Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 2016

kykel Der Yogitee ("Compassion will make you beautiful.") hilft mir in dieser Situation auch nicht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

davorg I don't like being called a "grammar nazi". In future, please describe me as "alt-write".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

WHY THE F*CK IS THIS A DIALOG AND NOT A NOTIFICATION pic.twitter.com/4omsbloPEb

via Twitter for Android

Lotterleben Spotted: @paskow s s Bürotür :D <3 pic.twitter.com/tVhAgBD3nJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

*will weniger Öl fordern*

via Twitter for Android

RafaelBuchegger Mir würden da noch ein paar traurigere Dinge einfallen als das Durchbrechen willkürlicher Grenzen der Arbeitsteilun… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:10 PM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Me: "such methods have not been shown to scale"
Thesis committee member: "citations needed"
Do we have a scope of negation issue here?

via Twitter Web Client

plomlompom Durchdacht wirkender Entwurf eines Projektes "Schmalbart" als Konter aufs kommende dt. Breitbart, sucht Mitarbeiter: christophkappes.de/projekt-schmal…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 10:21 AM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

_Contracts11_ Sorry for the silence, been busy building useful and truly innovative stuff. Besides that, did anybody found a blockchain use case yet?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Nov 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SvenskHora It is a myth that it's usually clients of sex workers who harm and kill us.
More often it's men who hate sex workers and want to punish.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

RLRudge This is best piece of Superman art I've seen in a long time, made by Brakken brakken.tumblr.com pic.twitter.com/CgJnCiGfwL

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

justinshanes Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SMBCComics The Greatest Possible Superhero smbc-comics.com/comic/the-grea…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

NichtRomanHeld Der Pawlowsche Gentlemen pic.twitter.com/QkasA7fgA7

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tazgezwitscher 0 Genitiv, 0 Passiv & möglichst kurz: Anne Leichtfuß ist Simultan-Dolmetscherin f – die einzige in D taz.de/!5355791/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:53 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

IeHikikomori Die Wahrheit ist: Die Erde ist weder flach noch rund. Sie ist derzeit einfach nur schräg.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:51 PM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

fleurjongepier Academics are "required to excel on an impossible number of fronts: winning grants, publishing, having research imp… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:33 AM, Nov 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Wer hat am Lemur gedreht?

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:58 PM, Nov 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Hängeregistraturschubladen bei der Flüchtlingshilfe: A-AL, AL-AL, AL-AM, AM-G, H-N, N-S, S-Z

via Twitter Web Client

jorges How to stop (well, not literally, but effectively) georgjaehnig.wordpress.com/2016/11/28/how…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Nov 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"If you say his name three times in front of a mirror, he appears and gives a hate speech."

via Twitter for Android

Schwatzabwehrmanöver

via Twitter for Android

markhachman @foiltheplot @sfsooz It's a 35-year-old study by Dale Spender, not Spencer. Supporting/contradictory research:
reddit.com/r/TrollXChromo…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:06 AM, Nov 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge The new video for The One Moment by OK Go is incredible. They've definitely outdone their past videos with this one! youtube.com/watch?v=QvW61K…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Nov 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden "Post-faktisches Zeitalter" oder "Aber früher haben doch alle immer ihre Wahlentscheidung an knallharten Fakten orientiert!!!!!!!"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Nov 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Brauche mehr Flirt-Übungs-Gelegenheiten. Wieso gab's das eigentlich nicht als Schulfach?

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Nov 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@AlexanderLasch Dativpassiv mit starkem Partizip II von winken. Noice!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to AlexanderLasch

SPIEGELCaptions Der Süden fällt zurück: Ein Vorgang mit Geschmäckle

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Nov 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Bellikon, das: Korrekte Bezeichnung für das einzelne Chromosom, das Yorkshire-Terrier und Wollmäuse voneinander unt… labenz.texttheater.net/Bellikon

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Nov 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

gabrielenguard Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that.
Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS A… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Nov 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

leninology FYI, "identity politics". pic.twitter.com/eWMkOfMNJ9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Doing everything in a browser: cool on a PC, sad on a phone.

via Twitter for Android

ChristophKappes Ein Breitbart-Deutschland-Watchblog, wer macht mit? Ich schiebe es gern an.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Verben, aber als Verb.

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn ConceptNet will be what protects us from AI going rogue, due to its sophisticated ethics. pic.twitter.com/IRHipkntnN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:47 PM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater :%s/^%\@!/%/ # in , add % to the beginning of every line where not already present. Also, literally my comment on vim lookahead syntax.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:45 PM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden trumps kabinett: mitt romney oder ohne?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

debcha I'm so delighted by 'mecspliquer', French for 'to mansplain' ('un mec' = a guy; homonym for 'm'expliquer' = explain *to me*).

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "At first I was afraid she might steal my thunder, but later on I realized there was enough thunder for both of us."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kaikubasta Habe ein -Ticket zu vergeben. Ihr solltet weiß, männlich und Kernel-Hacker sein. Meldet euch! :)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Mit einem Kugelschreiber kann man rund zweieinhalb Kilometer weit schreiben. Die eigentliche Arbeit ist das Zurücklatschen zum Schreibtisch.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:45 AM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki @the_maki Täglich lokale Bewohner in lange Ästuargespräche verwickeln, bis man gemieden wird.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 AM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zeitweise 2016 war ein Schaltjahr und beginnt deshalb am 1.1. noch einmal von vorn.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:37 AM, Nov 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

dakami The most brutal figure I've seen in any pen test report.

It's about election systems.

Halderman's co-author.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

erichorvitz "Let’s Ignore the Ethics" is a provocative title, but mean quite the opposite--as described in… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

w3c W3C Staff is for UTF-8

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:21 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish "If my phone rings could you answer it, please?"

Nope, but I can certainly pretend I didn't hear it if that helps?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MicroSFF "Are you the sacrifice?" the dragon said.
"Y-yes," the virgin said.
"Did you volunteer?"
"No?"
"Go home, boy. I'll teach your lord consent."

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

macshonle .@skooooch @shinypb Weird, I got the same result, but in miles US dollars squared. pic.twitter.com/gnlfwVXmGF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

dickebuerste53 *soll im Eilverfahren durch die Straßburger Kammer gepeitscht werden*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DUMF: doubt, uncertainty, misinformation and fear

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astefanowitsch Die nutzen wir, um uns über Leute lustig zu machen, die solche Fragen stellen. pic.twitter.com/bCg9lxOIBM

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:27 AM, Nov 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Selbstbild als Vorstandsvorsitzender der ARMES Deutschland GmbH.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitonline vor dem Durchbruch? EU-Kommission plant Pilotprojekt noch 2017. bit.ly/2flFTIq

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @UhloMuhlo Je nach Viskosität der Seife durchaus plausibel... 🤔

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn brumm brumm pic.twitter.com/SDUTuuyJDi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

slowbeard If Clinton had won we'd be discussing minimum wage and maternity leave. Instead we get to argue about the preferred nomenclature for nazis.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@spinfocl In diesem Fall sind die Akteure anscheinend beides.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

hatr "Based on this statistical analysis, Clinton may have been denied as many as 30,000 votes"
nymag.com/daily/intellig…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cberedjick Hey, Republican parents who said you didn't know how to explain gay marriage to your kids: any tips on explaining neo-Nazism to mine?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:07 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

levampyre Schön, dass Leute ihre Vorurteile zu hinterfragen beginnen. Politisch wünschenswert, wenn wir darüber längst hinaus wären. @GundaW @Zett

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:05 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

levampyre Schwarz-Rot hat gerade wieder Registrierungspflichten für Sexarbeiter beschlossen. Das gab es zuletzt im Nationalsozialismus. @GundaW @Zett

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:05 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ToddTheLinguist @VerbingNouns @JoFrhwld Random path down that, obviously.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:04 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JoFrhwld Regex for versions of my name I'll respond to: fr(y|u:|uə|i:|ɔi)[wv][ɑɔ]l?[dt] (cc: @jennycz @GretchenAMcC @VerbingNouns)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:04 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Mister_Knopf Wow, 750 MB! Und es scheint der Telekom nicht mal peinlich zu sein, wenn sie im Jahr 2016 dafür ein Werbeplakat auf… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:03 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

fhuszar Proof that ML is not just "more data"+"deeper models": Thinking about the objective function resulted in a giant le… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:03 AM, Nov 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Selbstbild als Borbie, der Barbie für Jungs.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish "I might give it a miss" - Translation: You're more likely to see Henry VIII and all his wives there than you are me

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Mobile-first-Web-Frameworks eignen sich übrigens auch sehr gut zur Herstellung von auf mobilen Geräten unbenutzbaren Seiten. ☝️🤓

via Twitter for Android

PeARSsearch You know things are bad when the academic job ad in your inbox brags about the position being 'in a stable democracy'.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jasonbaldridge On not normalizing the alt-right and not imbuing them with greater importance. They are small, thankfully. thefederalist.com/2016/11/22/dea…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

RyanJohnNelson Today is the feast day of St Cecilia, patron saint of people who literally can't even. pic.twitter.com/augTEsHvY0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

mogelpony Befinde mich in einem Burgerrestaurant, in dem man sich die Stopfen direkt in die Herzkranzgefäße einsetzen lassen kann.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Qualle vor Quante!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Zumindest als Format ist das doch tausendmal besser als Nachrichten.
gapminder.org/answers/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

wellendonner OH: "Sorry officer, I have a resting insubordination face."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater Flugblatt, ins Pflaster eingebettet pic.twitter.com/7DDG2wowJ3

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

EmmaShoucair Sometimes I bake gingerbread cuneiform tablets (Codex Hammurabi) pic.twitter.com/lKlndCc15d

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe OMG THIS "POPUP STORE" IS JUST A LONG INDOOR LINE TO A SNAPBOT IM DED twitter.com/MikeWaterhouse…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

annalist BGH beschließt, dass Koalition den Oppositionsantrag zur Ladung von @Snowden im annehmen muss. Im Original juris.bundesgerichtshof.de/cgi-bin/rechts…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

anked 28.11., 12:00 steh ich als Angeklagte vor d Kriminalgericht Moabit, weil ich bei Polizisten verletzt haben soll, mit BLUMEN!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Früher anfangen, später aufhören: Hepburn bis Hitler, Rubens bis Rushdie

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tiger_food ...sind, damit vorbeilaufende Fußgänger nicht denken "Linke Arroganz!" und sich zum AfD-Wählen ermutigt fühlen. spiegel.de/kultur/gesells…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tiger_food Habe eben Mozart im Autoradio gehört, aber beim Warten an der Ampelkreuzung vorsichtshalber kontrolliert, ob die Fenster alle geschlossen...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:33 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Our paper on cross-lingual semantic parsing: kilian.evang.name/publications/c… – BTW, Who of my followers will I see in Osaka?

via Twitter Web Client

bmastenbrook Why do we need this?

• social networks spreading "fake news"
• ML as bias laundering
• "cheating" code which evade… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Stülper Huk, die: Eine kondomförmige Wollmütze, die nie über die Ohren des Trägers hinaus-, bisweilen nicht einmal … labenz.texttheater.net/St%C3%BClper%2…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

crylenol since the election I've been gradually editing Mike Pence's wikipedia photo pic.twitter.com/0LrIsflfdb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hey infant, wanna discern in the work on the side?

via Twitter for Android

tragicgay in 200 years this kind of sentence is going to be the equivalent of the canterbury tales where you need 4 years of… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:19 AM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Haben Sie meine Belehrung als hinreichend hirneichend empfunden?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:11 AM, Nov 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

John McCain: 'I don't give a damn – no waterboarding' under Trump theguardian.com/us-news/2016/n…

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Lotterleben OMG 😍– a list of Phones running (near-)stock Android that you can filter by specs! FINALLY! stockdroids.com /via @fresskoma

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

A text, much like a computer program, feels like a machine to me: you can tinker with it, replace parts so it runs more smoothly, etc.

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zeitweise Auf welchem Amt kann die Schaffung von Experimentalbundesländer beantragen, die progressive Politik einfach mal ausprobieren können?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

haekelschwein Dass ich mich über Merkels erneute Kandidatur freue, werde ich der AfD nie verzeihen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

quarkkalibur Skinny Jeans sind auch eher was für Leute mit Zofe.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

My playlists: “Evil Circus”, “Frequent Cravings”, “Kratzen und Kreischen”, “Ohrgasmus”, “Unaufdringlich, aber geil”, “Best of Max Goldt”, …

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nichtschubsen Guten Tag, wir haben 1 Termin zum Ultraschall, um festzustellen, welche gesellschaftlichen Fesseln die korrekten für unser Bebi sind. 😊

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Das einzige, was gegen den Klimawandel unternommen werden kann, wird der Klimawandel selbst übernehmen.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 12:31 PM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jntod 'We're gonna build a fourth wall, folks, and make the Brechtians pay for it' pic.twitter.com/wVtlofz3g0

via Twitter for Windows Phone (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Schweizer Personenstandsregister kann nur ISO-8859-15 /via @sprachlog dasmagazin.ch/2016/09/02/ic-…

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SPIEGELCaptions Wohneigentum in Europa: Fauliger Gestank aus der Kanalisation

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Nov 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @inky Other than the intransitive versions of ergative verbs being one example of that.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

@ojahnn @inky but I don’t see what that has to do with ergativity.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

@ojahnn @inky There’s probably a plausible argument hidden in there about a link between the absence of an Actor role and "zijn" perfect,

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@ojahnn @inky Perhaps one should not, because this Wikipedia section makes no frickin’ sense.

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egrefen You see this on social media too. The whole "it's not my duty to educate you about why you're wrong" is toxic to th… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Haushaltstipp: Kein Küchenpapier? Einfach zwei Klorollen abwickeln, zusammennähen und wieder aufwickeln.

via Twitter Web Client

De 7 best verborgen kunstwerken in Groningen: kunstspot.nl/verhaal/de-7-b…

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erowidrecruiter We came across your website and wanted to sacrifice me.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

openculture Philosopher Richard Rorty Chillingly Predicts the Results of the 2016 Election … Back in 1998. Pretty staggering.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Ehernstes Gesetz der Welt: Wenn sich 20-jährige auf Reisen kennenlernen, unterhalten sie sich über die Grammatik europäischer Sprachen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

IeHikikomori Die Phantasie ist die Räuberleiter zur Empathie.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Jugendgefängnis Siegburg: Warten auf Hillary

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:53 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed A few people cheating the social welfare system is a small price to pay for a social welfare system that is humane.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

femInsist Ist das witzig, laut losgelacht im Bus.
ARMES DEUTSCHLAND!!! pic.twitter.com/0sQtLEDJQY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Buddenbohm Heute hat Max Kruse Geburtstag, da darf jeder in seiner Mupfel bleiben.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

BierhalsensMax 1nigkeit und swag und flyheit

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:14 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

bergdame "2 cups broccoli"
Anglo-amerikanische Rezepte machen mich fertig.

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ThePracticalDev It's basically a rite of passage pic.twitter.com/sP2x1czQBK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

FerJohnPeterson "Daarom hou ik zo van Europese steden; je kunt lopend de hele stad ontkennen"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Ist was dran... Ich habe mich immer für einen Großstadtmenschen gehalten, aber seit 11 Jahren nicht mehr in einer g… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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MikeIsaac Mark Zuckerberg goes from dismissing impact of fake news to this very detailed post. what a difference a week makes.
facebook.com/zuck/posts/101…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:25 AM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Jaddy Wird Zeit, ideologisch ausgerichtete Betreiber in Gesundheit, Bildung, Pflege etc. anzugehen.
Über Geld und Recht.
twitter.com/hpdticker/stat…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

The End of Identity Liberalism nyti.ms/2eNgOdZ

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„Ich hätte da noch eine knorke Dukehood. Interessiert?“

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astefanowitsch Für alle, die einfach nicht fly genug sind, hier die wahre Geschichte hinter dem ...… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:26 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Bei Läden, an denen ewig „Demnächst Neueröffnung“ steht, spüre ich, wie ab dem achten Jahr die Wahrscheinlichkeit der Neueröffnung ansteigt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

UteWeber Stell dir vor, du bist Komponist, arbeitest an einer Sinfonie und dann kommt ein Zeitreisender, der sagt, ah, die berühmte Unvollendete.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra debate: should we remove bias during training or compensate for it during inference?

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Currently experiencing ramifications

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:08 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

LibyaLiberty I say if a Nazi-inspired religious registry happens, no one registers in a concerted, loud, nation-wide movement of… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Da hat doch jemand ne Wette verloren. pic.twitter.com/1rIU46MccR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Herr_Rau Wer das liest und mit mir zusammenwohnt: Wir brauchen keine Milch. Keine! Milch!!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl Gibt es bestätigte Fälle, dass schon einmal jemand wahnsinnig geworden ist über unterschiedliche Anführungszeichen? Frage für mich.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Nov 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

The GOP’s Anti-LGBT, Anti-Women ‘Religious Freedom’ Law on Steroids thebea.st/2fGx3pY via @thedailybeast

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SpecGram Everything Linguists Ever Wanted To Know About Prime Numbers—but really shouldn’t have asked: bit.ly/SoXdt4

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silvestah derbe: Die 10 besten Jugendwörter des Jahres der Menschheitsgeschichte derbe.de/die-10-besten-…

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amyquispe DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series theonion.com/r/54707

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pt "Fake news" is about as descriptive a term for intentionally misleading propaganda, as "alt right" is for white supremacists.

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mayhewsw This paper is the exact reason why we need to think about ethics in AI. arxiv.org/abs/1611.04135

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SeeEllVee John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?

God: No, Trump/Pence

John: Right. Trumpets.

God: Fine. They'll know.

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Mama_arbeitet "Hallo Papa! Na, bist du stolz auf mich?"
"Oh ja!"
"Du hast mich auf @zeitonline gesehen?"
"Wo? Nö. Ich bin immer stolz auf dich."

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peterbreuer Makroaufnahme aus einem täglich gestutzten Golfrasen in Nordkorea. pic.twitter.com/R5Ai3gn6Nx

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anti-target (n) something you must not hit

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Rhythmus ist ein Tensor

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levampyre Nicht ganz von der Hand zu weisen. Wie tritt man für Klimaschutz, Bildung, soziales Miteinander ein, ohne elitär, v… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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hllizi @texttheater 😂, "☝"

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eine Kunstrasenkampagne fahren

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zeitweise @zeitweise Die eingebauten Sicherheitsnetze sind immerhin schon mehrere Jahrzehnte alt. Da müsste es doch eine Menge neuer Ideen geben.

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zeitweise Wie kann man demokratische Systeme besser davor schützen, in Extremfällen zu brechen?

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_dmh Are people generally aware that emoji are rendered differently on different devices? twitter.com/FakeUnicode/st…

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zeitweise Tweets darüber, dass Tweets nichts bewirken, haben es nicht ganz geschafft, mich davon zu überzeugen, dass Tweets nichts bewirken.

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IeHikikomori Yes. Heribert Prantl @SZ_Politik pic.twitter.com/b0pO8Iyu3F

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Kräftemessen "Wer kann den krassesten Techno hören"

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@spinfocl Hehe, ja, labern gehört manchmal dazu, stimmt schon. Bei mir jedenfalls. ^^

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@spinfocl Wieso, ich dachte, du wohnst und larbeitest in einem von Leverkusens südlichen Vororten?

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amyquispe "Are you really a person though at this point? You are more than 50% personal brand"

RIP me

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jamesrbuk To repeat: the *serving* head of the NSA just publicly said a "nation state" intervened in the election of the next… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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chasestrangio It is time for @xychelsea to be released. President Obama can commute her sentence. . nyti.ms/2evNZmd

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fchollet Social media (i.e. Facebook, and to a lesser extent Twitter) has enabled the extremist fringe to take over. This was preventable with ML.

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Stelle mittlerweile fest, dass sich bei mir, sobald ich mehr als 140 Zeichen auf Deutsch schreibe, richtig krass Batavismen einschleichen.

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Huch, das Taj Mahal ist ja weiß. Ich dachte immer, das wäre rot.

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BauN3RD Schrödingers Schüsseln. pic.twitter.com/EvBXfdngF1

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"So etwas kommt ab und zu, und dann muss man sich daran halten." herr-rau.de/wordpress/2016…

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Style guides, update your punctuation rules: emoji inside quotes if expressing sentiment of quoted speaker, outside if that of quoting.

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durst Lebe in einer bizarren Parallelwelt, in der das Warmwasser ausgefallen ist.

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dickebuerste53 @the_maki *lacht unsicher* Bitte ein bisschen weniger sibyllinisch formulieren, ich bin leider extrem DUMM! Welche Schulnote gibst du denen?

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fwosar So a ransomware author contacted me today asking for help with their ransomware. They hit a bug in CryptoAPI in their encryption routine ...

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epijdemie Akustisches DIY Instrument klingt wie druch 20 Filter gezogen dailymotion.com/video/x527vmb_…

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jasonbaldridge In which I point out it's *categorial* grammar, not *categorical* grammar, and discuss "minority" formalism status. reddit.com/r/linguistics/…

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BreakTheHuddle If they do this, we all register. Period. twitter.com/owillis/status…

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went1955 We must rethink globalization, or Trumpism will prevail — Thomas Piketty theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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ojahnn I'm a fan of adding new notes at the top of my text file, not at the bottom. Which means my files are ordered like this:
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labenzticker Hinterhäuser, der: In die Anonymität geflüchteter Großstädter (vgl. Hinterwäldler). labenz.texttheater.net/Hinterh%C3%A4u…

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SoVeryBritish The strange mix of relief and hurt when you've braced yourself for dog chat and the other owner just walks straight past you

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SPIEGELCaptions Experimentierhalle des TU-Forschungsreaktors Garching: Geburtsstätte vieler Erzählungen

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IeHikikomori Mittlerweile wünsche ich mir ja inständig, mich bald darüber wundern zu können, was dann alles doch nicht möglich ist.

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Smerity Quasi-Recurrent Neural Network (QRNN)
elementwise recurrence for similar/better results to LSTM but up to 16x faste… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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@zehavoc Hehe, I believe it! That was only the *mid-credit* scene though. ;)

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@zehavoc Thanks! I'll be looking starting next summer.

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@zehavoc Me too! And it was funny too! Btw it was your tweet that pushed me to go watch it. ^^

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Doctor Strange finally delivers on Inception's promise.

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DeepGrammar "You can verb anything." William Safire as confirmed by @spacy_io. pic.twitter.com/C4Z56vgIim

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probably_Alice na da stellt der horrorclown sich ja ein schönes gruselkabinett zusammen....

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ThePatanoiac Your body is a suit that the ocean wears to explore the land.

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asayeed I know basically assume that someone is actually feeding the @MagicRealismBot, and it's not a bot at all. twitter.com/MagicRealismBo…

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IeHikikomori Die Herzlichkeit eines ehrlichen Lachens, erkennt man am deutlichsten an der völligen Verwüstung der Gesichtszüge.

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@texttheater Existiert wieder und die Frittenbude hat sich kein Stück verändert. Wahrscheinlich in einer anderen Di… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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Lotterleben Die Namen der Lernräume hier machen mich immer noch fertig 😂 pic.twitter.com/VBYbODLGWr

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DrScienceCat Beautiful use of negative space pic.twitter.com/KsrZmff1dN

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stephaniemlee killer story from @sheeraf: Facebook employees are setting up a renegade task force against fake news… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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tom7 Excuse me, does this "all-inclusive" vacation package include vacation packages that don't include themselves?

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log2f I finally learned the key to good science from well-known DLers: picking a good random seed. pic.twitter.com/eqHSkPmurV

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mbukowski Amazon 9.0: Hinter jedem von uns fährt ein Lieferwagen her, voll mit allem, was wir laut Algorithmus wollen werden. Same-Sec-Delivery.

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Another great example of a joke that's funny not because of its punchline but because of its utterly ridiculous pre… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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SPIEGELCaptions Schwarze Flecken im Watt: Schatten am Leuchtturm

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zeitweise Ob es in Zukunft wohl schwieriger sein wird, echte Informationen von Fakes zu unterscheiden, wenn man sich bemüht? Geht ja noch leidlich gut

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Lotterleben Und Android Studio so: "Das device das ich grad noch erkannt hab? Ja nee, das gibts nicht mehr." FUCK OFF!

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Lotterleben Ich versuche seit 30 in eine modifizierte Signal-apk auf ein Telefon zu schieben und deshalb mach ich jetzt diesen Tisch hier kaputt.

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IeHikikomori Ich würde nicht direkt sagen, dass du jede Replik als Angriff deutest. Aber aus deinem Hemdkragen ragt der Zipp deines Camouflage-Overalls.

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kchonyc What will be the ultimate balance between convolutional and recurrent layers? arxiv.org/abs/1611.01576 fb.me/3bRqlvmMM

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kaderadenurface Arthur Chu just stole my heart. Also. Amen. pic.twitter.com/DdF5f2lDw7

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AssaadRazzouk In the new new world, China lectures the United States about climate change and the importance of cooperation betwe… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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Wenn man erst Stirn, dann Brust und dann die beiden Schultern berührt, beschreibt man ja eigentlich ein satanisches Kreuz.

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texttheater “annotieren“, wie in “Auch Bach und Mozart mussten mitunter gegen miese Libretti annotieren“

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asayeed I just published “Have you sometimes thought about not changing things?” medium.com/p/have-you-som…

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iwelsh This point MATTERS: elites can put up with a Trump or May. They WiLL NOT tolerate a Sanders or Corbyn.

twitter.com/iwelsh/status/…

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"Das Zeug solltest du bei den Stiefeln nicht verwenden. Es würde sie verfärben und das söge."

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peterbreuer Ein Zwangscharakter war Melitta Bentz definitiv nicht. pic.twitter.com/rYvi5BqkGC

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JonHaidt If you want to understand the ethics, fears, and goals of nationalists, understand these 2 conflicting visions: humansandnature.org/the-ethics-of-…

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pickwick When a straight white man talks about politics that affect him, it's just politics. When anybody else does it, it's "identity politics".

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m1sp This W3C spec reads like a text on gnostic mysticism pic.twitter.com/CpIYdwrLRP

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texttheater "*You* are implicitly globally existentially closed over!"

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Das FBI war also schon gut auf dem Weg dahin. twitter.com/hllizi/status/…

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GreggDCaruso If Muslims are required to register w/the government under Trump, I will register as Muslim.

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tiger_food Anstandshalber sollte Trump mit Einkassierung der krassesten Wahlversprechen warten, bis Honorare für Apokalypse-Now-Artikel überwiesen sind

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chrisrodley When Trump wins in 2020, remember this tweet which used bogus data to convince liberals to ignore economic inequali… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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"wenn ihr jemand ein sehr zahmes und wichtiges Haustier zur Verfügung stellt"

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"Druden (…) sind (…) besessene Frauen, deren Geist eine Drude abspalten kann, manchmal zu gewissen Zeiten wohl auch abspalten muss."

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durst Albtraum gehabt, in dem mir der Vermieter echte antike Vasen geschenkt und somit unabsichtlich offengelegt hat, dass er damals schon lebte.

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kaeff OH @erikdoe: "The S in IoT stands for Security"

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dsquareddigest Income👏distributions👏in👏America👏are👏confounded👏with👏race. twitter.com/johanknorberg/…

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Freddy2805 Nervt: Linke Dudes, die behaupten, dass Clinton genauso schlimm wäre wie Trump. 🙄

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fakedansavage Better: "I set your house on fire, but I'm not an arsonist." Or: "I fucked you without your consent, but I'm not a… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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30yearsAI 30 years AI with 2 co-located events: @johnnerbonne's farewell lecture (Jan 27) and Kilian Evang (@texttheater)'s PhD defense (on Jan 26)!

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30yearsAI We are celebrating 30 years Alfa-informatica at the University of Groningen on 27 January 2017 - our website is up: let.rug.nl/30years/

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Felicea Zusammengefasst:
Trump-Wähler sind weiß, verdienen mittel bis sehr gut, männlich und leben auf dem Land. twitter.com/AFP/status/796…

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durst Es sollte einen großen, sentimental gefeierten Roman namens „Die Empfindsamen“ geben, der davon erzählt, wie es ist.

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der_handwerk Wenn es sich nicht um einen ausdrücklich 'großartigen' Beitrag einer explizit 'wunderbaren' Person handelt, klicke ich doch nicht den Link!

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KarlreMarks The world we live in was born in a triumphalist spasm in the early 90s but it's clear now that it has exhausted itself. We have to move on.

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SPIEGELCaptions Rivalenkampf männlicher See-Elefanten: Brüllen, Bier trinken, wilder Mann spielen

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"Jetzt tu dein Moleskine-Notizbuch mal schön wieder in deinen Herschel-Rucksack."

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"our desire to be (and to appear) consistent with what we have already done" twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

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realDonaldTrump All I can say is that if I were President, Snowden would have already been returned to the U.S. (by their fastest jet) and with an apology!

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jdcrowley This will be ABSOLUTELY CRITICAL over the next four years, so please spread it around like wildfire pic.twitter.com/VptJIDWcs0

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peakscale American Elections Will Be Hacked - Bruce Schneier

schneier.com/essays/archive…

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jessicard well uh, lets relaunch the misandry shirt teespring.com/misandry-shirt

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Geekprinzessin Mein Freund hat einen Wagenheber. Ich lass mich natürlich erstmal heben.

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@jasonbaldridge But nothing beats Germany's "Bitte achten Sie beim Aussteigen auf den Abstand zwischen Zug und Bahnsteigkante."

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SPIEGELCaptions Berliner Flughafen-Baustelle: Sprechender Maschendrahtzaun

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Feorag What is this evil substance? Non-poppable bubble wrap? String up the inventor of that immediately!

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shehzadkhalil4 BREAKING NEWS: New York Anti-Trump Protests grow to 100,000. Likely to last through the night.
pic.twitter.com/IZALKXOgq7

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Trump hat bisher keinen Genozid versprochen, oder? Das muss gegenüber dem 20. Jahrhundert wohl als Fortschritt gelten.

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SoVeryBritish "Just wondering if you'd had any luck with..." - Translation: Why haven't you done it yet?

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"Facebook has built a platform for the (...) dispersal of (...) lies" twitter.com/zeynep/status/…

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netzpolitik Liebe Leserinnen und Leser. Wir müssen reden. netzpolitik.org/2016/liebe-les… pic.twitter.com/uD8ByaXLlK

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Fliege zwischen Ohr und Kopfhörer: Frage an die Leser – Vom Fachmann für Kenner titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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charlottes0phia So there's a small chance that Trump can still be defeated. It's unlikely, but if the word spreads, it could work?… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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tallinzen strong argument against factorial designs where 50% of the items have a property that's rare in actual language

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durst Wie es bei Oma immer nach Kaffee stank, lässt sich mit einer Senseo auch nur sehr schwer nachstellen.

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_Enanem_ Ok, don't panic… If we hold the North and South Pole down simultaneously for eight seconds, it'll automatically restore to factory settings.

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conor64 The coalition that opposes Donald Trump needs to get much better at persuasion/winning converts, lean much less on stigma. It doesn't work.

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scaredflowers Ok ich möchte jetzt mal einen Thread darüber anfangen, wie 1 sich um Leute kümmert, die gerade ne Panikattacke oder ähnliches haben

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SiyandaWrites Young men came to these online groups for tips on picking up girls & came out believing that it was up to them to save Western civilization

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acumella @SiyandaWrites as with Brexit, a call to return to a version of country they've never experienced, and never existed.

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SiyandaWrites How could a guy who goes months w/o seeing POC be so adamant about failings of "multiculturalism"? Online radicalization

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SiyandaWrites If people followed the alt-right groups on Reddit, they would know that young white Americans were told to hide their support of Trump.

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oOtrinityOo 1993 bin ich bei der Klassensprecherwahl auch nur Zweiter geworden. Ich weiß schon gar nicht mehr, wie die Börse damals reagiert hat.

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jonrog1 Hey, no joke, and I'm paraphrasing smarter people. If you plan on opposing Trump:

Get Tor.
Get Signal.
Get a VPN
2FA on your emails.

Now.

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IndyArts Noam Chomsky called this political moment 6 years ago ind.pn/2eCI7CT pic.twitter.com/hhohf2tJ5K

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Pixelfish Y'know, yer Pollyanna optimism about how life still goes on is predicated on you not having brown skin, pre-existing conditions, uterus, etc

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RemembrancerBex If you're white, accompany PoC. If cis, accompany trans folks. Be an emergency contract for disabled folks. You can help. Do so.

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RemembrancerBex If you are not a marginalized person & want to make a difference, right now your job is to stand by those most in danger.

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katjahusen People will literally die. There will be violence against PoC, LGBTI*, "others". There will be higher mortality. There will be suicides.

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Delafina777 "Poor white people are voting for Trump bc of economic stress!" No they're not. pic.twitter.com/G3w1CQsuzc

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zeitweise Ich finde, es ist Zeit, wenigstens in Deutschland etwas gegen die Populisten zu tun.

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amateuradam If you wondered about the opposite of Netflix and Chill, it’s CNN AND PANIC.

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maragrunbaum Well, I came to the Botanical Garden this afternoon to try NOT to think about the election, but pic.twitter.com/6ubdu4smf7

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Deadspin The Trump campaign wants to make names of Nevada poll workers public. Judge's response: pic.twitter.com/tes99IMbbH

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existentialcoms If you want to build a real leftest movement, go ahead, but it doesn't happen on election day. On election day you decide who is president.

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A Composer and His Wife: Creativity Through Kink - The New York Times nytimes.com/2016/02/24/art…

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Email Leak Reveals Clinton Ignored Calls for aid From Nigerian Prince - New Roman Times newromantimes.com/email-leak-rev…

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xurxodiz "Adoption of emojis leads to an increase in standard spellings, suggesting all forms of non-standard writing are in… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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Stephen_Curry Today's fun fact about the search for extraterrestrial life is brought to you by Martin Rees & @jimalkhalili! pic.twitter.com/5USzaizF5q

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NaMoGenBo 3... 2... 1... Go! “National Gnu Suspending Month”

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NaMoGenBo You’re just in time for “National Needle Juggling Month”

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NaMoGenBo Don’t look now, but it’s time for “National Baboon Naming Month”

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Aaand how exactly is Trump going to pull that off? twitter.com/WalshFreedom/s…

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"Aldi’s chief Fatherland competitor, its arch-nemesis, the perpetual Dorn in its side" slate.com/blogs/browbeat… via @browbeat

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asayeed As I was telling @_dmh if Trump loses he could start up a kitchenware product line called

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@kykel Interessant, dass es nicht "Das Haus wird gebaut werden müssen haben" heißt. Gibt es da ne Regel zu?

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@kykel Aber kompliziert wird es doch erst durch das Modalverb.

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kykel Es handelt sich dabei um Futur II Indikativ Passiv; eine Form, die ich meinen Schülerinnen morgen verschweige.

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RitaKasino Meine zarte Haut verdanke ich dem täglichen Gesichtsdampfbad aus dem zu früh geöffneten Geschirrspüler.

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Wort des Tages: Lautmaus

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skeptikantin @texttheater “How many cocktails did you have? And does the container matter?“ pic.twitter.com/zv8RFj3PeW

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SPIEGELCaptions Rolf Schieder, 58, ist Professor für Praktische Theologie und: Leben und leiden

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ragesoss Diderot — a Pebble watchface for finding nearby unillustrated Wikipedia articles ragesoss.com/blog/2016/11/0… pic.twitter.com/k3voW8DV3s

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tylercowen .@Noahpinion on how to improve libertarianism, bloomberg.com/view/articles/…

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WalshFreedom For 9 days, over 20 million people early voted thinking the FBI had something big on Hillary.

I'm a Trump guy, but, man, that's not right.

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JenCrittenden My 11 year-old daughter just made up a great joke: I bet Donald J. Trump brags that his middle initial stands for genius.

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IeHikikomori Es ist nicht so, dass ich kein gutes Haar an der FPÖ lassen kann. Aber das schwimmt in der Suppe.

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ojahnn Etwas lästig ist nur der allwöchentliche M.-A.-Numminen-Ohrwurm. youtu.be/1dGrwg63GAI?t=…

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asayeed TIL that in German you can onion someone. twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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"Trotzdem tue ich hiermit kund, dass es mich im Deutschen zwiebelt, wenn es heißt „der Ort, wo“..." texttheater.net/der-grund-warum

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ojahnn ein Mitschüler in der elften Klasse hat in einem Referat mehrmals nacheinander "wenn dem der Fall ist" gesagt und ich denke heute noch daran

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ojahnn wenn Leute "Absicht" meinen und "Intension" schreiben, weiß ich gar nicht wohin mit mir

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ojahnn wenn ich "meines Wissens nach" höre, muss ich immer woanders hingucken

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ojahnn Ich Bin Ja Keine Präskriptivistin, Aber

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bgzimmer Some hot action on the latest . pic.twitter.com/CDO2Xb1pOs

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durst Blutwurst-Hirnwurst-Schranke.

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andy_farquhar @sarahkendzior My wife knit a uterus and mailed it to Sen. Toomey so he'd have one of his own and not mess with hers pic.twitter.com/Ieic7nFq5v

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mike_watson I didn’t forget ! This bot posts the first Google Image search result for “dog” every six hours. Enjoy! twitter.com/TopDogBot/stat…

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shawnmicallef If I did fiction I'd write a CanLit paranoid potboiler about condo curtain patterns sending coded messages to Putin. pic.twitter.com/z3uCzreJt0

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Jetzt wird mein Schalfransenmoratorium durchgesetzt.

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ImamMahdidaily I made a little place for the man that runs my computer to relax. pic.twitter.com/JnS80LVaA0

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luisepusch Weder Hillary noch Bernie sind für die Reparatur des US-Sozialwesens radikal genug. "Über Hillary und d Sozialwesen" deutschlandfunk.de/praesidentscha…

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Wort des Tages: Schwatzsuche

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neil_neilzone USB condoms: for charging from an untrusted USB port (train, plane etc). Allows power but stops data / sync. pic.twitter.com/HsOEPl5V4d

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@frachtschaden Ich glaube, sie meinen Vorteil gegenüber anderen Kräutern und Gewürzen.

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zeynep Uncurated dumps like the Podesta emails are a threat to healthy dissent, even a form of censorship. Me for the NYT:… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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the_maki Freunde zuhause zittern schon vor unserer Diashow "17.000 Wolkenkratzerfotos" ("das nächste ist aber WIRKLICH einzi… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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Bat mich um eine kurze Bestätigung der Kündigung zu bestätigen und dann bis Freitag Groningen zu erreichen und dann… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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letseatmusic This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O". We told her we were going to write "Love". pic.twitter.com/PM5RqmZHwF

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labenzticker Oberlemnitz, der: Formulierung in einem fremdsprachigen Text, die man beim Korrekturlesen als vermeintlichen German… labenz.texttheater.net/Oberlemnitz

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WBCenobyte Und dann verpuppte sich die Planierraupe und wurde wenig später ein wunderschöner Zerschmetterling.

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Herr_Rau Unerwarteter Vorteil Doppelstundenprinzip: Da ich viele 2-stündige (=1-tägige) Fächer habe, kann ich am Wochenende fast alles vorbereiten.

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texttheater „Kennst du das, wenn du denkst, ist das aber ein entzückender kleiner Laden, und dann merkst du, es ist ne Kette, und wirfst ne Molli rein?“

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texttheater Dieser Laden wird videoüberwacht. Wer sich der Beratung des Verkaufspersonals entzieht, kriegt Ärger.

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peterbreuer Es gibt 0,9 Milliarden Tonnen Insekten und nur 0,03 Milliarden Tonnen Wale. Entspricht meiner Beobachtung: Ganz selten Wale an meinem Obst.

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Nachtvogel @kathrinpassig „Schnelle Abwicklung, super Preise, klasse Nachtisch. Zuverlässige Preisverleiher. Jederzeit wieder. *****“

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kathrinpassig Ich durfte ins Goldene Buch der Stadt Darmstadt schreiben. Außerdem gab es zwei Portionen Nachtisch. Merckpreis, je… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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aphyr "You LIED to us!" "Rebellious expression is key to stability. We'll average your critiques of the state into this year's Social Rules"

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aphyr Basically take Divergent etc but for the third act reveal where the protagonist confronts the matriarch, there's a queue of fifty other kids

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aphyr Book idea: a YA dystopia in which the state carefully conspires to make *every* coming-of-age ceremony a transgressive individuating process

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zeynep People think mass hack & dumps will somehow unilaterally hamper the powerful. They'll adapt. They always had Davos. twitter.com/andysabl/statu…

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tmalsburg GNU Ring: An decentralized, encrypted, open source Skype replacement. ring.cx

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yoavgo I find it fascinating we have so many best papers (and best paper candidates) abt syntactic parsing, yet syntax is hardly used in practice.

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Why do all Japanese maps look like they were made in Microsoft Paint?

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Dr_Ultra Und dann sagte der Faschismus, als er wiederkehrte, überraschenderweise doch "Ich bin der Faschismus".

Und die Menschen alle so: *shrug*.

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Schplock @spinfocl Ich bin übrigens maximal schlecht im Menschenerkennen, das musst also du dann leisten.

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FlippedMathe Reformen die mit "Man müsste das ganze System ändern..." kann ich nicht mehr hören.Wir brauchen keine Luftschlösser sd pragmatische Lösungen

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“Dear beet salad, (…) You and goat cheese have been a thing for years” mywayswithwords.wordpress.com/2016/11/04/bee…

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Hoch zu Kamel durch die Würste

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Möhre bringt verschollenen Ehering zurück www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/rh… via @WDR

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timmaughan BRB just going back in time to 2010 to tell y'all that in 6 yrs Assange will spend most his time RTing the Daily Mail, Fox, and Bretbart

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hardmaru Neural Architecture Search with Reinforcement Learning, RNNs now generate RNN architectures! twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

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bundesamtfvs Die BBC spielt zum Sendeschluss auf Aufforderung eines MPs wieder "God save the Queen". Vorbildlich. youtube.com/watch?v=WwsQ_5…

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TragicAllyHere I would love to be British. Drinking my leaf water and staring at a huge clock from my red phone booth, adding extra letters to wourds.

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GebbiGibson Alle Mitarbeiter wissen, wie man die Reinigungsaufforderung des Kaffeeautomat umgeht und nur zwei, wie man das Reinigungsprogramm startet.

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asayeed As in, a Strangeness conference that is strange, because nothing about it is strange, which would be strange.

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IeHikikomori nach einem tag wie diesem: pic.twitter.com/s9hKW5HkQW

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IeHikikomori Und einen besonders distanzierten Blick liefert wieder einmal Felix Baumgartner. Aus dem All.

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IeHikikomori nein, die berge sind nicht angezuckert. sie schimmeln.

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IeHikikomori Aber so offen betrachtet, wären sie nun einmal wirklich eine diskutable Alternative zur neuen Mönchsberggarage.

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IeHikikomori Ich würde nicht unbedingt sagen, dass deine Nasenlöcher enorm groß
werden, wenn du dich empörst.

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IeHikikomori Ich hätte nie gedacht, dass mich Twitter, dass mich Unsinn, einmal vor dem Wahnsinn retten würde.

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IeHikikomori Verstehe die Kritik an After Eight nicht. Was stört euch denn? Der Geschmack nach Mentholtaschentuch oder die auswurfähnliche Konsistenz?

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IeHikikomori Opa probiert Chia-Acai-Macis-Kuchen:"Kind, ich muss dir sagen, das Essen im Krieg war besser."

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IeHikikomori Leute, die mir auf den nervus olfactorius gehen, lähmen meist auch meinen nervus trochlearis & verstören meinen nervus vestibulocochlearis.

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IeHikikomori Ich möchte nicht wissen, wie viele Menschen sich für ihre gerechte Entlohnung eine angemessene Beschäftigung wünschen.

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IeHikikomori Im Winter dämmert mir alles immer etwas früher.

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asayeed I am just waiting for the building atrium to become temporarily non-Euclidean due to the Strangeness Conference.

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asayeed There is a "Strangeness Conference" being held in the atrium of our building. pic.twitter.com/uXKIs4gt9y

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amandapalmer The problem is not a lack of material riches. It is the growing number of people who feel they are no longer needed nytimes.com/2016/11/04/opi…

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IeHikikomori Cashewnüsse sind die besseren Rezensenten. Hält ein Text ihrem Geschmack stand, lese ich weiter.

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frachtschaden How do we avoid the antibiotics apocalypse? bbc.co.uk/news/health-37…

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durst "Siri, diktier mir nen rekursiven Siri-Tweet!"
"Haste was zu schreiben?"
"Jo."
"Ok. Schreib: 'Siri, diktier mir nen rekursiven Siri-Tweet!'"

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laparisa Time to get honest about connection security: wired.com/2016/11/google… h/t @__apf__ @emschec @estark37 @alexainslie & @googlechrome security

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hanvoi Heute vor fünf Jahren flog der auf. Die Hintergründe sind bis heute nicht aufgeklärt. Die unterschwellige Staatskrise geht weiter.

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IeHikikomori als kind dachte ich an regentagen, die vielen wolken am himmel entstünden dadurch, dass zu viele menschen zur gleichen zeit kochen.

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jamis Never assume your customers use the same vocabulary as you, or even think of the domain the same way as you. Seek common ground.

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texttheater @frachtschaden ist unter die Vogonen gegangen.

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@frachtschaden ist unter die Vogonen gegangen.

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tallinzen PSA; "our system successfully gamed existing natural language inference datasets" != "our system learned to perform inference"

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thedansimonson Anand and Hardt: sluicing--recovering content from ellipsis in questions pic.twitter.com/mnTADuvqmC

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Leben ist pfirsichig

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Two of my most beautiful Unix "OMG, there's a command for that" moments: watch, expand

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NedHartley My absolute favourite thing about this Article 50 debacle pic.twitter.com/0rHeo2q2ng

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molily @ojahnn א resembles💃 emojipedia.org/dancer/

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News_Executive BREAKING: British high court rules; UK government must ask Parliament before triggering Article 50 to leave the EU.

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labenzticker prüllsbirkig (Adj.): Attribut zur Beschreibung der durch Tasten bestimmbaren Konsistenz der männlichen Gesichtshaut… labenz.texttheater.net/pr%C3%BCllsbir…

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yoavgo First time I see it in printed form! Almost a real book. Coming soon. pic.twitter.com/bFDuWI2GDj

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SoVeryBritish Brits making up after a colossal fall out:

"Sorry about earlier"
"Don't be silly"

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wordspy Norman door n. A door with a design that makes it difficult to determine the correct way to open the door. wspy.ws/nodo

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ojahnn documenta-Identifikationsnummern seit 1955: d, II., III, 4., 5, 6, 7, 8, IX, X, 11, 卌卌||, (13), hochkant gestellte 14

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TFW someone is looking for a clown costume on @peerby.

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_frischebrise “Der Vater von Pippi Langstrumpf ist Megakönig im Taka-Tuka-Land.”

Meine Kinder kennen das N-Wort nicht mehr! \o/

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climagic diff <(docx2txt < agreement.docx) <(docx2txt < newagreement.docx) # Did they really only change what they say they did?

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spinfocl Sagt Thomas Ernst zu meinem -Kapitel. Der Thomas Ernst. twitter.com/spinfocl/statu…

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amyquispe If Satan Was a Web Developer m.imgur.com/gallery/qA4Bu

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hllizi Mist, jetzt ist die Hand gebeizt.

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How to choose between the least popular candidates of all time: slate.com/articles/news_… via @Slate

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frachtschaden "Holla, Onkel Egbert, dein Velociraptor nascht ja die Landbevölkerung!"

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absurdistwords 3) Deconstructing systems that necessitate black markets and coercive commerce.

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absurdistwords 2) Diverting non-violent offenders into community based programs that utilize family and community support

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absurdistwords 1) Restricting prison usage to violent felons only, reducing the population to an efficiently manageable size

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absurdistwords Sure, dealing with violent, hardened criminals is tough, but the system exacerbates this by failing to do the following:

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