Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 2016

Twitter is my happy place.

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ojahnn But leaving it alone is the only way to get the yellowed pages, spider colonies and layers of pollen I was going for.

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benphillips76 Peak : UK protestor tries to burn the EU flag, but can't, because of EU regulation on flammable materials pic.twitter.com/BiKKKAMms1

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@ojahnn Thus, Wetzlar. Kommst du auch? :O)

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Bikerpfarrer Mein Duschkopf hat drei Einstellungen:
eine zum Duschen,
die andere, um Granit zu schneiden
und die dritte, mit der man Großdemos auflöst

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Give me a best-case scenario... and make it bright!

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terriko "Now, somehow, people understand git's branching model and everyone is born with a github account"

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nsaphra Do you read the experiments section?

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AlterPirat @misharrrgh What a time to be alive and dead at once!

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SPIEGELCaptions Ehepaar Ponto in seiner Jagdhütte in Mölln: Entweder man tanzt Paso doble, oder man provoziert sein Glück

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Argorak @KatiKuersch @Lotterleben Ich hab auch einen: "Der RCDS - streng mathematisch gesehen kein Ring, da mehr als ein Nullelement."

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StanCarey The linguistics of 'mansplaining': languagejones.com/blog-1/2016/5/…

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hllizi Was sollte das überhaupt? Wer denkt denn "Kraftwerk muß ich nicht hören, gibt ja Lieder mit vielen tollen Samples"? twitter.com/vieuxrenard/st…

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"hiernaast zijn er vele gebouwen in de provincie Groningen die, soms ook als spotnaam, de toevoeging 'borg' dragen" nl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti…

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tallinzen Chris Dyer's talk on why neural network architectures should include linguistic structure (in morphology, syntax) videolectures.net/iclr2016_dyer_…

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ojahnn Last weekend I installed a book-reading assistant thingy on my balcony. medium.com/@ojahnn/readin… pic.twitter.com/woDuZSnQb4

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Warning: There were unrefined deferences.

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LeaVerou Awesome font for illustrations where you want to display text in a simplified way, as lines: blokkfont.com pic.twitter.com/hh3zGOgaIq

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SPIEGELCaptions Letzte Reise: Stolpern im langen Kleid

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labenzticker Stücklmühle, die: Eine Kulturtechnik, die sich entwickelt, wo breiten Bevölkerungsteilen der Zugang zu akademischer… labenz.texttheater.net/St%C3%BCcklm%C…

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AstroKatie Fixed that for you, hotel bathroom sign. pic.twitter.com/7TDdBChgXy

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Getüpfelte Socken haben automatisch eine Innennoppung, die die Gleiteigenschaften beim An- und Ausziehen enorm verbessert.

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asayeed Natürlich sind die Beiden wahr: es gibt tiefe Demokratie-Rückschritte in der TR, *und* Europa behält sich ihr ganz heuchlerisch

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nsaphra hello I am in my third year as a phd student and today I realized "free willy" is a pun on "free will"

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CorneliusRoemer Shocked to learn that British civil servants and politicians have no access to academic journals. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/1p3kZiQb1f

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asayeed Giraffe's bones were then made into a cello and its gelatin into gummi bears, while they ate cheeseburgers @cstross twitter.com/MagicRealismBo…

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Reinvent yourself incrementally

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erzaehlmirnix Trau keiner Studie ;) pic.twitter.com/DOxW1fui66

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anotherday____ @marcyjcook @Dr_EmWhitaker good albeit dated literature review: pic.twitter.com/KN1Gr0Pp5E

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Time set away for brooding

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Wenn ich die Welt schon nicht beherrschen kann, will ich sie doch wenigstens anherrschen.

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Words we invented by getting them wrong youtu.be/HSdSuOpyPwA

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sprachlog Blogspektrogramm 21/2016 sprachlog.de/2016/05/29/blo…

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This kind of "autopilot" seems worse than none. cnet.com/roadshow/news/…

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SPIEGELCaptions Altauto-Importland Mali: Hüter einer verschwundenen Welt

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Lobot clustern, clorst, geclorsten ❤️ twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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Dunnemals vs. dermaleinst

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Eilenbrat Im Vergleich zu dunnemals heißen die Leut ja heutzutage streng genommen gar nicht mehr. pic.twitter.com/AcwesCiKpI

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han_man1927 Milch erhitzen - Der Geruch

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spinfocl Die Linke will Wähler von der AfD zurückgewinnen weil...

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PolizeiBerlin_E Ein Waschbär ging in von uns. Er liegt tot an einer Bushaltestelle. Betroffenheit im Team.

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ojahnn @_noujoum @texttheater Vor einigen Wochen in der Kneipe dürfte das etwa der Moment gewesen sein, an dem ich mir Kaffee über die Hose kippte.

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spinfocl Der @texttheater gab ein Interview zu verrockenen Wörtern. sagso.com/2016/05/23/int…

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Kafka backwards "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - A Bug's Life" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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theorycsumd Student evaluations of teaching are not only unreliable, they are significantly biased against female instructors. blogs.lse.ac.uk/impactofsocial…

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Wort des Tages: Bombinatorik

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sama Alt view 3: the other real problem is that not enough of us are willing to pay for news, so we get the click-bait ad-driven news we deserve.

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ojahnn duesseldorf.jpg pic.twitter.com/JbfNDQ17dc

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Habe mit dem Sprachmagazin @sagkurzso über die Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben gesprochen: sagso.com/2016/05/23/int…

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*angewiderter Blick* Wie konnte ich nur jemals dieses Zeug in mich reinstopfen? *stopft dieses Zeug in sich rein* Ah, jetzt weiß ich wieder!

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ojahnn @texttheater Sag bescheid.

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@spinfocl Anprangern scheint ja nicht mehr zu reichen.

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"Ach ja, ich wollte ja noch schnell googeln, wie man dauerhaft glücklich wird."

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hllizi @texttheater looked it up, it's Kaijūs and Jaegers.

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hllizi @texttheater instead of both (i.e. what are the monsters called and Jägers)! And featuring a small New York media company as planet earth.

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aparrish holding off on playing imbroglio so I can continue to enjoy not understanding the evocative jargon it engenders twitter.com/BRKeogh/status…

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hllizi But well, here's Mencken's famous "In Defence of Gawker": quotationspage.com/quote/29591.ht…

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@hllizi Instead of monsters of instead of what are those exoskeletons called again?

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PolizeiBerlin_I a neighbour has a hammer and is hammering too loud

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PolizeiBerlin_I remains on the agenda: Noise reported. She is lying on the grass and weeping. He's pulling her. We're making speed

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PolizeiBerlin_I Oompah, oompah, oompahpah! Who'se playing loud music on the street again in

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hllizi Unkonventionell, aber nicht schlecht: Polizei Berlin fordert zu Deathmatches auf. twitter.com/PolizeiBerlin_…

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@Geekprinzessin Olivenöl o.Ä. reinträufeln, damit sich der Pfropfen löst...

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SPIEGELCaptions Krisenmanager Strauss-Kahn, Merkel: Man lerne vor allem, sich zu freuen

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hllizi Was ist abgefahrener?
twitter.com/PolizeiBerlin_…

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❤️ @abnor_malik talking about high school here, a place I wouldn't have enjoyed nearly as much without him. twitter.com/thewidowstanto…

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oOtrinityOo "So Freunde, aufstehen!" pic.twitter.com/Sc6BXU6Olj

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anthonyjesmok Google beats Oracle—Android makes “fair use” of Java APIs buff.ly/1sSfXeJ

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skeptikantin „Wo ist in diesem Marzipancroissant eigentlich das Marzipan?“ -- „Im Namen.“

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jacobeisenstein @fchollet @yoavgo if we did better at modeling context, maybe we'd need less clever ML to do parsing. promising idea, but hard to prove...

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trochee @fchollet but the error correction mechanisms are how the protocol is maintained, so your notion of "imperfect" seems ill-founded.

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_noujoum Wer interessiert sich für Bots und hat Lust auf eine Bot-UnKonferenz? @ojahnn hat da was am Start & es wird fabulous unperfekthaus.de/projekte/let-s…

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jonlovett Obviously bigger fish to fry right now, but maybe after this election we have a quick convo on grammar education. pic.twitter.com/aMciFxGBS9

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amnesty Get full background on protecting of sex workers, including why decriminalization is one key step, here amn.st/6012Bqkt2

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Interpreters be like "this instruction failed catastrophically, let's happily move on to the next". I can't even.

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Hätte voll Bock mit was (r)auszurücken, z.B. Wahrheit oder 12 Löschzügen.

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amyquispe They thought my SO's name was Bae. Made my day.

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@ojahnn Bei 6 wäre es beim Daumen geblieben? Dann weiß ich jetzt, warum ich nicht das andere Foto gepostet habe, auf dem 1 schon weg war.

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schachtigall Und derlei Schelmerei ausgerechnet in der @tagesschau-Hauptausgabe um 20 Uhr! Chapeau, @rdk_bxl! twitter.com/extra3/status/…

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frachtschaden Anstrengende Tage mit übermäßigem Sozialkontakt beeinträchtigen meine Kognition; meine Analogien werden kongruent zu salatähnlichen Kreisen.

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Zum Glück gibt es auch für die japanischsten Dinge im Leben passende deutsche Übersetzungen. twitter.com/zeitweise/stat…

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Ich hätte dann jetzt heute nicht mehr vor aufzustehen.

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jasonbaldridge Cool paper on gaze tracking w/ bonus feature: many pics of eye-laser battles by metahumans. people.csail.mit.edu/khosla/papers/… pic.twitter.com/yvynUceNuj

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HackerNewsOnion Pixel Perfect Design Ruine̩d By Dead Pixel

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_tr Gif is pronounced like the g in gigantic..

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williampietri I thought this was a joke, but it is actually a serious threat. twitter.com/singe/status/7…

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Ich gönne ihnen ihre monoethnische Kitschshow ja und möchte nur nicht, dass sie ständig mit der Wirklichkeit in Konflikt kommen.

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Könnte man nicht so eine Art Themenpark "Traditionelles deutsches Lebensgefühl" gründen und die AfD'ler da ansiedeln?

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Schplock Im Zug zwei Schweizerinnen, die durchs ganze Großraumabteil miteinander brüllen. Ooooh können die DANKBAR für den Jö-Effekt sein!

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mipearson So I configured slackbot to clean up flipped tables and I'm convinced my team now hate me: pic.twitter.com/85e9kyKnjO

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frachtschaden @frachtschaden Vielleicht hätte er einen Begriff wählen können, der noch etwas schwammiger ist und noch mehr Projektionsfläche bietet.

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GPUComputing How awesome is this?! Using GPUs + , Adobe adds 'Shazam for fonts' to Photoshop nvda.ly/2feL300xUpO pic.twitter.com/otZSk2zP54

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science China unveils elevated bus that passes over cars on the highway bit.ly/1TytXAv pic.twitter.com/r7Fc1DPShi

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arxiv_cs_cl Neural Semantic Role Labeling with Dependency Path Embeddings. (arXiv:1605.07515v1 [cs.CL]) ift.tt/1NL3kLN

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peteskomoroch "Lawyers and Doctors will be easier to replace with AI than Construction Workers" - @pmddomingos at Bloomberg SF pic.twitter.com/8bHmahGCVY

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ClintSmithIII 1) The death penalty is a moral abomination 2) The death penalty is more expensive than keeping someone in prison twitter.com/denardjpinckne…

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clarecorthell What every data scientist should know about data anonymization github.com/krasch/present… pic.twitter.com/0CkDHdFW0Q

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Schplock @texttheater This was linked below, did you see it? theweek.com/articles/62039…

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"Haben Sie ein Psychopharmakon, welches mich in einen Machtrausch versetzt?" (@MartinPerscheid) Den Spruch muss ich mir merken.

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Pretty awesome. Now I want the same for Arabic and East-Asian scripts. theweek.com/articles/61777…

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MGNijenhuis Als de klok zes slaat, verdwijnen alle bureaus in dit Haarlemse kantoor motherboard.vice.com/nl/read/als-de… via @motherboard_nl

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travis_fnd If you're a conference organiser, this is a really great checklist of "the less obvious things": github.com/erikr/lessobvi…

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gmskarka When the guy best known for dystopian cyberpunk calls it, the game is over. Pack it in. pic.twitter.com/QtdlvK5kaT

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Evo2Me @texttheater Man hat in letzter Zeit oft den Eindruck, er diktierte seine Texte, die dann ohne zu lektorieren raus gehen.

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Ich fand Thomas Fischer besser, als er noch ein Zeichenlimit hatte.

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I wrote a program. It's a thing of beauty. Let's not ruin the moment by testing it.

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synapticlee @jasonbaldridge @neuroconscience most certainly! plus his arguments are internally inconsistent synapticlee.co.uk/The-Not-So-Emp…

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olizilla There is a particularly clever @google @gmail password phishing email doing the rounds... tell yer friends. pic.twitter.com/YUBw1qOBdp

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labenzticker Kosilenzien, die (Pl.): Die Momente in Diskussionen, in denen die Runde ein Thema zur Zufriedenheit aller abgeschlo… labenz.texttheater.net/Kosilenzien

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GalaxyKate What am I doing at Google? This!

I'm working with some *excellent* people to make the bot good and smart and nice!
fastcompany.com/3060180/google…

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*sigh* [Python-ideas] Are there asynchronous generators? - Grokbase grokbase.com/t/python/pytho…

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waxpancake Fizz Buzz in Tensorflow. joelgrus.com/2016/05/23/fiz…

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relsqui @relsqui "Every page is page one." Great summary of the right mindset for this.

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ztatlock Figured out TeX in Slack. Things escalated quickly. pic.twitter.com/B1BSQMHlzD

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SPIEGELCaptions Knapp vier Monate später kommt sein: Vorwürfe „grotesk übertrieben“

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astefanowitsch „Was hat die Menschen an Ihnen überzeugt?“

„Dass ich kein Nazi bin.“

„Und was werden Sie jetzt tun?“

„So nicht-nazimäßiges Zeug, halt.“

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astefanowitsch Theorie: Die vielen Refreshs sollen die Erderwärmung beschleunigen, um die Erde für die Eidechsenmenschen bewohnbar zu machen.

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asayeed .@Lucky_Kim @aeonmag acknowledge no cognitive model or abstraction above the neural substrate. Total nonsense.

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asayeed .@Lucky_Kim @aeonmag I think it's a really terrible essay that misses the point of the IP metaphor. An explicit demand that we ...

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asayeed This is a reminder to keep your cognition safely disembodied.

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@frachtschaden E. macht daraus leider eine falsche Computer-Hirn-Dichotomie.

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@frachtschaden Ich glaube auch, dass das der interessante Kernpunkt ist, an dem sich beide einig sind.

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peterbreuer Warum gibt es noch keine würfelförmigen Tomaten? Es ist eine Schande, dass bei einem Tomatenbrot das Salz von den runden Endstücken abperlt.

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berlinliebich Bei der nächsten Bundestagswahl tritt @anked für @dieLinke an. Sehr schön!

zeit.de/politik/deutsc…

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@frachtschaden Ja. Indem er behauptet, dass Computer Information speichern und Gehirne nicht.

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bundesamtfvs Warum Sie bei Googles Messenger o. Whatsapp Verschlüsselung abschalten können? Na, was ist leichter. Heimlich abschalten oder entschlüsseln?

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@frachtschaden Er weist darauf hin, dass der Unterschied gerade *nicht* so fundamental ist, wie Epstein glaubt.

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Python’s asyncio is a great library. If only there were a programming language that it is integrated well with.

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. @emilymbender That's pretty close to the chosen answer, "-mesic" :)

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emilymbender @texttheater -meh

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“Is there a suffix like “phile” or “phobe” for don't care?” english.stackexchange.com/questions/3268…

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yoavgo @rbhar90 @fchollet @jacobeisenstein pretty much everything "traditional" NLP is bad at, DL ain't much better.

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fchollet @yoavgo @jacobeisenstein don't worry, deep nets will also solve art, music, etc. We'll just add more layers.

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zehavoc @fchollet @yoavgo @jacobeisenstein I'm not sure "solved" usually means something else than "getting top scores on a given data set"

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yoavgo @fchollet @jacobeisenstein oh, you mean the part of NLP practiced by those who don't know NLP but believe they can solve it in few years?

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jacobeisenstein @fchollet @yoavgo here's a random example, would this count? dl.acm.org/citation.cfm?i…

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Computers are good at exact reproduction. Brains are good at fuzzy recognition. With some effort, either can also do the other.

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Robert Epstein’s essay on brains vs. computers is utterly empty. /cc @frachtschaden sergiograziosi.wordpress.com/2016/05/22/rob…

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@Chaosfux Wenn die Leute krinschen, ist die Eindeutschung gelungen. ;)

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U.a. Beipass, leiken, Bätscheler, Boddibilder: schöne neue Eindeutschungen von GSV-Neuzugang Pumene verben.texttheater.net/Eindeutschungen

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pwnallthethings TIL programming was originally trendy "computer girls" until in 70s unions intentionally selected for antisocial men pic.twitter.com/nafgyTDGhc

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astefanowitsch Interessanter Text von @niggi über den Umgang der Presse mit Sprache uebermedien.de/2539/jenseits-…

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EylerWerve So easy your grandmother could use it, which is to say you need to be able to invent compilers & COBOL while navigating rampant sexism.

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I injured my forehead in a furrowing accident.

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ojahnn Das Gegenwesen hat mich heute morgen gefragt, ob ich dösen oder düsen will. Die Antwort war dösen.

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Ein Volk mit Sonnenkult, in dem die Menschen mit photischem Niesreflex die Priesterkaste bilden

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SPIEGELCaptions Gasleitungsbaustelle in Berlin: Man muss nicht besonders pfiff ig sein

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SPIEGELCaptions Ex-Parteichef Schäuble: Von Trainern in aller Welt kopiert

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hellojed Was viele nicht wissen: Hoeneß stellt sich in seiner Wurstfabrik selbst her twitter.com/SPIEGELONLINE/…

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honnibal If like me you've been struggling to modify SyntaxNet, check out Bar-Ilan's new parser:
github.com/tensorflow/mod…
vs
github.com/elikip/bist-pa…

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MicahZenko Researchers drop 297 USB drives on college campus. 48% are plugged into a computer...some w/in 6 minutes! bit.ly/1YJBQ9R

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ojahnn Frage mich, was die in der Leibniz-Pick-Up-Fabrik mit all den deformierten Montags-Leibniz-Pick-Ups machen, die über oder unter 28g wiegen.

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frachtschaden @ojahnn wieviel du verdienst etc. Würdest du dich bei dem Gespräch wohl fühlen. So versuch ich das immer.

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frachtschaden @ojahnn Stell dir vor, du arbeitest ein oder zwei Jahre in dem Job und du sprichst mit einem Bekannten darüber; also, was du konkret machst,

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Herr_Rau @Herr_Rau Mit einem guten Schuss Königlich Bayerischem Amtsgericht darin. Und etwas Heinz Schenk. WTF.

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Herr_Rau Auf BBC4 kommt gerade The Good Old Days - am ehesten noch mit der Muppet Show mit echten Menschen, und ernst gemeint, vergleichbar. Weird.

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Warum hat die Politik den Trick noch nicht entdeckt? twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

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SPIEGELCaptions SPD-Chef Müntefering: Du sollst nicht Hungerlöhne zahlen

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frachtschaden Sitze in ner "Vietnamese street food"-Kette und dachte grad "German street food" klingt, als wär die Currywurst auf den Boden gefallen.

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Lotterleben Außerdem sind wir gelaufen bis die Knie schreien und ich gönn mir jetzt erstmal. pic.twitter.com/HV3sNPzrsi

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peterbreuer Tagliatelle lassen sich leicht selbst herstellen, indem man Lasagne-Blätter durch einen Aktenvernichter schiebt.

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ATBrokenNews Probebetrieb für Verbalradikalismus startet in Steiermark

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stporombka Ab heute dürfen auch Bücher nur noch mit verstörenden Schockbildern auf dem Cover ausgeliefert werden. pic.twitter.com/fdDXMlS5lM

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OliFer Loving Eclipse Neon RC1. Faster startup, robust dark theme, better git integration. eclipse.org/downloads/pack…

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tmalsburg More than 80% of all linkedin passwords have been cracked. So glad I'm using a different and completely random password for each service.

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tazgezwitscher „Es stört die Trauer der anderen“: @Echo_Online wollte diese Traueranzeige nicht drucken taz.de/!5305971 pic.twitter.com/P1c4cpcmzo

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27 clickbait phrases that are *still* being used unironically. Nr. 15 made me cringe.

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.@NomisEckteil @frachtschaden Lustig, dass jetzt mit die Computer immer gehirnartiger werden.

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labenzticker safnern (V.): Durch deutsche Großstädte schlendern und den Kauf eines Posthorns oder den Verzehr eines gebackenen K… labenz.texttheater.net/safnern

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frachtschaden auf Zigarettenpackungen: moralisch einen auf den Dicken machen, aber dafür Steuern abgreifen. Eigentlich wie die Gesellschaft.

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frachtschaden Man sollte mal auf Süßigkeiten drucken, z. B. Nutella.

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Früher habe ich Ordnungssysteme konzipiert, heute schaue ich einfach, wo die Dinge nett ausschauen.

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deadsquid solid advice. pic.twitter.com/PAmyaScMqK

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SwiftOnSecurity git blame capitalism

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-Guten Tag. Das ist doch hier ein Fachgeschäft für Hipsterbedarf?
-Das... könnte man so sagen?
-Ich möchte nämlich eine Jutetasche erwerben.

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amyquispe maybe if smart messaging is good enough i can stop talking to my friends and we can just have our AIs develop the relationship themselves

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"Nicht tanzbar, aber meditierbar"

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zeynep Algorithms are biased because that's in their nature. Problem isn't secret biases of coders. nytimes.com/2016/05/19/opi… pic.twitter.com/pzEcn5IzKZ

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SoVeryBritish Weighing up how much you want food delivered with how much you want to interact with someone

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"Für den nächsten Hunger ist der Salat im Kühlschrank zuständig!"

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ÖLT EUER FAHRGESCHÄFT!

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curiousgene "Echo, tell Google Home to turn on the heat."
"Tell him yourself, he's right there."
"Siri, tell Echo that I'm not talking to Google Home."

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jeffbigham ok, i'm 30% sure i'm reviewing a paper written by an RNN trained on terrible intro paragraphs… NIPS experiment?

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ojahnn I'm in this! twitter.com/aparrish/statu…

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asayeed i.e. Avoiding representing "chair" as "chair'" (chair-prime) @InfAtEd @Saar_Uni

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wordspy vertical forest n. A tall building structured so that trees can be planted on all or most of its balconies. wspy.ws/vefo

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ojahnn Friend saw me reading "Mastering Your PhD" and told me I should be doctoring my Master first.

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tobypinder tfw ransomware has a more elegant and ethical sunsetting policy than every drm scheme and cloud service in existence twitter.com/jessysaurusrex…

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@spinfocl Schreiben? Das ist nicht die Art, wie man in diesen Kreisen an eine Doktorarbeit kommt.

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GabrielBerlin Tourismusregion Normgau – weil Sie sich einen normalen Urlaub verdient haben

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Grand Unified Disaster

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I can win a signed copy of your book? Would that be an ASL edition on Blu-ray?

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SPIEGELCaptions Wenn ich Schubert höre und den neuesten: Rechter ist. Der hessische Hinterbänkler hat in seiner Partei Gesinnungsfreunde.

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ojahnn Ich verschicke ein Carepaket. Um eine optimale Wirkung sicherzustellen, schicke ich mich selbst gleich mit.

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peterbreuer Traum: Täglich auf dem Elefanten zur Piazza di Trevi reiten, ihn mit dem Rüssel aus dem Brunnen trinken lassen und abends die Münzen zählen.

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erdgeist ... "Drinnen saßen stehend Leute,
schweigend ins Gespräch vertieft". pic.twitter.com/fsj3dHiWnq

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"Ein Hologramm für den König" hatte ich vom Titel her ja einem ganz anderen Genre zugeordnet.

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The developers of browsers' "find in page" feature haven't realized infinite scrolling is a thing now, have they?

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ojahnn brb changing my name to Esther the Aftermath twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

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peertrilcke "What’s the role of error in the digital humanities?" - 6dfb.tumblr.com/post/144301456…

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I just changed the way you think about clickbait with one tweet.

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ojahnn 1a halbvolle Drohungen von @texttheater heute. twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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„Nächste Woche hast du das Geld, oder ich schlage hier einiges kurz und/oder klein!!“

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astefanowitsch (Eine Musikkassette war eine Art privater Streaming-Dienst zum Aufwickeln.) /@zoonpolitikon

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Superfuel your city trip: strategically overeat at the breakfast buffet.

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fiveub My favourite trend I've seen on Google Trends so far: pic.twitter.com/qd5lm8yeUS

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TIL 1) "makeover" is a school subject in France, 2) they call it "relooking".

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"humor comes in the obvious contrivance and the slight disbelief in the audience that someone has bothered" theallusionist.org/allusionist/pu…

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nsaphra I thought the worst part of speech programming would be not singing while I coded, but today I tried to drink tea around my mic. 😥

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SPIEGELCaptions Mainzer Klüngel: Passion der Macht

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SPIEGELCaptions Web-Seiten von „Friendster“-Teilnehmern: Für viele Angehörige keine Option

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stanfordnlp 54 consistently annotated treebanks of 40 languages now available in version 1.3 of Universal Dependencies – universaldependencies.org

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plomlompom It's "das Publikum floh wie vor einem echten herannahenden Zug" all over again: newyorker.com/tech/elements/…

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chromakode I'm on my inaugural run of my app "Picnic". Currently in a car headed to Daly City somewhere.

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chromakode So, for the @stupidhackathon I made an app that orders delivery to a random location, and ubers you there...

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inky wish I had a name that revealed text-encoding bugs wherever it went

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Whoa, this company claims they have made a babelfish. waverlylabs.com

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SPIEGELCaptions Razzia in Berliner al-Nur-Moschee: Unbehagen bei heimischen Tauchlehrern

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RadimRehurek "tweet2vec": new character-level RNN to predict hashtags from tweets github.com/bdhingra/tweet… | HT @quasimondo

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tmalsburg Unconventional academic writing, a compilation: tinyurl.com/zxjzlda

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mrschtief Eine geniale Idee. Windkraftwerke ohne Rotor. Die Dinger wackeln im Wind und setzen diese Bewegung in Strom um u.pw/1NtwleN

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Geekprinzessin Stellt sich raus, wenn ich vor meinen Tagen absichtlich keine Erdnussbutter kaufe, esse ich die meiner Mitbewohner.

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Mid-period-between-a-mid-season-sale-and-an-end-of-season-sale-sale

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ojahnn When at home, do as the Homans do.

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haldaume3 New blog post: A bad optimizer is not a good thing -- nlpers.blogspot.com/2016/05/a-bad-…

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Nice human learning/machine learning analogy.

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Nice talk by @barbara_plank y'day abt training NNs with auxiliary loss. IIUC, it's like giving the model hints how to think abt the problem.

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The best things in life start with "while True:".

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Was mich an Langhanteln stört, sind die langen Wege beim Be- und Entladen.

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mattlaschneider @ojahnn Wortschmerz

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yoavgo @haldaume3 @nsaphra every time I fire a linguist baseline goes down? legit.

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nsaphra We've all had our hearts broken by the unbeatable baseline of a super boring set of heuristics. 💔 twitter.com/cohenrap/statu…

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❤️❤️❤️ "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - This Generation" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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spacy_io SyntaxNet in context: Understanding Google's new TensorFlow NLP model spacy.io/blog/syntaxnet… pic.twitter.com/1vNYHyHx8c

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hllizi Habe übrigens ein entspanntes Verhältnis zu meiner Menschenwürde. Wenn Ihr wen straffrei "Ziegenficker" nennen wollt, bin ich Euer Mann.

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"Parsey McParseface" h8rs would rather it be called sth serious like "Eine hochexakte neuronale Vorrichtung zur Analyse sprachlicher Daten"

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OR0ROMUNROE FIRST LOOK AT LAVERNE COX AS DR.FRANK-N-FURTER IN THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW REMAKE pic.twitter.com/wF5Re870RO

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ojahnn Abwarten oder Tee trinken. verben.texttheater.net/forum/index.ph… cc @texttheater

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Balzac2m Ohgott, THIS. Wenn euch der Starbucksjargon nicht gefällt, geht nicht zu Starbucks, anstatt die Arbeiter zu nerven. twitter.com/lasersushi/sta…

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astefanowitsch „Ein anderer Prof hat gesagt, die Modulhausarbeit muss 12 Seiten haben und 4 Sekundärquellen zitieren.“

„Lernen Sie von ihm bitte nichts.“

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Nerds in court: ‘““The G part stands for GNU?” [Judge] Alsup asked in disbelief.”’ Oh boy. motherboard.vice.com/read/in-google…

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Erspüren, auf welcher Seite der Pillenschachtel der Beipackzettel sitzt

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What is more awesome: Google releasing its NN dependency parser, or that it's called Parsey McParseface? googleresearch.blogspot.nl/2016/05/announ…

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ojahnn @texttheater Kleinsche Apfeltaschen. Sierpinski-Tortellini. Mandelbrotmarzipan.

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*steht ratlos im Supermarkt* Das Loch in meinem Bauch hat eine sehr merkwürdige Form.

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Computational linguist Miriam Butt on multilingualism, the importance of linguistics and more blog.linguistlist.org/fund-drive/fea…

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EdmundWJB @texttheater @ojahnn yeah I think maybe male bots are allowed when they do cool stuff. The women bots get the rubbish jobs.

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@EdmundWJB @ojahnn Come to think of children's series, the computer in "Mission Top Secret" also had a male voice. The 90s were cool. :D

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c3o Für einen Job nach Deutschland ziehen leicht* gemacht

* Zeitmaschine dringend empfohlen pic.twitter.com/AJY8pczAqJ

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ojahnn Ich habe einen Gedankengang über Diversity Tickets und Impostor-Syndrome gebloggt. enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=233 cc @langziehohr

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Schmidtlepp Heute Plenarsitzung in Berlin. Ihr seid sicher voll aufgeregt, was wir Racker heute so für euch entscheiden.

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Laptop zugeklappt, neben der Ikea-Spotlampe. Ein paar Minuten später fällt mein Blick auf die Zimmerdecke. pic.twitter.com/3YebW5RpS1

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AliceDreger Some data. Not pretty. reason.com/blog/2016/05/1…

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Today I'm wondering what paying GitHub users were previously paying for, if not unlimited private repositories.

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frachtschaden "Er zauberte den Menschen immer ein Lächeln in die Fresse"

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ojahnn TIL: For tastier pancakes, use a pan that you caramelized sugar in and apparently didn't clean properly. <3

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@danieldekok If I make it, it will be called Bach. Because it will enable beautiful compositions. ;)

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@danieldekok I've been thinking about something like that! (Who hasn't, I guess.) But that's further down the road. :)

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danieldekok Present of the day #2: unlimited private @github repositories. As a 'do everything in git'-person, the day couldn't start better.

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I have a new pet project. Like Produce before it, it will help you to get even more awesomeness out of the Unix command line. Stay tuned.

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I want a text editor with composable commands like Vim that is *not* modal.

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Recherchieren ist gefährlich: Oft hat man hinterher keine Story mehr. twitter.com/kathrinpassig/…

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labenzticker altmorschen (V.): Beim Gehen Geräusche erzeugen, die darauf schließen lassen, dass die dabei verwendeten Knochen ih… labenz.texttheater.net/altmorschen

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freelancepolice Auch in Kalifornien fragt man sich: Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum? pic.twitter.com/657xLZZt1r

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freiefunken Ich kanns ja fast noch nicht glauben... twitter.com/fabreinbold/st…

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peterbreuer Dali wird 112. Zur Feier des Tages kann man unter dieser Aktions-Rufnummer bundesweit brennende Giraffen melden.

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Chaosfux Fährt hier irgendjemand täglich morgens von Erlangen nach Nürnberg und nachmittags zurück? Bittegerne RT, Bahn ist mir zu teuer. (:

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zeitweise Ich habe das Gefühl, irgendjemand schleicht gerade von Restaurant zu Restaurant und ersetzt auf der Karte zufällig Zutaten mit Spargel.

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@ojahnn Wurde noch gut gefeiert in Dortmund? :D

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astefanowitsch Morgens in der Kita: Der Software-Startup-Papa erklärt der Rocker-Mama die Wirtschaftslage und der Professor twittert es mit jovialen Ennui.

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spacy_io spaCy now speaks German! Here's how we dealt with the language's tricky syntax spacy.io/blog/german-mo… pic.twitter.com/49XZ0JDqVq

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Avoid a pedestrian, and they will be safe for a minute. Scare a pedestrian out of their wits, and they will be safer for a lifetime.

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"Mr Bingley is the one you friendzone."

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armsofmoss On street harassment pic.twitter.com/QPi2D900q1

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. @frachtschaden Dafür wurde im Alten Rom mindestens einer verkürbisst.

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OTS_DO Die @ojahnn erklärt uns heute, was mit Bots falsch läuft 😊 pic.twitter.com/Ws2Msx5pVV

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@frachtschaden Am besten mit einem umgedrehten Basecap bedecken. ;)

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frachtschaden Der Friseur hat mir die Würde gleich mit weggeschnitten.

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Let’s Talk about Bots! Ich bin dabei. Du auch? unperfekthaus.de/projekte/let-s…

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frachtschaden Ich habe gerade zwei Stunden über sensomotorische Systeme nachgedacht. Hier das Ergebnis. pic.twitter.com/KCAq9eN0M7

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nickbilton Best NYT correction in a while on the story, "Muslim Leaders Wage Theological Battle, Stoking ISIS’ Anger." pic.twitter.com/8FybxaIhMB

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ojahnn Let's talk about talking about "Let's Talk About Bots" pic.twitter.com/yCKqevo9qV

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SPIEGELCaptions Evakuierung einer U-Bahn: Womöglich „etwas zu ambitioniert“

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sur5r_ Command line tools can be faster than your hadoop cluster aadrake.com/command-line-t… //cc @climagic

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ojahnn My advisor has a strong focus on helping me live a healthy happy life while writing my thesis.

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Zitat mit Erstautor/in und Jahr. Bibliografie: sortiert nach Autor/in 1, Autor/in 2…, dann Jahr. Finde den Fehler.

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frachtschaden Nicht verpassen. Der Frühling in England findet heute um 15 Uhr statt. pic.twitter.com/OW1mPjHg9C

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Moni`s Auftragskillerei

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antjeschrupp Das ist wohl diese viel gerühmten westliche Freiheit . getpocket.com/@443TcAd4g63aM…

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ojahnn @spinfocl Die sunk cost fallacy gebietet, dass ich zunächst mein aktuelles Studium abschließe. ^^

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plomlompom Dies ist mein Pferd. Mein Pferd ist erstaunlich.

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SPIEGELCaptions Mit 360°-Panoramafotos, interaktiven: Asiatische Geduld nötig

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cant_miss_it ... be on the lookout for a white building ...

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cant_miss_it ... then under the bypass ...

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cant_miss_it ... go past the town center ...

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gossipgriII using microsoft word

*moves an image 1 mm to the left*

all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.

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iamjohnoliver Here's our piece on Scientific Studies from last night...youtube.com/watch?v=0Rnq1N…. Studies say watching it could improve your mood by 3%

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Whahaha, brilliant! "Recent Searches" xkcd.com/1678/

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Polizei ist halt Ländersache in Deutschland. "die flüchtlingskrise spitzt sich zu" belauscht.de/2016/die-fluec…

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Few things are as aggravating as @audible_com preventing me from buying an untranslated audio edition of some book because of where I live.

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The most important quality I'm looking for in a house plant is IMMORTALITY.

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labenzticker röttgen (V.): Sich versprechen, ohne sich zu versprechen. Ist der Fall, wenn die gemachte Äußerung sich als doppeld… labenz.texttheater.net/r%C3%B6ttgen

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Chaosfux "Sterbi macht der Rhododendron - Mein erstes Gärtnerbuch"

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SPIEGELCaptions Pilotenausbildung im Flugsimulator: Die Menschen rauchen Wasserpfeife, handeln, lachen

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nsaphra So happy about my life decisions guys twitter.com/jessicard/stat…

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Sun, flowers and concrete - what more could you wish for. pic.twitter.com/6oU9Fzb1gs

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ojahnn Wenn noch jemand am Dienstag meinen Talk "What's wrong with bots?" hören möchte: es sind noch sieben Plätze frei! twitter.com/OTS_DO/status/…

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Ja, Sonne, gleiß du nur.

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yeahyeahyens @texttheater versuchen kann mans ja mal. der lorscher bienensegen wurde auch irgendwann im bgb zum schwarmrecht ;)

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Haftungsausschlüsse sind immer so lustig. Wie Zaubersprüche, mit denen man glaubt, das geltende Recht dem eigenen Willen zu unterwerfen.

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Ey @schachtigall, willst du nicht auch mal deinen Kommentar zur Klassenkonferenz-Vorladung veröffentlichen? :D @ojahnn

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ojahnn Gestern Nacht haben @texttheater und ich unsere Lieblingshausaufgaben aus unserer jeweiligen Schulzeit ausgetauscht. twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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@spinfocl 3/5... zur 4 fehlten wahrscheinlich ein stärkerer Plot und weniger Geschwätzigkeit...

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SPIEGELCaptions Virenalarm in einer japanischen Schule in Düsseldor f: Milliardenverluste für Konzerne

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ojahnn @texttheater Meinen Erdkundeunterrichtsstunt habe ich sogar abgegeben. docs.google.com/document/d/1Vt…

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SPIEGELCaptions Isaf-Soldat mit Totenschädel: Öde Klötze ohne Mieter

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I put the Stunt into Kunstunterricht.

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LenaSchimmel Duden: "Hausfreund: Liebhaber der Ehefrau" und "Hausfreundin: weibliche Form zu Hausfreund". Das wäre dann wohl die Geliebte der Ehefrau.

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Kunst-Abitur, eine mir völlig fremde Welt. Spannend! "Weitere Abiturbeobachtungen: Kunst" herr-rau.de/wordpress/2016…

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Even worse than the Starbucks customer thrown out for "hacking" (= using a terminal emulator) twitter.com/Mandinka_X/sta…

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SoVeryBritish Only ever saying "I've really enjoyed today" while sounding massively surprised

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frachtschaden Ich habe ein neues Lied gebaut. Bei Eklektik ist ja immer die Frage, ob man die Kurve kriegt.

soundcloud.com/kaelteschaden/…

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plomlompom Je weniger ich von $sache verstehe, desto ungerner lasse ich mich im Geschäft dazu beraten, denn für desto manipulierbarer halte ich mich.

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amyquispe Via @NPR: Taking Mom Out For Brunch? It's A Feminist Tradition n.pr/1CD6LY0

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SPIEGELCaptions Hierzu stellen wir fest: Matsch der Mitte

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nathanjurgenson a growing "scholarly divide" between those who have access to corporate 'big' data and those who do not ojphi.org/ojs/index.php/…

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Argorak Tja, und das passiert, wenn man sich "satirisch" Sprache bedient, die rassistisch ist.

twitter.com/zeitschlag/sta…

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FJ_Murau FAZ-Artikel, in denen man schreibt, dass man das, was man schreibt, ja gar nicht mehr schreiben darf, sind mittlerweile ein eigenes Genre.

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alyciaslaurmani Amsterdam preparing for Putin's arrival 😂🌈 pic.twitter.com/qzI2k8PqAT

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Melima_Ore Die Organspendebereitschaft in D ist desaströs,während täglich 3Leute der Warteliste sterben :O Bitte besorgt euch einen

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Sanderrp I've heard so many horror stories that are basically "this dude thinks he's the lead in a romantic comedy" twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/st…

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tauriqmoosa We have a culture that tells men pursuing without letting up" is a virtue, not an indication of creepiness & disrespect.

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ThePracticalDev The software industry pic.twitter.com/FAl5Gt30ZJ

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GebbiGibson Ich habe heute erfahren, dass Klaus Lage in meiner Nachbarschaft wohnt und überlege mir nun lockere Sprüche für Begegnungen beim Bäcker.

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jasonbaldridge Sarcasm detection research by @dbamman & @nlpnoah is #2 on this list of 10 things the Simpson's predicted! youtube.com/watch?v=ndTglH…

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SPIEGELCaptions Herner Rebell Bär (l.), Genossen: Zwei Tage Schreibmaschinen-Entzug

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ewyler Zur Abwechslung einmal ein angenehm entspannter Artikel über Gender Studies taz.de/Streit-um-Gend…

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iyad_elbaghdadi Maybe because you're eating British food twitter.com/RichardDawkins…

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"Hau rein!" - "Hau Reiner!"

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dickebuerste53 Krass, es gibt 'ne redaktionell geführte ELMEX-Facebookseite, aber keine ARONAL-Seite! War mir nie klar, dass Elmex als "Hauptpasta" gilt.

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fchollet Long term prediction: eventually all deep learning algorithms will operate not on float tensors, but on bits.

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asayeed ... when he stops being hilarious I just hand him back to a parental unit. What are parental units *for*, after all? 2/2

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ChrisBucholz If you don't ask me to "say hi for me" when I go to see a mutual friend, I WILL make something up. "They told you to go to hell," I'll say.

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Schlechte Neuigkeiten für die Quantenphysik. :'(

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Linkshänder/innen verwenden statt dem ☺️ das 🙃.

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frachtschaden Der "Zahnarzt" mit dem Baseballschläger

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frachtschaden Na, auch unterwegs zur Häkelgruppe "Lappenglück" auf einem Streitwagen, der von vier wilden Stieren gezogen wird?

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nsaphra No wonder I hated doctors at 14, I was too SULLEN and DARK for them. I wore too much black and was reluctant to move while in physical pain!

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nsaphra Reviewing 10-year-old medical records. IANAD, but was this medically relevant, or just practice for a mystery novel? pic.twitter.com/f8ijkCK75G

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aparrish I am so good at numpy pic.twitter.com/WMswWSdH2G

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Uploaded a bunch of new photos for your enjoyment: flickr.com/photos/textthe…

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mopewa_o Convos with myself, an evolution

High school:
"What's wrong with you?"
":("

Now:
"What's wrong with you?"
"Lots I'm sure. Next question"

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amyquispe My "While You Were Away" is so unhelpful. I'm just gonna believe that Twitter is serving me up subtweets it thinks are about me.

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_danilo 🎉

of decades of anti-discrimination law 😒twitter.com/_GSelden/statu…

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But instead break my sentences up into multiple messages

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SuperRetroid Scans user's HDDs, catalogues music, DELETES THEM. Even if they're original.

"Apple Stole My Music. No, Seriously". blog.vellumatlanta.com/2016/05/04/app…

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sanddrn @SibylleHasse @texttheater
…plus text structure/coherence
Then, systems tend to fossilize and expand. matters, too :)

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@levudev @ojahnn With people, yes, but not with things.

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@ojahnn Indeed. So ging es bei meinem alten ThinkPad mit den Lautsprechern auch los, bald taten sie's dann gar nicht mehr. :(

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@plomlompom Bei Genus verstehe ich das, aber Bestimmtheit? Hast du ein Beispiel?

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@ojahnn My trouble just now was the headphone jack not working... a cold reboot fixed it.

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Is it a social distinction thing, making it easier for native speakers to dinstinguish themselves from others?

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Why do languages retain categories (like gender, definite/indefinite article) that are hard to learn and carry ~0 information?

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plomlompom Dass ich immer noch zu viele Gegenstände besitze, merke ich daran, dass ich immer noch aufräumen muss.

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KurtProedel Haftbefehl UHU werbung

in spot er zeigt auf 2 gegenstände und sagt "Dies ist 1 haftbefehl!"
dann sie haften plötzlich aneinander

mega oder

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Always trouble with audio on ThinkPads >>>:-(

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peterbreuer Was ich im Internet gelernt habe? Dass eine Suppenkelle, deren Griff man unter den Arm klemmt, von vorne wie eine schwebende Kugel aussieht.

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Wie man die Gründung eines Betriebsrats verhindert mobil.derstandard.at/2000036324395/…

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pintman youtu.be/EOtduunD9hA Eine neue, grafische, Notation für Potenzen, Wurzeln und Logarithmen: Triangle of Power.

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spinfocl Bin wirklich beeindruckt von @Sudelheft. Ablehnung eines Preises, weil sie sich im Unrecht sieht. Groß. m.welt.de/kultur/article…

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pastachips "women working together for safety are criminalised under the Nordic model" = a magic phrase to cause Nordic model advocates to go quiet

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frachtschaden „Woran hast du erkannt, dass der Orchestersound am Rechner produziert wurde?“
„Der Tuba-Spieler hat jetzt seit 2 Minuten nicht abgesetzt.“

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spacy_io spaCy v0.100.7: German! github.com/spacy-io/spaCy pic.twitter.com/TfWyUx8gpQ

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Lotterleben Trauriges Überbleibsel meiner Piratenzeit: Die Kategorie "politisches" ist in meinem Kalender bis heute orange.

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kathrinpassig Stage 2: "Who of you encrypts their communication with their doctors?" Redner glaubt, man kann in DE Ärzte per Mail erreichen, haha.

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Randomly generated short films that exist only once Seances| By Guy Maddin, Evan Johnson, Galen Johnson, and the NFB seances.nfb.ca

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spinfocl Die @zeitonline Hat jetzt auch ein Fake--Interview?

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ojahnn Ich habe wunderschöne Syntaxbäume aus komplexen Klammerausdrücken generiert und bin ganz ergriffen. I live for this shit. <3

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nsaphra News flash to boomer jerks who complain about millennial kids getting participation trophies: motivation matters. twitter.com/albrgr/status/…

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Holland hat das bisher nicht hingekriegt, aber das hat ja auch kein Dürreproblem. golem.de/news/niedersch…

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frachtschaden "In China hat jemand einen Sack Reis an die Wand gelehnt. Was dann geschah, wird dich zu Tränen rühren."

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And this is why we should not half-ass "self-driving". Human driving must be banned on public roads. twitter.com/amyquispe/stat…

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SarahCAndersen When I find out someone can secretly sing really well they become my new wife

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ojahnn "They're called relational networks, but I always think of them as octopi. With four arms. So, half an octopus." pic.twitter.com/psEGD4Qye1

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brokep Presenting the new @flattrplus cooperation (@Flattr and @AdblockPlus) today at with @schwarzblond. Website: flattrplus.com

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paniq @texttheater the "masterbot" is the worker here, basically, who operates in a state of flow despite the chaos around him

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paniq @texttheater that scenario sounds like a generous reading of capitalism ;)

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@paniq but I can totally hear it according to your backstory too :)

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@paniq My initial association was a sci-fi/horror scenario where you are at the mercy of a lethal out-of-control robot,

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akareilly Cross team communication shirt: pic.twitter.com/TJnCnGuoFv

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HolyBookofBible "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil. Luckily I've found a new route to work, anyway." –Psalms 23:4

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FrameOfStack Every year, the Most Meta award is given to itself.

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kathrinpassig Was ich schon lange mal sagen wollte, hat Bruce Schneier schon lange gesagt (2010): twitter.com/AdamThierer/st…

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Keine Lust, die Möbel die Treppe runter zu schleppen? Einfach zu Sägemehl verarbeiten und einmal gut durchlüften.

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Ach, deine Ming-Vase? Die ist jetzt ein spannendes 3D-Puzzle.

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starsandrobots Incredibly empathetic insight via a friend on facebook about a possible (hidden) reason for drinking Soylent. pic.twitter.com/uDrzefZccw

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paniq @texttheater basically it's about the difficulty of concentrating on work when something's constantly going on ;)

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paniq @texttheater it has a bit of a backstory too :) it is inspired by the sounds in the small office i used to work back then

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CodeWisdom “C is memory with syntactic sugar.” - Dennis Kubes

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The uncanny atmosphere of this composition by @paniq intrigues me jamendo.com/track/218714/m…

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Freihandel: TTIP stirbt langsam | ZEIT ONLINE zeit.de/wirtschaft/201…

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ATBrokenNews Bauernopfer: Dramatischer Anstieg auf dem Schachbrett

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Man muss seinem Chef unmissverständliche Befehle erteilen, dann klappt die Zusammenarbeit.

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ojahnn The correct way to respond to your friend's whiny email from last night. pic.twitter.com/PtOH0juNh8

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astefanowitsch Rick Astley, “Never Gonna Give You Up” ttip-leaks.org

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kathrinpassig "Wir dürfen nicht '10 Jahre' sagen, es waren ja nur 9."
"Egal, wer noch nie Off-by-one-Fehler gemacht hat, werfe den zweiten Stein."

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Yakkety Yak: best Ubuntu release codename yet

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Perspektivwechsel "Früchte der Liebe und des Zorns – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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🙃 ist das Emoji für Neugier. Weil: Schiefgelegter Kopf. Extrem schiefgelegter Kopf.

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@nsaphra I agree. Still don't see any merit in that UD definition.

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nachtlos meine mama hat mir beigebracht, dass jeder haushalt einen tupperdosen-schrank brauch, aus dem alles rausfällt, wenn man ihn aufmacht.

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stephenroller The Increasing Problem with the Misinformed baekdal.com/analysis/the-i…

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Yes but is it
𝕬𝕻𝕻𝕽𝕺𝕻𝕽𝕴𝕬𝕿𝕰?
You tell me, I don’t know

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@marianaslester A movie called "Ka-Boom" comes to mind, although it's probably not quite what you had in mind ^^

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Don't make tougher laws. Make smarter laws.

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ATBrokenNews Test: Formel 1 wirkungslos

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