Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Düsseldorf, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 2016

farbodsaraf Before @google, people would ask librarians questions.

—New York Public Library (@nypl) pic.twitter.com/KZASDRnjfg

via IFTTT (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

haldaume3 @zia1138 @hcorrada @jdudley haha right y'all still bother with peer reviews. good luck with *that* culture clash :/

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben Können wir kurz festhalten, dass meine Frauenarztpraxis das allerbeste Teamfoto hat? pic.twitter.com/iMkWiYI5Po

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

BeEngelhardt Suggestion to help gender bias in academia: Do away w/ awards w/ explicit age limit (eg, "Faculty under 35"). Path of childbearer is longer.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl Irgendwie bin ich seit 12 Jahren jedesmal froh, wenn die Namen meiner Kinder da nicht auftauchen. twitter.com/statista_com/s…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:10 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish "I wouldn't worry if I were you" - Translation: I'm not worrying because I'm not you

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Regisseur Trier: Die Möglichkeiten weitgehend ausgeschöpft

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 2:18 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

C_Holler Uff. Und wieviele Nachrichten ich bezüglich "alternativer Medizin" bekomme. BEI KREBS. Ich schaudere.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SwiftOnSecurity Pretty soon the only reason to install Linux at home will be because Richard Stallman is coming over.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

IKEA_CH Alles Gute zum Neunzigsten, Ingvar! Hier ist dein Geburtstagskuchen! pic.twitter.com/MHVennApZa

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 2:36 AM, Mar 31st, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ThatBloke_Jesus Trying to convince the doorman your mates are sober pic.twitter.com/FPlyBo37iA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

saschalobo Wieviele IS-Terroristen (seit 2014, EU) waren den Behörden vorher bekannt? Ach, nur 100% – 1.ly/terroristen pic.twitter.com/YFzYLLGKsi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Your ass potentially causes problems... since discrete partitioning is incompatible with its wide distribution. pic.twitter.com/xEvEoccPn4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Wichtig: @C_Holler braucht wirklich, wirklich unsere Hilfe: youtu.be/UwwnfGReHHk [TW: Krebs]

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stewartbrand The dodo's DNA has been sequenced. With this detailed anatomy, de-extinction is ever more plausible. twitter.com/stuarts/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Schön, dass NetBeans an dem Code, den es selbst generiert, dann auch gleich stilistisch etwas rumzumäkeln hat.

via Twitter Web Client

JuleGrasz Damit Sie in Zukunft wissen, wie das Teil heißt. pic.twitter.com/RaVhQ7dO0L

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GalaxyKate I had some spare chocolate and creme filling, so I made some proper Easter candy. pic.twitter.com/WApe0NQj2S

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

cocoabythefire New rule: if you interview for a job w/descriptors like "super hero" "badass" or "ninja" in the description, you MUST show up in costume.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SidneyGennies begrenzt Managergehälter auf das 35fache des am schlechtesten bezahlten Miarbeiters tagesspiegel.de/wirtschaft/man… pic.twitter.com/75pUvpp06D

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Doener Please, @google, bring back the former glory of Deja News binarypassion.net/google-can-t-s…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden The very acts of journalism he seeks to criminalize. pic.twitter.com/knse6hU4yK

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Die Öffentlichkeit ist kein Schutzraum. Sonst hieße sie nicht Öffentlichkeit." -- @mspro

via Twitter for Android

"Plattformen geraten immer mehr in Systemkonkurrenz zu Staaten" "Persönliche Presseselbstbespiegelung" mspr0.de/?p=4549

via Twitter for Android

"innocuous swarm of quadcopters" "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Chaper-drone" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn "Ich bin dieses Jahr sogar schon ingelinert."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:54 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"gh" once stood for a sound "we don’t have in English today, except in interjections of disgust like blech" shar.es/1YZ4xG

via Twitter for Android

alqaeda I shouldn’t be jealous that gets to ride the @realDonaldTrump wave. We did have George W. working for us.

pr.aljazeera.com/post/141902419…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

heuteshow Wegen Verunglimpfung der türkischen Flagge: lädt Vollmond vor.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:49 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

maxplanckpress that synchronize: one of the winning entries of @SmithsonianMag photo contest bit.ly/1UzyGXZ pic.twitter.com/H2EFrTaag7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

iwelsh You want this stuff fixed, you have to go back to an era of rich societies doing big projects.

That means high progressive taxation.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

iwelsh You are not an island. You have "property" only because of society.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mathias Take any Facebook/Instagram photo URL.

👉 append `.txt` → ASCII art
👉 append `.html` → colored ASCII art

E.g. scontent-ams3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e3…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

designmilk Old Church Becomes a Skateboarder's Heaven bit.ly/1RNlVbl pic.twitter.com/sToeTD1a2p

via trueAnthem (retweeted on 3:52 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@asayeed Terrorism is "the use of violence, or threatened use of violence, in order to achieve a political, religious, or ideological aim."

via Twitter Web Client in reply to asayeed

Wort des Tages: Denkmalgeschütz

via Twitter Web Client

Mechanical Calculator Tries to Divide by Zero knowyourmeme.com/videos/143604-…

via Twitter for Android

jaasonoakes yall I tried to see if banana peels were rlly slipper like in cartoons & I slipped & tried 2 catch myself w/ a cup.. pic.twitter.com/6dvg5BlnHB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:01 AM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden If I'm Tim Cook, the next keynote sends a message even the @FBI won't have trouble decrypting. "iPhone works for you, and you alone."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:57 AM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden This is a landmark. Data shows surveillance is harming democracy. washingtonpost.com/news/the-switc… pic.twitter.com/lprr82AuA9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:21 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

korrekturen Neuen Helvetismus gelernt: das Leidzirkular (= postalische Todesanzeige).

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:36 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kykel Meine neuen Socken haben Querbelüftungskanäle.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:24 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Ich sach zu Ihrem Scheff, Jockel, sarrich..."

via Twitter for Android

bahrami_ Here is a short video of my new project. A game where mathematical functions are used as modelling tool: youtube.com/watch?v=dxTOY1…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:28 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch +++ „Au“ verstanden: Wissenschaftler entschlüsseln eigentliche Botschaft der Kreuzigungsgeschichte. +++

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Weiß wer eine Liste von Romanen, die als Untertitel "A Novel" haben? Würde gerne Vermutungen nachgehen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Ich hab's: Ich brauche langfristig zwei Tage die Woche frei von jeden Verpflichtungen, sonst explodiert mein Kopf.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 1:26 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Photo from "Orphan Patterns", installation by Pierre Huyghe, Sprengel Museum Hannover

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Sutton and Cheam, defined by Adams and Lloyd as the two types of visible dirt: dark on light, light on dark. pic.twitter.com/Us5YVrSFuL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

skepchicks "Queen Elizabeth lays up to 2,000 eggs a day." twitter.com/DanGraur/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@jrecursive @amyquispe Specifically, the Christmas Special episode.

via Twitter for Android in reply to jrecursive

ojahnn Hab heute gelernt, wieviel schwieriger Scrabble ohne Kompositafreiheit ist. Arme Nichtdeutsche.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:07 AM, Mar 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Vater erklärt, was "pröffen" bedeutet: "durch Ausüben von Druck in seinem Volumen verringern"

via Twitter for Android

ATBrokenNews Ostermesse unter der A2

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Bei Fahrrädern mit Gangschaltung vorne und hinten gibt es, was die Bedienung angeht, zu viele Freiheitsgrade. >:-(

via Twitter Web Client

BiellaColeman French journalist Florence Hartmann jailed by war crimes tribunal (for leaking important/damning info about them) gu.com/p/4hq4h/stw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Gedächtnisforscher Kandel, Großhirnschnitt mit angefärbten Nervenzellen: Der Meister deutet an, tupft hin, malt aus

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Ich habe mir jetzt ein größeres Glas genommen, das aber nicht im gleichen Verhältnis Whiskey auch mehr hat."

via Twitter for Android

ChrisBucholz The home inspector just told us we have millenials living in the walls. 😔

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"move gradually toward regulated drug markets" washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…

via Twitter for Android

yoavgo @deliprao @Smerity @jasonbaldridge start with "easy for most humans", filtering the training data becomes AI complete.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zoonpolitikon @spinfocl "Previously we were mostly dealing with 'radical Islamists' but now we are increasingly dealing with 'Islamized radicals.'" 1/2

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Daesh-Bombenheinis rekrutieren sich aus dem Milieu der kleinkriminellen Klebstoffschnüffler. via @faznet faz.net/aktuell/politi…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Breakfast recipe:

1. Take large handfuls of chocolate egg
2. Stuff into face
3. Repeat until slightly ill

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kadybat As a reminder, the "status quo" they're referring to is a 41% transgender suicide attempt rate. twitter.com/NCCapitol/stat…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

levudev »Mit Ihrem Kopf liegen Sie im oberen Preissegment« kannte ich bisher nur aus der Buchhandlung, nicht vom Fahrradhelm kaufen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn New addition to our little family of German media-parody bots! @ATBrokenNews @ZwoSchlagzeilen @BILD_Komposita twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Gekrönte Häupter: Arbeitsverweigerung mit Methode

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 10:51 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Tyler Durden ist ja in der Weltliteratur auch schon ganz schön weit rumgekommen.

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Pa r t n e r t a u s ch: Von der Statue zum humanoiden Roboter

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Mein Twitterbot @SPIEGELCaptions ist in Betrieb! Quellcode und Daten hier: github.com/texttheater/SP…

via Twitter Web Client

KatrinaNation Stephen Walt:How airing melodramatic news coverage makes ISIS more dangerous than it really is/ foreignpolicy.com/2016/03/24/mon…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

labenzticker wenigensömmern (V.): Das, was die Sonne in einem eher enttäuschenden Sommer macht. Dies hat Douglas Adams in Ermang… labenz.texttheater.net/wenigens%C3%B6…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 12:02 PM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Loh It is 2056. We are each offered a second life on a major platform:
- Google Android
- Apple i
- Amazon Echo
- Microsoft Me Personal Edition

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:38 AM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

$ cat /dev/hoemma
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
HÖMMA
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^C

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Wodka-Konsum in Russland: Grimmig wie nie

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 12:31 AM, Mar 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mark_riedl I have great respect for @MSFTResearch for going big and bold with the @TayandYou experiment. It didn’t work, but that’s probably okay. 1/5

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kykel Des Kuchens in Jena wegen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kykel Ich kann nicht durch Thüringen fahren, ohne an den @umblaetterer zu denken.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Sonne könnte gewaltige Kleintransporter erzeugen

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Bist du dumm?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

EN: (female) bodybuilder
DE: Bodybuilderin
NL: bodybuildster

via Twitter for Android

SPIEGELCaptions Die Zukunft ist weiblich: Beleidigen ist gesellschaftsfähig

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Spurensuche im Mordfall Julia: Das Denken kreist um Autos

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Fischblog 1) Laut Metal anmachen 2) Wespennest in ne U-Bahn werfen. 3) Alle anzeigen wegen Verstoß gegen das Tanzverbot.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Bush, Schüler in Arkansas: Die vergewaltigte „Eigenzeit“ wiederentdecken

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:44 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Nuckelndes Kleinkind: Jörg Blech.

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Sixtinische Kapelle: Völlige Zerschlagung

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Menschen mit kognitiven Einschränkungen" twitter.com/guidoV4/status…

via Twitter Web Client

plomlompom Schrumpft der Öko-Kollaps die WeltBevölkerung eh, dann lieber durch GeburtenRückgang statt anderswie. twitter.com/Dymaxion/statu…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Yair_Rosenberg The Jewish holiday of Purim has begun in Israel, and it is glorious:
pic.twitter.com/IeU7rhjzOm

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:38 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nofluxin Darius Kazemi’s Ethical Ad Blocker Solves All Ethical Ad-Blocking Problems – The Atlantic beaude.net/no-flux/?p=6916 pic.twitter.com/x97MpajMzw

via WordPress.com (retweeted on 2:37 PM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"focus on the behavior of attendees, rather than their belief systems" twitter.com/alicemazzy/sta…

via Twitter Web Client

howells Imagine if you had just woke up after having been in a coma for 25 years, and this was the first headline you saw pic.twitter.com/AfQdTMPDoe

via Buffer (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Ah, -Furor. Wurde aber auch Zeit. Twitter erschien mir so nutzlos.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:17 AM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DeepDrumpf End, end Common Core. Rebuild the country's infrastructure. Have a gun on every table.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DeepDrumpf .@FullFrontalSamB [God is] for Americans. I hope to be able to get along with him. You don't hear that from anybody else.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DeepDrumpf I'm going to be a good president of the world. Ted can't do that.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:09 AM, Mar 25th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Hic sunt leones. Oder: die Grenzen des Paradieses." antjeschrupp.com/2016/03/24/hic…

via Twitter for Android

randileeharper When you take user input in code, you always validate it. Feeding data to AI shouldn't really be any different.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

chrisamaphone i don't support "diversity." i support giving systematically disenfranchised ppl resources like money, stage time, places to network & grow.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:59 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn "Du nervst. Als Strafe nehme ich jetzt hier den gesamten akustischen Raum ein."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Snowden Wow. Retired Army Colonel, and Colin Powell's Chief of Staff: salon.com/2016/03/24/sno… pic.twitter.com/LL8fouh0dS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:58 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

zephoria "Technology and massive samples tend to amplify not ameliorate selection bias" - Patrick Ball @hrdag

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"As the child delights in his mud pie, so the adult enjoys building things, especially things of his own design." (Fred Brooks)

via Twitter Web Client

CodeWisdom "Much of the essence of building a program is in fact the debugging of the specification." - Fred Brooks (of The Mythical Man-Month fame)

via Buffer (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

notthatdsw The author of this post almost sounds a bit depressed about how easy this was. twitter.com/fchollet/statu…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

iyad_elbaghdadi We are all basically descendants of immigrants who fled Africa in search of economic opportunity. pic.twitter.com/nuA7fmADtO

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:59 AM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

iyad_elbaghdadi We have to start looking at societies that can't or won't or don't know how to do it as having a handicap, rather than "national pride".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

iyad_elbaghdadi The ability to effectively integrate foreign newcomers is going to be a factor in the competitiveness of societies this century.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

HillaryClinton In our fight against radical jihadism, we have to do what actually works. What doesn't work: Islamophobic rhetoric.
amp.twimg.com/v/fde13bfa-86e…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Mar 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden Europe may grieve today, but she wins tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/D08XN4Olft

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: (to) beglee

via Twitter for Android

Fotografiona This: How and why not to talk about muslims after a terrorist attack: juancole.com/2016/03/how-no…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

sapinker Lane Greene: The theories of the world's best-known linguist [Chomsky] have become rather weird. econ.st/1RiWKYz via @TheEconomist

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss London's tube map only uses 45° angles to aid its human readers.

Now can you see the humanness in mainboard design? pic.twitter.com/7giQJjI8iI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss If we lift this constraint, what would a CPU designed by a computer look like? Would it even make sense to us?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss The x86 instruction set was originally designed to be easy for humans to write assembly for.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss Compiler output is similarly strange: For "n *= 79" humans write "divq $79". GCC uses faster multiply+shift+subtract pic.twitter.com/qkSo3KoIuA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss The Wendelstein 7-X fusion device looks asymmetrical and messy, like it's out of a bad sci-fi set. pic.twitter.com/Bx1jjsWYwS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss When computers design things, they look very different.

Tensile structure before/after topological optimization: pic.twitter.com/dazNjLr92C

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Keep *your* dinner table cozy and intimate with a giant looming alien teardrop @terriko pic.twitter.com/TqVmovSK0G

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@yeahyeahyens Die Entscheidungen, die in den vier Jahren fallen, haben Auwirkungen auch für die Zeit danach.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to yeahyeahyens

AwfulFantasy "Everyone came to watch the space joust, which was like regular jousting but harder cause you had to train the horses to hold their breath."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@L3viathan2142 Nah, I think it's sufficient to use average mortality rates.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to L3viathan2142

WordMercenary Racist attacks aren't a 'response' to a terrorist attack. They are pre-existing racists exploiting a perceived window of acceptability.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@texttheater Democracy with equal votes seems nice and all, but it fails to take mortality into account.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

No, seriously. The weight of votes should decrease with age. twitter.com/robwhisman/sta…

via Twitter Web Client

AcademicPain Presentation Pro Tip: Try capturing the audience's attention with an element of surprise. pic.twitter.com/ngBXcMCOxW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Or, you know, a distributed rather than centralized code marketplace. twitter.com/rdallasgray/st…

via Twitter Web Client

Only recently noticed the riff played at very high pitch during the verse. Love it. ^^ youtu.be/PANEcjhSfv4 via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client

danieldekok There was more terror in Europe in the '70s and '80s. twitter.com/obk/status/712…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

tauriqmoosa holy shit. "Confronted". Nice to know my family & I would be "confronted" by random white dudes about terror attacks twitter.com/nikeshshukla/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

dnaber Projektleiter gesucht mit Erfahrung in Erdverbrennung und Porzellanzerschlagung.

via yoono (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

raganwald It’s really difficult to get endorsements for “Burning Bridges” on LinkedIn.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Kamelschwalbe Jetzt lachen wir Sie immer noch aus, Herr Olmköter.
pic.twitter.com/wdjY3I07M1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"Preaching to the converted – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

via Twitter for Android

wacnt number of meteorites per million years that have more momentum on impact than the most momentum ever achieved by a train

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wacnt name for fear of the number 28

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wacnt maximum number of correctly-labeled keys if you put the first 52 letters of a Wikipedia article on the white piano keys in order

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oOtrinityOo Die neue Daredevil-Staffel auf Netflix ist ungefähr so atemberaubend wie eine Kaminfeuer-DVD auf Pause. Aber man muss ja mitreden können.

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Frachtschaden kämpft mit *ALLEN* Mitteln. twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

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gchrupala . @alvations Plus, getting rid of the whole CONCEPT of OOV has to be worth something.

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gchrupala How long until we can do translation directly speech to speech, without any intermediate hard coded symbolic representations?

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FrankPasquale Very smart debunking of the representativeness of data used in by @hrdag pic.twitter.com/scKpE3ixDw

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RachelBLevinson Lum: Predictive policing creates feedback loop. Police show up in locations, find more crime, prediction seems right. @hrdag

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caitlinmoran Always good, on days like this, to remind everyone that the guys blowing up Brussels are THE PEOPLE THE REFUGEES ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM

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The Welsh government statement continued: "'ach ghotvam'e' QI'yaH devolve qaS." bbc.com/news/uk-wales-…

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Deutsche Kultur von zwei ihrer schönsten Seiten. ^^ twitter.com/Nisalahe/statu…

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lhochstein It’s remarkable how useful tables are for specifying behavior and yet how programming languages lack first-class support for them.

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OMG_wikipedia In atomic, molecular, and optical physics and quantum chemistry, the molecular Hamiltonian is sometimes referred to as just Cricket.

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Legalize It All: How to win the war on drugs harpers.org/archive/2016/0…

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astefanowitsch Hier meine ersten Tweets. Im Nachhinein muss ich sagen: Das erste Jahr auf Twitter war echt hart. pic.twitter.com/2mHT8pafRT

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SibylleHasse Lügen der Lebensmittelindustrie: "dazu schmeckt auch", "von glücklichen Tieren", "Avocado essreif".

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ojahnn Mrs Weasley war sich unsicher, ob sie genug Marken auf den Brief geklebt hatte. pic.twitter.com/Kk2idFyAO6

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Ich möchte zu @jholofernes’ Ehren auf meinem Grabstein stehen haben: „Du auch, du auch, du auch, du auch, auch du.“ twitter.com/oOtrinityOo/st…

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@spinfocl Befindet sich da ein großer Einwahlknoten oder so für Köln?

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__tjf__ Study shows that drivers feel like cyclists can "probably take a hit" if they're wearing a helmet bath.ac.uk/news/articles/…

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csoghoian The NYT story on the Paris attackers makes just as much (if not more) sense if you replace "encryption" with "magic" pic.twitter.com/1ATUU1fzRM

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People who are willing to trade truth for justice deserve neither and will lose both.

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Tastenton-Lady strikes again.

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KaytlinBailey I'm a Sex Worker, and This is What I'll tell my Child. | elephant journal

This is good. elephantjournal.com/2016/03/im-a-s…

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peterbreuer Es ist viel einfacher, mit etwas Erfolg zu haben, das anderen gut gefällt, als mit einem Ergebnis, mit dem man selbst rundum zufrieden ist.

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aparrish I should clarify: I do like flowers and Plantae is the appropriate kingdom to draw from when e.g. selecting bouquets of things to send me

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Also, what kind of bullshit phrase is "I don't know that X" twitter.com/JZdziarski/sta…

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luqui @jonsterling Simple emotional reaction can do it. "Thanks :-)" "Well said."

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jonsterling I wish there were a way to "fave" an email but not respond to it. Faving is a nice way to close out a twitter thread without being rude.

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Fischblog Für alle, die glauben, sie hätten nen schlechten Tag... twitter.com/HAZ/status/711…

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OMG_wikipedia Mount Willard, elevation 2,865 feet , is long but uneven.

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acn128 boingboing.net/2016/03/18/bar… So geht Twitter-Support! @Telekom_hilft @DB_Bahn

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akosma product naming trends:

1997: product!
2000: product .com
2003: 37products
2006: productr
2009: appduct
2012: product .io
2015: productify

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cdixon "The human mind is still 50,000 times more energy efficient than machine intelligence." jacquesmattheij.com/another-way-of… pic.twitter.com/pp5ZtNQM0U

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tkingdoll First time I've seen the word 'girlfriendzoned' as a response to 'friendzoned'. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/9BgIDi12XM

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Ich kannte mal eine Frau, die war genau so wie die Hauptfigur in "The Boss", nur nicht so bescheiden und vernünftig.

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Lotterleben Eat your heart out, Thomas Gottschalk ✨ instagram.com/p/BDJg8wiKLD0/

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olenskae The British public are trying (and succeeding) to have a £200 million boat named Boaty McBoatface. pic.twitter.com/hY5xWCvuY8

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cdixon Opinion differences between public and scientists pic.twitter.com/hFEx5v5yLF

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L3viathan2142 @texttheater theoretically, you could validate those with a regex, too, because the local part has a size limit of 64.

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Power user is only five characters away from poser. ;)

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Ich würd ja auch Netflix nehmen, aber da gibt's ja nichts.

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Selbstgebastelte Kulturflatrate: 10 €/m Google Play Music Unlimited, 10 €/m Audible, 10€/m VPN für Torrents.

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SoVeryBritish Saying "hello?" and pretending you're unaware of the caller's identity, despite your phone's screen saying exactly who's ringing

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Geekprinzessin Freund zu Besuch: Rate was du heute abend haben wirst, jetzt wo ich da bin. Hat 3 Buchstaben!
Ich: Sex!
Freund: Okay... Aber ich meinte VPN.

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Lotterleben I've been coveting this laptop sleeve for months and now it's finally mine 😍 instagram.com/p/BDIlnuJqLCi/

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mpopv wait

so every time I click the recycle button because someone's tweet was garbage

i've actually been

sharing it 😦 pic.twitter.com/HNCvXouPHQ

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Bruder: Hat dein Handy auch n Taschenrechner? Ah, aber der ist nicht wissenschaftlich.
Schwester: Deine Mutter ist nicht wissenschaftlich!

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plomlompom Was an Meeres-Spiegel steigt, pumpen wir einfach ab & schütten es über die innere Antarktis, wo es wieder einfriert. newscientist.com/article/208027…

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SimoneGiertz This guy saying my last name kind of sounds like me retching. From this Rudetube ep: bit.ly/1YV8CFi pic.twitter.com/wpCPaaqk8z

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SimoneGiertz I made a robot to help me argue on the internet pic.twitter.com/NxpXhk0NMM

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stporombka Weltneuheit für Bücher-Fans auf der --- das freche Lesebändchen fürs Handy. pic.twitter.com/zvpUMShl3v

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@spinfocl Also, das ist mein Versuch, den Informationsgehalt zu berechnen, ignoriert Unicode-Normalisierung und ich kann mich irren.

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Unlike email addresses because those allow for nested comments (!!!). ex-parrot.com/pdw/Mail-RFC82… twitter.com/possumskull/st…

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Jobseekers resort to ‘resumé whitening’ to get a foot in the door, study shows thestar.com/news/immigrati…

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Einmal meiner Timeline die Zahlen zurechtrücken ✔

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goodcjp "An Inconvenience" with @abnor_malik
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Photography: James P.… instagram.com/p/BDG_MOlsmY7/

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ojahnn Making our own set of Boggle dice. <3 pic.twitter.com/g2Dyg6axjB

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BuzzFeed Here are some people who are very confused about what “no makeup” looks like bzfd.it/1ptntud pic.twitter.com/dy2m3HJyER

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@spinfocl Mehr. Unicode hat mehr als 65536 Zeichen.

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Lotterleben omg. Vergangenheitslotte hat Atlantik Ale bei Mama gebunkert. pic.twitter.com/8kUx6Dbmxf

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Vierunddreißig Zeichen sind genug.

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Leemanish I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning

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ojahnn Wir gehen jetzt dann ins Joghurtbechertelefonmuseum. pic.twitter.com/2FJRkjUjp8

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Duftspray "Birkenfurnier"

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"Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar." - "Watch me."

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Mit einer Spalte für die EANs der Produkte, die diese Momente noch besonderer gemacht haben.

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Pflegt ihr auch brav ein Spreadsheet mit den "besonderen Momenten" in eurem Leben?

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spinfocl Hier wabert der Nebel zwischen die Gebäudetrakte.

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yoavgo Our recent submission: biLSTMs are super strong feature extractors, great parsing numbers with simple architectures. arxiv.org/abs/1603.04351

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"Ist ja toll, dass sie klug sind, aber müssen die das ständig so öffentlich zerebrieren?"

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pmddomingos Bots are the new apps: techcrunch.com/2016/03/17/fac… (h/t @uwcse_ai)

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DannyDutch If you face swap Mulder & Scully they look like a great Synth Pop band. pic.twitter.com/Sai6CsC8Am

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SoVeryBritish "I quite fancy a drink tonight actually" - Translation: Let's have all the wine

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ATBrokenNews Lecker Sahne: Österreich und Russischer Truppenabzug

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_danilo respect for users as a business model

vs

contempt for users as a business model pic.twitter.com/0WILIrodtF

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YouSaySocial Twitter has sneakily enabled algorithmic timelines!
For chronological timeline, open settings and untick this box... pic.twitter.com/ETWQy89iKl

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Yo Google Fit, the day ends when I go to sleep, not when it's midnight.

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Samoth12 Antis spread stigma against sex work and then use the negative effects caused by that stigma as a cudgel against sex workers.

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astefanowitsch . @Fischblog Was die Frage aufwirft: Kann Gott einen Bierkrug erschaffen, der so groß ist, dass er ihn nicht in einem Zug leeren kann?

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aparrish it's impossible to use talking to communicate your intent unambiguously, which is why we invented systems and procedures in the first place

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aparrish I think there's this idea in the NLP/AI/whatever community that computers will soon be able to perfectly understand human language, but—

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aparrish I think about this quote a lot—not as it relates to games but as it relates to computers & natural language pic.twitter.com/SvxHgbfpcy

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daswarkeinhuhn Quelle: Tweet über Quelle mit Inhalt: "Quelle: Quelle" twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

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thejapanesefor The Japanese for "wrist" is 手首 (てくび/tekubi), which means "hand neck". Likewise, "ankle" is 足首 (あしくび/ashikubi), or "foot neck". !

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johnedgarpark My modified multitool made it through two airports today! It may help that I laser etched "TSA Compliant" on it. pic.twitter.com/eOXwCfzOsw

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He drank two warning shots.

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"Ja, bist du vom schwülen Dunst umwabert?"

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"They were liable to solidify in their notion that he was a dangerous lunatic."

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plomlompom Wenn das mit dem Kommunismus nicht klappt, können wir unser Marx-Wissen über die Finanz-Welt ja immer noch zur Vermögensbildung einsetzen.

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JeffHandley A website just told me passwords cannot contain the word "script". Um, why!? What are you doing to make that a problem!? //cc @blowdart

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Verleser des Tages: "So können Sie sicher sein, dass Ihr Gerät umfassend vor McAfee geschützt ist."

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nsaphra Robotics HCI is still the cutest field in computing. vimeo.com/114106601

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"Guck mal, da ist jemand Entzückendes!"

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climagic echo yoυrbank.com | hexdump -c # Check a domain to make sure its all the ASCII characters you expect and not Unicode look-a-likes

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FakeUnicode Sometimes shit. 3dd8 a9dc
twitter.com/texttheater/st… @texttheater

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Hab mich schon daran gewöhnt, „2016“ zu schreiben. Das ging schnell.

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Textblöcke sprengen und Abbildungen errichten

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Lotterleben @texttheater Mit Sternstunden der Hiphopkultur :D google.de/search?q=ersgu…

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Turns out "taking a bunch of non-null 16-bit values (…) does not always result in a valid Unicode string." NO SHIT. blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20…

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@Lotterleben Ah, und wird das mit einem/r bestimmten Dialekt/Soziolekt/Person/Lied/… assoziiert?

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vvoyer "Discover all the glyphs of Unicode 8.0 in this super-long slideshow. Best viewed on Firefox." js1k.com/2016-elemental…

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skeptikantin Ja, Adjektive schreibt man klein. pic.twitter.com/4rmOoQKRey

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@Lotterleben Was bedeutet "ers"? Hab ich glaubich schon häufiger gesehen, kann aber keine Erklärung googeln.

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GlitchLogos m̀a̕r͡l҉b͝e̸i͡r͞o͟™ pic.twitter.com/oKcqJhutj0

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UNTRESOR Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.

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@spinfocl Bezieht sich sicher auf den Zustand des Verfassers beim Verfassen.

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StefanMuelller My email adress may change rather soon. Just one letter.

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Sci_Phile I don’t want “natural” medicine. Nature wants me dead. I want synthetic medicine that will help me punch nature’s face for the next 60 years

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“Have rueful sense of own inevitable obsolescence, will travel.” slate.com/articles/techn…

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SwiftOnSecurity Apple SVP of Software Engineering makes sworn statement that Apple has never reduced security for any government twitter.com/film_girl/stat…

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SoVeryBritish Waking up 4 hours before alarm: Euphoria

Waking up 2 hours before alarm: Hesitant joy

Waking up 1 minute before alarm: Heartbreak

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stporombka Die Studenten werden immer raffinierter. pic.twitter.com/67WRdKZwrI

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Stop TTIP, Stop CETA, Demonstration am 23. April in Hannover ttip-demo.de/home

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AndrewYNg How to make self-driving cars a reality soon: Change our attitudes about them! wired.com/2016/03/self-d…

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"I'd like to order a minor apocalypse covering the Greater Los Angeles Area. No zombies, but with extra fire pillars."

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frachtschaden Egal wie eichelhah du bist, Vögel sind Eichelhäher.

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Hat Albert Einstein eigentlich irgendetwas *nicht* gesagt?

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vkrakovna Lucid brings the Cyc knowledge base into industry applications. twitter.com/romanyam/statu…

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Han Solo bezeichnet Maz Kanata in als "acquired taste" bzw. in der niederländischen Untertitelung als "lastige tante".

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Technodizee: “Wie kann es sein, dass wir über all diese Macht verfügen, aber die Menschen immer noch derart leiden?” sueddeutsche.de/digital/sxsw-f…

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Alice kann nach ...THT oder ...HHT aufhören, Bob nur nach ...THH. (Abgesehen von HT und HH.)

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Gizmodo Sensor-equipped pigeons are tweeting about London's air pollution gizmo.do/SoswdZ0 pic.twitter.com/GwI6bvbEYW

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@spinfocl @fatmike182 @Vilinthril T*H+T vs. (H?T)*HH - letztere Sprache hat pro Wortlänge weniger Wörter.

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gallenbitter Zufällige Entdeckung. Verliebt.

GREG LASWELL
EVERYONE THINKS I DODGED A BULLET (2015)

youtube.com/watch?v=PPiFIe… pic.twitter.com/hehIZwMtxP

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Geekprinzessin Ich hab mir Kekse mit erstaunlich guten Nahrwährten gekauft. Stellt sich raus es sind quasi Blöcke aus Weizenkleie.

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Geekprinzessin Ich seh aus wie nach Bukkake mit dem Krümelmonster.

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frachtschaden Und ich dachte, wir können das zivilisiert regeln. pic.twitter.com/kAf4FsIatL

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labenzticker Refrath, das: Vortrag, der abgelesen wird und auch noch das letzte Stück an Spritzigkeit dadurch verliert, dass der… labenz.texttheater.net/Refrath

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SlossenBoschen Social Glossary: Facebook hat ein Patent auf ein soziales Wörterbuch. Frühwarnsytem für neue Hipsterwörter welt.de/kultur/article… via @welt

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astefanowitsch Leider nur für gruselige Werte von „man“.
twitter.com/bubernd/status…

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alqaeda Islam hates America, Christianity is worried about its golf swing, and Buddhism just wants a hug.

bbc.com/news/election-…

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AliceDreger The mate to the kid: "Learn to use a fork. You might someday want to enjoy the behaviors associated with reproduction."

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wenig_worte Merkel und CDU sind so weit nach links geschrieben worden, dass der Mob glaubt, rechts davon wäre demokratisch Platz.

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The Gettysburg Address – the Donald Trump Version – The Angry Staff Officer angrystaffofficer.com/2016/03/08/the…

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Schmidtlepp Tja liebe "sozialliberale" in der Piratenpartei, hättet ihr damals einfach mal die Klappe gehalten und andere machen lassen.

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CodeWisdom "Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight." - Bill Gates ✈️

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StatsmanBruno Everyone thinks Lee Sedol won but did you look at the black pieces pattern??? pic.twitter.com/XXzjN5oSFf

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nsaphra What classification task easily & efficiently solved by classic learning methods will hn learn an RNN for today? pic.twitter.com/d0qQWqIcXw

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nervengiftlabs Das Gedicht über das Spanning Tree Protocol (von der Erfinderin verfasst) ist nicht klausurrelevant pic.twitter.com/0VCTzQGnbj

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astefanowitsch Ich habe jetzt fast 500 Wörter für den Zustand, bei einer Zugfahrt seinen Kopfhörer zu Hause vergessen zu haben.

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ojahnn Ich habe versucht, jemanden mich auszutricksen zu versuchen zu versuchen.

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ojahnn Jemand ist mich auszutricksen zu versuchen versucht gewesen.

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ojahnn @texttheater Ich bin jemanden auszutricksen versucht gewesen.

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@ojahnn Korrektes langes Passiv wäre MUSEN "Ich bin auszutricksen versucht worden!"

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ojahnn Ich bin ausgetrickst zu werden versucht worden!

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Lotterleben Per Autoplay-Video "SO GEHT DIGITALE ZEITUNG!" plärren. Mh, ja, eigentlich genau nicht.

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Wiki_Irrtum Die Bezeichnung Fachanwalt ist eines der bekanntesten Wallfahrtsziele des Spessarts.

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demishassabis When I say 'thought' and 'realisation' I just mean the output of value net. It was around 70% at move 79 and then dived on move 87

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demishassabis Mistake was on move 79, but only came to that realisation on around move 87

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demishassabis Lee Sedol is playing brilliantly! thought it was doing well, but got confused on move 87. We are in trouble now...

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demishassabis Lee Sedol wins game 4!!! Congratulations! He was too good for us today and pressured into a mistake that it couldn’t recover from

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Paintball und High Tea

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m_rinck Tester in Trance: Jedes neue Tool bringt sein eignes Unbewusstes mit. Warte nur, bis der Schlaf kommt, dann wird es ausgerollt. Für dich!

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crowbloke I see the time travellers have started arriving. vine.co/v/iHY3i6EZFgX

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socreativepics The entrance to the car park of Estonian State Opera. pic.twitter.com/vQHtUDKYZe

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latentjasper AlphaGo is truly amazing, but let's not forget that Lee Sedol is still better than it at every imaginable activity that is not Go.

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@danieldekok I guess the joke is the father used a flawed program to arrive at the answer.

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– Papa, was ist die größte Zahl?
– NaN.

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jamis A church billboard inspired me to write a Ruby script. weblog.jamisbuck.org/2016/3/12/vari… Any other clever/funny/pithy variations?

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uitmuntend.de jetzt mobile-friendly! \o/

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haldaume3 contrast, eg., language problems. here, there's arguably some co-evo between humans and language that make us REALLY good at it

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haldaume3 .OTOH, games (go, atari, chess) were designed by humans specifically to be hard for humans. amazement should be tempered by that.

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Wer kennt das nicht. "Unbezahlbar – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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gchrupala Awesome. Maybe I can finally scrap my in house DIY funktional Theano wrapper twitter.com/fchollet/statu…

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gchrupala @asayeed We can certainly understand the states of small NN in many cases. Have been for a long time

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gchrupala @asayeed neither is inscrutable in any deep sense. Just a question of size and complexity

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Machine intuitions should come with warning labels, but so should human (expert) intuitions. Read Kahneman.

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makes it clear that machines are capable not only of formulas, but also of intuitions.

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ojahnn @texttheater Kontaktlinsen. Bettwäsche. Kaffeetasse.

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plomlompom fefe hat Angst vor : blog.fefe.de/?ts=a81d2712

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Ich hätte gerne was aus Vantablack, aber was? Möbel? Kleidung?

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plomlompom Ich verbreite Links auf Texte doch nicht, weil ich sie gelesen habe, sondern damit ihr sie für mich lest.

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rsalakhu Deep Learning Summer School: Terrific event with many exciting speakers! Super excited to come to Montreal in August
sites.google.com/site/deeplearn…

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lukew “but people won’t ________ on mobile.” pic.twitter.com/SEIIVBQhZR

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sloganotron Shouldn't your baby be in you?

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sloganotron You've got mouth. We've got indifference.

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sloganotron Impossible is out of style

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spinfocl Die -Doku auf @ARTEde ist sehr verstörend. Offensichtlich war das Funktionsprinzip der Reaktoren überhaupt nicht bekannt.

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"Watch out for the sunken meeting area!"

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What Are Trump Fans Really ‘Afraid’ to Say? nyti.ms/227Uk6e

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@asayeed jugendsprachlich: beschaffen, besorgen, organisieren

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acwagner Übrigens: Arbeitet man (wieder) mit dt. Hochschul-Teams zusammen, muss man wieder in die Email-Kommunikation einsteigen …

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Sheril_ I've had this wonderful Sagan quote on my mind since last night's pic.twitter.com/kqkwNJEcav

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They seem to have a much weaker notion of compositional syntax though.

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You can be snarky or you can miss the point, but if you do both at the same time I’m gonna grill you.

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Dieses Sozialleben ist ja sehr erfreulich, aber ich müsste dann jetzt demnächst auch irgendwann mal wieder was an meiner Diss tun.

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My hunch would be ABC-D is a result of word formation. Compositional syntax is supposed to *generalize*.

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Also, what would be the syntactic explanation for ABC-D vs. *D-ABC?

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Paper claims birds have compositional syntax. Evidence: 2 words, 1 complex phrase, 1 non-phrase. Bit meager? nature.com/ncomms/2016/16…

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peterbreuer Es gibt Netz so wunderschone kostengunstige Fonts fur Grafiker und alle anderen, die Schriften mogen.

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antjeschrupp Hab was über Nonmentions gebloggt und mentione ausdrücklich @meikelobo - antjeschrupp.com/2016/03/10/kle…

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unconed Here's an elaboration of that last thought. Mathematicians are insane. Q.E.D. pic.twitter.com/OqbJAokBTg

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cassidoo Built an app w/ @clarifai to answer the question: Chihuahua or Muffin?

github.com/cassidoo/chihu… pic.twitter.com/RtZSBLW8Gz

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Geekprinzessin Hallo hübsche Menschen, warum stellt jetzt nicht mal jeder sein Bier weg, zieht sich aus und wir schlafen alle miteinander?

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seanmcarroll How cool would it be if black holes like the ones LIGO observed constitute the dark matter of the universe?
preposterousuniverse.com/blog/2016/03/1…

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Erst noch Plan 9 oder gleich @urbit_?

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emilymbender And here's a map of all 105 languages we've built grammars for in Ling 567 since 2004. Cupcake this @lauriedermer ! pic.twitter.com/jX7C87uhrY

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peterbreuer Ein Politiker der FDP (nie direkt gewählt, als Unternehmer 1,4 Mio von der KfW versenkt) will Flüchtlinge zur schnellen Effizienz zwingen...

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korrekturen Wem »unverzüglich« zu profan ist: »spornstreichs« bedeutet das Gleiche und zieht wesentlich mehr Aufmerksamkeit auf sich.

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peterbreuer Frauke Petry ist toll. Ethik gerne, aber doch bitte nicht bei einem Staat.

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tiger_food Da war es wieder gewesen! Das rheinische Plusquamperfekt!

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ojahnn Nachdem die unlösbaren Probleme weg sind, ist die schwierigste Aufgabe nun, pro Timeslot an 6 Sessions teilzunehmen. esslli2016.unibz.it/?page_id=439

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Nur, wenn wir die Demokratie, die wir haben, gebrauchen, können wir eine bessere bauen. Nichtwählen geht gar nicht.

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johl Go is hard for computers to understand? This looks easy:

package main
import "fmt"
func main() {
fmt.Printf("hello, world\n")
}

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j2bryson Unsurprising given size of search space. Shows humans rely on culture, not magic “general intelligence” twitter.com/Miles_Brundage…

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jessitron Programming exercise:
I give you some requirements
You write the code
A third person tries to guess the requirements based on the code.

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Quinnae_Moon I simply can't get on board with Clinton-Right-Or-Wrong, which is a parallel toxicity to the ballyhooed BernieBro problem.

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astefanowitsch Gut: Im Internet dürfen Leute über Dinge schreiben, von denen sie keinen Schimmer haben.

Schlecht: Alle diskutieren dann tagelang darüber.

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NurEinePhrase "Ich wiederhole mich ungern."
"Das sagten Sie bereits."

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ZacTheLinguist It's getting hot in here (so hot) pic.twitter.com/XPXmBukEG5

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neiltyson I hear that the flat-Earth movement may be gaining momentum all around the globe.

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mark_riedl hasn’t just beaten a world champion twice, but it may have changed how humans play the game henceforth. twitter.com/flyosity/statu…

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wordspy Spied: uncertainty laundering
pp. Using statistics to create the appearance of order or certainty.
wordspy.com/blog/spied-unc…

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.@spinfocl Einen Punkt dazwischenzusetzen ist auch eine nicht besonders ästhetische, aber verbreitete Lösung.

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wordspy prognostalgia n. Nostalgia for an unrealized future that was predicted in the past. wspy.ws/prno

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stephenroller Congrats for the second win.

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spinfocl Ich kreuze die Bennrather Linie. Hallo Niederdeutschland!

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GerritKloss Skandalöse Begründung der MHH im Fall : Die benannten Mängel hätten zwingend zur Aberkennung des Titels führen müssen.

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My programming class is making Twitterbots now that will soon start posting Dutch generated rhymes and accidental haikus.

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marga_owski Ich kann das nicht, mit Twitter aufhören. Ich finde doch nie wieder eine Dating-App, auf der ich mit Erika Steinbach kommunizieren kann.

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Snowden Journos: @MIT studied exactly this and found Lynch's desire is impossible to safely achieve: dspace.mit.edu/bitstream/hand… twitter.com/JennaMC_Laugh/…

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siracusa My daughter (8) describing Darth Vader's force-choking abilities: "He can kill you through Wi-Fi."

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brianloveswords We couldn't get the printer to connect, luckily it's a printer/scanner combo pic.twitter.com/5uidqXfjjP

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asayeed I'm in a natural science that is also a social science, a "humanity", and a sort of IT engineering. All at once, equally.

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Bei "" muss ich mir immer einen Twiiterbot vorstellen, der schlechte Witze erkennt und mit Grillenzirpen reagiert. ;)

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mikehadlow Yes, I'm a computer programmer; no, I don't know how your computer works. pic.twitter.com/ERfVrUIjT0

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ojahnn Reading a lot of terrible published papers as research for my own term paper is giving me a lot of confidence. If those can get published...

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spinfocl wins first game against human world champion .

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therealmoneyboy Bank is a place where they loan you money if u prove u don't need it

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GlitchLogos ţęoy҉s ̛r͘ u̶s̀™ pic.twitter.com/eY3opHJF7G

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socialgeraldine Hier, Dings, Follower in Baden-Württemberg, Rheinland-Pfalz und Sachsen-Anhalt: Wir gehen ALLE am Sonntag wählen, okay?

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ChrisGPotts I believe I got genuine (but delayed) laughs in my semprag class with "Watching TV in your underwear – that's a scalar implicature!"

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$ python3 -m unittest
FFFFF..FF...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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kykel Plötzlich bekomme ich Lust, einen Röhrenmonitor zu entmagnetisieren.

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Nachtvogel Dem ist nichts hinzuzufügen.
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Last chance to learn to play Go before mankind is beaten at it once and for all. ;D Surprisingly fun! playgo.to/index-e.html

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ForbesWoman Black woman engineer launches "blind" job match app to take bias out of tech hiring: onforb.es/1pudsNA pic.twitter.com/p2MimUxkIn

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sam_brannen Hmmm... @soundtrack --> that's a tag I wasn't aware of. Very creative, Mr. @olivergierke ;) bit.ly/1FllQ7Z

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nsaphra How do we make robust statistical methods as user-friendly as P-vals so researchers who slept thru stats use them? nature.com/news/statistic…

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MahanEsfahani Pretty sure that was the first time complete pandemonium and hostility broke out in a harpsichord concert.

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okoeroo Accidental Escher pic.twitter.com/fUoSaOvQDM

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Die 1933-Vergleiche legen an Angemessenheit zu. zeit.de/politik/auslan…

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stporombka Neu. MONTAGSSCHUHE. Für alle, die zeigen wollen, dass sie ziemlich auf dem Schlauch stehen (schon ab 2,50 €) pic.twitter.com/MVJLWo0GoL

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Europe's trampling of free speech is getting alarming theguardian.com/technology/201…

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jasonbaldridge I wonder how many data cleansing scripts cheerily ignore Nambia (aka NA). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-…

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3 of 5 stars to The Last Dragonslayer by Jasper Fforde goodreads.com/review/show/15…

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pmddomingos The Turing test is like saying planes don't fly unless they can fool birds into thinking they're birds. (Peter Norvig)

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alqaeda Pretty sure this guy has MH370 hidden in his attic & he’s handing it over 1 piece at a time as a publicity stunt.

news.yahoo.com/second-possibl…

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ojahnn "Spielen wir weiter?" - "Gleich. Mein Getränk ist noch auf am gewärmt werden."

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asayeed I'm convinced that the only reason exists is to help Germans get their snark out of their system before work on Monday.

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aannggeellll Forgot to charge arm last night. Charging at cellphone charge area at airport pic.twitter.com/jGoJqojC5q

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hllizi Jetzt Geld verdienen mit dem Onkeltrick!

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ojahnn @texttheater @techniktagebuch Unsere Philosophie bzgl Kabelsichtbarkeit ist "hide it in plain sight". pic.twitter.com/adJLfY8n8y

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Seit heute in meiner Wohnung keine sichtbaren Kabel mehr außer Stromkabel. /cc @techniktagebuch

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Soeppelboette Überall empfehlenswert. pic.twitter.com/Bwx2hHQL0P

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_juliaschramm So ist das. @Claudiusseidl in der FAS. pic.twitter.com/CHUTDMPMdE

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ojahnn We talked about how every dataset is created from a certain perspective, & how it's impossible to make something neutral from that.

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iand Distribution of people's PIN codes. Vertical line is 19xx, bottom left are dates DDMM. datagenetics.com/blog/september… pic.twitter.com/LdKuBZ8LBZ

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dirk_hovy Replicability in microeconomics less bad than in psychology - statistically underpowered study finds... twitter.com/pgroth/status/…

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bundesamtfvs Erfreulich: Langsam normalisiert sich die Lage in der Türkei wieder. Auch Medien sind wieder zufrieden mit Erdogan. twitter.com/gKismir/status…

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Wondergirl Sorry, aber wenn ich Miró-Bilder sehen will, gehe ich zum Zahnarzt.

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YouHadOneJ0B Best cable holder ever! pic.twitter.com/aXJ3G3R4fC

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jardinduvin Sohn steckt gerade in einer extremen Warum-Phase. Meine Frau und ich spielen “Wer zuerst ‘einfach so’ oder ‘Urknall’ sagt, hat verloren.”

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Wort des Tages: Quissen "Quissen – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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spacecommunism Reminder that clients abusing sex workers is an argument FOR decriminalisation, not against it!

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Nachtvogel @jessevandoren @texttheater Germany. The place where a bridge is built so a canal can cross a river. ;) goo.gl/maps/bMwFCUhyX…

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nsaphra @DougOfNashville @haldaume3 "change men instead" makes good soundbites, but I like learning to navigate the world as is, not as it should be

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ChrisBucholz Trying couple weeks. Favorite Indian restaurant shut down but then I found another one. Looks like everything's going to be OK.

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ojahnn "Das ist jetzt der Punkt, wo ich mit der Hoffnungstrompete um die Ecke komme!!!" - @_noujoum

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DougOfNashville Ashcroft: No more Lean-In train sessions 4 women, until we have training 4 men on listening, deference, giving credit to others

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gchrupala Tasty paper recipe:
1. Take word2vec
2. Tweak to taste
3. Evaluate on a word similarity
4. Claim as Deep Learning

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markjaquith @waldojaquith way to exclude people with vacuunyms

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waldojaquith I wrote this regex to validate people’s names: (.+)

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frachtschaden Von einer Assassine am Bahnhof abgeholt werden.

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fiddle This happens more than you might think. mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/06/opi…

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theRosenblatts vom Luxus über zu fantasieren wp.me/p2thZz-1Tt

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NeinQuarterly A gentle reminder that if you're lonely, write prose. And poetry, if you intend to stay that way.

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frachtschaden Und wie immer beginnt meine Flugnummer mit FR8. <3

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diegutebutter Laut benachbarten Kirchturm endlich mal wieder bis 207 Uhr ausgeschlafen.

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Mit der Erwartung konfrontiert, für verschiedene Sportarten verschiedene Sportschuhe zu haben, lachte ich laut.

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jessevandoren The Netherlands pic.twitter.com/wx4EAuG0iT

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cloudette_ Gebloggt: Typisch Mädchen - typisch Jungs. Alles ganz natürlich. Oder?… cloudette.net/2016/03/04/typ… pic.twitter.com/5GHkdomOsO

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m_rinck "Ein Gelehrter von internationalem Ruf brachte seine berühmte Vielsprachigkeit auf die ironische Formel, er spreche Russisch in 15 Sprachen"

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Das Bücherhaben dient der Raumgestaltung.

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theshrillest a guy who thinks "SJWs" are whiny "professional victims" went to the white house to protest losing a blue check twitter.com/Trillburne/sta…

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erowidrecruiter I then found myself walking up to Drew's house around 9:00-9:30, with no eyelids, with the latest technologies, architectures, and standards

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erowidrecruiter moaning, holding ourselves to quell the inner pain: we are experiencing incredible growth.

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erowidrecruiter Hi Zachary, My name is xx, and you took 10mg of 2C-I, carefully measured with a focus on fast, iterative development over 150 deployments/mo

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CodepointsNet WebKit starts implementing hanging punctuation. If you know the typographic fine prints, maybe you can help them: lists.w3.org/Archives/Publi…

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plomlompom Ist schon einen Bericht wert, wenn ein PoC-FehlVerdächtigter /nicht/ für Misshandlung durch Polizei verurteilt wird: jungle-world.com/artikel/2016/0…

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Taniel That explains the mass resignations when the Bush White House circulated the torture memos. twitter.com/AriFleischer/s…

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GeneMonchelli Leland are you kidding me pic.twitter.com/hNytybLK4x

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ojahnn Blogeintrag: Mein Blockseminar über Twitterbots und Textgenerierung enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=230

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"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gender Stereotypes" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

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kathrinpassig Noch mal vielen Dank an @bjoerngrau für seinen Link zu Crystal Meth spiegel.de/gesundheit/ern… - das im Artikel erwähnte Buch lohnt sich.

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Just reserved my S ʌ B U C K S ⬤ F F E E from tspr.ng/ICRNUtst via @teespring, available for the next 6 days

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GeileHirnbude Heidelberg, Germany + Futurama @deepart_io pic.twitter.com/qly4pXYNpN

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Freddy2805 -Titel Freitag: Die neue Anti-Drogen-Partei pic.twitter.com/1Y20rlvGxn

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jasonbaldridge Reminder to anti-GMO folks: you're being anti-science & anti-environment. There are costs to banning/reducing GMOs. theness.com/neurologicablo…

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14 Tagesordnungspunkte, 14 Ausschüsse gebildet.

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CodeWisdom "All code in any code-base should look like a single person typed it, no matter how many people contributed." - Rick Waldron

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GeileHirnbude "Meine Gefährtin fürchtet sich vor den Mäuschen, damit beschütze ich sie: Nageltier(sic!)-Abjagemaschine"

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"You're multiplying apples with oranges."

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spinfocl Die Frau hat mich mit Donald Trump verglichen. Gut, dass gleich Friseurtermin ist.

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plomlompom Bei queer.de/detail.php?art… denken: Ist's dann auch ein SuperGAU für die DrogenLiberalisierungsSzene, wenn rauskommt, dass Beck schwul ist?

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stporombka Frühling. pic.twitter.com/yT0eT9gW8w

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"Music makes the people come together – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

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The Revenge of the Lower Classes and the Rise of American Fascism m.truthdig.com/report/item/th…

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thought experiment (n) simulation on wetware

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stavvers This is important, signal boost the hell out of it: Right To Remain Toolkit, a guide to UK immigration/asylum system righttoremain.org.uk/toolkit/index.…

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Chaosfux Ich musste an euch denken. :-)

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StatModeling New post: More on replication crisis andrewgelman.com/2016/03/03/mor…

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Lotterleben Dudes, woher kommt egtl der Reflex Frauen an den Rücken zu fassen wenn sie sich an einem vorbeiwursteln oder andersrum? Das ist moppelkotze.

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frachtschaden Lebensmittelskandale brotalstmöglich aufklären.

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schachtigall Ende der -Verhandlung. Fazit: Wäre nicht schade um die NPD, aber ob's auch reicht, ist unklar. Denn der Antrag hatte Schwächen.

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TODO app idea: what you don't mark as done by the due date is automatically pushed back 1 day, then 1 week, then 1 month, then 1 year.

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Has anyone tried something like , but for speech? Strengthen the words that the network thinks it hears?

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Oh God, Someone Ran Fear and Loathing Through Google's Neural Network gizmodo.com/oh-god-someone…

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(Main road surrounded by grassland makes slight bend.)
Google: TURN RIGHT!

(Street in dense urban grid makes 90° bend.)
Google: …

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@ojahnn Ist das „Gödel, Escher, Bach“?

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jkfecke Incidentally, this seemed way too on point, and I decided to fact-check.

100% legit. query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-fr… twitter.com/jonostrower/st…

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ojahnn Anwendungsfälle: Basismodule im Studium, theoretischer Teil eines sonst praktischen Seminars, erste Smalltalk-Gespräche mit neuen Bekannten

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ojahnn Seit Jahren meine Lieblingsmetapher f Situationen, in denen man sich erst durch was todlangweiliges quälen muss, bevor es interessant wird.

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ojahnn Die beste Erfindung von Walter Moers ist meiner Meinung nach der Abenteuerroman, der mit 100 Seiten über Theorie der Lanzenpflege beginnt.

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treycausey "forcemake": a movie that seems to be simultaneously a reboot, a remake, and a sequel. Etymology: "The Force Awakens"

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nadjakwapil Prestigious authors. Re-searching for even more prestige. You might at best re-lie on them.

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joerogan Court strikes down university ban on 'communicating in a manner likely to cause emotional or physical discomfort' wapo.st/1RH1fhC?tid=ss…

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dorinlazar @BernieSanders Romania is sorry for not being the third world country you and your voters thinks it is. We'll be more careful next time!

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schachtigall Nun grillt das den -Parteichef Frank Franz zur NPD-Programmatik. Erster Eindruck: Er laviert ganz schön rum.

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Wahnsinn. Wintergatan - Marble Machine (music instrument using 2000 marbles) youtu.be/IvUU8joBb1Q via @YouTube

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Nachtvogel Sagenhaft, wie der Spiegel es hinkriegt, einen hochkarätigen Kongreß zu komplett zu ignorieren. Naja, vermutlich auch besser so.

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honnibal O my neural net.
When you do not learn, is it
Chance or buggy fate?

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labenzticker Balbini, der: Knapper zweiteiliger Badeanzug für kleine Mädchen. labenz.texttheater.net/Balbini

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levudev »Tut mir Leid, die Buchstabensuppe mag ja gut schmecken, aber das Kerning ist ja katastrophal!«

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zachlieberman what happens when you average “faces in things” images robbykraft.com/sfpc/index.php… via @RobbyKraft @sfpc pic.twitter.com/yXJ04H50xy

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duckinator All you need for a name field is a single textbox. If you think you need anything more, get the fuck over yourself.

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etzioni A Plan in Case Robots Take the Jobs: Give Everyone a Paycheck. nytimes.com/2016/03/03/tec…

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EverydaySexism Obama removes all funding for abstinence-only sex education patheos.com/blogs/progress…

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emilymbender Would you like an any-to-any dictionary in your browser? Check out dev.panlex.org/pl-translator/ for Chrome using @panlexproject by Li Wang

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peterbreuer Eine repräsentative Umfrage ergab: Die einen so, die anderen so.

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Snowden If they are, they're looking at it the wrong way. "Locking yourself out" is now the only reliable liability shield. twitter.com/mattblaze/stat…

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JuedischeOnline Unser kommt von Thomas Goppel aus der pic.twitter.com/Md0vfS92LI

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_jayphelps I died. 😂 pic.twitter.com/APZqtkHnSt

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christinelove “Why do people like Markov-generated text?” you ask.

Actually, Markov was the mathematician; what generates the text is Markov’s monster

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WiredUK This incredible music machine is powered by 2,000 marbles wired.uk/zqCRe9 pic.twitter.com/kaRs7cC7Xe

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Noahpinion Other GOPers can't say things like "Let's repair the roads", because of the insane ideology they invented that no one ended up caring about.

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Jason_Spacey Leave university in shitloads of debt

Pay thousands in rent as you can't afford to buy

Work into your 70s

Die pic.twitter.com/VG0m8xpdKe

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fredericmarx “I can’t tell you what menstruation is, why don’t you go build a bomb.”
Google’s is bound to be a success. 💥 pic.twitter.com/4bjIpmL9UM

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peterbreuer Nähgarn lässt sich leichter einfädeln, wenn man das lose Ende an den Schwanz eines Kamels bindet, das gerade durch ein Nadelöhr geht.

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kendrawcandraw Yes a 2 party system sucks & no candidate is perfect but if u dont want Trump to be the dude who makes Mad Max a documentary go fucking vote

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Refugees buying one-way tickets home after finding Germany intolerable - LA Times latimes.com/world/europe/l…

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timmartin2 I saw a book entitled "Die GNU Autotools" and I thought "My feelings exactly". Turns out the book was in German.

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tvchiquita "Oooh, sun....warm....must..FLOOF."

"Ma'am? Can you come get your bird? I think it's melting." (via becausebirds) pic.twitter.com/fvlBXPXYfx

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nadjakwapil being stingy with praise. is a waste of energy.

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erikbryn Congrats to cryptographers Diffie & Hellman on the long-overdue Turing Award!
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Mahan Esfahani's own comment on the matter. Perfect. twitter.com/nanoDdorf/stat…

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"zuletzt solche Reaktionen bei Stockhausen-Aufführungen Ende der 60er Jahre" https://t.co/4h8yT1hkXt"...

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plomlompom Da muss man heute schon ins WeltDörfchen Köln fahren für ein BildungsBürgertum, dem SteveReich als Provokation gilt: ksta.de/kultur/konzert…

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Geekprinzessin Gestern bin ich mit Halsschmerzen in eine Apotheke gegangen und habe gesagt, dass mir die Haare weh tun.
Mein Spanisch ist toll.

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astefanowitsch Für mich der eigentlich interessante Punkt an Steinbachs Tweet und der Empörung darüber: facebook.com/mansa.musa.129…

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nsaphra This WALL OF TEXT describes a formula with like 3 arithmetic operators total. Is the 538 audience really incapable of reading simple math?

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nsaphra Things can be SO MUCH CLEARER if you stop condescending and write the arithmetic as formulae projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/… pic.twitter.com/MIUrsJm8yP

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gchrupala According to @pmddomingos neural networks are big piles of numbers that no one can understand. We think we can a bit twitter.com/kadarakos/stat…

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