The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 2019

Fakt: Der deutsche Name der Stadt Bologna ist Böln.

via Twitter for Android

marga_owski Passend dazu lest bitte den Text von @gutjahr, es tut mir so leid das zu lesen und ist alles so fucking bitter.

twitter.com/niggi/status/1… twitter.com/niggi/status/1…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

marga_owski Der -Streit zeigt: Viele wissen nicht, was bei Drohungen aus dem Netz zu tun ist. Dabei sind Nazis nicht so kreativ, ihre Angriffe folgen bestimmten Mustern. Einzelpersonen & Arbeitgeber müssen im Umgang mit dem Terror geschult werden.
spiegel.de/kultur/gesells…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness workshop on labor organizing in academy and industry

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness I think it would incredibly useful for "selfie" to mean something more specific than "portrait snapshot" so I'm going to continue to insist if a photo is clearly taken by someone else it's not a selfie.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:08 PM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

HannavonKaese Überwachung/Panoptikum/Diskurstheorie auf Twitter ist wenn bestimmte User*innen alle zwei Monate deine Tweets lesen, aber du nie weißt wann.
Vielleicht sehen sie diesen Tweet vielleicht auch nicht twitter.com/HannavonKaese/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:02 PM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

buechereiwien Können wir uns darauf verständigen, statt der Böllerei einfach unsere Bücher ganz laut zu zuklappen?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:59 PM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson "Dudelsack" sounds like a politically incorrect term for bagpipes.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

johncarlosbaez Happy New Year!

A bunch of us are trying to develop "applied category theory" - and now we've started a new journal on this subject, called "Compositionality". It's free to publish in, and free to read.

The first issue just came out!

(1/n)

johncarlosbaez.wordpress.com/2019/12/30/com…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:42 AM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

NeinQuarterly A gentle reminder that in German, one simply wishes a "good slide" (guten Rutsch) into the new year. The stumble and fall are implied.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:39 AM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

drethelin I'm tired of everyone talking about why does no one talking about

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:35 AM, Dec 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

SvenStrasen Es ist sicher nicht der wichtigste Aspekt der Causa , aber als Literaturwissenschaftler finde ich den Grad an Textauslegungs- Inkompetenz, der hier zu Tage tritt, bodenlos. Wer aus diesem harmlosen Spottlied über meine Generation und ihre Verhaltensmuster eine 1/×

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Dec 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

RemakingManhood CAN'T SHARE THIS ENOUGH --> What to do if a stranger is being harassed.
I did this and it works. To have read this cartoon a while back and to have had this tool in that terrible moment was so empowering. Take a look. You will need this sooner or later. pic.twitter.com/YLrNOAwvSl

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Dec 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

arthur_affect I am so tired of arguments like this about where IQ or g (the "general factor of intelligence") actually "exist"

twitter.com/Malnormalulo/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:02 AM, Dec 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

RileyGryc Things to normalize in 2020:
-platonic cuddling
-complimenting for no reason
-fair & equal wages
-organizing unions
-hunting the rich for sport
-the void
-sacrifices to the new Old Ones
-platonic vampirism
-revealing your True Form
-blood cults
-telling your friends "I love you"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:12 AM, Dec 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

lenakmeth I'm becoming increasingly disillusioned with the academic conference rat race, and I think that's a good start for the bew decade.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Gerade neulich noch drüber gesprochen, dass das große Problem unserer Zeit ist, dass Leute entweder aus Unvermögen oder aus schierem bräsigem Mutwillen es nicht mehr auf die Reihe kriegen, dass Zeichenrelationen nicht einstellig und eindeutig sind, und zack kommt dieses Omading.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

"Alben durchhören! Stimmt, das konnte man ja auch mal!" twitter.com/techniktagebuc…

via Twitter for Android

houellebeck Ich war Praktikant bei FDP-Minister Daniel Bahr und Freund des Neoliberalismus.

Heute helfe ich in einem Lübecker im .

Will sagen: es gibt keine verlorenen Seelen; dran bleiben und Überzeugungsarbeit leisten! ;)

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Dissertationsthema:
"The use of 'das Ding' and 'der Mann' as emphatic pronouns (or something) in German".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

4 of 5 stars to The Difference Engine by William Gibson goodreads.com/review/show/27…

via Goodreads

random_walker If you’re wondering how such a widely discussed problem has attracted so little scientific study before this paper, that’s exactly why. Many have tried, but chose to say nothing rather than publish meaningless results, leaving the field open for authors with lower standards.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:50 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker A new paper has been making the rounds with the intriguing claim that YouTube has a *de-radicalizing* influence. arxiv.org/abs/1912.11211

Having read the paper, I wanted to call it wrong, but that would give the paper too much credit, because it is not even wrong. Let me explain.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:47 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

sintelion This did not age well :) twitter.com/kvlly/status/1…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:24 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Last Christmas gab ich dir mein Herz, doch am sehr nächsten Tag gabst du das Ding weg.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:54 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Meine Oma verehrt im Hühnerstall Motorrath den Peiniger, Schnitter der zwölften Hölle und Bringer der ewigen Schmerzen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

4 of 5 stars to Die Känguru-Apokryphen by Marc-Uwe Kling goodreads.com/review/show/31…

via Goodreads

publictorsten Das Denken muss deshalb insgesamt in Frage gestellt werden. Die Finanzmärkte funktionieren derzeit einfach nicht mehr in einem Maß, das nachhaltiges Wirtschaften belohnt.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:23 AM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

publictorsten Wenn solche Businesspläne dominieren, haben wir keine Marktwirtschaft mehr, sondern eine Art Planwirtschaft des Kapitals.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:45 AM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

publictorsten Erschreckend ist das Monopol-Denken. Die Geschäftsmodelle von Firmen wie WeWork sind so angelegt, dass man durch enormen Kapitaleinsatz die Konkurrenz zermalmt. Schließlich hat das auch mit Facebook geklappt.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:45 AM, Dec 29th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

robvegas Es braucht keine Raketen mehr. LED macht den Job.
pic.twitter.com/yXomkQa4KT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dunkelmagier Ich Möchte Aber Jetzt Sofort Den Punkt Erreichen Wo Ich Keine Fucks Mehr Gebe

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Falls wer mal ein Synonym für "alter weißer Mann" braucht, schlage ich "Phantomrelevanz" vor, weil die, um die es geht, noch ihre altvertraute, aber nicht mehr vorhandene Deutungshoheit spüren wie ein Amputierte ihr abbes Bein.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:43 PM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

literalbanana It’s easy to design a survey instrument that exaggerates the prevalence of the phenomenon under investigation.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:14 PM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Ziggy hat von einem sog. BELLEBAD gehört und ist traurig, dass ihr da ohne sie hingeht :((( pic.twitter.com/3FOM42luzl

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Warum heißt es kartellrechtliches Verfahren und nicht Schluckbeschwerde

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Wägemut

via Twitter for Android

3 of 5 stars to Fall, or Dodge in Hell by Neal Stephenson goodreads.com/review/show/30…

via Goodreads

literalbanana communicative modes:

1. information transfer along a channel of HIGH shared context
2. maintenance of said channel (phatic)
3. context onboarding (baby talk, FAQs, lurking)
4. information transfer along a channel of UNKNOWN shared context (alarms, shrieking)

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:26 AM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Übrigens hat der DB-Fernverkehr diese Weihnachten 400 000 (= 14 %) mehr Fahrgäste befördert als in der letzten Saison, und das mit 86 % Pünktlichkeit.

via Facebook (retweeted on 1:08 AM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock Eltern finden, dass WÜTETET bei Scrabble nicht gildet, weil zu viele T. Grammatische Begründung versagt, "Präteritum, was isch des überhaupt?"
Habe leisen Verdacht, sie stellen sich unwissend. Dass sie mir die letzten 14 Jahre nicht zugehört haben, kann eigentlich nicht ...

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:06 AM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

CommodoreBlog Early 80's Pirate Computers.
Is this illegal? "I don't know!"😂
pic.twitter.com/p7teeFYX4S

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Dec 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Buddenbohm Wusste heute zwischendurch nichts mit mir anzufangen und habe dann auch nichts mit mir angefangen. Geht auch.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi New online category "in other lies" for those who like it really dirty. twitter.com/ezraklein/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ezraklein The media is better than it used to be (though not perfect) at avoiding both-sidesism. What we haven't caught up to is that negative coverage can actually strengthen populist demagogues, so long as it lets them control the conversation.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wellformedness One of the biggest opportunities for would be good general-purpose guidelines covering:

* which neural network optimization methods are best,
* what default learning rate (and other hyperparams) is likely to work reasonably well in general.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:47 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

fmailhot the movie was entertaining, but pandered to ppl who disliked the previous one

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

@BuckRivera @EnglishGibson If that's all you're saying then I don't disagree.

via Twitter for Android in reply to BuckRivera

perseveresther neues motto "falsche richtung, aber immerhin"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@BuckRivera @EnglishGibson My point is that masculine nouns, even if intended as generic, are not always that easily so interpreted. It's thus plausible that their use can contribute to reinforcing stereotypes. For an especially pertinent study, see researchgate.net/publication/23…

via Twitter for Android in reply to BuckRivera

random_walker Tech platform companies subvert democratic processes in many ways. Here’s an insidious one that hasn’t gotten much attention: using the power and reach of the platform to misinform users or workers into campaigning to block proposed regulation, often against their self interest.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:17 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Advanced Techniques for Krieging the Spülmaschine Voll

via Twitter for Android

VerbingNouns Ah, yes! *This* is the purpose of assessment! Not to quantify or rank the student, but to identify gaps in understanding *in order to fill them*. Assessment is crucial for learning... for the instructor to react to and adapt to. Marks / grades are otherwise meaningless. twitter.com/suzyjstyles/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

@BuckRivera @EnglishGibson He states that grammatical gender has nothing to do with sex *in the case of nouns that refer to sexless objects*, but that there is a clear correlation for nouns referring to people.

via Twitter Web App in reply to BuckRivera

BBC News - Netherlands drops 'Holland' in rebranding move bbc.com/news/blogs-new…

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zeitweise Wie passt man den richtigen Moment ab zwischen „Hahaha, sind Sie irre? Die Praxis ist eh schon voll! Mit so einem Quatsch kommen sie an einem Brückentag zu uns?“ und „Tja, wären sie mal früher gekommen, schade um ihren Finger, aber sie haben ja noch neun.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 AM, Dec 27th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

engadget Techno-thriller 'Mr. Robot' ends on a mind-melting high engt.co/2PT7DJQ pic.twitter.com/CEvdWTy3Cl

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 11:33 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker I used to think the EU's Right to be Forgotten was too vague, easily abused, and didn't do much for privacy. Now Google has released a detailed paper on 5 years of RTBF requests. Despite the paper's mild spin, the data suggests RTBF is working pretty well! elie.net/static/files/f…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

tobi Now true - some people, myself included, need a few hours to wind up and wind down for those to occur. Right now I'm procrastinating on twitter instead of writing my summit talk for instance. Reddit and HN are my siren calls.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:57 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

tobi For creative work, you can't cheat. My believe is that there are 5 creative hours in everyone's day. All I ask of people at Shopify is that 4 of those are channeled into the company.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:57 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

tobi I've never worked through a night. The only times I worked more than 40 hours in a week was when I had the burning desire to do so. I need 8ish hours of sleep a night. Same with everybody else, whether we admit it or not.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:57 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Habt ihr auch eure Wohnungen leergeräumt, damit man sich in VR besser bewegen kann?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wroetoshaw Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out for Christmas and he’s been moving it around the house to scare my Mum pic.twitter.com/lV1hznf4L8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:22 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson The way German uses *people's names* to signalize honesty/frankness/talking Tacheles:

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker Good thread on whitepaper capitalism, but doesn't go far enough. People *knowingly* buy cryptocurrencies with nonsensical whitepapers hoping the technical jargon looks plausible enough that other people will be "greater fools", much like a Ponzi scheme. twitter.com/dhruvbansal/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

drguidoknapp Der Grund für die Verwechslung: Er hatte einen schmutzigen Witz nicht verstanden.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

drguidoknapp 1841: In „Pippa Passes“ benutzt der britische Dichter Robert Browning das Wort „twat“ - im Glauben es handele sich dabei um die Bezeichnung für das Kleidungsstück einer Nonne. Tatsächlich ist es ein Slangwort für weibliche Geschlechtsteile.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Endlose Apokalypse endgültig abgeschaltet

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Labee, die: Ein Labenz, das bereits im Duden steht, z.B. leer, Essen oder → Petting. S.a. → Laboe, → Labrun labenz.neutsch.org/Labee

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Kurfuerstin Die heutige Weisheit von @_noujoum : "Ich darf jetzt Serie gucken! Ich muss gar nix! Ich kann ja später immer noch müssen! Gemusst ist dann schnell."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

"Ich will in eure Köpfe, lass Dixit spielen."

via Twitter for Android

November: building with taxi sign (Düsseldorf, Germany) pic.twitter.com/0KHue5unqM

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

October: Nevigeser Wallfahrtsdom (Velbert, Germany) pic.twitter.com/UdN61JQiBk

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

September: staircase of St Agnes (Berlin, Germany) pic.twitter.com/crqmu6Rq84

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

August: houses on the river Arno (Florence, Italy) pic.twitter.com/dgff0WEE57

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

February: Sculpture Garden (Minneapolis, MN, USA) pic.twitter.com/3L7v163oCK

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

January: Walker Art Center and Sculpture Garden (Minneapolis, MN, USA) pic.twitter.com/h8rsdV69D5

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

Photo calendar 2020 (Thread)

via Twitter Web App

rileighsmirl you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of pic.twitter.com/bjoF8dXFmq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:18 AM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Saga is definitely my 2nd favorite Swedish aspie <3

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

innesmck getting 25p for leaving my old pronouns under my pillow for the pronoun fairy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:00 AM, Dec 26th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

joshraclaw Got to hear my first intransitive MAKE construction, happy Christmas:

“The other coffee is making right now” ☕️

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

harryliebs Wir kommen ans Ende des lithurgischen Twitterjahres. Das Fest der Familienbeschimpfung ist schon fast vorbei. Die Böllerschimpfgesänge werden es endgültig abschließen. Bald ist wieder Tanzverbotsstreit.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

byzantinologue @ala_Camillae @kataplexis I'm so with you guys. The 'magic' of Greek was over by 18... I'm not looking for consolatio philosophiae in Classics. It's more about problematizing (in my case region's shape & self-image); what I understand as poetry isn't beautiful things but difficulties of understanding.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Veitstanz Most of the issues in vampire fiction come up bc the love interest is a teenager or in their early twenties and not a practical 48 year old

(spoilers, it DOES help Vampire)
[OCs, Gravedigger and Vampire] pic.twitter.com/OVno8qRwA8

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

GretaThunberg Happy holidays! Remember to take care of yourselves, each other and the beautiful planet we live on.
pic.twitter.com/zbU08OSuCh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker This holiday season, it's useful to remember that presenting someone with arguments that challenge their political identity doesn't cause them to change their mind. There's lots of modern research on this: psychologytoday.com/us/blog/words-…
My favorite explanation is from 150 years ago: twitter.com/redhistorian/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:55 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: Mampfluencer

via Twitter for Android

hllizi As Stephen Colbert once put it, reality has a well-known liberal bias. twitter.com/TheEconomist/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

papagaeio Merry Octomas again but in colour. Right, that's me done for the day! pic.twitter.com/Lft2STKYLV

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

HapaxLegoman Is... that good? pic.twitter.com/FnfQDum5vq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:16 AM, Dec 25th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater auf auch

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

tiangolo Exactly one year ago was the first public release of FastAPI.

Today I have a new Christmas present for my fellow developers!

Typer: the FastAPI of CLIs 🚀

github.com/tiangolo/typer

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

yuvalpi i am beyond cannot evening

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:45 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@EnglishGibson @abertrotzdem @sista_ray Not all women have to accept/use them, and especially not in all contexts, for them to have merit.

via Twitter for Android in reply to EnglishGibson

"Das sind die Dinger, die ich nicht mag, aber trotzdem esse, wenn sie da liegen."

via Twitter for Android

M: Der Quark ist eingeplant für die Sättigung!
S: Nee, auf Pfannkuchen gehört Zucker.
M: Der Quark ist gesüßt!
S: Es geht um das knirschende Gefühl zwischen den Zähnen.

via Twitter for Android

24.12., 17:54, Weihnachtsliedersingen
M: Wir können doch eigentlich auch noch ein Adventslied singen, oder?
I: Ja, sechs Minuten geht das noch.
S: Wieso, was ist dann?
I: Weihnachten.

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn ist "komm esther" wie "ok google" nur andersrum

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

frank_opitz Man grincht sich so durch.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Broschüre der Hausverwaltung "Wie zu heyzen sey"

via Twitter Web App

senoJsicnarF @Holbornlolz Classicist here. There are a couple of odd things about this performance. His accent isn't great, but more importantly he leaves out whole lines (8 and 15-16), and after line 17 he stops reciting the opening of Iliad 1 and moves immediately and seamlessly into another chunk 1/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

deportablediz @Holbornlolz you're the most easily impressed bunch of posh wankers in the world

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brian_bilston A SHORT POEM CONCERNING CHRIS REA’S PROXIMITY TO HOME AS HE DRIVES BACK FOR CHRISTMAS

Chris Rea
is nea

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:12 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

explosives Lernbedürfnis

via Twitter for Android

bundesamtfvs Wir suchen noch den Vandalismus... irgendwas mit dem QR-Code? twitter.com/freakingmuse/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist to whichever of my neighbors just had the experience of their bluetooth speaker spontaneously playing the first 15 seconds of Parks & Rec S5:E2 roughly 7 times in a row at increasing volume:

uhhh sorry it took me so long to troubleshoot that

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Dec 24th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Reality: This innovatIon was recently tested in $CITY ($COUNTRY).
Internet: THIS IS HOW THEY DO THINGS IN $COUNTRY!

via Twitter for Android

pfadintegral Persönliche Meinung: „Assistenten“, die versuchen lineare menschliche Interaktion nachzuahmen, waren ein katastrophaler Fehlschritt in Sachen Usability. Wo sind meine lernenden Menüs und automatischen Shortcuts?

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Dec 23rd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Ist easy schnappen das lastesel, widerborsten und iahenschreien. pic.twitter.com/oxfzPAPtFd

via Twitter for Android

_Tomalak Ich: Hallo DHL, ich möchte ein Päckchen nach Japan frankieren.
DHL: Kein Problem, füll einfach das Online-Formular aus und druck dir die Paketmarke aus.
Ich: OK.
DHL: LOL pic.twitter.com/4ihLqcwBvr

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Dec 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

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ojahnn here's my question: wtf

[extract from a book advocating against a minimum quota of female professors, without realizing that that would be the way to achieve the goal of a higher degree of visibility of professional, competent women they ask for *in the next paragraph*] pic.twitter.com/ulPyaYGH1q

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:44 PM, Dec 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

50% done with The Difference Engine, by William Gibson goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

GretaThunberg I hear many say “2019 was the year when the public woke up to the climate crisis”.
This is a misconception.
A small but rapidly growing number of people have started to wake up to the climate crisis.
This has only just begun. We’re still only scratching the surface.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 PM, Dec 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Psychologists4F 1. Wir brauchen verschiedene Aktionsformen für verschiedene Menschen. Viele in der “Klimabubble” gehen gerne auf Demos. Viele andere nicht! Durch Aktionsformen wie erreichen wir ganz andere Menschen als sonst. Und die brauchen wir! twitter.com/GruegerS/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:16 AM, Dec 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

literalbanana Two important kinds of wrongness:

-a claim escaping its low-rigor environment and being presented in a high-rigor environment (counseling talk —> science paper)

-a claim escaping its high-rigor environment and being presented in a low-rigor environment (quantum woo)

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:13 AM, Dec 23rd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@EnglishGibson Only there are no corresponding examples for men, because their generic masculines could be read as non-generic.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

@EnglishGibson I don't think there's anything in particular about these examples that makes it "not worth bothering" to use feminine forms. It's just that some women don't consider generic masculine forms problematic, or even if they do, sometimes they use them anyway - just like men!

via Twitter for Android in reply to EnglishGibson

Grumpfdalm Wohlmeinige cissige Formulierungen verderben mir den Tag part 836483

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the_maki Mit dem Zug von Österreich nach Deutschland, und wenn zwischen Salzburg und Freilassing alle Netzwerkbalken für immer verschwinden, fühlt man sich wie Joseph Conrad im Kongo, auf dem Weg ins digitale Herz der Finsternis.

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merelinguist achilles: i want to see the love of my love patroclus, where is he

antilochus: are you in the right head space to hear some information that could possibly hurt you

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GabrielBerlin Fakt: Buttigieg ist die Vergangenheit von Buttigehg

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labenzticker Büchsenschinken, der: Scherzhafte Bezeichnung unter Feuerwehrleuten für in Fahrzeugwracks eingeschlossene Unfallopfer. labenz.neutsch.org/B%C3%BCchsensc…

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durst Wir lernten uns in einer Spam-Mail kennen. Ein lustiges Stohnen stromt aus meiner Brust während du beginnst mich zartlich zu kussen. pic.twitter.com/mVuw2pqOgf

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GoodGermanWords or “For-Laid”

PUBLISH books of poetry
MISLAY socks
RESCHEDULE meetings
CHANGE venues
INSTAL wiring
RESORT TO insults
LAY pipes
SWITCH tax residence
REDEPLOY troops
and also
EMBARRASSED

“... German is difficult. This concludes my TED Talk.”

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Lenathejoyful Look at these drug prevention posters from Norway.

That's it. That's how you freaking stop people from dying. pic.twitter.com/7XRUzEPmkT

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41Strange Cross-armed Squirrel
(m.imgur.com/7PejIER) pic.twitter.com/2bx9ssQkVA

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durst Selbstbild als absoluter Gewimmertyp.

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durst Selbstbild als Bewohner eines Kinderzimmers, in dem es immer nur nanobello aufgeräumt ist.

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"Wie habt ihr euch über die Jahre kennenbehalten?"

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"Label mich nicht zu!"

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honnibal Would love to know whether John Howard has any new thoughts on climate change. It'd be great if someone could ask him regularly, like on each new bit of bad news. smh.com.au/politics/feder…

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spinfocl Hier haben sich quasi an jeder Ecke Reisebusse ineinander verkeilt. Dazwischen SUV-Schlangen mit laufendem Motor. *seufz*

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Irgendwas stimmt mit S8i nicht

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Fakt: "und hieb ihm sein rechtes Ohr ab" in Joh 18 10 ist ein Druckfehler, eigentlich sollte da "kieb" stehen, das alte Präteritum von "kauen". (Simon Petrus hat den Knecht zugelabert, um ihn abzulenken.)

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mcclure111 Subtweeting the world: Science is a process. It is a tool for uncovering answers to questions. If you start treating the things science describes— like darwinian evolution, or sexual dimorphism— as *morally good*, and not just things that exist, you have gone badly wrong.

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"This object lesson in the perils of relying on secondary sources reminds us all that our readers place a trust in us each time we put words to paper." twitter.com/andre_spicer/s…

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publictorsten Der Artikel ist amüsant und frustrierend zugleich. Ein vorgeblicher Fakt wird zitiert und zitiert -- und wo er einmal herkam, weiß niemand mehr. Jede Stelle in der Zitatkette verweist auf eine Quelle, die schon recht angejahrt ist. Und am Anfang stand wohl ein Missverständnis.

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HWarlow Atkinson Grimshaw painted the wet cobbles of Leeds. Always atmospheric and stark, the only warmth is the street light and the break in the sky where the moon is trying to shine. pic.twitter.com/t6J1a3jjgl

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Person, mit der man etwas den Kontakt verloren hat, zum Geburtstag gratulieren und sagen, wir müssten uns mal wieder sehen, eine Stunde später sind die Zugtickets gebucht, so sollte das öfter laufen.

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thejeffreymarsh One thing I ADORE about us as LGBTQ people is that we don’t “have our sh*t 100% together” re
Labels
Pronouns
Demands and explanations
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we’re very not-interested in presenting some digestible “making sense” image for cis/het society and I’M HERE FOR IT
🌈

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brynguist Point 2) The class of "possessives" (splorks) is not the only linguistic tool used to signal possession. Another tool is "I have." Would OP propose we ban all uses of "I have [human]"?

"I have a daughter." YOU MONSTER. She is "a" daughter among a child group you parent (sarcasm)

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hostarastrology object permanence is a lie made up by Big Object to sell more objects

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@Arocalyptic Fuchs heißt auf Dänisch ræv was ist da los ich sage dir die sind heimlich dasselbe Tier

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SiobhanFTB Anyway if you don't have the time to sort out heads from tails in the anti-trans moral panic just trust me that literally 100% of the "fired for pronouns" stories are wilful misrepresentations of these situations designed to make you dismiss trans people as unreasonable.

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GretaThunberg "The most important climate change court decision in the world so far, confirming that human rights are jeopardised by the climate emergency and that wealthy nations are legally obligated to achieve rapid and substantial emission reductions." theguardian.com/world/2019/dec…

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ezraklein The rhetorical clash between "leftists" and "moderates" is obscuring the deeper truth: This is the most progressive Democratic primary in history, and even if, say, Biden won the nomination, he'd be running on a platform far to Obama's left. vox.com/2019/12/20/210…

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BuckRivera Leanes Sitzfleisch aus biologischer Standingdeskhaltung

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GretaThunberg Last month domestic air travel in Sweden was down 11%.
In Germany it was down 12%.
The climate- and environmental crisis can of course only be solved by a system change.
But these numbers surely do help with bringing that change a little closer...
bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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VQuaschning Ein Zeichen der Hoffnung: Nach zuletzt steigenden Fluggastzahlen sind jetzt infolge der -Diskussion Kurzstreckenflüge stark rückläufig. Es übernehmen mehr Menschen Verantwortung.


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BuckRivera Okay, Google, what time is it? twitter.com/NoContextTrek/…

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derwahremawa OK, Vorschlag zur Güte: Ziviles Jahrzehnt (ugs. kurz Jahrzehnt) nennen wir jeweils die Zeitspanne vom Beginn eines Jahres mit Endziffer 0 bis zum Ende des nächstfolgenden Jahres mit Endziffer 9.

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octodontidae Das Baby hat gerade per Geste auf dem Smartphone einen Screenshot gemacht.
Ich weiß nicht, wie das geht. Vielleicht sollte ich es nach Unterricht fragen.

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CodeWisdom "Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning." - Unknown

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60jahrPublizist Doppelt und dreifach besiegelt: Dieses »Festspielhaus« wird mich NIE wieder von innen sehen.

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derwahremawa Ich muss Abbitte leisten. Ich habe fest damit gerechnet, dass die rechten Kräfte in der sächsischen CDU das gar nicht erst zustande kommen lassen oder es irgendwie hintertreiben. twitter.com/ChMelcher/stat…

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publictorsten Vielleicht bräuchte es nur einen griffigeren Namen. Etwa das "Böser-Emotet-Gesetz". twitter.com/BSI_Bund/statu…

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stipulative Regular people: I have never forgotten what you said all those years ago. What a sweet sentiment!

Linguists: I have never forgotten what you said all those years ago. What a curious construction!

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sich undersellen, aber als powermove

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kopfistrund der kopf ist sechsundzwanzigfach damit das denken die richtung wechseln kann 🤗

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groovynger was macht das mit euch pic.twitter.com/CfPZiNbSc0

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alicegoldfuss All of these phrases add up to the same message:

“I support you, as long as you don’t change my experiences or inconvenience me in any way.”

And that’s not actual support

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alicegoldfuss It’s also similar to the old favorite “I don’t care if you’re black, white, or purple!”

Purple people don’t exist, but now they’ve minimized the issue of racism and swept it away while claiming to be supportive

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alicegoldfuss The language she uses is similar to language used to minimize gay people

“You can kiss whoever you want behind closed doors!”

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alicegoldfuss She is purposefully mischaracterizing trans people as adults playing dress-up and then claiming to be fine with that...at a distance

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alicegoldfuss She is taking a very real and concrete issue (the acceptance of trans people as humans with full rights and respect in society), minimizing it to some surface level features (appearance and names), and then abdicating any responsibility

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alicegoldfuss She says “Dress however you please” and “Call yourself whatever you like”

At first glance it sounds supportive, but it isn’t

It’s disengaging

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alicegoldfuss JK Rowling hates trans people, but I want to talk a little bit about the *way* she hates them so you can recognize it in the wild

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oren_data @yoavgo @yuvalmarton @FeinsteinKen @tallinzen @ShlomoArgamon And the classics lecampel (to compile), lesabmet (to submit), lecanfeg (to configure, which is awesome because it is first shortened, then inflected), and in the industry, they use the horrible 'ledalver' (to deliver a version of a product).

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yoavgo @yuvalmarton @FeinsteinKen @tallinzen @ShlomoArgamon and how about letarget, tirgateti, metargetim (inflections of "to target")

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tallinzen Sometimes when I tell people about Hebrew verbal morphology they don't believe it's *actually* used for loanwords. So here are some examples from a conversation I just had about text generation:

lejanret = to generate
jinrut = generation
jinret = generated

you're welcome.

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durst @texttheater bekommt 1 Traumreise nach Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery­chwyrndrobwll­llantysilio­gogogoch

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_EmmaEleonora_ Normalisiert die Frage "Wie hast du das gemeint?"

Normalisiert es über Kommunikation zu kommunizieren.

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vagina_museum @ItsSarahCreed The clitoris is made up broadly of three distinct parts - the glans clitoris (the part that is usually referred to just as "the clitoris") the vestibular bulbs and the crus pic.twitter.com/PcGL1LXhoB

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texttheater FAKT: „Ienottico“ ist ein italienischer Nachname und bedeutet „Jenoptik“. cognomix.it/mappe-dei-cogn…

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freelancepolice Als in deutschen Radioredaktionen noch Zucht, Ordnung und Grammatiktreue herrschte bzw. herrschten. pic.twitter.com/O8JgZjoRn7

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_inesmontani This is our biggest prodi.gy release so far & I probably wrote the equivalent of a book in docs over the past few weeks 🤓✍️ 💕

2+ years of best practices & annotation/training tips. Even if you've been using the tool, there's lots of new stuff to discover! twitter.com/explosion_ai/s…

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Meet the artist who designed a hotel room that’s difficult to stay in bbc.com/news/entertain…

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nicht hinreichend ultimativ

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"Wäre schneller gewesen, die Dokumente zu mailen." - "Ja, aber nicht so hyggeligt." <3

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Es gibt sie noch nicht, die guten Dinge.

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emilymbender @tschfflr Also, I do a presentation during our MS program orientation on "writing in grad school" that lays out expectations and provides a bunch of tips.

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emilymbender @tschfflr We don't have to assign grades to theses here (thankfully), and they're not done until the advisor says they're done (including sufficiently well-written). For projects, I advertise ahead of time in the rubric that 50% of the grade is based on the write-up.

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marga_owski Das Lustige an deutschen Weihnachtsliedern ist, dass viele von ihnen nicht so sehr die Geburt feiern, den Anfang und den Aufbruch, sondern voller Todessehnsucht sind.
Einsam, still und sauber ist der Geist der Weihnacht. Das Leben: prinzipiell hart. spiegel.de/kultur/gesells…

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zehavoc @tschfflr @texttheater I usually give 3 grades for one project : one for coding, one for the report and one for the defense. So they know from the start that the coding will be just a component of the final grade.

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tschfflr How do people balance coding and writing in grading projects and (BSc/MSc) theses?
I feel like students need way more help learning to write than they realize and than we have time to provide.

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ATBrokenNews Helene Fischer kann sich kompletten Gegenstand vorstellen

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zirkuspony work-life-balance: professionell die ersten mails vor 8 uhr rausgepeitscht (aber nur damit ich mich gleich nochmal hinlegen kann)

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Now also works with arguments (after a long search for a memory leak) pic.twitter.com/oCvfSkxMR1

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StefanMuelller EU-Petition for taxes on kerosine. eci.ec.europa.eu/008/public/ . Mitmachen und teilen!

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yoavgo - How do we do user-in-the-loop model development?

- How do we combine symbolic language knowledge with the continous stuff?

- How do we properly expose the continous stuff to people with abstractions they can understand and manipulate?

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Fakt: Saga Noréns Porsche ist grüraunge.

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rockhudsn just finished embroidering my shirt for the rise of skywalker premiere tomorrow pic.twitter.com/zfVzcZ0lbl

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EstOdek Anyone willing to fund my research proposal? It will investigate the genes linked to scientists who perform bullshit studies like this. twitter.com/bmatb/status/1…

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zirkuspony wie ich meinen kreislauf trainiere: wenn ich in meinem text ein "?" setze und ich am ende in der redigierten fassung ein pampig- geschmackloses "?!" sehe

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HPS_Vanessa Again, why do we accept that the male model is the right one? Why don't we learn to see people who do this as overconfident and arrogant, rather than asking women to 'lean in' to this behaviour? twitter.com/marinakoren/st…

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stadtwildnis Jobcenter, auf deutsch Hiobszentrum

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arnoxcao Man kann offenbar leider nur wahlweise für immer ausschließlich Gemüse essen oder täglich eine Schweinehälfte

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vagina_museum ask not for whom the vulva train comes, it comes for thee twitter.com/DriverPotter/s…

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vonneudeck From experience with populists and conspiracy believers:
You have to do the hard labour and think the thought through with them. Step by step. At their speed. Exhausting.

Usually they long for analysis. But they need help and nobody thinks they are worth their time and nerves. twitter.com/TheDailyShow/s…

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RobotHugsComic hey twitter - there's a lot of good awareness now about the fact that all users can add image descriptions to twitter for people who use screen readers. Here's some tips on how to do this well:
(This is my job)

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Dunkelmagier me appreciation tweet pic.twitter.com/TXRLv99t3I

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FTHopf TIL that the chairs of (icmr2020.org) go the extra mile to ensure that the conference is carbon neutral by planting new trees to compensate for the CO2 emissions of travellers to the conference. Thx @cathal, @norikokando, and @bthj for this great initiative.

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skeptikantin Der Begründungsabteilung ist offenbar alles egal. pic.twitter.com/qMEWOro8lp

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random_walker A steady drumbeat of you-have-no-privacy articles leads to learned helplessness among the public. There’s nothing much to learn from it except “tech = bad”. Some users will cut back on all tech while most will resign themselves. It also incentivizes companies to be less upfront.

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random_walker With heightened public concern about online privacy, journalists are finding that privacy exposés drive clicks. Raising awareness is great, but nuance is lost in the race to create outrage. Simple bugs are being lumped in with rapacious efforts to profit from our personal lives.

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zeitweise Mir ist gerade aufgefallen, dass Gewinnmaximierung ein ziemlich doofes Konzernziel ist so wie Flüssigkeitsmaximierung bei einer Tasse Kaffee.

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perseveresther it's very difficult, and by difficult I mean that it's not magically working out all by itself

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durst Heute war ein DEALBREAKER (Massivholz) im Adventskalender <3

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perseveresther after some extremely mild soul-searching, I have come to the conclusion that who cares

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publictorsten Lifehack: Mit einem Löffelchen LSD kannst Du Pokemon Go spielen, auch wenn der Akku alle ist.

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@skglas ganze klima hoax raffinierter plan um deutscher bahn zu schaden

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War die Idee bei "Stromversorgung via USB" nicht auch, dass man KEINE Professur in Elektrotechnik braucht? 😡 pic.twitter.com/RhfmHh47Vo

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chUckbUte You've got to be kidding me. After all these years... pic.twitter.com/dhNgjCVzeG

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@Schplock Should I, God forbid, ever lose Klaus, he will be succeeded by Lothar.

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skglas krass. "Polen will Richter der Regierung unterstellen" -- na dann. EU Mitgliedschaften die ersten 25 Jahre vielleicht nur immer im 5-Jahre-Verlängerungsmodus, nur so um die Ernsthaftigkeit zu zeigen.

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Uff Sprachbarriere UND Paywall double whammy

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Nemesizofsxm This is Epic. A little Dutch history lesson, explaining both sides of the coin.

youtu.be/yA40QEzFdko youtu.be/yA40QEzFdko

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publictorsten @ChristophKappes @isotopp Was auffällig ist: Wie omnipräsent Stellenwerbungen mittlerweile sind. An jedem Bus, an jeder Baustelle. Vor dem Haus stehen Großplakate auf denen Bayer erzählt, wie weltverbessernd die Arbeit bei Agrar-Chemie-Konzernen doch ist.

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StefanMuelller Linguistics CRC (SFB) in Potsdam decides not to refund short-haul flights as of 2020! Let's see whether more SFBs will join. @flyingless pic.twitter.com/5SZN7Co4G8

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ma_rodda Please keep an eye on this entire thread, for it brings much joy already and promises to bring more. twitter.com/LinguaCelta/st…

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*packt Geschenke ein und hört Rote Rosen* youtube.com/playlist?list=…

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montag der haken hinter dinge mach tag

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wellformedness Some idease aren't worth critiquing; you just gotta QT them with the caption "bzzt! wrongo!" and move along.

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@Schplock It started with Jürgen. Jürgen was, sadly, stolen. Now I have Klaus.

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My naming scheme for bicycles is "male German boomer names"

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JeremyCliffe There’s something curiously quaint about Germany’s culture-war media shitstorms.

A country with relatively few acute problems (albeit some chronic ones) play-acting British/American-style dysfunction. twitter.com/tombarfield/st…

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derwahremawa Die Verfallsgeschichte, die quasi jedem Meinungsartikel über die DB und/oder Eisenbahn in Deutschland unterlegt wird, ist leider falsch. Die Bahn stirbt nicht, im Gegenteil sind viele der aktuellen Probleme von DB und Privaten faktisch Wachstumsschmerzen.

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derwahremawa Gemessen an den Fahrgastzahlen ist die DB ein erfolgreiches Unternehmen, egal, was sonst nicht läuft und egal, wie BC100-Premiumjournalisten herumthinkpiecen. Die Nicht-DB-Eisenbahnen sind ohnehin durchweg sehr erfolgreich, außer im Fernverkehr.

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crocyells this is. not my best work BUT. jon’s advice for his younger self pic.twitter.com/XopadiT7kA

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michaelzimmer For those wondering, here's how I describe the three options for the final course output: a traditional research paper, a persuasive editorial, or a memo to one's boss: pic.twitter.com/qf5ajz7lzH

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nsaphra Octavia Butler’s characters make bad decisions not because they are flawed in their reasoning or morals but because there are no good decisions in a complex system. They are extraordinary people doing the most mundane thing: collaborating with an oppressor. 5/

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peterbreuer In 3,5 Metern Höhe vorsichtshalber die Kinder anpöbeln und unten ohne Haftgrund und ohne Vorbehandlung mit billiger Farbe streichen – Symbolbild Klimadebatte. pic.twitter.com/NDp3p9Htx0

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ma_rodda Ok, that's it, I'm starting a thread with all the bits of advice I have to keep in mind to combat related . It'll be a mixed bag, & I'll be adding to it occasionally; note that this advice is tailored to my situation, but feel free to borrow/RT/add.

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Ich weiß nicht, warum, aber die "Welt" präsentiert diesen Fußballmoment im Stil von "Memento" (2000). welt.de/sport/fussball…

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deliprao for cats. Cats can’t trust what’s real anymore. pic.twitter.com/TwD5oBRK9K

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ow I love that Fortnite has basically invented everything Second Life always wanted to be, except actually fun twitter.com/JuiceboxCA/sta…

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Chaosfux Wenn man Grillkäse isst, hört es sich so an, als ob im Mund ein Rudel Meerschweinchen über Außenpolitik diskutiert. Ich mag Grillkäse.

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@wayfu Wirkt auf mich nicht wie Shaming-Versuch, eher wie eine besonders ungeschickte Instanz der Angewohnheit von Presseabteilungen, jeden Scheiß als eine Gelegenheit zu sehen, die eigenen Produkte zu platzieren.

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Herr_Rau Es ist Segen und Fluch zugleich: Ich brauche nur 6 Minuten für ein Elterngespräch im vorgesehenen 7-Minuten-Slot am Elternabend, aber dafür plaudern Verkäufer und Verkäuferinnen auch nie mit mir.

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pixlpa 13. There comes a point in every digital artist's life when they find themselves at the edges of that agreement. Image compression gets everyone. Do you:
A. Back away from the edge
B. Explore the edge
C. Brute force your way past that edge
D. Write your own software

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pixlpa 12. The unspoken agreement of software developers and users is that they will try to meet in the middle. The developer works in good faith to address the "use case" and the user does their best to avoid "user errors" and "RTFM"

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pixlpa 9. As an artist, you can choose any layer in that stack to operate. You determine what level of abstraction (conceptually and visually) you want to operate within. The further down you go, the more likely you will called a Glitch Artist.

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pixlpa 7. If you work backwards from the naturalistic render, you will find several layers (a stack!) of technical intervention that had to operate as designed. The tools should have been operated by someone sympathetic to the intended function, with some craft.

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pixlpa 6. The opposite of the glitch is the perfectly rendered naturalistic CG image, complete with raytracing, caustics, etc, perfectly shown full screen with absolute fidelity. This is the ultimate drive of the technology developed for images

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pixlpa 2. Most of what we think of as “glitch” artistically is the exploitation of an edge case in technology, not a failure mode

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pixlpa I’m taking the challenge by @vgr to offer up 100 takes on “Glitches and bugs in digital art”: twitter.com/vgr/status/120…

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skglas Wozu kryptoverbot wenn du credentials rausverlangen kannst pic.twitter.com/7VYFlhoXrM

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zeitweise Noch schöner wäre es gewesen, wenn Du zusätzlich auch berichtet hättest, wie freundlich und lecker die Bifi war, die Dir von unserem Team an Deinem Sitzplatz in der Schaumbadewanne gereicht wurde.

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zirkuspony diese frau muss radikaler werden, wenn das für alle okay ist

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MigrantScribble had anxiety over an email.

took me 11 days to reply.

my reply took 2-minutes to compose.

i feel so much better now.

anxiety is real, uncomfortable, & not easy to deal with y'all.

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Just tried Microsoft Edge. As per my German locale, it helpfully capitalizes English (!) nouns for me while typing. 🤷‍♂️

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cnni "[Boris Johnson] has no mandate whatsoever to take Scotland out of the EU." SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon says Scotland's desire to stay in the EU has now been "emphatically confirmed" as she lays out plans to have a second referendum on Scottish independence cnn.it/2YKYBS7 pic.twitter.com/UdPUWvuhxJ

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GretaThunberg Traveling on overcrowded trains through Germany. And I’m finally on my way home! pic.twitter.com/ssfLCPsR8o

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manno finde den memoryleak nich

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texttheater More generally: why do we teach students what goes on under the hood? Because all abstractions leak. twitter.com/karpathy/statu…

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undersequoias A peculiar problem with research ethics in AI/ML contexts is that ML modeling practices dramatically shrink the space between research and implementation. "Just studying potential correlations" is indistinguishable in practice from "deployable model to sort people by highly ... twitter.com/alexhanna/stat…

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GretaThunberg Yesterday I said we must hold our leaders accountable and unfortunately said “put them against the wall”. That’s Swenglish: “att ställa någon mot väggen” (to put someone against the wall) means to hold someone accountable.
That’s what happens when you... (1/2)

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SchlimmeHelena Immer schon vegan ist meine Kürbiscremesuppe: 1 Hokkaido, 2 Zwiebeln, 3 Karotten, 1 Süßkartoffel, 1 Äpfel mit Schale, 5 Kartoffeln. Alles in grobe Würfel hacken, Kartoffeln geschält, in etwas Olivenöl anbraten, Kurkuma, Curry dazu, mit Brühe ablöschen (1-1.5 L)

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Lazy evaluation enabling tail recursive functions to run in constant space pic.twitter.com/IJmy8CNPaB

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durst Umfrage: Wie ignorierst du mich?

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durst Wenn ihr übrigens wieder den Hund auf der Straße seht: Das ist nicht etwa der selbe in unterschiedlichen Klamotten - es gibt mehrere Hunde!

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Bitte nicht mehr von Serverwartungsarbeiten sprechen, sondern von "pampering one's brass". books.google.de/books?id=ljFUO…

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AndyBTravels The Finns are child friendly when it comes to long distance train travel @VRmatkalla pic.twitter.com/EZpQacn0ja

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Wort des Tages: Techno-Jakobiner

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Sehr schade, dass "Ein Wochenende in Bad Blut" nicht dabei ist. Max Goldts musikalische Werkschau - "Vielleicht finden das auch andere Leute schön" deutschlandfunkkultur.de/max-goldts-mus…

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Portmonee ausgemistet, Papier-Organspendeausweis entsorgt, Plastik-Organspendeausweis bestellt. Sollte ich in den nächsten 5-7 Tagen sterben, stirbt jemand an meinem Ordnungsfimmel.

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DrOetkerPizzaDE @aleckz94 Nein, willst du nicht.

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FiatLingua It's remarkable how many universities are starting to pick up on the importance of teaching conlangs, a perfect way to marry art and science in the classroom and engage students with the material.

shass.mit.edu/news/news-2019…

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Spoken like a true Googler, I guess.

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"But let's talk a little bit more about what's been going on in the future." youtu.be/9FWsSGD6V8Q#t=…

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random_walker @superwuster @kwerb I'm a coauthor of two textbooks. Both are available online:
bitcoinbook.cs.princeton.edu
fairmlbook.org

We made this a non-negotiable part of the contract. The publishers didn't complain and didn't think it would hurt sales! There's no good reason not to make it free.

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ElLimiteDelMal A este bebé le ponen gafas por primera vez y puede ver a sus padres con claridad.
Su cara de felicidad lo dice todo. pic.twitter.com/7JfXmB6TdD

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GretaThunberg This is what it’s all about. And yet, basically no one has even seen these figures. We need to communicate this everywhere over and over again. Let’s get started. twitter.com/peters_glen/st…

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astefanowitsch Aus dem Wahlprogramm der SNP, Seite 1: „At the heart of our case is the belief that decisions about Scotland’s
future are best taken by the people who live in Scotland, wherever they come from.“

Wenn das Nationalismus ist, dann: Go, Team Nationalismus.

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"Ehrliche Registrierkassenhersteller könnten etwas der Begeisterung vertragen, die bisher nur für Flugtaxis und digitale Investitionsruinen vorbehalten ist." twitter.com/publictorsten/…

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@publictorsten "zum Jagen getragen" kannte ich dagegen nicht :D

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fire__exit growing a beard is a form of timekeeping and should be banned

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ianwalker Looks like I picked a bad day to set this app up pic.twitter.com/R11M7RNU86

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derwahremawa Da mehrere Interessenten gefragt haben: Artikel ist noch original verroflt, allerdings mit leichten Gebrauchsspuren. Das Leetwerk ist nur noch teilweise on fleek. Mit Umschalter 110/230 V.

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luckytran Australian climate scientist @BillHareClimate on @democracynow:
"I have seen more tears at this COP than I’ve ever seen in the previous 24 COPs. This is the crying COP."

So yeah, is going well. pic.twitter.com/jlmUYOQfPy

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davidschlangen Very often, in the midst of things, I swear at my manager under my breath, for all the tasks they sign me up for. But sometimes I manage to take a step back and see some system behind the madness.

(Worst thing: I'm my own manager. But phase shifted a couple of months.)

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pfadintegral Du sprichst ein wahres Wort belastend aus

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LloydLegalist So fascinating to see how trees are made. pic.twitter.com/PT9b5Jr9Ko

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publictorsten @spinfocl Ich glaube ich sollte einen unlizenzierten Therapieservice anbieten. Leute schicken mir ihre Accountinfos und Geld und ich unfollowe die lautesten Leute in der Timeline.

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@derwahremawa @Magdarine @peterdhintz Hab's wieder gefunden: wirres.net/article/articl…

Ich war damals auch dank den Kommentaren zu dem Eindruck gelangt, dass der ganze Text ein (ziemlich insideriger) Witz war, und den Eindruck hab ich jetzt immer noch.

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jeremycorbyn If you're not sure who to vote for, watch this. pic.twitter.com/rBCBLzfoRp

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JanDavidHassel @innesmck OKBO OMER

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Fenreliania @innesmck PLAN AHEA

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@derwahremawa Er stellt es aber so dar, als könnte man allein mit der richtigen Antwort auf die Sicherheitsfrage den Account übernehmen. 🤦‍♂️

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@Magdarine @derwahremawa @peterdhintz Ja, hat er, aber ich ging bisher nicht davon aus, dass er das ernst meinte? Weiß man da Genaueres?

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publictorsten Warum muss nun jede Bäckerei sinnlos Bons ausdrucken? Die Antwort: Blockchain. Und Steuerhinterziehung.
notes.computernotizen.de/2019/12/09/die…

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caraweinberger i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me

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marga_owski Berlin überlegt, Hindenburg von der Ehrenbürgerliste zu streichen. Ich bin 1986 in Zabrze geboren. In meinem Perso steht: Geburtsort Hindenburg. Über die Angewohnheit deutscher Ämter, in Ausweisen so zu tun, als wäre das Deutsche Reich nie untergegangen. spiegel.de/kultur/gesells…

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17% done with The Difference Engine, by William Gibson goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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@EnglishGibson In what context is Tuch = sheet except in the Bettbezug sense?

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frachtschaden Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-Butterschmalz, aber auf die Melodie von Pokerface

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durst Kennste Maria ?? Voll der Gnaden, ey !!!

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JamieJBartlett 4) The most important element of writing (in my opinion) is in fact solving a series of logic problems about the order of ideas and themes. Spend more time and effort on getting this right. It really helps in the end.

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dalcashdvinsky The whole thread is great. Not new, for people who have done this kind of stuff, but immensely re-assuring when other people independently arrive at similar conclusions. twitter.com/JamieJBartlett…

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random_walker Facebook responded with this horror: wrapping each "Sponsored" in 5 div's, 9 span's and 30 CSS classes. Of course an ad blocker can get past that, but we'd made our point, so we wrote a paper describing our ideas and moved on arxiv.org/pdf/1705.08568… twitter.com/aaronkbr/statu…

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durst Die Stadt München nennt ein Hofbräuhaus ihr Eigen / Eins, zwei, sich zu Gemüte geführt

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KLdivergence However, the idea that it’s easy to fix a biased algorithm takes the part of the process that is **really** hard— making value-laden decisions about what kinds of "bias" and disparities are and are not acceptable — as given.

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21. Jahrhundert: *verlegt impulsiv Bahnhöfe*
20. Jahrhundert: *baut einen 4,5 km langen helixförmigen Bahndamm, um den Bahnhof nicht verlegen zu müssen*
de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendsburg…

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zeitweise Welche Gerichte kann man geschmacklich verbessern, indem man eine typische Zutat weglässt?

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BuckRivera Odo (René Auberjonois)
pic.twitter.com/tyw3QvyBzy

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Eine andere Eigenschaft dänischer Züge ist, dass niemand die Türsensoren kapiert, auch das Zugpersonal nicht.

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Hand- und Gesichtsemoji immer anatomisch korrekt juxtaponieren ☝️😑

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texttheater "Wie lange brauchst du noch?" - "15 Minuten länger für jedes Mal, das du fragst."

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math_rachel "Is this ML model doing good?" is the wrong question to be asking.

We need to ask: "how is this ML model shifting power?" @riakall pic.twitter.com/LWEciMqgKs

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math_rachel As a field, we are overly focused on prediction. We need to prioritize understanding over prediction.

It's not about the "right answers" but asking meaningful questions

@Abebab @black_in_ai pic.twitter.com/i6x0AEiRZU

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math_rachel Our starting point for ethical thinking needs to be with the people who are suffering the most.

Are we building tools that feed into a system of punishment or tools that help those that need help the most?

Is the tool even necessary in the first place?

@Abebab

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"Of course I'm happy to discuss your request. Why don't we meet up in the Nopery for that."

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pfadintegral Unsere wichtigsten Intellektuellen pic.twitter.com/3cEN2pA2Vx

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@kathrinpassig Hatte auch einen Zehnfingerkurs an elektrischen Schreibmaschinen ("Fiellascript").

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@Grumpfdalm @kathrinpassig 11. Klasse (02/03): Pascal, Primzahlen finden, Sortieralgorithmen
Austausch in England (03): Excel
Grundkurs (03-05): Lisp, OOP/Java, Sortieralgorithmen, Automaten und formale Sprachen, Berechenbarkeitstheorie

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there_are_two_ To think about as you train your models: Wikipedia isn't a neutral information source that represents a biased world—it amplifies those biases.
twitter.com/cfiesler/statu…

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TKispeter I... I.. I don't know what to say. I live here. I work here. I have done so for nearing a decade. I pay my taxes. I queue. I say sorry when I bump into a lamppost.

And now. I am terrified. twitter.com/thetimes/statu…

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octopuscitizen Super Artikel von @Caritas_web über den Umgang mit bettelnden Menschen.

tl;dr:

- Spendet an Bettelnde direkt oder Organisationen die ihnen helfen
- Armut hat sich in DE verschlimmert
- Viele der Annahmen über Bettelnde stimmen nicht

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caritas.de/beitraege/13-t…

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publictorsten In der Tat handelt es sich bei der Bonpflicht um die erste und einzige sinnvolle Anwendung der Blockchain-Technik, die ich in der Praxis sehe. Jedes Jahr werden Milliarden an Steuern hinterzogen, weil Geschäftsleute Fantasiewerte in ihre Kassen eingeben können.

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publictorsten Tatsächlich müsste niemand einen Papierbon ausdrucken, wenn denn Geld elektronisch übermittelt wird. Wenn wir drauf warten, dass das von alleine passiert, wird es nicht passieren.

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publictorsten Die Krokodilstränen um das Papier erscheinen mir nicht wirklich aufrichtig, wenn jedes Brötchen in einer beschichteten Papiertüte verpackt wird. Zudem: die Bäckerei, die einfach nur eine alte Kasse von anno dunnemal hat, muss gar keine Bons ausgeben.

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HannavonKaese Ich bin immer am entschleunigen, wenn ich hinter antriebslos Student*innen im Treppenhaus herlaufen muss. Das muss doch reichen

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random_walker An insightful thread: treating online harassment as a problem of individual privacy leads to unhelpful solutions, such as tools that let the victims retreat from public life — the opposite of what's needed. twitter.com/aredridel/stat…

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derwahremawa „[W]hen the world is ending, our health depends on closing ourselves off to awareness of this fact“ believermag.com/under-the-weat…

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durst SCHMIDTLEPP FLANKT HINÜBER ZU SCHMIDTLEPP SCHMIDTLEPP VERSUCHT ES UND SCHÖÖÖÖN GEHALTEN VON SCHMIDTLEPP

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Ich sag's mal so, mein aktiver Staatsschatz reicht lange nicht an meinen passiven heran. twitter.com/publictorsten/…

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TheGurkenkaiser ersetzt man "Martin" durch "ausländer und "Günthner" durch "raus" erschließt sich der hetzerische Charakter dieses namens twitter.com/MartinGuenthne…

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Warning: movie contains spoilers for itself 🤯😲

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9GAG When you wake up and can't find your phone pic.twitter.com/kJQT8b433x

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derwahremawa Ich verkaufe Sachen auf dem Weihnachtsmarkt und nenne es „Stand der Dinge“

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perseveresther mach ma sinneswandel

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anettselle Seit fast 13 Monaten

dokumentieren Medien (zuerst taz)

Hinweise auf rechtsextreme Milizen, paramilitär. Schießtrainings, Pläne für Tag X

hat immer noch Gemeinnützigkeit

Entzogen hat man sie seitdem: , & Vereinigung der Verfolgten des Naziregimes twitter.com/daserste/statu…

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pfadintegral Klare Präferenz für Face-to-Palm-Kommunikation

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bundesamtfvs Umfragen neutral halten so wichtig lol
pic.twitter.com/BVX2uz86Ea

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wellformedness @ani_nenkova Sure, I buy that as a motivation. That said, scientific style guides recommend you omit leaading zeros for quantities bound by 0 and 1, and "making small differences seem bigger" is the sort of B.S. I feel intellectuals and academics have a moral responsibility to resist.

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ehsanakhgari @gsnedders @random_walker For a long read explaining this (and the context around the Microsoft browser choice ballot) see robweir.com/blog/2010/02/m…

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brynguist Full confession: It's a stretch to say I learned 'ersatz' and 'prescind,' because I forget what they mean as soon as I'm done looking them up. Do not try to explain them to me. I have accepted that these words do not belong in my brain.

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mikeduncan One of my lowkey favorite things about France is the way retail employees are not expected to even pretend like they GAF. Service isn't even *bad* necessarily, they just don't have to put on some smiley ass clown show while they do the job. It's heaven.

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random_walker Fun fact: sorting an array using "Math.random() - 0.5" as the comparison function doesn't produce a random shuffle.

This exact bug led Microsoft to favor Chrome in its UI for choosing a browser in response to EU antitrust investigations back in 2010 😲 techcrunch.com/2010/02/22/mic… twitter.com/__apf__/status… pic.twitter.com/DJOnPqfl7E

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wellformedness Take: stop multiplying your f-scores and WERs by 100. There’s no good reason and they’re not probabilities anyways.

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GabrielBerlin Kopfhörer nur noch Hirnschoner nennen, keiner flippt aus, denn genau darum existieren sie.

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Edward Scissorwhiskers

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kathrinpassig "Wir kommen auf Gleis 13 an, der Ersatzzug wartet auf Gleis 12, das ist planmäßig gegenüber", schade, ich wäre so gern dabei gewesen, wenn es heißt "Gleis 12, das ist heute außerplanmäßig zwischen Gleis 9 und 10". @BahnAnsagen

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plbkwsk Kaufland in Neukölln. Mein Einkauf umfasst zwei eher ungewöhnliche Produkte: Ein Peppa-Wutz-Puzzle-Buch und ein halbes Kilo Schweinehack. Der Kassierer grinst: „Zweema' dit Schweinepuzzle. Eenma’ einfach, eenma’ schwer.“ Ich möchte hier bitte für den Rest meines Lebens einkaufen.

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derwahremawa In meinem Zimmer wird das Licht, wenn ich es André, Heller

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Wo die toten Störe ruhen

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derwahremawa @texttheater @EnglishGibson Die Bindestrichelei (kanonisch: sich »ent-fernen«) ist ja in philosophisch belesenen Humorgefilden nahezu immer eine Anspielung auf Heidegger.

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EnglishGibson Alman, wer mehrfache Präfixe verwendet, z. B. "be- bzw. verarbeitet".

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ramez We should keep every nuclear plant on earth operating for as long as safely possible. Even if you're hugely bullish on renewables (as I am) and skeptical on economics of new nuclear (as I am), the existing fleet is a huge proportion of our carbon-free power.

Keep it running. twitter.com/bradplumer/sta…

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ojahnn "Also bisher warst du ja eine ganz angenehme Kooperationspartnerin..." - "Aber ich hab doch fast nichts gemacht." - "Eben!"

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SoVeryBritish Thinking about fish and chips meaning you’re unable to think about anything other than fish and chips until you get some fish and chips

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avesferatu just realized “what can you do with an english major” fits into the same tune as “what do we do with a drunken sailor” and I’m so tempted to make a version to badly perform next semester.

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benjcartlidge Omg E. R. Dodds wife invented doge-speak! pic.twitter.com/aqgEMOvzyC

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publictorsten Schreibt eine Liste mit allen US-Bundesstaaten, die Euch einfallen. Auf wie viele kommt ihr?

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Dunkelmagier Kind wer weiß welcher Wochentag ist

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Crickets. It's 2019 and we're stuck with the Windows 95 Desktop. twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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(Das sieht dann so aus:

Kundin: Sagen Sie mal "$SATZ".
Bauchrednerin (mit dem Bauch): $SATZ.
Die Kundin lacht, zahlt und geht.)

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raulde Wortneuschöpfung des Tages: "Kommt-vor-Zone".

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DataSciFact The mean number of twitter followers is 208.
The median number of twitter followers is 0.

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TobiasHuch Bevor die Diskussion wieder losgeht: war kein Türke. Er war eindeutig Klingone und sein echter Name war N'Koloth. Qapla'! pic.twitter.com/x7wvWel8CB

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heikobrendel Die Selbstverständlichkeit, mit der WissenschaftlerInnen fliegen, muss v. a. auch von Hochschulleitungen und Berufungskommissionen hinterfragt werden. Exzessive Mobilität darf nicht die akademische Normalität bleiben.

Ich habe unterzeichnet: unter1000.scientists4future.org/de/selbstverpf…

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berndulrich Wenn die sagen würde 40€ plus Ökoprämie, also ein effizienteres und sozialeres , dann gäbe es im Januar Großdemonstrationen zugunsten der SPD. Wann hat es das zuletzt gegeben? Aber das traut sich die neue Führung so wenig wie die alte, oder?

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zirkuspony stehe minus eins auf der gästeliste (darf jemanden rauswerfen)

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derwahremawa Was fehlt: eine empirische Definition von „Aufschrei“, die es prüfbar macht, ob es zu einem bestimmten Thema einen Aufschrei gegeben hat oder nicht.

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titanic Thread – TITANIC sagt "Sorry!"

Leute, wir müssen hier ein dickes Sorry aussprechen für die Postings gestern... Ein Mitarbeiter aus unserer externen Grafikabteilung in der Schweiz hat sich im Rausch (Ibu800) zu lange auf den Seiten vom "Zentrum für poetische Schönheit" und... 1/5

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In den Niederlanden habe ich neulich eine Zugteilung auf offener Strecke erlebt, die war aber ungeplant. Ich war im hinteren Zugteil und es hieß dann 2h warten, bis ein Ersatz-Lokführer kam und uns abholte.

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malorynye Six academic writing habits that will boost productivity:

> Pay decent salaries
> Address gender/race etc gaps
> Protect the pension scheme
> Convert precarious contracts into permanent posts
> Abolish the destructive metrics of REF/TEF
> Invest in *staff*

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publictorsten Um die Umsteigezeiten am Bahnhof zu errechnen, ist die individuelle Fitness des Reisenden sehr relevant. twitter.com/presroi/status…

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StefanMuelller Waaaas? Nur 25% der Befragten (Spiegel) haben ? 🤦🏻‍♂️Das zu ändern, ist nun wirklich einfach. Formular ausfüllen, fertig. Und Ökostrom ist auch noch billiger! Hier der Blog-Post zum Wechseln: hot-climate-topics.net/2019/09/04/wec… pic.twitter.com/0rB7VrKWgj

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hllizi Start with a long read on game theory twitter.com/ravisomaiya/st…

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fmailhot Can I finally get a fucking autocorrect sensitive to keyboard layout and actual key swap probabilities?! twitter.com/mhagiwara/stat…

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random_walker Word embeddings are not the right place to locate fairness interventions. This point is also made in the Fairness and Machine Learning textbook by @s010n, @mrtz and me. fairmlbook.org/testing.html#f… twitter.com/math_rachel/st… pic.twitter.com/UN85Jnjh1s

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Query deutsch: *wand OR *mauer
Query englisch: wall

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Dinge, die bei deutschen ICEs nicht möglich sind, wohl aber bei dänischen MFs:
* Wechsel zwischen Zugteilen während der Fahrt (dank den drolligen Gumminasen)
* Zugteilung während der Fahrt 🤯 (also, im Ausrollen im Bahnhof) (zweimal gesehen, ich habe mir das nicht eingebildet)

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GretaThunberg The endless conspiracy theories and denial of facts.
The lies, hate and bullying of children who communicate and act on the science.
All because some adults - terrified of change - so desperately don't want to talk about the
This is hope in disguise.
We're winning. pic.twitter.com/fFGlCXWVqy

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derwahremawa Wieso heißt es Selfiestick und nicht Bilderstöckchen

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EnglishGibson Alman, wer im Redefluss mehrere Alternativ-Modalverben oder -Zeitformen anbietet, um alle möglichen Szenarien abzudecken.

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ojahnn "Bei Python stürzt wenigstens das Programm ab, wenn man eine Klammer vergessen hat. Bei den Logikaufgaben wirft höchstens das Gehirn eine Fehlermeldung!" - "Wenn man Glück hat."

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cptphilomena some people ghost everyone they know to cope

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tiegz @jamis Seen Brilliant yet? brilliant.org/courses/#/math…

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jamis Duolingo but for math.

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the_maki - Wir Norddeutschen immer mit unserer herrlich knorrigen Wortkargheit!
- Mhm.
- Hier können die Leute ganze Unterhaltungen nur mit einem „Moin“ bestreiten!
- Soso.
- Oder mit einem „Jo“!
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- Oder mit „Muss ja.“
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- Kennst du den Witz, wo sich zwei friesische Bauern tr

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wellformedness I know I said some mean stuff about modern NN library design but fairseq does a pretty good job of turning sequence-to-sequence learning experiments into a black box you can just run from the command-line. Just kicked off a day of experiments with nothing more than Bash loops.

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etymologic Honestly, @UniversitiesUK, if there was a fire in your building, how long would it take you to convene a committee to appoint an commissioner to draft the remit of the panel which would eventually write the report to suggest that you should have emailed the Fire Brigade?

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AdamCSharp Sorely missed Victorian slang:

8. Gigglemug (always smiling)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk)
4. Poked up (embarrassed)
3. Sauce-box (the mouth)
2. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)

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mikofLohr Nou ja, dat was voor mannen altijd al zo, dus welcome to the club. twitter.com/KimBoon94/stat…

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committing adhocities

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nsaphra achievement unlocked: subtwaught by @fchollet twitter.com/fchollet/statu…

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yuvalpi @ojahnn @zookeepee When They Go Low, We Also Go Low But Not By As Much

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ithayla Petition for this to be the standard format pic.twitter.com/ogwWLTaTXg

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le_roux_nicolas You have a paper accepted at NeurIPS but will not be in Vancouver? Consider presenting your work at a local meetup: drive.google.com/open?id=1ezbjW… .

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deutsche humpty dumpty ("Aufregung" von Josef Guggenmos) pic.twitter.com/2belpxI1Wm

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nsaphra Perl is good, actually. If you just learn basic Perl, the one-liners are better for text processing than learning a million shell tools or making a whole python script file each time. twitter.com/Atrix256/statu…

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ojahnn the good news about the bug that I just fixed in my code is that it didn't just lower the accuracy of my approach but also the baseline accuracy ☺️🤝

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ditsvibl Und was ist eure Lieblingsform?

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vagina_museum It's so we're launching our Winter Appeal! We want to raise £50,000 to match our crowdfunder to maintain the museum and develop future exhibitions. To get started, every donation over £5 before 6pm, we'll tweet a slang term in SHOUTY CAPS virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…

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@yuvalpi @sjmielke @EmmaSManning @ojahnn I hadn't heard of "Goggelmoggel" either, but apparently that's what Humpty Dumpty is called in the German translation of "Through the Looking-Glass".

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publictorsten Hätte, hätte, Kühlkette. pic.twitter.com/AIF2GpAt8u

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mike4ucu It’s significant that unis that draw on the UNESCO definition of academic freedom have in a number of cases edited out the clauses relating to the necessity of being able to criticise your institution in public. Historically this was seen as critical to academic freedom /1 twitter.com/sstroschein2/s…

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StefanMuelller Wollt Ihr bei den ersten 1000 UnterzeichnerInnen der Kurzstreckenflugverzichtsaktion dabei sein? Dann schnell, denn wir werden heute, am zweiten Arbeitstag nach Start die 1000er Marke knacken. DE+AT+CH only, please.

unter1000.scientists4future.org pic.twitter.com/yXGPSA0HUb

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ud_workshop Our first CFP is out! universaldependencies.org/udw20/cfp.html, looking forward to your submissions!

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asallime Wenn sich die AfD von Sätzen wie „Menschenrechte statt rechte Hetze“ angegriffen fühlt, dann entschuldigt man sich als öffentlich-rechtlicher Fernsehsender nicht, sondern hört endlich mal auf, diese Partei wie jede andere zu behandeln. Wie schwach kann man nur sein! twitter.com/phoenix_de/sta…

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remcoknooi Niet alleen de chocoladeletter R komt in soorten en maten, ook onze uitspraak van de klank R varieert. Als je nou altijd al hebt willen weten hoe dat zit, kom dan donderdag luisteren naar de onderzoekspresentatie van @PatStrycharczuk & @Dorsalstop — 5 dec. 13u, Harmonie 1313.0316 pic.twitter.com/5CAmwiMswH

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4 of 5 stars to De zevensprong by Tonke Dragt goodreads.com/review/show/30…

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thijs_bol Teletekst, @trouw en @NOS pakken groot uit met dit nieuws. Ik heb het bericht gelezen en ongeveer 70% van de berichten gaat over dingen die *niet* onderzocht zijn. Dit lijkt mij bij uitstek een voorbeeld van hoe er geen verslag moet worden gedaan over onderzoek. 1/10 twitter.com/NOS/status/120…

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ojahnn ~ don't talk to me until I've had my inbox zero ~

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henrikMSL Gleich mal für den nächsten NRW-Aufenthalt die neue Mobilitätsapp runtergeladen. Es tut sich was im . @HendrikWuestpic.twitter.com/FQWzCoRY3T

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Grumpfdalm Immer wenn ich darüber staune, dass 3 chemische Elemente nach dem Bergwerk Ytterby benannt sind, schaue ich nach und stelle fest, dass es doch 4 sind.

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durst Selbstbild als Superberühmtheit, die auf jede Frage 12k likes statt eine Antwort bekommt.

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durst Habe nun, ach! Rassel, Klangholz und Djembé, und leider auch Cajón durchaus benutzt

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force the stars into alignment

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wellformedness Who needs a Unicode rendering test when you can just use the tracklist from Boredoms' 1999 album Vision Creation Newsun?

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ridderjeroen Om anders te erkennen en waarderen, creëren we een derde categorie van supersterren. – De intentie is prima, maar dit lijkt me niet de weg vooruit. Weer een enorme som tijdelijk geld, geconcentreerd bij een klein groepje uitverkorenen. twitter.com/ivanengelshove…

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robinalexander_ Zentrale Forderung von @NowaboFM/@EskenSaskia war „Update des Koalitionsvertrag“. @akk hat in vor 2 Wochen gesagt, Kvertrag wird „ganz sicher nicht neu verhandelt“. Jetzt wird semantische Lösung für diesen Widerspruch gesucht, damit weitermachen kann. @welt

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