Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

D├╝sseldorf

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May 28th, 2010

Ich sage jetzt nicht mehr "Helmut-Schmidt-Nachrichten", sondern "iPad-Kurier".

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@paniq Personalausweis. And F├╝hrerschein. Which at least is still the same.

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@paniq Routine security check. "Please enter the last four digits on your long-expired ID card that you had when you signed up..."

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@paniq Dammit, PayPal locked me out of my account and is taking ages to process my complaint. I'll be late to this party. Congrats so far!

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Two's a pattern, three's a paradigm.

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FakeAPStylebook "Possess" has four Ss, one for each Satan inhabiting the word.

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