The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 18th, 2010

Wortteufel Manche Menschen sind so fixiert, dass sie sich wohl im Grab noch umdrehen werden wegen uns. Hach, lustig.

via web (retweeted on 11:46 AM, Jun 18th, 2010 via web)

OverlandParker My plan to rob this bank was full proof until the teller refused to send my gun back through the drive-thru tube.

via Echofon (retweeted on 1:05 AM, Jun 18th, 2010 via web)