Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

April 2016

Lotterleben Frühlingstshirtselfie because I can. pic.twitter.com/Yd5hmp1UbI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spencerchen Nothing is original, esp. in . (btw, these are NOT the logos of Medium AirBNB, Flipboard, and Beats)

pic.twitter.com/JNDsM0rhod

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel Tjahaha, Captcha-Generator, da hättest du echt mal ne Pointe landen können, aber nein … pic.twitter.com/ZTw2D5qmGb

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:09 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Ich weiß nicht, wie ich das meinem Kind erklären soll, ergo darf es das nicht geben.

via Twitter for Android

XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: I can't wait till I'm old enough for a purse.

Me: Why do you want one?

5: To carry my lightsaber.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:07 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wie oft muss Geld den Besitzer wechseln, bevor es aufhört, "Staatsknete" oder "Steuergeld" zu sein?

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Greenpeace-Aktion gegen Gen-Mais: Harte Debatte mit den Blockierern

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:54 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben "When you finish codecademy, you don't know what to do next, whereas Linux unlocks the gates"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben "Ask 'are you familiar with...?', if you encounter silence ask 'does that make sense?', silence != understanding"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben "Don't touch the keyboard. If you must, show them in your own keyboard" 👍

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:03 PM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@Lotterleben Kennste nich deine flotte Namensbase zum Passieren von Früchten und Gemüse? :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to Lotterleben

SPIEGELCaptions Ministerpräsident Stoiber: Immer auf der Suche nach Grenzbereichen

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:00 AM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Erstaunliche Schlussfolgerung: Hunger nach Energie

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:52 AM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SibylleHasse In diesem Thread fasst @C_Holler das Problem mit dt. Satire besser in Worte als ich es je könnte. Leseempfehlung.
twitter.com/C_Holler/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:51 AM, Apr 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Amerika-Kritiker Fischer: Am Telefon beschwichtigt

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

oOtrinityOo Warum habe ich eigentlich keine Freunde? pic.twitter.com/SvJDBgvhdy

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

There are video players that pretend to be "paused" while buffering, so you can't pause. This is a transcendental level of stupidity.

via Twitter Web Client

amyquispe Periodic reminder: Long Island City *is* in New York City. It is in Queens, which is on the Long Island, but not in Long Island.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

wordspy permalescent n. An adult who is, and appears likely to remain, emotionally or intellectually immature. wspy.ws/pead

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

earnmyturns @yoavgo Truth. Give me understanding, not hill-climbing I can do very well in-house.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:07 PM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Ver fassungsrichter bei Urteilsverkündung: Geruch von Quarkkuchen

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 4:06 PM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Running a complex ML pipeline. The part that takes longest is a trivial format conversion script. Implementation matters.

via Twitter Web Client

MasteringVim Annoyed when you move up/down on wrapped lines? Here's the tip - Improve up/down movement on wrapped lines:

nnoremap j gj
nnoremap k gk

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 AM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

MasteringVim Moving to the Beginning of the Line jezenthomas.com/a-function-for… by @jezenthomas

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:35 AM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Seite 24: Der Juraprofessor und Richter Bruno Simma sagt, Putin habe das: Mitgliederschwund seit Jahresbeginn 30 345

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Apr 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"This is to certify that the bearer, Nikolai Ivanovich, has spent the aforementioned night at Satan's ball" - Behemoth has the best quotes.

via Twitter for Android

amyquispe Driving around a telepresence robot this morning is like, making my day.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:28 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tomayac Two great posts: ideal HTTP performance by @mnot mnot.net/blog/2016/04/2… and caching best practices by @jaffathecake jakearchibald.com/2016/caching-b…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn Der heißt übrigens inzwischen ARFCOISTRAP. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

Heute hat sich ATRAVEP dazugesellt.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

chrisamaphone andy gordon: a true emoticon innovator pic.twitter.com/LQ89anhZgN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@Vilinthril Willkommen im GSV-Forum!

via Twitter Web Client

"Schöner verlegen" trendet. Stimmt, errötete Wangen können sehr hübsch sein.

via Twitter Web Client

@ojahnn Kekünne man einen neuen Faden draus machen, Abschwächung von Sprachbildern durch Disjunktivierung, oder so

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

ojahnn Alle meine Projekte haben Hand oder Fuß.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:41 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

gchrupala Meta-Failures: "This darn CV of Failures has received way more attention than my entire body of academic work" twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:20 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Deutsche Bank schrieb überraschend wunderbarem Ehemann

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

This Princeton professor posted his CV of failures for the world to see cnbc.com/2016/04/27/thi…

via Twitter Web Client

marcelweiss Discoveryfunktionen bei Musikstreaminganbietern sind wie Supermarktkassen.

Es geht immer da voran, wo man gerade nicht ist.

via Buffer (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@gchrupala So the difference is that it's realistic to hire more women in your school's case and unrealistic in the other?

via Twitter for Android in reply to gchrupala

@gchrupala So in an engineering school you see no problem with an almost all-male faculty?

via Twitter for Android in reply to gchrupala

@gchrupala But that's exactly the kind of situation that (positive) discrimination in hiring deals with in general, no?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to gchrupala

@Lotterleben So sieht's bei meinem Zahnarzt aus! Der hat auch eine Zweitpraxis in Dubai. O_o

via Twitter Web Client in reply to Lotterleben

astefanowitsch Gelernt: Die anderen Fahrgäste mit einem ermutigenden „Husch, husch“ beim Einsteigen zu unterstützen wird teilweise als unhöflich empfunden.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

OMG_wikipedia Dr Sean Jackson is all that is required to prevent the scheduled deletion of this article.

via OMG Wikipedia (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Wir brauchen kein Monument für die deutsche Einheit, wir haben doch die Ringbahn.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stadtwildnis Wusstet ihr schon, dass @nouveaubeton Mai 2014 durch einen Markov-basierten Bot ersetzt wurde, der zufällige Tweets generiert?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Apr 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

What drugs was Bulgakov on though

via Twitter for Android

Behemoth the cat protesting that what he says is not "mudslinging" but "a chain of tightly packed syllogisms". <3

via Twitter for Android

Beschizza Google informs sites clearly about URLs that they are censoring for EU states. In this case, Mosley's Nazi fetish. pic.twitter.com/EeNstDlVxx

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@Lotterleben I guess there's a thin line between pitching it emphatically and "nagging". :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to Lotterleben

_danilo for-profit higher education is a runaway, corrupt industry and it's past time we regulated the absolute fuck out of it

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:45 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@Lotterleben Bullying as in... saying things like you're stupid and smell if you don't use Git?

via Twitter for Android in reply to Lotterleben

andreysitnik Arabic/Persian script is ideal for light painting. Work by Julien Breton. pic.twitter.com/zzkdEWFHJ1

via Amplifr (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Don't allow Facebook notifications on a device you rarely use. pic.twitter.com/kli7nGZM1i

via Twitter for Android

"How was your day? Executive summary please."

via Twitter for Android

harryliebs Könnt ihr bitte mit Ortsangabe twittern? Ohne Ortsangabe ist immer Berlin gemeint. Ihr verwirrt Berliner*innen!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

alqaeda This just in: @realDonaldTrump picks himself as his own running mate, says “I’ll be a great VP. The best there is.”

— Trump-Trump 2016

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 9:56 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Entwurf des neuen Stuttgarter Bahnhofs: Warten auf das große Geld

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:14 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

BILD_Komposita Umschnall-Clown

via Bild_Komposita (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ciphergoth The FBI faked an entire field of forensic science slate.com/articles/news_… on which at least some executions turned

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:09 AM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Bierangebot im Getränkeregal: Wie viel Heimatgefühl darf sein?

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 7:08 AM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

I hate wizards in IDEs because they generate swathes of arcane code and can never modify it.

via Twitter for Android

Awesome to see Susan Kare talk and joke about how she made all those, well, iconic, icons.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Paracetamol mit Cassisgeschmack. So lässt sich's fiebern!

via Twitter for Android

mcclure111 Please note: Per ISO ISO 8601 if it is not formatted like 1994-11-05T08:15:30-05:00 it is not a date, it is just "hanging out"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

holly The Pagan Federation offered to send a signed copy to someone who questioned this message 😂 facebook.com/photo.php?fbid… pic.twitter.com/ltHAbV32HK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Apr 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Ringtempel Stonehenge: Wahrhaftig kein Grund zum Jubeln

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

⌘ goes by many names, but “Doppelte Abdulsche Tornadobrezel” is the true one.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

Why Steve Jobs replaced the Mac's  key with ⌘ | Cult of Mac cultofmac.com/284700/steve-j…

via Twitter Web Client

spinfocl Surrealistische Szenen. Yogeshwar zwischen Belegschaft, die so tut, als wenn sie arbeitet im abgeschalteten Reaktor. twitter.com/wdr2/status/72…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 9:34 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zeitweise Früher haben die Leute nicht in der Bahn auf ihr Handy geglotzt, sondern in der Pferdekutsche.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Geekprinzessin A:"Bist du Veganer?"
B:"Die dürfen ja keine Nudeln essen wegen dem Ei!"
Ich:"In den mei.."
A:"Und wegen des Glutens"
Ich werd bekloppt hier.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:26 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Es ist heute schon den ganzen Tag so komisch früh.

via Twitter for Android

NoAverageRobot Wie auf den Phillippinen Dinge aus dem Internet aussortiert werden: taz.de/!5295220;m/
(via @Tiqq0n)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:06 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Und noch viel Spaß beim Konsequenzen ableiten.

zeit.de/gesellschaft/z… pic.twitter.com/jAbSJA8KLo

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch „Humankapitaleinheit 458-9998, Ihr ROI ist unter den akzeptablen Wert gesunken. Geben Sie Ihren Doktorhut beim Pförtner ab, wenn Sie gehen.“

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Naum_Burger Ein Zahnarzttermin am einzigen freien Tag in der Woche, da muss man sich nicht wundern, dass ich ein Foto von Kafka im Portemonnaie habe.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

BockiBockwurst In London damals alle so: “Oh Gott! Nicht auch noch Shakespeare! 1616 kann echt weg.”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Ab sofort könnt ihr euch zu Let's Talk About Bots! (09.07.2016, Unperfekthaus Essen) anmelden! \o/ unperfekthaus.de/projekte/let-s… 1/2

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Wer wissen will, wie der @Fischblog meine gestrige Freizeit nachhaltig aufsog, klickt hier: texperimentales.hypotheses.org/1722 | Russisch Roulette

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:26 AM, Apr 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

aparrish you've probably already read it but if not: this essay debunking the chatbot bubble is so good it may make you cry dangrover.com/blog/2016/04/2…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:50 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Man kennt das: eines schönen sonnigen Morgens öffnet man das Fenster und sogleich kommt einem eine Abrissbirne entgegen.

via Twitter Web Client

robert_we OH: "Bug Request"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Elquee Ich möchte, dass Ihr das lest: ruhrbarone.de/oesterreich-da…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

LewisCowper Great points on the dangers of pointing out problematic language/phrasing, or suggesting adding a CoC in GH issues. twitter.com/trodrigues/sta…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:39 PM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Kannte ich noch nicht: Kaomoji, die Emoji verwenden, z.B. ● ﹏☉

via Twitter for Android

Lotterleben "Cryptography doesn't solve problems, it turns security problems into key management problems" appears to be my prof's favourite sentence :D

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:53 AM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Täusche ich mich nicht, führt die 140-Zeichen-Beschränkung zu einer Renaissance uneingeleiteter Konditionalsätze. (Gedanke, zu kurz für 140)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:27 AM, Apr 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

phwampfler Damit Überwachung nicht negativ empfunden wird, »1984« an Schulen nicht mehr lesen.
Can't make this shit up. pic.twitter.com/8oxktwyuCl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

skeptikantin Dieses Semester keine Präsenzlehre. Dafür machen alle Studis am AB @structengfu „Inverted Classroom“ mit mir & CQP: userpage.fu-berlin.de/~flach/korplin…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:18 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"'Apfel'? Was ist das für eine rare Sprache?" - "Zweite Lautverschiebung, Baby!"

via Twitter for Android

Es sei nicht Aufgabe der Richter, "ständig dem Gesetzgeber in den Arm zu fallen".' The fucking nerve. tagesschau.de/inland/bka-ges…

via Twitter for Android

DrSprankle Sex work isn't trafficking, and BDSM isn't abuse. You are endangering society if you remain ignorant to what constitutes sexual consent.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"They hate each other's guts. They hate the shit out of each other's guts."

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn .@texttheater Writing code: "I guess this will probably work?" Debugging code: "I know exactly how to improve this, because it went wrong!"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn Couldn't have said this better ^^

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

@Herr_Rau Bestes Argument IMHO: Manchmal wäscht man ein Paar über zwei Wäschen verteilt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to Herr_Rau

ojahnn Es treibt mir Tränen der Rührung in die Augen, wenn ich sehe, was für eine wunderschöne Config-Datei ich da geschrieben habe.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

StefanBielski "Solepcism" (mashup of + ): mistake you make when you write for only yourself

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Polyamorie ist inzwischen mainstream, oder?

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 6:39 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki "Guten Tag Herr Bundespräsident Hofer, Bundeskanzler HC Strache hat die Datei Notstandsgesetze2017.ppt für Sie freigegeben"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Womit setzt man in LaTeX den schönsten Intensor?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:38 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hownottodraw Man discovers he has "aphantasia" - he can't picture things in his head - and that everyone else can: m.facebook.com/notes/blake-ro…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Wer ist dieser "Gesetzgeber"? Ich habe ihm etwas zu sagen.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kaepora I once shook Diffie's hand and missed the opportunity to unleash the greatest pun of my life: "My, what a strong handshake!"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:13 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed That was me (I used to be a bassoonist).

twitter.com/MagicRealismBo…

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

l_chebout "...denn die sexuelle Selbstbestimmung verdient den gleichen Schutz wie das Eigentum." Ulrike Lembke zum Sex.strafR twitter.com/verfassungsblo…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:12 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki "Ein richtiger Satzbau tut für mich in jeden deutschen Satz der wo gibt hineingehören Wurstsemmel Halleluja Oida." twitter.com/florianklenk/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:09 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Bruder, hast du Spiel?"

via Twitter for Android

"I don't have an instant gratification monkey. Mine is a gorilla."

via Twitter for Android

hllizi Laut neuem Erlaß des Innenministers bestehen die Aufgaben des obersten Gerichts fortan in:

-Vorbereitung Weihnachtsfeier
-Planung Ausflug

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

bundesamtfvs "Es ist nicht Aufgabe des BVerfG, dem Gesetzgeber ständig in den Arm zu fallen" Ja, Chef! Äh...Was ist die Aufgabe? tagesschau.de/inland/bka-ges…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Apr 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

tikhonjelvis "There are two important models of computation, the lambda calculus and all the others." Opinionated but interesting:quora.com/What-is-Lambda…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:22 PM, Apr 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Einen Linienbus sehen und denken: „Mist, Toastbrot vergessen.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Apr 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish The exhaustion of regularly alternating which part of a person's face you look at while in a long conversation

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Apr 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Does anyone else feel like debugging code is much more rewarding than writing it in the first place?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Apr 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

wordspy clone town n. A town where the shopping area is dominated by chains, making it look identical to many other towns. wspy.ws/clto

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet If you need a Private Use character in your document: tex.stackexchange.com/a/305676/3756?…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:46 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"Information Superhighway Roadkill", LOL cs.upc.edu/~padro/Unixfor…

via Twitter Web Client

jacobeisenstein Notes on how to use the Unix shell to do variationist sociolinguistics on the Twitter stream:
github.com/jacobeisenstei…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:38 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Der romantischste Moment der Woche war gestern, als das Gegenwesen und ich im sonnigen Park über REST-APIs und Paginierung gefangirlt haben.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:35 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch Ulrike Lembke im @Verfassungsblog über die mangelhafte Reform des Sexualstrafrechts: verfassungsblog.de/warum-die-refo…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

astefanowitsch When Abraham Lincoln was asked what it felt like to be used as a vehicle for fictitious quotes, he said: “I don't know. Ask Eric Clapton.”

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

E-40: Choices: Lyrics.
You still sell dope? (nope)
Now you cleaner than soap? (yup)
You still drink cognac? (PRESUPPOSITION FAILURE!)

via Twitter Web Client

Haushaltstipp: Unangenehme Gerüche lassen sich effektiv mit einer Atombombe entfernen.

via Twitter Web Client

ojahnn Dieser Blogeintrag hat ein paar sehr gute Kommenare bekommen, die ich jetzt gegenkommentiert habe.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:21 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

bodil Gamergate is a terrorist organisation. twitter.com/UnburntWitch/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Flirsch, der: Jener Staubstreifen, der beim Aufwischen mit Besen und Schaufel immer dünner wird, aber nie ganz vers… labenz.texttheater.net/Flirsch

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:10 AM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skeptikantin Auntie of the Month-Entry übrigens: orangenes Flugzeug. „Mit Mama fliegen wir immer nur mit einem blauen Flugzeug.“

Check.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:43 AM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

rkoutnik I bought my boss two copies of The Mythical Man Month so he could read it twice as fast

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:40 AM, Apr 22nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Man sollte nie versäumen, nicht von der Vermeidung verschachtelter Negationen abzusehen.

via Twitter Web Client

"Frau Schäfa, dea Lukas hat Ihnen den Tod gewünscht!"

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn Rätselhafte Sprachgewohnheiten enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=232

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

gchrupala Qur'an memorization as a natural experiment in humans learning a language model
sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

gchrupala Which formulation of a bidirectional RNN with multiple layers makes more sense: a pair of stacks, or a stack of pairs?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@kykel Sind die Blumen für die Vasen?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kykel

kykel Du gehst mit deinem Date in die Ausstellung über antike Grabvasen aus Apulien. Er bringt Blumen mit. Du...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:22 PM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Jermolene An unexpectedly playful neologism from Xcode pic.twitter.com/e48vmfDILb

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Nachtvogel Für jede inkompetente Erwähnung von Schrödingers Katze bricht irgendwo eine Wellenfunktiion zusammen. Zu Ungunsten der Katze.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:05 PM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Telegram offers to back up my pictures. Which app is next, Calculator?

via Twitter Web Client

danieldekok @texttheater Hah, I followed the old tradition of ':imap jj <Esc>'. Doesn't solve the problem for other movements though ;).

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:03 PM, Apr 21st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Leising, das: Die cartoonartigen Schleichbewegungen, mit denen sich Zuspätkommende in Vorträgen die Aufmerksamkeit … labenz.texttheater.net/Leising

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frachtschaden "Wie vom Verstorbenen gewünscht, findet die Trauerfeier mit einem hupenden Autokorso durch den McDrive statt."

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gchrupala $28 billion is spent each year on cancer research that can’t be replicated: slate.com/articles/healt… via @Slate

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JackMarshall The average Web page size is now the same size as Doom mobiforge.com/research-analy… pic.twitter.com/xhkonZTEsD

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Salencita Woman still being told to smile 100 years after death. twitter.com/cjsinner/statu…

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@asayeed Yup, that's the intended reading. :)

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Can't remember the last time I watched a series where Sakina Jaffrey didn't portray some unsmiling, conscientious professional.

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DrSprankle If you think sex workers "sell their bodies," but coal miners do not, your view of labor is clouded by your moralistic view of sexuality.

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amyquispe I know the Science Minister didn't say no in American but he totally did in British.

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amyquispe I'm sad about Boaty McBoatface.

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Geekprinzessin Ja, Sie dürfen an mir vorbei.
Nein, Sie dürfen nicht durch mich durch.
Nein, bitte hören Sie auf das zu probieren.

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alqaeda US anti-vaxxers may be annoying, even dangerous, but leave it to Pakistan to take it to the next level.

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Lotterleben ”The IETF WG state of draft-ietf-manet-aodvv2 has been changed to "In WG
Last Call" from "WG Document"” pic.twitter.com/On7CXOWfUX

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spinfocl Man fuhr nur richtig Rad, wenn man einen 5-köpfigen Belgischen Rennradkreisel aufm Tourenrad überholte. Mit Bierflasche aufm Gepäckträger.

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asayeed Valkyries as fighter pilots, sad I missed this. twitter.com/dcopera/status…

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backspace Feeling a little anxious? A little stressed out? I made a very silly Twitter bot to help: @KeepCalmBot twitter.com/keepcalmbot/st…

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nsaphra When did we go from worrying that systems would automatically suppress speech to worrying that those systems may not cover all demographics?

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nsaphra When did we go from worrying about surveillance and crushing dissent to complaining about racist recreational bots? twitter.com/yoavgo/status/…

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kathrinpassig Historisches , gefunden von @dalcashdvinsky an der abgebildeten Adresse. pic.twitter.com/R4iUS3mnEl

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sloganotron Let your chicken do the walking.

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Das heißt jetzt nicht mehr Songwriter, das heißt jetzt Lied Developer.

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labenzticker Bauma, das: Angenehm stolzes Gefühl, nachdem man es schon nicht geschafft hat, ein Haus zu zeugen, ein Kind zu pfla… labenz.texttheater.net/Bauma

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astefanowitsch „Mama, Turnschuhe passen nicht zu Anzügen, oder?“
„Nein.“
„Und warum hat der Mann welche an?“

Weil ich es kann, fremdes modebewusstes Kind.

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G_McSomething Scathing piece on by Nicaraguan woman who has experienced the sham as a "beneficiary" of good deeds
vivala.com/womens-issues/…

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henning_onken Nacktschnecken beim Kaffeetrinken in . Aus der Serie: tagesspiegel.de/wildesBerlin pic.twitter.com/yebEVs2PhZ

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emilymbender Thinking about ethics, equity & ... do you have any favorite readings? Has anyone created a bibliography?

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berlinothar Rechtschreibkämpfe, damals: tinyurl.com/hookufr

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asayeed I like the fact that the references section header has correct number agreement. twitter.com/openculture/st…

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LeVostreGC Grim and fell on the fielde the kynge lifted the sword which was yclept Swordy McSwordface and wore the legendary helm, Helmy McHelmface.

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BrookeTLarson I love seeing the kids' faces when they first meet a nasty relative clause island violation

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Lotterleben Twitter! Kannst du mir frische Rapmusik für die Überrschungsdeadline-Nachtschicht empfehlen? Gern wenig Kackscheisse oder Haus/Maus-Reime.

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Schauspielerin genervt zum Regisseur: "War das hinreichend hinreißend?"

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@hllizi Ein Freund hat 2004 eine Kanzlerschaft Bohlens and die Wand gemalt&was wir dann mit verteilten Rollen mit dem Reichstagsbrand machen

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"Das Gespräch kann nicht weitergehen, bevor jemand den offensichtlichen Witz macht. Kommt, Leute! Wer opfert sich?"

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barbara_plank We're hiring! - postdoc (goo.gl/IS6Tzw) & PhD (goo.gl/U4F7XY) in comp.semantics (/w J.Bos) - apply before Jun 1

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hmason When a new startup announces an implausible "AI", always look at their jobs page to see how many low wage "trainers" they are hiring.

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astefanowitsch Bis Freitag hätte ich „Kotau“ ja für ein Synonym für „Hundewiese“ gehalten, aber das deutsche Feuilleton hat mich eines Besseren belehrt.

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Mein Hobby: mich mit obskuren Lesarten rausreden

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Smart Home des kleinen Mannes: mit Handy die Wohnung verlassen, Musik geht von selbst aus. Weil die Bluetooth-Verbindung abreißt.

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astefanowitsch 2. Etwas älter aber immer noch lesenswert: Suse/@Femilyaffair: femilyaffair.de/ich-bleibe-die…
2/2

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haldaume3 WITHOUT REMORSE!!!

:) twitter.com/omerlevy_/stat…

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porrporr Identitäre noch nicht ganz einig: "Wir sind eine intellektuelle Bewegung, nicht Die SA, oder?" pic.twitter.com/mSOBLk2veK

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the_maki Kunden, die hier kauften, kauften auch bei "Panzertür-Ede", "Vorhängeschloss-Joe" und "Sicherheitsglas-Charlie". pic.twitter.com/5UM71NVFkS

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SPIEGELCaptions See-Elefanten, Pinguine, Jungrobbe (u.) in der Antarktis: Geheimverhandlungen im 21. Stock

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BraddJaffy Leader of the Loch Ness Project looks exactly like what I'd imagine the leader of the Loch Ness Project looks like pic.twitter.com/RuaxUMPApw

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MedievalReacts Jesus:"table for 26 please"

Waiter: "but there are 13 of you"

J: "yes but we're all going to sit on the same side" pic.twitter.com/ZkFYY7wSSJ

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structengfu Guten Morgen, liebe Studierende! Lassen Sie uns trotz des heutigen Vorlesungsbeginns nicht die Liebe zum Lernen vergessen!

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ojahnn Angemessene Reaktion. pic.twitter.com/yBD3f9EfPX

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Analogy? "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Backdoors" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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hllizi Für Sie in die Gülle gehupft, um zu bergen: fäkalsprachliche Wörter im Böhmermann-Poem:
1. Schweinefurz
2. Pinkeln twitter.com/ulmentv/status…

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AcademicsSay Connect with scholars on Twitter: goo.gl/Uvu2Lo pic.twitter.com/JQxHnpHtRM

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hllizi Wer hat(te) den fetteren Intellekt?

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seldo I present my candidate for the greatest disambiguation link in all of Wikipedia: pic.twitter.com/kKBEO7heju

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spinfocl Berlin vom Kölner Boulevard aus gesehen (Symbolbild). pic.twitter.com/quBPcFReJh

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Warum werden eigentlich immer noch neue Computerspiele entwickelt? Planet of Death existiert doch bereits.

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peterbreuer Adler muss mit Rot raus und für ihn kommt ein interessanter Mann aufs Feld. pic.twitter.com/RKSyv8ab5f

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nsaphra So declarative programming paradigms might be easier to learn? Curious to see that tested directly. alumni.cs.ucr.edu/~ratana/PaneRa…

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Wozu noch Interpunktion 😞 Wir haben doch jetzt Emoji 😃

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SPIEGELCaptions Brüder Frederik, Gerrit Braun: Der Wolf und der Partylöwe bilden ein unschlagbares Team

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Bach steht wieder an der Fugen-Esse.

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der kritischen Weißheit letzter Schluss

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ThePracticalDev No book or teacher can beat good old fashion poking around. pic.twitter.com/4JjAYA6p8G

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esten Even the New York Times is like "y'all know this is bullshit, right sf?" pic.twitter.com/Z2rw4NlfP4

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UnburntWitch This attitude needs to die. It's what allows companies to exploit the shit out of so many who love making games. pic.twitter.com/L1PsnQPaWT

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SPIEGELCaptions Recken und strecken: Vollkommen richtiger Grundgedanke?

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"English is my first language, but Dutch is a very close second."

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Papaleaks Von einem Bestattungsunternehmen bei 130 km/h geschnitten werden.

Kaltakquise, wie die das nennen.

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"I have a big mouth. Figuratively from my father and literally from my mother."

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ojahnn 1. Plan to make a project about the found poetry of linguistic sample sentences
2. Open random source
3. Celebrate pic.twitter.com/Btaue4hESx

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fruchtschaum In der DDR hieß Völkerball Plumpsball, wegen der Falltüren im Spielfeld. Geschlechtsneutrales Blaurosa war en vogue. pic.twitter.com/BfQ43CUui3

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fruchtschaum Komm, wir fahren mit der Milden Maus
Das ist eine schöne Fahrt
Du, ich mag deine Hose.
Und ich deine gesamte Art. pic.twitter.com/DwPcSrAELH

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HansZauner "Genderforschung aus der Sicht eines Naturwissenschaftlers", vom @quantenwelt scilogs.de/quantenwelt/ge…

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plomlompom Weiß auch net, warum ich so ein bissel allergisch auf manchen Ansatz reagiere, Nerd-Räume politisch zu moralisieren: twitter.com/red_mercer/sta…

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amyquispe "You said n was never going to be over 500 and were wrong a week later? Things that are never going to happen should take at least a month."

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ojahnn Ich hätte jetzt voll Bock, was auszumachen, z.B. Licht oder Termin

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jahendler Big idea! re-decentralize the web, separate the apps from the data!: @timberners_lee at

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MagicRealismBot A woman falls pregnant with irony.

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FabiKol Busfahrer:
'Der Herr mit der Nazi-Thor-Steiner-Jacke steigt hier aus. Offene Getränke im Bus sind nicht gestattet. Hat nix mit nix zu tun.'

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cshirky Inefficient products are re-labeled rarified and sold to elites: calligraphy, horse-back riding, tube amps, vinyl... twitter.com/JemStone/statu…

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danieldekok \o/. ACL short paper by me and Erhard Hinrichs on dependency parsing with topological fields (and BiDi LSTMs) accepted.

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Practical joke idea: sew someone a Klein t-shirt.

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It's that ubiquitous, insane obsession with not "spoilering" all over again.

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Did I already watch this episode? I couldn't tell for the life of me from a description like this. pic.twitter.com/ObeHnlGsDy

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gchrupala Only the Chinese have a clue? twitter.com/ianbremmer/sta…

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SPIEGELCaptions Deutsche Rentner in einer Bar in Pattaya: Weltweit am besten vorbereitet

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ojahnn This is going to be a good project pic.twitter.com/V1mFySMBjv

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nixcraft Wow. The Linux Scheduler: A Decade of Wasted Cores (pdf) ece.ubc.ca/~sasha/papers/…

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astefanowitsch Im Heft kommen dann fünf weiße Männer und eine weiße Frau zu Wort. Danke für Nichts, Deutscher Hochschulverband. pic.twitter.com/Cnk8WANgXh

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MagicRealismBot A king discovers that infinity does not exist, and is secretly pleased.

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SPIEGELCaptions Russische Soldaten bei einer Übung in der Arktis: Für die Werbung hoch attraktiv

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Womit fährt man zum Examensjubiläum?

Mit dem Alumnibus.

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zideshowbob Verwirrung im Warentrennerladen. pic.twitter.com/D16jnTUSI5

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pattyLuzina Bestes in den letzen Jahren, sozial und stimmig.
@sanktionsfrei
gestern zu Gast bei uns im KV @GrueneXhain

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sixtus Impfgegner ist ein viel zu negativer Begriff. Wir sollten das positiv ausdrücken: Seuchenbefürworter.

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2blessed_exe too reflective to be effective

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peterbreuer % Pablo Picasso
█ Kasimir Malewitsch
✁ Lucio Fontana
♘ Franz Marc
⬓ Marc Rothko
✭✭✭ Jasper Johns
✆ Roy Lichtenstein
✖ Joseph Beuys

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Tonight the canteen of a brutalist former mail sorting center was open just for me and three other diners. twitter.com/eetlust050/sta…

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FornixRenalis Nie ne bessere Erklärung gelesen.

pic.twitter.com/uR6srqd2Av

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Nachtvogel NRW-Ministerin Steffens watscht das ProstituiertenSchikaneGesetz gründlich ab. Über alle vier Backen. twitter.com/Dt_AIDS_Hilfe/…

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Kurfuerstin "Wir müssen einen Blazer nähen." - @ojahnn : "Holzbläser oder Blechbläser?"

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SPIEGELCaptions Für eine gute: Keine Minister, keine Friseure

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"Das zweite Fragezeichen deutet an, dass ich es selbst für eine ziemlich merkwürdige Idee halte."

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2blessed_exe too measurable to be pleasurable

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2blessed_exe too charming to be disarming

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@TEDxGroningen The app doesn't seem to remember my likes. :(

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Noorderlinkdgn Na de talks tijd voor lekker eten en drinken @TheBigBuilding pic.twitter.com/OfZTuIgmKO

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Host summarizes : "Some things... do things to you."

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"So I did what any sane person would do: I decided to become a smell historian."

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SoVeryBritish The overwhelming impulse to walk to a different bit of platform once you see the train arriving

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singgedichte Die HU macht eine Umfrage für das Familienministerium zur Überarbeitung des TSG (Transsexuellengesetz)
umfrage.hu-berlin.de/index.php/7416…

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livestream: see if you can spot me in the audience! :) tedxgroningen.com/2016/04/livest…

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microth .@yoavgo Better: submit interesting papers wrt to semantics and learning to *SEM and CoNLL, respectively. Send word embeddings to a workshop

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LangSciPress New blogpost on typesetting issues with Arabic text in "Fatḥah in the margin" userblogs.fu-berlin.de/langsci-press/… pic.twitter.com/AOgIiMNQEk

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spinfocl Beim Aufwachen ist mir was wichtiges eingefallen, das ich auf jeden Fall heute noch machen muss. Ratet, ob ich es noch weiß.

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mwegner This anti-face-detection dazzle fashion is incredibly cyberpunk: cvdazzle.com pic.twitter.com/hYMses9hs0

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hllizi After the quoted part it off course goes on about how you'll need proxies to circumvent geoblocking and stuff. twitter.com/tinyrevolution…

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sonjdol Call a random Swede and tell them their sex work laws suck! twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…

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emilymbender As with the last time I taught it, it's providing an object lesson in the lack of reproducibility in .

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emilymbender My grad course this term requires students to build on existing systems for semantically sensitive tasks. faculty.washington.edu/ebender/2016_5…

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eelifant Türkisch lernen mit Elif #3: Erst, wenn unser "C" ein Schwänzchen hat, also ein "Ç" ist, sprechen wir es wie das "Ch" in Chia-Samen.

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eelifant Türkisch lernen mit Elif #2: Das "C" spricht man wie das "G" in Giovanni oder das "J" in Jason. Nicht wie das "Ch" in Chia-Samen.

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eelifant Türkisch lernen mit Elif #1: Den Buchstaben "ğ" spricht man nicht mit. Es hat quasi die Funktion, die ein "e" in "ie" hat.

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Das heißt jetzt nicht mehr Spargelzeit... twitter.com/I_amGermany/st…

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@ojahnn @spinfocl Och, das klingt nicht einfach, aber auch nicht unmöglich.

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Pinboard SAY EXCLUSIVE NO TO EXCLUSIVE OR!

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@ojahnn @spinfocl Das klingt aber nach der Art von Programm, das babygesittet werden muss. *hust*Tay*hust*

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udovetter Eine gute Analyse, wie das Verfassungsgericht den Fall Böhmermann angehen dürfte. sueddeutsche.de/kultur/der-fal…

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@plomlompom Ja, der Satz "Hier irrt Goldt" ist durchaus bisweilen anwendbar.

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hllizi @spinfocl das war gar nicht die Aussage Deines Tweets, bitte nochmal lesen!

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SPIEGELCaptions Kandidat Wulff: Da klopft erst mal das Herz

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primamuslima Jedes Mal, wenn ich in eine so richtig tolle Person kennen lerne, kommt am Ende raus, dass sie eigentlich aus dem kommt.

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clmazin Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.

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tim Great talk by @kenwongart at : here's how Monument Valley inverted traditional approaches to game story pic.twitter.com/SULtCYGlSW

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"After that you can coast on inertia for a good 30 years before things break apart" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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Nacktmagazin Der französische Kollege prahlt schon wieder mit sexuellen Ausschweifungen. Angeblich hätte er am Wochenende Emden gebügelt.

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Would be a great name for a school of political science. twitter.com/OMG_wikipedia/…

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Tried out my @GlitchLogos t-shirt in the wild today. Canteen barista misinterpreted it and almost refused to serve me.

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$ echo Æèçíü íà ìåñòå | iconv -f utf8 -t latin1 | iconv -f windows-1251 -t utf-8
Жизнь на месте

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joetothemo Ah ha! Confirmation bias... Just as I always suspected.

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bundesamtfvs "keine Indizien f. Zusammenhang mit Geburtstag Hitlers" - Mittwoch passte diesmal halt zufällig besser als Montag
jenaer-nachrichten.de/stadtleben/388…

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Lotterleben Fragt sich nur, was ich (außer schwarzem Hoodie und Mini) dazu anziehe ohne auszusehen als müsste ich dringend zum pitchen in die Agentur.

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Sosowski I wanted to make a mosh pit simulator but it turned out really creepy! pic.twitter.com/CiTL8mZ6y0

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iyad_elbaghdadi There's nothing I find more fascinating, perplexing, and weird every day than the fact that we exist.

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eevee 🍎🙅💡🙂 eev.ee/blog/2016/04/1…

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SPIEGELCaptions Pro-Manning-Demonstration vor dem Weißen Haus am vergangenen Dienstag: Wasser auf die Mühlen der Anklage

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Wort des Tages: Schmähdrescher

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"NOAA’S NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE FORECASTS WILL STOP YELLING AT YOU" noaa.gov/national-weath…

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PyGrunn Have you seen this year's graphics on pygrunn.org? It's hilarious. Go check it out.

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evemassacre apple: ohnoes
google: omgwtf
ms: come at me bro
twitter: concernstare
fb: idcare life is fun
mozilla: let me explain pic.twitter.com/nnpy3iW3IA

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frachtschaden Wenn Satire alles darf, dann auch verboten werden, oder?

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astefanowitsch Meine Regeln für die Literaturbeschaffung:
1. Nutze legale Wege.
2. Brich keine Gesetze.
3. Stelle die Wissenschaft über alle Regeln.

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ATBrokenNews Einigung auf Nö. Firma droht zu platzen

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Petition: “Name new element 117 Octarine” change.org/p/iupac-joint-…

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SPIEGELCaptions Freizeitsportler im Englischen Garten in München: Bilder, die ihn überleben werden

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- Dinosaurier sind doch keine Säugetiere. *malt Dinosaurier* Oder siehst du hier etwa ein Euter?
- *malt Euter* Jetzt schon.

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Lotterleben @Lotterleben THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN :)))) pic.twitter.com/0jNSgbO9Pm

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BILD_Komposita XXXXL-Knirps

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SPIEGELCaptions Toyota-Präsident Cho mit Luxus-Cabrio: Vorboten eines prächtigen Zeitalters

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ojahnn Giving a predetermined description to an ambiguous work of art seems meaningful a lot of the time. Is this the ELIZA effect?

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Status451Blog We think this is fair reporting. Credit to Mr. Byars. twitter.com/mitchellbyars/…

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labenzticker züttlingen (V.): (Desktop Publishing; einen Text ~) Den Schriftgrad jedes Leerzeichens um einen halben Punkt herabs… labenz.texttheater.net/z%C3%BCttlingen

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acdha It's unpleasant to live at the location MaxMind returns when their GeoIP lookup has only country-level precision: fusion.net/story/287592/i…

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asayeed Pretty much all of the nude studies in the exhibition were looking at invisible smartphones and tablets.

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asayeed Do I really want to know what Alcyone is reading on her Kindle? pic.twitter.com/COuhQUcDYb

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asayeed Odysseus is annoyed because Penelope is boredly looking at her smartphone and not paying attention to him. pic.twitter.com/PnVeP6LAxA

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SoVeryBritish Forgetting the phonetic alphabet so saying helpful alternatives like "T for tea", "B for bee" and "P for pea"

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Barkercartoons For those who just shrug at the thought of NHS privatisation - this a bill for just six nights in a US hospital pic.twitter.com/3D40zG2FZJ

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tomscott Well done, Microsoft. The new Edge browser is the fastest and cleanest way to download Chrome that I've ever seen.

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SPIEGELCaptions Tierarzt Göritz (l.) bei der Untersuchung eines betäubten Elefanten in Tansania: Nr. 12/2009, Personalien: Silvio Berlusconi

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@AceKatzi Als Name für deinen Account, meine ich. Schoss mir nur so in den Sinn.

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@AceKatzi Hattest du schon HerzenBrezelnSterne!Katzi? ;)

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ojahnn New favorite hello world message pic.twitter.com/cGuP1liRzr

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normative Gosh, good thing they didn't have any developer-authenticated security circumvention tools to steal. threatpost.com/fbi-quietly-ad…

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ojahnn Enjoying some more discussion rn on Slack. Feels good to not have to produce weird consonants all the time to communicate.

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Congratulations to all at – very exciting to watch!

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profjsb feeling = 'liking'
f"I'm {feeling} the new Formatted string literals in 3.6" pic.twitter.com/QfI3lVjyka

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Marlenehelene79 Wenn ich sage, es ist 1996, sagt Ihr "meine Freundin ist weg und bräunt sich" und nicht "da haben sich meine Eltern kennen gelernt", ok?!

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tullyhansen "One of the joys of bots is that you can go to sleep and you wake up and they've made something…" – @v21

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tullyhansen @staeiou Those of us not in London are hanging on Freenode in webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bots…

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ojahnn The V&A has an impressive history of showing digital art since the 1960s.

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ojahnn Frieder Nake taught a class I had in school, introduced me to the idea of generated poetry when I was 16 pic.twitter.com/1xQYojWLnP

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BooDooPerson OK now that the DECOY link has been retired, here's the REAL stream link: youtube.com/watch?v=KTPih7…

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Kommentar: WhatsApp hat geliefert - jetzt sind wir dran | heise online heise.de/newsticker/mel…

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FakeAPStylebook NOTE: "internet" is lowercase; "THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" is always all-caps

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If life so far has taught me one thing, it’s never to trust the claim “a video of the event will be available afterwards.”

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nsaphra @asayeed If you find yourself in NYC, the Museum of Food and Drink is like the opposite of that. They let you compare vanilla & vanillin!

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Es nennt sich Betonbos (Betonwald), aber es besteht doch größtenteils aus Holz. pic.twitter.com/VOFbAOZkA3

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Dear record companies, what is this "Album only" shit I keep seeing on Google Play? I'll go back to torrenting those tracks then.

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asayeed Not magical!!!! RT @MagicRealismBot: An economist becomes rich by selling the Internet.

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asayeed OK this is a bit more like it RT @MagicRealismBot: A naturopath steals lust and hides it inside an emerald shopping mall.

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Lotterleben Es ergeht folgender Beschluss: Ich werde Waldfee und das hier ist meine Dienstkleidung. asos.de/Needle-Thread-… pic.twitter.com/9E7026jKzj

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robert_we bester bot ever. noch besser als @Floskelwolke twitter.com/SPIEGELCaption…

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ojahnn Security staff: "I'm looking for sharp objects."
Me: "Sorry, I'm not carrying any."
Am I doing this right

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FastCompany Paris is redesigning its major intersections for pedestrians, not cars buff.ly/1XlxHZ4 pic.twitter.com/vgrutk68Ub

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labenzticker Watzum, das: Gesichtsausdruck eines Menschen, der zwar unfallfrei bis drei zählen kann, aber erstmals und unerwarte… labenz.texttheater.net/Watzum

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@spinfocl Geschedulet war, dass, aber nicht, was. :D

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SPIEGELCaptions Restaurierte Frauenkirchen-Kuppel: Glamour fast ganz im alten Stil

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Lotterleben Und der Preis für den besten Firmennamen des Monats geht an... # pic.twitter.com/3HXsTJY9WE

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AnikaNavaroli “Just like garbage in, garbage out, it’s unconstitutional factors in, unconstitutional score out.” Sonja Starr

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shanecelis The Graffiti is left as an exercise for the reader. pic.twitter.com/e9wdUH9PwF

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Investigating the Potential for Miscommunication Using Emoji | GroupLens grouplens.org/blog/investiga… via @grouplens

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MagicRealismBot A Chinese empress listens to a xylophone that plays every cat's meow ever heard in Thailand.

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@asayeed @dirk_hovy Ja, "einen Linguisten, den Peter," ist gut.

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@asayeed Nein, "übrigens ein Linguist" ist schon richtig. "übrigens einen Linguisten" klingt für mich etwas seltsam.

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pintsize73 Love this...🐱 pic.twitter.com/CrsgM7kwca

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ojahnn I got almost three hours of sleep! Now on my way to the bus to the train to the train to the train to London. \o/

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ojahnn Omg "I see humans acting stupid and repetitive in the wild, and I program a computer to be stupid, just like a human" - @tinysubversions

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SPIEGELCaptions Wal-Mart-Supermarkt bei Bristol: Durch und durch Gymnasium

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On page 254 of 288 of Pullern im Stehn, by Fil: ""flachufrige Tunke" goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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On page 212 of 288 of Pullern im Stehn, by Fil: "Gerd sprang mit der unguten Lockerheit e... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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BILD_Komposita Codesharing-Fantasie

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Do no evil - fear no evil - brook no evil

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On page 58 of 288 of Pullern im Stehn, by Fil: "ein bisschen aufgeregt, im Großen und Gan... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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Weltregierung Ihr kennt eine Rolltreppe? Ihr habt einen VLC Player aus Plastik?

Ihr habt einen Auftrag. pic.twitter.com/EQlAVAwlE3

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ojahnn In 2014 I made a robot selfie in the Tate Britain. I'll try making a human selfie at the same spot tomorrow twitter.com/ojahnn/status/…

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@spinfocl Wie der Hilfsschirm beim Fallschirm.

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SPIEGELCaptions Präsident Cardoso: Zubrot am Würstchengrill

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amyquispe Literally have ~99% of a degree, which is 0 degrees.

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amyquispe I've been flaky af lately and it's hard to forgive myself. I just keep overestimating my ability to even.

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amyquispe Looking forward to a major awards ceremony washing away all my tweets from this last night tbh.

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amyquispe What if this shit is just cleverly disguised targeted advertising??

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amyquispe This Drumpf thing is juvenile and xenophobic. And here I thought at least white americans could get away with non-Anglo last names.

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amyquispe Here's to all the accounts I have that require only a single factor that's already been broken but don't cause me any anxiety.

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amyquispe "Engagement" is much easier to measure than if you're doing anything valuable for your users.

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amyquispe "Addictive" is a poor user experience.

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amyquispe I want to submit this form but I'm stuck thinking up a fun fact about myself.

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amyquispe My browser autofills my employer as Quispe Labs and sometimes I change it.

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amyquispe VCs hire me I can be your snapchat strategy.

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amyquispe privilege is an important concept to understand but it's not the root of all evil. it's a consequence.

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amyquispe Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me if you're willing to relocate to San Francisco

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amyquispe how about instead of talking about how great it is to be part of the dominant group let's talk about dismantling oppressive systems?

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amyquispe and i really don't care if you "recognize" your privilege if it doesn't change anything.

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amyquispe Like blocking but augmented reality

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@amyquispe Yes. Still need to find the time to find back everything I faved since last you went dark.

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peterbreuer Inzwischen ist die erste Generation in Managerjobs, die ein Frühstücksbrot nur aufisst, wenn es in Autoform mit Bananenscheibenrädern ist.

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stavvers "Abolition" of sex work is but a euphemism for repressing sex workers

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Wiki_Irrtum Die sogenannte Heiratsurkunde der Kaiserin Theophanu ist ein Gesichtspiercing in der Wange.

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On page 30 of 288 of Pullern im Stehn, by Fil: "Die Welt ist witziger, wenn man die ganze... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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SPIEGELCaptions Gedenken an die: Phantastische Dummheit

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Rijmlijmer RT @inneroyackers: Zin om mijn zomerkleren boven te halen
Rijkswaterstaat: zwem niet in rivieren en kanalen!

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SPIEGELCaptions Unser Ziel ist klar: Karriere in Gefahr

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asayeed "The necessity of grammar and the gradience of linguistic judgements: colourless green ideas still do sleep furiously"

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When people don't check their email, the fun's over. dilbert.com/strip/2016-04-…

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ATBrokenNews Entlaufener Stier bringt das große Gähnen

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CurlOfGradient Have you considered that your preoccupation with productivity methods could mean you're not sure what you actually want to do?

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nsaphra John Brown's body lies a-mouldrin' in the grave, but his soul is willing to relocate to San Francisco.

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SPIEGELCaptions Wowereit-Herausforderer Rexrodt, Gysi: Traum vom eigenen Staat

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tinysubversions @texttheater @tullyhansen @ojahnn omg are we making a thing

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dehypotheses – Kooperative Digital Humanities im Kleinen texperimentales.hypotheses.org/1657

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RazulAllah Ich könnte heute Abend 1000 Wortspiele mit IS-Land machen. Wollt ihr?

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whispersystems WhatsApp's Signal Protocol integration is now complete. End to end encryption for everyone by default: whispersystems.org/blog/whatsapp-…

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Snowden In light of the same PM's next-day resignation, add this to the "list of things never to say in Iceland." twitter.com/AndriErlingsso…

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twotribes Google 2017: "We acquired this smart pacemaker company!"

Google 2020: "Sorry, we don't support it anymore, will shut down all old devices."

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kluepfel @Lotterleben C++ ist so was wie eine zweischneidige Schweizer Kettensäge, aber total interessant um es mal gesehen zu haben.

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@ojahnn Because whoever builds the larger wins. That’s how this works, right? ;D

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ojahnn I am insanely jealous that @texttheater's students made more bots for him than mine made for me.

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HaiIkBenEeenKu Met de bruine beer, in het grote blauwe huis, dat is ook wel baas.

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BerteltS17 Bertelt:
Ik houd van suiker
maar ook van suiker siroop
Ongelofelijk

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OnbedoeldeHaiku Vandaag ga ik wat \
mensen terug volgen... Weet \
alleen nog niet wie \
@TisssKempi

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haiku_m als het zo doorgaat, /
kom ik morgen de deur niet /
meer uit /
door @Nynkeex

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CrazyHaiku Soms zit ik de bus \
ofso dan heb ik opeens \
zin om te zingen \

Tweet door: @Giftyy_

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HaikuBanaan waarom smaakt cola /
uit een blikje anders dan /
cola uit een fles /

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Rhyming Dutch Twitterbots made by students in my Python class: @Rijmlijmer @def_rhymz @Rijmende_Tweets @Nachtegaaltjes1 @Trambanaan

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TwieTweets ikbendorinde ik haat mijn wekker
anit pff voel me weer niet zo lekker

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twieteam Mooi en ontroerend
Subtiel naar achter loerend

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Nachtegaaltjes1 Hey dj draai mijn favoriete regaeton
@stefanie_locaa hahaah, omg? Hey dit smaakt zo echt naar karton

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Rijmende_Tweets "Hans Borrel, hartelijk dank voor dit fantastische recept
Je weet nooit wat je kunt, tot je het geprobeerd hebt"

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def_rhymz Wat een lekker weertje
Kan gewoon voor een keertje.

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Rijmlijmer RT @vets_p: Hoe graag ik u zie das echt niet normaal
@esvanana Mooie invalshoek, goed en indringend verhaal!

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wellendonner "localkost:8080 - Regionales Essen für Hacker aus der DDR"

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astefanowitsch Serendipität, die. /cc @lasersushi @Fischblog pic.twitter.com/qqBAVedjpC

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_noujoum "An artist created a giant mural across 50 buildings in Cairo w/o the government noticing" techinsider.io/artist-el-seed… pic.twitter.com/yP2PexKYnY

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SPIEGELCaptions Gefährdete Arten: Nach zehn Jahren stoppen oder sterben sie

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SimonJGreenhill Great, unpublished, quote from @labov on the weirdness of having linguistic variation as a separate field. pic.twitter.com/v5mlgdX6t7

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WernerTwertzog Bohemianism/hipsterism is aestheticization of income inequality.

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@asayeed @MagicRealismBot There is some poem such that for every lobster some empress wants to write that poem about it, obviously.

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sturdyAlex The leak fuels a carefully constructed, confusing, they're-all-at-it narrative. Vague, general anger is entirely neutralising.

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Snowden reddit is legally prohibiting from discussing the Govt's secret gag order, but not @ACLU! reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment… twitter.com/AlexanderAbdo/…

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jemaleddin Seek/sought, peek/pought?

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emckean hey , who's gonna make a bot of unattested strong verb paradigms? twitter.com/jemaleddin/sta…

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On page 55 of 141 of A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess: "I heard the Ninth, last mov... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

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"Ich werde nie verstehen, warum..."

Übersetzung:

"Ich habe nie versucht zu verstehen, warum..."

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@texttheater „Pah, Schauspieler! Fünf Schals, und sie kratzen sich mit der linken Hand am rechten Ohr!“

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Outlook for Android has decided my name is Maryellen Ramos. ok.jpg

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asayeed To quote Tina Fey's character on 30 Rock, "I want to go to there."

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Herr_Rau "Wie bereits seit [langem] angekündigt" heißt oft: Tut uns leid, wir haben auch vergessen, an den Termin zu erinnern.

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guestrin Explanations for any classifier. Super important for & twitter.com/tqchenml/statu…

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Erbloggtes @texttheater Ich denke, das lässt sich verteidigen. Etwa damit, dass Rassismus den Schmähungscharakter gut deutlich macht. @spinfocl

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@Erbloggtes @spinfocl Für hatrs Empfinden anscheinend nicht genug. Die Frage ist auch, warum hat er sie überhaupt hervorgeholt?

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@Erbloggtes @spinfocl Das wäre nämlich auch m.E. für seine "Schmähkritik"-Illustration überhaupt nicht nötig gewesen.

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@Erbloggtes @spinfocl greifen, unter der eine ganze Gruppe von Menschen aufgrund dieser Gruppenzugehörigkeit ständig zu leiden hat.

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@Erbloggtes @spinfocl Wenn ich es richtig verstehe: Es ist rücksichtslos von Böhmermann, ausgerechnet in eine Kiste mit Beleidigungen zu

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@Erbloggtes @spinfocl Spielt das eine Rolle? Für hatrs Argument, meine ich?

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@Erbloggtes @spinfocl Daran fand ich problematisch, dass es *auf dem Rücken Unbeteiligter* mit rassistischen Klischees spielte.

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ojahnn @spinfocl @texttheater @Erbloggtes Klar gibts ne Alternative - fehlerfreies absolut zuverlässiges Natural Language Understanding. Hahahaha

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@spinfocl @ojahnn @Erbloggtes Obwohl: Extremfälle wie das Wort "Holocaust" zu blacklisten, damit könnte ich mich durchaus anfreunden.

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@spinfocl @ojahnn @Erbloggtes Halte ich für kein adäquates Mittel, zu viele false positives.

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ojahnn @texttheater @spinfocl @Erbloggtes Ist auch der Grund, warum @BILD_Komposita ohne Wortlisten läuft. twitter.com/BILD_Komposita…

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ojahnn @spinfocl @Erbloggtes @texttheater Ich finde diese Notizen über von @mewo2 gut: mewo2.com/notes/bot-ethi…

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@ojahnn @spinfocl @Erbloggtes Im Sinne der Parodie ist auch durchaus gewollt, dass man bei einigen Kombinationen "WTF" denkt.

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@ojahnn @spinfocl @Erbloggtes Die Bösartigkeit müsste sich also tatsächlich durch die Kombination ergeben.

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ojahnn @spinfocl @Erbloggtes @texttheater Es sollte nur klar erkennbar sein, dass der evtl verletzende Tweet von einem Bot stammt.

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@ojahnn @spinfocl @Erbloggtes @levudev Interessant, gibt es da Materialien online?

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@ojahnn @spinfocl Nebenbei: Ich wüsste gern, ob der "Spiegel-Doppelpunkt" und seine Interpretation schon mal vor Gericht war. ^^

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ojahnn @Erbloggtes @spinfocl @texttheater Nichts twittern, was *garantiert* verletzt. Bei evtl. versehentlichen Verletzungen entschuldigen.

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ojahnn @texttheater @Erbloggtes Geht mir mit @BILD_Komposita genauso.

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@Erbloggtes Womit der Bot seiner intendierten Botschaft gut gerecht wird. \o/

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@Erbloggtes Es scheint sich zu bestätigen: ob zufällig kombiniert oder manuell geschrieben, fürs Sinnmachen macht es kaum einen Unterschied.

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ojahnn It's week!!! My talk will be livestreamed around 5:40 (London time) on Saturday, if anyone's interested in watching!

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Erbloggtes @texttheater Gar keine Ironie. Die Quatsch-Kombinationen in Captions sind m.E. da ein Mittel, um Spannung aufzubauen. Mit dem "Hä?"-Effekt.

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Jedes Mal, wenn ich eine besonders absurde Bildunterschrift von @SPIEGELCaptions retweete, fürchte ich, dass es zufällig eine echte ist.

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Im Eifer des Gespechts

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frachtschaden Es zieht wie Spechtsuppe.

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frachtschaden Specht Ruprecht

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SPIEGELCaptions Die Sitzverteilung im Bundesrat: Lustvoll dämonisiert

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Two years ago I talked to functional programmers about logic programming. Slides and code now here: github.com/texttheater/a-…

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alqaeda I always think it’s sad that we have to be enemies when we agree on so many things. (cc: @replouiegohmert)

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Klarheit umperle meinen Geist!

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Wort des Tages: Entwachsenenspielzeug

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JessicaTripler Usual LeGuin said it better than I ever could. Listen: your lit fic full of pain pain pain is often banal, cliched: pic.twitter.com/kuHYJjTkxs

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astefanowitsch Was sagt ein Zoobesucher mit diplomatischer Immunität?

„Sah Tiere, darf alles.“

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WilmH "Wir beleuchten ausführlich die Eckpunkte..."
Wer, liebe @tagesschau, denkt sich so tolle Sätze bei euch aus?

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griotspeak Explain it to me like I am an adult capable of rigorous application of logic.

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kathrinpassig Gerade wiedergefunden: Drohungs-Slide aus dem Prokrastinationskurs an der ZHdK 2014 (war aber dann nicht nötig). pic.twitter.com/utQO1wLx2U

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yoavgo Every big problem in Deep Learning can be solved by picking another model component and dropping it at random.

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the_maki The Fleischerei Ringl Blues Explosion: "Rinderleber hamma leider nimma" (Extended Remix)

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SPIEGELCaptions Überschrift einer Pressemitteilung von NRW-Schulministerin: Die Jugend zum Blech-Drink locken

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drwyatte Deep Networks with Stochastic Depth. Filed under "So simple, why didn't anyone come up with this sooner?" arxiv.org/abs/1603.09382…

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NellieBowles I tried explaining Soylent to my mom and she was like, oh you mean Slimfast? I was like yes but now made by and for men, so we call it tech

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SPIEGELCaptions Slotervaarter Hilfspolizisten: Nichts verletzt sie so tief wie der Vorwurf, kein Urgewächs der Union zu sein

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