Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 2017

bercobeute 'Achteruitjuichen', prachtig woord voor de handelswijze van de plaag aan managementgoeroes.
volkskrant.nl/economie/wantr…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:48 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

mattie Normally not a jokes-in-release-notes kinda person, but 👍👍👍 pic.twitter.com/3n19nvOTGp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Es stieg dann einer ein, der guckte schon so kommunikativ."

via Twitter for Android

KatManalac Our blog server keeps crashing. I posted the full copy of our "Welcome, ACLU" post here: facebook.com/YCombinator/po…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@asayeed But it fits very well phonetically! Next spelling reform, let's make it <teimen>.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

durst Betrat gerade die ARD-Kantine und, wow, was soll ich sagen: Hier isst das erste deutsche Fernsehen mit der Tagesschau.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Guttau, das: Das zufriedene Raunen des Publikums eines Lichtbildvortrages, das dem Techniker signalisiert, dass er … labenz.texttheater.net/Guttau

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

JAMyerson "You're just now realizing this?" is my least favorite genre of leftist remark. YES! PEOPLE ARE JUST NOW REALIZING SHIT! ORGANIZE THEM!

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:11 PM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ktzhu She got fired for *LITERALLY* doing her job: defending the Constitution. In Trump's America, that's now a fireable offense.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Jan 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

talyarkoni hypertools: an awesome-looking Python package for visualizing high-dimensional data — by @andyheusser and others github.com/ContextLab/hyp…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Mir ist gerade eingefallen, dass ich noch Mars-Eisriegel und vier Dosen Bier da habe. Ihr könnt euch vorstellen, was jetzt los ist.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

gutelius Don't know about you, but I'm finding it hard to concentrate on anything but saving the country.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yonatanzunger The thing that's really worrying me about "Trial Balloon for a Coup?" is that I'm not being flooded with explanations of why I'm wrong.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender Join us at EMNLP 2017! Workshop on Building Linguistically Generalizable Systems
generalizablenlp.weebly.com

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:19 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Smollsassysloth Me listening to German: "Oh yes I completely understand your complex problems."
Speaking German: "Ich habe neue Schuhe gekocht."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Evan_McMullin The unwillingess of some Executive Branch officials to comply with court orders is indeed cause for great concern. reut.rs/2jjue3D

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:46 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

evoque "God fucking damnit" indeed pic.twitter.com/yGjGDuD2HE

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Mr_Twoflower Den Schmerz spüren. pic.twitter.com/VzY5g5HJ8l

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sarahjeong I'm going to keep repeating this until everyone's sick of it: CBP is acting illegally. This is illegal. twitter.com/jacksmithiv/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:31 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

yonatanzunger Trying to analyze what the past 24h mean for us. We may have just seen the trial balloon for a coup.
medium.com/@yonatanzunger…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Nearly having a panic attack when you hear "tickets, please!", as you sit in the correct seat holding your fully valid ticket

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Streik von Lkw-Fahrern in Mumbai: Wie riegelt man 3140 Kilometer ab?

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Höflichkeits-Deadlock twitter.com/Kaputtmachbot/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Jan 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Besucher Rumsfeld, Gastgeber Berlusconi: Falsche Decknamen

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

seanspicer You nailed it. Period! twitter.com/theonion/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:21 PM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

: "Anna besteht heimlich aus Wolle."

via Twitter for Android

spinfocl @plomlompom Was beim 101. Hören nicht nervt -> gut. @texttheater

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Was ich noch erklärt brauche, nach welchen Kriterien welche Pop-Musik gut gefunden werden darf & welche nicht. Klingt doch alles gleich gut?

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 6:56 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

trevortimm Tech companies have huge political power. They shouldn't just be issuing statements, they should be considering going on general strike.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:04 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Politiker Steinmeier mit Kompetenzteam: Phallische Baugelüste

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:00 AM, Jan 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin In praktisch jedem Fenster auf der Einkaufsstraße hier. pic.twitter.com/6lq2oFDMmc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

alqaeda When’s the best time for a terror attack on the US, providing a pretext for Trump to trash what’s left of yr democracy? Asking for a friend.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Bau des „Atlas“-Detektors: Es gibt überhaupt kein Wunder

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 4:59 PM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

penny_kt_lsu SAY IT LOUDER FOR MY PEOPLE IN THE BACK pic.twitter.com/3NcX4bsozg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Jan 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Pantoffeln Marke "Maukentrost"

via Twitter for Android

climagic A useful tool for is in Firefox and Chrome's developers tools, both have a "Copy as curl command" function in their network tab.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Sonstwer Wenn Zahlungsprovider darüber entscheiden, welche Fantasien und sexuellen Vorlieben du haben darfst

pastebin.com/FFSQUML9

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:11 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Genialer Chagall-Fälscher, der die Kunstwelt narrt, übermütig wird und wegen des Bildtitels „Wieder so ein langweiliges Pferd“ auffliegt.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Is there any linguistic research into specific-to-generic plurals like "The Googles, Amazons, Facebooks and Apples have set the standard”?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jimwaterson British press corp is locked outside the White House because our birthdates were submitted in UK format and secret service don't get it. 🇬🇧

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Ich hab eben so heftig geniest, dass ich durch angestrengtes Nachdenken erstmal überprüft hab, ob das Gehirn noch drin ist.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

EINE KURZE INHALTSANGABE WÄRE TROTZDEM HILFREICH DANKE twitter.com/heutejournal/s…

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tazgezwitscher Nicht alles, was lange währt, zeugt von Qualität. Das zeigt die feministische Zeitschrift zum 40. Geburtstag taz.de/!5372959

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Als ehemaliger Tennisprofi eine Frittenbude eröffnen und zur Freude der Kunden mit einem harten Aufschlag Kartoffeln in Pommes verwandeln.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Wurzelmann Be careful when copying code snippets from a website to the terminal:

lifepluslinux.blogspot.co.at/2017/01/look-b…

CC @UnixToolTip @climagic @omgubuntu

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Siri: Sorry I couldn't find "save us" in your music.
SHRDLU: I don't understand which us you mean.
ELIZA: Why do yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

zeitweise if (true) {
Debug.LogError(„You forgot to specify a condition!!1!“);
}

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:10 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

LaurakBuzz Free Speech: For when literally the best thing you can say about your opinion is it's not technically illegal.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:01 AM, Jan 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

30yearsAI Kilian Evang (@texttheater) successfully defended his thesis today!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

NWOHumanities Taalkundige Kilian Evang @rug_letteren promoveert vandaag binnen het Vici-project van hoogleraar Johan Bos. Succes!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Jan 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Reading my thesis like "What did I write again"

via Twitter for Android

Noch nicht ganz promoviert, aber schon im Besitz des besten Promotionsgeschenks aller Zeiten, von @ojahnn. ❤️❤️❤️ Tausend Dank!

via Twitter for Android

Süß, wenn man nach Monaten den Drucker einschaltet und er sich erstmal eine halbe Stunde putzt.

via Twitter for Android

"Shoo!" New Hire Makes More by Scott Adams dilbert.com/strip/2017-01-… via @Dilbert_Daily

via Twitter Web Client

MachinePix Fish-controlled car, like an inverse scuba suit. pic.twitter.com/ESNm1MpLMo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:16 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Context-free glamour

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AltNatParkSer If you are angered by the science denial coming from Trump's administration, please support the scientistsmarchonwashington.com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:12 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

univgroningen Docent van het Jaar: Malvina Nissim. Ze wint zowel de juryprijs als de publieksprijs. De webprijs is voor Barend va… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@swordfish23 Jup, das ist seit Jahren auf mehreren großen Kreuzungen so und funktioniert prima.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to swordfish23

BauN3RD Wer von euch hier designt Logos für Ärzte? pic.twitter.com/Lg0yENDMB6

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ericgeller It's happening: The White House has ordered the EPA to delete its climate change page. reuters.com/article/us-usa… pic.twitter.com/LfsKUsOdMn

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:23 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

leahmcelrath This needs HUGE attention:

First, FELONY charges against PROTESTERS.

Now, FELONY charges against JOURNALISTS. twitter.com/jonswaine/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:53 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

edyong209 .@314action is encouraging & helping scientists to get elected. In 2 weeks, 405 people have signed up. theatlantic.com/science/archiv…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

nippon_en The government plans to give highly skilled foreigners permanent residency after living in Japan for just one year.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

gregpinelo Nope. They don’t get to do this quietly. Spread the word. twitter.com/ABC/status/810…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Thread. Re: privilege is not a crime, and pointing it out is not an accusation. twitter.com/heidiheilig/st…

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MedievalReacts When your owner gives you a treat every time you're a good boy but you're a good boy all the time so now you're a f… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

the_author_ You don't "disagree" on whether or not genocide is a good idea. You shut down the people advocating it by any means necessary.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

martijnwieling PhD position available with @overlastrecht! Automatic analysis of legal judgments. More info: wieling@gmail.com

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn Genau, das Bild hatte ich vor Augen! :D

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

@ojahnn Geht beides nicht erst in Kombination miteinander richtig ab? ;)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

Taalpost Nu integraal gratis online: 'combinatiewoordenboek'. combinatiewoordenboek.nl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GrumpyEmmi Es kann kein Zufall sein, dass der Badezusatz "Glückliche Auszeit" aussieht wie das Blut der Bourgeoisie. pic.twitter.com/wjcGGmmQNm

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:13 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Fette Beute brachte das Gelage in den Wegelagerer.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:21 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Dutch Government Wants to Counter Trump With Abortion Funds nyti.ms/2kq1pi2

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vmbrasseur Please don't forget you can save any page/tweet forever. Use the Save Page Now form on the Wayback Machine:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:01 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishRussia1 People of Moscow made a photo of a "mysterious shadow boat" on a Moscow river. Later, they understood that it's jus… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:40 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

jengolbeck I'm building a network of scientists to help government scientists & sci communicators who inevitably will be fired… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:41 AM, Jan 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kdphd Excellent syllabus for a class we should all take: callingbullshit.org

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

"How many robes and hoods have you collected?" businessinsider.com/daryl-davis-ma…

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StudyCL_HHU Hi! Dies ist der Twitterkanal des interdisziplinären Bachelorstudiengangs Computerlinguistik an der Heinrich-Heine-… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:32 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

EricHolthaus "This is the emergency we were all worried about." —@JacquelynGill pic.twitter.com/qd9ESpcviy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

TheGurkenkaiser jaja, gegen Kapitalismus sein aber Luft atmen die aus Wäldern in Privateigentum stammt

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:47 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Herr_Rau Die Kollegen, denen schriftliche Kommunikation zu kompliziert ist und die von mir verlangen, dass ich mir ihre mdl. Mitteilung aufschreibe.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

MrRobotQuotes In business, grudges aren't really a thing.. It's too emotional

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn From this angle, the (fake) Rosetta Stone looks vaguely wuggy, don't you think pic.twitter.com/BzDZhE2OCl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

cupe_cupe made this end-grain cutting board from scrap wood - the "hello world" of woordworking :) pic.twitter.com/RR30GcPTAD

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Jan 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SkeptatorTalk Alles alternativ ... pic.twitter.com/cyxsa6ylwk

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Just realized I never notice when it's 4:20 because all my shit's in military time.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

antjeschrupp Mein neuer Blogpost enthält fettgedruckte Passagen, Großbuchstaben und jede Menge Ausrufezeichen !!!!! antjeschrupp.com/2017/01/23/the…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ESYudkowsky Starfleet UX designers learned that if they didn't make some bridge consoles explode, captains would ignore damage until the shields failed.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Seid nicht unglücklich, wenn andere taub für eure Argumente sind. Ich sehe alles erst Wochen später ein & Gesprächspartner erfahren es nie.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:52 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

EliTerry I also endured this hardship. i fed my son Tevin dog food and accidentally set fire to my daughter, whatshername. pic.twitter.com/jhuZppepa9

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn kennt ihr das wenn man umzieht und merkt dass was wichtiges verlorengegangen ist pic.twitter.com/fBZw5G7N8G

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:59 PM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Smerity For every time we see a neural network architecture with a million widgets and no ablations:
twitter.com/davecheney/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

gchrupala "The technology is not the problem. The problem is a political system that doesn’t ensure the benefits accrue to ev… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

myhlee .@PressSec's claims on crowd sizes were so riddled with falsehoods that we wish we could give Five Pinocchios. wapo.st/2kgOva9?tid=ss…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:04 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

emilyslist On the anniversary of Roe v. Wade, when face greater threats than ever before, show your commitment to… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:03 AM, Jan 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Klingt wie "Ein Wochenende in Bad Blut" von Max Goldt. play.google.com/music/m/Ty42ng…

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@asayeed Because it sounds vaguely like Elbonian? 🤔

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

The_Dickinson @iwearaonesie @MoneypennyNaked

Keep us a breast on how this turns out!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

iwearaonesie wife: How'd the interview go?

[flashback to me panicking and telling them I put the "tit" in "multitasking"]

me: Not good

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

VassiliGolod Kluge Worte von @Afelia. Danke dafür! pic.twitter.com/WLwQdZ6qxj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Ich habe meinen Job gekönigt."

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laurenceb They want it to be illegal to know if there are systemic racial disparities in affordable housing twitter.com/bruteforceblog…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:18 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

atlasobscura Best of luck, acousticians, and beware Cthulthu trib.al/OLr98GU

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

yoavartzi New York roaring! pic.twitter.com/IsVuL1JeGf

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:03 AM, Jan 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

tinatbh After a long day of being nice pic.twitter.com/4oAVT7NzLm

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Stay loud, America. Don’t let Trump and his circus of bigots forget they aren’t wanted.

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“eliminating harmful and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan”

Wow.

whitehouse.gov/america-first-…

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Die Kunst ist lang, und kurz ist die Zeit bis zum Auftritt.

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SamGrittner That awkward moment when your silent majority is also invisible pic.twitter.com/TzpBJvvGuV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CodeWisdom "How did you know so much about computers?”
Grace Hopper - “I didn’t, it was the first one”

Interviewed by David… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Buffer (retweeted on 7:40 AM, Jan 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Popehat Key after being arrested is to suppress the compulsion OMG I MUST DO SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY TO FIX THIS. That leads to bad decisions.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Popehat If you're being arrested, don't talk to the police. DON'T TALK TO THE POLICE.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Mark Hamill reading Trump's new year tweet as the Joker is still my favorite thing on the internet for the past few… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:37 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Trumps Ideologie des fossilen Kapitalismus: ein Wachstumsglaube wie im amerikanischen Öljahrhundert bit.ly/2j1uP8l

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 2:04 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Queen_Europe Looking forward to becoming leader of the free world this evening!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:48 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jeremyburge Unicode takes attendance records v seriously 🐁 pic.twitter.com/9blaNh2kGA

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "Pro Person nimmt man ein Ei." - "ISCH BIN ZWEI PERSONEN."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

IvanBrandon White house lit in a rainbow on its last Obama night... 100% perfect. Love as defiance. You go, Mr. President. (Ple… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:14 PM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Was geht ab bei FetLife theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ha_pra Als Asterix-Fan schwant mir Übles. pic.twitter.com/rBASH4upg8

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

IeHikikomori Minus 15 Grad sind mein Coffein.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Jan 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wish there was a picture of the Yonic Tie.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Never realized just how much formal women's clothing sucks. Highly entertaining and illuminating read. thefword.org.uk/2017/01/i-wore…

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peterbreuer Ich habe auch schon mal geträumt, meine künstlichen Wimpern wären acht Kilogramm schwer.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Word of the day: brutalesque /via @Smollsassysloth

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pacohope The 'at' command is so quirky. Moans about grammar but does its job anyways. Knows 'teatime'. @climagic pic.twitter.com/akTt0GhMXq

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sarahmei My #1 conf talk description tip: no first-person sentences.
You will learn instead of I will teach.
You will see instead of I will show.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:41 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Alternative Twitterbio: Erfinde Wörter und rede darüber.

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Erbloggtes Ich habe ein Wort erfunden und widme es @texttheater:
Parforcethread, der: Reihe von Tweets, die mutig ein Thema abhandeln.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

AstroKatie In Trump's administration, the main qualifications for running something seem to be:
* know nothing about it
* hate it anyway

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:32 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

BILD_Komposita Klebstoff-Präsidentschaftskandidat

via Bild_Komposita (retweeted on 1:31 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

ZSKberlin Heute jammern alle nur über . Früher gab es noch Backpfeifen für antisemitischen Dreck. pic.twitter.com/hT9JmtZ2Yp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

neville_park This is a public service announcement. archive.org/web/ pic.twitter.com/F91jAjEnNR

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Jan 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi Oh, hadn't considered this. Sounds plausible.

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

timpritlove Kleiner Sicherheitshinweis für alle fleissigen Retweeter und Empörer: “BTW 2017: AfD will im Wahlkampf provozieren” faz.net/aktuell/politi…

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StefanSasse "In Defense of the Chelsea Manning Commutation" theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

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warentest Liebe DDoS-Anbieter, bitte benutzt unsere Domain test.de nicht für Eure Demonstrationszwecke 😡

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SPIEGELCaptions Bahnchef Mehdorn: Ausnahmeerscheinung in der Geschichte.

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texttheater Als Tech-C einer DE-Domain muss man eine Faxnummer angeben. Aber genug davon, muss jetzt in den Gelben Seiten nach Krematorien gucken.

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peterbreuer Leuten mit Kopfhörern auf die Schulter tippen und sagen: „Sie machen das richtig. Mit einem Audio Guide bekommt man mehr Hintergrundinfos.“

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ncsc Allow your website to accept pasted passwords - it makes your site more secure, not less bit.ly/2k0dbnd pic.twitter.com/QYAdblFxS8

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quinnnorton I am glad Obama commuted Chelsea's sentence, but I'm sad his administration pursued her, and so many others, in the first place.

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ojahnn Professorin freut sich darauf, in der vorlesungsfreien Zeit "endlich mal wieder ein bisschen was neues zu denken" <3

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twig2noise @texttheater @skeptikantin but now there are two cities. They are shaped like two _____ .

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OMG THE INNER CITY OF GRONINGEN IS SHAPED LIKE A WUG pic.twitter.com/a3xBC4Gca0

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peterbreuer Bei Doppelnamen den Bindestrich immer als „minus“ mitsprechen und „Punkt DE“ sagen.

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Lotterleben Poeple who build phones, what is going on here? Am I the only clumsy, small-handed, small-pocketed person who holds things while📱ing?

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Lotterleben Am I really such a niche w this? Is this a diversity fail? (do they not have people with small-ish hands or women's Jeans on their team?)

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Lotterleben And most of all because I'm still stuck with this mess because all available decent Android phones don't work for my hands.

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Lotterleben Update: After reading apple.stackexchange.com/questions/2113… I turned off Photo Stream, Camera Roll Photos stayed intact, I'm relieved & still mad.

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Lotterleben FFFUUUUCKKKKK YOUUUUU APPLE. *fühlt sich hilflos und meh*

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Lotterleben "Wir haben Fotos ohne dein Wissen ins Netz geschoben, sagen dir nicht welche & wenn du sie vom Server haben willst sind se auch lokal weg!"

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Lotterleben Dieser Dialog macht mich immer wieder so, so sauer. pic.twitter.com/v6K8XeDH99

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Most amusing/irritating part: depending on the water spray angle, the pictogram features a butt or a person with pl… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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alexvtunzelmann And the Russians have (almost literally) got Trump by the balls. Just look how much Putin is enjoying this: pic.twitter.com/STJbay2kMc

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climagic lessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss # That program you try to run when your network is laggy.

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ojahnn Talk to us, we have a wug! pic.twitter.com/CY3bwkS1Xa

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Miles_Brundage "DyNet: The Dynamic Neural Network Toolkit," Neubig et al. (lots of folks from all over, inc. @yoavgo and @nsaphra): arxiv.org/abs/1701.03980

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hallo TEDi warum verkauft ihr leere batterien seid ihr dumm oder so

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nhannahjones The real, non-homogenized Dr. King. pic.twitter.com/uusHJkGeZy

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We need whistleblowers now more than ever. Join the tweetstorm to tell @POTUS to do the right thing. TweetForSnowden.com

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daniel_bohrer Stack Overflow in a nutshell:
­— I need <simple feature>
— ✔ Use this trivial code: <4 pages of unexplained magic TeX incantations>

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drluebbers Falls sich jemand wundert,warum Ärzte nicht offen über sprechen.
@jameda_de bewertet jetzt auch Tweets… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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mirza9 The greatest George W. Bush post of all time. pic.twitter.com/j993lVy6Iy

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bcrypt 1. pay for movie
2. the movie thinks you are trying to steal it because your projector is too old to support DRM
3. pirate the movie

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Noch zehn Tage, dann setz ich mir nen lustigen Hut auf.

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viktorklang Just saw a parmesan-infused german sausage.
Clearly this is the wurst-käse scenario everyone's always talking about.

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BenedictEvans Google search for ‘medical bankruptcy’ by region pic.twitter.com/yZ4YZKgbsu

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Quality, qualicy and qualitics

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The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis according to : when you learn their language, you gain their superpowers.

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Weinkaufkriterien:
1) rot
2) lustiges Tier auf dem Etikett

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thewildestsea I love you, pocket friends. pic.twitter.com/HQY0DdlIeO

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rabbitandcoffee Life Accordion To Trump pic.twitter.com/srw44SKbfL

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jamis Take the tedium out of generating slides for presentations: github.com/jamis/code_sli… -- turn your code into syntax-highlighted PDF/PNG!

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HTScotPol Brilliant TV preview in today's @newsundayherald pic.twitter.com/nFvyDjKTyl

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4 days left! Take action for whistleblowers now: TweetForSnowden.com to help . Also sending ! by @idltweets

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"Ich bin jetzt 24, in zwei Jahren fliege ich raus, bevor die anfangen, mich zu siezen." zeit.de/2016/52/aufkla…

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asayeed Things that have been recently described as : dinosaurs, the core of the earth, ...

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angealbertini new release: Internet Protocol Datagram - RFC791 (with SVG)
github.com/corkami/pics/ pic.twitter.com/hXlaGxfuyo

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Snowden Whether or not this President ends the war on whistleblowers, you've sent a message to history: I feared no one wou… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Time is running out for Chelsea Manning @xychelsea clemency. Send her your hugs at pic.twitter.com/hjas1VWaCa via @idltweets

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peterbreuer Ob sie sich eine Zelle teilen müssen? pic.twitter.com/WOXfq2Ewth

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morganhousel "Never make fun of people for mispronouncing a word. It means they learned it by reading."

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wortwicht Ich kann mit meinen bescheidenen Schwedisch-Kenntnissen bereits erste bedeutende Tweets übersetzen!
---------

bob mannen

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peterbreuer Den Facebook-Test „Wie siehst Du in 60 Jahren aus?“ nur mitgemacht, um zu sehen, ob sie sich trauen, mir einen Sack Mutterboden zu zeigen.

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tinyrevolution This kind of monstrous, real life super villainy was quite common pre-ACA. Read @xeni's whole story here:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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astefanowitsch In Hamburg Hbf sind zwei verfeindete AIDA-Reisegruppen in den Zug gestiegen und das ist leider der Beginn der Rollkoffokalypse. Lebt wohl.

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FR31H31T *macht den Menschen in vielen Regionen des Landes zu Schafen*

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ojahnn "Sieht übrigens gut aus, wie du da stehst." - "Oh, danke, was gefällt dir daran denn besonders?" - "Der Anblick."

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"I don't have time to fight with people who are trying to misunderstand me." foundersatwork.posthaven.com/the-sound-of-s…

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SPIEGELCaptions Ölverarbeitungsschiff vor der Küste Angolas: Sein Herz pumpt wie beim ersten Ku§

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oOtrinityOo Erstmal mit Edding das Arte-Logo in die linke obere Ecke vom Fernseher malen. Falls jemand ins Zimmer kommt.

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Snowden When I came forward, I expected to be alone. To have you with me -- all these years later -- is the greatest honor of my life. Thank you.

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frachtschaden @frachtschaden KONTRAPUNKT SENF

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frachtschaden @frachtschaden Sieht aus wie eine Installation. Das Ei atmet in der Weite des Raums, Kontrapunkt Senf

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frachtschaden Freitagabend ist Scotch-Egg-und-IPA-Abend pic.twitter.com/cUJFIN0eIh

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"I'm not perfect, I'm as good as it gets."

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He risked everything to expose illegal mass surveillance. It's time to + bring him home! tweetforsnowden.org @idltweets

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Lotterleben Drolliger Leihlaptop ist derbe drollig. :3 <3 pic.twitter.com/BNWYFsv0zH

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astroehlein Can we make it any more clear? atfp.co/2imJGXd pic.twitter.com/Bo8Y1OBA2h

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@GretchenAMcC @ojahnn I feel your pain. I get "Killian" a lot. Admittedly the difference is very hard to see in sans-serif fonts.

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GretchenAMcC @heatherfro But my name is so rare I was able to register it with dot com! And my synesthesia really likes the colour combo! Names are hard.

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A Selection of the 30 Most Disappointing Under 30 newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh… via @NewYorker

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catherinegee Someone on Reddit: Obama should resign a few days early just so Joe gets to be the 45th President for the next week. pic.twitter.com/hnUR1UTEkE

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Bügle gerade meine Lieblingskrawatte. Zu schwarzen Hemden kann man sie als silberne Krawatte tragen, zu weißen/grauen/roten als schwarze.

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IeHikikomori 20 million Americans are likely to lose their health insurance. Contact your representative to stop this process. bit.ly/2iLASve

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@ojahnn Gute Idee. Man kann seine Emotionen nicht kontrollieren, aber effektiv managen. ^^

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ojahnn Aber vielleicht ist die Idee gar nicht so schlecht, dann kann man sicher sein, dass die Zeit für jeden Ärger ausreichen wird.

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ojahnn Heute habe ich mich dabei ertappt, wie ich versucht habe, sorgfältig zu planen, wann ich mich wie lange worüber ärgern werde.

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SaraSoueidan “A collection of repeatable SVG background patterns for you to use on your digital projects.” 😊 twitter.com/steveschoger/s…

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girlposts date the person who says, "have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything" not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them 🙃

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30yearsAI Attending 30 years Alfa-informatica (Jan 27)? Register by Sunday January 15 (later registration implies no free lunch)

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Seems like I've successfully sat out the era of inferential statistics in science. ;)

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sauro OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG pic.twitter.com/Kv1RPFQMPj

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GretchenAMcC Today in weirdly good Google Docs spellcheck features: it just removed the red squiggly line when I typed [sic] after a word

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@Nachtvogel Haha, bin gerade auch darüber gestolpert! 😀

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fightfortheftr It's time for @POTUS to do the right thing & . Chelsea Manning has suffered enough. RT if you agree!… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Schreyeisen "Im Meeting habe ich endlich mal Köpfe mit Nägeln gemacht."

"Du meinst Nägel mit Köpfen!?"

"Nein!"

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labenzticker Schellweiler, der: Nicht interaktives Kommandozeilenprogramm, das langwierige Berechnungen durchführt, während der … labenz.texttheater.net/Schellweiler

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fresheima Basically every thing Trump ever said should be more shocking to you than Golden Showers! Let's not make this into a big kink shaming show!

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sarahjeong "[Your and Snowden's] motivations and philosophies couldn't be more different." 27,600 upvotes and gilded 12x pic.twitter.com/crMC8YKbSv

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- Wie wir das genau machen, müssen wir noch ausbulldozern.
- Du meinst ausbaldowern.
- Nein.

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zugenia One of my books went missing years ago and I recently ordered a used copy online and it's my actual missing book pic.twitter.com/NF4nH9RJ9j

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In die ewigen Haftgründe eingehen

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slowtiger Der eine Nachbar hat 2 neue Dackel. Sie heißen Waldi Nord und Waldi Süd.

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Muss noch E-Schokolade und U-Schokolade kaufen.

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SPIEGELCaptions Altkanzler Kohl: Die Siege sprechen für ihn

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amyquispe “The Media Treats White Drugs Users Like Angels Who Lost Their Way and Treats Black Drug Users Like…” @SonofBaldwin medium.com/@SonofBaldwin/…

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talyarkoni this thesis on the statistical crisis by @stdbrouw is a beautiful piece of scientific writing. and writing, period. lib.ugent.be/fulltxt/RUG01/…

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ASUrelle the best artwork i did in a while! pic.twitter.com/gQGCLbP92P

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helenhousandi Programmers refusing to reconsider their words in light of effect over intent is funny when you think about how that would go over with code

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Lotterleben "Ich bin gut in der Zeit, ich bin gut in der Zeit! \o/"
Handy [eingeklemmt hinter der Teekanne] "Das denkst DU! 😏"

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GlenCoppersmith 2004 study of effects of exercise on depression: all population analysis, none of who it did NOT work for ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/p…

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Lotterleben Protip: Geduld, Offenheit, auf Menschen zugehen und Projekte sortieren und ggf. Abzuspecken helfen >> Übertechninjarockstarskills

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SMBCComics The Consolation of Philosophy smbc-comics.com/comic/the-cons…

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nsaphra A product review that says "it doesn't run" has different implications for software or mascara. Fave illustration of multi-domain learning.

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nsaphra In an encyclopedia, "Ur" is Sumerian city. On Twitter "ur" rarely even shares that part of speech. Genre-based domain adaptation justified!

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nsaphra So: what are people's favorite cute illustrations of the need for particular techniques in modeling and processing language?

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SPIEGELCaptions Sanierte Johannesglocke in Meißen: Die Turmherren verlangen kein Leben, nur Lebensläufe

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Herr_Rau Jetzt auch hier: Winterliche Eislaterne (aus Gugelhupfform). Kann man zu dieser Jahreszeit machen. pic.twitter.com/CcydVFydGB

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DeSpeld RIVM waarschuwt ongevaccineerde kinderen: jullie kunnen de tyfus krijgen! - Veel kritiek op toon vaccinatiecampagne… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Weltregierung Kennt Ihr jemanden, der nen Gartenteich hat? Dann habt Ihr jetzt eine Aufgabe: pic.twitter.com/gGMlANfd32

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Was wenige Wissen: "Smombie" ist eine Analogiebildung zu "Zombie", bei welchem das "Z" für "Zeitung" steht.

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genekogan really excited to have DarkNet in @openframeworks. here's dense-captioning at 2fps on my laptop. lots of potential… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Lotterleben Mal sehen wie lang es noch dauert, bis Apple endgültig den selben Absturz wie Microsoft hinlegt. & was dann kommt. (irgendwas? bittebitte?)

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Lotterleben Programmfenster landen in Narnia, wenn ich mein MBP vom Bildschirm abziehe, aber Hauptsache iMessage zeigt jetzt Konfetti an…

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mathias @FakeUnicode Clever! Annotated version: mothereff.in/regexpu#input=… You could even detect Unicode v5.1.0 vs. v5.2.0 using this technique.

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GebbiGibson Symbolbild “Ferienende”. pic.twitter.com/RKruqBGwKU

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U+1F9C1 FINGER PYRAMID OF EVIL CONTEMPLATION

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durst Wie Extrovertierte sich einen ordentlichen Introvertierten vorstellen: „Alle mal herhören! Ich bin ja introvertiert, also… *laber*, *fasel*“

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durst Vorwerk, aber als Vorband, die den Song "Autobahnauffahrt" spielt.

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Die Linke: Wagenknecht kämpft um die Wutbürger | ZEIT ONLINE zeit.de/politik/deutsc…

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DavidKlion I was denied health insurance during the 2009 ACA debates literally for having seen a therapist. That's what pre-existing condition means.

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m_wall Jesus, does nothing I learned during my undergrad degree actually hold up? twitter.com/psychoschmitt/…

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AngstromHoot being violent and drunk in Japan sounds amazing pic.twitter.com/mfTETfjQwj

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I've been waiting for this analysis! tl;dr: yes. medium.com/@jasoncrease/w…

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Heute in der Reihe "Ich bin ja kein Präskriptivist, aber": Knie (Plural) wie Knie (Singular) aussprechen? Srsly?

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frachtschaden Steak im Speckmantel, wobei der Speck selber in in Salami eingewickelte Schnitzel eingewickelt ist (mit Sauce Bolognese)

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mueller_andi Weil sich Nazi-Terroranschlag scheiße anhört, haben sie ne "Explosion" geplant. 120kg Feuerwerk, das sorgt für ne… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Listicle "Wer 2017 wahrscheinlich stirbt"

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"By about 1400 the trailing point was sometimes of ridiculous proportions." en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

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jvdwaa @climagic Oh this is a pretty neat CLI tip:

$ libreoffice --headless --invisible --convert-to pdf *.ppt

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Frl_Bruenett Wichtiger Text, noch wichtigeres Projekt twitter.com/die_rote_frau/…

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@carridwen Zielloses Stöbern im eigenen (Re)Tweet-Archiv :o)

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plomlompom War fast soweit:Na gut,gegen AfD geh ich doch noch wählen.Taktisch,LinksPartei als kleinstesÜbel &so.Aber mitAfD-Kandidatin?Dann halt nicht.

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Ohne die Fortsetzung liest es sich so, als wäre „schweben“ ein Synonym zu „knallen“, „kleben“, „langen“. twitter.com/carridwen/stat…

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Pff, Klingonisch. Ich würde ja lieber Cardassianisch lernen.

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frachtschaden 5x grauer Vogel (habe leider Farbschwäche)
5x Vogel mit ADS
1x Vogel mit Nackenproblem
8x Vogel mit komischer Frisur pic.twitter.com/Y7PbpHs1YF

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americandialect Dumpster Fire (🗑🔥 ) is the American Dialect Society's 2016 Word of the Year.

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Sex and Drugs – Bestäubung und Betäubung

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Was wenige wissen: Alle Sprachen der Welt waren Wunderwerke perfekter Logik und Konsistenz, bevor zum 1. Mal jemand „Schraubenzieher“ sagte.

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Mailwurm666 Bild zeigt: Zitat von Ulrich Küch, Chef des Bundes Deutscher Kriminalbeamter in Niedersachsen. pic.twitter.com/nDIriKvlbR

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FakeAPStylebook How about you just call it fucking fascism on first reference for once in your goddamn life.

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Chaosfux SEHET DER PROPHETENKALENDER HAT SCHNEE IM JANUAR PROPHEZIEN pic.twitter.com/2fCP47v0We

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HUCH! 706 in Hamm, 704 an der Uni, 709 in Gerresheim – von den Gewissheiten meiner Kindheit ist nichts mehr übrig. de.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

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durst Selbstbild als Zweitkellerlizenzkey für die DATA BECKER Champagnerverwaltung.

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durst Selbstbild als Immobilienmakler namens Flat Eric.

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SPIEGELCaptions Scientologen-Opfer Ehepaar Becker: Hoffen auf Rache

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@oecan_ Nein, aber kostenlos runterladen, und wenn du ein gedrucktes Exemplar möchtest, gerne Adresse per DM!

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hadleywickham If you need CC-0 beautiful stock photography for presentations (or similar) try unsplash.com — it's awesome!

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Hajabeg Yesterday was eventful. My new card looks like this, and a cashier wouldn't let me pay for my order because he didn… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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MikeHerzog "Jeder erfahrene Webdesigner weiß ja, dass kursive Leerzeichen besser aussehen als nicht kursive."

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For reference, this is the erroneous cover. pic.twitter.com/dl6aMLk4xb

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WaPoExpress This is how the cover should have looked. We apologize for the mistake. pic.twitter.com/MKKOkHPV8T

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WaPoExpress We made a mistake on our cover this morning and we’re very embarrassed. We erroneously used a male symbol instead of a female symbol.

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@boknilev @zehavoc I don't know the details, didn't write this paper. I'm in the PMB project, but semtagging isn't my department. :D

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@GlernterOe @houellebeck Auf die Eins und auf die Zwei und auf die Drei und auf die Vier?

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Habe das hier zur Deep-Learning-Selbst-Fortbildungs-Woche erklärt.

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HardieResearch The OTA: the single most vital institution for linguistics that doesn't have the word "corpus" or "computer… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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gwern So a mysterious AI, 'Master', is trouncing top Go players online 50-0, likely superhuman, and no one knows who created it. How cyberpunk.

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NS-Zeit: Darum hatte Hitler keine Atombombe | ZEIT ONLINE zeit.de/wissen/geschic…

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frachtschaden The problem is asymmetric since war is entropy increase.
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Doener "Auf die meisten Güterwaggons lassen sich diese Auflieger nicht mehr verladen" sueddeutsche.de/auto/gueterver…

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@boknilev @zehavoc Kinda, it's also very much work in progress. Curious, what is it you want to do? ^^

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SPIEGELCaptions Partygast Brüderle beim Festessen des BDI am 29. Januar in Berlin: Die Bonität der Mitarbeiter ausgeschnüffelt

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peterbreuer Ich bin fast 52 und habe keine Ahnung von Steuern, Miete oder Versicherungen.

Aber ich weiß, dass Ernie & Bert ihre Nasen tauschen konnten.

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I just backed Azimuth Climate Data Backup Project on @kickstarter kck.st/2ieAUw6

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marsroverdriver We're backing up govt climate databases before Trump takes office. We have a Kickstarter. You can contribute here: kickstarter.com/projects/59274…

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aonzds "Und, schon' ne Freundin?"
"Ich bin schwul."
"Titten magst'e trotzdem, oder?"
"Wie könnte man Titten nicht mögen?"

Mein Neffe, ich mag ihn.

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emilymbender Hey tired of systems that skip the linguistic subtleties? Here's a chance to test their mettle: bibinlp.umiacs.umd.edu

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boknilev What's a good task for evaluating semantics in sentences that can be expressed as word-level labels?

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/sign Review: Passengers Has Huge Ambitions But No Guts | Gizmodo Australia (via @GizmodoAU) gizmodo.com.au/2017/01/passen…

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Brock Grace Hopper died 25 years ago yesterday. Honor her memory by living as she did: fight Nazis with computers.

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ojahnn found some notes that I took in 2010 pic.twitter.com/gRVacDngU1

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silvestah 8 Söhne kriegen und sie Filip, Fillip, Filipp, Fillipp, Philip, Philipp, Phillip und Phillipp nennen, weil man andere Menschen hasst. ❤️

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cydharrell this is ridiculous on so many levels, from UX to inclusion to actual security. twitter.com/anildash/statu…

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the_maki Diese neue Edelfeuilleton-Masche "Unser Autor erzählt irgendwas Banales aus seinem Alltag, als wäre es relevant" kann eigentlich auch weg.

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“technical writing is a balancing act between precision, clarity and marketing” matt.might.net/articles/shell…

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"So, I've decided to replace myself with a shell script." matt.might.net/articles/shell…

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“Wir haben (…) gedacht, in dem Moment, wo wir (…) Gesetze erlassen können, könnten wir mit der Vermittlung aufhören” antjeschrupp.com/2017/01/01/war…

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Because legal teams hate dick jokes: youtu.be/MOIJnQGspWc

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Cmdr_Hadfield With celebrity death and elections taking the media by the nose, it’s easy to forget that this year saw a great many positives. Let’s look.

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