auch immer, wenn es heißt 'Dies oder das macht blöd': "Es sind nicht die Kurse, die die Menschen verdummen, die V…

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RT @labenzticker: Langenhart, der: Ein technisches Gerät, das seinen Dienst erstaunlicherweise auch noch nach Jahrzehnten verrichtet. Die g…

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RT @DieJuramama: „Ist das ein Damen- oder ein Herrensakko?“
„Keine Ahnung. Aber ist meins.“
„Gut.Dann kommen bitte noch € 1,60 Ladies-Aufsc…

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phooky I'm kind of OK with the botpacolypse. Clever, funny bots don't need to last forever. I'd usually follow one for a couple of months and then drop it when the concept got stale. It's all right for fun things to have lifespans. Otherwise everything becomes The Simpsons.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @vincentscarpa: Just when you think you can’t love Michael Shannon any more than you already do: https://t.co/3SeiLCY38Z

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GeorgeMonbiot By exchanging plastic cups for corn starch cups
We will exchange climate breakdown for soil erosion
Landfill for pesticides
Marine pollution for hunger
Both materials, used at scale, have massive consequences.
The problem is single use, regardless of the material used.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Popehat [At a naturalization hearing]

Immigration Judge [going through checklist]: Mr. Giuliani, does your client advocate the overthrow of the government by force or violence?

@RudyGiuliani : Violence.

Judge: No, it's not...

Giuliani: Definitely violence.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:12 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @Popehat: Giuliani really has a talent for putting defense arguments as unconvincingly, unappealingly, and suspiciously as possible.…

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@AnjaAmaranth Sorry, hab mich vertan. Komma nach adverbialer Partizipgruppe im Vorfeld, hielt ich für falsch, laut Duden aber fakultativ (D 114).

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@AnjaAmaranth Ich hoffe, du hast ihr den Kommafehler korrigiert. ;)

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RT @hllizi: Wäre ja geiler move von CDU, erst immer SED! SED! rufen und dann der SPD die Linke einfach wegkoalieren, bumms aus.

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Schön übersetzt, Google: "Studenten sind meist Doktoranden, aber es gab auch Meister und sogar Junggesellen."

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RT @EnglishGibson: “Does he already know how lucky he is?”

– if English had an equivalent of “Weiß er schon von seinem Glück?“, a mildly s…

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RT @Schmonnilein: @rantmannshans @IdaFunkhouser @leanindersprite Find vaginas ziemlich cool aber auch sehr wartungsintensiv

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"Let me document it, otherwise it didn't happen."

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Word of the day: panexceptionalism

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Und ich dachte, Peak Piep wäre längst vorbei. https://t.co/j1XkUtMlSP

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RT @BayesForDays: I have updated https://t.co/VTHFK3E28G, a simple python package that allows you to compute your own fancy co-occurrence m…

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rantmannshans espresso auch sowas albernes wenn ich schon drogen baller dann sicher nicht aus puppengeschirr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:16 AM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @mushroomallow: Can't drink the sarcophagus juice, can't eat the tomb cheese, what even is the point of archaeology https://t.co/T5ZQixy…

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<sch> nur noch [sç] aussprechen, alle ziehen Braue hoch, schütteln Kopf, meiden einen

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"Wo ich gestern über effekheischende und sensationslüsterne Literatur geschrieben habe: Hier sind (...) einige meiner Aufsätze aus der vierten Klasse" https://t.co/2YuakkK889 #blogs #feedly

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obiwormkenobi *copes by making memes* pic.twitter.com/qn3XfZMwvf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Aug 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

rafabauer We found love in a hopeless place pic.twitter.com/V3Q5gt9IS0

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:30 PM, Aug 19th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Derselbe Kollege: beschreibt mein T-Shirt mit dem Adjektiv "porno". Fragt mich aber vorher, ob ich dieses Adjektiv kenne. #RücksichtsvolleKommunikation <3 <3 <3

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RT @andrewweathers: @oaostrik to be apolitical is a right wing position in my mind. I’m sorry this happened to you, it’s fucked.

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RT @sjmielke: Today in LaTeX/TikZ packages you never knew you needed: TikZducks! https://t.co/OMwbsXrdk9 / https://t.co/fz8cyVuHjg https://…

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RT @oaostrik: I was kicked out of my local trans org for being 'too political', along with another member, and my wife.

Don't let right-wi…

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RT @JuliaPuehringer: Dass Menschen unter #mequeer, #metwo, #metoo die Dinge benennen, die ihnen in einer Gesellschaft, die so tat, als sei…

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RT @HerrSupersonic: Wissen sie, was WIRKLICH und DRINGEND abgeschafft gehört?

Diese hässlichen, aus der siebten Hölle auf die Erde gebrach…

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RT @MotoClark: Super cool. “Plastic” cup and lid of coffee cup (rest of which is paper) are made of corn starch. Behaves just like plastic…

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RT @panribbon: i feel like femme speech patterns evolved partly to control and mitigate and avoid the pitfalls of patriarchal methods of op…

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RT @panribbon: hotter take: traditionally femme modes of communication like this are valid in their own right. for example, "if that makes…

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RT @labenzticker: Armadale, das: Schwäbisches Gschwader der deutschen Marine. https://t.co/3sgXKNZs7s

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Heute ist ein unglaublich fotogener Tag im Rila-Gebirge

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RT @HCCvPDAC: Ok, this tweet blew up a bit. I have the feeling that journal clubs across the country will be presenting my papers this week…

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HCCvPDAC For the record, my goal isn't to publish 50 papers a year. My goal is to never have someone listening to a journal club on one of my papers say "How the Hell did this get published?" or "Why can't WE publish crap like this?" or "Who the heck reviewed this? His mother?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RT @tallinzen: Best part of science nerd Twitter is getting trolled by your non-nerd friends https://t.co/mTPcBZcigA

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tallinzen You spent all of this time writing this great paper, consider spending another 30 seconds and add curly braces to your bibtex file to make sure the acronyms in the references are capitalized

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @Senficon: I kid you not: Out-of-control censorship machines removed my article warning of out-of-control censorship machines https://t.…

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@EnglishGibson Indeed, I've often noticed nonnative speakers of German using "soll" when "muss" would have been more appropriate. Seems like "muss" covers quite a wide range of situations.

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RT @GabrielBerlin: Esse ~Skyr~, eine ~isländische~ Frischkäsezubereitung, in ~Deutschland~ hergestellt, von einer in ~Dänemark~ ansässigen…

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RT @MuslimIQ: Privilege is when 300 Priests rape 1000 boys & girls and no one asks:
•Where are the moderate Christians?
•Where were they ra…

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RT @LHippopotamelan: Dalí: Surrealism is DESTRUCTIVE, but it DESTROYS only what it considers to be SHACKLES limiting our VISION.
Varo: I'm…

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Wenn die R's des Vortragenden gurgeln wie eine Harley und seine Automaten vage aussehen wie astrologische Charts, ist der Vortrag allein schon deswegen interessant... pic.twitter.com/4TD9J3bWdD

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deifsitassid at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

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MurrayLeeA Me:
Who can give me an example of a determiner?

Student:
'them'.

Me:
Close! 'Them' is actually a pronoun.

Student:
'Give me them books'.

--
I'm so proud.

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@tschfflr Not yet! In short: 1) you can change lexical categories (click on them, then type), 2) you can impose attachment constraints (click-and-drag along the grey blocks to say "this is a constituent"). A new parse then appears after a few seconds.

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@tschfflr https://t.co/unskMtCR86 – you need an account to edit the derivations, I’ll send you a DM. It’s open source, too: https://t.co/fvxYr4Esbg

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Another TODO: better rendering of CCG derivations for RTL writing systems. Tokens should run from right to left and slashes should be flipped accordingly, I think. But not sure about functional categories yet: should functors remain on the left or move to the right? pic.twitter.com/PhaBGz2FV3

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The Russian group convinced me that a new type changing rule is needed for the empty copula, so I quickly added it behind the scenes. TODO: make it possible for annotators to do this directly. pic.twitter.com/EXJecfGbrf

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RT @IchBinJazz: Kann man hier noch IRGENDETWAS schreiben, ohne dass einem eine Vergewaltigung an den Hals gewünscht/man als dumm bezeichnet…

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KordingLab Science is about overcoming failures. List: (1) once I got to be professor, my first 23 grant proposals we're rejected. I am very comfortable now. (2) I was mediocre at school (~B) and particularly bad at stats. Much of my lab's work is close to stats now.

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RT @sollichstun: whoa ok

~~ STORY TIME ~~

ich hab zu mittag einen kleinen wrap gegessen aber war noch immer hungrig. kein problem denk i…

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ESSLLI teaching highlight so far: had my class perform CCG annotation today online for an hour. It was SO MUCH FUN (for all involved, I think). ♥ 26 different languages, I learned a lot, very interesting discussions.

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silviamg Last year my son, who is on the autism spectrum, said he didn't want to watch the show Atypical, about an autistic teen. Instead, he suggested I write a show about an autistic mother and son who fight radioactive mutants because it was "more relevant." I think he's correct. ;)

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RT @davidasilva: having a Very Grad School Moment of agonizing over the exact wording and tone of an email to a professor that will inevita…

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RT @Theophite: i've said it under oath, in court, reciting a direct quotation from someone else. that's my one exception. but if you're bla…

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MarisaGFranco Tip: Instead of asking unfamiliar faces in your department "are you a student?" ask "what is your role, here?" This helps folks who haven't traditionally been the face of academia-- young professors, professors of color, female professors in mostly male departments --belong.

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RT @drluebbers: Bald gibt es Deutschlands erste #ApothekeOhneHomöopathie. Ich berate eine Apotheke zum Homöopathie Ausstieg: freiwillige Se…

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TIL that Bulgarians annoy the hell out other Cyrillic users by writing Ñ‚ like m not only in cursive but also in upright fonts.

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"Die überbackene Aubergine fand ich jetzt nicht *so* bemerkenswert. Nach Tomate schmecken kann ich selber."

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existentialcoms When you are 15 you think no one gets you.
When you are 20 you realize you don't even get yourself.
When you are 30 you realize there just isn't that much to get.

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SarahDuggers Omg who made this masterpiece? pic.twitter.com/wnXToTLSYr

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heathercampbell 106 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/aXST5LVQjb

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RT @Gedankenfetzen: "Dieser Wein schmeckt nach Waldboden, Eicheln und einem Hauch von Trüffel." - "Ja dann schütt ihn halt weg!"

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dies blies auf lol während du hier bist checke aus meine klangwolke

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RT @bundesamtfvs: Zum Glück konnten aufmerksame Bürger einschreiten und verhindern, dass irgendwelche daher gelaufenen Radikale bestimmten,…

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RT @TimoRoettger: Another push: We want to convince linguistic journals to adopt Registered Reports (RRs) as a complementary article type.…

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Esoteric PL nerd fights: "Brainfuck is much better because it's object-oriented and anyway, pointers in Whitespace are HELL!"

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RT @ATBrokenNews: Tropische Riesenzecken bei Zehnjähriger wieder angenäht

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RT @peterbreuer: Eines der anspruchsvollsten Berufsbilder ist die Präzisions-Croutonlegerei in den Suppenlaboratorien von Erasco: Unterschi…

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RT @zeitonline: Lange verheimlichten die Brüder Grimm den Ursprung ihrer angeblichen Volksmärchen. Nicht ohne Grund: Denn die Geschichten s…

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RT @GigaScience: Hidden reproducibility issues are like an underwater iceberg, there is a significant gap between apparent executable work…

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RT @mayhplumb: I talk about this a lot

I had an "intellectually rich home life", and it is a huge privilege

And note: this is NOT the sam…

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RT @jkkummerfeld: I made a page showing how to implement a good (97.2% acc) POS tagger in #DyNet, @PyTorch and @TensorFlow, visualised in a…

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Düsenjäger bricht Schallmauer durch: Gesellschaft zur Trennbarmachung der Präfixverben tagt i

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wzuidema (and I'm not just saying that because I'm grumpy about the rejection of our single submission -- although I indeed am grumpy: 2 very supportive reviewers given us both a 4.5 were apparently not enough to offset one reviewer dismissing not the work but the paradigm)

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wzuidema My twitter feed is full of happy people announcing 2, 3, 4, or even 5 or 6 accepted EMNLP papers. Sincere congratulations to you all -- but zooming out, I'm wondering whether it is a good thing that relatively few labs have become so good at delivering what NLP/ACL reviewers like

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RT @eveewing: once I read an article about procrastination & it said "people who say they work better under pressure only say that to ratio…

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RT @willkirkby: Reminder that we should be using the 🥖 Baguette emoji as the directory separator https://t.co/Pz3AWWQV4E

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RT @Laberkasten: Kann mir jemand erklären was es bedeutet, wenn man von Buchenholzwürfel mit exakt 3,25 cm Kantenlänge träumt?

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RT @Proto_Mike: Wenn du mit deinem geballten Wissen aus dem Studium zum ersten mal am Arbeitsplatz eintriffst https://t.co/nOGxA3Jfk4

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RT @TariTarina: [Vater mit Sohn im Armeeshop vor den Wurfmessern]

"Papa, was ist das?"

"Wurfmesser."

"Wofür sind die?"

"Um still und le…

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rakeshsatyal If
You
Are
A
Group
Of
People
Walking
On
A
Narrow
Sidewalk
In
New
York
City
This
Is
What
You
Should
Look
Like

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RT @peterbreuer: Das ist nicht zwangsläufig ein Augenproblem und kann auch an der Nase liegen. Um das Problem einzugrenzen, schauen sie bit…

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RT @kykel: Ich bin total geschockt, weil wir offensichtlich ein Präpositionalpronomen verloren haben, das JMR Lenz noch benutzt hat.

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RT @pixelatedboat: Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick” has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: “I hope you moth…

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VerbingNouns Now I just need to harness this vibe and apply it to writing articles. I mean, it's the same principle, right? Taking your thoughts/ideas/knowledge and making it digestible by an unknowable audience?

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RT @VerbingNouns: I… really… REALLY really like teaching. This is something I keep forgetting and then re-realising when I get the opportun…

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RT @Autorwesen: Der Mangel an Colophonius-Regenschein-Content in meinem Leben hat mich gestern hart unglücklich gemacht
#Zamonien https://t…

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ess_trainor I just stopped to breathe and realized that today is my last day as an adjunct. Over the past three years, I've taught 1000 students and 35 classes in 5 fields of study at 3 colleges and 6 departments. I've taught online and in person. And I've developed 9 preps. (thread)

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RT @HdxAcademy: "If we become overzealous in our efforts to limit so-called hate speech, we run the risk of setting a trap for the very peo…

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"Das sorgt doch nur für erschwerte Bedingungen, und wer braucht erschwerte Bedingungen?"

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RT @MichelleGlauser: Men—when you introduce your employee who's a woman and say, "She does all the work"/"runs things"/"keeps us all sane"/…

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RT @nelsonlflores: Here is a great post by @sarahshulist telling linguistics twitter that it needs to get itself together.

https://t.co/…

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RT @peterbreuer: „Sieh nur, die Wolke sieht aus wie Hans-Olaf Henkel.“
„Stimmt.“
„Aber Du hast gar nicht geguckt!“
„Hans-Olaf Henkel widert…

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perseveresther ach Elfenbeinturm, Schmelfenschmeinschmurm

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OrgPhysics Guilty as charged. pic.twitter.com/plOd1XUkpW

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Hi @MendeleySupport, I haven't been able to drag/reposition notes for a while in Mendeley Desktop for Linux. Any chance fixing this?

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RT @peterbreuer: Ein Tag im November. Vor dem Hotel in Lima parkte Mike seinen Alfa Romeo lässig rückwärts neben einem Golf ein. „Bravo“, s…

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Autorwesen Alternativer Tweet: "Ah ja der Fuchs, das Enby der Tierwelt. Wenn du kein Hund bist aber auch keine Katze."

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RT @Salome_herself: Ich bin keine Sexarbeiterin. Ich bin Sexkünstlerin!

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RT @jorges: Men and women are very similar. Men and women are very different.

Why both is true: https://t.co/gZ3PdC8xbc

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Wort des Tages: die Glammelanz (Bedeutung dürft ihr euch ausdenken)

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„Das Ziel jeder Arbeit ist Faulheit – dennoch glorifizieren wir Fleiß und Leistung.“ Schön gesagt. https://t.co/cerM1tLITY

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zigdon The Go equivalent of "pythonic" is "gothic", right?

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@EnglishGibson What kind of vehicle is that? A transformer? A Pacific Rim style Jaeger? :D

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RT @EnglishGibson: There’s no way you can say the word “mart” in a British accent without sounding ridiculous. So when, at the Grand Canyon…

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13% done with Early Riser, by Jasper Fforde: The Handmaid's Tale meets Snowpiercer meets... https://t.co/92EK0iGaHy

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@ojahnn Wie war das, als du heute mit Inlinern durch eine Auto-Werkhalle gecruiset bist?

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GoodGermanWords Germany runs on rules. Facing a survivable situation w/two or more incompetents, all Germans must quickly mutter the word , or "Juice Shop."

"Unbelievable! This U-Bahn's a full 45 seconds late - what a Juice Shop!"


pic.twitter.com/adlPbNcKvI

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RT @lukukian: Gebe demnächst eine Gedichtreihe mit dem Namen „Lost and profound“ heraus. Hab noch kein Gedicht, aber bei so einem Titel sin…

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allymcleangames Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself pic.twitter.com/b36mKleVnv

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texttheater Het Niets niet. (Das Nichts tackert.)

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@DHLPaket Warum wird im Tracker nicht angezeigt, wenn ein umgeleitetes Paket in der Filiale abholbereit ist? Ich habe die ganze Zeit gewartet und jetzt geht es zurück zum Absender, na toll. pic.twitter.com/tq1Qw9mkUl

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@ojahnn Und ich dachte, das bedeutet labern :0

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RT @ojahnn: Meine Mutter hat heute ein Wort verwendet, von dem ich dachte, es bedeutet mogeln, und sie sagte, es bedeutet malen. Ich hab da…

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hallo herr ober schaffe das steak nicht mehr bitte einkötern

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RT @yoavgo: If you think about it some more, it is almost a tautology. "if the phenomena does not require more than k-words of history to c…

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RT @yoavgo: aaargh the "When recurrent models don't need to be recurrent" paper is so frustrating!

On the one hand it presents important t…

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RT @HHumorlos: Ich glaub, ich mach jetzt einen Podcast, damit ich endlich was »Hart aber herbstlich« nennen kann.

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„Und Sachsen-Anhalt, wer oder was ist eigentlich Sachsen-Anhalt? Ich kenne die Altmark, ich kenne Magdeburg, Halle, Wittenberg und den Harz – aber Sachsen-Anhalt?“ https://t.co/PqpyQS5E7F

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DannyDutch One of the finest newspaper corrections i've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/ZHgRRFnUj2

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RT @PFTompkins: This guy says “He didn’t violate our rules” like the ding-dong Twitter Terms of Service appeared on the side of a mountain…

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Bloodyromcom Flight's delayed and I've bumped into my ex. I'M IN A BLOODY ROMCOM, AREN'T I? *Commits adorable faux pas adorably, floppy hair*

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RT @EnglishGibson: American pronunciation issue: In the Breaking Bad prequel Better Call Saul, I kept thinking the name of the institution…

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Wort des Tages: lacklüstern

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RT @Thom_Wolf: I made a short summary and a map to explore last week's fascinating twitter megathread on Semantics and Meaning in NLP.

You…

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RT @yoavgo: Conjecture: Only AI problems that you can simulate and sample endlessly many training samples for can be solved with today's al…

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RT @ADFC_Dresden: Bei innerstädtischen Wegen bis 5 km ist das Fahrrad schneller als der PKW, wenn man den Weg von Tür zu Tür zugrunde legt.…

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fermatslibrary Here's a curious mathematical shape: a Squircle is an intermediate between a Square and a Circle. It's a special superellipse and not a "rounded square". pic.twitter.com/avGCuVGWjO

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RT @Schmidtlepp: Klimawandel = Elfenbeinturm
Migration = Elfenbeinturm
Vegetarismus und Veganismus = Elfenbeinturm
MeToo = Elfenbeinturm
Me…

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RT @erik_hansson: Vous or tu? How to address people in French. Mystery solved! #hilarious #French https://t.co/xal90xvLkG

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RT @kathrinpassig: (strategisch verspäteter Tweet, damit sich alle angesprochen fühlen können und nicht nur die Person, die ihn liest, währ…

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RT @python_tip: Be careful when reversing #unicode strings. You may be surprised…

>>> s = "Welcome in 🇬🇧”
>>> s[::-1]
'🇧🇬 ni emocleW'

(th…

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RT @MeiersKaettche: Beim #Sommerinterview ging es 17 Minuten um irgendwas mit Flüchtlingen und 2 Minuten um Wohnen. Mit der Lebenswirklichk…

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moss Is that... is that a feature people look for in an HDTV? pic.twitter.com/c0paWU4eTh

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@ojahnn Habe die Lücke schließen können. Erstaunlicherweise durch einen Flug in den Süden.

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CD_Newton Well that's not what I expected it to look like. Though if any black metal bands need a new logo generated, hit me up. @accidental__aRt pic.twitter.com/lYWGMJEDD5

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RT @EnglishGibson: Well here on our US vacation I’ve taken to using that sound (let’s call it /ʔħħħħħħħħ/) to punctuate anything I might wa…

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RT @evanmiltenburg: #NLProc postdoc position for 4 years. Help build a Dutch FrameNet!

@CLTLVU is a great place :) https://t.co/mU1UqOQ2PD

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RT @peterbreuer: Verstehe nicht, warum so viele ihre Berufung darin sehen, anderen zu erklären, was sie falsch machen. Bei sieben Milliarde…

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RT @kyliesoanes: Me writing today:
“Hmmm. This paragraph is tricky. It’s going to take a lot of careful thought. Maybe some concept mappin…

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RT @frachtschaden: in der grütze liegt die wrütze

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RT @polytomous: cs researcher: we need to figure out ways to write safer code with fewer bugs so it can be exploited less often.
Hu et. al…

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RT @voxdotcom: Data shows a surprising campus free speech problem: left-wingers being fired for their opinions https://t.co/681rXOgOON

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RT @annanasskeks: *räumt auf*
*hat keinen Bock mehr*
*macht Peter Fox' Alles Neu an*
*rennoviert Nachbarwohnung gleich mit*

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Vollgestopfter Eastpak-Rucksack ist tiefer als hoch

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ojahnn Luckily, I have since realized that I'm friends with me-in-six-years, me-in-twenty-four-years, me-in-twenty-eight-years, and me-six-years-ago, so I can ask all those people what decision they would make and why

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ojahnn The other day I had to make a decision and caught myself thinking, "I wish I was friends with myself. I bet I'd give great advice here."

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RT @chazfirestone: “Escher sentences” are sentences that seem fine at first, but on reflection have no stable interpretation, just like Esc…

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RT @labenzticker: Meinersfehn, das: Seltsames Gefühl, das einen von Zeit zu Zeit überkommt, und bei dem es einem unbegreiflich erscheint, d…

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RT @SocMedDr: Good thread for those with new academic positions. To this I add: it’s ok if the first year slump lasts longer than a year. h…

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RT @frachtschaden: In Großbritannien etwa wird man transkulturiert, indem man die hier geltenden Höflichkeitsregeln (die man schnell zu sch…

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RT @EnglishGibson: But here on holiday in the US, surrounded by my wife’s family, they’ve effortlessly adopted full-on American accents. Th…

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RT @astefanowitsch: Ich: Ich als alter weißer Mann…

Nazis: Du bist doch nicht weiß!

Maskus: Du bist doch kein Mann!



Ich: Hat dem niem…

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RT @Tim_Dettmers: This work presents strong and rigorous evidence that we should abandon RNNs and move on to using convolutions for sequenc…

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A Candid Conversation With Vince Gilligan on ‘Better Call Saul’ – Rolling Stone https://t.co/W8I7cYC41S

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RT @peterbreuer: Wie ich mir die Logopräsentation von Peter Saville bei Burberry vorstelle. Am Ende ist die Marke noch mit einem blauen Aug…

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thegermanfor The German for being so tired that you are "running on empty" is "auf dem Zahnfleisch gehen" which means walking on one's gums 1/2

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RT @mayhewsw: I definitely instructed my fingers to type “although” but instead they produced “algorithm” fully-formed and free of impuriti…

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SophiaCannon Why Apple is worth $1 trillion pic.twitter.com/LuO4Tz5aKF

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RT @bundesamtfvs: Daher ist das bedingungslose Grundeinkommen eine schlechte Idee: Entspannte Menschen sind schlecht zu führen. Der Bürger…

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RT @gchrupala: Quite a few names for the idea of decoding information from activation patterns in neural networks: decoding (https://t.co/s…

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PhilipPapaelias Most humans support efforts to fight environmental destruction but a small group of deniers abetted by politicians they buy are leading us towards the cliff. - We Are All Climate Refugees Now by Jeffrey D. Sachs @JeffDSachs @ProSyn prosyn.org/12Nn5aD

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RT @wiase: Unter #DieMaskeAbnehmen berichten Autist*innen, welch harte Arbeit es für sie ist, sich in vorgestanzte gesellschaftliche Muster…

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RT @Khue_P: Dies ist ein besonderer Moment meiner journalistischen Karriere: Es gibt in unserem Redaktionssystem ein neues Zeichenformat fü…

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RT @remcoknooi: This is pretty ace. It's linguistically informed, transparently based on voicing, place and manner of articulation in much…

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martijnwieling Vraag de @Google Assistant maar eens of ze spreekt :) @hvdgc pic.twitter.com/6dXgIQstJz

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aparrish hey help me make a list of (and taxonomize?) artworks that engage with twitter as a medium that aren't bots (i.e., don't involve automated posting of content)

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FarzaTV friend: yo dude, wanna drink?

me: nah man, that stuff kills brain cells.

friend: you say its killing brain cells but i say its just real life dropout to prevent overfitting

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RT @peterbreuer: Der slowakische Genitiv des Wortes Brimsennocken im Wikipedia-Beitrag über das alljährliche Brimsennocken-Wettessen war fü…

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Chinchillazllla In movies and TV shows, if anyone kills a toddler that's like the laziest way to show that they're irredeemable and evil beyond belief.

In real life, ICE killed a toddler, and people are arguing that the toddler deserved it for coming here without papers.

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“Hi, I’m Bob, your delivery boy. What can I deliver you from?”

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Gucke Deliverance (1972). Burt Reynolds hat Koteletten so groß wie das Saarland.

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RT @peterbreuer: Ich habe eine Schwäche für minimalistische Kreuzworträtsel. https://t.co/TYkKXayNcu

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RT @honnibal: In NLP and ML we talk a lot about models and optimization. But this isn't where the battle is really won! I've been trying to…

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ThinkPads: IMMER Ärger mit Audio (und nur mit Audio)

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RT @oaostrik: You're damn right I'm too hot to work bitch 🧜‍♀️💃👄 https://t.co/Zfz6h23xUC

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RT @evanmiltenburg: @ojahnn If you need any teaching resources, this may be useful: https://t.co/OBJqn6QCTv

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RT @fchollet: Looking at satellite pictures of fields in France taken in the summer, you'll notice bright patterns that seem coherent acros…

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RT @Flex_Lida: faust zwei fand ich dann doch etwas verstörend.
#lesenundsex
#daslöschichspäterwieder

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„Mach mal die Jalousie runter!“, aber als Aufforderung, nicht so eifersüchtig zu sein.

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RT @zeitonline: "Jahrelang suchte ich den Fehler bei meinem Verhalten, saß ungezählte Tage auf dem Klo und atmete in meine geschlossenen Hä…

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astroehlein The number of new arrivals to Europe is way down - but that doesn't stop some politicians trying to scare people to win votes... Will the reality get through to voters before European Parliament elections in May 2019? politi.co/2LLup62 pic.twitter.com/36FPa9pwRb

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RT @heuteshow: Bayerns #Ankerzentren sind heute in Betrieb gegangen.
Jetzt braucht man nur noch Flüchtlinge. Aber irgendwas ist ja immer.

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RT @JimiDevine: DA says no more pot possession or smoking prosecutions in Manhattan effective immediately.

https://t.co/LnQbl1i9cr

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RT @SemMinusContext: precisely as Geach’s ignorant lumpers maintain

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tessaapproves People are like - "you must be used to this heat coming from Phoenix!" Yeah - NO. I'm not used to having to walk in it, carry my groceries in it, sleep in it, work in it, not be able to escape from it!

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RT @larsweisbrod: Warum ich mich nicht löschen werde Herr Lanier 😡😡 https://t.co/ukhywTb5IG

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RT @frachtschaden: Ob @AnjaKarliczek ihm schon persönlich gesagt hat, dass sie erwartet, dass er "sich mal besser erklärt"?

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texttheater @antske Various pros and cons of both usages are discussed in the comments under that article... it seems the issue remains unresolved.

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@antske Various pros and cons of both usages are discussed in the comments under that article... it seems the issue remains unresolved.

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antske @texttheater More commonly defined the other way around, I believe.

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"reproduce": verify findings using the same data sets and software
"replicate": verify findings using independent data, analytical methods, laboratories, and instruments
languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=21956

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That slight gap between my desires and reality? Completely unacceptable.

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"ICH mache hier die Scherze."

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