Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 16th, 2012

"I may not have put a ring on her finger, but I did put a key on her ring."

via Twitter for Android

hllizi Truth Grammar -- a grammar dedicated to the creepy idea that anything that is false should not be a sentence at all.

via web (retweeted on 11:05 PM, Mar 16th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

Hat nichts miteinander zu tun: Auftragsschwemme und Auftragschwämmchen

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Jetzt ist es passiert, ich habe das Internet leergeguckt.

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"clashed harmoniously" (Gilbert Adair, A Mysterious Affair of Style)

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Grässliches Icon, klasse App: K-9 Mail für Android

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"Ich mag ihn. Er kann so schön zustimmen."

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