The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 31st, 2010

Who is Major Asspain, and why is he installing Trac?

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OverlandParker Instead of trying to look young by filling your face with Botox, why don't you just stop using air quotes every time you say "text message".

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kasia886 Bin schon langweilig genug, brauche nicht extra Küchenrolle kaufen.

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OverlandParker Now every time someone asks me what I've been up to, I'll have no choice but to say "I don't care what he told you, Ricky Martin is a liar".

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