The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 11th, 2013

ChrisDiehl@katecrawford: Here we go. ‘Biometric Database of All Adult Americans Hidden in Immigration Reform.’ bit.ly/ZTqQLp” what me worry?

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:42 PM, May 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

BrillenträgerIn vs. BedenkenträgerIn

via web

7xy Bericht über das Google Glass Experiment auf der re:publica fb.me/Kd9QAz7q

via Facebook (retweeted on 9:37 PM, May 11th, 2013 via web)

eoghanmcdermo Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.

Nipple squirrel ham

via web (retweeted on 7:55 PM, May 11th, 2013 via web)

Herr_Rau Mit Fußballfans im Zug. Fordere verpflichtende 3. Klasse. Übrigens gebe ich Sportlehrern Mitschuld. Kenne da eher Gröl- als von-Cramm-Typen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:55 PM, May 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge The ability to optimally do TAB-completion is a pretty big influence on how I name files.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:53 PM, May 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

TheTweetOfGod I believe meat is murder. And that vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:50 PM, May 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

oOtrinityOo Bei offenem Fenster geschnarcht. Zum Vogel des Jahres 2013 gewählt worden.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:48 PM, May 11th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

imdaGrumpyCat What I hate most about Twitter is finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi

via imdagrumpycat (retweeted on 9:47 AM, May 11th, 2013 via web)

@L3viathan2142 Ein Account im Forum ist das, was einer "Mitgliedschaft" am nächsten kommt.

via Twitter for Android in reply to L3viathan2142