The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

July 2023

RobBaran1 @mexic0la_ Elevation gain: -6 ft.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

mexic0la_ The Krasnodar commander that was fatally shot in Russia while on a run would routinely post his route on the Strava workout app. This one from recently was liked by Kyrylo Budanov: you literally can’t make this shit up twitter.com/i/web/status/1… pic.twitter.com/YODoWKCivB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

erdjohann warum heißt es warum ist es heute so warm und nicht warum heißt es

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

TartanLlama I solved the halting problem pic.twitter.com/XgMjIbXZay

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:52 AM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Grumpfdalm Warum heißt die peinliche Branchen-Lobbyorganisation eigentlich "Fokus Fleisch", wenn Deutscher Meaterbund e.V. right there war?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

linkerLutscher Fleischpenis:
- unpraktisch
- kommt nicht mehr viel (enttäuschend)
- großkotzig
- Dickprint (Belästigung)

Blutpenis:
- kompakt und sportlich
- liefert wenn es drauf an kommt
- klein aber oho
- antike Statue (edel)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Jul 11th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Daddyvandalen jeetje de campagne van de VVD is wel heel zoomer-georiënteerd dit jaar pic.twitter.com/JzLgltJ1aW

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

onethuthree Franco-German relations at work:

Meetings of our group in Berlin vs. meetings in Paris pic.twitter.com/uvUCwxIDDQ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

random_walker ChatGPT with Code Interpreter is like Jupyter Notebook for non-programmers. That's cool! But how many non-programmers have enough data science training to avoid shooting themselves in the foot? Far more people will probably end up misusing it. pic.twitter.com/IZJW4z15Tl

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

weakanalogy the marketing strategy for the new conductor joana mallwitz at the berlin konzerthausorchester is simply just tár pic.twitter.com/GD273xigub

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:11 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

ryandcotterell The ACL 2023 (@aclmeeting) program chairs put together a gem of a report on the peer review process. Check out their 36-page report here: aclanthology.org/2023.acl-long.…. It's well worth a thorough read!

Two key highlights below:

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:09 PM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

mmbollmann @mdlhx @DB_Bahn This happens to me ALL the time. For cross-country trips, it's mostly "Will the system be able to book the mandatory seat reservation or not? Wait until the very end to find out!" ... and sometimes just trying again with the exact same connection will work, sometimes not.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Jul 10th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Hallo @tier_mobility, wenn euer Scooter vor meinem Fenster nicht bald aufhört zu fiepen, muss ich ihn leider in die Düssel yeeten.

via Twitter for Android

Black Mirror Season 6 ★★★★★★★★☆☆ trakt.tv/shows/black-mi…

via Trakt.tv

CaseyExplosion Got an inordinate amount of abuse that forced me to just delete this entire thread because I couldn't deal with it, but I was I right to say it. pic.twitter.com/aUUkfRtXXZ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Jul 8th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

TerribleMaps World map if Australia and Russia swapped places pic.twitter.com/WV6Nmze8ZA

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Jul 8th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

M_M_R_21 Das hohe Gericht der Schreibberatungsstudis verhandelt gerade exemplarisch über die Qualität der Einleitung meiner Masterarbeit und hat mich als Angeklagte 10 Minuten in die Sonne geschickt. Was meint ihr, Knast für mich? 😬 (didaktische Idee: @julianebien) pic.twitter.com/GH2fDN2NLJ

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jul 7th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

joshcarlosjosh you there, boy! what microblogging app is this? pic.twitter.com/SjbXqx8tAc

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jul 7th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

69% done with Babel, by R.F. Kuang goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

matt_meeta finally got my hands on the taiwan air force formosan bear punching winnie the pooh patches pic.twitter.com/bUqu1SZX3n

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:24 PM, Jul 6th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Hi @LrecColing2024, will there be a call for workshop proposals (with details on proposal format etc.) soon?

via Twitter Web App

kilinguistics Some quantitative linguistics papers be like pic.twitter.com/rCm5l1olFq

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Jul 6th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

derloeffelbein [mezzomix hq]

a: cola umarmt orange ??
chef*in: KRASSER !
b: cola FICKT orange
chef*in: nein
c: cola öffnet sich orange und kommuniziert klar ihre bedürnfisse ??
chef*in: kürzer !
d: cola liebt orange ?
chef*in: körperlicher !
e: cola küsst orange
chef*in: badabing badadboom

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Jul 6th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

TerribleMaps Map of Europe pic.twitter.com/QDWLSHJaEq

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Jul 6th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

highfrontvowel Verslaafd aan “ik heb slaaptekort want ik slaap te kort” analogieën

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 PM, Jul 5th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

dertristan1 Habe von einer Quelle aus dem Bundestag durchgestochen bekommen, dass für Eltern mit über 150k Jahreseinkommen wohl auch die „Scheibe Lyoner“ für das Kind beim Metzger wegfallen soll.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Jul 5th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Bernstein I think one of the main advantages of going to Harvard/Yale/etc. is meeting really rich people who will take you to their family’s vacation homes over the summer.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Jul 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

LinusMisera barbie oppenheimer double feature aber die filme sind nach dem reißverschlussverfahren frame für frame ineinandergeschnitten

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Jul 4th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

stadtwildnis Hoffentlich setzt sich dieses "VS"-Konzept bei Konzerten durch, würde z.B. gern mal erleben wenn Georg Philipp Telemann gegen Johann Sebastian Bach in der Leipziger Thomaskirche antritt pic.twitter.com/Dp7tIKGTSn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jul 4th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

tweetsbyparker oh i finally get it he was planning on sinking it pic.twitter.com/MgpV0sMXXW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 PM, Jul 4th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

51% done with Babel, by R.F. Kuang: "But all it means is 'foreign', said Commissioner Li... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

FrauKovacic On my way home now. Thanks and kudos again to the @tacosconference team. It was a great experience! 🤗 pic.twitter.com/8cbJnhqSE1

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:29 AM, Jul 3rd, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

mueslikind Und deshalb möchte ich mit der Familie weinen und am Feuer sitzen und irgendwas räuchern.
Mich interessiert, ob ihr ähnliches erlebt habt und wir ihr damit umgeht. Ich weiß, dass wir nicht alleine sind. 11/11

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:28 AM, Jul 3rd, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

d_feldman my favorite theory is

1) elon switched the site to prevent viewing from non-logged-in-users

2) the JS front end gets an error message if you're not logged in, and makes hundreds of repeat requests

3) elon misinterprets that as bot activity and adds strict rate limits

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Jul 2nd, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

complingy Anyone know why some conferences ask for appendices to be uploaded as a separate PDF from the main paper? Doesn't it just create extra work for everybody?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Jul 2nd, 2023 via Twitter for Android)