Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 2015

_tessr twitter dot com, where people think they're brands and brands think they're people

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:55 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Just invented a complicated device for transporting loads smoothly." - "Why don't you just use wheels?" - "Not my area of expertise."

via Twitter Web Client

People telling others on Stackoverflow to RTFM. The irony!

via Twitter Web Client

"The “rational” mindset is how we end up with overharvesting, water or food shortages, pollution, climate change,etc" qz.com/489083/what-i-…

via Twitter for Android

plomlompom 'a habit when I drop into apps like Slack, or start a long DM conversation on Twitter, or whatnot. I say “Hello future Pastebin readers!”'

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 4:33 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Stonehippo “Over time, all data approaches deleted, or public.” @quinnnorton's Law. Fundamental to the future, hard to accept. medium.com/message/hello-…

via iOS (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

DrJenGunter @doryowen @AliceDreger what about a sex position mug for morning coffee? pic.twitter.com/Dbh74EkNrQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nine9ths Techdel test: In meetings at your tech company, two women talk, not about management or HR, without being mansplained.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

morehead_sarah And you thought there was no way "Buddhism" was like other religions... fb.me/2mfHyrjPt

via Facebook (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

stporombka Es hilft natürlich schon, wenn man ein paar gute Bücher gelesen hat, um den Flüchtlingen auf Augenhöhe zu begegnen. pic.twitter.com/gflmWoCInQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ichliebetrash "Du MUSST das verstehen!"
"Ich KANN nicht, ich bin dumm!"
"Du MUSST!"
"🆗." ~wird klug~ ~versteht es~

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:22 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Ähähähä, der Kleine, hähä, nein, das ist nicht Nikolausi, das ist Ésterhazy!

via Twitter for Android

andrewtraviss Having a baby has really driven home how terrible it is when several issues result in the same error message

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:36 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

medskep On numbers being gamed, people can't keep their own score - @EdwardTufte pic.twitter.com/Ps9j1NoBIP Read this carefully and often

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:35 AM, Aug 31st, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

"pursuit of evidence is the most important moral imperative of our day" twitter.com/AliceDreger/st…

via Twitter for Android

Suggestive Verpixelung auf dem Cover,
erinnert an . goodreads.com/book/show/2257…

via Twitter for Android

Es wird dringend empfohlen, unmittelbar vor Prüfung Ihres Antrages auf Haftaussetzung die Richter/innen zu füttern.

via Twitter for Android

existentialcoms An existentialist is someone whose angst doesn't die down when they start getting laid on a regular basis.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

dnklgr legal - illegal - scheißegal / haram - halal - helau

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:49 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nichtschubsen Man lärmt nie aus.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

AliceDreger When you do a skype interview from your writing cottage and forget there are conjoined twins in the background. pic.twitter.com/mu2NbOxNLE

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:02 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

sixtus Namenstickets, wie sie im Thalys obligatorisch sind, haben schließlich verhindert, dass ein bewaffneter Terrorist damit fährt. Oh, Moment...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

chris__martin "Dynamic typing": The belief that you can't explain to a computer why your code works, but you can keep track of it all in your head.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pahlkadot Thor's other tools. pic.twitter.com/EFhex7g6fi

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Make it count. Let's think of a crime worth committing... twitter.com/noemata/status…

via Twitter for Android

drlangtry_girl Hedgehog jazz. Featuring an actual hedgehog. Because...well, who needs a reason? vine.co/v/Oe3n51x6UVB | via @MatofKilburnia

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:21 AM, Aug 30th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Starting Galileo's Middle Finger, by Alice Dreger: "Science and social justice require eac... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

AliceDreger .@JEANNEinWa @E86HotWheels Actually, hon, there's about 15 pages in my book on "rape is often about sex, not control." Read it!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:41 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn "Ich kann fließend Koreanisch! Also nicht ausfließend. Nur einfließend."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

"Erratum?" - "Erraten!"

via Twitter Web Client

"This may be years of experience and careful study speaking, but..."

via Twitter for Android

aaglii DB setzt auf Pendeluhren im Zeitmanagement. pic.twitter.com/GAAgRo2177

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Claudiusseidl Wenn Deutsche sagen: Wir sind nicht das Sozialamt der Welt - dürfen Brasilianer sagen: und wir nicht ihr Gewächshaus? Und weiter abholzen?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ashedryden I feel like 90% of technical interviews are interviewers trying to prove their intellectual dominance. Same goes with prestige of university

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:47 AM, Aug 29th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

On page 487 of 508 of The Circle, by Dave Eggers: "I mean, it was like setting up a guillo... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

bllipparser Zero to State-of-the-Art Parsing in 3 lines of Python (92.6 F1) goo.gl/K9qny8 pic.twitter.com/B8GYm521h4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

newsycombinator On doing things other people can't pathsensitive.blogspot.com/2015/08/source…

via newsycombinator (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Menschen, die bei „Wet Hot American Summer“ lachen, können keine schlechten Menschen sein. Also doch. Aber auf gute Art und Weise.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

pmddomingos Dear liberals & conservatives, what's the point of arguing about the conclusions if you disagree about the premises? amazon.com/Righteous-Mind…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

JanAlbrecht Dafür brauchte es übrigens auch vier Nächte mit Brandanschlägen hintereinander. Langsam wacht Deutschland auf. twitter.com/ardde/status/6…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:14 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Thought about it. The thing is, it could imply I'm not good at them. twitter.com/dan_ps/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Neuro_Skeptic Is Pornography Really about "Making Hate to Women"? Porn Users Report More Gender Egalitarian Attitudes Than Nonusers ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2630543…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Noch lacht ihr darüber, dass die Schweiz eine Marine hat. Aber die Schweiz war schon immer crazy-prepared. & bald steigt der Meeres-Spiegel.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:46 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

annalist K1 sieht @saschalobo bei : "Wer ist das?"
Ich: "Der ist so ähnlich wie LeFloid, für Leute, die 20 Jahre älter sind."
K1: "Ah ok".

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Düste, die: Halluzination von ausgehendem Licht, die einen nach langem Sitzen in einem Kinosaal o.Ä. mit zunehmender… labenz.texttheater.net/D%C3%BCste

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:17 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

et_halve_hahn Irgendwann wird die Kompetenz "Heißen Kaffee aus der Kanne großflächig verschütten" händeringend gesucht. Dann schlägt meine große Stunde.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:16 PM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

brendan642 .@jacobeisenstein's class' replication results for several text-based computational social science papers gtnlp.wordpress.com/2015/05/01/rep…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:25 AM, Aug 28th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Chrome: "Would you like to translate this page?" Me: "𝕹𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓."

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Radiosender, der den ganzen Tag nur die ersten zwei Töne von „Für Elise“ spielt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

I find it intellectually pleasing that part of what makes LSTMs so intelligent is their ability to forget. twitter.com/peteskomoroch/…

via Twitter for Android

Das Schwedische Modell ist Gesetz gewordene kognitive Dissonanz, und Patrik Cederlöf verkörpert sie. twitter.com/plomlompom/sta…

via Twitter for Android

textfiles If you've got extra storage on a networked unix variant machine, consider contributing to INTERNETARCHIVE.BAK to archiveteam.org/index.php?titl…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra "Minimal semantic coherence" predicted subjects who later developed psychosis in neat schizophrenia research from IBM theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Hat irgendwie auch schon lang keiner mehr das Voynich-Manuskript gelöst.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

akjev Aus der Reihe "warum es niemals ein deutsches Facebook/Google/etc. geben wird": zeit.de/digital/games/… pic.twitter.com/vApoITVPLB

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:53 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

_Fuxeria_ M-M-M-Merchandise! Hier: fuxeria.spreadshirt.de

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 <3 "absence of privilege is not oppression yet it seems [so to people who] don’t understand..[advantages] they have" twitter.com/Spacekatgal/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Looking at my code after 3 weeks of vacation like media.giphy.com/media/14uSOvR5…

via Echofon (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben Not sure if that's a sign of progress or kinda sad.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

Lotterleben This is what the only large (>1 stalls) wmns bathroom of our CompSci/EE building looks like: pic.twitter.com/yzB6g9s30b

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:56 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

jedisct1 As highlighted in Google’s study on code search, developers are looking for code examples. These are more important than text in an API doc.

via Echofon (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

existentialcoms Don't worry, I've arrived at all the values of the culture I was born into independently, using pure reason.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

sonjdol Theodora Becker: Die Entkriminalisierung der Prostitution reicht nicht j-ref.com/fEg

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Karla Kolumna betreibt nicht immer ganz seriösen Journalismus (vgl. etwa "Benjamin Blümchen als Schornsteinfeger").

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

hanvoi Wenn die Nazis für ihre Anschläge jetzt noch mit einer Verschärfung des Asylrechts belohnt werden, ist das 90er-Revival perfekt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn ... und habe nun infolgedessen geträumt, ich würde @texttheater bei einem Lügenduell treffen. 2/2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Ich finde immer wieder Einzelwortbelege aus "Die 13 1/2 Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär" im DWDS, z.B. für "donnern" ... 1/2

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe For a long time, I've had this definition of being "over" something when I don't think about it every day.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:03 AM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

DLin71 Fascinating chart showing the strong correlation between the Shanghai Composite Index and a map of Virginia pic.twitter.com/OB48meLC67

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:26 AM, Aug 27th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: downpurr

via Twitter for Android

Aus Versehen die unbedruckten Rückseiten mehrerer Blätter gescannt und mir gemailt. Drucke ich dann aus, wenn ich mal Schmierpapier brauche.

via Twitter for Android

Die Ansprüche eilen den Möglichkeiten voraus.

via Twitter for Android

SimonHurtz Mal wieder die wichtigste @saschalobo-Kolumne seit immer. Diesmal wirklich: spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/w… pic.twitter.com/StfcncSkLL

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

CharDoucette Puritanical values have no place anywhere in 2015, let alone in a university. @AliceDreger

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

sven_giegold TTIP-Transparenz im Praxistest: Der "veröffentlichte" Brief d. Tabaklobby an d. EU-Kommission. corporateeurope.org/international-… pic.twitter.com/yPkWNjR3Ae

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ahoi_polloi Wir sind die Generation, die ihren Eltern die Software installieren musste und ihren Kindern erklären wird, was Installationen waren.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

skeletonlungs my sister posted this on her facebook & i am stunned at how true it is pic.twitter.com/nVcv8fEdYl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

ladydreamspeed Censorship and prudish behavior never did anyone any good. @AliceDreger

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Being unable to reassure someone that they're on the right train without adding "at least I hope so!"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Colleague: Now you'll never be hired by a university admin interested in being able to control the faculty.
Me: Right. What's the downside?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

economeager Once again I have cleverly protected myself against all stock market losses by having no assets.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:10 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Chicago Tonight wants me on tonight. I don't have the energy to drive 4 hours. Auditioning for a fake me. Send pix of your middle fingers.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

yoavgo ok. we really need to get over the "we trivially apply Neural Net/RNN to task X and gain a few points" stage. It is supper boring.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Truth: I thought about explicitly warning my admin all this terrible press would happen, but was afraid they'd fire me for 'making threats.'

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

nodrama_de Sind Menschen die Onionrouter für KiPo nutzen eigentlich "Torpedos"?

via oiler_in (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Es gibt Sachen. pic.twitter.com/buk9sJbY7P

via iOS (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon Imagine Europe had banned the internet, citing precuationary principle twaddle, while US went on with it. This is what is happening with GM.

via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon "Behold the 97% consensus on climate change". "There is no consensus on GM safety". This cannot go on.

via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

CountCarbon Feels as if we are at a fork in the road. Greens berate politicians for ignoring science on climate, but praise them for doing it on GM.

via Carbon Counter's Client (retweeted on 3:43 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

plomlompom "Das stimmt zwar nicht, doch wenn's so wär, dann wär das Leben halb so schwer!"

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

AliceDreger The kid, chuckling:You've pissed off the school superintendent and your dean.
Me: I don't have a problem with authority, just bad authority.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

HackerHuntress I don't like the term "human resources," either. "Meat widgets" is so much more vivid.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ennomane What could possibly go wrong?

mdr.de/sachsen/innenm…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

ennomane "Nach einer verkürzten Ausbildungszeit von etwa einem Vierteljahr (…) in den Polizeidienst eingestellt und hoheitlich tätig werden."

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden Eines meiner ersten Wörter war „Mitgoba“. Das sollte Schmetterling heißen. Gerade kam einer in die Wohnung. pic.twitter.com/r5LPxRxSDS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

YtakSnikpoh Interested in , like theatre? Love Edward Blank by @FamiliaDeLaNoch at . An excellent portrayal of .

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

edomblog In der Flüchtlingsdebatte reagieren wie ausweichend, appellieren nur an guten Willen, die Gesinnung. Bevölkerung spürt das.

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn Habe das mal ganz frech der Antonymsammlung der GSV einverleibt. :) verben.texttheater.net/index.php?titl…

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

"trees have started growing fake cell phone tower attachments and shiny gray bark" xkcd.com/1569/

via Twitter Web Client

"Redewendungen, die es zum Glück nicht gibt" ist auch so eine unterexplorierte Kunstform. titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2015/…

via Twitter Web Client

Read the English writing language scientists say is unique because it users EYES more than ears dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ar…

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden Ich habe 2 Schrott im Rucksack.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:55 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Gerade gelernt: "Nonmention" heißt auf Englisch "subtweet".

via Twitter for Android

bmaygers If I were a garage band in Evanston, I'd name myself Alice Dreger's Middle Finger. Just sayin. huff.to/1Px1r0N

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:47 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger The mate: 'It's good you resigned over a blowjob because it's something you really care about.'

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:56 AM, Aug 26th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

If Programming Languages Were Harry Potter Characters heeris.id.au/2014/if-progra…

via Twitter for Android

"A sizable minority of them are interested in learning (...), even if they are also (...) on Facebook."

via Twitter for Android

chrgra@jessmisener: San Francisco in one chart buzzfeed.com/michellerial/i… pic.twitter.com/qWSNeee6V4
Airbnb for Alcohol = A bar? A booze cruise?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger Because I need too many naps. But the first thing I'd do is set up a Ministry of the Oxford Comma. twitter.com/ZombieAntGuy/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

cassidoo @amyquispe I think of it more as a pitching tool. Like when I’m selling an API or some tech to a group, live-coding is perfect.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:46 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe I'm pretty anti-livecoding as a teaching tool. Everyone has a lot of fun and thinks they understand and nobody learns anything.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nadjakwapil Aus dem faymannschen Mund klingt das Wort "Plätze" in der Erstverwendung so grenzwertig nach "Bledsinn" tvthek.orf.at/program/ZIB-1/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

moredena They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then release the original.

via Plume for Android (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

My pitch will elevate you.

via Twitter Web Client

amyquispe Mainline that shit. datawallet.io

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

plaetzchen Kein Dublin II für Flüchtlinge aus Syrien, immerhin ein erster Schritt. Es gehört natürlich komplett auf den Müll m.taz.de/Rueckschiebung…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

AliceDreger I will not miss being asked to teach medical ethics in a room named after the drug company that paid for it.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

lutzjaekel "Seibert ist eine treudoofe Handpuppe, die wirklich alles vorliest", so Regierungs­sprecher Seibert. @Der_Postillon bit.ly/1Ic7UbZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

krisdejong Dankzij de helden van @Cruon_BV is onze wolf weer thuis :D @studiowolf pic.twitter.com/U4nQkw9Nnr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Betreffend das erste Update: Mir fällt auf die Schnelle nicht ein Fall ein, in dem ein Un-N kein N wäre. ennomane.de/2015/08/24/naz…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Pasewalk, der: Eine zweifelhafte Maßnahme, um unfallfrei durch Wohnungen rennen zu können. Man streckt vor Ecken ein… labenz.texttheater.net/Pasewalk

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

noahWG Meet Shrek, the renegade sheep who avoided shearing for 6yrs by hiding in a cave: sunnyskyz.com/blog/985/Meet-… via @aterkel pic.twitter.com/8uprm5QVS4

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

T4Toch Don't drink and derive, mom. twitter.com/AliceDreger/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:00 AM, Aug 25th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

In England purzeln die Pfunde.

via Twitter for Android

Habe aus einer Tackernadel ein Werkzeug gemacht, um im Zug die SIM-Karte wechseln zu können. Wie so ein Schimpanse.

via Twitter for Android

Advice to young men in my train compartment: stop using vocal fry so much.

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden Die Umzugskiste mit dem Hammer erscheint mir grad wie ein lauschiges Plätzchen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:30 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Bin stets irritiert, dass sich Artikel zu "Food" beim Guardian nicht unter "Culture", sondern unter "Lifestyle" befinden. (Wohl überall so?)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:11 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

SciencePorn Never underestimate the intelligence of animals pic.twitter.com/xh4PXisd3V

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Guten Abend. pic.twitter.com/J6wlrwO2DK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

nadjakwapil in österreich geht alles langsamer. nur die rückschritte gehen schnell.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

Kommentare zu Ashley Madison, die den absoluten moralischen Wert der Monogamie als selbstverständlich voraussetzen, können weg.

via Twitter for Android

withoutdoing 股东 (gǔ dōng) a stockholder
古董 (gǔ dǒng) an antique
鼓动 (gǔ dòng) to incite/arouse
咕咚 (gū dōng) onomatopoeia for a heavy thing falling down

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe It's a good thing I'm so fucking cool.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Aug 24th, 2015 via Twitter for Android)

holgi Der Leiter Einkauf hat eine Ladung Bogen Flitze, Hammer Vorschlag, Becken Plansch und Axt Spalt bestellt. Mein Lieber Herr Verein Gesangs!

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bundesamtfvs Die @dpa lehnt sich da ja ganz schön weit aus dem Fenster. twitter.com/fluxusx/status…

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mspro jahrelang lagen uns die politiker mit dem antiterrorkampf in in ohren. jetzt haben wir jeden tag terror auf den straßen und sie schweigen.

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At Stansted Airport, they have *literally* created an actual shopping *labyrinth*.

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golem Transparenzbericht 2014: übt scharfe Kritik an fehlerhaften Anfragen golem.de/news/transpare…

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Kreispartnerschaften haben so etwas Poetisches. pic.twitter.com/5s84arLaKa

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Zur Namensgebung des womöglich schlechtesten Medikaments aller Zeiten "My Heart belongs to Addyi" fembio.org/biographie.php…

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Girl (about 9) complaining about impractical raincoat: "Worst design ever."

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"I wallow in your disapproval."

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ojahnn Meine Copraktikantin ist viel linguistischer als ich, aber dafür bin ich etwas computer als sie. Wir sind ein gutes Team.

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@MMugnaia Nick McDonnell: Zwölf. Fréderic Beigbeder: Neununddreißig neunzig.

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Generische Romanhandlung: Alle benehmen sich komisch und am Ende gibt es ein entsetzliches Verbrechen.

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AliceDreger Watching PBS tonight we learned baby whales start playing within hours of birth.Told the kid if he's ever birthed again, he should do that.

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garywhitta OMG this is the greatest GIF ever, anyone know the source? pic.twitter.com/0cAtj7bKaF

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docfreeride Folks using "matches how the world looks to me" as the acid test for objectivity have completely missed the point.

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amyquispe But legit I know way better engineers than me that aren't as good at that shit and I'd rather hire them yknow

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Nachtvogel So oft, wie die Moldau bei @klassik_radio läuft, hat sie mittlerweile eine Länge von 24923 km und mündet in den Pazifik.

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amyquispe "Why would you do all those drugs at once? Isn't it hard to tell what effects are from which?"
"I've done a lot of the different subsets."

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fchollet Don't devote your energy to making tiny improvements to the idea framework you inherited from your thesis advisor. Use your own imagination.

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RicardoHarvin @AliceDreger @anamariecox @NPR Exactly, Big Pharma provides the gateway drugs driving most of today's heroin addictions.

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bmeeder I'm excited to see the fruits of research @duolingo: duolingo.com/research !

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Kittypunk15 Saudi-Arabien wirft gerade deutsche Waffen auf den Jemen ab. 1 mio. Menschen sind auf der Flucht. So wird das nichts.

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labenzticker minden (V.): Probleme durch bloßes Nachdenken „lösen“ und es damit gut sein lassen. Literarische Beispiele: Mycroft … labenz.texttheater.net/minden

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La_Kritz - ...
- Wolltest du was sagen?
- Ja, aber ich wusste noch nicht, was.
- Ah.
- Mhm.

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AliceDreger The 7-year-old daughter of the colleagues who put me up on Wednesday told her parents today, "Alice was great while she lasted."

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j_kloiber Starting a photo series: 'AFK - Abandoned home offices' (tbc) instagram.com/p/6tCnY3so_p/

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Lollardfish .@wagesofwins @ShaunnaPsyched Anti-laptop agenda ends up being very ableist. Read this: rickgodden.com/2014/05/26/hum… twitter.com/wagesofwins/st…

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AliceDreger Every job resignation in my life has led to a better life. But every one has also been this hard.

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nadjakwapil sprechen sie bitte so, wie supermodels drein schauen.

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j_kloiber !! 'Why Al Jazeera will not say Mediterranean migrants' aljazeera.com/blogs/editors-… via @justinarenstein

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hochfrequent Beim Einsteigen in die Gurte im Kletterwald einfach mal "wie zu Hause in der Liebesschaukel" murmeln. Stumme Jack Wolfskin Gesichter. Läuft.

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nichtschubsen Macht eure Patientenverfügungen. medium.com/@brrrte/im-m%C…

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cloudypianos I'm going to have to start listening when I ask people what their names are

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Nachtvogel EMMA und Alice Schwarzer fördern Frauenhandel und Zuhälterei:
huffingtonpost.de/lutz-bierend/a…

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lexikoblog "Ich finde das sowas von spannend, das ist als ob man in einem Wörterbuch lebt!" "Buchstabe für Buchstabe" (S14E12)

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lexikoblog (2/2) "... die hervorragende Eigenschaft bezeichnet, tüchtig zu sein." "Der vermisste Halbbruder" (S03E24)

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lexikoblog (1/2) "Wenn man im Lexikon unter 'Tüchtigkeit' nachschlägt, wird es dort als ..."

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lexikoblog "Die Buchstalympischen Spiele werden von den Olympischen Spielen verklagt wegen der Verwendung des Adjektivs 'lympisch'." (S14E12)

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lexikoblog "Was Gutes endet nie auf -eum. Das hört auf mit -mania oder -teria." "Der merkwürdige Schlüssel" (S09E18)

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lexikoblog In ca. 30 Min. hören Sie auf Pro7 ein Wort, das nicht im Wörterbuch steht (Skandal!): (wie in: bekuchen Sie die Maus)

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stporombka Ich werde ja oft gefragt, was man als studentische Hilfskraft bei mir alles so tun muss. pic.twitter.com/kP5Q0K8Ps1

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frachtschaden Im Bad vor dem eigenen Schatten erschrecken und beim Ausweichen fast mit dem Kopf ins Klo fallen. (Das ist gerade niemandem passiert.)

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frachtschaden Preis für lächerliche Heldentaten, z. B. jemanden aus einem brennenden Bobbycar retten.

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femme_ke Gute Aufklärung im Kleinen im Botanischen Garten Erlangen. @gwup @Psiramcom pic.twitter.com/O1CMAtkUv3

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labenzticker Glasschleife, die: Das bis zum Eintreffen zahlreicher Gäste beliebig oft wiederholte ausgiebige Spülen und Putzen al… labenz.texttheater.net/Glasschleife

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hllizi Ich will gar nicht, daß wir uns des Rechtsstaates wehren. Finde den Rechtsstaat eigentlich ganz OK. twitter.com/HeikoMaas/stat…

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labenzticker Schniegling, der: Jemand, dessen Frisur immer perfekt sitzt. labenz.texttheater.net/Schniegling

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abnor_malik I just uploaded "Becoming Mr. Bubak" to @Vimeo: vimeo.com/136996312

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Goganzeli "Krieg dich mal wieder ein, 'Deine Mutter' ist doch im Grunde nur eine fiktive Witzfigur!"
"Also JETZT reicht's!!!"

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SciencePorn Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton

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climagic journalctl -xn # I ran a systemd command from muscle memory today and then I became nauseous. Coincidence?

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pmddomingos You have to see the complexity before you can see the simplicity. amazon.com/Master-Algorit…

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So... that was a much needed reminder of what Shakespeare comedies are like.

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amyquispe Ranking my exes by programming ability is a surprisingly good heuristic for ranking them as exes.

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Nachtvogel „Sweden asks Amnesty to learn from its prostitution laws“

Already done, Sweden:
World has seen and learned and avoids your failure.

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Pleasure from Smugness "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Stoicism" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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ChrisBucholz Franzen grafts wheels to body to become a skateboard & understand youth culture. Editor wonders if there's a better way

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frachtschaden Innerhalb der ersten sieben Minuten das komplette Essen für die fünfstündige Zugfahrt aufgegessen. Ich kann's noch.

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EnglishGibson Never waste an opportunity to say "nichtsdestotrotz"!

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robert_we Wow. die meinen es ernst. pic.twitter.com/jMcP4XzN1L

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sleepinyourhat Gabor and I collected a huge new entailment challenge corpus. It comes out just before EMNLP! Go do some ML!
Paper: nlp.stanford.edu/pubs/snli_pape…

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GoldeCarlsson Da kann Sexarbeiter_in sich ja ausrechnen, wie sicher sire Daten in der Hurenkartei sein werden... twitter.com/GoldeCarlsson/…

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reinboth Ein Top-Beispiel für selektive Wahrnehmung liefern heute die - die USA bauen als Ausgleich nämlich neue AKW. pic.twitter.com/Art2sPWCbG

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mspro das problem von zensur: man darf nicht über zensur sprechen: theguardian.com/technology/201…

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Nithiel @Fino76 Well, your expression for it is a small vessel for hot beverages. I'd rather but my fruits in a basket. // @thegermanfor

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nodrama_de Tja, Herr Beckedahl – in der Schweiz ist das üblich! medienwoche.ch/2015/08/11/emp…

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zeitweise Meine Kleidung ist stets perfekt auf das Wetter von gestern abgestimmt.

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A legal perspective on discriminatory bias in machine learning: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cf…

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Nachtvogel Nanu, Klassik-Radio, was los? Praeludium UND Fuge, beides hintereinander am Stück?

Na, wenigstens in den Schlußakkord reingequatscht.

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KennyMathieson Welcome to the Hellmouth - Studio shot of @abnor_malik from by @FamiliaDeLaNoch @AssemblyFest flickr.com/photos/kennyma…

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This conference has such a cool name and logo. cl.cam.ac.uk/events/decepti…

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Ich glide para, du glidest para, er/sie/es glidet para, wir gliden para, ihr glidet para, sie gliden para

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29a_ch I created a new tool for discovering manipulations and hidden detail in digital images. 29a.ch/photo-forensic… pic.twitter.com/RT80BbX2u5

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AmazonUK It's time. Here are a few of our faves...

Tell us yours! amzn.to/1WGIqhH @SoVeryBritish pic.twitter.com/Nr27kSGTtc

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WorldAndScience The evolution of mobile phones... pic.twitter.com/n5CLAfdeRQ

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ojahnn Lexikografische Tätigkeiten machen Spaß: "Bist du schon mit atmen fertig?" - "Nein, ich war noch mit saufen beschäftigt."

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cocoabythefire Yup. "The Research is Clear: Long Hours Backfire for People and for Companies" hbr.org/2015/08/the-re…

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Samsungs Android-Erweiterungen antagonisieren mich so krass.

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nodrama_de LIEBER HARTZ IV ALS TYPO III

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oOtrinityOo Der chinesische Mitbewohner macht Muffins. Die Küche riecht nach gebratener Zwiebel. Ich frage schon gar nicht mehr nach.

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emcIduna Du hast 10 Einhörner.Jemand klaut dir 2.Wieviel hast du noch?
Facebook:
Einhörner gibt es nicht
Twitter:
wieder 10 und eine Leiche im Garten

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"a declarative background helps writing better imperative code, but not the other way around" groups.google.com/d/msg/swi-prol…

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ARooms93 @FamiliaDeLaNoch good to see your incredible design and show being showcased front page. pic.twitter.com/bq3I8PmWY4

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hllizi "Die zwei Emailanbieter GMX und web.de" - LOL

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SciencePorn By balancing temperature, humidity and lighting, a Dutch artist created a cloud in the middle of a room. pic.twitter.com/o8y3Usg2iI

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"Witze falsch erklären" ist eine unterexplorierte Kunstform.

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"If I did this, I could no longer look people in the eye." - "Have you tried? You'd be amazed."

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oOtrinityOo Wenn Cindy aus Marzahn einen Witz macht, muss ich danach erstmal 20 Minuten an Bambis Mutter denken um mein Humorzentrum zu reaktivieren.

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Are there ANY movies on Netflix?

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oOtrinityOo Auf der Straße vor meinem Fenster hat einer gehupt. Ich guck morgen früh gleich mal nach.

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chrisamaphone psychologists recommend no longer using the term "hard-wired" (and 49 others): journal.frontiersin.org/article/10.338…

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@u203d Du solltest doch nicht den Artikel lesen, nur dich an dem Zitat erfreuen. ;)

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'Die Dominanz dieser Sportart im Unterricht wurde nur übertroffen durch das Thema "Drittes Reich" im Fach Geschichte' zeit.de/zeit-magazin/l…

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pamelafox Spent 15 minutes trying to find the name of a particular Picasso painting.. it was "Untitled".
Darn it, Picasso, THINK OF THE SEO!

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libovness I like how Apple's Health app can show you your daily average height for the year pic.twitter.com/xvl5OZArlG

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frachtschaden „Das war doch kein unsagbar wertvolles Artefakt, das Ihnen da gerade runtergefallen ist, oder?“
„Was?! Äh...quatsch!“

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frachtschaden „Oh, alle unsagbar wertvollen Artefakte am Fundort vergessen.“
(Wenn ich Archäologe wäre.)

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googleresearch Introducing the the reusable holdout, which preserves validity in adaptive data analysis - goo.gl/kABzyS pic.twitter.com/AznTSautFg

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Word of the day: (to) flummoxgast

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rstockm DAS Gewitterbild ist jetzt in HiRes auf Flickr verfügbar - mit einer 6D aufgenommen: Discharge flic.kr/p/x9SND4

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SoVeryBritish Having no idea what to do with your face while people laugh at your joke

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ML_Hipster … and that concludes Machine Learning 101. Now, go forth and apply what you've learned to real data! pic.twitter.com/D6wSKgdjeM

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reticuleena Familienförderung: Herdprämie weg, Elternzeit-Extramonate für 2. Partner verlängern, befristete Arbeitsverträge abschaffen, 30h-Woche. Done.

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TheGurkenkaiser Das nützlichkeitsargument im kapitalismus ist immer schlecht: es gibt nichts, was allen nützt!

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ChPietsch @texttheater Sonst schwöre ich ja auf die alten Usenet-Konventionen, aber “sorry for cross-posting”? Don't do it if you're sorry, or shut up

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Trigger warnings are not the problem. The Trigger Warning Myth newrepublic.com/article/122543… via @tnr

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arobertwebb Costume on left, own clothes on right. Let the transformation begin! pic.twitter.com/Y45nc0jMvJ

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RNZonline Neckargemünd warnt mit Schildern: "Ihr Navi lügt!" bit.ly/1E2jdZf

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Braun23Austin Spinning a T-handle in zero gravity! This phenomenon is caused by spinning over the intermediate axes of inertia. vine.co/v/epEUO5Bvb5r

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Und auf akademischen Mailinglisten. Ganz furchtbar. twitter.com/ChPietsch/stat…

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the_maki : EU-Inhaltsstoffe-Verordnung, die vorschreibt, bei Verwendung des Wortes "wir" aufzulisten, wer damit genau gemeint ist.

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michaelshermer The University of Chicago's new free speech statement. This nails it.
provost.uchicago.edu/FOECommitteeRe… pic.twitter.com/4FwFYVPrgA

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On page 278 of 324 of To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee: "rolling their r's all over he... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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Ineffyble Warning:

Do NOT make your acc temporarily public if you have outstanding follow requests.

Twitter automatically accepts ALL of them.

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skeptikantin Anyone with ideas of cheap ho(s)tels in Helsinki near the university, so I can afford *a* beer during the conference?

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"Yes, something like that" is such a nice way to say "Not even close, and it's none of your business." ^^

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According to my projection, if I ever want to feel fully grown up, I have to live to be 225 years old.

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OnionBusiness "I promise that HR is toiling 16 hours a day, plus weekends, until the problem is solved." onion.com/1PxN0tQ pic.twitter.com/JAEjVlzUmc

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Hotpot/Hotspots/Hotzenplotz

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ojahnn I, for one, welcome our new virtual assistant overlords

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frachtschaden *schreibt die Geschichte um*
*verschreibt sich*
*sitzt beim Echsenfriseur*

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vowe "Um Ihren De-Mail-Vertrag zu beenden, senden Sie uns bitte eine unterschriebene Kündigung per Brief oder Fax" - nicht mal dazu taugt De-Mail

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Nachtvogel Hier, @ManuelaSchwesig, etwas für hinter die Ohren, und jetzt in den Müll mit dem ProstSchG und nochmal von vorne. zeit.de/gesellschaft/z…

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hllizi Was machen die Schmetterlinge da drin?
Das ist meine Falterbubble.
Die stehen unter Naturschutz!
Das ist in meiner Falterbubble kein Thema.

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AlanGardner74 @VirginMoney @edfringe The best has to be the amazing mime @abnor_malik from The Very Grey Matter Of Edward Blank. pic.twitter.com/WOk7r3x9k3

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Wie einem wohl zumute wird, wenn die Leute in den Replys anfangen, den eigenen Witz linguistisch zu analysieren?

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hllizi [...] is a major threat to the whole notion of constituency.

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hllizi One of the bitter ironies of Linguistics that coordination is often regarded as a major 'test' for constituency while in fact it [...]

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hllizi If you want to analyse coordination with anything but CG it seems you might as well let Ramsay flay you. Please contradict me.

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@hllizi @TheGurkenkaiser Rather, "was" nominative is used as both subject and predicate noun. Interesting, hadn't come across this before.

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@hllizi @TheGurkenkaiser Not quite the same thing, there is no morphological syncretism here.

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TheGurkenkaiser rätsel: Was stinkt und bin ich?

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abnor_malik Me without makeup - a rare occasion shot by Sin Bozkurt at the
@ London… instagram.com/p/6g6JWhg3IJ/

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amyquispe "What's New in Version 4.3.1" itunes.apple.com/us/app/tumblr/…

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climagic Need to replace a server called drumroll. So what do I call it? Rimshot of course.

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"Hier hast du einen Krankenschein, lass dir mal das laute Lachen nach fast jedem Satz wegtherapieren."

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Merkwürdige Angewohnheit mancher Leute, sich bei der Person vor ihnen für das Auflegen eines Warentrenners zu bedanken.

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vpostrel A Job at Amazon Isn't for Everybody buff.ly/1DYErHo Smart piece by @foxjust. There is no one best way, folks. People are different.

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niggi Springer-Mann wirft mir "Pseudo-Gutmenschentum" vor. Weiß jemand, ob das schlimmer ist als "Gutmenschentum" oder weniger schlimm?

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hllizi Der Schlüssel zum Verständnis des IS ist nicht der Koran sondern "Fight Club".

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rinipampini_ 'Es wird Tote geben.' - Ein Rechtschreibfehler, der dazu führte, dass damals niemand zu meinem 8.Geburtstag gekommen ist.

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brycedoe If you liked DYSTOPIAN FICTION, you might like DYSTOPIAN NONFICTION. We suggest TODAY'S NEWSPAPER.

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j_kloiber I highly recommend to watch this talk on undercover surveillance of social movements media.ccc.de/browse/confere…

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fabikde Da klickt man sich nichtsahnend durch @ndaktuell-Fotostrecke und stößt plötzlich auf beste Bildunterschrift ever pic.twitter.com/EGDviwiQrN

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ChPietsch Die Märchen der Brüder Grimm unzensiert im Netz? Denkt denn niemand an die Kinder? twitter.com/Literaturblog/…

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Scroll down to "It’s about whom you follow" for a wonderful description of how Twitter works, for me, as well. twitter.com/spinfocl/statu…

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“If smartphone Aleks walks through this door, he will kill independent Aleks." twitter.com/techniktagebuc…

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polotek The first few times this happened, I didn't understand what was happening. I felt a vague unease, but didn't know how to stop it.

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polotek What's worse is I was often asked to pass judgment on these folks. To acknowledge they weren't as good as me and that was somehow a problem.

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polotek I watched other PoC come under unwarranted scrutiny, while white colleagues fucked up constantly and nobody batted an eye.

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polotek Yep. Especially early in my career. It was obvious that other black ppl were being compared against me and I "won". twitter.com/punctuated/sta…

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pmddomingos A much smarter thing to do than raising minimum wages: more goes to poor; makes humans more competitive w/ machines. twitter.com/amcafee/status…

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My eternal quest for a tolerable Android IMAP client continues. Currently sucking least: Outlook.

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sproodl Postapocalyptic jewellry workshop with @cy_pp starts in a few minutes - meet her at Yalow Yard!

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deliprao Cauchy's original paper from 1847 on gradient descent gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/bpt…

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emtiu Ob die „AdBlocker verursachen Verluste“-Spinner auch ausrechnen, was es kostet, TV-Zuschauer während der Werbeblöcke *nicht* anzuketten?

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Biarka_Biak "Ihr Passwort muss Partikel vom Heiligen Gral, dem Stein der Weisen, Antarktiseis, Mandragora und Amöbenurin enthalten."

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ThePracticalDev Fixing a bug in production pic.twitter.com/saD82hLacz

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frachtschaden Interessiert mich nicht.

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Sexiest Man Afloat "The bizarre syntax of 'sexiest man alive'" theweek.com/articles/44196…

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pmddomingos Geoff Hinton, arriving home from work: "I did it! I've figured out how the brain works!" His daughter: "Oh Dad, not again!" (True story.)

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@hllizi It's about the series that Insurgent is a part of.

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TouchWiz: ein Alptraum in Türkis.

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The series is made unique by how it keeps playing with how character traits align and don't align with political factions.

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Passing the Amity test by resisting fighting the one you hate most: people's image of you. Gotta say that's cool.

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oOtrinityOo Wenn man die brennende Kerze an die Gardine hält, leuchtet sie gleich viel heller.

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jotemha Es ist schon sehr verdächtig, dass bei Miss Universum immer eine von der Erde gewinnt.

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tinilou Meine stadt macht mir immer wieder spaß. Gerade gesehen im pic.twitter.com/lejyGriUvv

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TIFF_NET 'BLADE RUNNER is set 4 years from now, in 2019. This picture is Beijing, today.' ow.ly/QVhaM pic.twitter.com/RMmEXd7kyk

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zeitweise Man müsste einen Film drehen, der sein eigenes Prequel ist, und ihn dann alle zwei Jahre als Fortsetzung neu veröffentlichen.

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theshrillest I wrote about preparing for the police to kill me for @PacificStand, I'd be honored if you checked it out. psmag.com/health-and-beh…

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@Lotterleben Ich hab mich erst gefragt, warum da ein Apply-Operator in deinem Satz ist.

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lexikoblog Migrationshintergrundstückseigentümerin (mmmann.de/Sprache/Wortkr…)

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WorldAndScience Millions Of 'Shade Balls' Protect LA's Water During Drought - huff.to/1Wqug4j pic.twitter.com/wNf9m7xmb7

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terrorzicke Kann man nicht einfach den Mont-Saint-Michel umbenennen? ^^ web.de/magazine/digit…

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sixtus Die @HuffPostDE schenkt Menschen, die sich freiwillig in der Öffentlichkeit äußern, eine größere Öffentlichkeit: huffingtonpost.de/2015/08/14/has…

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Sushi? There is an appetite for that.

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Herr_Rau Gebloggt: Was ein Beispiel ist (beim Erörtern). herr-rau.de/wordpress/2015…

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amyquispe If you enjoy the company of other people in certain situations and want your own space in others, you might be a person.

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akkordeonistin Schrieb einer deutschen Kollegin aus Versehen in Schweizerdeutsch:
»Chaschmer jo am halbi zehni mol alüte.«
Sie: »Rühgdl hoejnf clö dursf.«

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Nachtvogel @texttheater „Abbildung ähnlich“

Wobei dieser Angry Bird ja nun einem Hahn ähnlicher sieht als einem Seeadler.

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bjartnes I should make armbands at Etsy and sell as passive-agressive rebase armbands. pic.twitter.com/UGVlsaIFKf

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cat numbers.txt | perl -nE '$sum += $_; END { say $sum / $. }' # print average of numbers

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"ich persönlich halte es lieber mit dem grundsatz, dass man sich grundsätzlich über alles lustig machen /muss/." Word wirres.net/article/articl…

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janmpdx Customs Officer: Purpose of your visit?
Me: I'm on a panel.
CO: About?
Me: Prepositions.
CO: Which will you cover?
Me: Über.
CO: OK, go on.

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FR31H31T Wenn auf deinem Hintergrundbild das Wort "MEISTERBETRIEB" steht und dein Kopf das "MEI" verdeckt.

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kscheib 's ban on Western food - the best reason to play hide the salami (not a euphemism). themoscowtimes.com/news/article/t… pic.twitter.com/EdayFiGEpQ

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SciencePorn This. Is. My. Sky. vine.co/v/edPPzHDazxZ

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TeufelsKueche Vor 2000 Jahren hörte der Mensch auf, Katzen als Götter anzubeten. Leider hat man damals versäumt, die Katzen darüber zu informieren.

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ojahnn Wer aufgebärt ist ne Nazisau! twitter.com/BILDblog/statu…

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burrsettles 1. "3 emoji or fewer." 2. WTF? twitter.com/hillaryclinton…

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good 15-year-old creates ingenious way to fight Internet hate.
bit.ly/softhate pic.twitter.com/mVStOTw2kj

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Nachtvogel Famoser, sehr erkenntnisreicher Kommentar zu und .

zeit.de/kultur/2015-08…

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hllizi Jene Momente, in denen man sich die Frage "Auch Hitler?" verkneift.

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hllizi Mücken haben mich gestochen und es juckt ganz doll. Habe aber beschlossen, mich nicht zu morden.

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jasonbaldridge More cool work by @redpony & co: "Compositional Character Models for Open Vocabulary Word Representation" arxiv.org/abs/1508.02096

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jasonbaldridge Cool new work by @redpony & co: "Improved Transition-Based Parsing by Modeling Characters instead of Words w/ LSTMs" arxiv.org/abs/1508.00657

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nicolejensen Dear God! There is a Ned Flanders themed metal band called Okilly Dokilly bit.ly/1EouRsa pic.twitter.com/kwPGh20wdL

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AAAAAAGH! GET THIS TROPE AWAY FROM ME! PLEASE! tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.…

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"We will inject you with a neurotransmitter that will cause you to experience a sequence of Hollywood cliché 'worst fears'." - "NOOOOOOOOOOO

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frachtschaden Wie viele Scheiben knusprigen Bacon braucht man eigentlich, um eine Klobrille vollständig zu bedecken?

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@hllizi That idea has "prime time TV" written all over it.

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Du denkst, als Radfahrer gelten die Hubbel für dich nicht, aber dann hüpfen dir doch die Einkäufe aus dem Korb.

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Die Wissenschaft hat für drei Wochen mich und heute @frachtschaden nach Cambridge geführt. Das war lieb von ihr.

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@outofmilk Love it, but I miss the voice typing button! :(

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botathon I'm not sure I'm up for your avoidathon. I'd rather stay home.

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verwirrendes "Das dient nicht der Sache!" Wenn damit Leute wie du abgehalten werden, dient es definitiv der Sache.

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miss_attack durch die Klaviermusik, die total laut vom Nachbarn kommt, wird alles was man tut total französisch

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frachtschaden Mit @texttheater auf ein Käffchen in Cambridge. pic.twitter.com/zcxZaPLsZR

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drhuch "Ob Ihr Recht habt oder nicht, sagt Euch gleich der Wicht."
"Gerichtsdiener, wenn Sie nochmal den Vorsitzenden beleidigen, sind Sie fällig!"

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Geekprinzessin Selbstbild als Obst. pic.twitter.com/hFPXw3yLuu

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frachtschaden “…but my friends call me Frachtschadi.” pic.twitter.com/cFot3WMomB

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4 of 5 stars to Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett goodreads.com/review/show/83…

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Geekprinzessin Wenn man zehn mal sagt "Vorsicht mit dem Quadrocopter, meine Haare" und nach drei Stunden einmal weg guckt, WAS PASSIERT DANN?

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friedrich2_khg Besser kann man es wohl nicht auf den Punkt bringen: “Der Flüchtling klaut mir meinen Fernseher!” diekuchenbaeckerin.wordpress.com/2015/08/08/der…

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GebbiGibson Im Amt geht niemand ans Telefon. Ich maile mein Problem. Mail kommt “unzustellbar” zurück. Nun muss ich doch persönlich hin, alles anzünden.

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"I have to think that would make things worse." dilbert.com/strip/2015-08-… via @Dilbert_Daily

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NationalUglyMug A victory for HumanRights over bigotry, for evidence over ideology, for listening to sex workers over silencing them twitter.com/AmnestyOnline/…

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worrydream If any "founders" out there want to "disrupt" our 401 ppm atmospheric CO2, or "moonshot" ocean acidification, that would be cool

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worrydream Worrying about sentient AI as the ice caps melt is like standing on the tracks as the train rushes in, worrying about being hit by lightning

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botathon The most relaxing thing to do after a hard day of work is a nice long agreeathon.

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amnesty Our proposed policy on protecting of sex workers - here's what you need to know: amn.st/6013BGDFL pic.twitter.com/mRVWLD7AyA

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botathon Darling, did you remember to mail the invites for our disarmathon? People have to prepare!

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SoVeryBritish "Sorry, it's a bit tricky, there's a knack to it" - Translation: Just turn the key, you idiot

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Die Schafe wurden gemäht. Macht Sinn. "alles hat määh gemacht" belauscht.de/2015/alles-hat…

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MelindaKozel @heneghanp @AliceDreger Even a pre-school teaches you how to handle conflict.

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spinfocl @texttheater @hllizi Im Fernsehen haben Sie mal einen gezeigt.

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"will derBiologe nun etwas über dasSexualleben vergesellschafteterSubjekte aussagen. Ein Kategorienfehler? Ein Witz?" ueberdenzaungebrochen.tumblr.com/post/124071444…

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@hllizi @spinfocl Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, in meinem ganzen Leben jemals einen schlimmen Fahrradfahrer erlebt zu haben.

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People seriously think the future existence of hypothetical people is a humanitarian concern? How dumb is that? twitter.com/_K_E_L_S_E_Y/s…

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Läuseleber an (ja, an!) einem Bett aus Labskaus

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christi3k It's amazing what you can do when you're all out of fucks to give.

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pommedeterre33 The true story is in NLP, recur is still beaten by ngrams+naive bayes. Paper from the author of arxiv.org/pdf/1412.5335v…

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@wellendonner War erst ein Verleser, jetzt eine... Twitterbotidee...

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Rehkeule in Gangstersauce mit Schupfnudeln und Brokkoli

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"number of times that the holdout set may be used grows roughly as the square of the number of collected data points" googleresearch.blogspot.com/2015/08/the-re…

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pmddomingos Every one of these white dots is an image of the Sun. pic.twitter.com/mOj2ROS8Bx

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cohenrap Most businesses don't need sentiment analysis, can do way more twitter.com/lowlandscph/st…

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amyquispe From @minimaxir github.com/minimaxir/big-… The Big List of Naughty Strings: strings which have a high probability of causing issues

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After a long awkward silence, somebody finally said the opposite of what we were all thinking.

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ojahnn Mein erster Twitterbotworkshop an der HHU (mit Liste der bearbeiteten Projekte) enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=224

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best_of_HP Harry Potter und die Vorkomprimierung der Algebrastunde

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DRadioWissen Eine Polizeimeldung in Form und Stil vollendet. @PolizeiAC pic.twitter.com/AUxoKUmZMO

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benkbui "KKK calls Anonymous 'cowards who hide behind masks'" like, I couldn't come up with something like that if I wanted to.

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best_of_3F Die drei Fragezeichen und die Schlacht um den Euro

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ungehalten In England ist alles ein bisschen wie ein Besuch bei der dubstep-hörenden Eintopf-Großmutter und dann wird man von rechts überfahren.

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stanfordnlp Language understanding with on a real task for a change—LSTM&reinforce learn for text-based adventure—arxiv.org/abs/1506.08941

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tlockney Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vowels: savethevowels.org -- this is simply awesome.

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amyquispe Next person to ask what's next gets it.

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ojahnn Der Twitterbotworkshop war ein absoluter Erfolg. twitter.com/best_of_3F/sta…

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badbanana Fun game: Order food to be delivered to your mobile home and then lead the delivery driver on a high-speed chase through town.

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On page 64 of 324 of To Kill a Mockingbird, by Harper Lee: "Jem waved my words away as if ... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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bangpowwww "Ich mache eine Arschbombe in dein Herz, du Opfer!"

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"Herr Ober, da ist eine Angst- und Verbotskultur in meiner pluralistischen Demokratie."

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"Immer erst alles durchlesen, dann handeln." - "Dann wäre ich jetzt noch mit der Installation von Windows Vista beschäftigt."

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7_gscheid "Haben wir hier irgendwo noch einen großen Karton?"
"Nee."
*bestellt einen Kuli bei Amazon

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PeterHellinger 8. August 1864: Johann Heinrich Hempel rollt das erste Teil unters Sofa.

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ojahnn Heute ist Twitterbotworkshop. Ich bin ja so aufgeregt! pic.twitter.com/4aOF3yu9oR

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AstroKatie Just been informed that "people like [me]" are why Huxley wrote Brave New World so you're welcome for that piece of great literature folks.

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bono178 @tessabide @edfringe they all started mimicking our mime @abnor_malik while we were flyering, priceless!

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Herr_Rau Gelesen: Philogelos, griechische Witzesammlung aus ~4. Jahrhundert n.Chr. erstaunlich zeitlos. Warum höre ich erst jetzt davon?

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Künstliche Intelligenzen manipulieren Gene und erzeugen dadurch schwarze Löcher!1

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evilpaul_atebit Possibly the nerdiest joke ever.. pic.twitter.com/jCh7BqJHFZ

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ldobsonhughes Amazing - overheard at Whole Foods. "Um, I need to read the numbers on the barcode aloud to you. I don't want any lasers touching my food."

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miss_attack wurde gefragt, ob ich morgen mitkomme an den See, aber ich glaube da ist schon jemand

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@_web11_ Just tried to book with Chrome on Android, doesn't work.

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Ich möchte so ein Motorrad-Kettenschloss, das statt mit Gewebe mit pinkem Flauschfell überzogen ist.

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ojahnn Diese Mail von Mama besteht nur aus einem Satz, der beginnt mit "Durch Nachdenken ist mir aufgefallen, dass..." <3

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"Finding the balance" my ass. I just don't believe governments need/are entitled to that kind of "secrets". twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…

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amyquispe Is it multi-factor if it's something you know and something you don't know?

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Trying out one's new self

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hipsterhacker Micro.
Services.

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boydgraber More coverage of our ACL paper on the game of Diplomacy. sciencenews.org/blog/culture-b… pic.twitter.com/NjwFRh14C4

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SciencePorn This is awesome twitter.com/HalfPics/statu…

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TheEconomist How clever use of an existing drug might help solve antibiotic resistance econ.st/1MSWsJ5 pic.twitter.com/JoXg97ZSpu

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Nachtvogel @texttheater Pixelsekunden wären eher schirmgrößenunabhängig, aber auch nicht so richtig.

Vielleicht Flächenprozent * s.

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byronclarknz I set up my web browser to automatically change "political correctness" to "treating people with respect" pic.twitter.com/yvNnqUWpNm

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Geträumt: online einen Packen T-Shirts bestellt und der Händler packt netterweise noch eine Auswahl rechter Rollschuhe dazu.

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In welcher Einheit wird eigentlich Bildschirmpräsenz gemessen? Quadratzentimetersekunden?

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Link to peer-reviewed publication or it didn't happen.

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hllizi @ojahnn the moral is that syntax isn't random isn't it? So all languages have non-random syntax. I'll subscribe to that. @sesquiotic

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zeitonline Wieso bekommen die Gender Studies kaum Solidarität aus anderen Wissenschaften? @10_nach_8 (dav) zeit.de/kultur/2015-08…

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littlewisehen Die erste Verkehrsampel wurde mit Gas betrieben. Sie wurde 1868 in auf dem Parliament Square aufgestellt und explodierte alsbald...

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mattyglesias The only good policy idea I heard last night came from Donald Trump vox.com/2015/8/7/91161… pic.twitter.com/3yKUdWMvkQ

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@Skeptiker1 Eher: niemand, insbesondere keine im Parlament vertretenen Parteien (von Regierungsparteien ganz zu schweigen).

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GoaGoaZwerg Die Security der Sozialbehörde hat die SD-Speicherkarte vom Journalisten @timluedde gestohlen

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@Skeptiker1 Hihi, interessante Lesart. Für mich aber nicht die offensichtlichste.

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ojahnn Actually it's about ethics in Semantic Primitives theory.

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leashless Getting this # blockchain business *right* conceptually is going to define the next 20 years, like software as a service has the last twenty

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ellyteratur Hey, Ihr "besorgten" Hartz IV-Neid-Bürger, warum sehe ich eigentlich Eure Ärsche nicht auf einer der Baustellen hier bei 40 Grad arbeiten?

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NovakMichl Hitze-Halluzination. pic.twitter.com/zaD7MnIY0C

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sploosk INTERVIEWER: says here you were fired previously?
ME: yeah, I tried putting pizza in the copier
INTERVIEWER: [excitedly] did… did it work?

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CERN Want your very own miniature LHC?
Then VOTE NOW! ideas.lego.com/projects/94885
Read more: cern.ch/go/b7XZ pic.twitter.com/MuhvHwyPVK

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ahoi_polloi Den IS-Typen, die Merkel drohen, wird es wahrscheinlich wie allen Gegnern Merkels gehen. Platz im EU-Parlament, 1x die Woche Maischberger.

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hllizi Überlege gerade, wie ich hinterlassen werden wollen sollte, damit diese Regel das bestmögliche Ergebnis zeitigt. twitter.com/changierend/st…

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EtonOldBoys Dorset Police don't see the funny side.. No Excuses pic.twitter.com/y0Ejdw7kSQ

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"What do you mean, 'mean'?"

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Privatsprache Hochsommer 2015. pic.twitter.com/ZehjwIqrMC

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sonjdol Hi @amnesty_de, zur Info: Ich finde es toll, dass Ihr auf dem Schirm habt. Ich hoffe, dass der Entwurf zur Policy angenommen wird

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frachtschaden Ich musste neulich an der Tanke meinen Ausweis zeigen. Habe den Betreiber dann nach seiner Sterbeurkunde gefragt.

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nodrama_de Schalketrikot mit Dortmundschal umwickeln. Butter von der anderen Seite anschneiden. Links stehen, rechts gehen.

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BrianNosek Positive result rate for clinical trials dropped from 57% to 8% after requiring registration of studies: journals.plos.org/plosone/articl…

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gravbeast Ukelele has become the world's fastest-growing instrument, so a music dept email tells me. Expecting it to outstrip double-bass any day now.

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Merkwürdig. Welches Interesse hat der Deutsche Richterbund an unabhängigen Staatsanwaltschaften?

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zeitonline Eine unabhängige Justiz wäre eine Katastrophe für den Rechtsstaat, so Anwalt G. Strate über (nd) zeit.de/politik/deutsc…

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jacobeisenstein The more I interact with ppl in other fields, I realize how lucky I am to be in a community that has been doing since before it was cool

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Word of the day: nomprofit

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EnvGen there's a community of old men who have conversations every morning in the comments section of guardian crosswords pic.twitter.com/wACmiVTLFi

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skeptikantin @texttheater Südzucker.

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landinterface @texttheater Mit dem Kassenschlager „Sui Generis D30“?

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kathrinpassig Andere Rubriken: "Teile, die in Betten drinstecken" (von der Nichte beschriftet), "Seltene Spezialdingse", "Pyrotechnik".

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kathrinpassig Mein neues Lieblingsschraubenglas: "Phosphatierte Schnellbauschrauben 'Bonne Maman' 3,6 x 25 – Kirsche Erdbeere Rhabarber".

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amyquispe Google Maps knows where the "library with the lions" is. pic.twitter.com/VTVhyw6Ndp

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kathrinpassig "Oh, er will das Datum wissen – na da werst di wundern." Der Bruder hat seinen Apple Newton wiedergefunden und neue Batterien eingesetzt.

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jottes Momentaufnahme, wie eine Sternwarte einen Stern einfängt um einen Stern zu warten.
pic.twitter.com/HciBGZTlLL

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stporombka Ich liebe diese Entspannung, wenn ich abends meine Schreibhand abnehme und zum Aufladen auf den Nachttisch stelle. pic.twitter.com/jXOPmfwkkn

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Ob's wohl einen Markt für viel günstiger produzierte homöopathische Generika gäbe?

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GabrielBerlin super twet aber Umsetzung naja daher nur 1 stern

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the_maki "Anlass der Bewirtung: [kicher] Projektbesprechung [kicher]" pic.twitter.com/ycM24eMB8b

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netfreedom German Attorney General fired. This does not happen everyday, and speaks to the power of public protest abcnews.go.com/International/… @netzpolitik

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KomaOK "Ich will Eis und in den Kletterpark und was spielen und mehr Eis!"
"Mama, hattest du wieder 2 Kaffee?"

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TeufelsKueche "Also. Kein Rind, Kalb oder Wild. Keine helle Sauce. Kein Gelee. Hab ich was vergessen?"

"Miau!"

"Nichts unter 75 Cent. Ist klar."

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jamis "Millinillion" is my favorite large number name, but "quinquaquadragintillion" is a close second.

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"Sir, I have to ask you to leave the premises and go to the conclusions."

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yonatanzunger @amyquispe certainly become career criminals. Therefore, we should lock them up forever."

This is why you need to avoid positive feedback.

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yonatanzunger @amyquispe It seems like a great way to model "we know that we'll put this person in jail and offer nothing else, so they'll almost...

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DesignUXUI How it feels to watch a user test your product for the first time.

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lassdasjonas "Niemand mag Klugscheißer!" - "Das ist so nicht ganz richtig."

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the_maki Immer extra Essig aufs Caprese kippen, weil die pawlowsche "Aber in Italien!"-Empörung der DIN-genormten Woanders-Experten so lustig ist.

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SoVeryBritish Being asked why you're upset/cross when you fully believe yourself to be smiling politely

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brembs Could students solve the irreproducibility crisis? buff.ly/1OJOccH

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JonasRest Unfassbar: FAZ argumentiert in ihrem Leitartikel, dass die Pressefreiheit nicht für Netzpolitik.org gilt pic.twitter.com/15Bm2Lsybw

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@GDIGM Could you point me to that study? I've been trying for a long time to find it. THX! twitter.com/Zendarenn/stat…

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"Objectively unfun" is a nice expression though. twitter.com/minimaxir/stat…

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My favorite bit in : the 18th-century soldier practicedly unhooking the French door of the saloon.

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amyquispe Aspirations pic.twitter.com/RLziw6R5uk

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peterbreuer Warum gibt es eigentlich keine Minions-Ü-Eier, bei denen in der gelben Kapsel einfach nur ein Augenaufkleber und drei Haare liegen?

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4ntibiotic Der hat @netzpolitik als Entschuldigung einen neuen Kronleuchter geschenkt. So nett die Jungs. Wirklich. pic.twitter.com/sHROGL7Mvt

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"Wir sind Kinder, und wir verbittten uns die Unterstellung reiner, unschuldiger Freude."

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HansZauner Staats- und Dienstgeheimnisse müssen schon alleine dehalb in die Medien gelangen damit Merkel davon erfährt.

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egrefen Unions are probably still somewhat relevant, but it's time to get rid of tube drivers. We're probably ready to automate all this, no?

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Laws are a facade if they are interpreted by secret courts.

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netzpolitik Ging wegen unter: Wir haben die Cyberkriegs-Strategie der Bundesregierung veröffentlicht: netzpolitik.org/2015/geheime-c…

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BootlegGirl "Planned Parenthood was founded by some racists, let's get rid of it"
Guys
Guys
I have some bad news for you
About
America

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zeitonline Die Aktivisten von @PengBerlin rufen auf, Flüchtlingen über die Grenze nach Deutschland zu helfen zeit.to/1MHarlQ (ft)

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'we never quite managed to define what "semantics" actually means'. How ironic. twitter.com/yoavgo/status/…

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wetherspoonuk Would whoever it is please stop sticking these to our paper towel dispensers! pic.twitter.com/pxNqqEEgMq

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wittschicat Einen Tropfen Eukalyptusöl auf den Grill geben und den Nachbarn erzählen, heute würde es Koalafleisch geben.

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nsaphra Contents: several rants about word vectors, and an overview of word2vec. Nice! twitter.com/yoavgo/status/…

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Voll inkonsequent: einerseits Antikapitalist, andererseits nen fetten Mercedesstern an der Jacke. belauscht.de/2015/nicht-der…

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squarecog The trouble with stemming. pic.twitter.com/gVjTPmjFNj

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On page 133 of 508 of The Circle, by Dave Eggers goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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SoVeryBritish If you're not in the queue, don't stand near the queue - you're causing a hell of a lot of tension

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nnamrreherdna "Ich bin nicht neidisch. Ich bin nur sehr sehr sicher, dass du zu Unrecht Erfolg hast."

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TechCrunch Machine Learning And Human Bias: An Uneasy Pair tcrn.ch/1hdgMbL by @jasonbaldridge

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Zafar et al. Fairness Constraints: A Mechanism for Fair Classification fatml.org/papers/Zafar_V…

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AudreyTruschke How to Destroy Special Collections in 3 steps: don't digitize/do bad job digitizing, make jokes, and enumerate stuff sarahwerner.net/blog/2015/07/h…

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Nachtvogel „… bei den internationalen Armeespielen in Russland …“

U. a. Panzer-Biathlon, Kampfjet-Formationen und Wagenrennen.
Nun, besser als Krieg.

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ojahnn "Bei mir zuhause haben wir so viel Sofa, dass 'Sofa' für uns ein Massennomen ist."

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"What happened to the backyard?" - "We moved it to the front yard." pic.twitter.com/BSqD6UaeLY

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Mean. ^^ "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Exam Nightmare" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3…

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_youhadonejob Champagne bottle fail. pic.twitter.com/kqzFEbNVZM

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drmikehart Scientists upload a worm's brain into a Lego robot. cnn.com/2015/01/21/tec… @joerogan @bulletproofexec

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houellebeck Normal wirken die Leute nur, weil man sie nicht gut kennt.

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Doc_Megz @thegermanfor in Afrikaans it's spookasem which means ghost breath.

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m0rb @Pogue @dakami to be fair, it could have been a tigon or a liger.

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Pogue CNN’s report that Cecil the Lion’s BROTHER was killed seems to be incorrect. But meanwhile, I love this excerpt. pic.twitter.com/jCGt7GJaoL

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clemensetz Ich will nur noch googleübersetzte klassische chinesische Literatur lesen. Sehr punk, sehr geil, sehr poetrycumshot. pic.twitter.com/IhaMHoo0XB

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elnathan I can list a few:
1. Fuck and let fuck
2. Mind your business
3. Gender equality
Should I continue? twitter.com/josh_gunner26/…

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zibliedraws @Zendarenn @anne_theriault I remember when that study came out but I can't for the life of me find it; does anybody have a link to it?

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NeinQuarterly Meanwhile in Berlin.

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Zendarenn This is a terrifying statistic. Thank you @anne_theriault for bringing it to my attention. dailydot.com/opinion/all-fe… pic.twitter.com/7NYahVL2AQ

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hllizi Orthograf Lambsdorff, der große Rechtschreibliberale

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Zivilschein @hllizi Vor allem: In dieser langen Kette von Ereignissen ist wie in Russland ausgerechnet das?

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abnor_malik One for the - the ability to appear in a puff of smoke.
instagram.com/p/51jlrxA3Gg/

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Nachtvogel Muß das eigentlich sein, jetzt für die 50 bis 100 Jahre Mißerfolgsgeschichte der Drogenkriminalisierung zu wiederholen?

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"Praktischer Küchentip – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2015/…

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amyquispe oh, fuck you body, *now* you want to sleep? i gave you all night to sleep.

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