The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 21st, 2017

oh_hey_sarah I’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help pic.twitter.com/U5X6tbnGdW

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Macht mach jemand ein JSON aus den ? Aus dem Parsing-Alter bin ich raus :)

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

SpecGram Computational Linguistics. A sub-discipline practiced by malicious killjoys who have no regard for the claims and generalizations of others.

via IFTTT (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

nordlichtaushu So jetzt noch mal ein Statement von mir.

pic.twitter.com/JOOgF8PQzV

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

citykirche_sw Sorry, der musste raus. pic.twitter.com/HY7d3eYCul

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

Danach wurde Heinrich Heine nie wieder für ein Testimonial angefragt. pic.twitter.com/n0ExBHUDz0

via Twitter for Android

Mit dem Phaser kann man das Abendessen in der noch ungeöffneten Konservendose erwärmen.

via Twitter for Android

W7VOA Many on remarking that the hat the Queen wore during her speech today resembles the flag.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

@spinfocl @umblaetterer @jannikstroetgen Besser als grau! 👍 Für Twitter ist immer noch die Schrift zu klein bzw. die Zeilen zu breit.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

Owl City thankfully clarifies: the intended reading is distributive, not collective or cumulative. #twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Dc2NNiyret

via Twitter for Android

Balzac2m @philipsteffan @Lotterleben Sehe ich auch so:
💚I want in dem pants
❌I don't want in dem pants

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)

sbl1976 I reckon by the end of these negotiations we'll have agreed to join the Euro.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:44 AM, Jun 21st, 2017 via Twitter for Android)