Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

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August 2018

natalieweiner this is without a doubt the best thing that's ever happened to me pic.twitter.com/rnVkmhB2dy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

panmisthropist I live in London, population 9m; the most diverse city on Earth. My neighbours come from all background, cultures, religions. I do enjoy the rampant irony of being accused of living in a ‘bubble’ by some webbed wonder from Shitbury on the Wold; population 60; surnames 4.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

wrathematics Data's theoretical peak is 60 TFLOPS, or 8 NVIDIA Voltas which you can rent on ec2 for $25 an hour. That's assuming he operates in double precision. If he's using fp16 that's half of a Volta ($3 an hour on ec2). pic.twitter.com/0TpZIRcxia

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Das geht zu weit. pic.twitter.com/JpBhboIhHQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

IHLaking I 100% subscribe to this philosophy pic.twitter.com/SdGdt7fRGD

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline , , : Warum das nicht nur Hashtags sind, sondern der Anfang eines gesellschaftlichen Wandels. bit.ly/2PRjpT1

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:53 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ah__cl Here's a donkey in a situation S3 (from Zweig, 2006). A formal semanticist has sliced through it so that its fleas are outside of S3. This causes lots of quantification problems which can only be repaired with Kratzer's persistence condition (1989) /1 pic.twitter.com/zUtF6sFX29

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

antjeschrupp Stellt euch mal vor, die Medien würden sich nur einmal mit einem feministischen Buch so ernsthaft und ausführlich auseinandersetzen wie mit diesem Hassschreiber.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

pfadintegral Die ganze Zeitrechnung zu ändern, weil man Arbeitgeber nicht zu humanen Arbeitszeiten bewegen kann, ist vielleicht auch einfach die schönste Illustration von Politik unter kapitalistischen Verhältnissen twitter.com/Balzac2m/statu…

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plaetzchen Free (German) Startup Idea: An app that let you summon someone with cash to a f-ing „sorry, cash only“-place that pays for you. You are charged on you card. Takes a small fee that is shared between you and the cash donor. I call it „FYZA - Fuck Your Zukunftsangst“

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EnglishGibson Oh btw, did you enjoy my use of the colloquial American English ‘anymore’ in the first tweet? As a Brit I’d normally say ‘these days’ or ‘nowadays’, but I thought ‘anymore’ sounded more snappy.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:45 AM, Aug 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Jeromobot "The translator has to do consciously what the author did instinctively. And yet it must seem instinctive."

Richard Pevear

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hllizi Telling a child to shove a submarine up his ass definitely sounds pedo to me.

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

tutubuslatinus nuper in cafeo nomine Stellabucks, ego cauponi dixi mihi nomen esse Spartacum. cum caupo ‘Spartace’ vocavisset, omnes convivae simul surrexerunt et una nuntiaverunt se esse Spartacum. ego, interea, maxime gaudebam cauponem casu vocativo usum esse.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

thunderquacks calling characters [first name] [franchise] when they have no confirmed last name is funny but doing it when they do have a confirmed full name is even funnier

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Archiphilologus »Mary Shelley war 19, als sie ›Frankenstein‹ schrieb – wie alt warst DU?«

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn So, which is it? Smh if not Singapore

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hllizi No he didn't? Could you please stop treating his word like some holy scripture with lots of layers of hidden meaning? There is just one layer here and that's the plain dumb one on which there is nothing to see. twitter.com/washingtonpost…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:03 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Ted_Underwood Useful for ppl trying to autodidact. Unfortunately every symbol means 5 different things. Wtf, math? twitter.com/clured/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

artyintheuk if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:34 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

alles_b Heute waren viele Leute borstig und garstig und ich habe sie stoisch zerfreundlicht. Wohl ist das überaus anstrengend, jedoch es funktioniert. (Gehe nun, von mir selbst tief und auch ein bisschen eklig ergriffen, die Spülmaschine entkalken.)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:31 PM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

mattblaze As a professor type, I’m puzzled by demand for degree programs in “blockchain”. It’s like having a degree in binary search trees, an at least equally important and interesting data structure.

Just study computer science (or business or embezzlement or whatever).

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Du hast ja wohl einen an der Vollkorn-Knusper-Waffel."

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hllizi Was für einfache Menschen ein schreckliches Mordwerkzeug ist, ist für schreckliche Mörder nur ein Werkzeug.

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Aug 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Meine Seele nach einem Tag auf deutschen Behörden. pic.twitter.com/rMzOM88ue3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

4 of 5 stars to Early Riser by Jasper Fforde goodreads.com/review/show?id…

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MaraWilson ME (trying to remember the word “atrium”): Our hotel is interesting, the rooms are around a — what do you call it?
@jonnysun (who has a degree in architecture): A giant hole?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Wort des Tages: die Drumrumkunft

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mibsl1 U+0020 SPACE

Starting around the 7th c. CE the Latin script used blank spaces to separate words. The printing press gave these blanks a physical manifestation, and computers gave them a digital manifestation by encoding it in character set standards.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 10:56 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter Lite)

mibsl1 U+0000 NULL

Originally meant to allow gaps on punch cards for edits, then as a no-op
for teletype terminals and printers, and later on as a terminator for
C strings.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter Lite)

mibsl1 U+002B PLUS SIGN

The oldest known use was by Nicolas d'Oresme in a 14th century manuscript, possibly originating as a simplification of Latin "et" in a manner similar to the ampersand. It gained popularity in mathematical treatises of the late 15th and early 16th centuries.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Am ärgsten werden die Fahrgäste in Düsseldorf und Duisburg getäuscht" twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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"Similar to face palm, bridge pinch is the act of pinching the bridge of your nose with your middle finger and thumb in exasperation." urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

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Diese handgetriebenen Gemüsehäcksler sind toll. Mit ein paar lässigen Zügen an der Schnur verwandelt man grobe Stücke in wokfertige Konfetti.

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mhoye Bar none the most bafflingly infuriating thing about Win10 is that you can flick a two-finger scroll, take your hand off the trackpad, _then_ hit the control key, and watch your screen magnification go completely insane.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:28 AM, Aug 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

_roryturnbull @wellformedness Sounds like treason to me, Kyle.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness is there a name for the kinds of little cuts you put in a flag to prevent it from flapping too much in the wind?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Wegen mir braucht es Mineolas nicht zu geben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn My mom is working on her sunset-over-the-ocean bot - please look at how good it already is <3 twitter.com/seascapes12/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Nortrup, der: Eine Gruppe → Stöckender. labenz.texttheater.net/Nortrup

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Aug 28th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

berndulrich So, jetzt ist mein Text über das Leben auch kostenlos zugänglich zeit.de/zeit-magazin/2…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:44 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

andrey_kurenkov What a nice idea! Symbolic AI is too brittle, so just add some robustness with neural nets while keepin sybolism framework

"In an attempt to close this gap between learning-based and KRR methods, we developed a novel model architecture, called recursive reasoning network (RRN)" twitter.com/Miles_Brundage…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

mibsl1 U+002A ASTERISK

First known use was by Aristarchus of Samothrace in the 2nd c. BCE to mark duplicated lines in Homeric poetry. It has been used throughout history to mark and correct defects, as footnote marker, as censorship replacing letters, and many field-specific uses.

via Twidere for Android #8 (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

georgjajus Wir sind Konsumnation - Wir wissen, dass unser der schadet, können aber nicht damit aufhören. Selbst wer es versucht, verstrickt sich in Widersprüche.
zeit.de/kultur/2017-06… via @zeitonline

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ojahnn I do have a clear separation in my class between "let's try to figure this out by experimenting with a code cell" tasks and "write your own solution to problem XY" tasks - the former is done in the class notebook, the latter is done with VSCode.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn For instance, the notebook that I wrote to teach regular expressions has an "import re" line in each executable cell. Redundant if run in correct order, but useful to make each cell executable on its own without raising unexpected errors.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EPoe187 To celebrate my first day as an assistant professor, I just bought two corduroy jackets with elbow patches. I've never been more proud of a purchase in my life.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom "Ist der sächsische Pegida-Pöbler vom LKA ein Symptom dafür, dass Rechte planmäßig die Behörden unterwandern? Die Wahrheit ist besorgniserregender: Der Apparat zieht Reaktionäre an - oder bringt sie sogar hervor." spiegel.de/politik/deutsc…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

dabnl1 Ein Niederländer vor mir in der RE zum Kontrolleur:
„Ist ihr WLAN defekt? Irgendwie kann ich hier kein Netz finden.“
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Kontrolleur: „Wir sind bei der Deutschen Bahn. Ich bin froh wenn sich hier schon die Türen schließen“😂

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Aug 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

evanmiltenburg Interesting article in Cognition about how non-native speakers’ utterances are interpreted differently from native speakers’ utterances: sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

Includes nice review, this finding stood out to me:

Same utterance, different speakers => different meaning.

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JoStowasser Bin Generation "Kann noch Karte lesen aber Navi ist geiler, kann noch mit Wählscheibe wählen aber Touchscreen ist geiler, kann noch auf Diskette speichern aber Cloud ist geiler, kann weiter im Patriarchat leben aber Gleichberechtigung wär geiler"

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...and invent them, e.g., Konservendüsen, Hechtscheibe

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Leere Konservendosen an die Stoßstange binden, mit Klebestreifen JUST MET an die Heckscheibe schreiben und in den Sonnenuntergang fahren.

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frachtschaden Ich, wenn ich ein Manuskript editiere. pic.twitter.com/Tm23YbtX0V

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KvanOosterom @KevinAtSave We dont do helmets. We build infrastructure and indoctrinate our car drivers.

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"Gib ihm den Klingelton, den er verdient."

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Kunsthalle_HB Kommende eröffnet die Ausstellung .
Mit welchem Algorithmus wurde das Hauptmotiv der Ausstellung „Hommage à Paul Klee“ (1965) von Frieder Nake wohl erstellt...? @UniBremen @HfKBremen pic.twitter.com/WMx9JdV18C

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Aug 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

honnibal Good points!
I'm reluctant to criticise workflows, but personally I seldom use notebooks. I think more data scientists should be shipping software, not just results -- it's good for your career to be a bit fuller stack. twitter.com/joelgrus/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Aug 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

@Autorwesen Ist es eigentlich Zufall, dass du in einer Kesselstadt wohnst und über eine Kraterstadt schreibst? ;)

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gracedli I just saw a tumblr post that called the trojan horse a murderous piñata and my life will never be the same

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Aug 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Mössingen, das: Akustischer Eindruck, den ein Kirchenchor nach durchzechter Nacht in der sonntäglichen Frühmesse hinterlässt. labenz.texttheater.net/M%C3%B6ssingen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:04 AM, Aug 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

JaneanPatience On my first day on Twitter, I went right up to the wokest guy in the discourse and called him out as problematic. Never had no trouble after that

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:59 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Achtung, U6 nach Fasanenhof fährt ein." - "Es gibt eine Theorie, nach der das schon geschehen ist."

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gchrupala The silver lining of supervising and reviewing Data Science projects by the bucketload is that you get to see all those negative results that are normally relegated to the file drawer. Aka, most non-trivial things cannot be predicted and simple baselines are rarely beaten.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Der Autor Max Czollek rechnet in seinem furiosen Essay mit einem verklärten deutschen Selbstverständnis im Integrationsdiskurs ab. Ein Buch im richtigen Moment, findet unsere Autorin @nouvelle_wagnis: bit.ly/2wnC93s pic.twitter.com/2SpVyY0WPH

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grensgang Das manager Magazin kennt seine Zielgruppe. pic.twitter.com/gfAxdUFSUn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

GoodGermanWords = Under
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"Under-Butter" = Push around
"Under-Hold" = Amuse
"Under-Lie" = Lose
"Under-Put" = Accuse
"Under-Broad" = Propose
"Under-Right" = Teach
"Under-Hit" = Embezzle
"Under-Leave" = Desist
"Under-Say" = Stop
"Under-Bind" = Stop


pic.twitter.com/eX5BEXGfdb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EvrydayLg Top meta#linguistic(s) work from @McDonalds here. A concisely conveyed impression of what they'd like the burger to make you feel. I wonder if this ad plays in other countries without so much in their , and how it works there, if so? pic.twitter.com/UrfhICAZ66

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

vesaldi Trans people exist in the real world. Not everyone can afford to be the poster child for the gender revolution. Some folks need to make compromises for their own safety, and if you have no constructive advice to give them then shut the fuck up.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

vesaldi The ol' "wear whatever you want because clothing isn't gendered" response to trans people asking for tips on passing is so privileged and dismissive. When trans people want to pass, it's usually for physical or emotional safety. Dismissing that need is callous at best.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

DieKatzenhai Ich, wenn andere krank sind: Bleib ja zuhause, scheiß auf die anderen, du bist krank, also bleibst du Zuhause!

Ich, wenn mir der Arm abgetrennt wurde: Na ja, ich könnte mich krankschreiben lassen, aber es ist ja nicht so, dass ich kurz vorm Sterben bin. Passt schon.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

@Vilinthril Aber es gibt da ja keinen Kreisverkehr. Es gibt nur Geradeaus- und Linksabbiegespuren.

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60% done with Early Riser, by Jasper Fforde: "'If you don't answer truthfully,' snorted ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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michitobler This inconspicuous little fish is an Amazon molly, an all-female species. Females steal sperm from males of closely related species to trigger the development of their offspring, but they dump dad's DNA and make perfect little clones of themselves. Poeciliids are awesome pic.twitter.com/3elUjho8uP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

daniilmagpie Aakanksha Naik @arnaik19 & Abhilasha Ravichander @Lasha1608: "Stress Test Evaluation for Natural Language Inference". NLI requires modelling of quantification, compositionality and many more. Paper: aclweb.org/anthology/C18-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

raquelfdzrovira For those at , today @marcodeltredici will present our paper "Road to Success: Assessing the fate of linguistic innovations in online communities" (an AC favourite 🙂) in session 2-1-a (10:30-11:50). Check it out if you are interested in computational sociolinguistics! twitter.com/coling2018/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Aug 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Geht das nur mir so, oder ist absolut nicht nachvollziehbar, was der Fachanwalt für Verkehrsrecht hier empfiehlt? RECHTS BLINKEN, WENN MAN DER GERADEAUSSPUR FOLGT? twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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labenzticker Titz, der: Der stylishe kleine Designer-Blutfleck, den der Held eines Action-Films ab einem bestimmten Zeitpunkt wie einen Modeschmuck und Markenzeichen im Gesicht trägt. Einer der coolsten ist Christian Bales Mundwinkeltitz in Equilibrium. labenz.texttheater.net/Titz

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:03 AM, Aug 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet This is a cool Twitter account. Like @shadychars in condensed tweet form. (Hopefully as well informed, too.) twitter.com/mibsl1/status/…

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"Keep your wits about you" mit "Behalte deine Witze für dich" übersetzen, al

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peterbreuer Sächsische Kriminalpolizisten haben bei Ermittlungen gegen Rechtsradikale den Vorteil, dass sie gar nicht aus dem Haus gehen müssen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Aug 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

kazweida So you’re telling me Fox News can keep these women straight but manages to confuse Patti LaBelle with Aretha Franklin.

I think we all know what that’s about. pic.twitter.com/ypGajYDL1m

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Aug 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Man könnte doch die Fassade des Kraftfahr-Bundesamtes mit einem hübschen Punktemuster zieren.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Aug 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Menno, die Kirchenglocken sind so laut." - "Lass Gott sich eben austoben, dann ist Ruhe."

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EnglishGibson Eventuell habe ich gerade überlegt, einen Tweet mit dem Wort „eventuell“ zu beginnen, obwohl (oder gerade weil) das im Tweet beschriebene Ereignis tatsächlich geschah.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Aug 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

chelllssseeea why is this so funny to me pic.twitter.com/fUDik7CTF5

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JapanPics From the inside of the new Digital Art Museum in Tokyo pic.twitter.com/n7cdglteSW

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c_vassili Datenabfrage: Jetzt sammeln wir zurück.

Spiegel Online verwendet kein https. Setzt bei Seitenaurfruf 68 Cookies und führt 303 Third-party requests bei 73 externen Dienstleistern durch.

Ich würd ja einfach die Fresse halten. twitter.com/SPIEGEL_Netz/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

DreddByDawn Anyone who goes to a punk show for “music, not politics” is a poseur, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk twitter.com/consequence/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:19 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frau_frosch86 Gerade reden wieder Einige über die Erkenntnis, dass Frauen bei Krankheit anders behandelt werden als Männer, weil sie oft andere Symptome zeigen und die Medizin im Studium von der männlichen Perspektive ausgeht.

Ich glaube, es ist an der Zeit, persönlich zu werden.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:17 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Stell überforderten BAMF-Mitarbeiter*n unter Zeitdruck eine Sprachanalysesoftware mit 20% Fehlerrate als "Anhaltspunkt" zur Verfügung, what could POSSIBLY go wrong. twitter.com/Motherboard_DE…

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Fischblog Im Grunde ist es ganz simpel: Maximale Länge, Breite und Gewicht für Privatfahrzeuge in der Stadt vorschreiben und fertig. Spart auch Parkraum.

Wär ein bisschen schade um das Straßentheater mit den von ihren Panzern überforderten Hipsterfamilien, aber man muss Opfer bringen. twitter.com/joerg_spengler…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

hoosiertar @lynneguist My favorite salt and vinegar chips story: looking at the package small print and it said "no preservatives". Salt? Vinegar?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Schau mich nicht so handelsüblich an!"

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Kooperatives Multitasking bei der Hausarbeit: "Ugh, Wäsche aufhängen ist so öde. Mal schnell den Badezimmerspiegel putzen."

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Museum Visitor Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like A Cartoonish Painting On The Floor | Gizmodo Australia (via @GizmodoAU) gizmodo.com.au/2018/08/museum…

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Happy to report I learned the trick and have performed it successfully several times since.

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fliggerit Jetzt bitte mal aufzeigen, wer sich von einem Erwachsenen in der Öffentlichkeit schon mal gestört gefühlt hat (Heimweg, Disco, Zug, Restaurant, Hotel, Arbeitsplatz) twitter.com/Ingeborch/stat…

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 1:55 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

tillski "2058 wird eine epochale Kopfnuss": wenn Real-Life-Legasthenie auf trifft zeit.de/zeit-magazin/l…

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Kleckerwingeln Die Kinder mögen das Flugkarussell nicht mehr. Schlage noch den Hubschrauber vor, aber der sei ‚kackdoof‘. Ernte entsetzte Blicke der Helikoptermom links neben mir, während sie ihrem Sohn Hände und Unterarme mit Sterilium abwäscht. Eventuell muss der Kleine heute noch operieren.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

tiger_food Denke ich auch immer, wenn es heißt 'Dies oder das macht blöd': "Es sind nicht die Kurse, die die Menschen verdummen, die Verdummung war abgeschlossen, als man den Scharlatankurs wählte und bezahlte." spiegel.de/forum/gesundhe…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Langenhart, der: Ein technisches Gerät, das seinen Dienst erstaunlicherweise auch noch nach Jahrzehnten verrichtet. Die großen Hersteller bemühen sich, solche Ausreißer unauffällig zurückzukaufen, um den Fehler künftig vermeiden zu können. labenz.texttheater.net/Langenhart

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:41 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

DieJuramama „Ist das ein Damen- oder ein Herrensakko?“
„Keine Ahnung. Aber ist meins.“
„Gut.Dann kommen bitte noch € 1,60 Ladies-Aufschlag auf die Reinigung dazu.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

CrazyinRussia Russian engineering. pic.twitter.com/coXxlwrMp5

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phooky I'm kind of OK with the botpacolypse. Clever, funny bots don't need to last forever. I'd usually follow one for a couple of months and then drop it when the concept got stale. It's all right for fun things to have lifespans. Otherwise everything becomes The Simpsons.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Aug 21st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

vincentscarpa Just when you think you can’t love Michael Shannon any more than you already do: pic.twitter.com/3SeiLCY38Z

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GeorgeMonbiot By exchanging plastic cups for corn starch cups
We will exchange climate breakdown for soil erosion
Landfill for pesticides
Marine pollution for hunger
Both materials, used at scale, have massive consequences.
The problem is single use, regardless of the material used.

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Popehat [At a naturalization hearing]

Immigration Judge [going through checklist]: Mr. Giuliani, does your client advocate the overthrow of the government by force or violence?

@RudyGiuliani : Violence.

Judge: No, it's not...

Giuliani: Definitely violence.

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Popehat Giuliani really has a talent for putting defense arguments as unconvincingly, unappealingly, and suspiciously as possible.

If his son were a Manhattan gynecologist he’d go around saying “my boy spends his days fingering women near the park.”

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@AnjaAmaranth Sorry, hab mich vertan. Komma nach adverbialer Partizipgruppe im Vorfeld, hielt ich für falsch, laut Duden aber fakultativ (D 114).

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@AnjaAmaranth Ich hoffe, du hast ihr den Kommafehler korrigiert. ;)

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hllizi Wäre ja geiler move von CDU, erst immer SED! SED! rufen und dann der SPD die Linke einfach wegkoalieren, bumms aus.

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Schön übersetzt, Google: "Studenten sind meist Doktoranden, aber es gab auch Meister und sogar Junggesellen."

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EnglishGibson “Does he already know how lucky he is?”

– if English had an equivalent of “Weiß er schon von seinem Glück?“, a mildly sarcastic way of asking whether someone is aware that a particular task is coming their way.

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Schmonnilein @rantmannshans @IdaFunkhouser @leanindersprite Find vaginas ziemlich cool aber auch sehr wartungsintensiv

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"Let me document it, otherwise it didn't happen."

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Word of the day: panexceptionalism

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Und ich dachte, Peak Piep wäre längst vorbei. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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BayesForDays I have updated github.com/BayesForDays/n…, a simple python package that allows you to compute your own fancy co-occurrence matrices and train word/entity/etc. embeddings from minimally pre-processed text. New updates include a GloVe implementation and some more examples!

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rantmannshans espresso auch sowas albernes wenn ich schon drogen baller dann sicher nicht aus puppengeschirr

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mushroomallow Can't drink the sarcophagus juice, can't eat the tomb cheese, what even is the point of archaeology twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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<sch> nur noch [sç] aussprechen, alle ziehen Braue hoch, schütteln Kopf, meiden einen

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"Wo ich gestern über effekheischende und sensationslüsterne Literatur geschrieben habe: Hier sind (...) einige meiner Aufsätze aus der vierten Klasse" herr-rau.de/wordpress/2018…

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obiwormkenobi *copes by making memes* pic.twitter.com/qn3XfZMwvf

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rafabauer We found love in a hopeless place pic.twitter.com/V3Q5gt9IS0

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Derselbe Kollege: beschreibt mein T-Shirt mit dem Adjektiv "porno". Fragt mich aber vorher, ob ich dieses Adjektiv kenne. <3 <3 <3

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andrewweathers @oaostrik to be apolitical is a right wing position in my mind. I’m sorry this happened to you, it’s fucked.

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sjmielke Today in LaTeX/TikZ packages you never knew you needed: TikZducks! github.com/samcarter8/tik… / ctan.org/pkg/tikzducks pic.twitter.com/ZuaVCANep0

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oaostrik I was kicked out of my local trans org for being 'too political', along with another member, and my wife.

Don't let right-wing nationalist queers masquerade as 'apolotical' orgs.

This bitch is not taking any of this shit.

Details on my blog: eveningoflight.nl/subspecie/too-… pic.twitter.com/V2Rk6rxOei

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JuliaPuehringer Dass Menschen unter , , die Dinge benennen, die ihnen in einer Gesellschaft, die so tat, als sei das normal, angetan wurden, ist eine Revolution, die sich nicht mehr rückgängig machen lässt, online wie offline. Fantastisch ist das.

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HerrSupersonic Wissen sie, was WIRKLICH und DRINGEND abgeschafft gehört?

Diese hässlichen, aus der siebten Hölle auf die Erde gebrachten, widerlich und perfide konstruierten, brutal sinnlosen und die Menschheitshirne zerfickenden, nach innen zu drückenden Pappenupsis an Salzpackungen.

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MotoClark Super cool. “Plastic” cup and lid of coffee cup (rest of which is paper) are made of corn starch. Behaves just like plastic but biodegrades in 30 days. This is a Welsh council doing this. Zero single use plastic. If they can afford to so can Starbucks/Costa et al. pic.twitter.com/1CZPdNEPE6

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panribbon i feel like femme speech patterns evolved partly to control and mitigate and avoid the pitfalls of patriarchal methods of oppressive communication

but imo they're also wayyy better at negotiating consensus than the traditional patriarchal discursive/debate club thing

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panribbon hotter take: traditionally femme modes of communication like this are valid in their own right. for example, "if that makes sense" is good for signalling that i'm prepared to explain because communication is not a precision thing

also for seeking reassurance that i'm understood twitter.com/itsrorypower/s…

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labenzticker Armadale, das: Schwäbisches Gschwader der deutschen Marine. labenz.texttheater.net/Armadale

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Heute ist ein unglaublich fotogener Tag im Rila-Gebirge

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HCCvPDAC Ok, this tweet blew up a bit. I have the feeling that journal clubs across the country will be presenting my papers this week followed by an equal number of “Bro, sorry to tell you this, but...” tweets.

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HCCvPDAC For the record, my goal isn't to publish 50 papers a year. My goal is to never have someone listening to a journal club on one of my papers say "How the Hell did this get published?" or "Why can't WE publish crap like this?" or "Who the heck reviewed this? His mother?"

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tallinzen Best part of science nerd Twitter is getting trolled by your non-nerd friends twitter.com/ArielleLAngel/…

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tallinzen You spent all of this time writing this great paper, consider spending another 30 seconds and add curly braces to your bibtex file to make sure the acronyms in the references are capitalized

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Senficon I kid you not: Out-of-control censorship machines removed my article warning of out-of-control censorship machines juliareda.eu/2018/08/censor… pic.twitter.com/2gywnutQSV

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Amen_Zine That's very clever 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/zhHjiDEAnn

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@EnglishGibson Indeed, I've often noticed nonnative speakers of German using "soll" when "muss" would have been more appropriate. Seems like "muss" covers quite a wide range of situations.

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GabrielBerlin Esse ~Skyr~, eine ~isländische~ Frischkäsezubereitung, in ~Deutschland~ hergestellt, von einer in ~Dänemark~ ansässigen Großmolkerei. Das mikrobielle ~Lab~ überwindet die Blut-Hirn-Schranke auf ~direktem~ Wege, der ~Serviervorschlag~ auf dem Becher er wird real ~in~ meiner Birne

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MuslimIQ Privilege is when 300 Priests rape 1000 boys & girls and no one asks:
•Where are the moderate Christians?
•Where were they radicalized?
•How can we stop Christians from destroying our society?

Now imagine if it was 300 Imams?

Saying it again: Terrorism Has No Religion

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LHippopotamelan Dalí: Surrealism is DESTRUCTIVE, but it DESTROYS only what it considers to be SHACKLES limiting our VISION.
Varo: I'm envisioning some cats right now :)
Dalí: That's not what I meant.
Varo: They have their own little castle and everything :) :) :) pic.twitter.com/n1gpv0gLDT

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Wenn die R's des Vortragenden gurgeln wie eine Harley und seine Automaten vage aussehen wie astrologische Charts, ist der Vortrag allein schon deswegen interessant... pic.twitter.com/4TD9J3bWdD

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deifsitassid at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid

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MurrayLeeA Me:
Who can give me an example of a determiner?

Student:
'them'.

Me:
Close! 'Them' is actually a pronoun.

Student:
'Give me them books'.

--
I'm so proud.

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@tschfflr Not yet! In short: 1) you can change lexical categories (click on them, then type), 2) you can impose attachment constraints (click-and-drag along the grey blocks to say "this is a constituent"). A new parse then appears after a few seconds.

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@tschfflr texttheater.net/ccgweb – you need an account to edit the derivations, I’ll send you a DM. It’s open source, too: github.com/texttheater/cc…

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Another TODO: better rendering of CCG derivations for RTL writing systems. Tokens should run from right to left and slashes should be flipped accordingly, I think. But not sure about functional categories yet: should functors remain on the left or move to the right? pic.twitter.com/PhaBGz2FV3

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The Russian group convinced me that a new type changing rule is needed for the empty copula, so I quickly added it behind the scenes. TODO: make it possible for annotators to do this directly. pic.twitter.com/EXJecfGbrf

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IchBinJazz Kann man hier noch IRGENDETWAS schreiben, ohne dass einem eine Vergewaltigung an den Hals gewünscht/man als dumm bezeichnet wird? Wir brauchen vielleicht gar keine Bildung, sondern mal wieder Erziehung. Romulus und Remus wurden von Wölfen großgezogen und waren nicht solche Tiere.

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KordingLab Science is about overcoming failures. List: (1) once I got to be professor, my first 23 grant proposals we're rejected. I am very comfortable now. (2) I was mediocre at school (~B) and particularly bad at stats. Much of my lab's work is close to stats now.

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sollichstun whoa ok

~~ STORY TIME ~~

ich hab zu mittag einen kleinen wrap gegessen aber war noch immer hungrig. kein problem denk ich mir, snackautomat regelt. ich kauf mir eine ritter sport (alpenmilch) alles gut und denk mir dann naja bin heut länger da zur sicherheit noch malteser.

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ESSLLI teaching highlight so far: had my class perform CCG annotation today online for an hour. It was SO MUCH FUN (for all involved, I think). ♥ 26 different languages, I learned a lot, very interesting discussions.

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silviamg Last year my son, who is on the autism spectrum, said he didn't want to watch the show Atypical, about an autistic teen. Instead, he suggested I write a show about an autistic mother and son who fight radioactive mutants because it was "more relevant." I think he's correct. ;)

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davidasilva having a Very Grad School Moment of agonizing over the exact wording and tone of an email to a professor that will inevitably receive a seven-word reply, four of which will be "sent from my iPhone"

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Theophite i've said it under oath, in court, reciting a direct quotation from someone else. that's my one exception. but if you're black and have a problem with the fact that i did that, that's my problem, not yours. it's a brown M&M test, and anyone who doesn't understand that is lying. twitter.com/AdamSerwer/sta…

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MarisaGFranco Tip: Instead of asking unfamiliar faces in your department "are you a student?" ask "what is your role, here?" This helps folks who haven't traditionally been the face of academia-- young professors, professors of color, female professors in mostly male departments --belong.

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drluebbers Bald gibt es Deutschlands erste . Ich berate eine Apotheke zum Homöopathie Ausstieg: freiwillige Selbstverpflichtung ohne Werbung oder anpreisen für Homöopathie. Stattdessen ehrliche Beratung: „Lieber nichts verkaufen, als betrügen.“

Wie findet Ihr das?

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TIL that Bulgarians annoy the hell out other Cyrillic users by writing т like m not only in cursive but also in upright fonts.

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"Die überbackene Aubergine fand ich jetzt nicht *so* bemerkenswert. Nach Tomate schmecken kann ich selber."

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existentialcoms When you are 15 you think no one gets you.
When you are 20 you realize you don't even get yourself.
When you are 30 you realize there just isn't that much to get.

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SarahDuggers Omg who made this masterpiece? pic.twitter.com/wnXToTLSYr

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heathercampbell 106 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/aXST5LVQjb

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Gedankenfetzen "Dieser Wein schmeckt nach Waldboden, Eicheln und einem Hauch von Trüffel." - "Ja dann schütt ihn halt weg!"

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dies blies auf lol während du hier bist checke aus meine klangwolke

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bundesamtfvs Zum Glück konnten aufmerksame Bürger einschreiten und verhindern, dass irgendwelche daher gelaufenen Radikale bestimmten, was im deutschen TV zu sehen ist! uebermedien.de/30658/rechter-…

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TimoRoettger Another push: We want to convince linguistic journals to adopt Registered Reports (RRs) as a complementary article type. Following @superlinguo’s post, I’ll briefly explain again what RRs are, why they are important and try to address possible concerns
@OSFPrereg @RegReports
1/ twitter.com/linguistlist/s…

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Esoteric PL nerd fights: "Brainfuck is much better because it's object-oriented and anyway, pointers in Whitespace are HELL!"

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ATBrokenNews Tropische Riesenzecken bei Zehnjähriger wieder angenäht

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peterbreuer Eines der anspruchsvollsten Berufsbilder ist die Präzisions-Croutonlegerei in den Suppenlaboratorien von Erasco: Unterschiedliche Geschmachsrichtungen – eine einheitliche Corporate-Crouton-Bildsprache. pic.twitter.com/AwFKjGcJTj

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zeitonline Lange verheimlichten die Brüder Grimm den Ursprung ihrer angeblichen Volksmärchen. Nicht ohne Grund: Denn die Geschichten stammen keineswegs von deutschen Bäuerinnen. bit.ly/2MqJSb9

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GigaScience Hidden reproducibility issues are like an underwater iceberg, there is a significant gap between apparent executable work & necessary effort in practice. @jbpoline & @introspection explore under the surface in a case study of robustness in bioinformatics doi.org/10.1093/gigasc… pic.twitter.com/Yt9DGCEaqF

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mayhplumb I talk about this a lot

I had an "intellectually rich home life", and it is a huge privilege

And note: this is NOT the same as "parents' education level"

It's an interaction of parents'
- edu level
- income (= enrichment activities)
- free time (= one-on-one conversation) twitter.com/graceeha1/stat…

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jkkummerfeld I made a page showing how to implement a good (97.2% acc) POS tagger in , @PyTorch and @TensorFlow, visualised in a way that makes it easy to see the overall program structure and to compare frameworks. Hopefully it's a useful resource! jkk.name/neural-tagger-…

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Düsenjäger bricht Schallmauer durch: Gesellschaft zur Trennbarmachung der Präfixverben tagt i

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wzuidema (and I'm not just saying that because I'm grumpy about the rejection of our single submission -- although I indeed am grumpy: 2 very supportive reviewers given us both a 4.5 were apparently not enough to offset one reviewer dismissing not the work but the paradigm)

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wzuidema My twitter feed is full of happy people announcing 2, 3, 4, or even 5 or 6 accepted EMNLP papers. Sincere congratulations to you all -- but zooming out, I'm wondering whether it is a good thing that relatively few labs have become so good at delivering what NLP/ACL reviewers like

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eveewing once I read an article about procrastination & it said "people who say they work better under pressure only say that to rationalize their behavior & have no basis for comparison bc they've never felt how it is to work with plenty of time before a deadline"

changed my whole game

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willkirkby Reminder that we should be using the 🥖 Baguette emoji as the directory separator pic.twitter.com/Pz3AWWQV4E

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Laberkasten Kann mir jemand erklären was es bedeutet, wenn man von Buchenholzwürfel mit exakt 3,25 cm Kantenlänge träumt?

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Proto_Mike Wenn du mit deinem geballten Wissen aus dem Studium zum ersten mal am Arbeitsplatz eintriffst pic.twitter.com/nOGxA3Jfk4

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TariTarina [Vater mit Sohn im Armeeshop vor den Wurfmessern]

"Papa, was ist das?"

"Wurfmesser."

"Wofür sind die?"

"Um still und leise Dinge zu erledigen, die erledigt werden müssen."

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rakeshsatyal If
You
Are
A
Group
Of
People
Walking
On
A
Narrow
Sidewalk
In
New
York
City
This
Is
What
You
Should
Look
Like

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peterbreuer Das ist nicht zwangsläufig ein Augenproblem und kann auch an der Nase liegen. Um das Problem einzugrenzen, schauen sie bitte einen Kniffel-Würfel an: Sehen Sie mehr als drei Seitenflächen auf einmal, sollten Sie einen Augenarzt konsultieren. Herzlichst, Ihr Dr. med. Breuer. pic.twitter.com/ln8lW4xqlR

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kykel Ich bin total geschockt, weil wir offensichtlich ein Präpositionalpronomen verloren haben, das JMR Lenz noch benutzt hat.

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pixelatedboat Herman Melville’s “Moby Dick” has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: “I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales”

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VerbingNouns Now I just need to harness this vibe and apply it to writing articles. I mean, it's the same principle, right? Taking your thoughts/ideas/knowledge and making it digestible by an unknowable audience?

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VerbingNouns I… really… REALLY really like teaching. This is something I keep forgetting and then re-realising when I get the opportunity to make or revise lesson plans. Something about organising information into bite-sized, ordered chunks? And imagining and patching potential pitfalls?

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Autorwesen Der Mangel an Colophonius-Regenschein-Content in meinem Leben hat mich gestern hart unglücklich gemacht
pic.twitter.com/AK7PndMeIT

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ess_trainor I just stopped to breathe and realized that today is my last day as an adjunct. Over the past three years, I've taught 1000 students and 35 classes in 5 fields of study at 3 colleges and 6 departments. I've taught online and in person. And I've developed 9 preps. (thread)

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HdxAcademy "If we become overzealous in our efforts to limit so-called hate speech, we run the risk of setting a trap for the very people we’re trying to defend." nytimes.com/2018/08/09/opi…

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"Das sorgt doch nur für erschwerte Bedingungen, und wer braucht erschwerte Bedingungen?"

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MichelleGlauser Men—when you introduce your employee who's a woman and say, "She does all the work"/"runs things"/"keeps us all sane"/etc.:
1-You are not paying her enough.
2-You haven't given her the title or team she deserves.
3-Talking about her contributions doesn't make up for 1 and 2.

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nelsonlflores Here is a great post by @sarahshulist telling linguistics twitter that it needs to get itself together.

anthropologyas.wordpress.com/2018/08/10/lan…

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peterbreuer „Sieh nur, die Wolke sieht aus wie Hans-Olaf Henkel.“
„Stimmt.“
„Aber Du hast gar nicht geguckt!“
„Hans-Olaf Henkel widert mich an.“

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perseveresther ach Elfenbeinturm, Schmelfenschmeinschmurm

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OrgPhysics Guilty as charged. pic.twitter.com/plOd1XUkpW

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Hi @MendeleySupport, I haven't been able to drag/reposition notes for a while in Mendeley Desktop for Linux. Any chance fixing this?

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peterbreuer Ein Tag im November. Vor dem Hotel in Lima parkte Mike seinen Alfa Romeo lässig rückwärts neben einem Golf ein. „Bravo“, sagte Oscar, der in Uniform neben seinem Papa Victor stand. Ein Bilderbuch-Yankee, kein Kilo zuviel, trotz Whiskey. „Tango oder Foxtrot?“, rief Juliett aus…

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Autorwesen Alternativer Tweet: "Ah ja der Fuchs, das Enby der Tierwelt. Wenn du kein Hund bist aber auch keine Katze."

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Salome_herself Ich bin keine Sexarbeiterin. Ich bin Sexkünstlerin!

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jorges Men and women are very similar. Men and women are very different.

Why both is true: twitter.com/SteveStuWill/s…

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Wort des Tages: die Glammelanz (Bedeutung dürft ihr euch ausdenken)

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„Das Ziel jeder Arbeit ist Faulheit – dennoch glorifizieren wir Fleiß und Leistung.“ Schön gesagt. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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zigdon The Go equivalent of "pythonic" is "gothic", right?

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@EnglishGibson What kind of vehicle is that? A transformer? A Pacific Rim style Jaeger? :D

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EnglishGibson There’s no way you can say the word “mart” in a British accent without sounding ridiculous. So when, at the Grand Canyon visitors’ center, I asked: “Do you have, like, a *mart*, where you can buy groceries and stuff?”, I minimised the vowel and maxed out on the “r”.

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13% done with Early Riser, by Jasper Fforde: The Handmaid's Tale meets Snowpiercer meets... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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@ojahnn Wie war das, als du heute mit Inlinern durch eine Auto-Werkhalle gecruiset bist?

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GoodGermanWords Germany runs on rules. Facing a survivable situation w/two or more incompetents, all Germans must quickly mutter the word , or "Juice Shop."

"Unbelievable! This U-Bahn's a full 45 seconds late - what a Juice Shop!"


pic.twitter.com/adlPbNcKvI

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lukukian Gebe demnächst eine Gedichtreihe mit dem Namen „Lost and profound“ heraus. Hab noch kein Gedicht, aber bei so einem Titel sind die zweitrangig.

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allymcleangames Important Working Lunch instructional slide RE introducing yourself pic.twitter.com/b36mKleVnv

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texttheater Het Niets niet. (Das Nichts tackert.)

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@DHLPaket Warum wird im Tracker nicht angezeigt, wenn ein umgeleitetes Paket in der Filiale abholbereit ist? Ich habe die ganze Zeit gewartet und jetzt geht es zurück zum Absender, na toll. pic.twitter.com/tq1Qw9mkUl

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@ojahnn Und ich dachte, das bedeutet labern :0

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ojahnn Meine Mutter hat heute ein Wort verwendet, von dem ich dachte, es bedeutet mogeln, und sie sagte, es bedeutet malen. Ich hab dann nachgeschlagen und es heißt segeln

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hallo herr ober schaffe das steak nicht mehr bitte einkötern

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yoavgo If you think about it some more, it is almost a tautology. "if the phenomena does not require more than k-words of history to capture, then you can learn it with k-words history". well.

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yoavgo aaargh the "When recurrent models don't need to be recurrent" paper is so frustrating!

On the one hand it presents important technical results.

On the other, so many people interpret it as "yo lets replace all RNNs with FF nets". This is wrong. This is NOT the result.

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HHumorlos Ich glaub, ich mach jetzt einen Podcast, damit ich endlich was »Hart aber herbstlich« nennen kann.

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„Und Sachsen-Anhalt, wer oder was ist eigentlich Sachsen-Anhalt? Ich kenne die Altmark, ich kenne Magdeburg, Halle, Wittenberg und den Harz – aber Sachsen-Anhalt?“ nordkurier.de/mecklenburg-vo…

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DannyDutch One of the finest newspaper corrections i've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/ZHgRRFnUj2

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PFTompkins This guy says “He didn’t violate our rules” like the ding-dong Twitter Terms of Service appeared on the side of a mountain in ten-foot letters of flame. You made the rules, dude! You could add an amendment that says, “If ye be an habitual liar who incites harassment, BUH BYE" twitter.com/jack/status/10…

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Bloodyromcom Flight's delayed and I've bumped into my ex. I'M IN A BLOODY ROMCOM, AREN'T I? *Commits adorable faux pas adorably, floppy hair*

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EnglishGibson American pronunciation issue: In the Breaking Bad prequel Better Call Saul, I kept thinking the name of the institution Kim represented was ‘May Severity’. It was only when I saw it written down that I realised it was ‘Mesa Verde’.

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Wort des Tages: lacklüstern

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Thom_Wolf I made a short summary and a map to explore last week's fascinating twitter megathread on Semantics and Meaning in NLP.

You can find it here medium.com/huggingface/le…

(To the participants: please, don't hesitate to tell me if you have remarks on how I report your arguments) pic.twitter.com/bJQzkBkGnX

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yoavgo Conjecture: Only AI problems that you can simulate and sample endlessly many training samples for can be solved with today's algorithms such as deep and reinforcement learning. twitter.com/richardsocher/…

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ADFC_Dresden Bei innerstädtischen Wegen bis 5 km ist das Fahrrad schneller als der PKW, wenn man den Weg von Tür zu Tür zugrunde legt. Trotzdem wird das Auto in der breiten Wahrnehmung als schneller empfunden als es eigentlich ist. twitter.com/NeulandQuartie…

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fermatslibrary Here's a curious mathematical shape: a Squircle is an intermediate between a Square and a Circle. It's a special superellipse and not a "rounded square". pic.twitter.com/avGCuVGWjO

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Schmidtlepp Klimawandel = Elfenbeinturm
Migration = Elfenbeinturm
Vegetarismus und Veganismus = Elfenbeinturm
MeToo = Elfenbeinturm
MeTwo = Elfenbeinturm
Veggie Day = Elfenbeinturm & Hitler
Fachkräftemangel = Elfenbeinturm
Protest gegen Abschiebungen = Elfenbeinturm

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erik_hansson Vous or tu? How to address people in French. Mystery solved! pic.twitter.com/xal90xvLkG

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kathrinpassig (strategisch verspäteter Tweet, damit sich alle angesprochen fühlen können und nicht nur die Person, die ihn liest, während ich mich noch auf ihrem Klo aufhalte)

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python_tip Be careful when reversing strings. You may be surprised…

>>> s = "Welcome in 🇬🇧”
>>> s[::-1]
'🇧🇬 ni emocleW'

(thanks @piskvor for the inspiration!) pic.twitter.com/JKNb0MotzQ

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MeiersKaettche Beim ging es 17 Minuten um irgendwas mit Flüchtlingen und 2 Minuten um Wohnen. Mit der Lebenswirklichkeit der meisten Leute haben diese politischen Sendungen längst nichts mehr zu tun und das ist die Schuld der Medien.

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moss Is that... is that a feature people look for in an HDTV? pic.twitter.com/c0paWU4eTh

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@ojahnn Habe die Lücke schließen können. Erstaunlicherweise durch einen Flug in den Süden.

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CD_Newton Well that's not what I expected it to look like. Though if any black metal bands need a new logo generated, hit me up. @accidental__aRt pic.twitter.com/lYWGMJEDD5

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EnglishGibson Well here on our US vacation I’ve taken to using that sound (let’s call it /ʔħħħħħħħħ/) to punctuate anything I might want to say in an American accent.

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evanmiltenburg postdoc position for 4 years. Help build a Dutch FrameNet!

@CLTLVU is a great place :) twitter.com/PiekVossen/sta…

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peterbreuer Verstehe nicht, warum so viele ihre Berufung darin sehen, anderen zu erklären, was sie falsch machen. Bei sieben Milliarden Menschen wird man doch eh nie damit fertig.

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kyliesoanes Me writing today:
“Hmmm. This paragraph is tricky. It’s going to take a lot of careful thought. Maybe some concept mapping. Or...”

*deletes paragraph*

“Nailed it”

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frachtschaden in der grütze liegt die wrütze

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polytomous cs researcher: we need to figure out ways to write safer code with fewer bugs so it can be exploited less often.
Hu et. al.: what if

*takes a huge bong rip*

we added more bugs to the system instead.
arxiv.org/pdf/1808.00659…

(this paper is lit)

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voxdotcom Data shows a surprising campus free speech problem: left-wingers being fired for their opinions vox.com/policy-and-pol…

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annanasskeks *räumt auf*
*hat keinen Bock mehr*
*macht Peter Fox' Alles Neu an*
*rennoviert Nachbarwohnung gleich mit*

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Vollgestopfter Eastpak-Rucksack ist tiefer als hoch

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ojahnn Luckily, I have since realized that I'm friends with me-in-six-years, me-in-twenty-four-years, me-in-twenty-eight-years, and me-six-years-ago, so I can ask all those people what decision they would make and why

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ojahnn The other day I had to make a decision and caught myself thinking, "I wish I was friends with myself. I bet I'd give great advice here."

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chazfirestone “Escher sentences” are sentences that seem fine at first, but on reflection have no stable interpretation, just like Escher’s paintings.

For example, “More people have been to Russia than I have”.

An amazing and puzzling class of sentences, and a cool paper exploring them! twitter.com/alexiswellwood…

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labenzticker Meinersfehn, das: Seltsames Gefühl, das einen von Zeit zu Zeit überkommt, und bei dem es einem unbegreiflich erscheint, dass man selbst ausgerechnet man selbst ist. labenz.texttheater.net/Meinersfehn

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SocMedDr Good thread for those with new academic positions. To this I add: it’s ok if the first year slump lasts longer than a year. twitter.com/janelsumner/st…

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frachtschaden In Großbritannien etwa wird man transkulturiert, indem man die hier geltenden Höflichkeitsregeln (die man schnell zu schätzen lernt) annimmt und selbstverständlich anwendet – ein täglicher Vollzug des Integriertseins durch ein Identitätsangebot.

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EnglishGibson But here on holiday in the US, surrounded by my wife’s family, they’ve effortlessly adopted full-on American accents. That means they’re not only bilingual (English and German), they’re also bi-accented (British and American).

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astefanowitsch Ich: Ich als alter weißer Mann…

Nazis: Du bist doch nicht weiß!

Maskus: Du bist doch kein Mann!



Ich: Hat dem niemand etwas hinzuzufügen?



Ich (mit brüchiger Stimme): Hallo?

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Tim_Dettmers This work presents strong and rigorous evidence that we should abandon RNNs and move on to using convolutions for sequence modeling. I also made similar experiences in other domains such as graph embeddings and knowledge compression. Definitely an important read! twitter.com/mat_kelcey/sta…

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A Candid Conversation With Vince Gilligan on ‘Better Call Saul’ – Rolling Stone rollingstone.com/tv/tv-features…

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peterbreuer Wie ich mir die Logopräsentation von Peter Saville bei Burberry vorstelle. Am Ende ist die Marke noch mit einem blauen Auge davongekommen. pic.twitter.com/wKpzsXJOuE

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thegermanfor The German for being so tired that you are "running on empty" is "auf dem Zahnfleisch gehen" which means walking on one's gums 1/2

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mayhewsw I definitely instructed my fingers to type “although” but instead they produced “algorithm” fully-formed and free of impurities. My muscle memory is a character language model.

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SophiaCannon Why Apple is worth $1 trillion pic.twitter.com/LuO4Tz5aKF

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bundesamtfvs Daher ist das bedingungslose Grundeinkommen eine schlechte Idee: Entspannte Menschen sind schlecht zu führen. Der Bürger muss lernen, dass die Existenz permanent gefährdet ist. Gibt es Konkurrenz, Neid und Angst mischt er sich nicht in Dinge ein in der er nichts zu suchen hat. twitter.com/Linksbuendig/s…

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gchrupala Quite a few names for the idea of decoding information from activation patterns in neural networks: decoding (arxiv.org/abs/1706.03815), auxiliary task (arxiv.org/abs/1608.04207), diagnostic classifier (arxiv.org/abs/1711.10203), probing (arxiv.org/abs/1805.01070). What's your pick?

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PhilipPapaelias Most humans support efforts to fight environmental destruction but a small group of deniers abetted by politicians they buy are leading us towards the cliff. - We Are All Climate Refugees Now by Jeffrey D. Sachs @JeffDSachs @ProSyn prosyn.org/12Nn5aD

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wiase Unter berichten Autist*innen, welch harte Arbeit es für sie ist, sich in vorgestanzte gesellschaftliche Muster zu pressen. Lest da mal rein, sensibilisiert Euch. Wir müssen echt an unserer Definition von "normal" arbeiten, Leute.

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ojahnn Entspricht ca 1/3 Saarland twitter.com/Wiki_Irrtum/st…

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Khue_P Dies ist ein besonderer Moment meiner journalistischen Karriere: Es gibt in unserem Redaktionssystem ein neues Zeichenformat für den korrekten Akzent in meinem Namen.
❤️@ZEITmagazin pic.twitter.com/wIp7Nvqo3Y

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remcoknooi This is pretty ace. It's linguistically informed, transparently based on voicing, place and manner of articulation in much the same way as Tolkien's Tengwar—but with a healthy dose of Georgian mixed in. Nice vowel ligatures, too. (But why ი=a when in Georgian ი=i? Confusing.) twitter.com/NeilPHauer/sta…

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martijnwieling Vraag de @Google Assistant maar eens of ze spreekt :) @hvdgc pic.twitter.com/6dXgIQstJz

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aparrish hey help me make a list of (and taxonomize?) artworks that engage with twitter as a medium that aren't bots (i.e., don't involve automated posting of content)

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FarzaTV friend: yo dude, wanna drink?

me: nah man, that stuff kills brain cells.

friend: you say its killing brain cells but i say its just real life dropout to prevent overfitting

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peterbreuer Der slowakische Genitiv des Wortes Brimsennocken im Wikipedia-Beitrag über das alljährliche Brimsennocken-Wettessen war für Nichtslowaken unverständlich. Bin froh, dass Benutzer „SteinundBaum“ dieses Problem am 17. Februar 2016 behoben hat.

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Chinchillazllla In movies and TV shows, if anyone kills a toddler that's like the laziest way to show that they're irredeemable and evil beyond belief.

In real life, ICE killed a toddler, and people are arguing that the toddler deserved it for coming here without papers.

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“Hi, I’m Bob, your delivery boy. What can I deliver you from?”

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Gucke Deliverance (1972). Burt Reynolds hat Koteletten so groß wie das Saarland.

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peterbreuer Ich habe eine Schwäche für minimalistische Kreuzworträtsel. pic.twitter.com/TYkKXayNcu

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honnibal In NLP and ML we talk a lot about models and optimization. But this isn't where the battle is really won! I've been trying to explain my thoughts on this lately. Big thanks to @pydataberlin for a great event.

📺 Slides: speakerdeck.com/honnibal/build…

youtube.com/watch?v=jpWqz8…

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ThinkPads: IMMER Ärger mit Audio (und nur mit Audio)

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oaostrik You're damn right I'm too hot to work bitch 🧜‍♀️💃👄 pic.twitter.com/Zfz6h23xUC

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evanmiltenburg @ojahnn If you need any teaching resources, this may be useful: github.com/cltl/python-fo…

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fchollet Looking at satellite pictures of fields in France taken in the summer, you'll notice bright patterns that seem coherent across multiple fields. What *are* these things? Too structured to be natural rock occurrences, too decorrelated from current land use to be created by tractors pic.twitter.com/c7tcU6ttMo

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Flex_Lida faust zwei fand ich dann doch etwas verstörend.

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„Mach mal die Jalousie runter!“, aber als Aufforderung, nicht so eifersüchtig zu sein.

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zeitonline "Jahrelang suchte ich den Fehler bei meinem Verhalten, saß ungezählte Tage auf dem Klo und atmete in meine geschlossenen Hände." @ohhellokathrina über zeit.to/2LTt1gS

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astroehlein The number of new arrivals to Europe is way down - but that doesn't stop some politicians trying to scare people to win votes... Will the reality get through to voters before European Parliament elections in May 2019? politi.co/2LLup62 pic.twitter.com/36FPa9pwRb

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heuteshow Bayerns sind heute in Betrieb gegangen.
Jetzt braucht man nur noch Flüchtlinge. Aber irgendwas ist ja immer.

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JimiDevine DA says no more pot possession or smoking prosecutions in Manhattan effective immediately.

cannabisnow.com/manhattans-d-a…

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SemMinusContext precisely as Geach’s ignorant lumpers maintain

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tessaapproves People are like - "you must be used to this heat coming from Phoenix!" Yeah - NO. I'm not used to having to walk in it, carry my groceries in it, sleep in it, work in it, not be able to escape from it!

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larsweisbrod Warum ich mich nicht löschen werde Herr Lanier 😡😡 pic.twitter.com/ukhywTb5IG

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frachtschaden Ob @AnjaKarliczek ihm schon persönlich gesagt hat, dass sie erwartet, dass er "sich mal besser erklärt"?

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texttheater @antske Various pros and cons of both usages are discussed in the comments under that article... it seems the issue remains unresolved.

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@antske Various pros and cons of both usages are discussed in the comments under that article... it seems the issue remains unresolved.

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antske @texttheater More commonly defined the other way around, I believe.

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"reproduce": verify findings using the same data sets and software
"replicate": verify findings using independent data, analytical methods, laboratories, and instruments
languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=21956

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That slight gap between my desires and reality? Completely unacceptable.

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"ICH mache hier die Scherze."

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