Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 2016

best_of_HP Harry Potter und der Arbeitgeberparagraph der Rechtschreibregelung

via Harry-Potter-Titel (retweeted on 11:14 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Maybe it’s mostly a matter of inflated terminology anyway; I could embrace hyperbole" - nailed it. twitter.com/jo_horsley/sta…

via Twitter for Android

SunTsu Liebe Autofahrer. Die Hupe ist dazu da vor Gefahren zu warnen, nicht dafür Radfahrer zu gefährden indem ihr nah an sie heranfahrt und hupt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alvations There's a tutorial on ERG (grammar) + MRS (semantics) !!! twitter.com/emilymbender/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:26 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Voting tomorrow, still undecided. I like many concrete Hillary policies but Bernie is my dear Overton-shifting zayde with the worst posse.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"And yea unto that second derivative: even that growth is growing." twitter.com/wahlatlas/stat…

via Twitter for Android

peterbreuer Der erste Satz, den ich denke, wenn ich einen längeren Text schreiben muss, ist immer: „Mein Gott, was sind die Fenster dreckig.“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:02 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

chessmail Neue Schach-Variante: Bei Quantum-Chess kann eine Figur auf zwei Positionen gleichzeitig sein. kickstarter.com/projects/50772…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:27 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Sander_Mak Seek simplicity... and distrust it -- Alfred North Whitehead

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:26 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AmyMainzer The first asteroid known to orbit in the opposite sense from Earth is named Dioretsa: asteroid spelled backward! pic.twitter.com/D7LQyqzl4w

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:26 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Lesewitz, der: Beliebter Zeitvertreib während der Sommerferien: Der in die Zeitung versunkene Vater wird mit Joghur… labenz.texttheater.net/Lesewitz

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

kathrinpassig Ok, @marcelweiss und ich, aber wer sind die anderen 3,2 Millionen? twitter.com/MaxCRoser/stat…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ra elm error messages put every other programming language to shame holy shit pic.twitter.com/7R7feje5eO

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

wunderkamercast His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals...
via deathandcatses.tumblr.com/post/140140041… pic.twitter.com/VYmHiTt6ti

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:00 AM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hannawallach I'M IN GLAMOUR MAGAZINE!!!!! glamour.com/inspired/2014/… I believe this makes me the only person to have appeared in both Linux Format & Glamour.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

timd How I want to learn to use your new product:

1. Text on website
2. Text on paper

2428. Spraypainted on side of cow
2429. Video tutorials

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

OmanReagan Just so others know, you can *always* email a scholar and ask them for a copy of their article if it's paywalled. twitter.com/kejames/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Ich möchte auch von einem Storch mit Torte angegriffen werden. pic.twitter.com/MLli0IhVBn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Lass dir dieses Sendungsbewusstsein mal wegmachen."

via Twitter for Android

Wort des Tages: berufstätlich

via Twitter for Android

soft ear engine wear

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn blockseminar blockseminar blockseminar blockseminar blockseminar blockseminar bl pic.twitter.com/CTNQMnDdIt

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

markjaquith I affectionately call the zxcvf group of keys on a QWERTY layout “the tar pit”.

Please don’t get this joke. Don’t make me sad for you.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

beaucronin Priors and Prejudice in Thinking Machines thinkingmachines.mit.edu/blog/priors-an… h/t @azeem pic.twitter.com/9tM0d5ldEU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking-away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

NY_Wiseass My ass gonna be sitting in my kitchen all night, throwing bread across the room hoping I can be a wizard too.
pic.twitter.com/u5UDHseZqs

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SortingBot @texttheater I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, gaze upon my sport
To Ravenclaw I add your name because your roach is short

via The Sorting Hat Bot (retweeted on 2:36 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

egrefen Amazingly detailed blogpost by @iamtrask on unpacking the maths of and implementing our @DeepMindAI neural stack: iamtrask.github.io/2016/02/25/dee…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

bei Gleichsetzungsverben wie nennen, heißen, schelten, schimpfen, schmähen, taufen (dr-peter-wieners.de/sonstiges/gram…). (2/2)

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

Schöne sprachliche Seltenheiten, heute: die doppelte Akkusativ-Ergänzung. Kommt vor bei abfragen/abhören, kosten, lehren sowie (1/2)

via Twitter Web Client

@ojahnn @Vilinthril Viel Spaß und Erfolg! Wird sicher klasse!

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

_noujoum Eine Schultüte für @ojahnn die morgen ihre erste richtig echte Lehrveranstaltung gibt! *\o/* 🎒🏫 *daumendrück* pic.twitter.com/BwR3ab4FNe

via Twidere for Android (retweeted on 10:14 AM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Der "anständige" Ausländer hat ja nichts zu befürchten - Freitext zeit.de/freitext/2016/…

via Twitter Web Client

Künstlerbedarf "Im Laden – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

via Twitter for Android

stephaniehobson OH: “Every great advancement at Mozilla has come from someone lying to their manager about what they’re working on for a few days.”

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Feb 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

vsg_DE "Das ist Basic." Ein schöner Anriss von @SvenMertens1 --> bitnacht.de/wordpress/?p=4… @ChristianSpanik pic.twitter.com/vwBFL5zwsL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

chouxsie Wenn ich versuche, mir bei Vorstellungen Gesicht und Name von fremden Leuten zu merken. pic.twitter.com/OtKbfhmR2P

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

gimsieke @ojahnn @texttheater Idee für Masterarbeitsthema: Neuronales Netz, das die gelustenen Verben stärkt, mit verben.texttheater.net trainieren.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:09 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@plomlompom Wäre ich jetzt nicht draufgekommen, aber dann las ich zufällig ihre Twitter-Bio. Hihi!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to plomlompom

ojahnn Habe eben bei der Vorbereitung fürs Seminar eine Liste zu stärkender Verben gefunden. :-) de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Verzeichn…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:50 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Noch heute verwende ich bei Literaturrecherchen gerne das Login von meiner Alma Mater (die ich 2014 verlassen habe). twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Wort des Tages: verballerisieren

via Twitter Web Client

SibylleBerg siri and me on stage today in NY. we will talk about woman stuff. shoes, dresses, how u support your husband, puppys pic.twitter.com/IMR7YiqY8a

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:00 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

The value of hard work: "the mythology of a system that siphons wealth to a minority at the expense of the majority" twitter.com/jamie_elizabet…

via Twitter Web Client

Bock-driven development

via Twitter Web Client

miss_attack natürlich weiß ich oft dass das was ich gleich tun werde ein Fehler ist aber man darf ja den Lauf der Geschichte nicht verändern

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wiki_Irrtum Oberkassel ist der Falke nicht so häufig in der Heraldik wie der Adler.

via Wiki Extraction (retweeted on 1:08 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

benhamner Deeply-recursive convolutional network for image super-resolution arxiv.org/pdf/1511.04491… pic.twitter.com/wCCfWUCdPL

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

I once pressed the button in the middle of a white device that looked like a smoke detector, and regretted it. twitter.com/c8ters/status/…

via Twitter for Android

This even works for laptop sizes: I was torn between 13" and 15", eventually settled for 14" and am very happy with it.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

pmddomingos Our AAAI-16 paper on debugging programs with machine learning: homes.cs.washington.edu/~pedrod/papers…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MKupperman Tired of rap songs starting with MC going "uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..." No. You shoulda been ready when the song started.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 AM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asbruckman Do Researchers Need to Abide by Terms of Service (TOS)? An Answer. nextbison.wordpress.com/2016/02/26/tos

via WordPress.com (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

deliprao Reviewing WordRank, a word embedding that performs better than even w/ small data
deliprao.com/archives/124 pic.twitter.com/uNvgW98j0K

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:45 AM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Deine Mutter aktuell

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:24 AM, Feb 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

j_kloiber Die Weltschmerztablette wirkt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@gchrupala @texttheater @microth I'm doing my PhD at an Arts faculty. The assumption does sound familiar. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to gchrupala

climagic Tech censorship of famous movie lines: Does it look like a bad disk? Then why you trying to fsck it like one? (Pulp Fiction) --@techwolf359

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

This must be the smartest thing Günther Oettinger has ever said. twitter.com/cdixon/status/…

via Twitter for Android

WIRED megahonyaku: A megaphone that translates speech from one language to another. Currently being tested at Tokyo’s main airport.

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

RenateBergmann Ich mache beim letzten Artikel immer einen Strich mit dem Kuli neben den Barcode. Dann streikt die Kasse & man hat Zeit in Ruhe einzupacken.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:57 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

juliepagano I kind of want to buy this router because I’m pretty sure I can summon demons with it. amazon.com/gp/product/B01… pic.twitter.com/ObFqsuiDGo

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

pmhesse Yes @SamanthaZeitlin you're right. pic.twitter.com/VMQB2ZUFWZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra It seems wrong to feel this encouraged by @SlackHQ motivational loading messages, though.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:51 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel „Gabriel fordert mehr Ausgaben "für unsere eigene Bevölkerung"“

Naaaa, kriegen wir langsam den Dreh zum BGE?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Nüll, der: Ganz lieb gemeinte Geschenke, die man kriegt und nicht aufstellen kann, weil sie so hässlich sind, und d… labenz.texttheater.net/N%C3%BCll

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mspro gebloggt: mit 10 thesen zur kultur gegen nazis. mspr0.de/?p=4536

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

aparnapkin Why is there no Facebook reaction for razbliuto, the Russian word meaning the hollow feeling for someone you used to love but no longer do??

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SarahCAndersen This weekend my mom is coming to take back her cat which I was babysitting. She has failed to realize that this cat has now become My Cat

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:02 AM, Feb 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Eine der geilsten Verbstärkungen aller Zeiten: verben.texttheater.net/index.php?titl…

via Twitter Web Client

seldo If you outlaw encryption, only criminals will have encryption.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @texttheater s/MBEN/TS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:43 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Stages of tea
1. Rapid-tiny-sip hot
2. Optimum temp
3. "Down it" lukewarm
4. Just-too-late cold
5. Accidental yesterday's tea horror sip

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

bathtype Apple wrapped a span around the word “click” to apply more generous letter spacing, so it doesn’t look like “dick.” pic.twitter.com/oiVj3KV5xJ

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:57 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Sci_Hub Sci-Hub: the true solution to the Open Access problem sci-hub.io pic.twitter.com/gDdQ0ff9nQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:48 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Deutsch_Falsch Pfergewigung is the German word for the state of dismay.

via DeutschFalsch (retweeted on 10:24 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Conservatives prefer using nouns, new research finds -- ScienceDaily sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/…

via Twitter Web Client

SimonSuster FB now also has a GPU grant program for researchers in Europe... twitter.com/amiconfusediam…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Mein Erster Twitterbot, entstanden in Kooperation mit @noeddl, läuft wieder! twitter.com/parsextoto/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

every_peano Zero

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

AnnLe__ Bam! Mühsam und Eichhörnchen. Aber es gibt endlich Fahrplandaten des Fernverkehrs. @dbopendata @DB_Bahn data.deutschebahn.com/apis/fahrplan/

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:27 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stporombka Wenn nur noch Batman helfen kann. pic.twitter.com/68Mq6hliiY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:42 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Was regt ihr euch auf? WOLLT IHR ETWA UNKRAUT IN EUREM BIER?

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn Nützlicher Anglizismus in meinem Sprachgebrauch: "Die Soße kommt in großen Metallkisten", "Das Amt kommt auch mit Verantwortung".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker ersingen (V.): Durch Gesang töten. labenz.texttheater.net/ersingen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:18 AM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@hllizi I know why I like my local and remote prompts visually distinct. ^^

via Twitter for Android in reply to hllizi

nsaphra I would vote for any candidate who promised to eliminate first-past-the-post voting. Even if all other policies were about killing cats.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:45 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Bboy_Izilla Don't worry I found the Klingon reverse BDSM debate you were looking for. pic.twitter.com/AroobqZE1j

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Here's a very personal piece. A poem I wrote about my feelings, in valid Clojure. pic.twitter.com/RF6uCmY5EX

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn Die kanonische Antwort wäre auf verben.texttheater.net/Starke_Verben/L zu finden, aber jeder ihr eigener neutscher Dialekt!

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn Es stellt sich nun die Frage, ob ich mich bei der GSV beleibt, beleiben oder beloben gemacht habe. Ich hab mich jedenfalls wohlgefohlen :-)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn "Rettet des Genitivs!" dürfte was für @phototio sein, die Spaß daran hat, Wörter spontan auf -s enden zu lassens. bit.ly/1XN19Ye

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:38 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SueBeeLV I think Facebook needs a "couldn't care less" button. And then just to drive people nuts there should be a "could care less" button.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:37 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@nsaphra shallow utilitaristic arguments, specifically in Section 3. I'm not saying you should vote for Bernie, especially if you actually

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

@nsaphra because of political realities. One reason for this is the Overton window. And that's why I liked that the article made fun of

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

@nsaphra I should be more precise: I feel what a candidate WANTS to do should earn them votes, not what they likely will be ABLE to do

via Twitter Web Client in reply to nsaphra

dan_schmidt I ❤️ the TeX community tex.stackexchange.com/questions/2791…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Wow, ich bekomme das Oberkommando der zu gründenen Roboterarmee der Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben! \o/ twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:28 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@nsaphra That's why I agree with that article. Long been sick of voices telling people to vote centrist for "stategic" reasons.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to nsaphra

@Chaosfux @ojahnn Dann werde ich mich dafür mal stark machen.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Chaosfux

Die Gesellschaft zur Stärkung der Verben hatte die Ehre von @ojahnn.s Anwesenheit auf einer Personalversammlung! verben.texttheater.net/PerVers_West

via Twitter Web Client

@nsaphra Did you unlike the Bernie tweet when you realized the article was ironic? ;)

via Twitter Web Client

oOtrinityOo So. Erstmal mit dem Blümchenhandtuch in den Freihantelbereich.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Wie lächerlich, prospektiven Staatenlenker/inne/n Inkompetenz vorzuwerfen. Das ist schließlich ein Job, dem *niemand* gerecht werden kann.

via Twitter for Android

Bernie Sanders is the Worst Presidential Candidate in History, and You and All Your Friends are Idiots pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/…

via Twitter for Android

MarcoFuchs74 @niggi @publictorsten Da kommt's her: Von Christian Tramitz als Peter Lustig. bullybase.de/tv/bullyparade…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:35 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Pandamoanimum Yeah, that'll work just fine. pic.twitter.com/qeEEu4Dyy5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

NeinQuarterly We regret to inform you that this is now officially a rule of German grammar. pic.twitter.com/ReyW9DorGW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:17 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

WorldAndScience Great use of positive and negative space pic.twitter.com/JDzSetPuU8

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

rauschma Wasn’t aware: the third highest bit in ASCII controls upper/lower case:
twitter.com/jake_albaugh/s…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Wikipedia Venn diagram showing which uppercase letter glyphs are shared by the Greek, Latin and Cyrillic alphabets. pic.twitter.com/yl6kZ2vLoL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl Ja, es gibt Studierende, an denen man verzweifeln könnte. Aber wozu? Es gibt auch genug andere. faz.net/aktuell/beruf-… via @Fischblog

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

So now I want to keep my ~/.z and my ~/.local/share/recently-used.xbel in sync.

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Ich spielen heute wieder das größte Open world game der Welt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

CodepointsNet “Diacritics” over at @xkcdComic: xkcd.com/1647/ I still wonder how he entered all those…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

yoavgo Also, seems to me that the REAL problem with the US higher-ed system is that these wimpy young profs don't draw as fast as they used to.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:46 AM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Ich schulde dir einen Kuli 😶

via Twitter for Android

nsaphra In which "trigger warnings" of another sort have an actual dampening effect on faculty free speech. twitter.com/chrchristensen…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:43 AM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

claytoncubitt "Dominatrices offer $27 'Bernie Special' to Wall Street workers"

national.suntimes.com/national-world… pic.twitter.com/MlYV0qKvWv

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:30 AM, Feb 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Bill Burr on playing it safe. Well said. pic.twitter.com/LU7R1TXIyc

via Twitter Web Client

hacks4pancakes If Twitter dies, we could alternatively all move back to MySpace and start a Mad Max-esque post apocalyptic society in its digital ruins.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra What do you call a grammar nazi obsessed with lexical prescriptivism?

"LITERALLY" HITLER.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hätte voll Bock was zu verhängen, z.B. Fenster oder Fatwa

via Twitter for Android

nsaphra I cannot think of any other grounds on which w2v (a shallow NN) and GloVe (approximately matrix factorization) are both DL approaches.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra I get it now. "Deep learning" is performative. A model is deep if used by anyone who identifies as a DL researcher. pic.twitter.com/5HH3FSKsJw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Die neue Nachbarin kennengelernt, "ich wohne jetzt schon 6 Jahre hier, da wollte ich mal Hallo sagen". Hier herrscht keine ländliche Hast.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:51 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ZachWeiner Wait. If autism-spectrum people are over-represented in the sciences... wouldn't that imply that... autism causes vaccines?!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:43 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kylegriffin1 None of these are adjectives. pic.twitter.com/Y9kyHHyZYB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:42 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Neuigkeiten von Twitters Verständnis der deutschen Sprache. // @texttheater pic.twitter.com/l1wgS919Ax

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Khanoisseur How I gently remind people that their time is up in the conference room pic.twitter.com/1HxGmsTyfk

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Ritter Sport "Mannheimer Innenstadt", Originalmaßstab, 70.000.000 Gramm.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:34 AM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Cool work on ranking with diversity (ensuring that the top recommended items are different from each other). twitter.com/deliprao/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Feb 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

$ sudo apt-get install texlive-full # Es hilft ja nix

via Twitter Web Client

HRH_Duke_of_Url Needless to say, I don't think it's good news. pic.twitter.com/LuGppvSycJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:49 PM, Feb 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

techniktagebuch 22. Februar 2016 - Bewegungstracker – you’re drunk tmblr.co/ZydXMo22BuYqP

via Tumblr (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Feb 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Schlipsnerd da war ich bei.. weit genug weg... der eimer stürzte vom fahrrad. twitter.com/akm0803/status…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Feb 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

wellendonner Keine Overlays, während ich einen Artikel lese, wären ein fucking Anfang @deutschetelekom pic.twitter.com/TzUOLFeXD6

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Chaosfux @frachtschaden @texttheater Für "bob der mann" möchte ich einen eigenen Raum.

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Ins Museum gehen und dann hängen da ausschließlich ausgedruckte Tweets von @frachtschaden. Ich fänd’s gut.

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Miles_Brundage " Contextual LSTM (CLSTM) models for Large scale NLP tasks," Ghosh et al. at Google: arxiv.org/abs/1602.06291 Big improvement on some tasks.

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JAdomian Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but "what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?" comes close.

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extra3 Beim nächsten Auslandsurlaub Asylgrund einpacken! Ohne lassen euch @JuliaKloeckner und nicht mehr ins Land! pic.twitter.com/40FLfd3OVi

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karpathy Top notch char-rnn fun: @lexiconjure trained dictionary; invents&defines words. eg: "fengler a person who fengles or shares a fengue." lol

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randal_olson Tweet a made-up word at @lexiconjure and it will use to generate a definition for that word. pic.twitter.com/ihUKb103Av

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aparrish pro-tip, make terrifying things seem less terrifying by unconventionally emphasizing syllables in their names. e.g., "ba-THROOM bills"

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nsaphra This is mainly because the other GOP candidates have to pretend not to understand lots of things, and Trump doesn't bother.

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spinfocl Unter dem Beton, über den römischen Fundamenten. Gestern mit @ojahnn und @texttheater pic.twitter.com/8pbbTlZU6g

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@ojahnn @robert_we Die numerischen Keys bitte ignorieren, das ist ein Bug, gerade gemerkt.

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spinfocl @ojahnn Ganz schmaler Grat :) @robert_we @texttheater @Der_OberIehrer

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@robert_we @ojahnn @Der_OberIehrer Wir betrachten uns jedenfalls als die legitimen Nachfolgenden von oberlehrer.org

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ojahnn Als ich noch zur Schule gehte, / zählte ich bald zu den Schlauen, / doch ein Zeitwort recht zu biegen / bringte immer Furcht und Grauen.

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Woord van de dag: pestokop

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4 of 5 stars to Wir hatten ja nix! Ein Techniktagebuch by Kathrin Passig goodreads.com/review/show/15…

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seb_ruder WikiTableQuestions, a new dataset for natural language understanding. 21k tables, 22k questions. nlp.stanford.edu/blog/wikitable…

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Ilka Schneider über Eingabe chinesischer Zeichen via Tastatur. Finde den Viereckenindex besonders raffiniert. techniktagebuch.tumblr.com/post/119517951…

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nsaphra As a teenage delinquent, I got mandatory community service that turned into interning for a police station sysadmin. Do I win ?

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Wort des Tages: Drittmittelkönig

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ojahnn Wikipedia article of the day: Ergodic Literature en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergodic_l…

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ojahnn Die Konsonantencluster des Tages: Metzg, HDMONA

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peterseibel Final results. 58% of respondents would take a pay cut of $10k or more to get out of an open floor plan. twitter.com/peterseibel/st…

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Lotterleben Fast schön. @ Duisburg Hauptbahnhof instagram.com/p/BCArdKqKLKA/

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spinfocl Start im Brauhaus, Ende im Brauhaus. So muss das. War eine sehr nette -Tour mit @ojahnn und @texttheater!

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Gesprächsthema: kreisrundes Wohnen im Turm -> Wohnen ohne Winkel -> Klein'sche Wohnung ohne Innen und Außen

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spinfocl Schemenhafte Gestalten im Untergrund. @texttheater @ojahnn und ich. pic.twitter.com/0g1ZciFy5z

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katjaberlin nur opfer unter den deutschen.

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ojahnn @texttheater Go viz ze key ist fast genauso gut.

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Wenn ich Florian hieße, würde ich "Go vis ze Flo" zu meinem persönlichen Slogan machen.

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julian0liver In case you missed it y'day, the FCC is close to making it illegal to sell a laptop on which you can install Linux libreplanet.org/wiki/Save_WiFi…

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BOSSdowdell Why are white people scared about becoming a minority in the 2040's? Are minorities treated badly in America or something?

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labenzticker Gößweinstein, der: Ablagerung, die in aus rituellen Gründen nicht gespülten Kelchen durch Messwein entsteht. labenz.texttheater.net/G%C3%B6%C3%9Fw…

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techniktagebuch @texttheater Nein, andersrum, das Techniktagebuch hat es geschafft, zwei Beiträge von dir zu bekommen! \o/

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Wikipedia "The cultivated person's first duty is to be always prepared to rewrite the encyclopedia." –Umberto Eco (1932-2016) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umberto_E…

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TEDTalks The best words we heard at : blog.ted.com/the-best-words… @emckean

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plomlompom Jetz mach mal hinne, Onkel Kurzweil, mit den Mind Uploads und so.

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"Excuse me, is this seat taken?" - "No, but sitting there is... discouraged."

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GabrielBerlin Meine Oma druckt im Hühnerstall 3D-Eier aus synthetischem Eiweiß, die sie ohne FDA-Zustimmung auf dem Wochenmarkt unters nichtsahnende Volk

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[Valentine] @texttheater's Valentine should be @spinfocl! Who should be yours?
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marga_owski Ich hab das Wochenrätsel gelöst. pic.twitter.com/q0Qb37FXQp

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deMichl Ei der Daus! Allerlei famose Retrobegriffe für Freunde erquicklich-archaischer Redeweise! demichl.wordpress.com pic.twitter.com/DesymZdArJ

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oOtrinityOo So unbeliebt, wie sich Sachsen derzeit macht, kann ich es bald für 3 Euro kaufen. Das wird dann hier alles Bällebad.

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Geekprinzessin Der Alkoholkater schnurrt und kuschelt sich an den Muskelkater.
Mein Körper ist eine Verrückte mit zu vielen Katzen.

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ojahnn Friend just reacted to a story of mine with "consideration and compromise. a jane austen novel without aaany conflict whatsoever"

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plomlompom Oh, eine ganze Tafel Schokolade. Oh, eine ganze Ex-Tafel Schokolade.

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peterbreuer Kaufen sie diese robuste Olpe in Bestwig-Qualität. Atmungsaktives Brilon, mit doppeltem Finnentrop und einem stabilen Attendorn. Zum Wenden.

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"Grenzlinie zwischen unvermeidlichen und unverzüglich abzustellenden Rücktritten" erbloggtes.wordpress.com/2016/02/19/fue…

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flexlibris If this bill passes, it'll be the first pro-Tor legislation in the country. Inspired by our work at @libraryfreedom. dailydot.com/politics/new-h…

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I put the tonk in Betonklotz.

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j_kloiber 'The Distributed Monument' – Download and 3-D Print ISIS-Destroyed Artifacts. rhizome.org/editorial/2016… Great Project! pic.twitter.com/ifBk8VKk5z

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peterbreuer Abends die Kaffeemaschine befüllen und hübsch den Tisch decken. Dann alles vergessen und morgens denken: COOL, DIE HEINZELMÄNNCHEN WAREN DA!

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hllizi Be warned: if anybody should come up with a reasonable suggestion, I'll task her with implementing it.

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asayeed Next you'll be telling me that theoretical linguists have a fashion magazine that isn't @SpecGram

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SCMP_News Jilted elephant goes on rampage again after his love dumped him just before Valentine’s Day buff.ly/1WtrJob pic.twitter.com/yUXMZRPElb

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egrefen If physicists had as much ego, relative to the difficulty of their field, as ML people did, physics departments would be black holes.

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lesyeuxbelle @AcademicPain
Chair employs *wrecking ball* pic.twitter.com/1LMHMz6DsY

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@nsaphra Can you blame him for those memes?

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lisha_ruan Before you get too excited about that GitHub study... slatestarcodex.com/2016/02/12/bef…

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nsaphra @amyquispe Automatically romantic because it's French!

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sehof The argument for democracy is its mediocrity sensehofstede.nl/the-argument-f…

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amyquispe So basically, people stopped introducing each other/setting each other up. reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone…

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OhNoSheTwitnt I work on a team with 3 other fertile women but I'm the only one on birth control so I have the alpha period that the rest of theirs follow.

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univgroningen RUG begint nieuwe masteropleiding: Digital Humanities, video ow.ly/YqthW

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mattblaze If nothing else, the Apple All Writs order underscores a basic security principle: design your systems so even you can't attack them.

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Geekprinzessin Meine BitTorrent Vorlesung geht davon aus, dass alle immer ihre Torents seeden 😂😂😂

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yoavgo @fchollet @earnmyturns @josephreisinger @timoreilly I disagree here. constructing a good dataset requires large efforts.

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matthew_d_green If the US government dictating iPhone encryption design sounds ok to you, ask yourself how you'll feel when China demands the same.

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Snowden This is the most important tech case in a decade. Silence means @google picked a side, but it's not the public's. twitter.com/jeremiahg/stat…

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techniktagebuch 17. Februar 2016 - Besser als befürchtet, aber schlechter als gut: Das neue große Techniktagebuch tmblr.co/ZydXMo21w6sXc

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So a PUA is teaching a course “How to pick up patients” at the pharmacy department of @univgroningen? Wat ukrant.nl/nieuws/rug-inv…

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charliesome Huge props to Apple for taking a strong public stance on such an important issue: apple.com/customer-lette…

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PeppermintPatty Hab Junior beigebracht wenn jemand fragt: "Na, wie heißt das Zauberwort?"

Mit:"Paragraph 985 BGB Herausgabeanspruch!" zu antworten.
Läuft.

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Vorschlag zur Güte: Wer unbedingt weiter Bargeld verwenden möchte nimmt einfach goldgepresstes Latinum.

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labenzticker barbarabanden (V.): (burburubund, bürbürübünde, borborobonden) Ein lange ersehntes Wiedersehen so lange vorbereiten… labenz.texttheater.net/barbarabanden

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ojahnn @Vilinthril Ich hab gestern noch den Vorschlag "zurückschicken, wo gehen muss" von jemand aus Franken gehört ^^

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astefanowitsch Neue Entwicklungen im Präsentkorb-Design. pic.twitter.com/xmZLiqE93n

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ow beautiful video of windows 95's launch pic.twitter.com/ETeR0JQK2d

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mtrc Today I lost an hour of my life because in 1985 a programmer decided to design a word processor.

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hllizi Having met Jesus you will manage to unleash your inner pope, too! twitter.com/Pontifex/statu…

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@plomlompom Keine Ahnung, ich mache bei meinen pet projects nie welche, die aktuelle Version ist einfach immer master im public repo. :D

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JJ_Bola I have a question for you guys, please have a look at this and answer or share of you can. Thank you! pic.twitter.com/3hpd8Xt4oN

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In 1 und 2 stehen indirekte Fragesätze, in 3 ein freier Relativsatz mit Kasuskonflikt. twitter.com/niggi/status/6…

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Snowden : Lawful extradition takes months, but gov kept a plane ready in hours. Media investigates. (Danish:) denfri.dk/2016/02/snowde…

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@plomlompom Neue Version nur, wenn du einen neuen Release machst, oder?

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@korrekturen Macht Word das nicht intelligent je nach Kontext?

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korrekturen @OliverTheUnique Nein, das ist ein Akzentzeichen. Dafür ist schon aktive Doofheit vonnöten.

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gchrupala If true, thus is just so completely fucked up. Really need to keep murderous idiots away from classifiers. twitter.com/jacobeisenstei…

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Herr_Rau Integration am Gymnasium, wie's aussschauen kann: tinatainmentia.wordpress.com/2016/02/16/von…

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stephenroller This NSA announcement is like what every ML researcher has agreed not to do. Take away is someone will do it anyway, and do it poorly?

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lirontocker I'll just put this here. pic.twitter.com/bzaFMaOFZT

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jacobeisenstein NSA's terrorist classifier: 80 features, nonlinear decision function, six positive labeled examples. arstechnica.co.uk/security/2016/…

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Mahatmapech "Twitter ist schon ein Zeitfresser."

"Arbeiten aber auch."

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„Könnt ihr euch woanders bespiegeln?“

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baby_deer @joerogan Researchers create a quartz disc that can store up to 360TB of data for 13.8 billion years.

gizmodo.com/optical-data-s…

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ojahnn "I don't think there's a gem for 'ohmygod please take all instances of that other gem out of my project what were we thinking'"

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"Der umstrittene Professor..." - "Wer umstreitet ihn?"

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ZekZebZab When You're walking in the park and an animal has a side quest for you. pic.twitter.com/qW7mQRuAw6

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24frameworks Normally I hate people who write in library books, but this guy can fill my margins any day. pic.twitter.com/7zFWreJsS7

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DrMarkBurnley "I'm the 38th author..."
"Wow, that sucks."
"I hadn't finished. I'm the 38th author called "Wang"."
"Oh."
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26799652

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GerritKloss Germanisten/Psychologen, erklärt mir die Abfolge: Keule greifen → flehen → sofort zuschlagen? pic.twitter.com/5S8PeoXRCv

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spinfocl Den @Fischblog zu Antibiotika noch nicht gelesen? Dann wird's aber Zeit. spektrum.de/news/meinung-u…

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Next week: the Unicode lecture. Time to switch from pdfLaTeX to LuaLaTex for the slides. ;)

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evacide This is a real headline from 2016, folks. SKYNET may be killing thousands of innocent people. arstechnica.co.uk/security/2016/…

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CodepointsNet Interesting view of books: “Punctuation in novels” by @neuroecology medium.com/@neuroecology/… /via @randal_olson

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williamstome This is so wonderfully meta. @DisneyResearch pic.twitter.com/bM1HplEPx7

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KleineMaulwurf Es gibt Schüsslersalze gegen Leichtgläubigkeit.

Ich wiederhole: Es gibt Schüsslersalze gegen Leichtgläubigkeit.

schuessler-salze-liste.de/anwendungs-geb…

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HarvardBiz Women get less credit when they work in groups with men. A study shows proof: s.hbr.org/1TgNQzQ pic.twitter.com/8vDAcWrb2r

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haldaume3 how dyall tolerate training noncvx models? run. doesn't work. run. works. run doesn't work again. argh. how are u supposed to make progress?

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jemandem einen reinsegnen

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ihsandogan Awesome: The Norwegian Meteorological Institute provides a CLI for weather reports.
$ finger <city>@Graph.no
pic.twitter.com/879CWw6m53

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UMDscience .@umdcs & @umiacs team is first to solve "Colonel Blotto" game theory scenario ~100 yrs after it was invented: go.umd.edu/Blotto

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ojahnn Aren't these just begging to be autotuned, though? twitter.com/jamieabrew/sta…

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zufaellig "Einen AbstrUSO bitte!"
"2cl oder doppelt?"
"Gestapelt natürlich, ohne Haut! Danke."

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spacy_io New demo: Semantic Analysis of the Reddit Hivemind with sense2vec sense2vec.spacy.io pic.twitter.com/QUZTiANtKA

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peterbreuer Nadeln findet man besser, wenn man zuerst nach dem Heuhaufen sucht und erst dann weiter ins Detail geht.

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pundk Flugblätter sind von gestern. Wer sich einmischen will, muss programmieren lernen, sagt @aavarmen politik-kommunikation.de/ressorts/artik…

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asayeed Move to excessively competitive external funding systems for Euro academia deemed wasteful: alternative-democracy-research.org/2015/06/10/rat…

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ojahnn Found a wiki today that is obviously about programming, but feels like TVTropes to me. c2.com/cgi/wiki?HowCa…

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frachtschaden „Mama, wie heißt der Vogel?“
„Haubitze.“
„Och, wie niedl…“ [BUMM] „Mama, der Vogel ist doof.“

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PokeMontag "Am Valentinstag leer ausgegangen? Hier ein Liebiskus, nur für dich!" pic.twitter.com/4tnCFEhLPR

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BathysphereHat "You can do anything!" False.
"Never give up!" Unwise.
"Everything happens for a reason!" Technically true, but not the way you mean it.

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HamishMacEwan U+13DA CHEROKEE LETTER DU: Ꮪ codepoints.net/U+13DA via @CodepointsNet Fascinated by "confusables," Ꮪ has 26.

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@zehavoc I see. Right, of course the TrackPoint doesn’t support gestures. Glad the ThinkPad still has a (tactile) touchpad.

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joyding but we only have eyes for you 💘👀👀👀👀💘
happy valentines day, dear friends xx pic.twitter.com/bzmPjfqOlG

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@zehavoc How do you mean? You use two fingers for moving the cursor?

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Verbalneurotik Der Mann redet gerne mal im Schlaf. Mein Favorit:

"Automatische Marmeladenscheiben. Die anderen wissen nix davon. Pro Steinflosse 6 Stück."

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@zehavoc This infamous red stuff is still an ultra-awesome input device. :D 2 cores, 8 GiB, 256 GiB SSD at 1.59 kg for now.

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kscottz Interesting and cute gif. The rotating snakes illusion appears to work in cats. npr.org/sections/13.7/… pic.twitter.com/BQj3UMOy5B

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You can also follow me via twtxt now: texttheater.net/twtxt

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biochembelle Bender says, grammar is the difference between understanding a sentence & having "a bag of words"

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yoavgo /@naacl2016 reviewers not appreciating your free spirit and the creativity of your work?consider CoNLL-2016 instead! conll.org/cfp2-2016

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climagic Geeky Valentines: I'd like to add my $HOME to your $PATH.

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asayeed The German word for "to develop" (as in country or software) literally means to unswaddle (as in, a baby) --> entwickeln.

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singgedichte Die Dt. Dienststelle (WASt) gibt Auskunft, wo eure deutschen Großväter bei der Wehrmacht eingesetzt waren und was sie wissen konnten.

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feraljokes i'm starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts

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yoavgo nice! a way of doing dropout for RNNs which is both theoretically grounded AND works well. And simple. (tldr: fig 1) twitter.com/yaringal/statu…

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DanTaber47 Imagine if highway signs looked like most Power Point slides - @treubold pic.twitter.com/PD0a8lu89C

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jimhejl So you may have heard the NASA ball-point pen story -- and the "Russian pencil"

Here's the actual backstory, pic.twitter.com/8yaHbCvfNx

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frachtschaden Jeder sollte immer seine eigene Assassine dabei haben.

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"Boah, diese Haare! Der hat bestimmt eine Zementmischmaschine im Badezimmer."

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SoVeryBritish "Feel a bit rough actually" - Translation: Please call an ambulance

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oOtrinityOo Nadelt euer Weihnachtsbaum auch so dolle?

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Why bother using a VPN if NetworkManager happily falls back to unprotected network if connection fails; no easy way to change that

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AliceAvizandum does... does wikipedia want me to fuck the pope pic.twitter.com/yqDAAMOGLw

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nsaphra @amyquispe I found out your profile was public again because @texttheater is retweeting everything you've ever said. 👏🏽

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jedc Perhaps the most important startup equation? (Constant improvement trumps all)

As spotted at @homebrew HQ. pic.twitter.com/PQcHdwossx

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amyquispe I had half a mind to change my twitter bio to "thot leader" but my friends said no.

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amyquispe It's not just with startups. The problem I see in like, all [tech] career advice is that it's rife with survivorship bias.

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amyquispe If you are trading labor for equity you are, in fact, investing. Do not back down. Ask investor questions.

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amyquispe startupljackson.com/post/135800367…
-> About the end. I've had founders get mad at me for asking "investor questions." That's how you know it's a scam.

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amyquispe that time i accidentally pushed back a meeting 4 hours by using military time.

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amyquispe told someone i was free at 1530, so they scheduled me for 5:30pm. i then confirmed with them 1730, and so they decided to meet at 7:30pm.

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Deutsch_Falsch Erschnatzung is the German word for lines of fire from multiple positions that cross in a small region.

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MattNavarra The Windows 95 launch was dad dancing at its finest pic.twitter.com/vuGBP1NpOE

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amyquispe pet peeve: white ppl reposting shit that says "this is what privilege is" while posting shit that isn't actually what privilege is.

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Erbloggtes Ihr feiert mir die Clooney-Meldung zu sehr:
1.Im Bild ist George C. der Aktive -> Text konterkariert
2.Es muss "eines Schauspielers" heißen.

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j_kloiber 'Rent-A-Minority' – Diverse conference panels are just one click away. 💁🏼💁🏽 💁🏾 💁🏿 rentaminority.com ht @irgbit

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_stk @Lotterleben “I tend to be drunk on the job, and I destroy work implements and hotel rooms on a regular basis. Perfect match.”

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labenzticker Leising, das: Die cartoonartigen Schleichbewegungen, mit denen sich Zuspätkommende in Vorträgen die Aufmerksamkeit … labenz.texttheater.net/Leising

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"12 minutes! That's, like, infinity seconds!"

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jamis Möbius maze! Geometry was trickier than expected, but I like how it turned out. Amazing that this runs on my phone! pic.twitter.com/vGcLl0xCG3

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CodepointsNet Are you into bad puns and jokes spanning four languages? This is for you: flyingscotsman.tumblr.com/post/419215021…

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KaeptnEmo Immer schön aufpassen, dass du für den bunten Unsinn in dir geliebt wirst und nicht für die banalen Dinge, die du tust, um zu funktionieren.

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dlowd Dropout training for deep *social* networks! (Via @trochee)
twitter.com/asolove/status…

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MMFlint This chart says it all: Where Bernie & Hillary stood on the issues when campaign began. She has now switched on TPP pic.twitter.com/8mS9A2aq7g

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jamis Walking the surface of a Möbius strip is really disorienting. Can't wait to put a maze on this thing! pic.twitter.com/obeOSodx79

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johnb78 This shows up as a stock image for "engineering collaboration", which is impressively sarcastic pic.twitter.com/f8PMAH2vYd

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Der kurze Moment, in dem man schon tot ist, aber noch zur Welt gehört. twitter.com/AeltesterMensc…

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AeltesterMensch Der weltbeste Mensch der Welt ist tot. Es lebe der weltbeste Mensch der Welt!

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ojahnn I call this piece "The German language (2016)" pic.twitter.com/2B6riTqTCj

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ojahnn Could have sworn the "send mail" button read "make them hate me" for a second there.

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pranesh Female coders' pull requests are merged more often, *but not if they're identifiably female* peerj.com/preprints/1733/ pic.twitter.com/w7OoCzeZiM

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SoVeryBritish Unintentionally activating a video call and throwing your phone at the wall

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ChrisBucholz I won't mention its name and give it any more publicity, but I just heard a song who's lyrics were almost certainly about sex.

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frachtschaden Das D in David steht übrigens für Detlef.

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peterbreuer Wenn die Flüchtlinge aus Syrien so auf unseren Rechtsstaat scheißen würden wie Horst Seehofer, dann würde ich mir Sorgen machen.

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InternetHippo BOSS: You ok?
ME: Yeah, why?
BOSS: You have a sign that says “2 Days Without Being Annoyed”
[maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]

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liabzann Just found out the Welsh term for microwave is "popty ping" & I won't be using the word microwave ever again.

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frankstohl Nach 36.000 Tweets in 7 Jahren schickt mit Twitter eine eMail, die Retweets erklärt. Echt jetzt? Was habe ich falsch gemacht?

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Karate_Horse first day in office trump just walks into the oval office and presses the "make america great again" button. "see i told you losers"

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Geekprinzessin Ich wurde heute von einer unbekannten Nummer angerufen und bin einfach nicht dran gegangen. Wie so eine Erwachsene.

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@spinfocl @tacos2012 Boxer macht das fürs Englische, aber fürs Deutsche haben wir da leider (noch) nichts.

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JGoschler Hauptsache dagegen! Dr. Mutti will nun doch die Superpapas loben: drmutti.wordpress.com/2016/02/10/lob…

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Philyro Ich plenke, also bin ich !

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WeFixYourAdvert Just a normal commute in London pic.twitter.com/X3VSM3tLrt

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alios Hüben wie drüben - Wählen gehen - echt jetzt :) pic.twitter.com/Cat2OnqFTb

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LibyaLiberty It's a disgrace, but I can't not add that these kids look sharp as all get out. twitter.com/joinRAD/status…

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My most beautiful @findfind_it command of the week: "acl zhu zhang chen zhang zhu"

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Why Stack Overflow Doesn’t Care About Ad Blockers blog.stackoverflow.com/2016/02/why-st…

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"a cow that came under one [meteorite] in Venezuela in 1972, was struck dead, and quickly eaten" indianexpress.com/article/india/…

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DianePatterson Amazon knows something we don’t.

Read Clause 57.10

aws.amazon.com/service-terms

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Heute Stornorechnung von Dell und Versandbenachrichtigung vom Lenovo-Händler erhalten. Wird eine gute Woche.

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spinfocl @texttheater Und: Im Überzug stecken, Zipfel des Plümos nicht finden. @frachtschaden

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. @frachtschaden Mit einem Spannbetttuch, das immer kurz vorher auf der anderen Seite von der Matratze springt ^^

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Spoiler: utterly unwieldy stone-age DSLs twitter.com/thoughtbot/sta…

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ATBrokenNews Suche nach höchstem Niveau soll schneller werden

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johnplattml operating directly on data, at surprisingly reasonable speed research.microsoft.com/apps/mobile/pu…

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Footballer Lothar Matthäus created a footballing Twitter account for tweeting his footballing opinions about football.

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peterbreuer Kunstprojekt: Im Hochsommer so lange im Toilettenhäuschen einer Alm sitzen, bis sich ein herzförmiger Sonnenbrand auf der Stirn bildet.

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.@texttheater Manchmal treibe ich einen Stollen, nur um ihn dann wieder abzusperren und das Publikum anderswo langzuführen.

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spinfocl Zieht euch warm an... twitter.com/LMatthaeus10/s…

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astefanowitsch Wem die Gerüchte über straffällige Flüchtlinge zu unübersichtlich werden, dem hilft @hoaxmap weiter: hoaxmap.org

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kusanowsky Hübsch, habe heute einen counterspeechbot bei FB geangelt pic.twitter.com/dvcN0JliYm

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DailyDilbert The daily Dilbert: Comic for February 08, 2016 bit.ly/1W4Z48w

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@plomlompom Das kommt noch. Wenn LaTeX und XML endlich zueinanderfinden. :3

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femme_esq Bernie's not new, he's not different, and he's not morally superior. He's moving the window slightly left and that's good. But that's all.

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femme_esq If the only way out of a jobs problem is MOAR JOBS (not reductions in time, job sharing, basic income), that isn't left.

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femme_esq Racism is one of the reasons the Nordic benefits systems work. They don't give those benefits to everyone. They love keeping Denmark Danish.

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femme_esq It's funny to talk to people who think Bernie is off the grid left. Like, he still wants you working for wages. You can do lefter than that.

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peterbreuer Ich ziehe nach Entenhausen, da wird wenigstens nicht gestorben.

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@jorges With a good autocompleting editor, yes.

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Wort des Tages: Filtratblase

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@jorges I guess what I'm really dreaming of is DocBook, but with a good ecosystem.

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@jorges That doesn't solve the problem then. LaTeX only really starts to suck once you get to those complicated parts.

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Buddenbohm Sohn II: "Die Menschen stammen von Affen ab. Du natürlich direkter als ich, du bist ja älter."

Jo.

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Buddenbohm Ich: "Was habt ihr so lange in der Spielscheune gemacht?"
Sohn II: "Ich möchte das nicht in Einzelheiten berichten."

Vermutlich besser so.

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@jorges Very nice, but what about defining one's own macros, e.g. for figures?

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grauhut Projektmanager: "Wo sind Kollege 1 und 2?"
"Containern."
Aus dem Nachbarbüro: "WIR ARBEITEN MIT DOCKER."

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Warum sind Mailbox-Unterordner im qmail-Format versteckte Verzeichnisse? Schkrisch Herzinfarkt.

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nsaphra The past six months have been about reminding me that my body is not just a meat-vehicle for my brain. twitter.com/n0mad_0/status…

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@plomlompom As in, man beginnt eine neue Session genau dann, wenn man seinen Geheimstring verliert.

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ATBrokenNews Empörung von John Lennon wird in den USA versteigert

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@plomlompom Ein langer kryptischer Geheimstring ist sicherer als ein Passwort und im Grunde nichts anderes als eine Session-ID. :P

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@plomlompom Oh, aber was ist dann an ihre Stelle getreten? :)

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@plomlompom Passwörter sind 20. Jahrhundert. "Login via email" und dann eine lange Session scheint mir eine gute Minimallösung.

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oOtrinityOo Ich habe gerade ein Raider gegessen. Scheinbar esse ich sehr langsam.

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Fotografiona Der Erlehmann sucht eine WG: news.dieweltistgarnichtso.net/about/wg-suche…. There, I said it.

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MMugnaia @texttheater @korrekturen die Idee Wortarten zu siezen, finde ich trotzdem herzig

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@korrekturen Macht die Begründung Sinn? Pronomen siezt man doch auch nicht.

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deevseverything This must look like the plot to a fantasy adventure movie to non-Irish people pic.twitter.com/BmlQo8ei7U

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liza Time for my 1st day! 1) Write TODO list 0) Write TODO app for list -1) Write JS framework for app -2) Write DSL that transpiles to JS. -3)

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ojahnn Seems awfully small for a language learning book, but I've heard the grammar is pretty simple, so... ok twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

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jamis 구덩이 피하다가 우물에 빠진다. "Avoid the pit, but fall into the well." You know that awesome gem that you think will save you so much time? Yeah.

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Snowden Police secretly destroyed citizens' reports of police misconduct, and we would never have known without a hacker. theguardian.com/us-news/2016/f…

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IvaCheung How will my presence enhance your conference? I don't know! 2% more thoughtful nodding? 4%? HOW MUCH MORE THOUGHTFUL NODDING DO YOU WANT?

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asayeed The "outermost" victim character can be a scriptwriter who attempted to write an ending that made sense.

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asayeed They need to make a about a murder on the set of a fictional about a murder on the set of a fictional

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philipoltermann Scenes from Germany pic.twitter.com/Lr4pSmyXqe

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Prinzessin-Marmelade-Weg 83a

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rUv Ok.. I'll bite.. One by Delun on DeviantArt ruv.net/a/3gc pic.twitter.com/5mnTlgtKwI

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frachtschaden Deine Mutter kann nicht geöffnet werden, da sie nicht von einem zertifizierten Entwickler stammt.

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@asayeed Okay, we'll see how this one goes. :)

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@asayeed I mean we shouldn't assume that most existing Twitter users have similar needs as you and I.

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: eine romantische Komödie, die in der Mitte völlig unerwartet zu einem Zombiefilm wird.

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Bei vorgehaltener Pistole ganz cool "Raub" in den Verwendungszweck schreiben

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FrauMaja Das Känguru hat recht. pic.twitter.com/Fv3plbAvjo

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The interesting thing here is a multinational advocating progressive policies. twitter.com/watson2016/sta…

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akkordeonistin Im Bus zählt ein Junge seine Finger und kommt dabei auf elf, der Fahrer vergisst, dem Kollegen zu winken, und eine Frau niest wie ein Pferd.

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plomlompom Wieso muss ich bei RESTy Informationsstrukturpfaden immer an die Fragilität der Aussage-/Abdeckungskraft von OOP-Klassenhierarchien denken …

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spacy_io Celebrating a new team member the German way – here's a (vegetarian) Neural METT-work! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett pic.twitter.com/jnze1PB0qX

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Memento: a protocol for versioned Web resources mementoweb.org/about/

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Free book, looks fun: Reverse Engineering for Beginners beginners.re

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Tee hee. "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Base Systems" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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labenzticker leuna (Adj.): Hell und belebt, aber trotzem als gemütlich empfunden. labenz.texttheater.net/leuna

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the_maki Und dann kam endlich der Tag, an dem ich den Satz "Der Mann kocht Rochensud in Einmachgläser ein" sagte, und es war die Wahrheit.

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GerritKloss So ist es also, wenn der Rubikon überschritten wird. Undramatisch. pic.twitter.com/ThhWbvY3Ad

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SoVeryBritish Accepting a quick drink:
- look at watch
- don't actually take in what time it is
- say "yeah go on then"
- wake up next to half a kebab

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@asayeed FWIW 95% of Twitter users already don't belong to that niche.

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heatherfro this guide to design of the London Underground is incredibly compelling reading bit.ly/1Qu5spn pic.twitter.com/KEpys1VBXL

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dlowd @hintikka The key to learning NNs is to read the papers in small batches and randomly blank out half the words.

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frachtschaden Immer, wenn ich das Fenster aufmache, habe ich Angst, dass die Wohnung einstürzt.
Willkommen in Großbritannien.

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kurzhaarschnitt Kommando 'Hier!" ertönt.
Schäferhund: "SIR! JA! SIR!"
Retriever: "Okidoki! Und jetzt spiiielen!"
Dackel: "Deine Mudda. Schgeh buddeln."

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Das Volk der Designer und DJs

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"Das klingt nach einem sehr bereubaren Plan."

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ncoghlan_dev A related concept when deduplicating: only dedup if the common code also shares common evolutionary pressures. twitter.com/b0rk/status/69…

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AnnLe__ Die Nullnummer von ‘Request for Comments’ ist da! requestforcomments.de/podcast/

Feeds funktionieren leider noch nicht. Aber Download!

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kleinleise Sie können ein Kind nicht auf Werkseinstellung zurücksetzen. Also überlegen Sie bitte peinlich genau, welche Software Sie aufspielen.

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astefanowitsch Hallo @twitter, wir wollen die chromatische Timeline zurück haben!

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Snowden Fortunately, reading this tweet means you're only a single degree away from an active investigation. Hypotheticals are less fun anyway.

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@kathrinpassig Was war denn jetzt der Grund für die keinen Gärten?

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@kathrinpassig Das ist die Masche, glaubich: manchen wird es so angezeigt, damit sie es sharen und potenzielle Zahlende anlocken.

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frachtschaden Picknick mit der Familie…
[Zoom out]
…auf einer Decke…
[Zoom out]
…auf Kunstrasen…
[Zoom out]
…auf einem Floß…
[Zoom out]
…in der Kläranlage

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Snowden Six degrees of separation? After @facebook, you're barely 3.5 degrees from . research.facebook.com/blog/three-and… pic.twitter.com/BhBrMn8rTs

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frachtschaden In einer Welt voller Geisterfahrer muss man die Verkehrsschilder von hinten beschriften.

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plomlompom Man kann mir jetzt twtxt ( github.com/buckket/twtxt ) folgen, hier: test.plomlompom.com/twtxt/plom.txt

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Nachtvogel @Snowden @texttheater "Schön, wenn man so gar nichts von seiner Regierung erwartet und trotzdem noch enttäuscht wird." via @hassknecht

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ybisk I appreciate @googletranslate showing me some of the pipeline it uses... A new advanced UI? pic.twitter.com/8nPo6rrsAw

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PerryFellow parentheses: ( )
infantheses: cↄ

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UteWeber Erzieherisches Dilemma, wenn Nazis beim Wändebeschmieren keine richtigen Hakenkreuze hinbekommen.

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@oOtrinityOo Muttu dir mit Kuli auf die Hand schreiben!

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Snowden This writes a pass for every dictatorship to reject UN rulings. Dangerous precedent for UK/Sweden to set. twitter.com/AFP/status/695…

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"Look, recipe, if I knew how much tasted good, I wouldn't need you." xkcd.com/1639/

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asayeed Only 15% of OTOH/OT1H sentences are immediately adjacent to one another

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stporombka Sprechstunde. pic.twitter.com/uijv3xtBgn

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raspurr WELCOME, VISITOR. WE HAVE A 'CHURCH' AND A 'SCHOOL' AND NO TENTACLES WHATSOEVER pic.twitter.com/bnd6h9sETc

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frachtschaden The Empire of Light pic.twitter.com/HmNecFZ8bW

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janexwang Let's do an official poll: Who do you think will win the Lee Se-dol v AlphaGo match in March?

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spidermahatman So noch nen Gläschen Darmbakterien und dann ab zu den Milben.

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DudeUHadOneJob Science v Religion. Is it a nativity scene or two Tyrannosaurus Rex fighting over a watermelon? pic.twitter.com/mFOumOQRKs

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So, das Dell XPS 15 wird jetzt zurückgeschickt und stattdessen ein ThinkPad T450s angeschafft. Superflach is nix für mich. UHD überschätzt.

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SoVeryBritish Saying "Well..." with absolutely no plan of what to say next

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tamhonks @Chaosfux
Boris Entrup hat die Entrupie erfunden als Maß der Unordnung der Umordnung von Haarteilen.
BitteDanke.

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jamis 꽃도 피면 진다. "The flower blooms, then fades." That project you're so passionate about right now? That passion may wane, and that's okay.

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Snowden Looks like it's confirmed. twitter.com/AP/status/6952…

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AcademicsSay You don't bring an anecdote to a data fight.

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ErrataRob Theory: Pro-crypto-backdoor blogposts are technologically flawed because learning tech converts them to our side
blog.erratasec.com/2016/02/lawfar…

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"one of the most notorious attempts to establish mathematical truth by legislative fiat" How many have there been?oO en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_P…

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Snowden They really do have a word for everything. pic.twitter.com/11vJc64aKY

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WorldAndScience Stop sine pic.twitter.com/94npnIHD09

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NRellas @Snowden Snowdenfreude

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Snowden There should be a German word for being completely unsurprised by government, but disappointed nonetheless.

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Snowden Did the UK gov't leak a still-confidential report to @BBC about @wikileaks? The one that criminalizes leaks? Golly. twitter.com/UNHumanRights/…

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Sehr gutes Wort zum Sonntag von @kathrinpassig zu Filterblasen, Hasskommentaren, Anonymität, Zorneindämmung etc. br.de/radio/bayern2/…

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: open multiple files, then :argo %s/... to search and replace in all usevim.com/2012/04/06/sea…

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Snowden This looks big, if early reports are correct: UN finds UK unlawfully detained @wikileaks founder . pic.twitter.com/auS40bIdwx

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GebbiGibson Ich hätte viel mehr Freizeit, würden Versicherungen und Ämter ihre Post kategorisieren:
❑ Wegwerfen
✓ Abheften
❑ Reaktion erforderlich

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frachtschaden Donald Trump ist wie eine fleischgewordene obszöne Sex-Phantasie für den sozial Lernunwilligen.

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ojahnn I told the bot to look for sentences that don't have a determiner after the copula, because most of those are boring twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

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ojahnn I changed a line of the code for this bot today and expected it to result in funnier tweets. I guess it worked? twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

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spinfocl Allen, die feiern wollen, einen schönen Fasteloved. *verbarrikadier*

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spinfocl Die "Bargeld=Freiheit"-Apologeten der Timeline werden gerade von Transparency International überfahren. sueddeutsche.de/wirtschaft/bez…

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onrie "Du sagst Bescheid, wenn du was auf die Fresse brauchst?"

"Ja, Mutti."

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GretchenAMcC The middle voice is one of those seemingly obscure linguistic phenomena that once you understand you see EVERYWHERE twitter.com/Mededitor/stat…

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rgb_alpha Best use of the camera stabilizer filter ever. pic.twitter.com/ArmknVnD2l

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Nachtvogel „besser als nichts“? … „BESSER ALS NICHTS“?
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Ernsthaft, @tazgezwitscher?

ALLES ist besser als dieser Murks.

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"Some games will probably work, like minecraft and minesweeper." askubuntu.com/questions/2839…

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TomVanOrten Berlin. 13:30. Ein Herr im Anzug telefoniert sichtlich aufgebracht. "Nein, Mama, der zweite Haken heißt nicht, dass ich einverstanden bin."

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ojahnn @frachtschaden @ATBrokenNews Wollte nur bescheid sagen, ich halte beim BotSummit im April einen Vortrag über die Lustigkeit deutscher Bots.

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ojahnn @frachtschaden @ATBrokenNews Bei @Wiki_Irrtum finde ich schon die einzelnen Satzhälften, unabhängig von der Neukombinierung, lustig genug.

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frachtschaden @ojahnn Würd ich schon sagen. Ich glaub, das hängt mit dem eigenwilligen angelsächsischen Headline-Duktus zusammen. @ATBrokenNews

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frachtschaden Warum @ATBrokenNews mein Lieblingsbot und einer meiner Lieblingstwitterer ist. pic.twitter.com/XMh1SVJxaF

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techniktagebuch Anfang 2016 - Vorlesungsaufzeichnung mit Kamera-Roboter tmblr.co/ZydXMo215BvJE

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lisarosa Ich finde eine Kauf-gar-kein-Auto-Prämie von 5000 € angemessen. Auszahlbar wahlweise als Bahncard 100, Proficard ÖPNV, Fahrrad.

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jorges .@astefanowitsch @texttheater Your definition misses the factors "who", "where" and "at which costs" is talking about it.

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jorges @michelreimon @texttheater Schöne Analogie! Ich glaube nur, die Extremposition bei 1) ist meist nicht das Ziel des Rettens, sondern der Weg.

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GeileHirnbude Ist die versteckte Botschaft dieses Plakats "Ankommen, weitergehen?" m.facebook.com/events/8217316… pic.twitter.com/ucBpgDEh9S

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Symposiarchin Seid in den entsprechenden Städten vorsichtig, aber vergesst nicht, über deren pubertäre Alpha-Ideen zu lachen.

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mhoye "Unix will give you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you didn't think rope would do that, you should have read the man page."

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michelreimon "Ich möcht 100.000 Menschen retten."
"Ich möcht sie krepieren lassen."
"Leute, kommt beide von euren Extrempositionen runter."

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chriseng Apparently my Twitter bot had a long conversation with Samsung support over the past couple days. twitter.com/chriseng_ebook…

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astefanowitsch "Schweigekartell" is a German word for when people talk about something all the f*cking time.

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Die Logik "Ich lehne das System ab" -> "Ich gehe nicht wählen" ist sowieso eine Arschlochlogik. twitter.com/C_Holler/statu…

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Mariners @jhoffman Hello.

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strmpiIots current emotion: dogs who are stuck but pretending everything is fine pic.twitter.com/FNBLOA1cgL

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yoavartzi Is Sarah Palin speaking Latin?
takingnote.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/02/02/sar…

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Das ist ohne sinnvolle Alternative, Punkt. zeit.de/politik/2016-0…

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Hab da mal was aufgeschrieben, will das @techniktagebuch das übernehmen? texttheater.net/vorlesungsaufz…

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During the years working with my old ThinkPad, unfortunately I forgot how superior its input devices are. :(

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"LibreOffice in der Cloud: Kolab und Collabora kooperieren." What idiot wrote this headline.

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Snowden It's not a "Privacy Shield," it's an accountability shield. Never seen a policy agreement so universally criticized. twitter.com/JanAlbrecht/st…

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Conni_Moehring Fauler Kompromiss. # Groko Symbolpolitik zu Lasten der Frauen in . Kondompflicht, Beratungspflicht = Unsinn!

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vimtips < CTRL-o > : trace your movements backwards in a file. < CTRL-i > trace your movements forwards in a file. is.gd/7Onk

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sonjdol Because sex workers are still considered to be children who don't know what they do. How feminist! @ManuelaSchwesig

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sonjdol So @ManuelaSchwesig has given in to and approves a new terrible sex work law.

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leeflower On top of @aurynn's very valid points, bashing other programming languages also makes you a total bore. blog.aurynn.com/86/contempt-cu…

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deliprao Speaker says, "In China, we have freedom to work on interesting datasets". Not a tongue in cheek remark. twitter.com/deliprao/statu…

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@Lotterleben Mir ist die Quelle wieder eingefallen, noch mehr gut klingende Tipps: matt.might.net/articles/least…

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skeptikantin Was mit Wahrheit und Implikatur und Grice. @astefanowitsch über subtile Stimmungsmache im Flüchtlingsdiskurs. sprachlog.de/2016/02/02/in-…

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@Lotterleben In kleinen Schritten reduzieren, habe ich gehört. Dann gewöhnt man sich wohl dran.

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CodepointsNet A good example of what the zero-width joiner does: stackoverflow.com/a/35151703/113… (here: joining letters over element boundaries)

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AcademicsSay Optimist: "I hope it gets accepted"
Pessimist: "At least we'll get useful reviews"
Realist: "Hey everyone I finished something"

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astefanowitsch Wie Politiker/innen mit einfachen Wahrheiten Lügen erzählen, erkläre ich im @sprachlog sprachlog.de/2016/02/02/in-…

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gipfelsoli Wenn's dann doch passiert ist: Fragen an die Geheimdienstlerin beim Schulbesuch:
strassenauszucker.blogsport.de/2015/07/31/geh… pic.twitter.com/LHbENMoFOZ

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glynmoody Even after years of talks, new study still unable to point to any major benefits - arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/20… going nowhere fast

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HenryHoffman I fucked up Git so bad it turned into Guitar Hero pic.twitter.com/vUKZJAQKWg

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jasonbaldridge Funny how we worry about valid sampling in political polls & then give places like Iowa and New Hampshire inordinate influence in elections.

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hllizi Indefinite-Man. Always new to the discourse. twitter.com/dasparadoxon/s…

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thelindywest This tough, beautiful essay by @ameliabonow broke my heart a little bit. salon.com/2016/02/01/ser…

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marclamonthill Sir. The fact that you can name all the Black people who won an Oscar over the last 88 years is exactly the point. twitter.com/jamescoughlin1…

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frachtschaden Cambridge Pink & Purple pic.twitter.com/TwDa9z9tL9

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Über Doppelnamen mit einem harten und einem weichen Ende und was passiert, wenn eins weich bzw. hart wird. <3 twitter.com/martinlindner/…

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astefanowitsch „Sörty taimss ten is srisausend“, übt ein Vater mit seiner Dreijährigen, und bestätigt damit mehr Klischees über Berlin als mir lieb ist.

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Schreiben: durch den Berg meiner Gedanken einen erklärenden Tunnel fräsen.

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Geek points for making mv commands as short as possible using brace expansion. twitter.com/climagic/statu…

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@frachtschaden Die für meine Timeline as of today: 1x INTJ, 1x INFP, ganz oft IDK ;)

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@frachtschaden Vielleicht haben INTJs die stärkste Disposition, solche Persönlichkeitstests zu machen.

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@frachtschaden War eh klar. RT [protected] Pretty sure the only Meyers-Briggs Types are INTJ and IDK.

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rietzi Der Stern räumt Fehleinschätzungen großartig ab: stern.de/politik/deutsc… via @sternde

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The Zeno's Paradox phase of the project dilbert.com/strip/2016-01-…

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