Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 2018

EnglishGibson 🇺🇸 silverware pic.twitter.com/KSrPw7i0lq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

↑ Sensationell guter Text, von oben betrachtet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

So, Bett, ich übergebe mich dir. Bitte morgen um 7 in aller Frische wieder abliefern.

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"Veel mensen die het gevoel hadden dat ze wisten wat de ontwerpfilosofie van Python was vonden dat dit voorstel niet in overeenstemming was met de ontwerpprincipes van Python." 🔥 computerworld.nl/development/10…

via Twitter Web Client

Tägliche Herausforderung "so planen, dass man vielleicht mit 3x Duschen auskommt"

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zeitweise Wenn man Graupen lange genug liegen lässt, schlüpfen daraus wunderschöne Farfalle.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:26 PM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

*sinnt auf Loswerdung*

via Twitter for Android

brent_bellamy Fascinating graphic from Europe.

• average car is parked 92% of the time.
• roads reach their peak use only 5% of the time.
• 50% of city land area is dedicated to vehicle infrastructure.
• 86% of a car’s fuel never reaches the wheels.
• average car carries 1.5 people/trip pic.twitter.com/qwv3g9XiLQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

remcoknooi Fonotweet. Ik spreek <g> en <ch> allebei uit als [χ], de Noord-Nederlandse merger dus. Maar <g> kan tussen klinkers ook [ɦ] zijn, en dat kan <ch> niet. Ik blijk dus marginaal twee fonemen te hebben: /x/ = [χ] en /ɣ/ = [χ~ɦ].

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

tqbf This is so excellent. Several Japanese Unicode characters are meaningless, transcribed by mistake, and we’re stuck with them forever. 妛挧暃椦槞蟐袮閠駲墸壥彁 dampfkraft.com/ghost-characte…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

florianaigner Der nächste Bildredakteur, der von mir Fotos will und nicht die gewünschte Größe, sondern die gewünschte Auflösung in dpi angibt, bekommt von mir ein 10x10-Pixel-Bild in 1000 dpi.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:30 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

wellformedness "but will said takes also be overly familiar and vaguely thirsty at the same time, kyle?' yes, yes they will.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness with the rise of young Latina activists like Ocasio-Cortez and Salazar, we must prepare ourselves for hot takes about language variation from pundits for whom the only thing worse than rent control is advocating for it with the sociolinguistic profile of a young non-white woman

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jul 31st, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

simongerman600 Just learned that the genius cartoonist / visual artist Christoph Niemann also did some work on maps. I now like him even more! Follow him to add some visual beauty to your feed: @abstractsunday. Map source: buff.ly/2v1jsTg pic.twitter.com/xS46Mmj475

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Jul 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ChrisGPotts @jacobandreas @_shrdlu_ @emilymbender Introducing ML into semantics leads to a reassessment of distinctions like sentence/speaker meaning, and I think this is very healthy. (These issues have been on my mind; I drafted a commentary on @Joe_Pater's Language target article: web.stanford.edu/~cgpotts/temp/…)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Jul 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

jacobandreas Some thoughts on meaning representations in models without logical forms: blog.jacobandreas.net/meaning-belief…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:05 PM, Jul 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

sapinker Europe isn’t socialist, but in many ways (e.g, avoiding regulatory capture and anti-market lobbying) it does capitalism better. bostonglobe.com/business/2018/… via @BostonGlobe

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:32 PM, Jul 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

microth Academic nightmare: the Indian e-visa application form has a 100 character limit for the field "Countries Visited in Last 10 years".

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Jul 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

pfadintegral Ich finde es unhygienisch Nahrung zu mir zu nehmen die jemand anderes bereits als „schlotzig“ bezeichnet hat

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:49 AM, Jul 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed I presume that the verb for living in Denver is "to denve".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Jul 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

TofuFamily Wenn du erst mit paarunddreißig Jahren checkst, dass deine lebenslange Behauptung, eigentlich nie groß Rassismus erfahren zu haben, nur eine unbewusste Schutzstrategie war, weil du dich für all die Demütigungen einfach so sehr schämst. 😔

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

wblau My favourite quote of today:
"We don't live of peaks. We live of raising averages" --by @pedbon, Co-founder of Kit. Thanks for the visit.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

depressionnote Warning signs of depression ⚠️

⚠️ low self-esteem
⚠️ guilt
⚠️ feeling hopeless
⚠️ tiredness
⚠️ loss of interest in things
⚠️ concentration problems
⚠️ constant unwanted thoughts
⚠️ anxiety
⚠️ thinking about death

Will you RT for depression awareness?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:53 PM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

LeenSevens Fiancé (singing "Cinema" by Skrillex): "You are - A cinema - I could watch ya forever - Action - Thriller"
Me: "Hmm, a thriller, that's not really a compliment, is it?"
Fiancé (serious face): "You, you are a comedy."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:07 PM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "In den weißen Thermoskannen ist heißes Wasser für Tee, in den schwarzen Kaffee und in den gelben Red Bull."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Pronunciation of ‘stalactites’ and ‘stalagmites’ (stressed syllables are capitalised):

🇬🇧 STA-lac-tites / STA-lag-mites
🇺🇸 sta-LAC-tites / sta-LAG-mites

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau "Ich bin nicht so jemand, der Menschen in Schubladen einsortiert."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:37 AM, Jul 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

lmorchard Knight Rider reboot where KITT is actually just an Uber driver named Kit who keeps getting dragged into adventures by Michael to keep his 5-star rating.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Jul 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Insbesondere DE bezieht einen großen Teil seines Erfolgs aus "klugem Mittelmaß" bzw. überdurchschnittlichem Durchschnitt. Ist zudem viel robuster als "Leistungselite". twitter.com/martinlindner/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Jul 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

BullenRoss Henry James: *slaps literally any sentence* this bad boy can hold, in its own inimitable way, a way that has changed, with time, from the timid reputation of youth to that, perhaps, of a "bad boy"; it can hold so many, such a vast, unthinkable quantity, of subordinate clauses.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Jul 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

tiger_food Studienberatung mit dem Sohn. Technisches Fach, so viel ist mal klar. Sohn fragt sich, was Verfahrenstechnik ist: "Da lernt man, wie Navis gebaut werden, oder?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:20 PM, Jul 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Hab schon länger keine "Klimaskeptiker" mehr gehört was da los

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Jul 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

bomelino Ich mach ne Kunstausstellung, die nur aus Sicherheitspersonal besteht. Dann können die Exponate selber sagen, dass man sie nicht anfassen soll.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Jul 28th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Ein Rezept veröffentlichen, in dem eine kompliziert vorbereitete Marinade "beiseitegestellt" wird und dann nie wieder vorkommt

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn Ihr sagt Blutmond, ich sag Blutsonne, let's call the whole thing off pic.twitter.com/MwkmJpPmv8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson I felt like such a pinkie-extending, tea-drinking Brit when I accidentally asked an American for ‘bin liners’ (much to the amusement of the American).

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

clemensetz möchte noch einmal hieran erinnern, das Buch ("The Secret") ist jetzt vollständig übermalt von mir, 233 Seiten Merksprüche für das neue Jahrtausend

meiner Meinung nach beste Werk bislang

wer will Faksimile drucken bitte DM oder mail pic.twitter.com/t2K81WIBPy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:09 PM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

buechereiwien An Tagen wie diesen wetteifern wir immer mit den Wiener Bädern um Besucherrekorde. Es zeichnet sich ein Kopf-an-Kopf - Rennen ab. pic.twitter.com/MP4Fr4UD5Q

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

eines spontan geschaffenen Amtes walten

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pfadintegral Nirgendwo ist man also gegen die Übernahme der Herrschaft durch Roboter rechtlich so gut abgesichert wie in Bremen. twitter.com/pfadintegral/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

mtrc easychair: please rate the strength of the paper (1-4)
me: sure
easychair: please rate the elegance of the language in the captions (0.5-twelve)
me: uh
easychair: the paper is being read by a sorceress on a rock outcropping in a storm, what expression is on her face (π-18,000)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig 11/ Das alles führt nicht unbedingt dazu, dass ich bei solchen Themen jetzt etwas anderes sage als früher. Der Haupteffekt ist der, dass ich öfter als früher gar nichts sage. Da kann man dann kein Herzchen druntermachen, aber es ist schon mal ein Fortschritt.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig 1/ Material zur Frage, warum sich unbetroffene Leute unbedarft zu äußern. Der zitierte Tweet ist von 2013. twitter.com/kathrinpassig/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

samelou Most effective adaptation of racism: racism as a conscious bias held by mean people. This binary, positing a world of evil racists & soft non-racists, is itself a racist construct, imbuing racism with such moral meaning that white people cannot bear to face their collusion in it. twitter.com/newyorker/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

venohr Aus der dt. Geschichte speisen sich zwei Affekte: die Abscheu vor jedem autokratischen Herrscher & die romantische Verklärung des Migranten. Der Deutschtürke, der Erdoğan nicht hasst, ist so die größtmögliche Provokation des dt. Integrationswunschdenkens zeit.de/2018/31/mesut-…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

natvelali Actual aerial footage of this year’s venue: pic.twitter.com/JqJaZtMFj6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Jul 27th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

FeliciaDavin a VERY specific, trivial complaint: I hate that apostrophes are a cliché of fantasy languages, because sometimes I wanna put a glottal stop in a made-up word and an apostrophe would be the easiest way to convey that, but I just can't bring myself to do it

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson [American friend of my wife’s telling a story]

Him: So there were these /nɑts/ in the threads…

Me: Sorry, did you say ‘gnats’ or ‘nets’?

Him: /nɑts/, like, tied into the threads.

Me: Oh, knots!!!

[general mirth]

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Book milestones: today's the day I get to tell the copyeditor NO REALLY, KEEP ALL THOSE SINGULAR THEYS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EdmundGriffiths You know who'd have been annoying on twitter, though: Socrates. Imagine the sinking feeling when the notification popped up saying he'd replied to one of your tweets. Oh gods here we go again. And his fanboys Plato & Xenophon favouriting all his replies. Doesn't bear thinking abt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

florianaigner Noch nie war Umweltschutz so wichtig wie heute. Und noch nie waren Umweltschutzorganisationen dabei so wenig hilfreich. Wenn der Sprung von technikfeindlicher Ideologie zu wissenschaftsbasiertem Umweltschutz nicht gelingt, sieht die Zukunft düster aus.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Anhänge aus der Hölle. pic.twitter.com/Um7jmggeTa

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ka_waltz someone: hey could you let me know if i need a comma here?

me, has a B.S. in linguistics: do u feel a comma in your heart

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater “If I Google your name, will I find your e-mail address?” – “You will find a prose description of it, in German.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

hardmaru “Research solutions that provide a tiny accuracy benefit at the cost of massive increases in system complexity are rarely wise practice.”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GabrielBerlin THIS JUST IN nur noch mit DIES JUST REIN übersetzen, alle flippen völlig aus, abonnieren BRECHEND NEUES, schalten ins CNN SITUATIONSZIMMER

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:32 AM, Jul 26th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

KannManVerben wie weit kann man eigentlich erforschen

via wieauthentikannmanfizieren (retweeted on 10:07 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Deutschland: Haben wir ein Integrationsproblem?

Ich: Naja, ihr tut euch tatsächlich etwas schwer mit dem 21 Jahrhundert, aber wenn ihr integrationswillig seid, helfen wir euch gerne.

Deutschland: ...

Ich: ...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

brutalheim denn: ich dachte ich bin so deutsch wie hanz und franz.ich hab original nicht gecheckt dass ich ~migrationshintergrund~ hab. ich fühlte mich immer noch nicht zugehörig. ich wäre damals nie auf rassismus als grund dafür gekommen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Autorwesen Einmal wollten mein Bruder und ich Undertown in Minecraft bauen und wir hatten auch Mods um riesige Krater in die Landschaft zu sprengen aber wir haben dann eben den ganzen Tag nur riesige Krater in die Landschaft gesprengt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Autorwesen Ich schreibe Geschichten weil das das einzige ist wobei mein Laptop nicht abkackt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness just heard an engineer give a presentation about speech recognition on a language "barely anyone speaks". anyone wanna guess how many million speakers it has?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

"Wir amüsieren uns anhand eines Schildes, das in der Gaststube hängt." twitter.com/clemensetz/sta…

via Twitter Web Client

MarkusHoreld Irrationale Angst leitet jetzt nicht mehr nur die europäische Politik, sondern offenbar auch die Rechtssprechung. Das Urteil zu ist fatal. Empfehle dazu den Kommentar meiner Kollegin @aschadwinkel: zeit.de/wissen/umwelt/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

verblet Unpopular left opinion: Manufacturing jobs aren't magically better than service industry jobs. Just unionise actually existing workplaces rather than wishing for a return to a bygone economy. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

McLean0 Programming is great because your mental model is a directed acyclic graph of data flow, but you write code that is sequential and linear, which the compiler converts into a DAG so it can write efficient sequential machine code, which the CPU converts into a DAG it can execute

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

13 Jahre Studium/Promotion/Postdoc und dann schon einen Kurs geben? Kommt mir unsinnig vor, ich weiß doch noch gar nicht alles. twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn Weisheit ist immer auch die Weisheit, manche Bots nur fast zu bauen. pic.twitter.com/T5OSwIXGW0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:26 AM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl Ob @JunckerEU ihm eine pfeffert? twitter.com/margschinas/st…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:16 AM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender "It is not just that many UK senior civil servants do not speak another language. It is that they do not appear to understand what speaking another language means." twitter.com/lanegreene/sta…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jul 25th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

@spinfocl Nur, dass ich das auch schon gedacht hatte.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

@spinfocl Ja, ne? Der hat außergewöhnlichen Unterhaltungswert.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

swaggie_hunter Who are we?

SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS

What do we want?

FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Jul 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

liamoneandonly Was ist Hogwarts eigentlich für ein beschissenes Schulsystem das bewusst einfach anfällige Schüler direkt in ein Nazi filterbubble Haus abschiebt und sich dann wundert wie die Schule infiltriert werden konnte

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 7:21 PM, Jul 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Mein Leben wird dann frisch gebrüht überall dorthin serviert, wo es mich gerade hin verschlagen hat." golem.de/news/wework-di…

via Twitter for Android

EnglishGibson Linguistics MA dissertation title:
“Use of ‘today’ as a softening particle in American English.”

(As in: ‘Is there anything else I can help you with today?’)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Jul 24th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

JAMAI_en_jim skeleten voor & nadellen:
+ lache altijd
+. kunnen op ribs muziek stukken maken
+ botte Onderlinks ruilen
+kan zelf uitbrijden met nieue botten
+ gendernneutraal

- VEEL laawai by beweheg
-verplicht voor allen tijden op aarderond te lopen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Jul 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

graukopfmoewe Meine Anzahl an Bissen, die ich für das Essen einer Brotscheibe brauche, wird durch die Anzahl der vorhandenen Tomatenhälften bestimmt.
Hier ein Bild einer leicht zu essenden Brotscheibe vs. einer eher schwierig zu essenden Brotscheibe pic.twitter.com/hKyie5elf7

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Jul 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson I asked for ‘butter’ in just the same way. It partly feels wrong, like I’m taking the piss, but it also feels right and polite, like any other time I use a foreign language to make myself understood.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:10 PM, Jul 24th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn when god opens a door he closes another pic.twitter.com/XyuXR6isJB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Jul 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Besonders gut fand ich, wie die Frau im weißen Kleid in die Schwebebahn einstieg und Killerrobotergeräusche machte. imdb.com/title/tt144026…

via Twitter Web Client

EnglishGibson *prepares to ask for a bottle of water in an American shop*

*pronounces ‘water’ with a flap /t/instead of an aspirated plosive one, and a final /r/ instead of a schwa*

*succeeds in not drawing attention to himself as a Brit*

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

piepenbach Vierfarbkuli und Zack: Botticelli pic.twitter.com/85K3t109tM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

LorenzMaroldt Ein Land spielt falsch: Wie Özils Rücktritt Haltungsfehler in der deutschen Gesellschaft entblößt. tagesspiegel.de/politik/oezils…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Eigentlich kommt mir "programmieren" auch schon irgendwie muffig vor. Wörter, es geht nicht mit ihnen, es gfrxghtmblpf

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

saladinahmed a buddy broke down for me recently just how crucial hate clicks have become for online revenue models and honestly I've started reacting differently to transparently stupid pieces.

just plain not sharing/discussing these shitty takes does them more damage than any retort.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

duygugzn sorry, aber THREAD: zur migrations-experience in deutschland gehört, dass man sich 24/7 als repräsentant*in einer migrantengruppe fühlt.

wenn man in den augen der deutschen mehrheitsgesellschaft scheiße baut, dann als türke/araber/kanacke/moslem.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

tobiasdorfer " sollte in einer verkommenen Fußballwelt eine moralische Reinheit beweisen, die von seinen biodeutschen Mitspielern niemand verlangt." Starker Kommentar von @Hasan_Goekkaya: zeit.de/gesellschaft/z… pic.twitter.com/u9EEidHmeu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:55 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Hasan_Goekkaya Selbst Journalisten und Politiker wissen bis heute nicht, wie man mit richtig umgehen soll. Aber ein schüchterner Fußballstar soll das können? Mein Kommentar zu @MesutOzil1088 Rücktritt
zeit.de/gesellschaft/z…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:55 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitonline Wenn Mesut es nicht schafft, wie sollen es junge Migrantinnen und Migranten in unserem Land schaffen, die keine starke Stimme haben? Wir müssen reden, schreibt @jaafarAbdulKari bit.ly/2uGg3cs

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

BATHSmusic lol i’ve NEVER seen a character have to clean up after someone else’s flower petal bullshit lolololol i love this show pic.twitter.com/yGrOIDq4ke

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

MayaMitKind Ich finde: gerade diese krasse Betonung des Geschlechts ist nicht "präzise", sondern grenzüberschreitend und belastend.

Dass ich diesen Satz auf deutsch gar nicht ohne das Geschlecht der Personen zu kennen ausdrücken *kann*, ist ein großer Mangel der deutschen Sprache. 🤷‍♀️ twitter.com/vdsdortmund/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

4 of 5 stars to Die Gegenwart ist schon da, sie ist n... by Autorenkollektiv Techniktag... goodreads.com/review/show/24…

via Goodreads

krisajenkins Reminder: ‘Going for a walk’ is a pro debugging technique.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

genista Starke Rührung beim Lesen von "Legen Sie keine scharfen oder schwere Gegenstände auf oder in die Nähe der Matratze. Das verursacht nur Schäden und Tränen". Waren dann aber doch nur Risse im englischen Original.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:25 AM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

bengelexemplar Die Abreise am letzten Urlaubstag verzögert sich aufgrund von Schwierigkeiten bei der Wiederherstellung des Handtuchschwans.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:56 AM, Jul 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

sm0k1nggnu 2018, und man wird immer noch schräg angeschaut, wenn man Vegetarier isst.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Jul 22nd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Koe Bewerdung gschriebe isch gnug globt

via Twitter for Android

Jon_Christian to bless your friday, i investigated why Google Translate is spitting out ominous religious prophecies like attached

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… pic.twitter.com/sD6WTQUrnG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Jul 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

RadioFreeTom Don't argue with them. Mock them, or ignore them, or reason with people adjacent to them who might be reachable. But arguing with people who have reached this level both of paranoia and illogic aren't coming back. They'll be in nursing homes railing about this over their tapioca. twitter.com/Timodc/status/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:13 PM, Jul 22nd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

4 of 5 stars to Moby-Dick or, The Whale by Herman Melville goodreads.com/review/show/24…

via Goodreads

reinboth Wenn die KI die Headlines für die -Artikel generiert:

"Insektenfressende Vögel verbrauchen jährlich 400-500 Millionen Tonnen Meteoriten"

(Oder ist das noch anders erklärbar?)

tekk.tv/wissen/insekte…

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Nüsschen werden gestellt.

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Nur in wenigen Editionen von Grimms Kinder- und Hausmärchen findet man twitter.com/kykel/status/1…

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GabrielBerlin Es ist 2018 und sie wollen ihn immer noch „überführen“ twitter.com/faz_feuilleton…

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techniktagebuch Edgingen in Edgeland – Ein Service des Techniktagebuchs zum Ausdrucken pic.twitter.com/v4OboRwGXG

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mluebbecke Wer Künstliche Intelligenz als politische Priorität ausgibt und "Algorithmus" in die Kategorie "Begriffe aus dem Elfenbeinturm" einsortiert, darf wohl als Fehlbesetzung gelten. tagesspiegel.de/wissen/zukunft…

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ivrik How consistent are stop word lists? Users may apply them without awareness of their surprising omissions (e.g. hasn’t but not hadn’t) and
inclusions (e.g. computer), or their incompatibility with particular tokenizers. Nice work by Joel Nothman! pic.twitter.com/jig8TnbMKC

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KoryStamper A lexicographer on vacation: "Huh, gas stations out here prefer the apostrophized 'and' twice as much as the ampersand. 'Loaf'n'Jug,' 'Pump'n'Pantry.' 'Kum&Go' is the outlier."
The lexicographer's husband: "You're going to do this for the next 1,200 miles, aren't you?"

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zeitweise Das ist witzig, weil Witze-Erklären als besonders unlustig gilt und ein Account, der nur trocken Witze erklärt, dann schon wieder auf absurde Weise witzig wirkt. twitter.com/witzigweil/sta…

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visakanv Legendary thread twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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PhilippMenn am 20. Juli: Wenn die Generation die den Krieg überlebt hat nicht mehr da ist, wird sich zeigen ob wir aus der Geschichte gelernt haben.

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"Ich hab von mir m&m's anfertigen lassen."

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*defiliert in ein Café*

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FuckYeahSexshop Wir sind heute in der @tazgezwitscher
taz.de/Archiv-Suche/!…

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Kurfuerstin @ojahnn NICHTS spricht gegen einen Hai aus Suppe. pic.twitter.com/LULIyFEyXq

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IHLaking therapist: you need to open up more

me: i can’t

therapist: why not

me: let me visualise it for you pic.twitter.com/Xxqb3ZXhlk

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brynguist I, like many of us insufferable language needs, only concern myself with Latin/Greek/etc plurals insofar as I can misapply them for my own amusement:

campus ➡️ campodes
llama ➡️ llamata
prejudice ➡️ prejudī
lapel ➡️ les pels

Linguist twitter, what else you got? twitter.com/The_YUNiversit…

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nsaphra This is an octopus. 🐙
Now there are 2. 🐙🐙
There are 2 __hexakaidekapus__. twitter.com/brynguist/stat…

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Pinboard Ignore the Trump show and focus on the elections. Give money, today, to candidates who don't get baited by Trump drama, but keep a relentless focus on how badly Republican policies are hurting people in their districts. secure.actblue.com/donate/great_s…

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MlleReadOn Auf einen Toast mit Henri Matisse.
Brot nach: Henri Matisse,Zeichnung für die Kapelle von Vence,1951.

pic.twitter.com/mfKunA2IiD

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Desaversum Keith Haring
•bellender Hund•
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MlleReadOn Auf eine Stulle mit Piet Mondrian.
pic.twitter.com/LbeI4Sdg9r

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Zugverspätung. Die einen üben sich in Contenance, die anderen in RTL2-reifen Reaktionen.

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Q: Lieber Kummerkasten, ich habe Streit mit meinen Nachbarn. Wer hat Recht?
A: SIE!

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Viele Leute meiner Generation LEIERN immer ganz entsetzlich, als ob sie Angst hätten, man könnte sie verdächtigen, das, was sie da gerade erzählen, uncoolerweise INTERESSANT zu finden.

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InaBeintner @frachtschaden @AnjaKarliczek @BMBF_Bund wenn wir weniger Zeit damit verbringen müssten, unsere Drittmittelstellen zu sichern, hätten wir mehr Zeit, unsere Erkenntnisse außerhalb von Fachpublikationen und Anträgen zu kommunizieren.

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Bitte ziehen Sie eine Lachnummer.

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mbukowski Arbeite am Titel meiner Doktorarbeit. Zwei Favoriten. Welcher gefällt euch besser?
1. The hydrogen atom, Variational approaches to dipolar Bose-Einstein condensates
2. The hydrogen atom, Variational approaches to dipolar Bose-Einstein condensates, Ihr Ficker!

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ojahnn Wenn ihr also unterwegs seid und euch fragt, an welchem eurer möglichen Umsteigebahnhöfe ihr eher eine Chance habt, eine Drogerie/Apotheke/Asia-Imbiss/vegane Snacks zu finden, ist das eine gute Informationsquelle.

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ojahnn Wusstet ihr, dass ihr auf bahnhof.de Lagepläne für einzelne Bahnhöfe einsehen könnt, unter anderem mit Informationen zu den Geschäften im Bahnhofsgebäude? z.B. bahnhof.de/bahnhof-de/K%C… pic.twitter.com/OZRsSEOEuQ

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markedly Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time*

Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of shit? Is that what you wanna do? Moron.

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gothfemme another day at work and s till no one has accepted my proposal to combine a SHIRT and a SKIRT into one piece of clothing (name of “SHKIRT”), fools, all of them . “kat that’s just a dress” fUC K you

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zeitweise Wenn man in der Google-Bildersuche nach „idiot“ sucht, kommen mit Trump bebilderte Artikel, die darüber berichten, dass Trump kommt, wenn man nach „idiot“ in der Bildersuche sucht.

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SoVeryBritish Suggested penalty for people who use a train seat for their bag: The bag can remain on the seat but the owner must travel in the luggage rack

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zeitonline "Wer sich jetzt bei @WeWork bewirbt, bewirbt sich dort auch, weil er die fleischlose Kantine gut findet." Die Arbeitssoziologin @kbriken im Interview. bit.ly/2zUllGg

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dr_rugby Sicherlich hatte Einstein GPS im Sinn, als er sich an die Formulierung seiner Relativitätstheorie machte. Und Zeeman das MRI, als er den Zeeman Effekt entdeckte. Wahrscheinlich muss man sich nur "Krebsheilung" vornehmen, und dann geht's... twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

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frachtschaden Schwanke immer zwischen "das ist mir viel zu blöd" und "das ist gerade blöd genug für mich".

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peterbreuer ...und dank seiner konvexen Oberfläche sammeln sich auf der Tischplatte keine überflüssigen Staubfänger. pic.twitter.com/03seP7Appq

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GalaxyKate You know what would be neat? A statue of someone knitting but its also a fountain so it looks like they're knitting a really long scarf made of water.

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haidee_kruger Great talk by Anja Wanner on why linguists should not be dismissive of prescriptivism, but study it as part and parcel of linguistic meta-awareness. Hilarious anecdote from her own experience explaining where her interest started. pic.twitter.com/O9f4ittD4Z

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Wort des Tages: Begehungskeks

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tinysubversions Promising! I'll have to check if this includes their journals and other archives twitter.com/krenshar_posts…

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tinysubversions Is there a way to like, pay monthly to get access to a ridiculous number of online journals and archives as though I were affiliated with a university? Right now my solution is "take a single class once a year and pay out of pocket for it"

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perseveresther kombinatorisches Explosiönchen

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Auxquelles, aber als belgisches Dorf

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SdeWijs Great piece by @berndulrich in @DIEZEIT - "The Magic of populists" arguing that West's political crisis had first hit Social democrats + is now tearing apart the conservatives. Perhaps the answer is in more @enmarchefr parties uniting the Social Democratic + Conservative Center? pic.twitter.com/uJjXY4kI1V

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frachtschaden Ich wäre durchaus bereit, 5 Euro Rundfunkgebühr im Monat zu bezahlen.

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kathrinpassig @texttheater "The Bongo Bungler" von Janwillem van de Wetering hätte nicht "Bongo-Pfuscher" heißen sollen, sondern "Trommel-Trottel", wen interessiert denn da die Art des Perkussionsinstruments.

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ojahnn Motivation chapter of my thesis twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/…

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kathrinpassig Gerade ist mir die richtige und ganz einfache Lösung für ein Übersetzungsproblem eingefallen. Das Buch, in das ich die falsche geschrieben habe, ist vor 17 Jahren erschienen und seit 16 vergriffen.

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acl2018 Algorithms like LSTM and RNN may work in practice. But do they work in theory?, asks M. Steedman pic.twitter.com/Ua8pKFDQwS

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ojahnn Kennt ihr die Geschichte von Jim Knopf, der so oft Löcher in der Hose hat, dass Frau Waas ihm einen Knopf drannäht, damit er das Loch auf- und zuknöpfen kann, statt dass sie immer die Hosen flicken muss? Sowas brauche ich für meinen Badezimmerfußboden.

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oaostrik More deets for your delectation pic.twitter.com/n2oPuzMBub

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msmollyebrown Today while giving high school students a tour of the Archives one asked what the microfilm reader was. He then realized "Oh, that's what people use in horror movies to find out the scary history of the town." WHAT. A. HOT. TAKE.

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drgriffis Running theme of : we need to start thinking about broader kinds of generalization, to testing situations that don’t mirror the training distribution. Sounds like we’ve got a good topic to think about for already!

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emilymbender Steedman: One component missing from standard semantics is information structure—marked by intonation in English and other things in other languages. Have worked on modeling that with CCG (point of [you LIKE] example above).

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emilymbender @adveisner Steedman: I find generation completely terrifying because as you say you can get away with an incomplete semantics when doing parsing, but not in generation. And we don’t know how to do that completely or properly.

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emilymbender @adveisner Steedman: Short answer, just as syntax & semantics are a packaged deal, I think music is too, with a very different semantics. Syntax is tiny but ambiguity is much greater.

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emilymbender @adveisner Steedman: Moreover, the class of grammars needed for relations between chords (with semantics of things like cadence) is exactly the same as is needed for natural language, including non-adjacent dependency.

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emilymbender @adveisner Steedman: Interesting discovery: This problem is big enough that it needs the same kind of statistical models used in search problem in parsing.

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emilymbender @adveisner Steedman: Have been parsing midi-output (pitch approximated as nearest semi-tone and duration) to work out key signature and identity of chords.

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emilymbender @adveisner Steedman: I believe that just as we got standard language from planning, we also got music at the same time. Have been working on this with a couple of very brilliant students.

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emilymbender Steedman: Even if seq2tree is psychologically real, we still face the supreme challenge of finding out what the universal semantic language looks like. SQL, GeoQuery, SPARQL are not proxies for the language of mind.

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emilymbender Steedman: Can they learn all the stuff in the long tail: non-constituent coordination, subject extractions, cross dependencies?

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emilymbender Steedman: Conclusion: LSTM and RNN work in practice, but do they work in theory?

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emilymbender Steedman: Skipping final section of talk: Whatever we do about that problem, the problem of semantics is harder. QA involves inference as well as semantics, and we have no idea of the semantic representation that will support it.

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emilymbender Steedman: But the future probably lies with hybrid systems.

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emilymbender Steedman: So my money is going to be on a continuing need for CCG parsers in tasks like QA where long-range dependencies matter.

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emilymbender Steedman: But neural SRL systems still have trouble with long-range wh dependencies. Tried English and French subject extraction (with special syntax in both) in an NMT system and it failed.

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emilymbender Steedman: (Knowledge graphs used to be called Semantic Nets, and didn’t work because the computers were so small.)

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emilymbender Steedman: DNNs are faster because we don’t have access to a universal semantic representations that would allow children to induce full CCGs for their first languages.

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emilymbender Steedman: But it’s very idiosyncratic (horrible knowledge graph languages), so it’s good to do with DNNs which is faster.

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emilymbender Steedman: So go semantic parser induction for arbitrary knowledge graphs (like Freebase) (Reddy et al 2014). But surpassed by DNNs.

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emilymbender Steedman: Unreliability of those parsers is one reason we’re truing to end-to-end methods. (EMB: Really? I thought it was because CS researchers like to ‘learn’ the solution to the whole thing.)

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emilymbender Steedman: However, limited by size of available training data. About half of the errors in wh dependencies come from lack of info in training data.

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emilymbender Steedman: Planning is a search problem through a labyrinth of possible states, and works with the same algorithms as parsing (CKY & simliar). So we have the infrastructure to hang language onto.

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emilymbender Steedman: (Examples of more and more complex animal planning, and how they relate to the combinators.)

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emilymbender Steedman: So good that you can do the rest of the parsing exhaustively e.g. with A* search (shout out to Mike Lewis).

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emilymbender Steedman: CCG also particularly well suited to parsing with supertagging front ends. Finite-state, Markovian models that probabilistically assign tags giving info about what the word expects to combine with as a precursor to real parsing.

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emilymbender Steedman: Ambiguity wasn’t a problem because there is so much already and we already need the statistical models.

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emilymbender Steedman: However, the supposedly spurious constituents also show up in coordination and intonational phrases. Any grammar with the same coverage will have the same degree of non-determinism in the parser.

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emilymbender Steedman: CCG initially assumed to be hopeless for parsing because of massive spurious ambiguity.

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emilymbender Steedman: Vijay-Shanker and Weir 1990 proved the “shared stack” claim of Ades and Steedman (1982).

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emilymbender Steedman: For n=8, around 80% of the permutations are non-seperable. Useful for alignment in MT!
(And 8 is not large for the elements of a sentence.)

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emilymbender Steedman: 21 of the 22 permitted are attested in some language, but the two forbidden ones are among the unattested three (Cinque 2005, Nchare 2012) 1 in 100 chance of this happening randomly.

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emilymbender Steedman: It’s the B2 rules that give CCG greater than context-free power, but still less powerful than movement.

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emilymbender Steedman: All long-range dependencies are done by contiguous reduction of a wh- element with an adjacent non-standard constituent with category S/NP, formed by rules of function composition.

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emilymbender Steedman: Combinatory Projection Principle: what’s in the lexicon (like combination direction) can’t be overridden by the combinatory rules.

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emilymbender Steedman: CCG lexializes all bounded dependencies and all syntactic rules are combinatory. CCG locks together syntactic and semantic categories.

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emilymbender Steedman:
Computational linguists realized that they were spending all their time implementing exceptions to limit the search through such expressive grammars.

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emilymbender Steedman: And the field fragmented. Linguists abdicated responsibility for “performance” focusing on “competence”. Psychologists became agnostic about grammar (and I think they still are).

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emilymbender Steedman: Can model abstractive in applicative systems by making abstraction a primitive operation (lambda) or in terms of a collection of operators on strictly adjacent terms: combinators like function composition.

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emilymbender Steedman: But it doesn’t follow from that that we have nothing to learn from linguists! (EMB: 💯) In fact, if I knew more linguistics, I wouldn’t have made such a mess of CCG.

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emilymbender Steedman: Why does natural language allow discontinuity?

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emilymbender Steedman: Ades & Steedman (1982) suggest that the same stack can be used to characterize both long-range dependencies and recursion. This is the idea behind the first CCGs.

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emilymbender Steedman: Hard to see how to generalize to multiple, crossing dependencies. If the HOLD register is a stack, the ATN becomes a two-stack machine, i.e. a Turing machine.

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emilymbender Steedman: ATN parser reduces all unbounded dependencies to local operations on registers.

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emilymbender Steedman: The starting point for this development: the central problem is discontinuity, i.e. non-adjacent or non-projective dependency. Ex with coordination and relative clause.

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emilymbender Steedman:
Soon after, this consensus fell apart. Chomsky saw that transformation rules were too expressive to have explanatory force. Psychologists realized that their measures of processing difficulty didn’t resemble transformational derivational complexity.

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emilymbender Steedman:
In the 1960s, theoretical linguists, psychologists and computational linguists (and the AI community) saw oursselves as working on the same problem.

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emilymbender Steedman: Psychologists had always insisted that competence/performance can’t be completely divorced. No point in having grammar w/o parser & vice versa.

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emilymbender Steedman: Have exasperated the mathematical linguists by changing the formalism to match what I was discovering.

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emilymbender Steedman: Chose that title to stress that CCG has always been an empirical grammatical formalism.

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AlvinGrissomII During this interesting talk by Anton van den Hengel, shortcomings of DL seem to be weaknesses in ML in general. My impression is that since CNNs were such a jump for vision (much more so than for NLP), the assumption in vision is always to learn w/ DL. Not so in NLP.

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"Kartoffeln sind toll, aber irgendwie ist mir die Konsistenz nicht eklig genug." -- Erfinder der Kartoffelklöße

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yoavgo Indeed! Lexical/category knowledge is very important!

Today 14:45 (plenary) @VeredShwartz will present our work showing that SOTA end-to-end neural SNLI systems fail to acquire such knowledge. twitter.com/emilymbender/s…

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lillianle415 "The problem is not that there is evil in the world. The problem is there is good. Because otherwise who would care?" - V.M. Varga

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EnglishGibson So I guess the rule is:
“Always travel ‘nach’ a country unless its name begins with an article”.

Thus:
nach England fliegen
nach Griechenland fliegen
nach Irak fliegen

but:
in die USA fliegen
in die Türkei fliegen
in den Irak fliegen

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FR31H31T booaaah ich hefte mir gleich die wutbrosche an

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skglas Anruf Nachbarin „Was ist mit dem Fernsehen los?!!“, war versucht, in die Klage einzustimmen, ging dann aber doch nur um Technikproblem.

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EnglishGibson One thing about not having learned German at school is that I never had certain mistakes beaten out of me early on. Until recently, for instance, I was still saying “nach den USA fliegen“ instead of “in die USA fliegen“.

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QUADRATlC lighters can’t be created or destroyed they just transfer between people

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frachtschaden Frappé Käsefondue

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mtrc Aww, ConceptNet seems to have gotten rid of the assertion that ants eat telephones.

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frachtschaden Das Problem an dieser Form von Legitimation ist, dass sie einem schnell auf die Füße fällt, wenn man selbst durch so eine Sanktionierung betroffen ist, eben weil die organisierbaren Formen von gesellschaftlicher Ächtung stark vom gesellschaftlichen Klima abhängen.

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frachtschaden Es handelt sich eigentlich um eine psychosoziale Sanktionierung von Meinungsäußerung, die dadurch legitimiert und mit Meinungsfreiheit im Einklang steht, weil sie keinem anerkannten Prinzip von Gewalt(en)ausübung entspricht.

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frachtschaden Und weil man aus dem double-bind aus Pro-Meinungsfreiheit (mehr aus humanistischer Tradition) und insgeheimem Zensurwillen wieder nicht raus kommt, läuft alles wieder nur über Organisation von gesellschaftlicher Ächtung.

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oaostrik Just a spot of Art Deco for you lovelies. pic.twitter.com/nzmqbLs7Ot

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martinlindner Grundregel der digitalen Gesellschaft: HTML verwenden, keine PDF, außer man will abgeschlossene Autor-Dokumente als solche offiziell kennzeichnen. (Dann aber mit einer HTML-Zweitversion für den eigentlichen Gebrauch auf Bildschirmen.) twitter.com/tehabe/status/…

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leighalexander anyway now the ancient henges are emerging from the blanched earth, are ya happy bbc.co.uk/news/uk-447674…

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GoodGermanWords (Woman's-Picture)
(Man's-Picture)
= Wife / husband, with large side order of "Sheesh". Like "her indoors" or "my old man." See also:
(Woman's-Room). Yeah. I don't know either.


pic.twitter.com/6vWGLfd3NA

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acl2018 ACL now have a professional conduct committee to enforce anti harassment policy

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talkpod Pleasant surprises from
• Yes, Big Tech are all up in NLP, but there’s work for everyone.
• A lot of intimidating methods I didn’t learn are no longer used.
• I’ve been out of NLP a while, but talks weren’t over my head. I let some info go by, and learn from the rest.

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hardmaru My contribution to the “science” vs engineering debate. I think papers should be about explaining reproducible ideas clearly, not about winning datascience competitions. (In the ideal world ;) it should be okay to sacrifice performance for clarity, simplicity and reproducibility. twitter.com/rjeli_/status/…

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gchrupala I like this metric: impact per unit currency of finding. It means some of us have infinite impact. twitter.com/brembs/status/…

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EnglishGibson Wollte einen “Egal wie alt du bist”-Tweet absetzen, dann habe ich bemerkt, dass das Alter der Leser*innen für die Relatability des Tweets durchaus eine Rolle spielt. Also habe ich’s gelassen.

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GretchenAMcC | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
Asking which language
is the hardest is like
asking which place is
the farthest.
It depends on
where you start.
|___________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ

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bitshiftmask Deciding on a chat program to use with one or multiple parties is now like negotiating TLS cipher suites.

ME: I offer WhatsApp, Telegram, Hangouts, IRC, Slack, Wechat, or SMS in that order of preference.
Other: I only support Wire, Threema, Discord, gitter, and Pigeons.
Me: RST.

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oaostrik What if, instead of certain people faffing about with their infernal weed whackers (😡😡😡), every neighborhood just kept a bunch of goats?

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mmbollmann I can understand driving on the left side of the road, or standing on the left side on an escalator, but... knobs on bathroom stalls, on the right side of the door, that make a bolt come out to the right, having to be turned LEFT to do this...

What is wrong with you, Australia?!

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adellestripe Mbappé high-fives Pussy Riot. World Cup highlight. pic.twitter.com/CKnsRngZXg

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satoshikawasaki たいていの動物の足で足首を膝と誤解されることはよくあるけど、
人間の足を他の動物の足の骨ベースにしてみたら、どうなるか描いてみました。 pic.twitter.com/LLZ7bhaHo4

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"I ain't a Judas." - "Then what ai you?"

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texttheater Auf die Frage "Wie wird das Wetter morgen?" antworte ich manchmal, indem ich dieses Stück in voller Länge rezitiere. youtu.be/vugqRAX7xQE

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Ingeborch Nachbar: "... und was macht deine Frau so?"
Bekannter "Ja nichts."
N.: "Nichts?"
B.: "Nee. Hausfrau und Mutter halt. Und sie kümmert sich 1 bisschen um meine Eltern. Die wohnen ja jetzt bei uns in der Anliegerwohnung, weil die kommen alleine nicht mehr so klar."

*Axtholgeräusch*

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remcoknooi An interesting core element of the "imagined community of practice"¹ of "serious sports fans" in the Netherlands is that you must watch sports on Flemish TV, because 'the Dutch commentators are incompetent'.
_____
¹ Anderson 1983 meets Wenger 1998.

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Alle Zitate von den Wänden der aktuellen Josef-Albers-Ausstellung in der Villa Hügel, Essen.

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lynneguist I tire of arguments that insist that instilling a love of literature be central to literacy ed. I mostly read for info. I enjoy it if it's written well. Why not make access to knowledge the central theme of literacy ed? 1/2

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_kylebrownlee how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

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fchollet Also, the general lack of scientific rigor in the field is more often than not coming from people with little engineering experience. If anything, knowing how to deal with system complexity makes your more rigorous (in the sense of the scientific method)

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fchollet In the context of machine learning research, science and engineering are not distinct concepts. You don't do "science" by thinking very hard about platonic ML concepts and then publishing your thoughts. You do science by engineering systems that test small ideas, iteratively.

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lukukian @ojahnn In Schwelm, wer Böses dabei denkt?

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"Das Quadrat ist nur ein Geschirr, in dem ich meine Verzückung durch die Farbe anrichte."

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"Jedes Kunstwerk basiert auf einem Nachdenken über das Material."

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"Design ist nicht Dekoration; Design bedeutet nachvollziehbare Ordnung. [...] Es geht um Nachvollziehbarkeit. Es geht nicht um Schönheit. Wenn etwas nachvollziehbar ist, ist es auch schön." -- Josef Albers (?)

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“Nothing inspires greater tolerance from the intolerant than an abundance of common and unifying beliefs, practices, rituals, institutions and processes.” twitter.com/JonHaidt/statu…

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@kathrinpassig @zeitonline "Historically, Scotland has been divided into 34 counties or shires. Although these no longer have any administrative function, they are still used to some extent in Scotland for cultural and geographical purposes."

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"In einer Grafschaft." Als könnte man in Schottland außerhalb einer Grafschaft sein. @zeitonline pic.twitter.com/mODxnxIrzG

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MobyDickatSea take mankind in mass, and for the most part, they seem a mob of unnecessary duplicates, both contemporary and hereditary

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ojahnn An der Este spazierengehen über ESTA-Formular zur Einreise in Amerika sprechen Esther heißen 💯

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jezenthomas A simple 'Hello, World!' program in the Haskell programming language.

{-# LANGUAGE QuasiQuotes #-}
{-# LANGUAGE TemplateHaskell #-}

import qualified Language.C.Inline as C

C.include "<stdlib.h>"

main :: IO ()
main = [C.exp| system(python -c 'print "Hello, World!"') |]

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anne_fotografie Wer meint, genderneutrale Erziehung, die nicht die Verortung der Kinder in der Binarität als Mittelpunkt hat, würde Kinder terrorisieren — nein! Diese frühe fremdbestimmte Einteilung schränkt Kinder krass ein und verbaut ganze Welten. Thread. twitter.com/mikamurstein/s…

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"Von null auf 50 in 3,4 Sekunden. "Bei Grün drücken Sie auf den Pinsel. Das bleibt haften, also beim Porschefahrer, meine ich."' zeit.de/amp/mobilitaet…

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Herr_Rau Meisenknödel nach Spechtbesuch. pic.twitter.com/QsOu8HdCze

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OGwanKeemobi Kennt ihr das wenn euch ein Klavier auf den Kopf fällt und ihr guckt so aus dem Trümmerhaufen und die Klaviertasten sind eure Zähne

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asayeed "Ich verurteile Sie zum zwei Jahre Zweifelhaft!"

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asayeed Der, der sich von Zweideutigkeit gefangen fühlt, ist vielleicht ein Zweifelhäftling.

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chrisamaphone hubrility: the proper balance of hubris and humility needed to conduct research.

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@EnglishGibson @frachtschaden "will May nicht kritisiert haben" = bestreitet, May kritisiert zu haben
"möchte May nicht kritisiert haben" = hat zugegebenermaßen etwas über May gesagt, schickt aber hinterher, dass das nicht als Kritik aufgefasst werden soll
(MUSEN)

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frachtschaden @EnglishGibson Es geht noch doller: "Trump würde sich nicht als May kritisierend verstanden wissen wollen." (Just messin' around.)

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*marvels at what is a free relative clause whose main verb is the copula*

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hllizi Du Arsch bist schon wieder zu spät, du schreibst für die nächste Ausgabe eine umfassende Kritik der Menschenrechte.

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grime_lord @gapingmaws I think that’s still a lot of people’s understanding of the situation which is good

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@EnglishGibson Wenn es eine Situation gäbe, in der das Sinn macht, ginge das schon, glaube ich. :D

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EnglishGibson Trump doesn’t want to have criticised May.

Trump möchte nicht feststellen müssen, dass er May kritisiert hat.

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EnglishGibson Trump will May nicht kritisiert haben.

Trump claims not to have criticised May.

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RobsPierre90 Idee für einen dystopischen Roman; alle 5 Jahre wird gewählt, anhand der erhaltenen Stimmen bekommen die entsprechenden Parteien ein Teil des Landes zugeteilt und regieren dort alleine. Diejenigen die die entsprechende Partei gewählt haben müssen in das Gebiet ziehen.

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thorstenfirlus Als Englischlehrer würde ich dieses abwechslungsreiche Portfolio an Beschimpfungen nutzen, um die Schönheit der Sprache zu illustrieren. pic.twitter.com/xQQjlnb2wZ

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HansvonKaese Links sind Flüsse
Rechts sind Flüsse twitter.com/Lanketrrgrr/st…

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labenzticker Fedderwarden, das: Ein Spielgerät, das aus einer Sitzfläche, versehen mit Auto-, Motorrad- oder Pony-Dekoration auf einer wackelnden, am Boden befesigten Feder besteht und im Wesentlichen auf Spielplätzen und in Fußgängerzonen anzutreffen ist. labenz.texttheater.net/Fedderwarden

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mettle If you're applying for an NLP job, definitely put the languages you speak or have studied on your resume. It is almost always a more valuable skill than one of the bullet point in your job descriptions.
We're almost all thinking about internationalization these days.

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PierB @andygocke I pay for some tools (Sublime, Tower, Github, etc) but anything that can't be discarded and replaced easily is a ticking bomb.

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andygocke Developer tools seemed like a good industry to be in, "sell shovels in the gold rush" and all, but it turns out developers prefer to dig for gold with their teeth.

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xtimv New name for @NipsConference "AI Winter" — Miro Dudík

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Jesse Plemons spielt aber auch echt *immer* die Typen, die erst harmlos und naiv wirken und sich später als eiskalt entpuppen

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Just Kindheit things: den zweiten Teil von etwas geschenkt bekommen und jahrelang den ersten nicht kennen

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farman Who wants to play? pic.twitter.com/niyMWzkDZB

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Edcrab_ I posit that ending a tweet with "alexa send tweet" or "thank you for coming to my ted talk" is a tacit admission that the tweet is too weak to function without relying on established meme formatting trends to distance oneself from potential failure and hurt. In this essay I will

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wellformedness *slaps the side of a morphophonological rule* this bad boy can, uhhh, only fit n / ln(n) exceptions inside of it twitter.com/LingBuzz/statu…

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Herr_Rau Vor der Aufführung. (Sommernachtstraum, Unter- und Oberstufe.) pic.twitter.com/4gcsJJttuD

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perseveresther Stadtteile mit vielen Wegkommvektoren

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JamesBSumner Yes, it was me who smuggled a large seabird into the plenary and launched it at the speaker's head with the words "Actually this is more of a cormorant than a question." I am to be considered for possible readmission to the society in 2038, which seems fair.

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"so muss auch klar sein, wie sich diese neue Radikalität etwa vom konventionellen Linksradikalismus unterscheidet" Wie radikal ist realistisch? zeit.de/2018/25/demokr… via @zeitonline

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AlvinGrissomII There's a significant subset of *ACL/EMNLP reviewers hostile to papers on linguistic questions without (and sometimes with) obvious practical applications.

This is a warped view of science. The "L" stands for "linguistics," not "lingeneering." CL is more than building cool toys.

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ToniMacAttack Today in “I asked my snake breeder brother a question with a funny snake photo and should’ve expected this response” pic.twitter.com/phIMm21bcr

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iyad_elbaghdadi While Trump is (of course) an idiot, his criticism of Germany here isn't misplaced. While Nord Stream 1 (2011/2012) came in a different political climate, Nord Stream 2 is a shamefully bad idea. twitter.com/AJEnglish/stat…

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Autorwesen (, )

Ich überlege als weiteren Vornamen "Frederick" (wegen Friederike) zu nehmen und es ist ja schon ein wichtiger Faktor, dass ich dann nach jeder Vorlesung "Komm mit, Piggeldy" zu meinen Kommilitonen sagen könnte

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StigAbell At least an England vs Belgium game in which nobody can actually win won’t be seen as a metaphor for anything.

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TwoClawsMedia You can look at any crisis in two ways: pic.twitter.com/GjhgN2Q1e8

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ckhonson I’ve gotten so much better at saying “no” to people

2014 me: “Sure!”
2016 me: “Sure, how about next week?”
2018 me: “Sure, how about the week after next?”

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kathrinpassig "Excel didn't give us artificial accountants, Photoshop and Indesign didn’t give us artificial graphic designers and indeed steam engines didn’t give us artificial horses. (In an earlier wave of ‘AI’, chess computers didn’t give us a grumpy middle-aged Russian in a box.)" twitter.com/BenedictEvans/…

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macdugong Trying to work out what kind of bird I could hear, then realised it wad my neighbour's baby, crying, and being answered by a crow.

Took about ten minutes, but the crow calmed it and now both crow and baby are cawing to each other.

I'm not saying this is how you get witches but-

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Moustapha_6C If you are a Machine Learning/AI researcher based in the U.S and looking for a more politically stable country, I am recruiting scientists and engineers for our recently announced @GoogleAI center in Ghana. Join us, It's Ghana be amazing!

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peterbreuer Wie ich eine Jacke von vorne sehe vs. wie ich mir diese Jacke von hinten vorstelle. pic.twitter.com/6K0v4PdL9Y

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@ojahnn Oder auf Amtsdeutsch: beniederschlagt

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ojahnn @texttheater niederbeschlagen mMn

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"Wenn du jetzt rausgehst, wirst du niedergeschlagen." twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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"If you go out now, you're gonna be precipitated on."

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labenzticker erwitzen (V.): Vor Hitze sterben. labenz.texttheater.net/erwitzen

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stipulative The Tolerance Principle is so fyugging cool twitter.com/LingBuzz/statu…

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EllieMackin I'm being highlighted in the uni newsletter for winning a teaching award. They've asked for a quote. I wonder if they'd run "If the university really valued teaching they'd employ staff members on permanent contacts. As it is, I'll be at a different university next year."
Or no?

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MschFr Auch als Hinweis an die Autofahrer hier: Radfahrer dürfen und sollten mittig fahren! twitter.com/krefeldrad/sta…

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"Haben Sie Erfahrung als Killer?" - "Klar, hier ist mein Mordfolio."

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NalKalchbrenner Exciting news: @Google Brain expands to Amsterdam 🚲🚣🌳 Looking forward to working on core AI challenges with @TimSalimans, Lasse Espeholt and researchers across Google and beyond!

For RE and RS roles, reach out or apply here: goo.gl/kddYNs
Great times ahead! twitter.com/JeffDean/statu…

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leogfischer Nach über 15 Jahren schriftstellerischen Dilettierens & Experimentierens habe ich jetzt, glaube ich, endlich meine Form gefunden: Leute retweeten, die interessanter sind als ich

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Man sollte eine Predigt über den Unterschied zwischen beidem halten. Vgl. texttheater.net/heilige-etymog… twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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ojahnn @fstspecial @asayeed how much fun is something as innocent as a well-placed dot meaning "please fuck up the pronunciation of this word as hard as you can"

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bmf54123 by far, one of the worst things about the rise of the Almighty Algorithm is the lack of absolute control we have over anything anymore. yes/no and on/off have given way to "see less often" and "I don't like this", non-options which are quickly forgotten pic.twitter.com/iGPdXzgB1t

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asayeed The other one is remembering that in German "r" mostly minds its own business like a normal letter while in Swedish "r" is a many-tentacled horror whose effect crosses word boundaries.

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haldaume3 @egrefen over the years I've seen lots of things like:
- the authors seem to want ...
- I don't think the PI actually wants to do XYZ in the proposal ...
- this paper appears to be ...
basically guessing something irrelevant abt paper/proposal/authors rather than judging the content

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painthands Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤 pic.twitter.com/vX21428mk0

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peterbreuer Käse, nach dessen Lagerung man nicht den Kühlschrank vom Kampfmittelräumdienst abholen lassen muss, ist kein richtiger Käse.

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ojahnn My bot has a very fortune-teller-y vibe to it. I thought I was just making a silly project, but I feel like it can really help you make decisions in your life. Like for instance, how should I react to that invitation I got that I already decided against but haven't replied to yet twitter.com/PoloniusTips/s…

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zeitonline "Für russische Verhältnisse passiert gerade etwas Unerhörtes." bit.ly/2zpvR8g

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ojahnn So, Polonius, should I attend that one Summer School that is not related to my current work at all? twitter.com/PoloniusTips/s…

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ojahnn wenn alle Anwesenden die Person kennen, über die du redest, hör auf, sie ausschließlich als "meine Hilfskraft" oder "mein Chef" zu bezeichnen

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Apps die Spam und Nichtspam in eine Benachrichtigungskategorie packen sofort aus dem Store schmeißen meine Meinung

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pfadintegral Die Monströsität solcher Sätze fällt schon kaum noch groß auf. Analog kann man wohl in Haftanstalten auch auf medizinische Versorgung verzichten? pic.twitter.com/PL2mYKMOY3

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How many tokens on each line:
$ cat text.tok | perl -nE 'say scalar(split)'
Average sentence length:
$ cat text.tok | perl -nE 'say scalar(split)' | perl -nE '$sum += $_; END { say $sum / $. }'

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girlyratfish I had a verbal/neural glitch this aft that both Sweary and Non-Sweary Folk may appreciate.

"Oh for fuck's sake" and "oh for Christ's sake" collided betwixt brain & mouth, & what came out was

OH, FOR FRIED SNAKES! 😹😹😹

Feel free to adopt this cuss! (also pls do not fry snek)

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Datenschutz - Die informationelle Selbstbestimmung ist ein Mythos deutschlandfunkkultur.de/datenschutz-di…

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IvaCheung I Super-Duper Don't Want to Do This Thing I'm Supposed to Do: A Memoir by Iva Cheung

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rctatman Reproducibility tip of the day: Avoid sharing research data using a serialized data format like pickles or .RData. I know they're lightweight, but they often break between language or package subversions. Try formats like .csv or .txt instead.

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zeitweise Es müsste einen Undo-Knopf für versehentliches Hupen geben.

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ojahnn good life advice from Kyle here twitter.com/wellformedness…

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labenzticker Pamletten, die (Pl.): Buchstaben aus fremden Alphabeten, ohne Rücksicht auf ihren Lautwert eingesetzt wie z.B. in ЯUSSLAИD oder HΣLLΛS-GRILL. labenz.texttheater.net/Pamletten

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zacharylipton I figured it out: digital poster screens at all conventional halls. Plug in a flash drive, pull up the PDF. No anxiety, no dead trees. Game over.

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bmih_bund Hey, @BMZ_Bund, didn't you get the memo? twitter.com/SPIEGELONLINE/…

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fernandaedi More evidence that the bilingual advantage is best described as the ability to speak more than one language. twitter.com/anthonystevend…

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zhgilbert When I was three or four I woke my dad up sobbing because I’d had a bad dream. After struggling to tell him about it and why it had been bad, I finally paused & looked him in the eye and said solemnly, “Someday, when I’m older, I will have more words.” twitter.com/prinxemu/statu…

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nsaphra I declared the tree in my front yard to be the Nation of Treedom. I made a flag and allocated branches to be governed by my siblings and neighbors. Once I summitted the highest branch, it became the national library. The official currency was dry leaves. twitter.com/prinxeMu/statu…

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prfsanjeevarora Off to ICML'18 to present a tutorial on "Toward Theoretical Understanding of Deep Learning" Tuesday 1pm. Lecture slides and bibliography here.unsupervised.cs.princeton.edu/deeplearningtu…

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@Chaosfux @ojahnn @frachtschaden Ich kann leider immer noch nicht mit Nürnberg dienen, aber jetzt mit Bamberg (20.-22.7.)... verben.texttheater.net/PerVers

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han_man1927 Also eine Tomate ist ja genau genommen kein Gemüse, sondern ein P̛͎̝̪͎̑͋ͤͨͧͪ͂̔ͣ͘͟ ̳̼̮̜͚̚F̿̊̄ͮ̀͗҉̧̦͍ ̛̭̬̠͙̠̈ͥ͠͠E̛͇̦̱̰͙ͫ͋̂͑ͥ̕ ̱͖͍̜̈ͥ̈̐ͮ͊Ŗ̸̳̖̱̝͈̲̪̫͚̒̈̐ͦͬ̎ͪ̅ ̤̻͓͔̝͕̬͍͇̒ͨ́ͪ͛̆̈ͨͯ͠D̈́̄̽ͥ͡͏͎̯͉̼͈͖̘͟.

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Chaosfux Deathlef, meine Venusfliegenfalle, ist leider zu dumm, um irgendwas zu fangen

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ojahnn Me when people ask for advice about whether they should pursue an academic career twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/…

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wawerka Ich: "Sag mal, kann es sein, dass zwischen dem X und der Y, äh, irgendwas läuft?"

Kollegin: "Die haben letzte Woche geheiratet."

Romanzenanbahnungsfrüherkennung, meine Kernkompetenz!

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zufallsshirt You need nonsense in your soul to give birth to a waste of time.

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wanikenobi Auf dem etwas spannenden T-Shirt von Papa steht Hawaii 74 Surf Camp. Richtig müsste es heißen, Hildesheim 74 Lehre zum Schlosser. Naja, vielleicht haben die Leute auf Hawaii diese T-Shirts.

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christianbangel Bin ich taub? Ich höre die Wut der deutschen Medien und Fans über das Anbiedern an einen Autokraten nicht.
pic.twitter.com/xFq1pU1HS9

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tarkan_bagci „Flug-zeug“ „Schlag-zeug“ „Feuer-zeug“ „Spiel-zeug“ irgendwann hatte die Deutsche Sprache auch einfach keinen Bock mehr Dinge zu bennen, oder?

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Myrkvid Laut Herodot hatten die Babylonier keine Ärzte. Wer karnk war wurde auf den Markt gelegt und jeder der vorbeikam und schon mal eine ähnliche Erkrankung hatte sollte sagen wie er sie losgeworden war...hmm klingt nach ner Frühform des Internets

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labenzticker Tannenriegel, der: Eine der drei Schrauben, die man beim gemeinen Christbaumständer anziehen
muss, um den Weihnachtsbaum zu arretieren. Meist werden ein oder zwei
Tannenriegel zu stark angezogen, sodass der Baum eine Neigung von ca. 10°
aufweist. labenz.texttheater.net/Tannenriegel

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azimuten GRANT WRITING (for newbies) THREAD
Sitting in a grant application writing session and just been told we are going to learn to make "the white sauce" of grant proposals; a 2-3 page simple set-up that can be used in all manner of proposals 👌👨‍🍳

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Wir müssen produktiv mit Flucht umgehen. Hier steht, wie wir damit anfangen. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

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zeitonline "Wie es in der Redaktion war? Sie kennen Meryl Streep in "Der Teufel trägt Prada"? So war Angelica . Nur, man verzeihe mir das, Angelica Blechschmidt war sexier." zeit.de/2018/28/angeli…

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Wort des Tages: Verschwisterungsoperation

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social venture capital

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ojahnn Working on my draft one task at a time pic.twitter.com/dORRvD8nsd

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EnglishGibson “…konnte auf viele Unterstützer [innerhalb eines Personenkreises] zurückgreifen”

is not so much:

“…was able to draw on the support of many of [the members of a social circle]

but rather:

“…had the support of many of [the members of a social circle]”.

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EnglishGibson German often likes to phrase things using modal verb + main verb, tempting the translator to follow suit. But beware! What German means when it says:

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frachtschaden why i really like that paper titles in biology are always formulated as statements pic.twitter.com/BLs9zazhUA

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Keinen Bock auf Hölle? Sünden jetzt einfach wegbeichten in einer Kirche in deiner Nähe

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ojahnn Every morning I read my current paper draft and think, wow, when did I do all this interesting research? Guess it all feels like fiddling around with data until you write it down, and then it suddenly looks like actual progress.

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mayhplumb Yeah sure I started grad school and resubmitted a journal article but my proudest accomplishment of 2017 is this embroidered English vowel chart pic.twitter.com/d78m8KADHm

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C_W_M_O würde gern ein paar tweets löschen aber geht nicht weil sind eure

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skeptikantin “What's the name of the station? In LED font, please.“ pic.twitter.com/3jSn8CqmTb

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cluedont If anyone needs a taxidermied badger that's been turned into a theremin, I saw this one for sale on Facebook earlier. pic.twitter.com/YKJG1LtI69

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Kompromissvorschlag: Wir stellen die Uhren weiterhin im Herbst zurück, aber im Frühling nicht mehr vor.

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perseveresther snail on a spring go boing boing boing

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perseveresther etwas glaubwürdigeres ist noch nie passiert

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@ojahnn Wem passiert denn so was 🤔🤔🤔

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OliverBWeber Sehr lesenswerter Artikel: buff.ly/2z9k7qf

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Immer den Sonnenschutz zu Hause vergessen und unterwegs welchen kaufen müssen? Ich? Ach was. pic.twitter.com/6QEqbTyvTj

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DLR_Verkehr Dank und bewegt sich aktuell viel im (Rad-)Verkehr. Wir möchten deshalb wissen, wonach Ihr entscheidet, welche Route Ihr beim Radeln nehmt. Die Ergebnisse werden für Empfehlungen zum Ausbau der Radinfrastruktur genutzt. app.lamapoll.de/bike/ pic.twitter.com/WpBXzL1N3D

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Senficon Great success: Your protests have worked! The European Parliament has sent the copyright law back to the drawing board. All MEPs will get to vote on and the September 10–13. Now let's keep up the pressure to make sure we ! pic.twitter.com/VwqAgH0Xs5

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michael_nielsen Historically, a brilliant thing about academia was that it turned powerful ideas into public goods, by incentivizing scientists to publish research papers.

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michael_nielsen More generally, it’s plausible that most powerful ideas are best expressed in executable form.

And so unless academic journals (or their replacements in the political economy of science) become executable, more and more of the best ideas will come from outside academia

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michael_nielsen Now, many powerful ideas are better expressed as systems, prototypes, and protocols (http, tcp/ip, BTC, mother of all demos, Dynabook etc). But academia hasn't caught up, so much of that work is coming from outside academia.

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tallinzen Cool work showing that LSTMs latch onto spurious statistical patterns (first noun of sentence tends to be the subject) that syntactic LM ignore. Also, controlling for confounds in corpus data is hard. pic.twitter.com/efCWKbmAzr

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SquamataOut Finally found a workplace semi-appropriate way of letting people know when it may not be safe to chat pic.twitter.com/RtHqV32n2q

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GabrielBerlin Übermäßige Freude über dreidimensionale Fliese pic.twitter.com/ocwUnZ5fZM

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presseschauer Ist Ihnen eigentlich klar, dass Twitter diesen Tweet nach Ihrem Willen künftig unterbinden muss, da Sie nicht die Rechte an diesem Inhalt haben und Twitter diese Rechte nicht geklärt hat! twitter.com/HelgaTruepel/s…

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hllizi Death of the author twitter.com/KatzOnEarth/st…

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KatzOnEarth Just fyi, it was obvious in 1776 that there was something ridiculous about people who enslaved thousands of other people on the basis of their skin color declaring that "all men are created equal." It didn't take years for people to figure it out. It took like thirty seconds.

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ojahnn NACHSATZ

ahabs wal schmatzt
ahab: satt, wal?

ahab hat hass
ahab macht krach

ahabs gang hat schlag
ahab: mann mann mann

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ojahnn das wars

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buzzaldrinsblog es ist schon echt VOLL nachvollziehbar, dass einem hier als erstes Scarlett Johansson einfällt, um diese Rolle zu besetzen 🙃 pic.twitter.com/6PKptu3XsL

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Grumpfdalm Gibt's eigentlich schon introvertierte-wg-gesucht.de und wenn nein, was soll das?

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kathrinpassig @ojahnn esthers ende

esthers vers fetzt
esther: mehr vers mehr
esthers vers endet
esther: weh!

esther geht weg
esther geht her
esther denkt
esther: vers vers
esther entbehrt

esther bemerkt ersten ekel
esther: weg vers weg
esthers vers verheert esther
verzehrt esther
esthers ende

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ojahnn ahabs wal salzt nach

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ojahnn ahab plantscht
wal: naaa :)
ahab hat arg angst

wal: mjam mjam :) :)

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esthers ren

esthers ren pennt
esther: renn ren renn
esthers ren rennt weg
esther: hehe

esther klettert
esther redet
esther denkt
esther: ren ren
esther sehnt

esthers ren versteht
esther: her ren her
esthers ren rennt her
esthers ren flennt
esther: herrje

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ojahnn ahabs wal mag ahab
ahab: ach was

ahabs wal hat ahab fast
wal: haps haps

ahab rast

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ojahnn ahabs wal schnappt
ahabs wal hapst
ahab: lass das
ahabs wal hat ahab

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ojahnn ahabs wal isst fuß
ahab: aaaarrrrghhh

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ojahnn ahabs wal

ahabs wal kaut
ahab: fort wal fort
ahabs wal schwimmt fort
ahab: aha

ahab holt koks
ahab holt obst
ahab horcht
ahab: wal wal
ahab hofft

ahabs wal klopft
ahab: komm wal komm
ahabs wal kommt
ahabs wal kotzt
ahab: ogottogott

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zeitonline "Zu viel Zurückhaltung ist ein Fehler" – der Künstler Wolfgang Tillmans möchte, dass sich die liberalen Kräfte in Europa endlich dezidiert hinter die stellen. Gemeinsam mit Rem Koolhaas und Stephan Petermann startete er eine Pro-EU-Kampagne. zeit.to/2MMqthd

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squidlarkin this quote makes the rounds every once in a while but it really is such an important thing to understand about poverty. if you've never been poor, you need to understand that EVERYTHING works like this. a slow trickle of money will never get you out of that hole. pic.twitter.com/7UDwCusiqt

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ojahnn @evanmiltenburg Have you considered changing your profession so you don't have to correct the dictation error??

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Foone It's tempting to think of your eyes and visual system as a camera just dumping a video feed into your conscious brain but that's so very, very not the case. What you think you see and what your eyes can actually see are two exceptionally different things.

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Foone that's because your freaking visual system just lied to you about HOW LONG TIME IS in order to cover up the physical limitations of those chemical camera orbs you have on the front of your face.

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Foone you can see this effect happen if you watch an analog clock with a second hand.
Look away (with just your eyes, not your head), then look back to the second hand.
It'll seem like it takes longer than a second to move, then resumes moving as normal.

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mlle_krawall „Es waren schließlich nicht Pegida und die AfD selbst, die die ethischen Maßstäbe an die Politik in den letzten drei Jahren dramatisch nach rechts verschoben haben. Es waren ihre Nachahmer im demokratischen Spektrum.“ zeit.de/politik/deutsc…

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ATBrokenNews China pumpt Milliarden in Scharfe Kritik

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Erdnussbuttergallertzeit

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kathrinpassig Beste und ausführlichste Erklärung der Urheberrechtsreform-Probleme, die ich bisher gesehen habe. twitter.com/Raymond_de/sta…

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“the Japanese government has finally decided the schedule of the abdication of the current emperor (…) we request your kind consideration in reserving the code point for square Japanese new era name (…) in BMP same as existing era names” unicode.org/L2/L2017/17429…

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jorges Tatsächlich überraschend. Ernstgemeinte Frage: Wo genau hat sich hier NICHT durchgesetzt? twitter.com/robinalexander…

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Caroline_Bartma OMG JUST LIKE MY PHD THESIS twitter.com/brianstelter/s…

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DanielaKayB Das ist mit das Weiseste, was ich über die CSU-Farce bisher gelesen habe...

rbb24.de/politik/beitra… pic.twitter.com/g8ynmFoya2

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SociolingM 3yro just uttered her first quotative like. I’m so proud.

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@ojahnn When I was about 16 I used to read Max Goldt, David Sedaris, Hans Scheibner, Stenkelfeld to friends for entertainment. Sometimes just to 2-3 friends, sometimes to a larger group on drama group trips.

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squidslippers when i was 12 i read lingerie like it's spelled and everyone started laughing and they were like "haha LINGERIE? it's *lauwnzhoureigh" and i was like ?? how am i the idiot in this situation? sorry i actually know how to read. sorry i don't just make up sounds when i see letters.

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lopp 6) The “invisible hand” guiding human consensus can’t be defined / predicted / understood; it simply is what it is. twitter.com/lopp/status/74…

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der_handwerk „Ich lasse mir doch nichts von einer Mutter vorschreiben, die nur wegen mir Mutter ist.“

Die Neunjährige hat ab sofort Spiegel-Online-Verbot.

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Joe_Pater Big news: the Society for Computation in Linguistics will meet in both New York City and Paris Jan. 3-6 2019! Hopefully having two sites will increase access, and decrease air travel.

Submissions are now open, and close on August 1.

blogs.umass.edu/scil/scil-2019…

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pfadintegral Man sollte nicht unerwähnt lassen dass einer der Existenzbedingungen der Unionskrise die Gewissheit aller Beteiligten ist, dass die SPD eh jeden Mist mitmacht.

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Uptgyal This is the cutest shit ever. pic.twitter.com/ZgdmQgKW1p

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Word of the day: (to) undisabolish

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antske Postdoc position: Open Dutch FrameNet!

Do you know any Dutch-speaking computational linguists who'd like to spend 4 years in Amsterdam working with us at @CLTLVU, in our joint project with Johan Bos, Malvina Nissim & @tommaso_caselli?

Please forward! twitter.com/PiekVossen/sta…

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berndulrich Wenn zurücktritt und die in der Koalition bleibt, dann möchte ich die Begrünung dafür von u bitte 1. in Zeitlupe 2. als Klingelton und 3. in Öl

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JusticeBlaine I'm on the Sarah Sanders diet.

I just tell people I'm in shape, regardless of the facts.

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yoursck Ich feiere den Phoenix-Beleuchter. Den Schatten unter der Nase hatte sie das ganze Interview über. pic.twitter.com/4pzu5M2rsH

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annalist Mit Flucht ist es wie mit Abtreibungen. Man kann sie verbieten, aber das führt nicht dazu, dass sie nicht stattfinden.
Stattdessen gibt es mehr Tote.

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sixtus Ich leg Euch das hier mal als Standard-Antwort für all die dumpfen "Habt Ihr keine anderen Probleme"-Tweets ab. Bitteschön! pic.twitter.com/U5nJZOVgYn

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"A Quiet Place": Gute Ideen am Anfang, starke Sogwirkung. Am Ende leider sehr konventionell, einfallslos.

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zeitonline Eine komplementäre Gemeinschaft aus Mensch und Maschine ist kein Schreckensszenario, sondern eine lebenswerte Zukunftsvorstellung. Wir sollten sie für möglich halten und damit auch möglich machen, fordern @ThBeschorner und @mmeckel. zeit.de/2018/27/kuenst…

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reinboth Wie die meisten -ler hoffe ich auf die Vernunft. Sollte dies scheitern:

a) Fraktionsgem. auflösen, -Minister abberufen.
b) Mit & Grünen regieren.
c) Zur LTW antreten, CSU um 50% stutzen.
d) CSU und um ihre 15% Potential im Bund kämpfen lassen. Rechtsdruck weg.

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beimwort Ich möchte die Diskussion um den Titel von @DerSPIEGEL und diese Erklärung zum Anlass nehmen, etwas loszuwerden. Im Journalismus gibt es die Idee des „Zuspitzens“. Ich halte sie für schädlich. Ich will erklären wieso. Und ich will eine Alternative vorschlagen. THREAD... /1 twitter.com/DerSPIEGEL/sta…

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beimwort Ich glaube, wir würden uns und dem Publikum einen großen Gefallen tun, wenn wir uns von der Idee des „Zuspitzens“ verabschieden würden. Muten wir dem Publikum nicht zu, zu erraten, was wir wirklich meinen. Sagen wir es – möglichst präzise. /18

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transphilosophr I just published “What Is Girldick?” medium.com/p/what-is-girl…

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`--halt now,fail=1` gives fail-fast behavior.

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`--max-args 1` starts a separate process for each input line, this is faster if the individual tasks are quite heavy.

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`--keep-order` makes sure the output is in the same order as if processing serially.

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GNU Parallel command as drop-in replacement for scripts that process each STDIN line in isolation, optimized for minimum surprise:
$ cat input.txt | script > output.txt
becomes
$ cat input.txt | parallel --gnu --pipe --max-args 1 --keep-order --halt now,fail=1 script > output.txt

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zeitonline Nicht alle, die weinen, sind Opfer. @asallime über die Unschärfen des Opferdiskurses zeit.de/kultur/2018-06…

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AniketSMK The best thing about your 30's is understanding who you are well enough to set and enforce your boundaries without giving a crap.
The earlier you do this, the happier you will be!

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ojahnn Lil Giving People Space To Figure A Thing Out When You Yourself Already Know How The Thing Works twitter.com/rapnamebot/sta…

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baggagement (noun) the complicated logistics of choosing the right bag for each trip and making sure all required items are in it and not some other bag

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Afelia Ich vertraue Kindern nicht. Sie sind hier, um uns zu ersetzen.

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I really dislike most contemporary bathroom cabinet designs. So I'm glad I found this oldschool specimen on Facebook Marketplace. <3 Went to the trouble of renting a car and driving to HÜRTH to make it mine! pic.twitter.com/Z96tT2T95i

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karpathy most common neural net mistakes: 1) you didn't try to overfit a single batch first. 2) you forgot to toggle train/eval mode for the net. 3) you forgot to .zero_grad() (in pytorch) before .backward(). 4) you passed softmaxed outputs to a loss that expects raw logits. ; others? :)

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genophoria 8/n. This universal nightmare binds us all. It is too late for my generation... we hollowed out our relationships and drastically reshaped our lives for a higher calling. I have personally achieved the goals set by younger self, but there r days that I wonder if it was worth it.

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