Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 2016

Heute habe ich mehrere Regenbögen, Alpakas und Störche gesehen.

via Twitter for Android

_web11_ Tijmen Schep asking why privacy is becoming a luxury item. pic.twitter.com/rX2lrpGCfQ

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:17 PM, Sep 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater @frachtschaden "Willst du die Gerda noch sprechen? Ich geb dich kurz der Gerda." *Handgelenkdrehung*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:39 PM, Sep 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CryptoDC 7 rules to consider for working safe with the internet (also -of things). By Hackerone Dirk Zittersteyn @_web11_ pic.twitter.com/VZr5mneqwD

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Sep 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@frachtschaden "Willst du die Gerda noch sprechen? Ich geb dich kurz der Gerda." *Handgelenkdrehung*

via Twitter for Android in reply to frachtschaden

"Like most German politicians today, Petry observes the national moratorium on charisma" newyorker.com/magazine/2016/… via @NewYorker

via Twitter for Android

GrumpyMerkel Verstehe nicht, was manche Leute mit nem ganzen Kasten Oettinger wollen. Mir reicht schon die eine Flasche in Brüssel.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Sep 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @spinfocl @skeptikantin Ich kenn Rüttelbretter zum Zerkleinern gefrorener Leichen (als Alternative zum Verbrennen).

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

labenzticker Amphop, der: Bewegungsart eines Kleinwagens bei voll aufgedrehtem 800W-Subwoofer. labenz.texttheater.net/Amphop

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Sep 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Twitter! Weiß man, was das ist? Es hat einen Stromanschluss und einen Kippschalter mit 0 und 1. pic.twitter.com/hXV8j62s91

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:15 PM, Sep 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Oder halt beim Schlafen eine Datenbrille tragen "Notiz an mich selbst – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

via Twitter for Android

zhavorsa LELO just released a condom that DOESN'T SHOW WHEN IT GETS A HOLE.
loraxofsex.com/2016/09/pox-bo…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Sep 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Im Ernstfall wird die Wand ein einsatzfahrzeugförmiges Loch bekommen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:04 PM, Sep 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Ein verallgemeinerbares Prinzip! Z.B. bei Mord sollte das Verscharren der Leiche zu sofortigem Freispruch führen.
twitter.com/tomschneider_t…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Sep 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

_armarius_ *fährt den Dom hoch* pic.twitter.com/uKS9QXFxvs

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Sep 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

BILDblog Political Correctness nervt? Die Berichte über Gerwald Claus-Brunner zeigen, dass sie bereits einiges bewirkt hat: bildblog.de/82323/der-lang…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Sep 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Die Kohlenstoffwelt ist für uns alle Neuland. Aber dank Google Maps können wir uns in ihr zurechtfinden.

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn I thoroughly enjoy the company of people who make me feel more intelligent not by contrast, but by complement <3 It's a great week for that.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:36 PM, Sep 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Bot_in_World It's exhausting being a tolerable guy in a world incapable of being put up with.

via bot_in_world (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Sep 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi Finde es heraus - @SPIEGELONLINE z.B. hat das doch gerade eingeführt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

Ich bin in dem Alter, wo die ersten Freunde sich scheiden lassen.

via Twitter for Android

kateleth Goth teens, I know Harley and Joker are the hot right now, but please consider a healthier optio… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alqaeda Uh-oh. @realDonaldTrump got @PutinRF_Eng & @kj_un onside but failed to pick up the coveted Taliban endorsement.

reuters.com/article/us-usa…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Very necessary & important new dataset: the LAMBADA corpus to test language modeling w/ discourse context! clic.cimec.unitn.it/lambada/

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Wenn die Gegner von Umfragen ihre Leute nicht mobilisieren können, dürfen Sie sich hinterher nicht beschweren.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:51 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Herbstheraldik pic.twitter.com/97rhfI1TxS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Dang, they really did archive the entire deep learning school on youtube. When am I going to find time for this? youtube.com/watch?v=eyovmA…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Alyama1 Wenn du einen Neonazi aufgrund Hasspostings im Netz anzeigst, dann ist die Polizei meist so freundlich, deine Adresse als Tatort anzugeben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:46 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

warren_maguire 6 yo daughter at breakfast today said "sold". 4 yo daughter, with all the confidence in the world, said "It's not 'sold', it's 'selled'".

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

UnburntWitch seek a partner that's proud of you in ways that see you as a person doing your best, not a plot device in the story they tell of themselves.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Sep 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Meaningness Looks like the whole of science may be heading for a giant reset, led by social psychologists, who are admitting their field is broken.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn präemptives Gaslighting. twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

NifMuhammad *Record Scratch*

*Freeze Frame*

Yup, that's me

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation pic.twitter.com/wGArnNx6qE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:27 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

lugosy This is how they sell music in the streets of México. reddit.com/r/pics/comment… pic.twitter.com/TvtfnCiNpg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:19 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi How about "I was against it all the time but said I was not because I am a very smart businessman and thought I cou… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Trump used the interesting noun phrase "a very against police judge", which means he used <Bx at the nominal level!… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:16 AM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CAwkward Make it safe & comfortable for people to say "no" to you. Then you can count on it when they say "yes" to you.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:20 AM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

geomblog Some words on the new paper on axioms for fairness with @kdphd and @scheidegger:
algorithmicfairness.wordpress.com/2016/09/26/on-… via @wordpressdotcom

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:19 AM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

oOtrinityOo Trump vs. Klitschko würd ich gucken.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jameshamblin These things have been popping out of people after they ride roller coasters. theatlantic.com/health/archive… pic.twitter.com/Kf33G1fWSa

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:13 AM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

harrymccracken I have no insight to add to Twitter/Disney rumor, just wanted to tweet this image. bloomberg.com/news/articles/… pic.twitter.com/zbjYq3F00G

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Sep 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Bot_in_World It's lonely being a vertical girl in a world parallel to or in the plane of the horizon or a base line.

via bot_in_world (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Bot_in_World It's difficult being an atypical girl in a world exhibiting the qualities or characteristics that identify a group or kind or category.

via bot_in_world (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Bot_in_World It's lonely being a deciduous kid in a world bearing foliage throughout the year.

via bot_in_world (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

sikorskiradek My favourite US poll is the one in which 22% of Trump _supporters_ say they believe he'll start a nuclear war.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn "In dieser Sache streiten sich weltweit Linguistikprofessoren mit Gleichstellungsbeauftragten."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:40 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Gestern hat mir jemand die Meinung "der Linguistiker" über geschlechtergerechte Sprache mangesplaint. Es war lustig und traurig zugleich.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:40 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Ist das eigentlich ein Two-Body-Problem?" - "Ja. Der Begriff lässt sich doch auf alles übertragen." - "Alles, was zwei Körper hat." - "Ja."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:39 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Setze zu Händedruck an, mein Gegenüber zu zweifachem Wangenkuss. Halte ihn erst für Umarmung, mache schließlich dreifachen draus.

via Twitter for Android

“The core problem of my entire life is the struggle between minimalism and aesthetics” observer.com/2015/02/meet-t…

via Twitter for Android

benwerd This is not what an information platform should be doing. Exactly why centralized services have a responsibility to… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Habe jetzt den orangenen, den grünen, den silbernen, den roten, den blauen und den schwarzweißen Bahnhof der Wehrhahnlinie gesehen.

via Twitter for Android

FerJohnPeterson I just said Canada's theme song instead of Canada's anthem.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Heute festgestellt: @texttheater und ich sind komplementärer als bisher angenommen. Zumindest in unseren Forschungsinteressen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Was man alles machen könnte, wenn man vorher wüsste, dass es am Veranstaltungsort funktionierendes WLAN gibt: twitter.com/techniktagebuc…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:26 PM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Die einen zürnen, die anderen schreiben schon am passenden LaTeX-Paket. twitter.com/nichtschubsen/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater @kykel Habe mich immer gefragt, ob man das überlebt. Offensichtlich schon. Gut zu wissen!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@kykel Habe mich immer gefragt, ob man das überlebt. Offensichtlich schon. Gut zu wissen!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kykel

frachtschaden Der Oberkellner im Hotel sieht aus wie Louis de Funès. Das gibt gute Bewertungen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Trains delayed due to:
- Wrong kind of sun
- Ominous cloud
- Slightly damp leaf
- Chilly track
- Suspicious gravel
- Sarcastic swan

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jonnysun OBAMA: listen leo there are very specific reasons why u cant play me in a bio pic
LEO: [alredy studying his body la… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:43 AM, Sep 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Boah, ich habe gestern aus Versehen den 28.9. als "diesen Mittwoch" bezeichnet. Fehlt nur noch, dass ich anfange, in Gallonen zu rechnen.

via Twitter for Android

"Grüß Sie Gott, Frau Spinnweb!"

via Twitter for Android

skeptikantin Untersuche nicht-flektierende V-(and)-V-Konstruktionen und vermelde, dass der Titel gefunden ist: “Be sure & wear flowers in your hair!”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

RobertVinluan I made a new bot this weekend! Cheap Bots Done Quick + SVG = lots of pics of birds on wires: @__birds__ pic.twitter.com/giA6DDWlNt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Mein heutiger Wikipedia-Trip: Liste bekannter Treppen -> Liste spezieller Treppen -> Pferdetreppe -> Treppe -> Sambatreppe -> Scalalogie

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

jgarzik So very guilty of this. pic.twitter.com/NFXo4u9VyP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed ... Meiner Meinung nach sind Friede, Freude, und Eierkuchen eigentlich gegenseitige Voraussetzungen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Ich verstehe nicht, warum die Deutschen sprechen, als ob es unrealistisch ist, Friede, Freude, und Eierkuchen gleichzeitig zu haben.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Sep 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

joss i don't trust Hillary i say LOCK HER UP in a room with NO CORNERS, a sort of oval room, then HARD LABOR running things for YEARS, maybe 8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Sep 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Vielen Dank! Wir sind gerade schon fleißig dabei. ^^

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

Wir harren deiner *harr harr harr*

via Twitter for Android

"Hört mal, ihr seid wohl vom Mazdaclub Rhein-Main e.V. umparkt!"

via Twitter for Android

moby_dickhead old man yells at cloud pic.twitter.com/qSqopvzZgK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:17 AM, Sep 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

meltomene Successfully refactored all my "train.py" scripts pic.twitter.com/sP6QapK6Ms

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:00 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

*sagt Überlastung und Zusammenbruch des ICE-WLANs voraus, sobald es sich herumgesprochen hat* twitter.com/mittedeathsqua…

via Twitter Web Client

omojumiller Woke up realizing non-compliance with law enforcement shouldn't automatically result in death. We've normalized killing in this country.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

mr_steinhaeuser Weil es ein bisschen untergeht: Es waren Muslime, die einen Anschlag in verhindert haben. twitter.com/ardmoma/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:04 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Von der Kunst, aus Vorgaben Vorhaben zu machen

via Twitter Web Client

snailracingg Snail race! (rt)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:34 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge More evidence we should abandon student evaluations of teaching in higher ed. Biased & don't correlate w/ learning. insidehighered.com/news/2016/09/2…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

HannahBeitzer Und alle @DIEZEIT -Leser so: "Oh." (Aus dem Schwerpunkt zum Thema "Gerechtigkeit") pic.twitter.com/mPsnFNHz5Y

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

2016, the year I finally discovered the hair styling product and dosage to turn every day into a good hair day.

via Twitter for Android

Filling system for paper mail: 2 magazine files, 1 as archive for important stuff, 1 as ring buffer for other stuff.

via Twitter for Android

sarahjeong hmmm yes the problem is anonymous trolling pic.twitter.com/rR4djffSsh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nilsreiter My academic 2016. pic.twitter.com/RvCRlmUCLM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Psychiater Kröber: Dämpfer billigend in Kauf genommen

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Sep 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DÖNER FOR DINNER, die lang erwartete Berlin-Romcom mit Josefine Preuß, Miguel Garcia Hernandez und Karim Düzgün Günes.

via Twitter for Android

zeynep I'm a study in social construction of race. Attacked as: a Jew, Muslim, white American (CIA agent), Turk (not white… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

INTJ: [tells joke]
ENFP: [laughs really hard]
INTJ: [thinking] Are they laughing about the joke or about the dorkiness of the joke?

via Twitter for Android

@sipgate Ich fand die automatischen Transkriptionen von Sprachnachrichten per E-Mail praktisch. Kann man das wieder einschalten?

via Twitter for Android

_web11_ Stoked about this year's design! Thx sponsors!
@wearespindle @gem_groningen @NVNOM @gw20e @peperzaken @daisycontwitter.com/i/web/status/7…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra I try to get my homework in early pic.twitter.com/m4vGhclYec

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

wellendonner How is that a benefit?? @signavio pic.twitter.com/mZG707xUgT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Hetzwege, die (Pl.): Ständig gleiche „Argumentations“-Muster bei „Debatten“ im Internet. labenz.texttheater.net/Hetzwege

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:12 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GideonJozua "exfoliation" sounds like something from Harry Potter. *points wand and shouts "EXFOLIATE!"*

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden "Es ist ein Programm, das dem der Club of Rome die Feindschaft aller denkbaren politischen Parteien sichert."
tagesanzeiger.ch/wirtschaft/sta…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:10 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

expIorationteam Never understood why acts at fesitvals shout ' are you ready' aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden @frachtschaden Ich weiß nicht, in was für einer Welt dieses Ding lebt, aber ich möchte da auch hin. pic.twitter.com/SnhEnIS8nZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:38 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden @frachtschaden ES WILL MICH WOHL VERHÖHNEN pic.twitter.com/smSSaZfnpn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:38 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Erste Erfolge mit Siri auf dem Mac. pic.twitter.com/KOaYbOQlAG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:38 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

AliCologne Luxemburg macht Schluss mit Religionsunterricht - Trennung von Staat und Religion saarbruecker-zeitung.de/6254845 via @szaktuell

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:38 AM, Sep 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ethicistforhire New favorite footnote... pic.twitter.com/I95avRl7et

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

studentactivism It was a really crowded primary. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:32 PM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

If it exists, someone has made a remix of it.

via Twitter for Android

zeitonline_dig Wenn wie Malware wirkt: Nach Update akzeptieren einige -Drucker plötzlich keine Billig-Tintenpatronen mehr. zeit.de/digital/intern…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Eventuell sieht die StVO das anders, aber in meiner Gerümpelkiste lag die perfekte Klingel. pic.twitter.com/COCdtKmXSc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:10 PM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl "The [] architect’s experience a key element of success." twitter.com/multilingualma…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lambo Endlich! Alle vom @BMBF_Bund geförderten Projekte müssen ihre Forschungsergebnisse ab jetzt publizieren bildungsklick.de//hochschule-un…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

lalpra Galaxy Note 7 Unboxing pic.twitter.com/FM8gZmqpBK

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Die Rolltreppe leitet vom begangenen Grund zur ersten Vertiefung.

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden Vielleicht weil da Neuronen drauf sind? Kann das vielleicht sein? twitter.com/rabensalat/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:14 AM, Sep 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Delicious tomatoes! Mouth-watering fish! Tolerable approximations to German bread!

via Twitter for Android

jttiehen Terrorist plot foiled by Coen brothers plot device. twitter.com/atabarrok/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Sep 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

patio11 You say "identity theft", I say "a strangely socially acceptable discourse by which financial institutions shift fraud risk to consumers."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Sep 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

abnor_malik My life seems pretty well balanced: I either worry when I'll get my next gig or panic about how to juggle all the gigs I have.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:03 AM, Sep 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Elquee Umfrage: Wer ist schuld am Niedergang der ?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Sep 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

iyad_elbaghdadi Want to learn Arabic? These Syrian refugees will teach you via Skype bit.ly/21Q3Vwr via @dailydot

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:58 AM, Sep 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Bei der Geburt getrennt: WMF-1-Padhalter und Bierschaum im Ikea-Glas. pic.twitter.com/g8Aier4efL

via Twitter for Android

asayeed @texttheater it's just language after all. It's not like there's a science or anything.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Enterprise S01E01: "An empire of warriors - with eighty poly-guttural dialects constructed on an adaptive syntax." Worse than technobabble.

via Twitter Web Client

hllizi Benjamin Blümchen als Scharfrichter

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ARTEde *dass 😏 twitter.com/rtlde/status/7…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hurdur, die germanische Göttin des Derpens

via Twitter for Android

zeitweise Jetzt ist es passiert: Habe mein iPhone zum Laden an die Kopfhörer angeschlossen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Fischblog Mein nächster Rollenspielcharakter.
Rasse: Mensch
Klasse: Barbar
Spezialisierung: Sozialpädagogik
Name: pic.twitter.com/BhjNw69Hxw

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:33 AM, Sep 18th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

I vowed to do absolutely nothing today. Now the question is what counts as "something".

via Twitter for Android

s/\bein(e[mnrs]?)?\b/1/g

via Twitter for Android

Konservatives Feuilleton Man versteht mal wieder etwas nicht und erklärt es deswegen gleich mal seinen Lesern zeit.de/2016/39/univer…

via Twitter for Android

Lotterleben Also hier, : Falls ihr jemand auf dem 🚲 hier seht: Bitte mit Schmackes runterholen. xoxo pic.twitter.com/rIFbrJ6Fn1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:37 PM, Sep 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Ich hätte gerne eine Maschinengewehrattrape, die Geräusch und Mündungsfeuer realistisch simuliert, für Leute, die draußen rumschreien.

via Twitter for Android

labenzticker Mantwillaten, die (Pl.): Dinge, die man nicht tut, weil man sie tun will, sondern weil man die Art von Mensch sein … labenz.texttheater.net/Mantwillaten

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Sep 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

imajsaclaimant Michael Young, who coined the phrase 'meritocracy' said it is a recipe for disaster pic.twitter.com/qxsA9vDGwo

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:50 AM, Sep 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Leider geil übersetzt: "Obwohl es gibt die Leute des Zweiten Verfassungszusatzes, vielleicht gibt es da doch etwas." zeit.de/politik/auslan…

via Twitter for Android

Belastungenttauchung kostet Werknehmer gemittelt €200 per Jahr.

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden Es gibt Stimmen, die sind einfach zum Nachäffen erfunden.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 PM, Sep 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

vruba Foreign candy always seems like the output of a slightly undertrained neural net. pic.twitter.com/n7cQFlvLOk

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reinboth SlideShare sperrt von mir gehaltene Vorlesung wg. -Beschwerde, kann mir aber wg. nicht sagen, wo das Problem liegt...

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mallamallama Awesome! @Apple added another sweet accessory! Airpods with concealable subwoofer! pic.twitter.com/WhPaa01crD

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in einem "größeren Kontext des Einsatzes für eine bessere, gerechtere Gesellschafts- und Wirtschaftsordnung" antjeschrupp.de/bge-buch-einle…

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jennschiffer you say a function is deprecated, I say it's ~*vintage*~

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durst Gibts in Berlin nen Färmseturm oder so ähnlich? Nahe bei Axel (?) soll der sein?!

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Lotterleben *obligatorischer regelmäßiger Nörgeltweet dass ich mein iPhone so satt hab aber anständige vanilla Androidphones mit 4" Bildschirm fehlen*

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TIL: Perugia, Aix und Tübingen sind paarweise verpartnert.

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BrandyLJensen WikiLeaks is the internet's deeply embarrassing ex-boyfriend pic.twitter.com/n0knDutCmS

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ACLU UPDATE: Chelsea Manning ends hunger strike after govt agrees to move fwd w/recommended gender affirming treatment. aclu.org/news/chelsea-m…

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38% done with Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson: "So he backs into the room and steps in... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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"When I grew up, those things weren't called racist." In the 1930s/40s?! Bet they weren't. esquire.com/entertainment/… via @esquire

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Der DotFix wurde doch schon durch das Selbstretweetenkönnen obsolet. twitter.com/plomlompom/sta…

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Club of Rome fordert weniger Wirtschaftswachstum. THANK YOU. zeit.de/gesellschaft/z… via @zeitonline

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wkerslake There are twelve black dots at the intersections in this image. Your brain won’t let you see them all at once. pic.twitter.com/ig6P980LOT

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SPIEGELCaptions Serientäter Mehmet: Unvorhergesehenes negatives Ereignis

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Bolanja From now on my favourite phone: The quadrilabial click! :-*

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ojahnn Ein Brief aus Physik! pic.twitter.com/2SLYRyMPsi

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"I am not wordy of you, my beloved!"

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chouxsie Quantensprung, aber als Risiko bei Beckenendlage.

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wortwicht Sensodyne, aber als Gottheit der Zahngesundheit

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_komakelle_ Flaubert, aber als deutscher Vorname

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Eilenbrat Bin im Urlaub, höre feinen Live-Jazz in der Sonne und tweete aber-als-Tweets.

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"Der findet Motzen so geil, der kriegt einen regelrechten Stänkerständer!"

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fredericmarx “Git is magic with trees. That basically makes us elves.” 🌳✨
@thealphanerd

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Kim Jong-un, aber als K-Pop-Star.

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durst Yologhurt mit freidrehender Milchsäure.

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Miles_Brundage "Stealing Machine Learning Models via Prediction APIs," Tramèr et al.: arxiv.org/abs/1609.02943

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Self-forgiving heresy

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Interesting new (?) task. A similar program was described in Douglas Adams' first Dirk Gently book. twitter.com/SMBCComics/sta…

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ojahnn Gegenwesen: "Ein Baby ist nicht sonderlich schlau. Aber durch Lernen lernt es. ... Moment. Das kann man wegkürzen, oder?"

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Queen_Europe An empty barrel never leaks twitter.com/mattholehouse/…

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AnnikaWinckel Welch charmant gelöster Rechtschreibfehler! 🐙❤️ pic.twitter.com/IXZviVKHCA

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Besonders durchschaubar wirken Werbeeuphemismen, wenn sie in Gegensatzpaaren auftreten. pic.twitter.com/1VFmJo0XF1

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mspro was, wenn all die klugen twitterer, die sich über den verlust des headphonejacks beklagen, ein iphone designten? pic.twitter.com/Hqfe4mItyu

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hllizi Say what you want about the argument "I need pot to be illegal so I can make money", at least it's comprehensible. twitter.com/AliceDreger/st…

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@tiger_food Das Zitat ist doch von Kowalewski, nicht Weisband...?

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GideonJozua The 8 million Americans abroad could stop Trump. This tool can make sure they all vote! Share and RT
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ENFP: Can you choose a nail polish for me? You can't pick red, pink, yellow or mint.
(later)
ENFP: You have an obsession with blue.

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“the bizarre practice of listing three names on the first citation and using "et al." thereafter” sites.stat.psu.edu/~surajit/prese…

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asayeed While I disagree w the details, @ root true: society only successful when run to give the unproductive good life twitter.com/TelegraphNews/…

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twig2noise I just replied to a review request for a linguistics journal. No , no reviews, it's that simple. pic.twitter.com/CjvOf6RISM

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labenzticker bad aibling: (engl.) Eine philosophisch wichtige Alternative zu der allgegenwärtigen Formel bad luck, der bad aibli… labenz.texttheater.net/bad%20aibling

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City_Banker They'll become Foreign Secretary, apparently. twitter.com/telegraphnews/…

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Lotterleben TIL: the 1st report of a dissection of the Clitoris was published in 1998. WHAT? gimletmedia.com/episode/6-the-…

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durst Wie E-Zigaretten-Raucher sich sehen: Gandalf.
Wie sie wirklich aussehen: Letztes noch existierendes Mitglied der Piratenpartei.

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durst Meine Unförmigkeit und die kleinen Macken rühren daher, dass meine Eltern mich damals vom Bio-Kindergärtner geholt haben.

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durst "Diesem geilen Operetterl fehlt jetz eigentlich nurmehr ein fesches Autotune-Stimmerl!"
– Wolfgang A. Mozart

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abnor_malik There is a new for ELUSIVE CIRCUS! Link in my description! Created by @tamzenmoulding and me
pic.twitter.com/V8WUWvxrgG

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durst reicht dem Affen argentinischen Kandis für seinen Earl Grey.

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durst Die Vögel gönnen sich wieder ne Akkuladung auf der Hochspannungsleitung.

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durst Schlagt mal 'nen Tweet vor, den ich bringen könnte!

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amyquispe Yes I am going to a company retreat at the exact same place I went with Google three years ago. It's called A/B testing.

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amyquispe the people i've discussed this with thing this is due to drug education, "breaking bad," and gentrification.

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amyquispe are street names for drugs dying? i hear people talk about ketamine all the time, but no one knows what special k is. pcp, not angel dust.

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peterbreuer „Hier schließe ich mal mein Rad an, das scheint eine sichere Ecke zu sein." pic.twitter.com/fNakxVKHCJ

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Sollten wir testen, ob meine Faust der Lebenswirklichkeit von Seehofers Nase entspricht? spon.de/aePoK

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durst Heute vor einem Jahr war der 11.09.15, ein Freitag. Dass heute Sonntag ist und ein kompletter Samstag fehlt, liegt an eurer Schlamperei!

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"Stil des Verhaltens, der das Anderssein der anderen als Normalfall voraussetzt" nzz.ch/feuilleton/zei…

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ectowombat @psygnisfive All this "Chomsky: Right or Wrong?" stuff seems to miss what a fruitful research program the generative enterprise has been.

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codinghorror The CPU in the iPhone 7 is roughly similar perf wise to Intel's top of the line Sandy Bridge Core i7-2600 in 2011.

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AlxEtz I'll be the judge of that, mate. pic.twitter.com/N0I156fqdZ

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trochee Aaaaaaugh this is such a pithy explanation of the impedance mismatch between NLP and ML people twitter.com/haldaume3/stat…

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SPIEGELCaptions Ruinen des olympischen Zeus-Tempels: Appell an die Eigenverantwortung der Versicherungen

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luisepusch “'Pankraz der Schmoller' oder Schmollende Männer einst und jetzt." Meine neue Glosse ist online. fembio.org/biographie.php…

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vaughnpinpin Please... tell me more... pic.twitter.com/YJ82sVCmkF

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jo_liss When employers review candidates blind, callbacks for women jump from 5% to 54%.

(cbsnews.com/news/when-tech…) pic.twitter.com/O0qm8eaxi5

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luzilla "en vingt ans" gelesen, nicht gerafft, dass es französisch ist und wegen eurer ich bims vong dings her-sprache mit "es fängt an" übersetzt.

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ojahnn Guck mal, Mama! Ein Industriecharme!! pic.twitter.com/SkGYNgQbmy

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ksylor I made a website to explain how to get yourself out of your git messes in plain english ohshitgit.com

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durst Not sure if Grönlandwalfischbalzgesang or Waschmaschinenschleudergang.

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Herr_Rau Dick einen auf frühneuhochdeutsch machen, aber kein langes s können. Ich liebe es. Aber schöne Ausstellung. pic.twitter.com/UNowV4jmBj

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wellendonner Never trust a test that you haven't seen fail. -.-

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peterbreuer Sollte mir etwas zustoßen – den bitte nicht. pic.twitter.com/hgpXTT4NdR

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missokistic Apparently you're not supposed to tell friends' kids their baby eyeballs will fall out and this is the Eyeball Fairy. pic.twitter.com/TueOGaiP53

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dmonbeer We hope that this year's Fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined.

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labenzticker Stücklmühle, die: Eine Kulturtechnik, die sich entwickelt, wo breiten Bevölkerungsteilen der Zugang zu akademischer… labenz.texttheater.net/St%C3%BCcklm%C…

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"Solutions, not problems" Ask The Other Director by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2016-09-… via @Dilbert_Daily

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"In-character framing of topical comments" News via Voldemort: Parody accounts in topical discussions on Twitter nms.sagepub.com/content/early/…

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Those jokes about Germans having no sense of humor? Not funny.

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JeffPowrs In case you missed the Apple Event yesterday, you will still be able to use your normal headphones with the iPhone 7 pic.twitter.com/BWXNTeI49C

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Die Aussage "Ich gehe schlafen!" ist immer abzüglich Naschen, Computerspielen, Lesen und Twitter gemeint. twitter.com/littlewisehen/…

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HereIsGina Hands down my all time favorite video now! On repeat. You're welcome. Soy Yo (Official Video) youtu.be/bxWxXncl53U via @YouTube

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SPIEGELCaptions Zweiter Senat des Bundesver fassungsgerichts: Nur die wenigsten leiden an einer Stoffwechselkrankheit

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UX pet peeve: when you can't delete an item from the associated screen, only from a list view. THAT'S BAD!

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ojahnn As always, @texttheater is at least one limbo state ahead of me in life.

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ojahnn Me, I'm in this weird limbo state between school and this weird limbo state between school and work. twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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gutelius Great to see @Airbnb taking a stand against discrimination. Read @bchesky's letter to all users today: blog.airbnb.com/fighting-discr…

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cwebber The hardest part of tech is being able to fix a problem without being overwhelmed by all the other broken shit around you.

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jamesiry It seems that by removing wires from headphones Apple has really struck a cord.

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I am currently in this weird limbo state between this weird limbo state between school and work, and work. Cf. phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1…

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texttheater Cocktail party? There's apparel for that.

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texttheater Utilization of radiant energy? There's an apparatus for that.

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texttheater Sushi? There is an appetite for that.

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A scientific problem? There’s an approach to that.

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Da will ich jetz n Kex für.

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RealGarlicHero Meanwhile in Silicon Valley. pic.twitter.com/eSCT6VqLz8

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Kopfhörer und laden gleichzeitig geht nicht → rechtzeitig laden oder verzichten → Struktur, Disziplin → die Leute mögen das

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tiger_food @texttheater Genau, und als er so richtig am fly war, dachte er sich auch noch den Fleischdesigner aus

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texttheater @tiger_food FWIW ist es genau so gewesen.

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tiger_food Hopfensmoothie (Haha! Bier!): als hätte ein pensionierter Deutschlehrer versucht, sich ein Jugendwort auszudenken.

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tiger_food "Am fly sein" kennt keiner. Ob damit "onflieg" gemeint sei? Ich glaub, ich bin zu alt für den Scheiß.

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tiger_food Jugendwort-des-Jahres-Vorschläge im Check beim Digital-native-Nachwuchs: "Interneteier, schon mal gehört?" "Nä. Was soll das sein? Cookies?"

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ojahnn "Something I'm excited about and something I guess I'm going to have to deal with as well" twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

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GabrielBerlin Mercedes-Benz nur noch Czermedeś-Bneč aussprechen. Alle drehen komplett durch, bestellen Eierharfen, stellen ihre Thermostate auf Winterzeit

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geomblog Moritz tackles a very important issue in this post: defining goals for fairness in Machine Learnin… ift.tt/2c32euw

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garstigesWeib Verschleierte, überall Verschleierte! Der ganze Bus ist voll pic.twitter.com/HjrUsvXrry

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umblaetterer Introducing ("Today in World Literature"), a calendar app of fictional events: weltliteratur.net/Introducing-TI…

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astefanowitsch Auch drei Tage nach der Wahl in MV ist @HannahBeitzer.s Analyse m.E. die beste. twitter.com/SZ/status/7727…

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34% done with Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson: "In the Jesus position is a really big ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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ojahnn Hier ist ne Leiter in der Treppe. pic.twitter.com/epeBWJp87T

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ojahnn In welcher Stadt bist du eigentlich momentan zu beobachten?

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jasongay genius idea alert: @VanMoof bikes had problem with shipping damage. So it put flat TVs on its boxes. Problem solved. pic.twitter.com/dsomNATUoY

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34% done with Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson: "He is faintly irritated that they woul... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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benjancewicz Did you ever notice that nearly every villain is trying to change the world, while every superhero is trying to preserve the status quo?

🤔

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blawlawlaw And all arguments against the serial (Oxford) comma immediately collapse: pic.twitter.com/FNzVC9KA02

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Chaosfux Chaoswugs

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ojahnn Now there are two. There are two __________ . twitter.com/Chaosfux/statu…

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ojahnn Heute: Gegenwesen kommt nach Hause, ich begrüße es aufgeregt mit "Neuerwerb!" und es antwortet besserwisserisch "NeuES Verb."

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stephenroller Me: "Sweetie, it's noon, let's wake up. I'll make coffee."
Immigrant gf: "No! Trump said he wants extreme bedding for immigrants!"

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dgmacarthur Beautifully pitched parody of so much modern artisanal small-batch science - the noise miners: medium.com/@InOurLabs/the…

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"Aber wenn halt, zefix, niemand sonst entscheidet, dann kann ich einspringen" herr-rau.de/wordpress/2016…

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hllizi @texttheater etwas bekanntkleben

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SPIEGELCaptions Gastwirt-Sohn Schicke, Grabstein: Die dringendsten Änderungen hat er schon vorbereitet

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maxphillips Twitter - does it need to make huge profits with stupid ads? pic.twitter.com/pPAmqGI1Hq

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frachtschaden Die Möglichkeiten, dieses Wort falsch auszusprechen, sind nahezu unbegrenzt. pic.twitter.com/8m6hHyJ9CV

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Maybe they just don't like the shrubbery? twitter.com/CosmossUp/stat…

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durst Ich sehe, ihr macht alle mit beim Nicht-ich-sein. Gut macht ihr das!

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hllizi Also für mich ist das mit Kotze wie mit Lava: Erst nach dem Hochkommen ist es überhaupt welche, vorher Magenmagma. twitter.com/hermione_rescu…

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MattAndersonBBC Things native English speakers know, but don't know we know: pic.twitter.com/Ex0Ui9oBSL

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texttheater Teufelskreis: Als einziges Schimpfwort "Mist" kennen, das zu sagen so albern klingt, dass es eins noch wütender macht.

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🏑 and 🗿may 💔 my ☠
but 💬 can 🔥 a 😊🏠
It's ✅
I've got emoji for you

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Why Didn't You Tell Me Sooner by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2016-09-… via @Dilbert_Daily

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ethicistforhire "Who's your favorite philosopher?"
"Define 'favorite'."
"The one you like most."
"Define 'like'."
"You could've just said Wittgenstein…"

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cushac Raymond Chandler owning all science fiction writers and casually inventing Google in a letter from 1953 pic.twitter.com/NHk5Oxy8nd

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"HOW?!!!" Tell Me What Was In The Email by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2016-09-… via @Dilbert_Daily

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labenzticker Mindszent, der: Die imaginäre Währung „einen Pfennig für deine Gedanken“ innerhalb der Euro-Zone. labenz.texttheater.net/Mindszent

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janmz Im Kapitalismus bist immer du selbst das Problem, nie der Kapitalismus. pic.twitter.com/R2OIKDaUc2

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EinfachFrau Mal ein Bote, der macht was er sagt 😂 RT @nur_mein_Herz: 😳😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pbpxkbtKzU

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durst Fledermäuse und ihr stummer Schrei nach Orientierung.

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PhilippSeifried mcmansionhell.com is fun to read, and you learn a thing about architecture... pic.twitter.com/iZfPtCtGXQ

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redpony @asayeed umdichten is the stage right before zerdichten.

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jitka i googled "triangle train" to see if there are any triangle trains and i found a triangle train pic.twitter.com/DlBoItoQcZ

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fxneumann Gebloggt: Höfliche Konter. Überlegungen zur Zivilisierung der Kommentarspalte fxneumann.de/2016/09/01/hoe… pic.twitter.com/Cnh0fr20XD

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People complaining that we're always staring at our phones: don't worry, we'll replace those with eye implants soon.

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eponvert oh, balls. @jasonbaldridge is officially no-longer an academic ONE DAY and this is what happens pic.twitter.com/mV1b0qFRPT

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Shida Bazyar über Othering und Benjamin-Blümchen-Kassetten zeit.de/freitext/2016/…

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texttheater Nach rückstandsfreier Auflösung und rückstandsfreier Erlösung zeit.de/2008/05/Tom-Cr… jetzt auch: rückstandsfreie Ablösung zeit.de/politik/deutsc…

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deliprao Advice to all DL crazed NLP people: make sure you have 1 of max margin, random forest, & NB baseline before you blog all your "deep" results

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hllizi Also known as the "divine solution" (what God would do). twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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SoVeryBritish "Oh, while I'm here..." - Translation: Everything I've said up to this point has been filler

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Oh-oh! A two-year-old's solution to the trolley problem - YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJ…

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Nachtvogel Was ist an SUV-Fahrern denn „ganz normal“? pic.twitter.com/3Lsq68SiZA

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chouxsie ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Super-kompetente Heilpraktikerin, wir hätten fast überlebt.

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elnathan_john I miss exchanging the black nod with random black people in Germany. Too many confident, comfortably-black black people in London.

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hllizi Hm, Örkelietze, Rägemorz, Wurkelömes, soll ich weiter machen? twitter.com/bangpowwww/sta…

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tzeeet A good example pic.twitter.com/YIbbUtWHV4

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bcantrill Real reason we open sourced everything: it's easier to search the internet than it was to search our internal wiki

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