The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 2017

RT @kramski: Ich bin 28, seit 9 Jahren in einer monogamen Beziehung & mein Nr.1 Beziehungstipp ist immer noch:
Wenn's scheiße ist, lasst es…

via Twitter for Android

laurenancona It me, following the directions in your README

pic.twitter.com/jhpMfFv2XU

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

EmrgencyKittens cat mistakes pic.twitter.com/QV77aAI7B7

via Buffer (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @Nachtvogel: "Lorem Ipsum", aber als Markenname für ein Placebo.

via Twitter for Android

RT @fhuszar: Evolution Strategies: embarrassingly simple, distributed, gradient-free optimisation
review+ thoughts on extensions:
https://t…

via Twitter for Android

RT @durst: Heute träumte mir, ich wäre mit einem Mönch bekannt, der sich nur rollend fortbewegen konnte und auf der Suche nach Thermomixpar…

via Twitter for Android

RT @der_handwerk: Ab und an muss man wider besseren Wissens fälschlicherweise den Genetiv benutzen.

via Twitter for Android

amyquispe even operating under "men and women can never really be just friends" this is fucked up. and of course I reject that premise.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:05 PM, Mar 30th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @amyquispe: This is fucking me up. I started writing some fucking appropriate reasons, but I guess women aren't supposed to have careers…

via Twitter for Android

RT @durst: Neuer Trend bei Leuten, für die Sprache nur ein Wühltisch ist: Immer "im Zweifelsfall" sagen, wo eigentlich nur "in dem Fall" ge…

via Twitter for Android

RT @NChiggi: Das ist selbst für eine N24-Doku zu krass. https://t.co/st2i779GHe

via Twitter for Android

RT @Una: "culture add" > "culture fit"

via Twitter for Android

celeb_voices .@boburnham: "Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics, don't elect a joke." pic.twitter.com/qhaCpCp84k

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

cursedimages_2 cursed image 592 pic.twitter.com/zvsXqloa8F

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:14 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @microth: As a student, work/life balance is so important. Good research implies you dont know outcomes in adv, so dont make your life d…

via Twitter for Android

der_crouse Mein Opa war Imker und studierter Mathematiker. Wenn sich einer mit Summen auskannte, dann er.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

b0rk "no feigning surprise" (from the wonderful @recurse manual: recurse.com/manual) pic.twitter.com/ZPc07LlFle

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Es gibt ja Staubsaugroboter, aber nach dem, was ich gehört habe, nun ja, saugen sie ziemlich.

via Twitter for Android

hondanhon marie kondo but for meetings

im sorry i cannot attend your stakeholder update meeting because it will not spark joy

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Mar 29th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @kchonyc: Hinton said. “I think Trump might help there.” ahahahahaha 😭 https://t.co/tc7rSosYgY

via Twitter for Android

Verchromter Sportsarg mit Spoiler

via Twitter for Android

durst Weckt mich wieder, wenn ich im Trend bin.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Doof, ohne den SVINPOLE-Cheat ist es eigentlich nicht spielbar. gog.com/game/ignition

via Twitter for Android

RT @MMugnaia: Unerwartete Poesie im #DaZ Klassenzimmer. Immer wieder schön. https://t.co/kPp0tQbYtz

via Twitter Web Client

„Noch hat niemand schnelles oder billiges Internet zu Hause, Pornografie muss also im Büro heruntergeladen werden.” https://t.co/Eyo2eIS1mk

via Twitter Web Client

Gutting will enable more illegal government spying. Will @freedomcaucus sell us out? SaveBroadbandPrivacy.org | @idltweets

via Internet Defense League

RT @GretchenAMcC: We solved this issue centuries ago when "you" became singular: "you are" but "yourself" e.g. "you are seeing yourself". S…

via Twitter for Android

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: SAP-Gebäude in Palo Alto: Mineralische Anmutung

via Twitter for Android

RT @durst: Es müsste eine Plattform geben, auf der man Tweets, die man sich sonst verkneift, ich weiß nicht, hm… "twittert"?

via Twitter for Android

JochumPeter "Auserkoren" - der Endgegner der deutschen Sprache pic.twitter.com/nK2nXNaOTm

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Verrottetes Biolabor: Ohne Genehmigung drauflos gewerkelt

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @amyquispe: 8 Signs You’re The Unholy Amalgamation Of Personality Traits Known As The Ambivert https://t.co/9jDugUiN9F via @clickhole

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Goebbels-Darsteller Somuncu: Erst Konfirmand, jetzt Rockstar

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:06 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

MikeHerzog MacBook, knowing its tethered, just burned through 1.8GB of precious mobile bytes at full LTE speed. What's wrong with you Apple?!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:23 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

hardmaru It seems many 'senior' deep learning researchers have a deep bias against the use of evolutionary computing methods. Let them eat gradients.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:13 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @Lotterleben: Ich wüsst ja echt gerne wie viel von diesen Minimalismus-Lifestyle-Hoschis ihren Krempel einfach bei Mutti horten.

via Twitter Web Client

asayeed Actually mentioned this before but I still think that "Lolwut" should be a German word. Like Tollwut but with absurdity rather than rabies

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Endless Runway: Der Flughafen wird rund https://t.co/kMQO81JxyO via @golem

via Twitter for Android

RT @durst: Ich wünsche mir einen Schwan, der freudig mit dem Hundz wedelt, wenn er mich sieht.

via Twitter for Android

RT @SilverVVulpes: LMAO I did not know that Judith Harris literally overstated her beliefs of parenting as powerless to bait critics https:…

via Twitter Web Client

“humanity becomes, for technology, a means, an instrument for achieving a goal unknown and unknowable” #SelfishMeme https://t.co/gWD4HjgnhY

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Ich finde Kunstdiebstahl nicht gut, aber inspirierend.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Delafina777 If you've worked in a feminine-coded job like admin assistant, you have most of the skills for being a leader.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:41 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

matthew_d_green Terminator, except the robot gets taken out by an update to the cuda libraries.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @frachtschaden: Statt reinsteigern öfters mal rausverringern.

via Twitter for Android

durst Also ich sags ja echt nur ungern, aber mein Ausdruck des Bedauerns vor dem Komma ist komplett gelogen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Mar 27th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

4 of 5 stars to The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling https://t.co/0kaAfxokWV

via Goodreads

RT @texttheater: @durst Warum fragst du dich, ob Twitter womöglich einen Psychotherapeuten ersetzen kann?

via Twitter for Android

@durst Warum fragst du dich, ob Twitter womöglich einen Psychotherapeuten ersetzen kann?

via Twitter for Android in reply to durst

RT @aklingus: it's almost like someone's going back in time and planting these tweets without them knowing https://t.co/6iX8eM4Blo

via Twitter for Android

RT @labenzticker: Nüßles, die (Pl.): Bezeichnung für die ungewöhnlich geformten Enden einer Salzstange. https://t.co/8z5zCNdPI7

via Twitter for Android

Wenn du in unbekannte Pampa fährst und zwei Dörfer vor deiner Haltestelle speicherleckt die Haltestellenanzeige ("453 MB used") und rebootet

via Twitter for Android

Interessante psychologische Operationalisierung von Ähnlichkeit. https://t.co/3Jl2ne8mkV

via Twitter for Android

RT @JulyaRabinowich: Bin dafür, dass die beiden mit- und nicht gegeneinander arbeiten. https://t.co/0XVQMvUgtb

via Twitter for Android

I have ~ 10,000 tabs open in Chrome for Android and it crashes every time I tap "Close all tabs". Need that tinder meatspin device.

via Twitter for Android

What does the Hogwarts kitchen staff keep food fresh with?

Spellophane.

via Twitter for Android

RT @frachtschaden: [3 days later]
SEAN SPICER: What I meant was he is batman
https://t.co/RZ1vh8DQ8n

via Twitter for Android

GiveMeInternet Oh the irony! pic.twitter.com/qqxStY581P

via givemeinternet (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Forcing language into a logic mold is just as weird as forcing English into a Latin mold. Double negatives are as okay as split infinitives.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC It's nifty for mathematical purposes to have negatives cancel each other, I don't deny that. But negation in language was there first.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @GretchenAMcC: I mean, negative concord has been around much longer than logic as a field has, tbh https://t.co/D3WXsVdYIR

via Twitter for Android

RT @labenzticker: Kreppling, der: Das Werkzeug, mit dem Crêpebäcker den Teig auf der heißen Platte verteilen. https://t.co/sIa7p9sjdS

via Twitter for Android

heelbilly (noun) smalltown transvestite

via Twitter for Android

RT @konsulampulle: Die vielbeschworene flämische Höflichkeit: Beginnend mit „excuseer, meneer“ von einer marodierenden Jugendbande angepöbe…

via Twitter for Android

peitor What OOP developers claim. Via @ericphan pic.twitter.com/pRP6h9FkxK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:01 PM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Desperately wanting to provide proof when you cancel plans because you're genuinely ill

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Mar 25th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @texttheater: Bei Star Trek gibt’s den Heisenberg-Kompensator, mein Computer wird demnächst mit einem Gödel-Kompensator aufgerüstet.

via Twitter for Android

RT @jasonbaldridge: Want to work on identifying/classifying abusive posts? Check out the Wikipedia Personal Attacks dataset: https://t.co/E…

via Twitter for Android

"Cheeto Hitler". Den kannte ich noch nicht.

via Twitter for Android

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Amerikanisches Geheimkommando, Verbündete der Nordallianz in Afghanistan: Glückssucher und Plastiksammler

via Twitter for Android

erikwittern HackerNews comments on Angular 4.0 being released... pic.twitter.com/GD1zIfupaK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Mar 24th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Altimor Tfw you're bored at your parents' place so you invent differential and integral calculus pic.twitter.com/ObRWJjIc8h

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Mar 24th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @AmosPosner: Please someone let me direct Jim Carrey as a bro-y corporate stooge who fights against women's health in Congress, only to…

via Twitter Web Client

Bitte keine Flaggen mehr auf Gebäude projizieren

via Twitter Web Client

RT @lakens: @gchrupala @doctorwhy Mailing about the syllabus *is* really bad, no matter how short the email is. https://t.co/juJdX0eo2W

via Twitter for Android

DanielleMuscato Why are there uppercase letters but no uppercase numbers? I need to yell some statistics at certain people

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Mar 22nd, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Congress wants to let companies like Comcast sell ur private info to the highest bidder savebroadbandprivacy.org @idltweets

via Internet Defense League

to have a shot vs. einen Schuss haben

via Twitter Web Client

RT @johannes_mono: Boing Boing features Traceroute's digital release https://t.co/15kWUa8TlE

via Twitter for Android

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Konzernchefs Großmann, Teyssen, Kernkraftwerk Gundremmingen: Jedes Jahr 45 000 neue Fälle

via Twitter for Android

RT @freikampf: Ich könnte mich auch irren, aber das macht ja schon ihr.

via Twitter Web Client

RT @labenzticker: Steinmaur, die: Antwort auf eine Mail an den Support, die genau diejenigen nichtssagenden Textbausteine enthält, di… http…

via Twitter for Android

Kennter schon? Die cinematographischen Jugendsünden von @ungewinster und mir. ke-mi.de

via Twitter Web Client

RT @__ths__: Ich habe mit https://t.co/t70YcMFhvg über das diskutierte Verbot von #Adblockern und Malvertising geredet: https://t.co/5Mr78u…

via Twitter Web Client

RT @peterbreuer: Stelle eine starke Ãœberalterung der Gesellschaft fest. Leider an mir selbst.

via Twitter for Android

MicroSFF "I'd like to patent my invention."
"What is it?"
"A compoundwordmakeupper."
"Let's see... Sorry, it's been done. The ausdeutschgestohlen."

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Mar 20th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

“TensorFlow is a low level language, but Google seemed unaware of this (…) in how they marketed it” https://t.co/AVqZdfaL57

via Twitter Web Client

wget -m example.com/a/b -I a/b -X \* # mirror only the site in directory a/b

via Twitter Web Client

RT @der_handwerk: Könntet ihr die super Sachen, die ihr im Fernseher seht, nicht auch dem Fernseher erzählen statt dem Internet?

via Twitter for Android

Deutsch eingestelltes Facebook - oder die mörderische Frage, wer wem gefällt.

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn in yesterday's dream i was Tilting An Opera (to make it look more like its logo), in today's dream i had Sharks In My Livingroom

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:39 AM, Mar 19th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Millennial compliment: "Your face should be a Snapchat filter."

via Twitter for Android

"Please don't ever zest anything again."

-- @Smollsassysloth while washing my dishes

via Twitter for Android

The root of the science crisis aren't p-values, but living beyond our means: society is used to "knowing" more than we can, given resources.

via Twitter for Android

Fahrverbot für Fahrzeuge mit geradem Kennzeichen. Ich würde diese Autos ja gleich ganz aus dem Verkehr ziehen. https://t.co/Kk1va2pKPL

via Twitter for Android

Grauhaariger Pommesmann freut sich auf den Feierabend: "Dann komme ich an meine mentale Ruhe. Dann werden die Haare wieder schwarz."

via Twitter for Android

- Und, seid ihr jetzt ein Paar?
- Nee, du, ich bin mehr so auf ihrer Warmhalteplatte.

via Twitter for Android

Weiß jemand, wann und warum Herfried Münkler von der "heroischen Gelassenheit" zur "mürrischen Indifferenz" gewechselt ist? Gefällt mir gut.

via Twitter for Android

Die Dialekte der deutschen und der österreichischen Hauptstadt befinden sich ja an entgegengesetzten Enden einer Charmeskala.

via Twitter for Android

cursedimages_2 cursed image 36702 pic.twitter.com/W7kcqhTxxp

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Mar 18th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @FAZ_Feuilleton: Unerwartete Tragweite: Hinter der harmlosen Fassade der Emojis tobt ein Kulturkampf, analysiert @astefanowitsch https:/…

via Twitter for Android

: "Hello, birthday boy!" - "Hello, party guest!"

via Twitter for Android

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Bäcker Guambe, Farmerin Lemos, Hühnerzüchterin Muianga, Banker Boaventura: T E X A S

via Twitter for Android

Social Bots "Automatensegen – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" https://t.co/6DoeePTt89 #lustiges #feedly

via Twitter for Android

Ich sag's ja immer, Beratung ist überschätzt. "Keen Bock mehr – Zurück zum Trekker!" https://t.co/dqpyjjtkSr #blogs #feedly

via Twitter for Android

RT @JanLelis: @CodepointsNet Awesome! By a coincidence, I build a similar utility called unibits, maybe you can "steal" some ideas https://…

via Twitter for Android

RT @CodepointsNet: Have you ever thought »Gee, I wish hexdump would show me code points instead of bytes!«? Then try unidump: https://t.co/…

via Twitter for Android

RT @fruchtschaum: Im Männerinternat „Sankt Ignatius“ herrscht Aufbruchstimmung, gleich geht es zum Media-Markt nach Hogsmeade. Steckerleist…

via Twitter for Android

datt_thomas Neu im Deli-Imbiss in Leipzig : Der Wutburger. pic.twitter.com/z2PCapoGbc

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:49 PM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @frachtschaden: In Schönefeld aus dem Flieger fallen und sofort ne Bio-Currywurst einbauen.

via Twitter for Android

KGuilaine So, my proposition is this, if Trump was not a rich (white) man, his authority would not have been so readily accepted by poor folks.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:29 AM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

KGuilaine So many white folks & even poor POC to a lesser degree embraced Trump bc they don't trust themselves.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:28 AM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

Sprachanalysen: Software soll Dialekt von Asylbewerbern untersuchen https://t.co/NhkUOvQaow via @welt

via Twitter Web Client

Queen_Europe So yeah, I'm meeting the Donald tomorrow.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:44 AM, Mar 17th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@spinfocl Manchmal passt auch "Mach dir das mal egal."

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

NatGeo If 3D-printed reefs succeed, they can reestablish some of the most important habitats on Earth on.natgeo.com/2mTOSHH

via Spredfast app (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

I am about to spectate something.

via Twitter for Android

LG Frankfurt: «Es ist dies ein Anwendungsfall des (…) unter dem Namen „Schiff des Theseus“ diskutierten Problems…» openjur.de/u/305521.html

via Twitter Web Client

RT @KSchulten: A court’s decision in a Maine labor dispute hinged on the absence of an Oxford comma: https://t.co/TeGjLLHrwz h/t @jesslahey

via Twitter Web Client

redlightvoices I've seen some "celebrations" that Wilders "lost" but that is not the case. He won 4 seats plus the whole country shifted to the right

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:42 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @lontierbanks: A reminder that all cars made after 2002 have a release lever inside the trunk https://t.co/gLNKSIMm0y

via Twitter for Android

karenmcgrane All I want in life is for BBC Interview girl and Library of Congress girl to team up and solve mysteries pic.twitter.com/yQ9zOFeRv7

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Uber has produced 18 episodes of a podcast warning drivers about the dangers of joining a union qz.com/927777 via @qz

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:24 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

computerfact computers think using etchings in poisoned sand and measure time using vibrating crystals so if you were looking for magic you found it

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Mar 16th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @frachtschaden: Prognose: Deine Mutter stärkste Kraft

via Twitter for Android

GabrielBerlin (Jetzt nur noch verteidigen.) pic.twitter.com/Clqdp6PeJA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Bundeskanzlerin Merkel beim Fototermin: Sie bewegen durch innere Dynamik und große Themen wie Liebe, Krieg und Rassism…

via Twitter for Android

rebel_berlin Okay, wer von Ihnen schreibt die Miele Gebrauchsanweisungen? pic.twitter.com/cRG0Wi58UV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Mar 15th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @labenzticker: wenns (Konj.): Drückt die logische Äquivalenz zweier Aussagen aus, wie das englische iff, im Gegensatz zu wenn, das… http…

via Twitter for Android

Alles, was das Herz eines Innenministers begehrt. pic.twitter.com/OeO4MdM77l

via Twitter for Android

RT @chrisbentz1: Important paper on information-theory and the word order/ morphology trade-off
https://t.co/XbFerUFjS7

via Twitter Web Client

@kathrinpassig Heute erfahren, dass „press forward tracks“ ein Ding sind. Kommen dem nahe, finde ich. https://t.co/QVy382AVaR

via Twitter Web Client

RT @4Ever_Waiting: Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit. 😶 https://t.…

via Twitter for Android

XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Can I use your office chair?

Me: I'm using it.

4: You're not spinning.

Me: I don't want to spin.

4: You're using it wrong.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Mar 14th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

"All you have to do to finish this track is hold the forward key." youtu.be/FPMOPgTnOFY via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client

the_maki Went in and didn't. pic.twitter.com/HiNcZBlGaq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:13 PM, Mar 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @amyquispe: Why Is Silicon Valley So Awful to Women? https://t.co/IqpgIC7erG

via Twitter Web Client

girlposts The word 'nun' is just the letter n doing a cartwheel pic.twitter.com/jbAtIvto7T

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Mar 14th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client)

RT @ReformedBroker: no...no way...NO WAY! NO! Yes! YEEEEESSSS!!!

https://t.co/ERmn0MN6qz

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn From their perspective or ours? Are we facing them or seeing them from behind?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

@plomlompom Ach, komm. Der Artikel ist zwei Jahre alt und mir ist, wenig überraschend, kein ernsthafter Einwand bekannt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to plomlompom

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Taliban-Trainingslager an der afghanisch-pakistanischen Grenze: Rüstzeug fürs Leben

via Twitter for Android

erowidrecruiter I seemed stuck in a $1 trillion dollar industry expected to grow and heal and take care of the creature

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Mar 13th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @Lotterleben: Wie großartig ist dieses Shirt denn bitte. :D https://t.co/UzQ2805LpV

via Twitter for Android

RT @labenzticker: Kosemitz, der: Abendliche Vorbereitungshandlung an Wochentagen, die für die Ausübung des Geschlechtsverkehrs vorges… http…

via Twitter for Android

Wenn man nachts kurz aufs Handy gucken will und dann ist es aber viel zu hell eingestellt und man zerfällt zu Staub

via Twitter for Android

m1sp Google needs better reputability mechanisms. As the primary gateway to human knowledge, this really isn't okay pic.twitter.com/wFP5mKoikk

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:57 PM, Mar 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

NicWilko The alphabet, arranged symmetrically by Scott Kim.
This is unimaginably pleasing to me. pic.twitter.com/vavu2ofky0

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:01 PM, Mar 12th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Videochat mit der Ärztin: „Ob ich eine starke Lampe in der Nähe hätte? Sie möchte mir nämlich in den Hals gucken.“ https://t.co/xQMHQeAaPL

via Twitter Web Client

RT @durst: Herr, schmeiß Hirn von Himmel! ABER auch eine Schädelsäge und eine Einbauanleitung.

via Twitter for Android

Die EU-Kommission will ein Exklusiv-Gericht für Konzerne. Fordere das Ende der #Paralleljustiz! https://t.co/fC6zUWnEss via @campact

via Twitter Web Client

TIL dass fliewatüütförmige Make-up-Schwämme der Hit sind.

via Twitter for Android

bradyn_ryann Trying to sing along with Lorde but her voice is so deep pic.twitter.com/qkz2r5prr7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Auf Talfahrt: Die Umsiedlung der Nomaden schafft böses Blut

via Twitter for Android

jasonpriem Our new Chrome extension finds versions of paywalled articles as you browse. Give it a try: unpaywall.org

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:25 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed ... the alien protuberances of white asparagus are just peeping their spiky heads out of the earth. 2/2

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed German has many great words for feelings but prob none for the feeling you get from knowing that somewhere ... 1/2

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 3:31 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Cato_of_Utica This is one of the best union memes I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/JJglOk5f72

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Lieber Jens Spahn, es gibt keine dummen Fragen https://t.co/TYXokuXq9S via @BrowserBallett

via Twitter for Android

RT @peterbreuer: Wenn Sie glauben, die richtige Lösung zu haben, schlagen Sie fest auf die Buzzercremetorte.

via Twitter for Android

"Not really a frenemy. More like a frenequaintance."

via Twitter for Android

MarcherLord1 This is worrying pic.twitter.com/ySrME4fAuW

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:43 PM, Mar 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Außenminister Steinmeier: Schwachstelle der Regierung?

via Twitter for Android

asayeed The "gimmick" of Burgeramt is that you have to figure out how to get the right Bescheinigung to order your burger.

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 10:32 PM, Mar 10th, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Aller guten Dinge sind 13½. Leben des Blaubärs, Milliarden Jahre seit dem Urknall, Alkoholprozente in Wein...

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Das prototypische Bigramm des Niederländischen ist für mich "als je".

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nickyknacks I'd like to take this opportunity while my Twitter is blowing up to go on record as saying that leaving out the Oxford comma is barbarism

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RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Opfer der Immobilienkrise in Madrid: Mittellos nach Mainz zurück

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RT @bundesamtfvs: Oh, die haben schon den neuen Merkelator 2000! Wir müssen immer noch mit dem Sheeplemaker XP arbeiten. #neid https://t.co…

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This week we invented the concept of a "reconsiderable".

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RT @ojahnn: Dank Akustikprofi in der Familie weiß ich, welche Art von Musik das gesamte Frequenzspektrum abdeckt, damit ich meine Zähne nic…

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asayeed (Basically seems to be a generate-and-test approach to grammar discovery that Chomsky abandoned due to lack of a usable metric.)

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asayeed Goldsmith brings up Chomsky's early idea of generative grammar (that Chomsky dropped) and wants to revive it.

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RT @peterbreuer: Ich find es okay, dass Thomas Fischer in den Vorruhestand geht, habe aber Angst, dass er sich mit einem eigenen Gericht se…

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Nachgrinsen, das – Vom Fachmann für Kenner https://t.co/DKK4iNBoZN #lustiges #feedly

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RT @jeremyburge: Emoji updates can do lots without needing a full Unicode release: skin tones, flags, zwj sequences, etc. Hopefully will cl…

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RT @IeHikikomori: Manchmal ist es nicht ein Witz, der wohltuende Distanz zu den Dingen schafft. Sondern das aufrichtige Unvermögen über ihn…

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RT @quitzi: Jack Wolfskin Ballkleid

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spinfocl Applying Machine Learning to Text Mining texperimentales.hypotheses.org/2033

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Bot_in_World It's sad being an awkward lady in a world characterized by beauty of movement, style, form, or execution.

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RT @labenzticker: Kemnath, der: Von innen verschließbarer Sarg für Misanthropen https://t.co/bHAj9SmHbB

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Welche englische Käsesorte mögt ihr lieber?

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RT @copiesofcopies: <very lawyer voice> ACTUALLY they were required to provide you a copy of the GPL when they infested your computer with…

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RT @astefanowitsch: Angekommen auf der #wichtig2017. Spektakulärer Blick vom Hotel. Freue mich auf #wichtige Gespräche! https://t.co/r8S4Wp…

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RT @pfaigle: Die erste Geschichte von #Überland: Doreen Reinhard über den Sachsen Daniel, der nach der Liebe sucht. #D17 https://t.co/1Insz…

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tomgauld 'Obsolete scientific theorist which would make good heavy metal band names' (for @newscientist) - pic.twitter.com/mO3qMgNIGt

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RT @powlpaul: Auf Google Maps gibt es gerade einen Edit-War, bei der U-Bhf Mohrenstraße zu Möhrenstraße zu MohrenstraBe und zurück umbenann…

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RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Polizeibeamte bei Suchaktion: Gerüchte am Tresen

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mattmfm TrumpCare rollout going smoothly... pic.twitter.com/Axa7TRoxyW

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RT @spinfocl: Weil es gibt ja die großen Player, die funktionierende Software entwickeln. Oh wait... </minirant>

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RT @spinfocl: Was funktioniert: #Tesla. Da hat aber keiner Zeit das weiterzuentwickeln. Weil keiner Geld gibt. https://t.co/QkBmkQwmRH http…

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Bitte keine Magritte-Witze mehr machen („Dies ist kein(e)…“).

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ojahnn "Man rechnet ja in diesen Breiten gerne mal im Dezimalsystem."

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WowHauser Can you imagine walking into a kitchen like this with a hangover? pic.twitter.com/mrFSl2GEAT

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RT @nsaphra: FINALLY Google supports special character search. https://t.co/P8jTivUfC5

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RT @da5ch0: Look, I'm not saying ATMs are trivial to hack, just that lots of them seem to run Doom okay. Infer what you will 😏 https://t.co…

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Katholischer Feiertag "Mariä Eisprung"

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RT @isislovecruft: OH: "It's a very realistic paper! So you have Alice and Bob—both have nuclear arsenals—and they want to prove to each ot…

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RT @Rory__Walker: Tumblr is a fascinating place that people don't appreciate enough https://t.co/CswYc7MCp1

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RT @BrianFargo: Study Finds Exposure To Violent Children Causes Increased Aggression In Video Game Characters https://t.co/slJznR1ypr

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JoFrhwld A great response to @neiltyson why a Linguist, not a Cryptographer, was the right scientific call in @arrivalmovie languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=31383

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RT @JoFrhwld: "The tongue remains in continuous contact with the upper molars during speech, with only rare exceptions." Well whaddaya know…

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paulengelhard But to admit that would mean admitting the European model with its (gasp!) socialist tempering of capitalism works better than the US one.

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paulengelhard By every avaliable metric, life in a wealthy European country, for the average citizen, is INFINITELY better than in Trump Country.
Fact.

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paulengelhard ...health care, drug abuse, incarceration rates, recidivism, income equality, work/life balance, paid leave, general happiness...

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paulengelhard Life expectancy, infrastructure, quality of life, education, social permeability, employment, crime, teenage pregancies, infant mortality...

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RT @ojahnn: Wer meinen Bot-Workshop in Gent verpasst hat und sich dafür interessiert, kann übrigens auf der Webseite stöbern: https://t.co/…

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amanda_tessier The BEST ad I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/kOGxddL2IL

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Facebook is no longer pretending it needs a reason to demand my attention. pic.twitter.com/ZZhaTnV9bY

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ojahnn Today's phrasal earworms: Alternating between "Die Sonne geht auf und zu" and "And this is only earth, my dear, where UG is not given".

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lojikil blessed are the computer scientists, for they shall never read the prior art in the field they're working in.

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RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Ausländer-Bar in Kabul: Niemand traut den Iranern

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RT @poolio: Evolution is catching up to intelligent design for neural net architectures (94.6% vs. 96.7% on CIFAR-10): https://t.co/ZCSjuBO…

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asayeed Another superhero idea: American Girl(tm), she fights crime while adhering scrupulously to US constitutional rights and/or trademark law.

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RT @sarahjeong: silicon valley is obsessed with solving problems that are clearly most efficiently solved with better public works

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RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Chinesischer Patentschützer Ma: Schliff der Moskauer Schachschule

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RT @dakami: We patched a human, successfully. This is fantastic beyond words, the culmination of so much work. https://t.co/zJ37ff3ef6

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asayeed I once promised LSTM/RNN twitter bots from students. Well, I finally have them. Mostly char-basedn Here's one: twitter.com/buffybot_tweets

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RT @asayeed: This student bot is based on horoscopes and has recently been improved since submission: @CosmicalAdvice Code here: https://t.…

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trolley (verb): to derail ethical discussions by making up artifical, irrelevant dilemmas

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ICYMI, een nieuwsbericht over mijn promotieonderzoek: https://t.co/ZaVmGMOOnX

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Derailing seems like the perfect solution to the trolley problem. #scnr https://t.co/oyyRbJBuMC

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RT @CompSciFact: A Programmer’s Introduction to Unicode
https://t.co/EgPWerhKPp

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XplodingUnicorn Me: Put away your toy phone.

6-year-old: I can't. This is my job.

Me: Are you making fun of me?

6: Hold on. I have to tweet that.

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ricokauert Die wirklich wichtigen Fragen des Lebens werden bei Penny gestellt. pic.twitter.com/D8hQMLOMOQ

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RT @ubahnverleih: Einfacher wars noch nie, seinen Verkehrsverbund dazu zu bringen seine Fahrplandaten als OpenData zu veröffentlichen! http…

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Ins Gespräch kamen wir dadurch, dass ich "Onder professoren" las. /cc @ojahnn https://t.co/IgGVkbacdY

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ojahnn Die frischgebackene Doktorandin (auf der Suche nach einem verdoppelten Meta-Gerundivum) enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=243

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@ojahnn Evtl. vorher "Onder professoren" lesen (wie ich lese, kannst du ja jetzt auch Niederländisch :D)

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@ojahnn Barbara Reeh: Unter Professorendamen (sehr Gronings und sehr speziell, aber vielleicht...)

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@ojahnn Das mit der Deckungsgleichheit ist toll, ne :D

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"AI makes use of some powerful technologies, but they don’t fit together as well as you might expect." https://t.co/BwwgSpo4Pu

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RT @White_Resin: Camera shutter speed, set to the rotor of the helicopter... https://t.co/agg0wmekk5

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Schokolade wegfasten!

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texttheater Altrosa Bierstube

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RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Skulpturentrümmer im Nationalmuseum, Kurator Mohebzadah: Daumen rauf oder runter

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nlpnoah 140 characters aren't enough to share my Women's History Month 2017 thoughts, so here. pic.twitter.com/QunODmQSTT

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rgodfrey At the other extreme, check out how astonishingly hyperrealistic this wordoid is:

VIRISIMILITIDE

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: "I'm trying to get to the source of this so I can stop those ideas from forming before I have to interact with them."

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@rtfeldman Except Lenovo, so what's the problem.

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RT @tdpauw: That's one reason to keep stories small, apart from better flow, you'll have better code reviews. #agile #lean #codereview http…

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wilw OH: "Scrotox? What's that?" "Exactly what it sounds like." "It sounds like the weirdest Transfomer, ever." "Okay that's not what it is."

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Stell ma vor du kriegst ein Paket aus China und da sitzt eine Riesenspinne drin. https://t.co/NWbOoEzkHM

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RT @ojahnn: Hallo Brüssel. Heute wirst du nicht mein belgischstes Erlebnis bleiben!

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RT @benhamner: Deep forest: an alternative to deep neural networks https://t.co/WY9Cb3rigA https://t.co/Xjr0qQwhiA

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lolashoes Saw this in a scientist group and had to share THIS IS SO GREAT pic.twitter.com/XrMCgImvq7

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RT @durst: Elstern sehen aus, als wären sie ursprünglich für Playmobil entworfen worden.

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grahamsleight Today, in stories too good to check. pic.twitter.com/5QhPziLRWG

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Ich habe Chips gegessen, mache das jetzt aber rückgängig, indem ich eine Möhre esse.

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RT @sonjdol: Das Sexkaufverbot - erläutert am Beispiel eines Gedankenexperiments: EMMA-Kaufverbot. https://t.co/gn6sAeM9aj #sonjatobt

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Wendelstein 7-X ist so steampunk <3

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RT @SPIEGELCaptions: Reparatur-Café in Köln: Der täglichen Ödnis eine schillernde Ober fläche geben

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RT @KatiKuersch: "Wenn du Erwerbsarbeit nachgehst, fügst du dich dem System™!" Ja sorry ich finde die Konzepte "Essen" und "Wohnung" recht…

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RT @Limericking: A populist racist in power
Whose attitude’s typically dour
Won praise from the press
Across the US
By toning it down for a…

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Aufbauschstufenwechsel

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_danilo D&I isn't a layer of PR frosting you apply to your company image

D&I is about creating accountability in your culture, first and foremost

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RT @Talonaut: Autokorsos für eine #Verkehrswende derzeit auf der A1, A2, A3, A40, A42, A43, A46, A52, A57, A59, A565

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RT @durst: Auf Siez-Twitter wünschen sie sich jetzt schon wieder eine "angenehme Nachtruhe". Luschen!

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RT @Heartcore: Auf Türkisch heißt es nicht “Anfrage wegen Zeitüberschreitung abgebrochen”, sondern “Dein Wunsch ging in der Zeit verloren”.

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RT @dirtisox: Can someone head a committee to finalize a samsung/android/iPhone emoji treaty? This mixup almost caused a fight with my girl…

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@texttheater Might also have to do git prune, check annex/.git/annex/daemon.log

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RT @sfslim: “Alexa, immanentize the eschaton.“

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