Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 2016

AcademicsSay Dissertations explained. via @Matt_Bilskie pic.twitter.com/MKq8u3o6y5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

lewis_baston Next Prime Minister is probably one of the first people in politics who can truthfully claim that a big boy did it and ran away.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Zucchinifritten mit Rhabarberketchup (und Majo). Sollse mal sehen. pic.twitter.com/DFTIdHxdIb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

personaldebatte Tochter (4) vor der BILLA-Kassa: "ICH EXISTIERE GAR NICHT! DU HAST MICH NUR FÜR DIESEN TWEET ERFUNDEN!"

Ziemlich deep für ne Vierjährige.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Woord van de dag: thuisaffermenteerbier

via Twitter for Android

nervous_jessica Lasercut lace v1. It's a start. Definitely needs a lining and some interfacing. pic.twitter.com/9TmBcopFuN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @nutellaberliner Die wollten keinen besseren Code, die wollten nur, dass ich noch mehr Zeit verschwende… um den Code dann weiter abzulehnen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:03 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @frachtschaden Aber da die Diskussion so wie eben geschildert verläuft, schminke ich mir die Idee jetzt ganz sorgfältig ab.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi That would have been quicker, but they understandably don't allow phones at the quiz.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

spinfocl I was born in the EEC.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"That's German for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the."

via Twitter for Android

Dass Volksentscheide immer so knapp ausfallen, ist das selection bias, ein Artefakt des Wahlkampfes oder stimmt das gar nicht?

via Twitter for Android

Code-switching mid-sentence is for amateurs. Try code-switching mid-word.

via Twitter for Android

Someone made a Ctrl+Z joke and I didn't get it because I was thinking of suspending the current foreground job.

via Twitter for Android

Portable Feuersbrunst

via Twitter for Android

Stubenfliege mit dem Unkrautbrenner jagen

via Twitter for Android

jonathonmorgan A service that abruptly disconnects everyone from the call the first someone says "well, I guess that's about it" twitter.com/realSimonBurns…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:53 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ACLU BREAKING: ACLU challenges law preventing studies on big data discrimination aclu.org/blog/free-futu… by @rachelegoodman1 & @bhandari_esha

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Hashtag now open for submissions for scientific analysis!

Looking for equivalents of *Go fuck yourself!* in all languages.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JoelAchenbach BREAKING: 107 Nobel laureates have signed letter asking Greenpeace to stop opposing GMOs washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:53 AM, Jun 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Spent a disproportionate amount of pubquiz time on a single question. pic.twitter.com/VGNHVEiNWe

via Twitter for Android

ichliebetrash Liebe eure Gönnungsfotografien
mit irgendeinem Schrott von
KRAFT oder Nestlé.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mattmight Biden calls for changing how we assign credit in academia to reward teamwork over bumping publication counts. pic.twitter.com/quP3N8ThJU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

JGoschler Leute, die im Zug einen nach dem anderen anrufen um mitzuteilen, dass sie wegen der schlechten Verbindung lieber ne SMS schreiben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

DalrympleWill Farage spot on as ever
(With thanks to @tweeter_anita ) pic.twitter.com/1OdecnP6oy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:05 PM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Auf meinem Kontoauszug irritiert mich der Satz: „Ihr Saldo steht für das Lebensgefühl einer ganzen Generation.“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben The internet has spoken. pic.twitter.com/SUxMGaRSIo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Sackcarré

via Twitter for Android

kcsaff @coolvirus /The history of the life of Thomas Ellwood/, apparently published posthumously in 1714 (couldn't find exact year when I tweeted)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kcsaff Next time someone complains about singular "they" I'll point them to this 17th century rant against singular "you" pic.twitter.com/kfxcBFxGjb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Jun 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

WalterStephanie The “Cobra Effect” that is disabling paste on password fields. TLDNR: don’t troyhunt.com/the-cobra-effe…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

honnibal Some thoughts about "chat bots": A Natural Language User Interface is just a User Interface medium.com/@honnibal/a-na… pic.twitter.com/cOPQ45kejN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

trevortimm An A.I. lawyer chatbot has successfully contested 160,000 parking tickets across London and New York—for free. theguardian.com/technology/201…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:27 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hipisuit Created a text input that shows relevant emoji based on your typed text. Sorting done with deeplearning codepen.io/Idlework/pen/x… via @CodePen

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Pornhub Good morning! pic.twitter.com/qtzJcuAXaH

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GerritKloss "Kloss."
1: "Mit G oder K?"
2: Schreibt "Gloss".
Aber sonst lebt es sich prima unter süddeutschen Konsonantenschändern.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

elof Explicit permission can be extremely empowering. @keen_io it's ok to... pic.twitter.com/dqkR7Kg5qX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:08 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

psygnisfive Protestant Work Ethic creates Protestant Trains To Nowhere twitter.com/robinhanson/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mcxfrank Learning language through communication in blocksworld, awesome work by @chrmanning &c arxiv.org/pdf/1606.02447… pic.twitter.com/xvKYrLn4G7

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:36 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Für soweit bekannt ist in den abgelaufenen sieben Jahren für 1,1 Millionen Euro verdüstert.

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn Oh, the joys of problems. 😂 Oder ein berührungsloser Seifenspender mit Lichtschranke.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

kykel Diese Namen... Torwart Tor Haltersson, Torschütze Tollbein Siegtorsson, Kommentator Gutmundur, Verteidiger Safersson. Hu! Hu!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:48 PM, Jun 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

How do people still tolerate floating windows on their desktops.

via Twitter for Android

Referendum on whether to build a death star.

via Twitter for Android

Drop an e-bomb into a student party, how about that.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Considering buying a drone to seek out and destroy sources of loud music on the block.

via Twitter for Android

GerritKloss "Italien ist ein eingeschweißter Haufen."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

katejscott “If they treat their referendum as a non-event, we will also treat their referendum as a non-event,” an EU diplomat said. What referendum???

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alanbeattie Truly British solution: never invoke Article 50, hope everyone else too polite ever to mention it.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:47 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Hauptverkehrsstraße in Cambridge, 10 Minuten vor Anpfiff – ein Vögel tschilpt…leichter Wind…ein Auto fährt mit 100 mph vorbei…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@TheGurkenkaiser @mspro @ffalt @plomlompom Ich sehe keinen Grund, die *individuelle* Lebenserwartung zugrundezulegen. Für alle dieselbe.

via Twitter for Android in reply to TheGurkenkaiser

stefanowitsch The usual mix of linguistics, narrative fragments, heartbroken cynicism, dadaism and champagne socialism, now also in English.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

wblau Boris Johnson's Telegraph column has just been published. He promises full EU privileges without the membership.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/2…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:34 AM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ziyatong We often think of reptiles as cold-hearted, but here's one coming to another's rescue... pic.twitter.com/eN0CBI5G4X

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:34 AM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Fischblog Bürokratie ist voll Scheiße. Was wir wirklich wollen sind unbürokratische Entscheidungen: "Dein Gesicht passt mir nicht. Antrag abgelehnt!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Jun 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Why not? That's an awesome observation. twitter.com/SMBCComics/sta…

via Twitter for Android

@ZachWeiner Yes. With the comics not embedded, the feed is useless to me.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ZachWeiner

VerbingNouns TL;DR2: it is the instructor's responsibility to not intentionally make the classroom a hostile or dangerous environment.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

VerbingNouns I have strong opinions about the difference b/t "coddling" & "making sure your most vulnerable students don't drop out because of you". AMA

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Fischblog Wer die EU erneuern will, muss vor allem das Parlament stärken und den Einfluss der Regierungen beschneiden.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tmalsburg Kass et al. (2016), Ten Simple Rules for Effective Statistical Practice: journals.plos.org/ploscompbiol/a…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zufallsshirt Sieben-Stockenten-Wattebäuschchenfaust

via Zufallsshirt (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

geruchtekellner Gibt es eine deutlichere Geste der Überheblichkeit als das Maskottchen einzuwechseln?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

leonidkruglyak “N = 41 -> using a bathroom scale to weigh a feather resting in pouch of a kangaroo vigorously jumping up and down” twitter.com/StatModeling/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

soundsoviel The Malfoys seem ominously happy these days. It may well be that He-who-must-not-be-named is on the rise again! pic.twitter.com/X6e7ICmfFi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

The rank is probably more in the four or five digits range, but well said. twitter.com/andykhouri/sta…

via Twitter Web Client

posiputt don't try this ad hominem

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MMugnaia Ja, ich vermisse meinen magnetischen Kühlschrank. pic.twitter.com/6cg3SSs1UG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Small? It's what I'd put my money on. twitter.com/IlvesToomas/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:34 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Sahelanth People mention "black sheep" way more often than "white sheep."
twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

faznet Die Jugend ist selbst Schuld. Hätten sie gewählt, sähe das Ergebnis vielleicht anders aus. faz.net/-gpf-8ip51#GEP… pic.twitter.com/bVo6dIH36O

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Oft wünsche ich mir eine dritte Hand, um beim gleichzeitigen Zähneputzen und Haarefönen auch noch ein Selfie machen zu können.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@LaBoussiere Nein. Es wird für alle die durchschnittliche Lebenserwartung zugrundegelegt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to LaBoussiere

labenzticker Vorholz, das: Im Unterschied zur Titelei eines Buches wird als Vorholz derjenige gleich lange Teil bezeichnet, den … labenz.texttheater.net/Vorholz

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:03 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi It begins. twitter.com/mvanhulten/sta…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:01 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Sophia_Pugsley Interesting. “The People Have Spoken, the Bastards” by @mrianleslie medium.com/@mrianleslie/t… pic.twitter.com/1QQWrlh3XI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:39 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Guess there will, after some more wailing and weeping, be a second referendum, and the result won't be anywhere near close.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:17 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

uncletypewriter The brilliance of this comment gave me chills pic.twitter.com/PrtwzMlAxn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:13 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@asayeed I mean even if Brexit has disastrous consequences, it won't magically improve people's political education.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

@asayeed @astefanowitsch I'm afraid a Brexit would not teach them the opposite.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

Cavalorn Asked cat for his actual opinion on EU & he thinks we should repeatedly ask to leave, then when the door opens just sit there & stare at it

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:02 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@asayeed @astefanowitsch Sounds speculative, but fair enough. I predict they will learn the lesson (for now) without an actual Brexit.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

SaScala Eine Flaschensammlung auf dem pic.twitter.com/cWM3sgMyzw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Raw or transsubstantiated? twitter.com/GoogleFacts/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:54 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin — or as history will have it: The day humanity turned post-satire.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:54 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@cntrlgwlt Es geht mir nicht um ein bestimmtes Ergebnis. Es geht mir um Gerechtigkeit.

via Twitter for Android in reply to cntrlgwlt

@asayeed @astefanowitsch He's right to be tough for strategic reasons. As for "the reality must be realized", what does that even mean?

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

hzulla @astefanowitsch pol. erzwungene Reaktion. EU muss jetzt harten Hund markieren und darf GB nicht entgegen kommen, um Nachahmer abzuschrecken.

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 1:43 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch With presidents like this, EU don't need enemies. twitter.com/EP_President/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Jun 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GerritKloss @texttheater Dafür im Netz weitere Zuschreibungen an N. Henderson, R. Tagore und Konfuzius. Typisches Internet-Treibgut.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:08 PM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

andykhouri This is probably the third or fourth funniest joke of all time. pic.twitter.com/tMMmvpodDD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:23 PM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Schmidtlepp Gute Grusse! Meiner Name ist Sir William Ramsbottom von Banken of England. Aufgrund die Brexit bieten sich einmaliger Gelegenheiten.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Drosselungsverdrossenheit

via Twitter for Android

@430_BC @Roman67420971 Das alles wäre ungerecht. Gewichtung nach Alter nicht. Jünger/älter waren/werden wir alle mal.

via Twitter for Android in reply to 430_BC

“wird es Zeit, im Kampf gegen Rechts nicht mehr auf Gesinnungsethik, sondern auf Verantwortungsethik zu setzen” huffingtonpost.de/2016/06/23/bor…

via Twitter Web Client

"Oh Schatz, ich gönne mich dir so hart!"

via Twitter for Android

Rodney Alan Greenblat, Still Life with Mutation Scenario, 1985. On display at @groningermuseum. Made me laugh hard. pic.twitter.com/OVZq6HEbO0

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yorkshireprobs Scotland are the heroes of the UK 😂 pic.twitter.com/aTpbF6Htdo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

BrianSpanner1 Take back control.

No you take it back.

No you fucking take it.

You touched it last. pic.twitter.com/160NuQGeXX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:48 AM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Fenster öffnen: Ach ja, die gemütliche Vertrautheit der Schreie vom benachbarten Kinderschlachthof.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@frachtschaden Erbitterter Widerstand des innerparteilichen Establishments.

via Twitter for Android in reply to frachtschaden

@frachtschaden Ich hab noch Alpträume von dem Versuch, das innerhalb der Piratenpartei einzuführen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to frachtschaden

frachtschaden @frachtschaden Der Wahlprozess selber müsste über einen viel längeren Zeitraum ausgeführt werden bzw. als kontinuierlicher Prozess.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:44 AM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

So many Leave voters are having regrets, Boris Johnson clearly doesn't feel like leaving. Anyone still think will actually happen?

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden @frachtschaden Direkte Demokratie kann überhaupt nur funktionieren, wenn sie diesen eventartigen Charakter verliert.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

terrycavanagh List of words containing "meow": meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Jun 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi It won't. No one will complain. Everybody wins. twitter.com/dlknowles/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:38 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Um andere Verkehrsteilnehmer auf Fehlverhalten hinzuweisen, setzen Sie Ihre Brille auf die Nasenspitze.

via Twitter for Android

"co-occurance frequencies of words definitely do not reflect co-occurance frequencies of things in the real world" nlpers.blogspot.com/2016/06/langua…

via Twitter for Android

@hllizi The options they give me:

OK

Settings

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

Mark my words: is not going to happen.

via Twitter for Android

zeitweise Vielleicht wäre auch folgendes Format hilfreich:

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:36 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

joffley How do I tell them?? pic.twitter.com/6Y7hRIKINi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

sunny_hundal Been hearing people like this all day, and they're making me just more angry pic.twitter.com/NW9sfH3XWd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Das wäre so praktisch gewesen, Klemmschwester läuft Neid-Amok. twitter.com/joshrogin/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ClickHole 7 Nihilistic Quotes That Only Brilliant, Misunderstood Young Males On The Internet Will Appreciate clckhl.co/V3nszhN

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

prenzlbergmutti ! Prenzlberg gehört uns Besserverdienenden. Ohne Berlin-Brandenburg sind wir stärker!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Alte Demokratenregel: beschimpfen ja, umbringen nein. twitter.com/lingenhoehl/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Delfiniere Flipper

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GerritKloss @texttheater Gegenbeispiele wären auf jeden Fall schon einmal: Athen 5. Jh. v. Chr., Schweiz 21 Jh. – gute Orte und Zeiten für Populisten.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jsphctrl Spot the missing flag pic.twitter.com/qkS3mJ90kB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:17 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

These: Wir haben *zu wenig* direkte Demokratie. Auf diese Weise werden Abstimmungen zu Missfallensäußerungen.

via Twitter for Android

@Konrad @mspro @ffalt @plomlompom (Ich finde meinen Vorschlag unabhängig davon gut.)

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

@Konrad @mspro @ffalt @plomlompom Einverstanden. Das Urteil war in diesem Thread auch nicht gefallen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to Konrad

peterbreuer Wir nähern uns der Überlegenheit der künstlichen Intelligenz aus der falschen Richtung.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@Konrad @mspro @ffalt @plomlompom "Nach uns die Sintflut" ist schon eine plausible Erklärung. Müsste man natürlich prüfen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to Konrad

@Konrad @mspro @ffalt @plomlompom Kann man drüber diskutieren, muss man aber nicht. Es wäre jedenfalls unnötig kompliziert.

via Twitter for Android in reply to Konrad

@ffalt Ja, es gibt auch Gegenbeispiele. Vermute trotzdem, dass ich insgesamt richtig liege.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

@ffalt Naja, beim Brexit halte ich das schon für recht objektiv. Welchen von den versprochenen Vorteilen wird er denn tatsächlich bringen?

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

@ffalt @texttheater Nein, sie bestätigt, dass Jüngere klüger abstimmen. Das ist aber nur *ein* Grund für das Gewichten nach Alter.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

@ffalt @mspro @plomlompom Die meine These bestätigt. What's your point?

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

@ffalt @mspro @texttheater @plomlompom Und das macht also den Unterschied zwischen legitimer und nicht legitimer Erwägung aus. Aha.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

@ffalt @mspro @plomlompom In meinem Modell wird immer noch jede/r gleich behandelt - über das ganze Leben gesehen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

mspro @ffalt @texttheater @plomlompom falsch. es geht eben nicht darum, wer „besser fällt“, sondern wer ein anspruch auf mitentscheid hat.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ffalt @mspro @plomlompom Naja, schau dir die Brexit-Statistiken an.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

@ffalt @mspro @plomlompom Nope. Älter werden wir alle, das ist also nicht ungerecht.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

@ffalt @texttheater @plomlompom Nee, nee. Schon die durchschnittliche Lebenserwartung der ganzen Generation zugrundelegen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ffalt

mspro @texttheater @ffalt @plomlompom zumindest für wichtige zukunftsfragen eine legitime überlegung.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Wir haben uns in den Flitterwochen hart gegönnt. Deswegen heißt unser erstes Kind Hartgunst."

via Twitter for Android

plomlompom Ob Einzel-Staaten oder Staaten-Bünde, das muss doch beides überwunden werden.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@HeptaSean @plomlompom Okay, das ist natürlich eine unzulässige Verallgemeinerung.

via Twitter for Android in reply to HeptaSean

gr33ndata Everyone is blaming the on the xenophobia. What's wrong with xenophobia!? Didn't we all like it as kids? pic.twitter.com/lzhUff7U3c

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JokesTheBand Contingency plan: We just TELL the babyboomers and old people we're going to leave Europe then wait for them to die

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tancredipalmeri Absolutely brilliant poll on Brexit by @YouGov pic.twitter.com/EPevG1MOAW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

scottbix "We've done it without a bullet being fired." – Nigel Farage, forgetting that a Member of Parliament was assassinated over .

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:19 AM, Jun 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

MazMHussain Age breakdown on Brexit polls tells underlying story. Older generation voted for a future the younger don't want: pic.twitter.com/kMPECqQF6u

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"Harmlosigkeitslippen, die – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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TreyStokes Still waiting on results from Upper Squealing, New Thwappington, Ticklemare, Shoes-on-Pudding, Wstytthhhhhgrpffd, and Gryffindor

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A comfy chair is not so much an instrument of torture as a restraining device ("impossible to get out of").

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jo_liss Repo activity by contributors:
1: mostly code
10: 1/3 conversation
100: 2/3 conversation
(github.com/blog/2195-the-…) pic.twitter.com/Xngx9P2vvs

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WWRuhr Die Folien zum Vortrag von @ojahnn zur Computerlinguistik liegen unter enigmabrot.de/wwruhr

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jasonbaldridge Here's a new in-depth interview I did w/ @SethGrimes on NLP, deep learning, sentiment analysis & software for NLP! breakthroughanalysis.com/2016/06/23/jbn…

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MVSD (minimum viable slide deck)

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Wort des Tages: Autorennfilm

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eskarina I feel your pain. Ähnlich wie "Altbaucharme". twitter.com/lassitudor/sta…

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zeitweise ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️*

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pete_sinclair I'm against the EU. I don't think it can be reformed. So why was it that Remain in today's ? pic.twitter.com/AvVi9uKtqS

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"Das Ideal der Präsenzkultur und der Überstundenkult scheint aus manchen Köpfen nicht rauszubekommen sein." twitter.com/dasnuf/status/…

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astefanowitsch . @Bediko Im Namen meiner Kolleg/innen möchte ich mich dafür offiziell bedanken.

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ojahnn Heute Abend im Unperfekthaus! twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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astefanowitsch Den Professorentitel weglassen, um seriöser zu wirken.

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App sagt, wir kriegen heute 30°C und gefühlt 38°C. Wat.

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michaeldiaz101 Pop songs are often dark, but @Portisheadinfo ripped off the shiny wrapper & turned into a vein-opening dirge.

youtu.be/WVe-9VWIcCo

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@ojahnn Nope. Endlich eine Erfahrung, die ich dir nicht vorgeahmt habe? ;)

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zeynep Absolutely unacceptable. Algorithms used in sentencing CANNOT be proprietary & secret. No. nytimes.com/2016/06/23/us/… pic.twitter.com/WlNpGK4JaH

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@ojahnn You mean like in a second language? No, I only remember such compliments from people I talk to regularly.

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hevosia Mehr als 50.000 Männer wurden in D bis 1994 für ihre Homosexualität verurteilt - und gelten bis heute als vorbestraft

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Es ist schon alles gesagt, nur noch nicht von allen retweetet.

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Yo @twitter, please bring back "retweet from different account" in the Android app. Sincerely, @texttheater and @labenzticker.

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Linuzifer No more rock stars: how to stop abuse in tech communities
hypatia.ca/2016/06/21/no-…

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acaseforbooks Harry Potter taught me there will always be old guys telling young guys they're special, but it's girls with frizzy hair that get shit done.

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MachinePix A walking bike by Carv Design. pic.twitter.com/2G4EIVArYD

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Herr_Rau Oh, welch magische Abenteuer werden mich heute in der Schule erwarten? Ein Quell, nein, nachgerade ein Born usw.

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missingfaktor Brexit. Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium.

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Das Doove an einer unaufgeräumten Schublade: Ob sie einen bestimmten Gegenstand enthält, ist nur semi-entscheidbar.

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seanjtaylor The Data Science Hierarchy of Needs
(a common pattern I've noticed in applying data science to improve products) pic.twitter.com/0clrFG0r9q

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Chaosfux Optimus Prime macht nach dem Spiel immer Autotorso.

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@hllizi @spinfocl Soll der Professor es halt einfach machen, wenn's ihm so wichtig ist.

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deray The African Union is introducing a single passport to make travel on the continent easier for Africans qz.com/710334/africa-…

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InternetHippo [god appears on earth]
POPE: He has come!
GOD: Ok see that’s why I’m here—the misgendering

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AcademiaObscura Passive aggressive publisher. pic.twitter.com/gGFQDBtdqc

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wellendonner Mein Hobby: In Anworten an Recruiter(innen) heimlich die Ursprungsmail gendern. pic.twitter.com/qlirHK7zcX

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Hurra! Ab sofort nimmt die Rate, mit der die Rate, mit der die Länge der Tage zunimmt, abnimmt, wieder ab!

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ojahnn @hllizi :D Versuche ich vllt mal. Außerdem kommuniziere ich gerne, dass es Zeitverschwendung ist, Themen zu besprechen, die allen klar sind.

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jbrenier Hello, TensorFlow!

flip.it/tnQJG

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texttheater argumentum ad unum undecim

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Let the commiseration begin!

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posiputt authentischlein deck dichotomie.

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texttheater "Der Kaffee aus diesem Automaten ist so dünn. Wahrscheinlich ist es ein Problem mit innerer Leere."

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frachtschaden Mit mir kann man Pferde zurückgeben.

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AstroKatie Remember that your attention is a gift and your willingness to debate is a choice. You’re under no obligation to help someone be less wrong.

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axbm Russische LED. pic.twitter.com/07rDCgL8Gt

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kellyoxford 7yr old: will the apopolypse ever happen?
Me: no
7yr old: I kinda hope it does, so I can try human meat.

😳😳😳😳

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frerejones Nominations now open for Cutest Eszett Ever (Wiener Grotesk by Rudolf Geyer, 1912) pic.twitter.com/KKsVeUu1bS

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hllizi Komm, Schatz, heute machen wir den Wolfgang. Der wird das zu schätzen wissen. twitter.com/LinzWolfgang/s…

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mrwasteland "Estimados" is a lovely way to begin an email & I'm jealous over here with casual business English like "Hi all," or "Greetings folks,"

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ojahnn Ist das das Gegenteil von Skeuomorphismen? cc an @techniktagebuch. twitter.com/adsch3/status/…

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othermeuk @Carrot70 @abbie_selley Here's a handy graphic that should help. You are welcome. pic.twitter.com/6xpBidb00a

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worthort Ich habe mich übers Internet kennen gelernt.

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SPIEGELCaptions Der, die, das Pirat: Häufigste Form einer allergischen Reaktion

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ojahnn Falls jemand sich schon immer gefragt hat, was Computerlinguist*en tun: Am Donnerstag halte ich einen Vortrag dazu! twitter.com/WWRuhr/status/…

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notwaving A friend posted this on FB today, shared with permission. What it's like using the bus as a user. pic.twitter.com/PLuZMFS17r

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Verleser des Tages: "Gedoens" statt "Gedeons"

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texttheater Und dann war da noch die Aussage, das Mindesthaltbarkeitsdatum der Milch liege "komfortabel" in der Vergangenheit.

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jbenno Unless you are the leader of the free world ... pic.twitter.com/c97BXJQhiM

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Blick ins Gemüsefach: "Ich postuliere, dass die noch gut sind."

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4 of 5 stars to Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov goodreads.com/review/show/16…

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labenzticker Buchhorn, das: Spuren am Rücken eines Taschenbuchs, die es als bereits gelesen kennzeichnen. labenz.texttheater.net/Buchhorn

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ojahnn Immer ein schöner Moment: Wenn wir sonntagmorgens gleichzeitig das Ende unserer Feeds erreichen und merken, dass wir Gesellschaft haben.

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aljasngenietoo A few more pics to brighten the day... Happy 90th Queen Elizabeth! pic.twitter.com/YlzOxRUBHO

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"schweigend" :D "Verkettung glücklicher Umstände – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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Wort des Tages: marteriell

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benorlin Celebrated my sister's 2^5th birthday this month! Conveniently, we got to reuse the candles from her 5^2nd. pic.twitter.com/cbMgev5Z9h

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kallenje Es würde schon helfen, es nicht "Versager" zu nennen. pic.twitter.com/IFvUTcrgv0

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ojahnn "Bist du unzufrieden mit deiner Produktivität?" - "Quatsch, ich bin voll zufrieden mit meiner Arbeit, sie ist halt nur noch nicht passiert."

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susie_dent SNUDGE: to walk with the head down, lost in reverie/checking your phone/consulting a dictionary.

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Lotterleben Per Firebug im @PayPalDE-HTML rumpfuschen, weil die Textfelder zur Adressänderung nicht editierbar sind... Not sure if win

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kaepora JavaScript, the language where every solution is a new problem cube-drone.com/comics/c/relen…

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@asayeed Wird er doch, durch die unsichtbare Hand des Marktes.

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@frachtschaden Was ist denn da unter deinem linken Daumen?

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labenzticker zootzen (V.): Beschreibt die zähe, unschlüssige Art und Weise, sich in zwei Teile aufzuspalten, wie sie sich a) bei… labenz.texttheater.net/zootzen

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"I saw my mom breaking into the toilet with a pair of scissors in her hands" pic.twitter.com/aEO3rILnCN

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texttheater Jesus, angrily handing a bible to McDonald’s cashier: “Can you show me the bit where it says I ordered a Big Mac?”

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'"He is [flamboyant], isn't he?" said Putin with a smile. "I did not give any other assessment of him"' mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKC…

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Nachtvogel Man kann es nicht oft genug sagen. Die Mr.-Wolf-Episode aus Pulp Fiction ist das beste Lehrvideo über Projektmanagement, das es gibt.

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ojahnn "Kontakt erforderlich!!!!!!1"

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ojahnn "Mach mal kurz deine Arme um mich rum."

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ojahnn "Darf ich physikalische Proximität zu dir herstellen?"

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ErikMarquardt heute: "Wie gefährlich ist Wasser?" Eingeladen wurden 2 Katzen und eine Skulptur aus Zucker.

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Immer diese bescheuerten Leute, die einem vorwerfen, ununterbrochen Strohmänner zu erschaffen!

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amyquispe The severe reverence for spoilers means that we place a disproportionate amount of weight on the story line and not how the story is told.

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@frachtschaden Ja, das scheint mir die offensichtliche Art, beide Thesen zu integrieren.

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@Lotterleben oder "a classic that is still going strong" oder so was...

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@Lotterleben (actuality=Aktualität stimmt, aber in einem anderen Sinne von Aktualität.)

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@Lotterleben Es hat nichts von seiner Tatsächlichkeit verloren? :D

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@frachtschaden In dem Sinne, dass das männliche Gender eine Rolle ist, der man durch Gewalt entsprechen kann. @Orbyt666

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frachtschaden Meine Bewerbung für den nächsten Bond. instagram.com/p/BGw5UvHIMAS/

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Bam, you've been linguisted. "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - I love you" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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kathrinpassig @texttheater Other people working with your code (most likely) pic.twitter.com/8JrPNef22H

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Me working with other people’s code pic.twitter.com/IQiu9nU4SQ

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mitsuhiko “a financial system out of pure code with no humans in the loop and no legal structure is […] a self-distributing bug bounty piñata.”

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v21 PCRE regex that matches only itself :
<^<()(?R){2}>\z|\1\Q^<()(?R){2}>\z|\1\Q>
(from codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/2882…)

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WorkingMonkey Die Anfrage, ob ich etwas über prekären Journalismus schreibe könne, "leider ohne Honorar", war schon versteckte Kamera, oder?

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dalcashdvinsky Artists with astronomy roots and money problems! Talk to me! leverhulme.ac.uk/funding/grant-…

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Lotterleben Meine Haare sind endlich lang genug für nen sehr improvisierten Dutt! (Ein Düttchen?) \o/ pic.twitter.com/CFJ9EGrD9r

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@ojahnn Schon lange nicht mehr mein Lieblingsclub. :/

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ojahnn Reaktion so: "Wir beleidigen dich jetzt & machen uns tagelang über dich lustig, um dir zu zeigen, dass ein Code of Conduct nicht nötig ist."

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Lotterleben Kundenservice-Chats: das ewige Abwägen zwischen “Bin ich gerade unnötig freundlich zu einem Bot” und “Blaffe ich gerade einen Menschen an”…

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NoToFeminism I don’t need fisim because fisimsts are humourless & can’t take a joke but don’t use humour some people won’t get it time.com/3101429/misand…

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AmeliaMangan PLEASE, people, let's not POLITICISE the political assassination of a politician over a political issue by a gunman who opposed her politics

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The weather is a bully.

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frachtschaden @frachtschaden Danach gebe ich auf.

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frachtschaden Morgens bin ich immer erstmal eine Stunde damit beschäftigt, rauszufinden wer ich bin.

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Wort des Tages: Abschaumsüppchen

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If you leave preconditions unchecked, write your program so as to cause as much damage as possible if they are not met.

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Chomping a line in Python:
(chomped,) = line.splitlines()

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oOtrinityOo Bei der Hymne hab ich immer die Hand in der Pringlesdose.

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smoothandboring Hab viel gelesen (informirt) über Satzzeichen von Kommasetzung her alles spannend bis sehr interessant denk ich muss jeder selber wissen

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wordspy benching pp. Maintaining sporadic contact with someone while deciding whether you want to date that person seriously wspy.ws/benc

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heyitsgarrett Pour one out for my favorite bug of 2016 pic.twitter.com/bPKHMhBDSn

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GuitaristDom @owenblacker I saw this terrifying warning from the people at Vote Leave @SophieWarnes @MichaelPDeacon pic.twitter.com/1EaltB7jl8

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elonmusk RUD = Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly :)

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"There is always, always someone else who can do that work (…) better (…) not handicapped by being fucked up." twitter.com/violetblue/sta…

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texttheater Kundenzufriedenheitsumfrage essen Kundenzufriedenheit auf.

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dalcashdvinsky '“Excellence” is a pernicious and dangerous rhetoric that undermines the very foundations of good research' figshare.com/articles/Excel…

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texttheater "Mach dir das mal egal."

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jasonbaldridge Programming often comes with great responsibility. See this great post by @zephoria, "Be Careful What You Code For": points.datasociety.net/be-careful-wha…

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Cheeseboy22 I wear a clown mask to sleep just in case one of my kids has a nightmare and comes to sleep in our bed.

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frachtschaden Ingo-Heiner radelt zum Kuchenfressen bei seiner Tante Bollerhilde Stürzensack. Es gibt saure Kutteltorte mit Sülzenfrosting.

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ATBrokenNews Polizistenmord des Papstes als Kinderbuch

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Everytown Help stop hate from turning into murder.

to pic.twitter.com/v3urbAyCX5

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Michete My post about the shooting was shared by over 2,000 people and today Facebook deletes it for being "offensive". pic.twitter.com/gBWFJDJoby

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Great read. Transformative justice sounds like something I could get behind. twitter.com/isislovecruft/…

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flexlibris Jake Appelbaum sexually assaulted me, too. Read about why I'm going public, and what we can do now. medium.com/@flexlibris/th…

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frachtschaden Mein Gehirn ist ein leichtes Kresseschaumsüppchen.

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SPIEGELCaptions Rabes Kraftraum in Dortmund: Ihre Körper flattern wie blaugesäumte Capes zweier Musketiere

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@stephenroller THX! Odd I've read it a lot recently, in articles about campus rape and in a Biden speech.

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"co-ed" is an interesting word. Does it refer exclusively to females? Is there a male version?

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giveyouIife Me now that I can retweet my own tweets. pic.twitter.com/Qg2t6TUDib

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Siri, weißt du, wo mein Auto steht? "Apple Maps will remember where you parked your car" tcrn.ch/1VZ5utc via @TechCrunch

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microth @gideonmann @yoavgo But how does data help us solve the real challenges in language processing? E.g. implicit&intended vs. explicit meaning?

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jxxf Using 2.9+? You should immediately enable `--compaction-heuristic` for improved diffs. Comparison below. pic.twitter.com/vXmDmYg5l3

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texttheater Kleb es an den Mann!

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. @peterbreuer Wie kann es auf den ersten *Blick* vernünftig *kl... ach Mist, jetzt ist er schon weg.

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TraffikNews_de Feministisches Manifest zur Unterstützung der Rechte von Sexarbeiter*innen fb.me/vrAEl6GG

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Soccerpolitics I feel like this presidential election is essentially a battle between the article and the comments section.

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stevenbedrick New rule: if you report a tiny boost in performance, you need to present examples to show what your model is doing differently.

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spinfocl Ich frage mich wieder, welches Spiel Réthy kommentiert. Die Personen stimmen, aber die Handlung ist ne andere als bei mir.

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lnwdr Web typography. (@fredericmarx speaking at @upfront_ug) pic.twitter.com/5G1g96qhfs

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mayhewsw Morphology matters! Good point which native English speakers should take to heart. pic.twitter.com/VmFi7lkTdK

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yeahyeahyens und das Bügeleisen auf Ton, Steine, Scherben stellen? twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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texttheater Fleckenteufel Blut, Schweiß, Tränen

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puiwingtam Facebook takes a more direct role in suicide prevention, at a time when suicide rates have surged. nyti.ms/1rnBREZ via @MikeIsaac

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konsulampulle K: »May I just repeat what you told me so you can confirm whether I got you right?« JA, BITTE MACH DAS! 😍

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Weiße Socken in Crocs

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labenzticker Kamtschatka, das: Verzögerung zwischen Bild und Ton beim Skypen.
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deliprao Something people have been saying, for those willing to listen 🙂 Only difference is there's very little transparency twitter.com/smerity/status…

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ojahnn Unsere Argumente sind jeweils so überzeugend, dass der Streit beim nächsten Mal immer umgekehrt stattfindet.

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@Lotterleben I do everything in a browser or in a terminal, Linux got nothing on me. ;)

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Shanehasabeard There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's

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ojahnn Ich hätte jetzt voll Bock, was aufzuheben, z.B. Liebesbrief oder Rauchverbot

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OliFer "Reinforcement learning is Groundhog Day for algorithms" deeplearning4j.org/reinforcementl…

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freikampf Mustergültig.

pic.twitter.com/YolmgawgKb

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marga_owski Hier ein Gedicht aus Buchtiteln weil warum nicht pic.twitter.com/CnHZsphpvL

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JaneSetter @JennyLewinJones Thing is, we often to 'touch' or 'tap' the card on the device.

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SPIEGELCaptions Medienstar Precht: Kaum verwertbare Aussagen

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frachtschaden Facial expression "I just slaughtered everyone you hold dear" pic.twitter.com/YA6trFs6P3

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lexikoblog Der Dumme-Jungen-Punct. [neuer Beitrag] lexikographieblog.wordpress.com/2016/06/13/der… pic.twitter.com/ZwkPYGRbiU

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peterglaser ‘ Jetzt ne Fernbedienung, mit der man in der ganzen Stadt auf arte umschalten kann. Dann aus dem Fenster horchen.

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"Chuchichaschtli sounds like something musicians died of in the 19th century."

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flexlibris before this week I had no idea about the "the court system is actually good and just" style of anarchism

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openculture New Order’s “Blue Monday” Played with Obsolete 1930s Instruments goo.gl/l4kJbh pic.twitter.com/NrCGlFt0YY

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hllizi @spinfocl @Evo2Me ist in Arbeit!

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Geekprinzessin Das Schöne an Eckwohnungen ist ja, dass ich aus dem Fenster lauern kann bis keine Mitbewohner mehr in der Küche sind.

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frachtschaden Menschen, die „dafür fehlt dir die Lebenserfahrung“ sagen, aber „dafür fehlt dir die Intelligenz“ als Antwort nicht vertragen können.

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u203d @texttheater I've always wanted to release a song called virus.exe.mp3

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Spur_1_1411kbps.ogg.ogg.ogg.ogg, great song title

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Annoyed with 1-3 clapping, Harry Connick Jr adds a beat so his audience is 2-4 clapping. Drummer rejoices. : videos reddit.com/r/videos/comme…

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"Wir klatschen auf die Vier und NUR auf die Vier!"

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Wenn du überhaupt keine Argumente mehr hast, sage, die Begründung für deine Position passe nicht in 140 Zeichen.

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Hayder_alKhoei Protestant Englishmen & Catholic Frenchmen hate each other due to deep-rooted sectarian history & violence in Europe theguardian.com/football/2016/…

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InScheerer Die Rentner sind mal wieder schuld. ... die Seniorenermäßigung wird wohl gestrichen werden. pic.twitter.com/VFzMNLZWY3

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Vilinthril @texttheater @ojahnn I ſiech då koa große Kfoa nit.

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Flagpoles are a big source of aesthetic pollution. The ruin the greatest photo scenes.

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ojahnn Look it's us pic.twitter.com/yVrYJCqji2

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frachtschaden Ich esse jetzt ein Eis. Wie Eissack Newton.

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labenzticker kalscheuren (V.): Vorgang, der bei langjährigen Fahrern einer → Kauermühle zur →
Pfaffenrode führt. labenz.texttheater.net/kalscheuren

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Gute Gedanken auch zum Thema: Was ist eigentlich Diskriminierung? twitter.com/Privatsprache/…

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Unterschätzte Onsets (Folge 1913): [kf]

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amyquispe Them: Lol future u
Me: and it'll still be windows 98
Them: Yep no matter how long you wait twitter.com/securityweekly…

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Chaosfux @texttheater Ich lache seit ungefähr zwei Stunden

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Achern: Auch das noch: Mann bestattet Gewürzgurke – und löst Polizeieinsatz aus - badische-zeitung.de badische-zeitung.de/achern/mann-be…

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TieKei Knecht Rootrecht pic.twitter.com/PsDfL7YVrs

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jasonbaldridge For your Friday existential viewing pleasure, here is the classic "Garfield minus Garfield" comic strip: t.co/0dquFQ39rU

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astefanowitsch Wobei mir auffällt, dass „Fruchtfliegenfalle“ ein ziemlich cooler Name für einen Cocktail wäre.🍹 twitter.com/nichtschubsen/…

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CuteBabyAnimals baby sloth hugging his stuffed animal pic.twitter.com/gGFnE5tz1S

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IntrovertDear Who is doing "nothing" this weekend? @INFJoe pic.twitter.com/H4TtsoTMAu

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IntrovertDear "The answer isn’t to fight against your introversion and pretend to be someone you’re not." buff.ly/25OtBgO

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Voice4Sexworker eine Frau, Mutter, Freundin und Sexarbeiterin...und ihr so? pic.twitter.com/dvi3gRB178

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nick_kapur Map of languages spoken in China pic.twitter.com/wf6l4Sh4FO

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peterbreuer Der Trick ist es, Sachen zu sagen, die auf den ersten Blick vernünftig klingen und dann schnell wegzugehen, bevor jemand nachfragen kann.

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amyquispe i walked three years ago. it's like that time i ordered a pizza and it arrived three days late.

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Economics "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Golden Eggs" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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Everyone is a villain "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hello, miss" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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SoVeryBritish Getting an apple to undo the 2,000 calories in your meal deal

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nsaphra As a researcher, how can one choose a research topic to ensure human obsolescence hits people with wealth and power, not just truckers?

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johnnysunshine $ cat Makefile
america:
$ make america great again
make: Nothing to be done for `america'.
make: *** No rule to make target `great'. Stop.

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labenzticker Klein Klev, das: Ein falsch verwendetes Fremdwort, das einen Versuch, intellektuell zu wirken, zum Scheitern bringt. labenz.texttheater.net/Klein%20Klev

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Tja, kann nicht jeder ein Gripsholm sein.

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tmalsburg Bias against Novelty in Science: nber.org/digest/jun16/w…

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SPIEGELCaptions Junge Väter mit Nachwuchs: Die Wüste lebt

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SPIEGELCaptions Flugroutengegner Leander Haußmann: Tagen. Kurze Zeit später schlüpft die Mücke.

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hllizi Comparatives are of course just as much of a dick as coordination.

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skeptikantin Korpus (4;11): „Ich kann nicht schlafen, der Bettbezug ist zu hässlich.“
Suz: „Mach die Augen zu.“
*zzzzzzz*
Was hab ich bloß angerichtet.

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kathrinpassig "Die niedrigen Gänge gehen alle nicht."
"Keine niedrigen Gänge haben ist das Fixie für Arme, oder?"
"Eher für Beine."

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etzioni Classic Banko & Brill Figure showing how simple learning algo "wins" as
data explodes: bit.ly/1TVWtMu from bit.ly/1U7y891

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StigAbell One of the great sentences. pic.twitter.com/yejWRaJUJn

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Lotterleben Der Internetmann war da und vielleicht sage ich gerade bei jedem Seitenaufbau "Wuschhhh!"

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DeepDrumpf I can destroy a man's life by firing him over the wall. That's always been what I'm running, to kill people and create jobs. @HillaryClinton

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nsaphra [OPEN on desert drugstore]
"Blease ... blease gib be pseudoephedride?"
[Pharmacist shoots customer.]
FADE TO TITLE: "NANNY STATE APOCALYPSE"

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ojahnn Looking for casual, narrative-free, non-time-sensitive games (Android/Windows), like 2048 or 0hh1. Suggestions? Preferably arrow keys only.

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labenzticker Karze und Garze, der/die: Zwei Kinder in einer Schulklasse, die denselben Vornamen tragen, beste Freunde sind und d… labenz.texttheater.net/Karze%20und%20…

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Miles_Brundage "Deep NNs are robust to weight binarization + other non-lin. distortions" arxiv.org/abs/1606.01981

Think we'll see trillion+ param NNs soon.

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"it'd be a lot neater if it were documented and presented within a grounding of typical CS and software terminology" news.ycombinator.com/item?id=118521…

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mdemanto Hat er doch auch hier keine Märchen erzählt, Alexander von Humboldt: Die Legende vom tödlichen Zitteraal welt.de/wissenschaft/u… via @welt

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bzwweiterdenken Noch unsichtbarer und unbeliebter: Care-Arbeit an Dingen: bzw-weiterdenken.de/2016/06/noch-u…

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Hätte jetzt voll Bock was zu ahnden, z.B. Kaugummikauen oder Völkermord.

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ojahnn Ich hätte jetzt voll Bock, was zu entstellen, z.B. Gesicht oder Wecker

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TomNomNom grep for 'alpha', but only in files that also contain 'beta':

▶ grep -n alpha $(grep -Irl beta *)

(cc @climagic :))

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EnlightFundy "misconscrewed" - neologism overheard today

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SPIEGELCaptions Wirtschaftskunde-Unterricht in der Schule: Innerhalb weniger Jahre London ausstechen

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Fischblog Das ist der Hodenbohrer. Seine Larven wachsen im Hoden heran und fressen ihn auf, bevor sie sich ins Freie bohren. twitter.com/christorolo/st…

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quinnnorton Remember, if you're thinking that person is a asshole, but an important & rare voice on topic x, consider the other voices they shut out.

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yoavgo Someone should create an updated MNIST for the 21st century, covering the entire Unicode range.

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kathrinpassig Vorschlag für Leute, die sich durch ins Handy schauende Fußgänger zu wenig wahrgenommen fühlen: globetrotter.de/shop/coghlans-…

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Lobot How to tell you're dining with a professional food critic: "the potatoes aren't performing".

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Fascinatingpics This is what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball 🐱 pic.twitter.com/OobV3nAKmQ

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SPIEGELCaptions Flüsse und Autobauer: Neigung zu kalkulierter Provokation

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alqaeda .@Prodiigy_xo We have a number of m̶a̶r̶t̶y̶r̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶o̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶u̶n̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ unpaid internships available. Pls contact local office.

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Monty Hall Trolley Problem "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - An Ethical Trilemma" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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hllizi Leider finden sich nur wenige Frauen, die zu so etwas idiotischem bereit sind, sagt der Verstand. twitter.com/MikeExp/status…

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WBStevens Fighting ?
Don't reinforce the , offer clear facts, repeat & don't argue
dornsife.usc.edu/assets/sites/7… pic.twitter.com/fI4x4qTu5h

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Hätte voll Bock jemanden auf etwas zu gehen, Grund oder Geist oder Leim oder so.

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plomlompom I hate ostracism. Sometimes a must as last resort. Try to prevent its need: Fight hero worship & taboos on criticism.Discourage abuse early.

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ojahnn I just wrote an excited email to my BFF about the color of my new towel. It's good to have someone you can share all your emotions with.

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plomlompom Friends don't let friends become heroes that can't be criticized, abusers no one dares to stand up to, problems only solvable by expulsion.

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tfw in ehemaligen Blickachsen nun Kaffeeverkaifspavillons stehen und die Beschilderung nicht mehr funktioniert.

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Wait till you see what the radiation did to the elven.

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- Fantasy. Something post-apocalyptic.
- Well, which is it?
- Both. I can't decide.
- So, something like middle-earth after a nuclear war?

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Yes, when using touchscreen devices while my other hand is occupied, I do sometimes use the tip of my nose.

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SPIEGELCaptions Verantwortlich für Vertrieb: Virtuoser Millionenbeschaffer und Menschenverführer

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SPIEGELCaptions Teuer und überflüssig: Gute Nachrichten aus Allensbach

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thejapanesefor The Japanese for "uneven" is 凸凹 (でこぼこ/dekoboko), which means "convex-concave", and whose kanji look exactly like what they mean.

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As my first Kindle read, I picked one where the dictionary feature is *immensely* useful.

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Whoa, Nabokov. Easy on the thesaurus next time.

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@ojahnn Präfix- und Partikelverben sind semantisch so wunderbar vielseitig...

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@ojahnn Das geht natürlich auch, mit etwas anderer Valenzstruktur.

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ojahnn @texttheater "Bevor das mit uns ernst wurde, habe ich sie leider versehentlich vergrolben."

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Nach der Molekularküche nun die platonische Küche: Idee eines Weißbarsches am Spargel an sich

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Der_Hutt Das lustigste an deutschsprachigen Speisekarten sind meistens die Präpositionen.

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frachtschaden Dübelberger Monsterkäse – der mit den Eiern

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Kalbsschmurgulette unterm Senfschleier

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Isch mach disch Altkleidersammlung

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frachtschaden Armin & Armin – Arm in Arm

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demishassabis Lee Sedol has won every single game he has played since the match inc. using some new AG-like strategies - truly inspiring to see!

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konsulampulle [wäscht seine Hände in Teilschuld] pic.twitter.com/YLskod8xIe

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. @konsulampulle Die müssten das Gesicht eigentlich auf so einen Magritte-Ballon transplantieren.

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konsulampulle Wenn Adam und Eva Deutsche gewesen wären: pic.twitter.com/zl98ueSmwd

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@konsulampulle Genau, das MA muss in der Kehle richtig kratzen.

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konsulampulle »Schau dir das an: Da fliegt ’n Bussard!« – »Der chillt in der Thermik, Alter.«

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haldaume3 .@hugo_larochelle with rare exceptions this makes me happy -- I get to know the answer with less work for me :)

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vergrübeln (Verb): jemanden durch exzessives Grübeln vergraulen

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billiger-mietwagen.de. Ich wage billiger miet, du wagst billiger miet, er/sie/es wagt billiger miet, wir wagen billiger miet, ihr wagt billi

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@tmalsburg Been there. Academia.edu really is the worst. I deleted my account.

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That viral rant about men talking more than women? Someone sourced it. THANK YOU! thejunglenook.tumblr.com/post/755178689…

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Currently getting retargeted ads for condoms and funerals.

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schwardtz Mit gepolsterten Radlerhosen, denen zum Pavian nur noch das kurze Anlehnen an einen frisch gestrichenen Hydranten fehlt.

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andyamholst [au clair de lune] pic.twitter.com/nQ0GT6x56Y

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spinfocl CNN sagt, Köln sei besser als Berlin. Punkt 2: Das Bier. edition.cnn.com/2016/06/02/tra…

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labenzticker Altgaul, der: Woraus das „Fleisch“ in Fertiggerichten besteht. labenz.texttheater.net/Altgaul

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VerbingNouns Emoji as articulatory phonetic / gestural symbols? pic.twitter.com/r0M7er2rdT

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martinhoffmann Hut ab, @tazgezwitscher! Der Text zur Keylogger-Affäre ist ein absolutes Meisterstück. 👍🏻 m.taz.de/!5307828;m/ pic.twitter.com/wfAvFohlgd

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ojahnn Wer Social Media blöd findet, verpasst einige der schönsten Level moderner Zwischenmenschlichkeit.

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peterbreuer Auf einer Mailbox in Potsdam: „Lieber Kai, nach vier Jahren ist auch für mich der Rummikub überschritten. Das könnt ihr genau so schreiben.“

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@ojahnn @spinfocl Nein, mit Hilfe Г-förmiger Gebäude.

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nsaphra Fancy "ergonomic" keyboard hurts me during alt+tab. Universally bad design or just built for twice my handspan? pic.twitter.com/LSl4RhJKE7

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If you want your help to be extra effective, follow it up with "careful". twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

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fraeulein_tessa Jedes deutsche Medium, das etwas auf sich hält, hat doch ein Ressort dafür (oder einen Kolumnisten). via @BoingBoing pic.twitter.com/h8XOBRfU8k

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@ojahnn Wieder einer für die lange Liste unserer Erfolge. :D

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ojahnn "During that period of my life, I had two crushes and at least two crushees."

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ojahnn Gegenwesen schickt mir kurz vor Feierabend Nachrichten aus dem Büro, um sich zu beschweren, dass es jetzt versehentlich Verben stärkt. 👍

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.@nsaphra IMO this app is not about finding a serious nemesis, it's about hooking up for a quick and meaningless brawl. :-(

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@asayeed I was always like "LOL, sounds like my home dialect but they use it in official documents and all" until I learned it.

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@asayeed NL >> D in that respect. It's smaller and non-federal which makes development easier, but I think attitude also has to do with it.

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A lexical entry my semantic parser for Dutch has learned:
zonsondergang := N:λx.beautiful.a.01(x)∧sunset.n.01(x)

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asayeed That anglophones experience as mirth, of course. Yeah, constantly being tickled.

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asayeed The thing is that the other Germanic languages tickle some kind of unsatisfied expectation mechanism in back of English-speakers' mindbrain

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asayeed qz.com/697558/interne…

Maybe they need a cloud-based solution for leveraging synergies in de-jargonization.

@charlesjo

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thejapanesefor The Japanese for "pollen" is 花粉 (かふん/kafun), which means "flower flour". XD

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asayeed Another nice, concise quotative construction German has is the "so X" expression ("according to X"). Co-occurs with subjunctive usually.

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asayeed @texttheater suppletion! We should all just speak Old Turkic and avoid all this.

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@asayeed It irks me though that it is often syncretic with the indicative, in which case you have to use the past subjunctive instead.

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asayeed You know the German quotative present subjunctive is a very useful verb form English ought to have for written text.

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hllizi Wirtschaftskrise erreicht Terrorismus twitter.com/faznet/status/…

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nsaphra like tinder but for nemeses

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frachtschaden Ilsebill trat nach

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@ojahnn Kann ich vollständig unterschreiben.

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ojahnn if your reaction isn't "Deine Augen sind so grün wie frisch gepökelte Kröte" we're not friends anymore

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TEDxGroningen What does it smell like where you are right now? @caroverbeek is too nervous to watch her talk - watch for her? youtu.be/g37Qe8Kriuo

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asayeed I think AMR is interesting but I'm not entirely sure how it solves the scalability problem.

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asayeed Nathan questions whether getting sufficient supervised data is so hard.

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asayeed Rare words not to be replaced by UNK but rather with unique identifiers.

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plomlompom Fehler, ja, manchmal mache ich welche, man will ja nicht die Umwelt durch Perfektion einschüchtern.

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asayeed Le's solution: "Inside-Outside Semantic Framework"

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asayeed Problem with bottom-up RNN for parsing: context not computed as vector.

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tallinzen Straight up linguistics, even! PTB representation of gapping / RNR is weird; better repr. improve parse accuracy twitter.com/yoavgo/status/…

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abnor_malik SPIDERMALIK | original photo: sinbozkurtphoto | artwork @Ighorium | creature: @abnor_malik instagram.com/p/BGJSXQPA3B7/

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SoVeryBritish Feeling like a right teacher's pet as you proudly present your train ticket to the inspector

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Naja, streng genommen habe ich keinen Bock auf die Tätigkeit, sondern auf das erhoffte Ergebnis: ein stylishes Béton-brut-Interieur.

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Hätte voll Bock ein Zimmer zu detapezieren.

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@asayeed Let me guess, you wrote that tweet after a coffeeshop visit? ;)

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urbit_ Curtis Yarvin presents Urbit at : youtube.com/watch?v=I94qbW…

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ML_toparticles See The Difference One Year Makes In Artificial Intelligence Research goo.gl/9Ns0cl via @rightrelevance pic.twitter.com/GbBXsEiEBs

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YorkshireLiff Acaster Malbis (n.) The only character to appear in both Star Wars and Harry Potter.

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TEDxGroningen Wouldn't you all like to ease someone suffering? Kirsten Lamberts can, with the help of a little technology.. youtu.be/c6puQL1IQYY

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Marked as to-read: Making History by Stephen Fry goodreads.com/review/show/40…

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@BeCurieus It's in a book called Gender and Conversational Interaction, edited by Deborah Tannen

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frachtschaden In meiner ganzen Infantilität habe ich meine Forschungsprojekte im Stil von Hitman "escalations" benannt. pic.twitter.com/WEEJQWEYas

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lorz "Seit der Entkriminalisierung ist der Drogenkonsum allgemein und besonders bei jungen Menschen stark gesunken." twitter.com/telepolis_news…

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SebastianHalm Hier reichen sich Olymp und Hades die Hände. Als ob David Lynch "Liebesgrüße aus der Lederhose" neu verfilmte twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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By the same Russian band: a song about Putin <3 youtube.com/watch?v=byFhMF…

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A song with a simple message and a very artsy video <3 vimeo.com/155089463

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Chromium now has a built-in full password manager, including password generation! \o/

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CodepointsNet Very good roundup on why not everything is Unicode yet: twitter.com/aofarre/status…

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ojahnn @hllizi @texttheater Eher so mittlere Optikmuseen sind beste Optikmuseen!

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labenzticker Xylokastron, das: Spezielle Form von → Prödel auf Kinderflohmärkten, der aus kaputten Musikinstrumenten besteht. labenz.texttheater.net/Xylokastron

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ojahnn My next bot will automatically sign me up for all classes taught at my university that mention Jurafsky & Martin in the syllabus.

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cat file.tsv | perl -nE '@f = split; say scalar @f' # count the number of fields on each line

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@hllizi @ojahnn Personalversammlung der Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben. Du bist natürlich herzlich willkommen, Kuchen auch!

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spinfocl Wir haben hier in Köln ja auch einen Tunnel, der 2011 eröffnet werden sollte. Da fallen aber mitunter Gebäude rein. twitter.com/mathieuvonrohr…

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SPIEGELCaptions Ehepaar Gerhard und Christa Wolf: Sohn Mustafa blieb in Deutschland

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