Ich sage jetzt nicht mehr "Helmut-Schmidt-Nachrichten", sondern "iPad-Kurier".
@paniq Personalausweis. And Führerschein. Which at least is still the same.
@paniq Routine security check. "Please enter the last four digits on your long-expired ID card that you had when you signed up..."
@paniq Dammit, PayPal locked me out of my account and is taking ages to process my complaint. I'll be late to this party. Congrats so far!
Two's a pattern, three's a paradigm.
FakeAPStylebook "Possess" has four Ss, one for each Satan inhabiting the word.