biorhythmist My abs hurt from all the sit-ups I just laughed at myself for thinking about doing.
biorhythmist Expect the unexPTERODACTYL DANCE TROUPE
biorhythmist If I were an optometrist, my first question to clients would be asking if they were seeing anyone. And then we would laugh and make out.
biorhythmist When all you have is a hammer every problem is apparently right outside my bedroom window all morning oh hey you have a radial saw too
biorhythmist ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today. This is not a drill.
biorhythmist I SAID I HAD A NEAR DEAF EXPERIENCE
biorhythmist Ke$ha had to change her name to Ke\$ha after a tragic shell script accident.
biorhythmist The wifi goes out at the cafe and it becomes Animal Planet as the hipster meerkats stand up on their hind legs all at once to look around.
biorhythmist Asian guys with blond hair: You're scaring the baby.
biorhythmist I would never joke about your mother's favorite sexual position.
That would be beneath me.
biorhythmist As a retarded faggot, I'm finding many of these YouTube comments quite off-putting.
Warum sagt mir das keiner, man kann die von Favstar irrtümlich unterstellten Favs selbst löschen. Alles wieder gut: http://t.co/o74w1qgB
“The q-word.” Priceless. http://t.co/IFswortR
Verb of the day: 1984 http://t.co/IFswortR
„Zürnt mir nicht, ihr schönen Tanzenden, wenn ich den kleinen Gott ein wenig züchtige!“ (Nietzsche, Also sprach Zarathustra)