Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 2015

@skeptikantin Ha, scheint geklappt zu haben, freut mich! ☺

via Twitter for Android in reply to skeptikantin

deliprao @jasonbaldridge yes, that too. Network effects coupled with homophily. TWTR is like a cocktail party where people bring their pitchforks :)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

durov Whatsapp started censoring links to Telegram in their Android app (i.e. for ~80% of the users). pic.twitter.com/qV0vBLJpi6

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

leitmedium This is why can’t have nice things: @Die_Gruenen-Stadtradt hat zu viel Druck auf den Augen von freiem WLAN. welt.de/politik/deutsc…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Gleich kommt der Bus. Dann sitze ich im Bus und denke, eben kam der Bus.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

jasonbaldridge It's anti-environment to emotionally oppose GMO food that can safely feed more w/ less impact. On GMO salmon: theness.com/neurologicablo…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:40 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Wichtigkeitsvergrößerungs-OP

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden lol, keine Ahnung.

Viele Grüße,
@frachtschaden

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Wie ist eigentlich diese Seuche "E-Mail ohne Anrede, aber mit Unterschrift" in die Welt gekommen? Entweder beides oder keins!

via Twitter Web Client

plomlompom Los, rechtfertigt euch.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

FIRE ANTS is an anagram of FINE ARTS.

via Twitter Web Client

gchrupala The fact that several fields publish papers in an archaic format like PDF doesn't help either. twitter.com/karpathy/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:24 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Der Consumer Name für das Ausprobieren von APIs mit OAuth aber sei stets KnackwurstBringAnlage.

via Twitter for Android

tallinzen Fancy sentence composition models still perform worse than a model where "man bites dog" = "dog bites man" twitter.com/mxlearn/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pinokju Ich war schon draußen, es ist wirklich sehr stürmisch. Ihr solltet euch besser diese Tischdeckenanhänger an den Rock machen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

DavidBLowry Apparently, providing students with lecture slides does not affect attendance, but it lowers exam performance sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:58 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nedwards The people who had hoverboards pegged as the worst trend of 2015 weren't expecting such a strong showing from fascism

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:57 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Ich werde auch heute nicht anschauen. Höchstens die Schatten, die er hier an die Höhlenwände wirft.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:07 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

reticuleena Sehr spannende Runde zum Prostitutions"schutz"gesetz von @digitalcourage geht zu Ende. Quintessenz: Dieses Gesetz gefährdet *alle* Frauen.

via Twidere for Android #2 (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Nov 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Linuzifer Wahrscheinlich schon. pic.twitter.com/mWrFPic6mc

via iOS (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden für nervige reisen mit vielen verspätungen gibt es ein spannendes spiel es geht so man guckt gereizt und tritt gegen sachen

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

@kytrinyx @Lotterleben @CodeNewbies Tore my hair out over a CoffeScript project recently b/c I was calling a function instead of passing it.

via Twitter for Android in reply to kytrinyx

kytrinyx Trying to explain the phrase "it's not a bug it's a feature" to a musician. Them: "Oh! It's playing it wrong and calling it jazz!"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

evanmiltenburg Just finished a script/module to save @spacy_io output as NAF XML :) github.com/evanmiltenburg…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Wateetons Sinterklaas haiku's, ik geef het je te doen

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

larsmb @Nachtvogel Kein Impressum. Abmahnung.

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 3:01 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

erdbaertorte <trollolo> oder gings um einfrieren </trollolo>

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:57 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ebeinke This definitely gave me a lot to think about in how I phrase/word certain things: "Say Thank You not Sorry" pic.twitter.com/HMP7c6Svvh

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:56 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

La_Kritz Fünfakte-Dramaturgie verschränkt mit Viersatz-Symphonie. Inspiriert von Ruhrtriennale-Konzertbesuch mit @MDuehn: annchristinemecke.wordpress.com/2015/11/29/pss…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:54 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Agent350 That's a lot of shoes!! Banned from marching Parisians sent in thousands of pairs to take part in the pic.twitter.com/jSmTbMrejo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:47 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

mojorojo Me watching Jessica Jones;
"WTF ALL CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN, THE MEN ARE EITHER BAD OR EYE CANohh. Okay. Ah. So that's what that feels like."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Armut und Krieg im Rest der Welt, nicht unser Problem, schotten wir uns ab." Good fucking luck with that.

via Twitter Web Client

Hier kann man übrigens für Flüchtlingshilfe spenden: uno-fluechtlingshilfe.de/index.php?id=2…

via Twitter Web Client

hierkommthans Für Krieg ist Geld da, für notleidende nicht: Was H. Prantl hier beschreibt, ist beschämend. sueddeutsche.de/politik/fluech…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

DanWeb2_0 Seit Monaten funkt der UN-Flüchtlingskommissar SOS; aber es hört ihn kaum einer, auch nicht in der deutschen Politik ow.ly/V84S2

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

marcelsalathe 4/7: As you walk across the room, you're leaving a cloud of DNA behind that I'll be able to sequence in real time, for cents, in 2035.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:13 AM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

aaglii Aus dem Album: "Meine ersten Fotobombing Versuche" pic.twitter.com/TzaOyAfR6S

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Nov 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"Liste der Winde und Windsysteme"

via Twitter for Android

"Hömma, du bist wohl vom warmen Föhn umweht!"

via Twitter for Android

@spinfocl Ah, und warum überhaupt automatisiert?

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

"policies sold by rich people to middle and working class white people as ways to hurt black people" medium.com/@maxberger/wel…

via Twitter for Android

dragoncarcass @ralfnausk In die Illegalität gedrängte SexarbeiterInnen erscheinen auch nicht mehr wg. Übergriffen in der Statistik. Win-Win. @sonjdol

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

guenterhack Fb heißt jetzt OKstupid

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pharoahoe "double standards dont exist" .... pic.twitter.com/sSdkr95e7E

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:35 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

neinasaservice arrive_at(Starbucks)
names.sample

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Gerade den sechsten Freiheitsgrad der Einstellungen eines Geräts im Fitnessraum entdeckt. *verzweifelt*

via Twitter for Android

the_maki @mainwasser die meisten Punkte gibt es für "korrekten Genitiv bei vollendeten Tätigkeiten von >5 Personen, von denen >50% männlich sind".

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi @texttheater beschreite den umgekehrten Weg!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

TehMillhouse Phones these days are huge, I can't reach that shit.

via Falcon Pro Material (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nadjakwapil and if "empathy" breaks your backbone. i fear. it was not empathy.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Sich die Seele zerfleischen

via Twitter for Android

TheatreRe Something must be going on! @abnor_malik and @guillaumePige are back costume shopping...! pic.twitter.com/ot5JoI9vb3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra I can't get over the creepy "human face" average of pareidolia photos from . robbykraft.com/sfpc/index.php…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

landinterface @texttheater Andersherum… 💀

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Dafür mit begleitender Twitter-Lästerei! twitter.com/decracovie/sta…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Ich habe gerade ein Gehirn aus Würsten gebastelt, und ihr so?

via Twitter for Android

WhatILearnedTW @pmddomingos: “The best way to not lose your job is to automate it yourself.”

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 2:01 AM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

antjeschrupp gebloggt: Care-Krise gelöst - wie sind alle psychisch krank! - antjeschrupp.com/2015/11/27/car…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:13 AM, Nov 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jgrahamc The first 90% of a systems software project is fun; the second 90% is finishing off the details; the third 90% is making it work reliably.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:53 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nadjakwapil what is empathy worth. without acts of courage. empathy is emp_t_y.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Der_Postillon Report: Über 700.000 Neuankömmlinge jährlich - schaffen wir das? [Postillon24] youtube.com/watch?v=1N5w78…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

tallinzen Tell me more about how language isn't hierarchical twitter.com/StigAbell/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Auf dem Mond scheint Tag zu sein.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ChPietsch Als die ZEIT versuchte, @politicalbeauty fertigzumachen, kam nur dieser Text raus:
zeit.de/2015/48/philip…

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo And maybe... "every time I fire a linguist performance goes up" is really b/c that's one person less pointing to cases where system fails?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

climagic <Ctrl-_> # Incremental undo of command line edits. Ctrl-- works the same and Ctrl-? sometimes works as well, although its not documented.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

erzaehlmirnix Warum dieses Comic Sie schockieren wird: wp.me/p2pD8T-1NS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

vassility Zu Beginn einer langen Autobahnfahrt das Radio ausschalten und unter Blickkontakt zum Fahrer ganz, ganz langsam die Mundorgel herausholen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

climagic <Meta-#> # Comment out the current command from the beginning of the line. Faster than <Ctrl-a> then #.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

algovc Very insightful article from @shivon on the types of startups tackling machine intelligence techcrunch.com/2015/11/26/mac…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:04 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

superglaze Human rights: for the good times and the ba...oh just the good times then twitter.com/dougf24/status…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben To put my enthusiasm in context: the process typically involves xml being E-Mailed back and forth, and maybe a trac issue tracker somewhere.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

martinweigert The opposite of a court decision yesterday made in Germany. twitter.com/patrikhson/sta…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

callmewuest Reminder: if you teach people, read this. It applies to everything, not just Monads. mkremins.github.io/blog/doors-hea…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:41 AM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

femInsist "Vorurteile über muslimische Männer sagen viel über die deutsche Gesellschaft aus" - @kuebra im @SZ-Interview: sueddeutsche.de/leben/fluechtl…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Etwas mit "das lasse ich mal unkommentiert" kommentieren.

via Twitter for Android

fchollet All of Keras including RNNs is now running both on TensorFlow and Theano. The rest is polishing. I expect to release in a few days.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:06 AM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Mein neuer Lieblingsspruch. twitter.com/ZDFheute/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:06 AM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kirschner Good time to order "There is no , just other people's computers" bags from @fsfe fsfe.org/order/order.en… pic.twitter.com/IkD8sxyvqa

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe This is the most important Black Friday listicle you will read. motherboard.vice.com/read/the-10-be…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 AM, Nov 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

DIEZEIT EU-Parlamentspräsident @MartinSchulz in DIE ZEIT über die Notwendigkeit einer Charta der digitalen Grundrechte. pic.twitter.com/xeStOqQsQq

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Pseudo-Aristoteles", "ACHOO-Syndrome"… ein Artikel voll von lustigen Wörtern. de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photische…

via Twitter Web Client

Wie z.B. Licht-Quellen. Wenn man zu den 17-35% mit photischem Niesreflex gehört. Vgl twitter.com/texttheater/st… twitter.com/BILD_Komposita…

via Twitter Web Client

ClintSmithIII Part of the social function of prison is to remove people from our collective consciousness. To have us forget that they exist.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spacy_io What makes a good headline? @Chartbeat use @spacy_io to investigate. Their answer might surprise you... twitter.com/Chartbeat/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @texttheater "Leider kollidierten Verpflichtungen": Story of my life.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:52 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

This collection of fun facts about Unicode is so fucking amazing. github.com/Codepoints/awe…

via Twitter Web Client

"the Unicode consortium didn’t feel like getting on board with international politics" github.com/Codepoints/awe…

via Twitter Web Client

Awesome thing to have in fridge at work: a secret stash of Belgian chocolates.

via Twitter Web Client

ellebil Das Jugendwort des Jahres ist vermutlich ein Programm zur Resozialisierung von ganz schlechten Werbetextern.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CodepointsNet Determining the 10 most confusable Unicode chars, style. (For my list of awesome cps github.com/Codepoints/awe…) pic.twitter.com/b8IFa9CRkZ

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Diese Woche wäre ich so gerne an meiner Alma Mater bei der @PoetikDozentur gewesen, leider kollidierten Verpflichtungen.

via Twitter Web Client

ferdi_scholz kostet Europa 80x mehr als Menschen in Not.
Prioritäten setzen: helfen, Reiche besteuern! pic.twitter.com/c9p8zRFeZn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:11 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

GideonJozua Live would have been a lot easier if you could just write "Dear person" in your emails.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:58 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AcademicsSay Never stop learning. Unless you want to finish a dissertation.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn I just had my first campus nap. A+, would sleep again.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jacobian Yes, this perfectly captured why South Park has always rubbed me the wrong way. twitter.com/thumbcramps/st…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:52 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge New blog post: "Simple end-to-end TensorFlow examples" bcomposes.wordpress.com/2015/11/26/sim… Code: github.com/jasonbaldridge…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:45 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ProAsyl 747 Angriffe auf Flüchtlingsunterkünfte,kaum konsequente Strafverfolgung. Frontal21-Video: zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/b… pic.twitter.com/BvWvSWZGiA

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:34 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Nehmen Sie ruhig Schaden, es ist genug für alle da.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge ICYMI: @yoavgo's excellent "A Primer on Neural Network Models for Natural Language Processing" is here: arxiv.org/abs/1510.00726

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Drum war der Vortrag so kurz, ich habe ja die Hälfte zu sagen vergessen. Erahne jetzt, wozu das Aufschreiben erfunden wurde.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

BamLandmine Lese überall "Babys lieben Rituale" und jetzt steh ich hier in schwarzer Kutte, mit Dolch und Jungfrau und das Baby guckt noch nicht mal.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:47 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kaffeecoder OH: „At our company, we came up with our own name for Not Invented Here syndrome.“

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Nov 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"All das beweist, dass Muslime nicht das aufgeblasene Image der Überwachung der Kreuzfahrer fürchten müssen." spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/s…

via Twitter Web Client

CompSciFact Computer Scientists Solve Kadison-Singer Problem ow.ly/3ytZAp

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"verstört mich am meisten die Renaissance der völligen Irrationalität in Politik und Öffentlichkeit" spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/s…

via Twitter Web Client

Khanoisseur Over 200,000 people have died in Syria in the past 4.5 years.

That's a Paris attack EVERY SINGLE DAY.

That's what refugees are fleeing.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

zettel_kasten "Wir finden die Nadel im Heuhaufen nicht, also brauchen wir mehr Heu." via @saschalobo im m.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/a…

via Safari on iOS (retweeted on 11:18 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

PoetikDozentur "War ich das?" Gar nicht so einfach zu sagen, wenn man viele ist beim Schreiben.

via Twitter for Windows Phone (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@frachtschaden (Nicht über den Artikel wundern, das ist Badisch, behaupte ich mal.)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

PoetikDozentur Bastelschere, Word-Dokumente, Wiki, Google Docs. Eine Evolution der Buch-Kollaboration.

via Twitter for Windows Phone (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@frachtschaden Einen Film namens "Der Wald vor lauter Bäumen" gibt es tatsächlich. Da können viele sagen ... etc.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to frachtschaden

frachtschaden Eine Serie namens "Dumm aus der Wäsche" nur damit alle sagen können … etc.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Streets of Cambridge pic.twitter.com/I2OkXKOHkc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

michaelhoffman .@david_colquhoun on the "reproducibility crisis" in science. dcscience.net/2015/04/14/the… pic.twitter.com/3dbSsW5A9u

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:37 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

haekelschwein Man muss übrigens nur noch bei drei Leuten im Leben Erste Hilfe leisten, ab dann kann man sich auf eine Obergrenze berufen.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet If you saw “Programming with Unicode” as free ebook linked on Reddit,here is @VictorStinner’s original HTML version: unicodebook.readthedocs.org/index.html

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:31 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl 30 Musiker brauchen 30 Minuten für ein Musikstück. Wie lange brauchen 15 Musiker für das gleiche Stück?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

S.P.O.N. - Der Schwarze Kanal: Unser Freund, der Kopf-ab-Saudi spon.de/aeC1u via @SPIEGELONLINE

via Twitter for Android

jamis Another Korean proverb: 감기 고뿔도 남 주기는 섭섭하다. Said of a miser, "he'd regret even giving someone a cold."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Here's an oldie from almost 9 years ago: "Nesting Resources" weblog.jamisbuck.org/2007/2/5/nesti… . Avoid deeply nested resources. Favor shallow URLs!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet @texttheater Nach Ausführen von

doskey a="format c:"

in der DOS-Box ist es

a

(Kategorie „wenig hilfreiche Antworten“)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:09 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Was ist das Unicode-Steuerzeichen für "Festplatte formatieren"?

via Twitter for Android

haldaume3 annoying: accepted papers whose acknowledgements thank reviewers for helpful comments, when said comments were totally ignored for CR :(

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ctvtue Wann stellen Journalisten mal so intelligente Fragen, dass man von den eigenen Antworten selbst was hat. @kathrinpassig

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kierenmccarthy Saw this CNN and was momentarily confused. Thought: wow, that annual pardoning got out of hand: pic.twitter.com/UEjsZQWIhS

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:39 AM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

UteWeber Wollte immer wissen, wie es passieren kann, dass sich aus Demokratien faschistische Staaten entwickeln.
Aber bitte nicht live und in Farbe.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:39 AM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge How is the giraffe weevil not a huge, well-known star of the animal kingdom? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giraffe_w…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:36 AM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

michael_raphone wanna see something cool, kid? *opens desk drawer revealing a tiny, bustling city* oops wrong drawer *opens other drawer and there's a gun*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:35 AM, Nov 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

kbontcheva Our AAAI paper on generalised Brown clustering derczynski.com/sheffield/pape…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Nov 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nodrama_de Die Jungs vom Nonironman sind wenigsten straff und faltenfrei.

via oiler_in (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Nov 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ChrisBucholz The first shirt was just a hat some guy pulled down too hard.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Nov 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

matthew_d_green This is why calls to ban encryption are so misguided. Terrorists don't need it. twitter.com/techdirt/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:31 PM, Nov 24th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Ein halber Fluss fließt in ein Loch. Niemand weiß, wohin es führt. blog.zeit.de/teilchen/2015/…

via Twitter for Android

YorkshireLiff Fulneck Moravian Settlement (n.) The facial contortion adopted to avoid dribbling toothpaste froth when talking whilst brushing one's teeth.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Nov 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn PSA: Immer grüßen *und* winken, für den Fall, dass man kurzfristig das Wort "hallo" vergisst!

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klammerauf Finally working on the new version of for @spacy_io again — lots of new features! bit.ly/1N5vQAp pic.twitter.com/ee6cFniplO

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dockernews Philip Guo - Automatically create Docker images by running the program you want to package gettopical.com/docker/4918b48… via @pgbovine

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JGoschler Erstaunlich, dass jemand der sich nach eigener Auskunft viel in sich zurückzieht, kein Problem hat, das einem Großraumwagen mitzuteilen.

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DerWahreErich Genossen, merken Sie etwas? Keine Reisewarnung für die DDR!

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BigMeanInternet How much start-up innovation is really about the normalization of lower living standards? fusion.net/story/236635/m… pic.twitter.com/km5J5eJZKO

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_tessr Some very innovative garbage collection techniques are being pioneered in . pic.twitter.com/QrgPkBcgjZ

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git commit -m "👆👉👆" # [pçʊ] /ht @sferik

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Koru! First country with a spiral flag and very slick black and white, what's not to love? twitter.com/BBCr4today/sta…

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frachtschaden Wenn man einen Liebesfilm guckt und dann fährt ein LKW durchs Bild und man denkt, der wird später noch sehr wichtig und dann aber gar nicht.

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spinfocl Ein auf mehreren Ebenen bemerkenswerter Post von @Erbloggtes | Lektionen in Hasspropaganda | erbloggtes.wordpress.com/2015/11/23/lek…

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nadjakwapil and you. are you more yourself if you keep or if you lose control.

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ojahnn I made a new bot, @regexicon, that generates regular expressions for random groups of words. twitter.com/regexicon/stat…

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An Max Goldts Text "Ist es zynisch, im Wohnzimmer zu frühstücken?" gefällt mir am besten die Rahmenhandlung.

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kathrinpassig "setpencolor blue" sagt @clemensetz, woran man schon erkennt, dass er was von Lyrik versteht. pic.twitter.com/3aBxnrkumB

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peterbreuer Eine Mandarine hat 9 Segmente. Ich habe 2640 Grad Mandarine verzehrt und mir ist übel. Wie viele Segmente der letzten Mandarine sind übrig?

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PerryFellow EXCAVATION SITE - DAY

An ant colony has tunneled into ancient wooden tablets

ETYMOLOGIST: Well, well, well
ENTOMOLOGIST: We finally meet

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Is the Dunning–Kruger effect mostly caused by regression to the mean? - Cross Validated stats.stackexchange.com/questions/9997…

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PengBerlin Lass uns die Bundeswehr hacken. machwaszaehlt.de

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PerryFellow there has GOT to be a wiseguy behind the production of this, somewhere pic.twitter.com/rDfdY0WBB3

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Protohedgehog Sci-Hub has now become an archive with more than 46 million research papers in it. Civil disobedience at its finest. bit.ly/1I4zWwE

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jonnysun SO embarased…thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. but then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase

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labenzticker Zävertitz, der: Heftige Ausgleichsbewegung, die einen vom Halbschlaf ins Wachsein befördert. labenz.texttheater.net/Z%C3%A4vertitz

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amyquispe "Your arrival time should be 7:40.

Sorry, 5:40."

I KNOW THAT MISTAKE!

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doctorow A smart way to make even stitches when hand sewing boingboing.net/2014/11/24/a-s… pic.twitter.com/paQLtEiqMg

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ericwastl The next time an interviewer asks you to solve FizzBuzz, impress them by doing it without a programming language. pic.twitter.com/oYo4iAfr8h

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madpr Why are they called food bloggers and not beta tasters

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landpsychology Spending money on others yields more happiness than spending it on yourself.

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nsaphra What are some obvious theorems that are actually false? math.stackexchange.com/questions/8206…

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frachtschaden Ich mochte Magritte schon immer. pic.twitter.com/ktOKQkFRm7

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WeNeedFeminlsm What is the woman tax? pic.twitter.com/vLG7eOuCtB

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astefanowitsch Da Listen mit Fragen zum Terrorismus gerade groß in Mode zu sein scheinen, habe auch ich eine geschrieben: astefanowitsch.tumblr.com/post/133719295…

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"stundenlanges Sperrfeuer aus Plüschtieren und Frotteeschlüpfern" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2015/…

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labenzticker Gschnitz, das: Ornamentale Verzierungen an Schrankwänden des Gelsenkirchener Barocks der späten 70er Jahre. labenz.texttheater.net/Gschnitz

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AbiWilks The cognitive dissonance of thinking a situation is bad enough to justify bombing a place but not bad enough refugees might need to escape

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maradydd Four Impossible Things Before Key Escrow medium.com/@maradydd/four…

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Always finish what you

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BruneKerstin Die Highend-Mama ist mit ihrem Styler-Buggy im Laub stecken geblieben. Die Gangsta-Kids auf der Rutsche feiern hart.

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AustenAllred Paris attackers were French/Belgian, used their own credit cards and cleartext.

Gov response: Ban Syrian refugees, encryption and Bitcoin.

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amyquispe "Anyway, M is people."
"...so it's like Soylent?"

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nsaphra My fave @NYTransitMuseum exhibit - museum pins, currency, buttons, carved circles. All used as fake subway tokens. pic.twitter.com/ezabjZiKkk

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geruchtekellner Krass, im Supermarkt haben sie schon Schokonikoläuse, also für nächstes Jahr!!

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frachtschaden A Beautiful Horn, der Film über John Nashorn

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pmddomingos "What M is doing is building a database of me. . . . In 20 years, M could very well know me better than my friends." twitter.com/etzioni/status…

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haldaume3 .@hintikka @etzioni it's also a great way of scaling wizard of oz experiments so ppl at least try to get whatever they might want

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haldaume3 .@hintikka @etzioni it's really cool that they got this (old) idea to work and scale. would love to know how much time the automation saves.

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Habe mal einen Pumpkin Spice Latte probiert. Der Süßegrad lag jenseits der Schmerzgrenze und bestimmt nahe am theoretischen Maximum.

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peterbreuer Schafe leben in Herden, weil sieben Tiere für einen Kreis nötig sind, bei dem alle den Kopf auf dem Fell eines anderen Schafs betten können.

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zeitweise Können bitte 33% den 33%-Knopf drücken und 67% den 67%-Knopf?

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ncardozo .@SouthwestAir allows its passengers to veto other passengers on religious grounds. nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Phi… pic.twitter.com/IEEtSGVTvo

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amyquispe Is The Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween Movie or a Christmas Movie?

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I don't like programming languages where I can't see good unifying design principles in syntax and names. Examples: Ruby, Haskell.

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Star Wars hat die coolsten Schächte.

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ojahnn Ich lese das "Pure Fucking Metal" auf einigen hier herumlaufenden T-Shirts anders, als es gemeint ist.

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jamis Today's Korean proverb: 가죽이 있어야 털이 난다. "You must have skin to grow hair." Do things in order, build on a good foundation, and you'll succeed

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clairlemon Man called Phuc Dat Bich posts passport to Facebook after being repeatedly banned from site standard.co.uk/news/world/phu…

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labenzticker Garmisch, der: Gewagte Komposition von Pfannengericht nach dem Kühlschrankausräumen. S.a. → Lommatzsch labenz.texttheater.net/Garmisch

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dribnet tues = (mon + wed) / 2
get ready: vector space embeddings will introduce fun new types of bugs (via @AlanZucconi) pic.twitter.com/PUTvbtWjPs

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Als Hauptzweck meines 30. Lebensjahrs kristallisiert sich zunehmend das Nachholen meines 20. heraus.

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FoodBeerScience In case anyone is wondering how difficult it is to assemble a here's a great analogy by @kbradnam pic.twitter.com/Gh6qPNzVGT

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ilparone "the greatest benefit of machine learning may ultimately be not what the machines learn but what we learn by teaching them" @pmddomingos

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PinkCamoTO Good Cop: If you cooperate, all this can go away.

Sad Cop: It doesn't matter what you do. Life is just a series of disappointments.

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stporombka Wie die Stadt Einbeck einmal meine Karriere als Lyriker zerstörte. pic.twitter.com/TOgfVA1ABB

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climagic Scheduling a playdate feels like performing a Diffie Hellman key exchange. When I was a kid it was more like a broadcast ping.

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climagic Isn't it funny how they are called REGULAR expressions, but there are like eight different flavors of them.

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astefanowitsch Das ist fast noch lustiger als die Demo mit den „Fake-Joints“ vom Ordnungsamt.

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astefanowitsch Die deutschen haben das gemeinfreie Logo der schwedischen Piraten übernommen, als Marke angemeldet und wollen es nun verwerten?

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Kullisti für angemessene Polizeigewalt, gerechte Ausbeutung & weniger häßlichen Rassismus, der Fachkräfte, Tourismus & Kapital nicht verschreckt!

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frachtschaden Nachdem ich jetzt seit fünf Jahren an der Physik lebender Systeme arbeite, beginne ich langsam, ein Interesse an ihnen zu entwickeln.

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houellebeck Elektrobauteile und Kabel in einem Paket: "Die Polizei sprach von einer gut gemachten Sprengstoff-Attrappe." m.spiegel.de/panorama/justi…

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ChrisBucholz @ChrisBucholz - I DIDN'T THINK SO.

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ChrisBucholz WHO ON THIS BUS DARES CHALLENGE ME TO A TICKLE FIGHT?

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alqaeda The best bit is when @GOPLeader defends fear as an American value. must be going “Achievement Unlocked!”

bbc.com/news/world-us-…

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nsaphra Erowid is a really neat corpus, and I'm surprised more NLProc folk don't play with it. newyorker.com/magazine/2015/…

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hllizi War nach "zeig mir deine" leider noch vom Nachnamen geprimet! twitter.com/DWDL/status/66…

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Ohne Scheiß, so stelle ich mir meine Zukunft vor. twitter.com/plomlompom/sta…

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corinnamilborn Mein Foto des Tages: eine kurdische Soldatin zerstört IS-Kleidervorschriften im zurückeroberten Gebiet. pic.twitter.com/FQbxfd8Mif

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ojahnn Today I met and talked to Susan Rothstein, whom I now declare to be the most likable linguist in the world. \o/

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(to) discrastinate: to strategically delay solving a problem until such time as it goes away by itself

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For when I'm nice and for when I'm naughty. pic.twitter.com/jVKTMbocOt

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Grumpfdalm Xavier sorgt für tolle Rants, ARD. Das ist was anderes. twitter.com/MEEDIA/status/…

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stephenroller High school: if I use 2.1 spacing and 12.2 font I reach the page req. Grad school: if I change caption spacing I can add another paragraph

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weinerdog4life Me: nice car
Friend: yeah 400 horsepower
Me: that's like 7000 ducks
Friend: what
Me: what

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mounialalmas How to have a bad career in research/academia - pre- and post-PhD ... Brilliant 😀 drive.google.com/file/d/0Bzis5M…

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ungehalten Wenn ich nach allen Dateien suche und dann alle Dateien auf einmal sehe, gucke ich so: *.*

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Nachtvogel Basketballkorb als Universalsymbol für „Freizeit“ ist außerhalb USA schon ungewöhnlich, aber das hier … @number26de pic.twitter.com/w2z95GmTNC

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@Erbloggtes Auf Drucksachen und Bildschirmen muss man auch sehr genau hingucken, um sie zu sehen.

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GerritKloss Amt will lückenlose Belege über alle Ausbildungs- und Beschäftigungszeiten der letzten 35 Jahre: Na gut, wozu ist man ?

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Plötzlich merken, dass du mit 25 km/h auf eine Kurve voller Laubschleim zubretterst.

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frachtschaden Vorsicht vor den psychosomatischen Begleiterscheinungen beim Lesen tagesaktueller Nachrichten. pic.twitter.com/FvnRvCmRSk

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ojahnn @skeptikantin @Kulturkomposita Danke für die Erläuterung! Ich warte jetzt noch aufs Erscheinen von Adjektivderivationen, wie "flächerlich".

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egrefen Looks like the French government is having its George W. Bush moment. Depressing, and playing into the hands of terror.

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zeitweise Ich kannte das Wort 😂 vorher noch gar nicht.

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bundesamtfvs Kommt jetzt etwas ungelegen...
"Police Find Paris Attackers Coordinated Via Unencrypted SMS"
techdirt.com/articles/20151…

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AcademicsSay Reviewer 2 walks into a bar and leaves promptly, complaining of it being the worst coffee shop they've ever seen.

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sapinker The value of clear language: Fraudster scientists use more obfuscation.
shar.es/1caWVN via @Stanford

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skeptikantin Das hab ich jetzt davon. Jetzt, wo ./configure ganz durchläuft, hab ich vergessen, was danach kommt. Und auf welcher Webseite das stand.

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Ruckelfreie Filmwiedergabe dank medizinischem Kühlpack unterm Netbook: check.

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"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bacon is Literally Cancer" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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Erste Daesh-Anhänger sollen aus Wut über die neue Bezeichnung schon geplatzt sein.

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SoVeryBritish Rising levels of lividness:
"Steady on"
"There's no need for that"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Now look here!"
"Erm... Excuse me!"
"Right!"

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POTUS Slamming the door in the face of refugees would betray our deepest values. That's not who we are. And it's not what we're going to do.

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bundesamtfvs Hoffentlich haben alle die Lektion gelernt: Ohne Vorratsdatenspeicherung kein Fußball! (Und ohne Abendessen ins Bett.)

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Lotterleben Random Kostümideen für 100: ich näh mir nen rosa Mantel und geh als Vulva. instagram.com/p/-Oln2xKLEU/

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labenzticker Rüttenscheid, der: Ende einer Koalition, Ehe o.ä. Verbindung nach längerer wechselseitiger Zerfleischung. labenz.texttheater.net/R%C3%BCttensch…

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skeptikantin Ich will nicht alles wissen. Aber ob ich wissen will, dass ich etwas nicht wissen soll, weil ich's nicht wissen sollte — schwierig.

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yeahyeahyens @astefanowitsch 🚫☕🍳🍞🚿?

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astefanowitsch ⌚😱🏃 ➡ 🚋 🏢 📻🎤👴💬😂👍👎

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skeptikantin „Details könnten die Bevölkerung verunsichern.“

Beruhigend.

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alles_b Wenn einer früher gemein zu mir war und ich mich beklagt hab hat mein Papa gesagt "Das durfte der gar nicht." und dann war es besser. Tja.

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deliprao Fairness in AI algorithms should be extended fairness in statistical metrics in general. mobile.nytimes.com/2015/11/17/bus… pic.twitter.com/9ePVGJB3pW

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Geekprinzessin Und sie schuf vier weitere Seiten Bachelorarbeit und sie sah, dass es ... nicht direkt gut, aber ganz okay ... war.

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astefanowitsch „Deutschland befand sich schon immer im Krieg mit einer Bedrohung, deren Quelle und Ausmaß ich Ihnen nicht nennen kann.“

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niggi Schade, dass Harold Pinter das alles nicht mehr erleben kann. facebook.com/konstantin.nev… @MickyBeisenherz pic.twitter.com/sCoJNAIQ3p

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astefanowitsch Smombies, die auf Lachtänenemojis starren. @Ni_Naseweis @MissCharlez

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gchrupala @zehavoc @yoavgo @manaalfar @deliprao But why does this constitute being flattened?

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yoavgo @deliprao well, if they redefine NLP like they redefined vision before "flattening" it, it may indeed get flattened in 5 years.

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labenzticker Schnürzel, das: Das Plastikreifchen, das am Ende von Schnürsenkeln dafür sorgt, dass sie nicht ausfransen. labenz.texttheater.net/Schn%C3%BCrzel

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astefanowitsch Ich übersetze das mal für euch:
👵💬➡👩💬➡👧💬➡👶💬

twitter.com/arminwolf/stat…

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Did you mean: Atlas? "Sisyphus Machine" vimeo.com/145838347

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astefanowitsch Das Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year: 😂. Nein, wirklich, „😂“. anglizismusdesjahres.de/2015/11/oxford…

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amandaemcgowan Here's what "tragedy hipsters" got wrong: the media did cover bombings in Beirut, but readers didn't care. vox.com/2015/11/16/974…

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HistOpinion US Dec 12 ’38: College students: Should the US offer haven in this country for Jewish refugees from Central Europe? pic.twitter.com/KD0c53mKhn

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Filmdrunk I DONT WANT THE GUBMINT TOUCHIN MY GUNS! BUT THEY CAN GO HEAD AND READ ALL MY EMAILS! twitter.com/JebBush/status…

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Klangerzeuger Messen die Temperaturen nur in Abgefahrenheit.

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plietsch Nur ein Werbetrick: Viele Produkte, die gar keine Laktose enthalten, werden mit „laktosefrei“ gekennzeichnet!

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frachtschaden Wenn ich mal eine Familie habe, machen wir das den ganzen Tag.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_En82…

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vaughanbell No more Type I/II error confusion mindhacks.com/2015/11/16/no-… Excellent, intuitive from @tomstafford

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Chaosfux Pfefferminzteer

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@ojahnn Nice!! By the way, who or what is an Enigmabrot?

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ojahnn Hi everyone, I updated my website and added a list of projects I've made, with links and descriptions. Check it out! enigmabrot.de/projects/

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sferik @neinasaservice git commit -m "👆👉🍍"

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amyquispe theatlantic.com/business/archi… I've thought about who's reviewing before. On the one hand, looking up reviews is great. OTOH, Yelp skews bougie.

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frachtschaden „Ah, da hab ich wohl ein 'nicht' vergessen“
ist definitiv einer meiner Lieblingssätze.

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SoVeryBritish How to have a meeting
- Find pen
- Grab notepad
- Write "meeting" in notepad
- Underline "meeting" 20 times
- Sit quietly until excused

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kykel Die Entstörung der Gastherme kann ich selbst bewältigen.

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mrogati The Bechdel test for tech conferences: 1) two women speaking 2) on the same panel 3) not about women in tech.

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EricaJoy For example: the culture of personality, how we assume that all good comes from teamwork, that shy people should "speak up more," etc.

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best_of_HP Harry Potter und die Gesamterntemenge der Einsteiger

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best_of_HP Harry Potter und die Altersarbeitslosigkeit der Jazzautorinnen

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best_of_HP Harry Potter und das Neuaufsetzen der Kraftwerksschornsteine

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ennomane "Paris: You Don’t Want to Read This" ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featu…

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ylecun A new paper by Christopher Manning on the coming deep learning tsunami over natural language understanding. fb.me/4ZHgMssSn

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"The best machine learning lets humans handle that 20 percent" computerworld.com/article/300401…

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NickKristof A new group, Statistics Without Borders, offers free services to NGO's that need statisticians community.amstat.org/statisticswith…

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m_rinck "Stets wird dem paranoiden Blick ein größerer Scharfsinn unterstellt als dem Wohlwollen." Paranoid Reading & Reparative Reading, EK Sedgwick

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m_rinck "Die paranoide Lesart entdeckt überall Beweise für die Richtigkeit der Angst. Ihr ist die Feindseligkeit der Umgebung evident." EK Sedgwick

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14 Jahre War on Terror und immer noch ein bisschen Rechtsstaat übrig, da wird wohl jemand ungeduldig. twitter.com/hanvoi/status/…

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krautreporter Was Frankreich von Norwegens Reaktion auf das Utoya-Massaker lernen kann, beschreibt @DominikWurnig hier kraut.re/6EL2

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SoVeryBritish The relief when someone doesn't answer their phone within three rings and you can hang up

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Deutsch_Falsch Did you know the Germans have a word for a type of pastry that consists of an outer crust and a filling? It's Sprämpumswarkttskons.

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abususu Yes, we need to defeat . But not (only) bec. of . 6 mil forced "citizens" of the "Caliphate" are 6 mil reasons alone.

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StatModeling New post: “Should Prison Sentences Be Based On Crimes That Haven’t Been Committed Yet?” andrewgelman.com/2015/11/15/269…

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"was mit derStaatsangehörigkeit vonMenschen geschieht,derenGeburtsland aufhört,oberhalb vonNormalnull zu existieren" zeit.de/2015/44/maledi…

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textundblog Wow, @manomama bei @FluxFM @spreeblick is ja klasse. ZB was sie zum sagt: Vlt. können wir ja qualitativ wachsen statt quantitativ.

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SoVeryBritish Meanings of "interesting"
1. Interesting
2. Remarkably boring
3. Suspicious
4. Curious
5. I'm afraid I'm not listening
6. You've lost me

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Cheatha RTp: Sind hier CDU-Wähler U30? Möchte mich mit euch treffen und ernsthaft in Erfahrung bringen wer ihr seid und warum ihr diese Partei wählt

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Lichter in den Farben von Weihnachtsschokolädchen spiegeln sich im Regenwasser. pic.twitter.com/EXGHWFBnKL

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FUD straight from the man's mouth

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Hard to interpret replies? Two can play this game.

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labenzticker Suppingen, das: Übelriechender Cocktail, der unten aus einem Altglascontainer austritt. labenz.texttheater.net/Suppingen

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frachtschaden Immer wenn ich Mozart höre, denke ich, für welche Fahrstühle hat er das eigentlich komponiert?

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I have a map of the world on my wall to remind me what needs fixing.

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kathrinpassig "Das Schreiben ist Arbeit genug, da möchte man nicht auch noch mit dem Inhalt Arbeit haben." (Promotionsberatung durch den Bruder)

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moser_at Heute ist man ja schon fast ein investigativer Journalist, wenn man auf Google Seite zwei aufruft.

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amyquispe Retrieval successful twitter.com/ElizabethN/sta…

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New blog post: Kingsman: The secret service texttheater.net/kingsman-the-s…

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doktordab Weniger Kriegsrethorik täte uns jetzt gut. Norwegens Ex-MP Stoltenberg fand 2011 die richtigen Worte. pic.twitter.com/HNsC2MZV6t

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nadjakwapil Tendenz: stagnierend

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astefanowitsch Das österreichische Jugendwort des Jahres ist übrigens Smombiedeiser.

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jamis I totally nailed a particularly challenging bit of troubleshooting and debugging just now. Feeling rather invincible.

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nadjakwapil seems. she didn´t want to waste her time on efficiency.

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amyquispe Some medical marijuana would really hit the spot right now. Or just marijuana. I'm not picky.

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mattblaze My ethic for security research, which has served me well and simplifies many hard choices: Publish results. Be skeptical of secrecy.

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the_maki Wertekonflikt im Nahverkehr. @wienerlinien pic.twitter.com/aJW8LdroYj

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amyquispe 8 Things Only Computer Programmers Will Understand clickhole.com/article/8-thin… via @ClickHole

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frachtschaden Mein Internet zu Hause geht nicht und ich bleibe ruhig wie ein Nashorn, dem man einen Tanklaster Adrenalin gespritzt hat.

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ungehalten @frachtschaden Ich hab bei Dir sogar schon die neuen Buttons. pic.twitter.com/KBbfQBA3KG

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Ungebuehrlich "Donald Trump ins Weiße Haus? Warum nicht. Wäre ja nicht das erste mal, dass er eine schwarze Familie aus ihrem Heim wirft."

(Snoop Dog)

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peterbreuer Seniorenblog „Stützstrümpfe der Gesellschaft“.

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erdbaertorte kennt ihr schon "smomben (Verb): sich Jugendwörter ohne tatsächliche Relevanz ausdenken"? twitter.com/astefanowitsch…

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astefanowitsch Natürlich hat das @sprachlog auch dieses Jahr recherchiert, wie das zustande gekommen ist: sprachlog.de/2015/11/13/man…

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isoglosse Regel 34a: Wenn es existiert, hat jemand es zu seinem Lebensinhalt gemacht. Keine Ausnahmen.

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GerritKloss Ausgerechnet HERAKLIT (der Dunkle) hat als KLARHEIT. Das hätte ihm gefallen.

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SirEviscerate Get back here right now, Zeno! Don't make me count to 3! 1....2....2 and ½...2 and ¾....2 and 7/8.....2 and 15/16...

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qbi »If you’re not using Tor you’re doing it wrong.« @Snowden in qttr.at/zeo

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After "The Art of Prolog" and "The Craft of Prolog", we need "The Joy of Prolog". Bet @mndrix could write it. ^^

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Ich wreche Havok, du wrichst Havok, er/sie/es wricht Havok, wir wrechen Havok, ihr wrecht Havok, sie wrechen Havok

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tressiemcphd There was a textbook rep at my door. She told me she was "waiting for the professor". I said, "okay!" And let her wait. At my office door.

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AcademicsSay Deep down, academics want the same thing as everyone else: acceptance, with minor revisions.

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.@gappy3000 @fastml_extra Accessibility of API/good documentation is an important issue. How does TensorFlow compare on that?

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ojahnn print("مرحبا يا عالم")

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jasonbaldridge ESSLLI 2016 workshop "DisSALT: Distributional Semantics and Linguistic Theory" esslli2016.unibz.it/?page_id=256

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astefanowitsch „Lieber Jever als Jesus!“
„Lieber Butter als Buddha!“
„Lieber Smoothies als Anubis!“

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dennybritz Unique aspect of Deep Learning: Cutting edge research is implemented and shared quickly and openly. Haven’t seen this in other fields.

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"You're a progressive. You're supposed to progress." twitter.com/BlunderbussMag…

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abnor_malik Performing at Das Karfunkel Kabinett with @LePustra and Ferkel Johnson this Saturday!
Beautiful photo… instagram.com/p/9_YjV0g3Gb/

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anagrammorakel Martin Winterkorn = Wirren mit Oktan-Nr.

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anagrammorakel Kapitalismus = I'm aus Plastik
@noemata

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anagrammorakel Dismaland = mind salad

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anagrammorakel Bachmannpreis = anpirschen...BAM!
@nouveaubeton @noemata

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jamis Rustling is the new cargo-culting, via this proverb: 가랑잎이 ‘바스락’하니까 솔잎도 ‘바스락’한다. - Dry leaves go ‘rustle’, so pine needles go ‘rustle’, too.

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"Kom op met die roddel en achterklap!" <3

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Snowden Come for the great long-form interview, stay for the accidental photo vibe. fokus.dn.se/edward-snowden… pic.twitter.com/G1X25z9HBW

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Snowden Well, I have been needing to get my glasses fixed... twitter.com/mvaudano/statu…

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BigMeanInternet At @ThisIsFusion I wrote a brief history of "safe spaces" fusion.net/story/231089/s…

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wellendonner This day reminded me, to always carry a bootable flash drive with an OS.

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labenzticker Vinxel, der: Ein Werkzeug zum Abmessen von Winkeln. Ist auf exakt 91° geeicht. labenz.texttheater.net/Vinxel

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ennomane Wie sie alle über "Merkels Machtverlust" spekulieren. Ich glaube eher, sie und de Maizière spielen mit uns Good Cop Bad Cop.

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astefanowitsch Ich habe eine Lösung für all unsere Probleme, aber sie funktioniert nur auf einem kugelförmigen Planeten in einem Vakuum.

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matthew_d_green Of course, the NSA will also be reading your email, cause Postfix ships with export ciphersuites turned on.

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Lotterleben Oh, aber fun fact über Cardiff: es gibt eine (riesige) Stuttgarter Strasse(sic!), benannt nach der Partnerstadt in Deutschland.

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Ted_Underwood The difference between stats-based and ML-based worldviews opens up tricky chasms for distant readers to fall into. twitter.com/russpoldrack/s…

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rhenderson We’ve lost a great one—not just a comp linguist, but a semanticist with foundational results on distributivity. twitter.com/BenediktLoewe/…

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gchrupala Designer of the numpy function randint is clearly an unsung genius. pic.twitter.com/0uI7ojbA7o

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StefanMuelller @skeptikantin @glossa_oa Glossa's costs are covered by the Netherlands and @openlibhums. It is diamond OA: no fees. Happy submitting!

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jamis You know what, just expect a few of these per week. Another Korean proverb: 가랑비에 옷 젖는 줄 모른다. (A fine rain doesn't know how to soak clothes.)

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ApexBookCompany Today's eBook giveaway is Severance by @ChrisBucholz. RT for a chance to win.

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SciencePorn Love this pic.twitter.com/sResSPca80

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“Wie genau die gestrandenen Passagiere den Schnellzug angehalten haben, sei Bestandteil der Ermittlungen” 😂 sueddeutsche.de/bayern/defekte…

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Nachtvogel Katastrophe im Diskursmanagement: Demnächst Apfel-Birnen-Vergleiche möglich: spektrum.de/news/allergike…

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jonnysun INVENTOR OF SLICED BREAD: [looks at unsliced loaf of bread] hm. this is fine. but i dont kno, wat if [slices a piece] BOB CANCEL MY MEETINGS

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davidadger @tallinzen @alexandersclark general constit. tests, structure sensitivity of rules, etc. brief review at onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/wc…

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tallinzen What are the most convincing arguments for hierarchical structure in syntax, (apart from NPIs)? @davidadger @alexandersclark

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carlystrasser How computers broke science: theconversation.com/how-computers-… (mentions Moore-Sloan DSEs!)

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Python 2 is the new COBOL.

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"Es gibt da übrigens ab morgen eine neue Tradition..."

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danielsgriffin "finding correlations is to machine learning no more than bricks are to houses" - The Master Algorithm by @pmddomingos

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spinfocl Ein bisschen mit ( timeline.knightlab.com ) herumgespielt. Cooles Tool. hystprot.tumblr.com/post/132956004…

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Pity point for PDF processing?

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Es heißt ja "De mortuis nihil nisi BENE", *nicht* "BONUM".

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giardino Wenn er nur eine markante Vorliebe oder so gehabt hätte, irgendein Markenzeichen, auf das man im Nachruf Bezug nehmen könnte...

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If you’re qualified, you’re overqualified.

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peterbreuer Der Optimist holt die Tupperdose mit neun Wochen altem griechischen Bauernsalat aus dem Kühlschrank und sagt: „Schöne Farben!".

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Marc Roussel on plagiarism and the "clean-room writing" technique. blogs.ulethbridge.ca/roussel/2013/1…

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Give name and birth year of living people as “John Doe (born 1964)”, or “John Doe (1964– )” if you are eager for them to die.

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“nur vordergründig um das Programmieren, in Wahrheit handelt es sich um einen (…) Ratgeber für alle Lebenslagen.” gedankentraeger.de/?p=4667

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MaraWritesStuff Keep on talking about how "Happy Holidays" means you're persecuted and oppressed, Christians, we Jews love a good laugh

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jasonbaldridge Even more important: it's freedom to hear speech you don't like by others you disagree with. twitter.com/owillis/status…

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owillis i think fox news is a biased, racist sinkhole of an outlet but i want *me* saying that, not the govt making a determination

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ojahnn "Let's not confuse reality and language here."

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ATBrokenNews UNO empfiehlt Österreich neues E-Auto-Geheimprojekt

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𝕯𝖎𝖊 𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖊 𝕻𝖋𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖊𝖘 𝕭𝖚𝖊𝖗𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖊𝖘, 𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖙𝖔𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖍𝖞𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝖟𝖚 𝖘𝖊𝖎𝖓.

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ChPietsch Internationaler Trend am Beispiel Finnland: Strafverfolgungsbehörden brechen das Gesetz, also wird es geändert:
digitalcourage.de/blog/2015/die-…

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peteskomoroch An Interview with Data Scientist Erik Bernhardsson dataconomy.com/write-a-ton-of…

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GerritKloss @GerritKloss (in Catilinam 1,22)

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GerritKloss Bei die perfekte lateinische Übersetzung für "Shitstorm" gefunden: "tempestas invidiae" (in Catilinam 22).

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La_Kritz Postdramatische Belastungsstörung.

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jasonbaldridge Qing Dou's Monogiza software for extracting word-word translation tables from non-parallel corpora. isi.edu/natural-langua…

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frachtschaden bob der bauarbier von sevilla

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frachtschaden POTZBLITZ WAS IST DIE ZITRONENLIMONADE LECKER

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neinasaservice The “Passt schon so, bau mal ein” is strong with this one

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tazgezwitscher Ist die Anti--Bewegung von Rechten unterwandert? Eine Umfrage widerlegt den Querfront-Vorwurf. taz.de/Umfrage-auf-De…

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Ricarda_Lang Merkel muss das erste Mal um ihre Macht bangen weil ihre Politik nicht rassistisch genug ist. Fasst den Zustandes dieses Lands gut zusammen.

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nodrama_de Warum werden die Steve-Jobs-Filme eigentlich nicht durchnummeriert, so wie bei Police Academy?

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TechCrunch Go make the world a little simpler, and slightly less widely surveilled; support and use Tor and Signal tcrn.ch/1kD1FtN

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zeitweise Suche einen alten Song und das Einzige, was ich noch weiß, ist, dass in den Lyrics die Worte „…and the…“ vorkamen.

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chris__martin Priority one if your children are sexting: Protect them from our malicious government. twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurit…

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astefanowitsch Das soll jetzt kein mondänes Ennui mit der Profanität des Fußballs signalisieren. Ich dachte, der DFB würde von einem Kegelkönig geführt.

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FahrradClub Kanadische Studie: Separierte Rad-Infrastruktur bringt mehr Sicherheit als Helm-Zwang cbc.ca/beta/news/cana…

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stephenroller "Google is open sourcing software that sits at the heart of its empire." -@WIRED; why would they do that? because the _data_ is the heart…

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googleresearch Today we’re proud to announce the open source release of TensorFlow, our second-generation machine learning system - goo.gl/uX0dV5

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$ git branch
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Kai_Klose Ob nach beim Papst bei der Kanzlerin folgt?

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JW_Fr Ein geschichtswissenschaftliches und politisches Interview mit Michael Borgolte: "Völker sind niemals gewandert".berliner-zeitung.de/wissen/intervi…

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frachtschaden Eine Gesellschaft, die ihre Wissenschaftler so bezahlt, muss sich nicht wundern, wenn es irgendwann nur noch Businesskasper gibt.

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ChPietsch .@sixtus Vielleicht solltest Du eine Entschuldigung bei 98,5% der TTIP-Demo-Teilnehmer_innen in Betracht ziehen: protestinstitut.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ipb_be…

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MKreutzfeldt Hier noch der Link zur Umfrage unter den Anti--Demonstrierenden: protestinstitut.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ipb_be…

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MKreutzfeldt Wie viele Anti--Demonstranten waren rechts? Darauf haben Wissenschaftler eine klare Antwort gefunden: 1,5 %: taz.de/!5246362/

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GeileHirnbude [ˈoːnə ˈmaʊ̯a ˈkaɪ̯nə ˈvɛndə]

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“Beijing… so freaky how there’s no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service.” :D

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Die Augmented-Reality-Brillen in . Ziemlich geil.

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Nadelstreifenhoodie. Rollkragenponcho. Nietenjogginghose.

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astefanowitsch These: Merkel weiß, sie muss gehen. Mit ihrer Flüchtlingspolitik konstruiert sie einen Grund dafür, der sie als historische Figur darstellt.

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Lotterleben TIL: Arizona has a law called the "Stupid Motorist Law". Like, literally. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupid_Mo…

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House party with monsters: "Does anything want anyone?"

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FrankLaubenburg „Sie sind Zivilbeamte. Ich möchte jetzt Ihre Personalien.“ Mein Einsatzleiter vom 07.11.2015: goo.gl/gtB1Wa

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Explaining a joke at the risk of ruining it, not sure whether the person who told it grasped all the levels.

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ojahnn New bot: @FrenchVocabBot will ask one vocabulary question per hour and tell you if your answer is correct. twitter.com/FrenchVocabBot…

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amyquispe It's a custom ringtones kinda day. pic.twitter.com/f2x4SrX8uC

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Iwriteforcats *sprints into room*
Quick! How many apples a day keep the doctor away?

"What?"

TELL ME!

*doctor kicks down door and revs chainsaw*

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julianor and the blockchain voting machine is here motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/the… :-/ no, it's not April 1

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Friend just asked me whether my Like is still valid after he corrected a typo. So considerate! ☺

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lizahcat Wenn die Frau in der Bahn den Sekt mit Bio-Siegel 'Natursekt' nennt und ich an meinem Schnitzelbrötchen ersticke.

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keithcalder Did you know that Twitter polls provide a way for you to use more than 140 character in a tweet as long as you don't

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astefanowitsch Kitagruppe „Tiere, die dem Kaiser gehören“ und Kitagruppe „Tiere, die mit einem feinen Pinsel aus Kamelhaar gezeichnet sind“.

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Geekprinzessin Sie hat aufgelegt.
Langweilig hier. Soliden Diss verfassen und auch wen anrufen, nur um ihr mal zu zeigen, wie man das so macht?

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sixtus Jetzt neu bei @SPIEGELONLINE: "Was dann geschah..."-Teaser. spiegel.de/wirtschaft/ser… Coming up next: "Bei Nummer fünf musste ich weinen!"

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Treibe jetzt regelmäßig meinen Kollegen in den Wahnsinn, indem ich Dinge, die er im Internet nicht wiederfinden kann, in 2s ergoogele.

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What happens if Vegas stays in Vegas.

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Lotterleben Erstes Selbstportrait seit Jahren, Farbe aus dem Schminkkästchen gemopst 💅🏾💄🖍 instagram.com/p/9zcMsaKLLX/

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. @Pejama Für den Screenshot hast du doch extra fünf Leute entfolgt! @astefanowitsch

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emilymbender The senselessnesslessnesslessness of it all.... twitter.com/SpecGram/statu…

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"Er ist sein Gewicht, ach was, sein *Volumen* in Gold wert!"

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astefanowitsch Stellt euch vor, dieser ⬆ Tweet sei eine hintergründige Antwort auf diesen⬇ Tweet

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kaot50 They struggled too (Classic FM) pic.twitter.com/CwMZlUwS8P

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amyquispe "I really need to start on this typechecker"
"Luckily it's contained in the decimal expansion of Pi. Although binary might be more useful."

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mark_riedl Statistical Distribution Plushies nerdapproved.com/approved-produ…

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Lotterleben I made a thing but In retrospect it looks like I fell face-first into a £-store (which is basically… instagram.com/p/9ybmoBKLPO/

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sobooks_de InBook-Marketing: Tracking kann auch Conversion im Buch messen, also ob der Leser zu empfohlenen Büchern konvertiert

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the_maki Das Männermüsli (Zutaten: Reifenabrieb, Metallspäne, rohes Fleisch) war leider schon ausverkauft. pic.twitter.com/NE3oJsLr9b

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Kreatiefer Die ÖBB. 😂 pic.twitter.com/OZchYHYzcM

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Female sexuality as a national asset to be anxiously protected. m( twitter.com/AlenaIsabelle/…

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Mareike2405 Wie greifen Diss, Lehre, Anträge, Habil... zusammen? Aus dem Leben des Postdocs @spinfocl | TEXperimenTales texperimentales.hypotheses.org/1529

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plomlompom Da ham sich ja zwei gefunden in diesem Facebook-Faden!

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SirEviscerate A sign language interpreter at a Trump rally just wildly swinging around both middle fingers in all directions as he speaks.

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jamis My 8yo just suggested a tag line for a cryogenics company: "Save Yourself For Later"

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sixtus Ob Leute, die sagen, man dürfe sich nicht zum Richter über Leben und Tod aufschwingen, merken, dass sie genau das tun?

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"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Killing Hitler" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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spinfocl Aus dem Leben eines Postdocs | TEXperimenTales texperimentales.hypotheses.org/1529

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Senficon Leistungsschutzrecht 2.0: EU-Kommission rüstet zum Angriff auf den Hyperlink juliareda.eu/2015/11/leistu… pic.twitter.com/WIjILvvdOn

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stevebruin "Grandpa, you fought in the GIF Pronunciation Wars?"

"It's 'Jrandpa.' Why do I have to keep telling you this."

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peterbreuer Immer mehr Vögel beherrschen den fliegerisch anspruchsvollen Seitwärtsflug. pic.twitter.com/rfGTOoXx7I

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astefanowitsch Bin nach einer Alternative für das Wort „Willkommen“ gefragt worden. Mir fiele da nur ein: „Temba, seine Arme weit“.

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the_maki Haushaltsdebatte: Gehören Hoodies zu den Jackenartigen (und an den Garderobenhaken) oder zu den Pulloverartigen (und in den Schrank)?

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frachtschaden Wisst ihr, wen ich mit @Chaosfux in den Wind geschrieben habe? pic.twitter.com/V3M1qjn3Tq

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Genau wie mit diesen Zeitungen und Dampfloks. Stressquellen vor dem Herrn! Schrecklich. twitter.com/SimonHurtz/sta…

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Wolfseule Da ich keine Lust mehr habe, Romane über die feinpsychologischen Leiden der Mittelschicht zu lesen, muss ich mich wohl mit SciFi anfreunden.

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mainwasser Ich muß heute die Verkehrs- und Lärmbelastung einer geplanten Kita berechnen.
Rotorengeräusche der ganzen Helikopter-Eltern, und so.

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Can't live without LaTeX, but it really, really, really, really, really, really needs to be redesigned from scratch for the 21st century.

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textundblog Release of the Full Text After Five Years of Secrecy Confirms Threats to Users’ Rights eff.org/deeplinks/2015… via @EFF

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emilymbender "I just couldn’t get “Snarly-Grocklemice” to fit in Cornwall" for best sentence. conorhoughton.tumblr.com/post/350311178…

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qbi Der hat eine schöne Unvereinbarkeitserklärung:
ffmuc.net/freifunkmuc/20…

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houellebeck ...nämlich lernen, wie man Menschen tötet um freie Warenströme zu gewährleisten. pic.twitter.com/TeVcsRN5Mf

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MenopauseChicks Pre pap test friend sprays perfume down there. Doctor: "That's festive." It was her daughter's glitter spray. @wafflesnbacon @TheBloggess

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JE551CAw @TheBloggess We have a Texas sage plant that flowers before rain. When asked if it would rain today I said "Not according to my bush."

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tanyaphillips18 @TheBloggess noticed the blind man approaching me wasn't sure where I was so called out 'on your right', I was on his left. He corrected me.

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amyquispe i can be there for your without being *that* there for you :P

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Schmidtlepp Aber Herr Altmaier, das gilt für uns beide auch! Meine Güte, was haben Sie gemacht?! twitter.com/peteraltmaier/…

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"Ich schaff das nicht. Hatte ich vor einer halben Stunde nicht noch richtig Hunger? Versteh einer die Menschen."

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astefanowitsch Habe @telepolis_news ein Interview zur Sprache der Flüchtlingsdebatte gegeben: heise.de/tp/artikel/46/…

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astefanowitsch Mist, aufgeflogen: In den Kommentaren durchschaut man mich sofort als „beamteten Teil der kulturmarxistischen Verleumdungsinfrastruktur.“

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skeptikantin Wie unnütz. „Mein iPad finden“ kann erst den Standort ermitteln, wenn es als „verloren“ gemeldet ist. Ergebnis: hab's zu Hause „verloren“.

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jamesiry They were trying to manipulate the limestone block market. Plutocrats of the time called it a "strategic reserve." twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

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stanfordnlp Huge credit to ACL (Assn for Computational Linguistics), @StevenBird and @knmnyn for making things so. twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

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ojahnn omg <3 <3 <3 pic.twitter.com/JCxhwEBher

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aparrish there's a certain beauty to DST i guess. it's certainly among the most dada of all participatory performances mandated by government

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SoVeryBritish Accidentally microwaving your soup for the full recommended time, causing it to explode and destroy the kitchen

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peterbreuer Ich könnte mich in den Arsch beißen, dass ich nicht gelenkiger bin.

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korrekturen Kleiner, aber feiner Unterschied: »irgendwohin fliegen« versus »irgendwo hinfliegen«.

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jasonbaldridge This Lingua business makes me extra happy that computational linguistics is overwhelmly open, free & online. aclweb.org/anthology/

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reubenbond Most JS/Python/Ruby apps... pic.twitter.com/hkDkjdxpFH

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ojahnn MA Numminen singt mir aus der Seele.
🎶 ... Folglich will ich auch nichts als Scheinfreiheit... 🎶

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Stuttgart, der gestresstestetste Bahnhof Deutschlands.

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textundblog "Bestandserhaltung 2.0
Ein ungeeignetes Urheberrecht ist für das digitale kulturelle Gedächtnis das “saure Papier” d. 21.Jhts." @esteinhauer

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astefanowitsch Wir sollten an der Freien Universität eine Tagung zu Interrogativpronomen veranstalten und sie „The Dahlem Which Trials“ nennen!

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houellebeck Nordic Walking ist eine Übung in Demut und Frustrationstoleranz.
Außerdem treibt man den Läuferkollegen damit die Fremdscham ins Gesicht.

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alicemazzy for me, and for a lot of us I'm sure, computers and the net are more of an exocortex. an extension of the self rather than an object apart

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pamelafox How students try to get me not to look at the surprises in their program: they claim the code is CONFIDENTIAL. pic.twitter.com/eOEi3k6Diz

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jamis When writing failing tests...make sure the failure you get is the failure you expect before moving on.

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@emtiu Nein. Tafelbilder und VG Wort sind verschiedene Geschichten. Der Blogeintrag stellt da keinen Zusammenhang her.

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deliprao A great Quora answer qr.ae/RklBZq pic.twitter.com/FMoPLCxCBO

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wellerstein Today's birthday: Joseph Rotblat (1908-2005), the only physicist to leave Los Alamos after learning the Nazis did not have a bomb project.

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Snowden The problem with the new is trying to fit the law around the spying, rather than making spying fit the law. It's backwards.

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amyquispe the saying is "a camel is a horse designed by committee" dissing design-by committee but like, camels are pretty much better

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GeileHirnbude Beim Faunisten noch schnell einen bunten Strauß Tiergenitalien holen.

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Snowden 's "judicial oversight" seems notional, not serious. Judges need power to weigh evidence, propriety. twitter.com/DavidDavisMP/s…

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ncweaver Give me access to that data in bulk and I can have a blackmail target for every office of every member of parliament.

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Lotterleben .@tauriqmoosa I love how they shortened "I don't think anyone is as capable as white cishet dudes" into 3 words.

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@yoavgo @jasonbaldridge @emilymbender Note they're talking about the prototype chatbot, not Smart Reply.

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ncweaver Requires, at minimum, ISPs to keep bulk netflow and passive DNS on everybody. Which really DOES get your web history
twitter.com/josephfcox/sta…

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Herr_Rau Gebloggt: Games for Thinkers. Aus den späten 1960ern. herr-rau.de/wordpress/2015…

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Snowden I think that has to come from the President, but I appreciate the offer. twitter.com/DavidDavisMP/s…

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Lotterleben But the word selfie didn't exist (at least in my world) and there were no articles shaming young people for being so vain etc etc

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GoaGoaZwerg Sächsische Regierung muss eigene Gedenkstättenstiftung auf Twitter wegen Sympathien für rechten Mob zurückpfeifen. pic.twitter.com/IzsKQOQ4dP

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fatmike182 Da sitzen Menschen drinnen? pic.twitter.com/Ip9GmcLGBK

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rodmckie If you know of a more sarcastic sheep than this, I'd like to see it! pic.twitter.com/Vu8vua2xgg

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Snowden "It's only communications data" = "It's only a comprehensive record of your private activities." It's the activity log of your life.

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fredericmarx That awkward moment when the German expression for “Likes” is 21 characters long. pic.twitter.com/uqdAw6Xbdh

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sixtus Im Kontext der sollten wir nicht von Meta-Daten sprechen. Das ist verharmlosend. Treffender: Kommunikationsverhalten & Bewegungsprofil.

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ojahnn Finished my first entry today, a book that consists of all possible German syllables. github.com/ojahnn/jedesil…

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SoVeryBritish A pre-holiday dilemma, from Very British Problems Abroad - out now amzn.to/1HxQcR1 pic.twitter.com/yzhcJEY51b

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Sarcastic sheep is sarcastic. - GIF on Imgur imgur.com/gallery/2GxY5r8

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femInsist Frauen müssen Familie und Beruf nicht vereinbaren. Eltern müssen Berufe und Familie vereinbaren.

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@wellendonner Mit diesem Hühnerdreck triggern Sie koe einzige pürtschäs dißischn!

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Mandelbroetchen Ich mag die Einstellung nicht, dass man sich etwas vom Staat verdient hat, nur weil man eingezahlt hat. Der Staat ist ein Solidaritätswerk.

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hllizi @texttheater geistige Tätigkeiten

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@Nachtvogel Bei uns ist er seit gestern Vormittag weg. Schade. :(

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Classic LaTeX WTF (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ tex.stackexchange.com/a/220643?stw=2

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iamtrask @geomblog @pmddomingos dropout = grad student dissent

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dubstep4dads Me: this is bullshit. conditioner and shampoo in one? impossible

Walmart employee who I have in a headlock: sir I didn't make the shampoo

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ylecun Adverserial training = gradient dissent.

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pmddomingos Jobs in America when trucks still needed drivers: pic.twitter.com/ljS1gpeqoa

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SciencePorn Poor friendly sharks pic.twitter.com/hoiRtLXaas

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peterbreuer Würde gerne ein neues Leben beginnen, mag aber keine HIPP-Gläser. Deshalb evtl. nur an diversen Stellschrauben drehen.

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@SibylleHasse Ich meine, ich hing an den Kopfhörern im Büro fest, weil da so gute Musik rauskam, die ich nicht unterbrechen wollte.

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@spinfocl Ja, komisch, ne? Haben sie dem letzten Update nen Zeitzünder verpasst.

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JamesMelville We don't pay our taxes for the NHS to be sold to the highest bidder.
We pay our taxes to help those most in need. pic.twitter.com/qubzrNFL7y

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MadamGaehn Deutsche Sprache, schöne Sprache: pic.twitter.com/o3NemXKonV

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peterbreuer Die Vorstellung, dass die abends auf der ISS die Spielesammlung aus der Sitztruhe holen und in einem schwerelosen Halmahütchennebel stehen.

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sonjdol Das auseinandergenommen. Aber ganz ganz schnell. twitter.com/Raven_AB/statu…

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Kann kein Feierabend machen wg. Musik

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jasnam_sidhu "Machine learning could become the glue between different domains of knowledge". @pmddomingos @FastForwardLabs twitter.com/fastforwardlab…

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saladinahmed twitter you have a problem with harassment

WHAT IF WE FORCED WOMEN TO MARK TWEETS USING AN ICON REPRESENTING ROMANTIC LOVE WOULD THAT HELP

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@ojahnn Zurücknehmen wäre ganz schön herzlos!

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Höre gerade zum ersten Mal den erweiterten Instrumentalteil hier ab 4'30". Wie geil. youtube.com/watch?v=zQbjC8…

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peterbreuer Baschar al-Assad sieht auf allen Agenturfotos so aus, als würde er für Malta mit einer soften Ballade beim Eurovision Song Contest antreten.

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peterbreuer Bohre ein Loch in die Libelle der Wasserwaage meines Opas, um zu erleben, wie 1958 die Luft roch.

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alqaeda Nothing dignifies terror threats or fatwas like a row of cute little ❤️’s next to them. What next, @twitter? Gold stars, glitter & kittens?

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mapmeld PanLex from @longnow is digitizing and parsing dictionaries of the world's languages, to ultimately understand and translate everything

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Herzen, Sterne, Brezeln

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Ein Gebäude speziell für geistige Tätigkeiten, an dem beinahe jeden Tag irgendetwas mit großen Maschinen umgebaut wird. Finde den Fehler.

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SoVeryBritish Shaking your head furiously at the door handle for trying to steal your coat

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bishboria @codemiller @boothead when, ironically, it should be the other way around.

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codemiller "It's almost as if we don't trust people with functional programming until they've spent a decade doing OO and didn't kill anyone"

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peterbreuer Mit Strg+N+K neues Fenster auf Kipp öffnen.

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skeptikantin @Schplock wieso, hab ich doch grad! Keine Pointe. @techniktagebuch

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skeptikantin Lebe seit zwei Wochen im unfreiwilligen Selbstversuch ohne EC- & Kreditkarte. Manche nennen das „Reise zu sich selbst“. Ich nenn's scheiße.

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neinasaservice Interesting that Windows is often an issue when it comes to proglang UX pic.twitter.com/JOSdhm2qQX

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eevee a dystopian future where the government forbids you from having private conversations, because terrorists telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/te…

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StartupLJackson Predicting what's going to happen is often pretty easy. How is harder. But when, when is the one that fucking kills ya.

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GretchenAMcC Look, if "elsewhere" is a thing, I don't see why we can't also have elsewhen, elsewhat, elsewho, elsewhy, and the rest of the elsefamily.

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houellebeck Finde den Fehler: vor bei der nächsten warnen, wenn Partei XYZ nicht endlich rechts genug handelt.

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Indiegogo Introducing Eclipse, the next generation of the @revolights bicycle lighting system: bit.ly/1hJeOQb pic.twitter.com/mWGNEbQ2Af

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amyquispe Gonna be like that time I learned how to drive a stick in India and went back to Germany and my hand hit the door. pic.twitter.com/mAeI1vAwDx

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Snowden I use Signal every day. (Spoiler: they already know) twitter.com/whispersystems…

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DerAuenlaender Womit die Grünen echt ein Problem haben, ist Esoterik in d. eigenen Reihen. Mehr Wissenschaftlichkeit bei Gentechnik o. Elektrosmog täte gut

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peterbreuer Hätten die Pegida-Leute im letzten Jahr jeden Montag 2 Stunden eine Fremdsprache geübt, könnten sie jetzt schon ein kleines Gespräch führen.

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aria42 If you use Google Scholar for CS research papers, I really recommend checking out @allenai_org's Semantic Scholar geekwire.com/2015/paul-alle…

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whispersystems We've started rolling out Signal for Android! TextSecure and RedPhone are now just Signal: whispersystems.org/blog/just-sign…

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vruba The idea of daylight saving time is: conventional business hours are poorly chosen, so let’s periodically redefine time itself.

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Netzpiloten Um von Falschmeldungen zu unterscheiden, gibt es sechs einfache Schritte. @beteprown zeigt welche: buff.ly/1NxOPXw

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plomlompom "Q: Why don't you care about my feelings? A: We are not a support group for human emotion." Als PostHumanist & Roboter begrüß ich das!

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Snowden Journos: UK officials don't want to "ban encryption" -- they want to ban encryption that *works*. Deceptive intent. pic.twitter.com/wTgLeFYJqi

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Wally Resists The Tyranny Of Productivity by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2015-11-… via @Dilbert_Daily

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peterbreuer Der feuchte Kehricht ist ab sofort rückfettend und hat pflegende Aloe-vera-Extrakte. Jetzt interessiert er mich natürlich!

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Yearly reminder: Rettung aus Steinvulva hat Nachwehen http://wortdrechselei.bl...

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StigAbell From Sweden; oddly mesmeric: "all posters except posters about posters being prohibited are prohibited" pic.twitter.com/HKQqPVo3Kb

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Islieb Jugend verschwendet | pic.twitter.com/MG1LfgvAgd

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peterbreuer „Bitte sprechen Sie den Signalton nach.“

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ojahnn @texttheater Hey, dann bist du ja bier als ich gedacht hatte. Hahaha. Ha.

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@ojahnn Ah, das steckte also hinter "Bier"! :D Hatte ich richtig geahnt.

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@ojahnn Schon klar. ^^ Leider hat das "leider" nicht mehr in den Zitattweet gepasst.

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"dass ich mich jetzt nicht mehr aus Mangel an Alternativen für die Promotion entscheiden kann" twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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atwolf LOL pic.twitter.com/CIHcUVDERX

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LadyRiddle26 @spinfocl @AntifaTreptow @texttheater jup, das geht, wenn man die billigen Cuttermesser als Basis nimmt, da sind die Klingen recht weich...

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Riotbuddha Das gleiche hat die EU schon mit Gaddafi und Mubarak gemacht. "Du kannst machen, was du willst. Halt uns nur diese Flüchtlinge vom Hals."

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Riotbuddha Deutschland und EU in alter Tradition. Kooperationen mit Diktatoren um Flucht zu verunmöglichen. tagesschau.de/ausland/tuerke…

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spinfocl Hm, Thema der heutigen Sitzung: "Was ist Text? Keine Antwort, aber Bilder."?

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Mit Buß und Bann ans Ziel

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PokeMontag "Schiggy putzt die Fenster, ist sich aber zu fein, Aquaknarre einzusetzen" pic.twitter.com/6dP74208mF

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"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Technically Beautiful" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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techniktagebuch Ca. 1999 - Digital humanities avant la lettre tmblr.co/ZydXMo1xH4d-L

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ArtDevoted overthinking pic.twitter.com/kWNiilqPqz

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James Bond channelt Helmut Schmidt

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James Bond vs. Hans Landa

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astefanowitsch @phwampfler Wow, ein Artikel, in dem jeder einzelne Aussage falsch oder völlig ohne Sinn ist.

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houellebeck Wenn Sie vom Hauptbahnhof in Aleppo mit 10 Minuten ohne dass Sie am Flughafen noch einchecken müssen... twitter.com/pseudonymphe/s…

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What MGIZA++ does when you run it on more than 10 cores. pic.twitter.com/uucDYl2fwz

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menghe Are you serious. pic.twitter.com/c8hffXWJZ0

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kathrinpassig Ein wichtiger Hinweis auf der Zugtoilette. pic.twitter.com/PfWdmYbNR6

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urbit_ A phonemic password generator? Good idea: github.com/urbit/urbit/is…

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Nachtvogel Spazur erfolgreich. pic.twitter.com/zYURQlKuF2

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"You need to condorse your problems!"

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spinfocl @AntifaTreptow @texttheater Sicher, dass sich die Klinge um den Laternenpfahl biegen ließ? Aus der Ferne wirkt das ein wenig fakeig.

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AntifaTreptow Passt bitte beim Nazi-Sticker entfernen auf, und kratzt diese niemals mit den Fingern ab. Gesehen in Oberschöneweide pic.twitter.com/hMZJ0YQpt0

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"Die Unwahrheit über Akif Pirinçcis „KZ-Rede“" stefan-niggemeier.de/blog/22191/die…

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skeptikantin Es ist wieder so weit. Ich heule, das ist zu gut. Schönen Sonntag! Die Klangbrücke von Übach-Palenberg. /via @extra3 daserste.ndr.de/extra3/sendung…

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houellebeck Lieber Flüchtling: Menschenrechte sind hier gerade knapp, weil wir die alle in Dein Heimatland importieren.

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DieKolumnisten Die "Flüchtlingsfrage" braucht nicht täglich 100 Meinungsartikel. Sie ist leicht zu beantworten, so @Lyrik_und_Prosa diekolumnisten.de/2015/11/01/rei…

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