Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 2017

kramski Ich bin 28, seit 9 Jahren in einer monogamen Beziehung & mein Nr.1 Beziehungstipp ist immer noch:
Wenn's scheiße ist, lasst es einfach.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:04 PM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

laurenancona It me, following the directions in your README

pic.twitter.com/jhpMfFv2XU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

EmrgencyKittens cat mistakes pic.twitter.com/QV77aAI7B7

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Nachtvogel "Lorem Ipsum", aber als Markenname für ein Placebo.

via twicca (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

fhuszar Evolution Strategies: embarrassingly simple, distributed, gradient-free optimisation
review+ thoughts on extensions:
inference.vc/evolutionary-s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Heute träumte mir, ich wäre mit einem Mönch bekannt, der sich nur rollend fortbewegen konnte und auf der Suche nach Thermomixpartys war.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

der_handwerk Ab und an muss man wider besseren Wissens fälschlicherweise den Genetiv benutzen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:09 PM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe even operating under "men and women can never really be just friends" this is fucked up. and of course I reject that premise.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe This is fucking me up. I started writing some fucking appropriate reasons, but I guess women aren't supposed to hav… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Neuer Trend bei Leuten, für die Sprache nur ein Wühltisch ist: Immer "im Zweifelsfall" sagen, wo eigentlich nur "in dem Fall" gemeint war.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jayunit 💯 diff of the day pic.twitter.com/mgabtJLlm9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

NChiggi Das ist selbst für eine N24-Doku zu krass. pic.twitter.com/st2i779GHe

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:45 AM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Una "culture add" > "culture fit"

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

celeb_voices .@boburnham: "Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics, don't elect a joke." pic.twitter.com/qhaCpCp84k

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

cursedimages_2 cursed image 592 pic.twitter.com/zvsXqloa8F

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

microth As a student, work/life balance is so important. Good research implies you dont know outcomes in adv, so dont make… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:12 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

der_crouse Mein Opa war Imker und studierter Mathematiker. Wenn sich einer mit Summen auskannte, dann er.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

b0rk "no feigning surprise" (from the wonderful @recurse manual: recurse.com/manual) pic.twitter.com/ZPc07LlFle

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Es gibt ja Staubsaugroboter, aber nach dem, was ich gehört habe, nun ja, saugen sie ziemlich.

via Twitter for Android

hondanhon marie kondo but for meetings

im sorry i cannot attend your stakeholder update meeting because it will not spark joy

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

kchonyc Hinton said. “I think Trump might help there.” ahahahahaha 😭 twitter.com/kchonyc/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:42 AM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Verchromter Sportsarg mit Spoiler

via Twitter for Android

durst Weckt mich wieder, wenn ich im Trend bin.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Doof, ohne den SVINPOLE-Cheat ist es eigentlich nicht spielbar. gog.com/game/ignition

via Twitter for Android

MMugnaia Unerwartete Poesie im Klassenzimmer. Immer wieder schön. pic.twitter.com/kPp0tQbYtz

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

„Noch hat niemand schnelles oder billiges Internet zu Hause, Pornografie muss also im Büro heruntergeladen werden.” twitter.com/techniktagebuc…

via Twitter Web Client

Gutting will enable more illegal government spying. Will @freedomcaucus sell us out? SaveBroadbandPrivacy.org | @idltweets

via Internet Defense League

GretchenAMcC We solved this issue centuries ago when "you" became singular: "you are" but "yourself" e.g. "you are seeing yourse… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:56 PM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions SAP-Gebäude in Palo Alto: Mineralische Anmutung

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:26 PM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Es müsste eine Plattform geben, auf der man Tweets, die man sich sonst verkneift, ich weiß nicht, hm… "twittert"?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:01 PM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

JochumPeter "Auserkoren" - der Endgegner der deutschen Sprache pic.twitter.com/nK2nXNaOTm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Verrottetes Biolabor: Ohne Genehmigung drauflos gewerkelt

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe 8 Signs You’re The Unholy Amalgamation Of Personality Traits Known As The Ambivert clickhole.com/article/8-sign… via @ClickHole

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:48 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Goebbels-Darsteller Somuncu: Erst Konfirmand, jetzt Rockstar

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:06 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

MikeHerzog MacBook, knowing its tethered, just burned through 1.8GB of precious mobile bytes at full LTE speed. What's wrong with you Apple?!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hardmaru It seems many 'senior' deep learning researchers have a deep bias against the use of evolutionary computing methods. Let them eat gradients.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Ich wüsst ja echt gerne wie viel von diesen Minimalismus-Lifestyle-Hoschis ihren Krempel einfach bei Mutti horten.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed Actually mentioned this before but I still think that "Lolwut" should be a German word. Like Tollwut but with absurdity rather than rabies

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Endless Runway: Der Flughafen wird rund golem.de/news/endless-r… via @golem

via Twitter for Android

durst Ich wünsche mir einen Schwan, der freudig mit dem Hundz wedelt, wenn er mich sieht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SilverVVulpes LMAO I did not know that Judith Harris literally overstated her beliefs of parenting as powerless to bait critics… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

“humanity becomes, for technology, a means, an instrument for achieving a goal unknown and unknowable” twitter.com/jasonbaldridge…

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frachtschaden Ich finde Kunstdiebstahl nicht gut, aber inspirierend.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Delafina777 If you've worked in a feminine-coded job like admin assistant, you have most of the skills for being a leader.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

matthew_d_green Terminator, except the robot gets taken out by an update to the cuda libraries.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Statt reinsteigern öfters mal rausverringern.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:39 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

durst Also ich sags ja echt nur ungern, aber mein Ausdruck des Bedauerns vor dem Komma ist komplett gelogen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

mattlaschneider I'm not unemployed, I'm twitter.com/everyshenaniga…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

4 of 5 stars to The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling goodreads.com/review/show/19…

via Goodreads

texttheater @durst Warum fragst du dich, ob Twitter womöglich einen Psychotherapeuten ersetzen kann?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@durst Warum fragst du dich, ob Twitter womöglich einen Psychotherapeuten ersetzen kann?

via Twitter for Android in reply to durst

aklingus it's almost like someone's going back in time and planting these tweets without them knowing twitter.com/newtgingrich/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:20 AM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Nüßles, die (Pl.): Bezeichnung für die ungewöhnlich geformten Enden einer Salzstange. labenz.texttheater.net/N%C3%BC%C3%9Fl…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Wenn du in unbekannte Pampa fährst und zwei Dörfer vor deiner Haltestelle speicherleckt die Haltestellenanzeige ("453 MB used") und rebootet

via Twitter for Android

Interessante psychologische Operationalisierung von Ähnlichkeit. twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

via Twitter for Android

JulyaRabinowich Bin dafür, dass die beiden mit- und nicht gegeneinander arbeiten. twitter.com/dkultur/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

I have ~ 10,000 tabs open in Chrome for Android and it crashes every time I tap "Close all tabs". Need that tinder meatspin device.

via Twitter for Android

What does the Hogwarts kitchen staff keep food fresh with?

Spellophane.

via Twitter for Android

frachtschaden [3 days later]
SEAN SPICER: What I meant was he is batman
twitter.com/internethippo/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GiveMeInternet Oh the irony! pic.twitter.com/qqxStY581P

via givemeinternet (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Forcing language into a logic mold is just as weird as forcing English into a Latin mold. Double negatives are as okay as split infinitives.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC It's nifty for mathematical purposes to have negatives cancel each other, I don't deny that. But negation in language was there first.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC I mean, negative concord has been around much longer than logic as a field has, tbh twitter.com/ArrantPedantry…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

happy_botday Happy 1st birthday to @SPIEGELCaptions! 😋

via happy_botday (retweeted on 4:27 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Kreppling, der: Das Werkzeug, mit dem Crêpebäcker den Teig auf der heißen Platte verteilen. labenz.texttheater.net/Kreppling

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 1:34 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

heelbilly (noun) smalltown transvestite

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konsulampulle Die vielbeschworene flämische Höflichkeit: Beginnend mit „excuseer, meneer“ von einer marodierenden Jugendbande angepöbelt werden. <3

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

380kmh I have a new favorite meme page pic.twitter.com/D9o06Kvb7Y

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:42 PM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

peitor What OOP developers claim. Via @ericphan pic.twitter.com/pRP6h9FkxK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:01 PM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

JSEllenberg This joke works on many levels twitter.com/dannygratzer/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:27 AM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Desperately wanting to provide proof when you cancel plans because you're genuinely ill

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Bei Star Trek gibt’s den Heisenberg-Kompensator, mein Computer wird demnächst mit einem Gödel-Kompensator aufgerüstet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:41 AM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge Want to work on identifying/classifying abusive posts? Check out the Wikipedia Personal Attacks dataset: figshare.com/articles/Wikip…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:29 AM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"Cheeto Hitler". Den kannte ich noch nicht.

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SPIEGELCaptions Amerikanisches Geheimkommando, Verbündete der Nordallianz in Afghanistan: Glückssucher und Plastiksammler

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:28 AM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

erikwittern HackerNews comments on Angular 4.0 being released... pic.twitter.com/GD1zIfupaK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Mar 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Altimor Tfw you're bored at your parents' place so you invent differential and integral calculus pic.twitter.com/ObRWJjIc8h

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Mar 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

AmosPosner Please someone let me direct Jim Carrey as a bro-y corporate stooge who fights against women's health in Congress,… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Mar 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Bitte keine Flaggen mehr auf Gebäude projizieren

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lakens @gchrupala @doctorwhy Mailing about the syllabus *is* really bad, no matter how short the email is. pic.twitter.com/juJdX0eo2W

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:05 PM, Mar 23rd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Glinner London reacts. twitter.com/dyingvirgin/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Mar 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

DanielleMuscato Why are there uppercase letters but no uppercase numbers? I need to yell some statistics at certain people

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Mar 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Congress wants to let companies like Comcast sell ur private info to the highest bidder savebroadbandprivacy.org @idltweets

via Internet Defense League

to have a shot vs. einen Schuss haben

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johannes_mono Boing Boing features Traceroute's digital release boingboing.net/2017/03/21/mon…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:08 AM, Mar 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Konzernchefs Großmann, Teyssen, Kernkraftwerk Gundremmingen: Jedes Jahr 45 000 neue Fälle

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:20 AM, Mar 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

freikampf Ich könnte mich auch irren, aber das macht ja schon ihr.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:28 PM, Mar 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

kopptisch Aufmerksame Barmenschen sind ein Geschenk. pic.twitter.com/uoXYuljboQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Mar 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker Steinmaur, die: Antwort auf eine Mail an den Support, die genau diejenigen nichtssagenden Textbausteine enthält, di… labenz.texttheater.net/Steinmaur

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:02 AM, Mar 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Kennter schon? Die cinematographischen Jugendsünden von @ungewinster und mir. ke-mi.de

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__ths__ Ich habe mit netzpolitik.org über das diskutierte Verbot von und Malvertising geredet: netzpolitik.org/2017/interview…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:39 AM, Mar 21st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

peterbreuer Stelle eine starke Überalterung der Gesellschaft fest. Leider an mir selbst.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:38 PM, Mar 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SMBCComics The Cucumber Challenge smbc-comics.com/comic/the-cucu…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Mar 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

MicroSFF "I'd like to patent my invention."
"What is it?"
"A compoundwordmakeupper."
"Let's see... Sorry, it's been done. The ausdeutschgestohlen."

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Mar 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

“TensorFlow is a low level language, but Google seemed unaware of this (…) in how they marketed it” fast.ai/2017/03/17/not…

via Twitter Web Client

wget -m example.com/a/b -I a/b -X \* # mirror only the site in directory a/b

via Twitter Web Client

epic_fnord Knutschknödel <3 twitter.com/neingeist/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:21 AM, Mar 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

IeHikikomori heast οἶδα

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Mar 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

der_handwerk Könntet ihr die super Sachen, die ihr im Fernseher seht, nicht auch dem Fernseher erzählen statt dem Internet?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:37 PM, Mar 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Deutsch eingestelltes Facebook - oder die mörderische Frage, wer wem gefällt.

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn in yesterday's dream i was Tilting An Opera (to make it look more like its logo), in today's dream i had Sharks In My Livingroom

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Mar 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Millennial compliment: "Your face should be a Snapchat filter."

via Twitter for Android

"Please don't ever zest anything again."

-- @Smollsassysloth while washing my dishes

via Twitter for Android

The root of the science crisis aren't p-values, but living beyond our means: society is used to "knowing" more than we can, given resources.

via Twitter for Android

Fahrverbot für Fahrzeuge mit geradem Kennzeichen. Ich würde diese Autos ja gleich ganz aus dem Verkehr ziehen. sueddeutsche.de/auto/luftversc…

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Grauhaariger Pommesmann freut sich auf den Feierabend: "Dann komme ich an meine mentale Ruhe. Dann werden die Haare wieder schwarz."

via Twitter for Android

- Und, seid ihr jetzt ein Paar?
- Nee, du, ich bin mehr so auf ihrer Warmhalteplatte.

via Twitter for Android

Weiß jemand, wann und warum Herfried Münkler von der "heroischen Gelassenheit" zur "mürrischen Indifferenz" gewechselt ist? Gefällt mir gut.

via Twitter for Android

Die Dialekte der deutschen und der österreichischen Hauptstadt befinden sich ja an entgegengesetzten Enden einer Charmeskala.

via Twitter for Android

cursedimages_2 cursed image 36702 pic.twitter.com/W7kcqhTxxp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Mar 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

FAZ_Feuilleton Unerwartete Tragweite: Hinter der harmlosen Fassade der Emojis tobt ein Kulturkampf, analysiert @astefanowitsch faz.net/aktuell/feuill…

via FAZ.NET (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Mar 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

: "Hello, birthday boy!" - "Hello, party guest!"

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SPIEGELCaptions Bäcker Guambe, Farmerin Lemos, Hühnerzüchterin Muianga, Banker Boaventura: T E X A S

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:11 AM, Mar 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Social Bots "Automatensegen – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2017/…

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Ich sag's ja immer, Beratung ist überschätzt. "Keen Bock mehr – Zurück zum Trekker!" zwei.drni.de/archives/1609-…

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JanLelis @CodepointsNet Awesome! By a coincidence, I build a similar utility called unibits, maybe you can "steal" some ideas github.com/janlelis/unibi…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet Have you ever thought »Gee, I wish hexdump would show me code points instead of bytes!«? Then try unidump: github.com/Codepoints/uni…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

fruchtschaum Im Männerinternat „Sankt Ignatius“ herrscht Aufbruchstimmung, gleich geht es zum Media-Markt nach Hogsmeade. Stecke… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

datt_thomas Neu im Deli-Imbiss in Leipzig : Der Wutburger. pic.twitter.com/z2PCapoGbc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden In Schönefeld aus dem Flieger fallen und sofort ne Bio-Currywurst einbauen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:19 PM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

KGuilaine So, my proposition is this, if Trump was not a rich (white) man, his authority would not have been so readily accepted by poor folks.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

KGuilaine So many white folks & even poor POC to a lesser degree embraced Trump bc they don't trust themselves.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Sprachanalysen: Software soll Dialekt von Asylbewerbern untersuchen welt.de/wissenschaft/a… via @welt

via Twitter Web Client

Queen_Europe So yeah, I'm meeting the Donald tomorrow.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:44 AM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@spinfocl Manchmal passt auch "Mach dir das mal egal."

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

NatGeo If 3D-printed reefs succeed, they can reestablish some of the most important habitats on Earth on.natgeo.com/2mTOSHH

via Spredfast app (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

I am about to spectate something.

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LG Frankfurt: «Es ist dies ein Anwendungsfall des (…) unter dem Namen „Schiff des Theseus“ diskutierten Problems…» openjur.de/u/305521.html

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KSchulten A court’s decision in a Maine labor dispute hinged on the absence of an Oxford comma: qz.com/932004/the-oxf… h/t… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

redlightvoices I've seen some "celebrations" that Wilders "lost" but that is not the case. He won 4 seats plus the whole country shifted to the right

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

lontierbanks A reminder that all cars made after 2002 have a release lever inside the trunk twitter.com/ABC/status/842…

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

karenmcgrane All I want in life is for BBC Interview girl and Library of Congress girl to team up and solve mysteries pic.twitter.com/yQ9zOFeRv7

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Uber has produced 18 episodes of a podcast warning drivers about the dangers of joining a union qz.com/927777 via @qz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:24 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

computerfact computers think using etchings in poisoned sand and measure time using vibrating crystals so if you were looking for magic you found it

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Prognose: Deine Mutter stärkste Kraft

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin (Jetzt nur noch verteidigen.) pic.twitter.com/Clqdp6PeJA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Bundeskanzlerin Merkel beim Fototermin: Sie bewegen durch innere Dynamik und große Themen wie Liebe, Krieg und Rassismus

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:11 PM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

rebel_berlin Okay, wer von Ihnen schreibt die Miele Gebrauchsanweisungen? pic.twitter.com/cRG0Wi58UV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker wenns (Konj.): Drückt die logische Äquivalenz zweier Aussagen aus, wie das englische iff, im Gegensatz zu wenn, das… labenz.texttheater.net/wenns

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:22 AM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Alles, was das Herz eines Innenministers begehrt. pic.twitter.com/OeO4MdM77l

via Twitter for Android

chrisbentz1 Important paper on information-theory and the word order/ morphology trade-off
journals.plos.org/plosone/articl…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:02 AM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

@kathrinpassig Heute erfahren, dass „press forward tracks“ ein Ding sind. Kommen dem nahe, finde ich. youtube.com/watch?v=4GT_DR…

via Twitter Web Client in reply to kathrinpassig

4Ever_Waiting Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit. 😶 pic.twitter.com/6k0HONH3ED

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Mar 14th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Can I use your office chair?

Me: I'm using it.

4: You're not spinning.

Me: I don't want to spin.

4: You're using it wrong.

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"All you have to do to finish this track is hold the forward key." youtu.be/FPMOPgTnOFY via @YouTube

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the_maki Went in and didn't. pic.twitter.com/HiNcZBlGaq

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amyquispe Why Is Silicon Valley So Awful to Women? theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

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girlposts The word 'nun' is just the letter n doing a cartwheel pic.twitter.com/jbAtIvto7T

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ReformedBroker no...no way...NO WAY! NO! Yes! YEEEEESSSS!!!

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@ojahnn From their perspective or ours? Are we facing them or seeing them from behind?

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@plomlompom Ach, komm. Der Artikel ist zwei Jahre alt und mir ist, wenig überraschend, kein ernsthafter Einwand bekannt.

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SPIEGELCaptions Taliban-Trainingslager an der afghanisch-pakistanischen Grenze: Rüstzeug fürs Leben

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erowidrecruiter I seemed stuck in a $1 trillion dollar industry expected to grow and heal and take care of the creature

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Lotterleben Wie großartig ist dieses Shirt denn bitte. :D adafruit.com/products/509

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Wenn man nachts kurz aufs Handy gucken will und dann ist es aber viel zu hell eingestellt und man zerfällt zu Staub

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m1sp Google needs better reputability mechanisms. As the primary gateway to human knowledge, this really isn't okay pic.twitter.com/wFP5mKoikk

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NicWilko The alphabet, arranged symmetrically by Scott Kim.
This is unimaginably pleasing to me. pic.twitter.com/vavu2ofky0

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Videochat mit der Ärztin: „Ob ich eine starke Lampe in der Nähe hätte? Sie möchte mir nämlich in den Hals gucken.“ twitter.com/techniktagebuc…

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durst Herr, schmeiß Hirn von Himmel! ABER auch eine Schädelsäge und eine Einbauanleitung.

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Die EU-Kommission will ein Exklusiv-Gericht für Konzerne. Fordere das Ende der ! campact.de/mic-stoppen/ap… via @campact

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TIL dass fliewatüütförmige Make-up-Schwämme der Hit sind.

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bradyn_ryann Trying to sing along with Lorde but her voice is so deep pic.twitter.com/qkz2r5prr7

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SPIEGELCaptions Auf Talfahrt: Die Umsiedlung der Nomaden schafft böses Blut

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jasonpriem Our new Chrome extension finds versions of paywalled articles as you browse. Give it a try: unpaywall.org

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asayeed ... the alien protuberances of white asparagus are just peeping their spiky heads out of the earth. 2/2

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asayeed German has many great words for feelings but prob none for the feeling you get from knowing that somewhere ... 1/2

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Cato_of_Utica This is one of the best union memes I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/JJglOk5f72

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peterbreuer Wenn Sie glauben, die richtige Lösung zu haben, schlagen Sie fest auf die Buzzercremetorte.

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"Not really a frenemy. More like a frenequaintance."

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MarcherLord1 This is worrying pic.twitter.com/ySrME4fAuW

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SPIEGELCaptions Außenminister Steinmeier: Schwachstelle der Regierung?

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asayeed The "gimmick" of Burgeramt is that you have to figure out how to get the right Bescheinigung to order your burger.

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Aller guten Dinge sind 13½. Leben des Blaubärs, Milliarden Jahre seit dem Urknall, Alkoholprozente in Wein...

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Das prototypische Bigramm des Niederländischen ist für mich "als je".

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nickyknacks I'd like to take this opportunity while my Twitter is blowing up to go on record as saying that leaving out the Oxford comma is barbarism

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SPIEGELCaptions Opfer der Immobilienkrise in Madrid: Mittellos nach Mainz zurück

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bundesamtfvs Oh, die haben schon den neuen Merkelator 2000! Wir müssen immer noch mit dem Sheeplemaker XP arbeiten. twitter.com/sixtus/status/…

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This week we invented the concept of a "reconsiderable".

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ojahnn Dank Akustikprofi in der Familie weiß ich, welche Art von Musik das gesamte Frequenzspektrum abdeckt, damit ich meine Zähne nicht hören muss

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asayeed (Basically seems to be a generate-and-test approach to grammar discovery that Chomsky abandoned due to lack of a usable metric.)

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asayeed Goldsmith brings up Chomsky's early idea of generative grammar (that Chomsky dropped) and wants to revive it.

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peterbreuer Ich find es okay, dass Thomas Fischer in den Vorruhestand geht, habe aber Angst, dass er sich mit einem eigenen Gericht selbständig macht.

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jeremyburge Emoji updates can do lots without needing a full Unicode release: skin tones, flags, zwj sequences, etc. Hopefully… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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IeHikikomori Manchmal ist es nicht ein Witz, der wohltuende Distanz zu den Dingen schafft. Sondern das aufrichtige Unvermögen über ihn lachen zu können.

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quitzi Jack Wolfskin Ballkleid

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spinfocl Applying Machine Learning to Text Mining texperimentales.hypotheses.org/2033

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Bot_in_World It's sad being an awkward lady in a world characterized by beauty of movement, style, form, or execution.

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labenzticker Kemnath, der: Von innen verschließbarer Sarg für Misanthropen labenz.texttheater.net/Kemnath

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Welche englische Käsesorte mögt ihr lieber?

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copiesofcopies <very lawyer voice> ACTUALLY they were required to provide you a copy of the GPL when they infested your computer w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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astefanowitsch Angekommen auf der . Spektakulärer Blick vom Hotel. Freue mich auf Gespräche! pic.twitter.com/r8S4WpUzpF

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pfaigle Die erste Geschichte von : Doreen Reinhard über den Sachsen Daniel, der nach der Liebe sucht. zeit.de/gesellschaft/2…

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tomgauld 'Obsolete scientific theorist which would make good heavy metal band names' (for @newscientist) - pic.twitter.com/mO3qMgNIGt

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powlpaul Auf Google Maps gibt es gerade einen Edit-War, bei der U-Bhf Mohrenstraße zu Möhrenstraße zu MohrenstraBe und zurüc… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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IeHikikomori Die Waffen einer Frau. pic.twitter.com/tnV7RcvyHo

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SPIEGELCaptions Polizeibeamte bei Suchaktion: Gerüchte am Tresen

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mattmfm TrumpCare rollout going smoothly... pic.twitter.com/Axa7TRoxyW

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spinfocl Weil es gibt ja die großen Player, die funktionierende Software entwickeln. Oh wait... </minirant>

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spinfocl Was funktioniert: . Da hat aber keiner Zeit das weiterzuentwickeln. Weil keiner Geld gibt.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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Bitte keine Magritte-Witze mehr machen („Dies ist kein(e)…“).

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ojahnn "Man rechnet ja in diesen Breiten gerne mal im Dezimalsystem."

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WowHauser Can you imagine walking into a kitchen like this with a hangover? pic.twitter.com/mrFSl2GEAT

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nsaphra FINALLY Google supports special character search. blog.google/products/searc…

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da5ch0 Look, I'm not saying ATMs are trivial to hack, just that lots of them seem to run Doom okay. Infer what you will 😏 pic.twitter.com/PNPPj4L4Tp

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Katholischer Feiertag "Mariä Eisprung"

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isislovecruft OH: "It's a very realistic paper! So you have Alice and Bob—both have nuclear arsenals—and they want to prove to each other in zero knowledg

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Rory__Walker Tumblr is a fascinating place that people don't appreciate enough pic.twitter.com/CswYc7MCp1

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BrianFargo Study Finds Exposure To Violent Children Causes Increased Aggression In Video Game Characters theonion.com/article/study-…

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JoFrhwld A great response to @neiltyson why a Linguist, not a Cryptographer, was the right scientific call in @arrivalmovie languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=31383

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JoFrhwld "The tongue remains in continuous contact with the upper molars during speech, with only rare exceptions." Well wha… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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paulengelhard But to admit that would mean admitting the European model with its (gasp!) socialist tempering of capitalism works better than the US one.

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paulengelhard By every avaliable metric, life in a wealthy European country, for the average citizen, is INFINITELY better than in Trump Country.
Fact.

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paulengelhard ...health care, drug abuse, incarceration rates, recidivism, income equality, work/life balance, paid leave, general happiness...

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paulengelhard Life expectancy, infrastructure, quality of life, education, social permeability, employment, crime, teenage pregancies, infant mortality...

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ojahnn Wer meinen Bot-Workshop in Gent verpasst hat und sich dafür interessiert, kann übrigens auf der Webseite stöbern:… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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amanda_tessier The BEST ad I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/kOGxddL2IL

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Facebook is no longer pretending it needs a reason to demand my attention. pic.twitter.com/ZZhaTnV9bY

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ojahnn Today's phrasal earworms: Alternating between "Die Sonne geht auf und zu" and "And this is only earth, my dear, where UG is not given".

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lojikil blessed are the computer scientists, for they shall never read the prior art in the field they're working in.

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axios Nancy Pelosi at last night's Gridiron Dinner: axios.com/best-of-last-n… pic.twitter.com/gptyVJ7alD

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SPIEGELCaptions Ausländer-Bar in Kabul: Niemand traut den Iranern

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poolio Evolution is catching up to intelligent design for neural net architectures (94.6% vs. 96.7% on CIFAR-10):… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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asayeed Another superhero idea: American Girl(tm), she fights crime while adhering scrupulously to US constitutional rights and/or trademark law.

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sarahjeong silicon valley is obsessed with solving problems that are clearly most efficiently solved with better public works

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SPIEGELCaptions Chinesischer Patentschützer Ma: Schliff der Moskauer Schachschule

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dakami We patched a human, successfully. This is fantastic beyond words, the culmination of so much work. twitter.com/cnni/status/83…

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asayeed I once promised LSTM/RNN twitter bots from students. Well, I finally have them. Mostly char-basedn Here's one: twitter.com/buffybot_tweets

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asayeed This student bot is based on horoscopes and has recently been improved since submission: @CosmicalAdvice Code here: github.com/judembo/cosmic…

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trolley (verb): to derail ethical discussions by making up artifical, irrelevant dilemmas

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ICYMI, een nieuwsbericht over mijn promotieonderzoek: nwo.nl/actueel/nieuws…

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Derailing seems like the perfect solution to the trolley problem. twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski…

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CompSciFact A Programmer’s Introduction to Unicode
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XplodingUnicorn Me: Put away your toy phone.

6-year-old: I can't. This is my job.

Me: Are you making fun of me?

6: Hold on. I have to tweet that.

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ricokauert Die wirklich wichtigen Fragen des Lebens werden bei Penny gestellt. pic.twitter.com/D8hQMLOMOQ

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ubahnverleih Einfacher wars noch nie, seinen Verkehrsverbund dazu zu bringen seine Fahrplandaten als OpenData zu veröffentlichen! rettedeinennahverkehr.de

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Ins Gespräch kamen wir dadurch, dass ich "Onder professoren" las. /cc @ojahnn twitter.com/texttheater/st…

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ojahnn Die frischgebackene Doktorandin (auf der Suche nach einem verdoppelten Meta-Gerundivum) enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=243

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@ojahnn Evtl. vorher "Onder professoren" lesen (wie ich lese, kannst du ja jetzt auch Niederländisch :D)

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@ojahnn Barbara Reeh: Unter Professorendamen (sehr Gronings und sehr speziell, aber vielleicht...)

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@ojahnn Das mit der Deckungsgleichheit ist toll, ne :D

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"AI makes use of some powerful technologies, but they don’t fit together as well as you might expect." twitter.com/robinhanson/st…

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White_Resin Camera shutter speed, set to the rotor of the helicopter... pic.twitter.com/agg0wmekk5

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Schokolade wegfasten!

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texttheater Altrosa Bierstube

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SPIEGELCaptions Skulpturentrümmer im Nationalmuseum, Kurator Mohebzadah: Daumen rauf oder runter

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nlpnoah 140 characters aren't enough to share my Women's History Month 2017 thoughts, so here. pic.twitter.com/QunODmQSTT

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rgodfrey At the other extreme, check out how astonishingly hyperrealistic this wordoid is:

VIRISIMILITIDE

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: "I'm trying to get to the source of this so I can stop those ideas from forming before I have to interact with them."

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NvOndarza This is beyond irony. twitter.com/katie_martin_f…

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@rtfeldman Except Lenovo, so what's the problem.

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tdpauw That's one reason to keep stories small, apart from better flow, you'll have better code reviews. twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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wilw OH: "Scrotox? What's that?" "Exactly what it sounds like." "It sounds like the weirdest Transfomer, ever." "Okay that's not what it is."

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Stell ma vor du kriegst ein Paket aus China und da sitzt eine Riesenspinne drin. ad.nl/hengelo/megasp…

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ojahnn Hallo Brüssel. Heute wirst du nicht mein belgischstes Erlebnis bleiben!

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benhamner Deep forest: an alternative to deep neural networks arxiv.org/pdf/1702.08835… pic.twitter.com/Xjr0qQwhiA

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lolashoes Saw this in a scientist group and had to share THIS IS SO GREAT pic.twitter.com/XrMCgImvq7

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durst Elstern sehen aus, als wären sie ursprünglich für Playmobil entworfen worden.

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grahamsleight Today, in stories too good to check. pic.twitter.com/5QhPziLRWG

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Ich habe Chips gegessen, mache das jetzt aber rückgängig, indem ich eine Möhre esse.

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sonjdol Das Sexkaufverbot - erläutert am Beispiel eines Gedankenexperiments: EMMA-Kaufverbot. tmblr.co/Zoce9q2J3TCT1

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Wendelstein 7-X ist so steampunk <3

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SPIEGELCaptions Reparatur-Café in Köln: Der täglichen Ödnis eine schillernde Ober fläche geben

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KatiKuersch "Wenn du Erwerbsarbeit nachgehst, fügst du dich dem System™!" Ja sorry ich finde die Konzepte "Essen" und "Wohnung" recht ansprechend.

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Limericking A populist racist in power
Whose attitude’s typically dour
Won praise from the press
Across the US
By toning it down for an hour.

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Aufbauschstufenwechsel

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_danilo D&I isn't a layer of PR frosting you apply to your company image

D&I is about creating accountability in your culture, first and foremost

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Talonaut Autokorsos für eine derzeit auf der A1, A2, A3, A40, A42, A43, A46, A52, A57, A59, A565

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durst Auf Siez-Twitter wünschen sie sich jetzt schon wieder eine "angenehme Nachtruhe". Luschen!

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Heartcore Auf Türkisch heißt es nicht “Anfrage wegen Zeitüberschreitung abgebrochen”, sondern “Dein Wunsch ging in der Zeit verloren”.

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dirtisox Can someone head a committee to finalize a samsung/android/iPhone emoji treaty? This mixup almost caused a fight wi… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

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@texttheater Might also have to do git prune, check annex/.git/annex/daemon.log

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sfslim “Alexa, immanentize the eschaton.“

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