The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 24th, 2022

wortgeburt Reproduktionsverweigerung. ( via @meikestoverock 😕 ) twitter.com/meikestoverock…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

matt_meeta [Ahmad Abul Baraa Voice]
Darf man Massenschlägerei im Sommerbad am Insulaner im Berliner Bezirk Steglitz machen?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

formschub Irgendwie inkonsequent, dass es nahe dem Hamburger »Borgweg« weder die »Romulanertwiete«, den »Ferengifleet« noch den »Klingonenwall« gibt.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:42 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

„Es ist ja auch tatsächlich ein historischer Moment, aber es müssen halt noch einige weitere historische Momente dazukommen.“

via Twitter for Android

KidsWriteJokes man: waiter, waiter there’s a lamb in my Sunday dinner

waiter: that’s because it helps you turn into one

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 9:50 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

EnglishGibson There’s gotta be a German word for when you insist there’s gotta be a German word for the thing you think there’s gotta be a German word for!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:24 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

umckalabra man kann hier nicht seinen spotify iceberg posten und dann einfach sachen ausschwärzen hallo???

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:23 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

LuxAlptraum Anyway we've spent the past six years being all and so on and I need you to know, now more than ever, that spreading information about self-managed abortion is *actual resistance*. Here's a list of crucial resources for a post-Roe abortion. abortion.cafe

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker Connecting disparate computer systems took decades of time by thousands of engineers to hash out the details of new communication protocols. And guess what, they did it. With no commercial motive. That was the magic, not the tech. And that is nonexistent in blockchain land.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker I can't tell you how many times I've talked to energetic students with great ideas about what's wrong with our institutions who, in a sane world, would be working on fixing our institutions but instead have been seduced by the idea that you can replace them with smart contracts.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:59 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker I agree with Bruce Schneier (@schneierblog) that blockchain has so far proven useless. Worse, it's proven a costly distraction to people and communities who are trying to solve real problems. schneier.com/blog/archives/… pic.twitter.com/lS06o3Dxud

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Wort (und Ding) des Tages: Lärmblitzer twitter.com/squirrelnews_d…

via Twitter for Android

astefanowitsch Es gibt Tage, da kommt man mit seiner Forschung nicht richtig voran, aber am Ende ist man irgendwie trotzdem weiter. Like wer kennt.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

HannavonKaese imagine du bist ein*e sympathische*r Militante*r und willst bspw einen Bundesbankier über den Haufen schießen. als er die Tür öffnet sagst du "ich habe ein kleines Attentat auf dich vor" aber oh schreck, das ist ein allman spruch, abbruch abbruch

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:55 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm 1 Schnelltest-"Eigenbeteiligung" = 18% des monatlichen Hartz-IV-Budgets für Gesundheitspflege

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm New gender just dropped (jetzt mit Bildbeschreibung, danke @IlliAnnaHeger) pic.twitter.com/EPEIFLnj5P

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MisterABK Golf courses are like, "what if nature was rendered on 2003 hardware?"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

tagesschau_eil Bundestag beschließt Streichung von Paragraf 219a tagesschau.de/eilmeldung/eil…

via tagesschau.de (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker kleinwinsen (V.): Jemanden so lange mit niedlichen Winsel- und Japsgeräuschen umlagern, bis der/diejenige klein beigibt und das tut, was man möchte. labenz.neutsch.org/kleinwinsen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Klavierschüler Ortheil um 1960: »Über diesen letzten Wochen lag eine sonderbare Schwere«

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org blaffen – bluf – blüfe – geblaffen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/B

via neutschbot (retweeted on 7:43 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

anna_pryslopska @Isimiez I hated this so much in undergrad. Just give me IPA and be done with it. There's usually a page explaining the custom transcription anyway.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Abrasiva die Schroffe

via Twitter for Android

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dt. Weltenbrand

via Twitter for Android

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via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:23 AM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

sarahclazarus did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:09 AM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

OkButStill Jordan Peterson: When a ghost says, "boo!" it is BEYOND alarming, obviously. But the word "boo" not only frightens, it is a condemnation.

Joe Rogan: The ghost is scaring you, but he's also, like booing you.

Peterson (tearing up): Well there you have it. That's exactly correct.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:05 AM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

PR0GRAMMERHUM0R My Cosmic Ray Detector function, just 7 lines. reddit.com/r/programmerhu… pic.twitter.com/TRXEHnuH9Q

via programmerhumor (retweeted on 7:03 AM, Jun 24th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

#154 1/6 (100%)
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via Twitter for Android