The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 14th, 2012

"So in your opinion, what does set us apart from the apes? More neurons?" - *shakes head* "Vocal tract."

via Twitter for Android

Versuchen, einer Dame die Drehtür aufzuhalten: ich.

via Twitter for Android

spinfoCL Nope. RT @WDR: Jetzt ist´s raus: Das 2012 ist - "Rettungsroutine". Hat das schon mal wer gehört ...? (via @v_i_o_l_a)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Dec 14th, 2012 via web)

GrMeaningBank Release 2.0.0 of the Groningen Meaning Bank is there, with over 400,000
tokens and new annotation layers. gmb.let.rug.nl/downloads.php

via web (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Dec 14th, 2012 via web)

hemantmehta Me: You can write notes on one side of paper to help you on the exam.

Student: Is this ok?

Me: You win this round… pic.twitter.com/1E6OJBSr

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:15 AM, Dec 14th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)