The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 4th, 2020

best_of_HP Harry Potter und das Dunkelwerden der Atemhemmung

via Harry-Potter-Titel (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

shellkind love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:06 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Henrik speedhinkt aus dem Krankenhaus

via Twitter for Android

GabrielBerlin Buschfeuer 🤝 Ich
Seit Monaten
wütend

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn come see my band play on Saturday we're called PROBLEMATIC BASELINE

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:24 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @bcjbcjbcj @tripofmice I mean... I *guess* I could do this? pic.twitter.com/bWRXyYSs8F

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:38 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

@gchrupala @liekegelderloos I was assuming an infinite initial population lol

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

An dieser Uni gibt es einen Menschen (ehem. Büronachbar, andere Fakultät), der nach meinen Hochrechnungen seit seinem zweiten Lebensjahr UNUNTERBROCHEN labert.

via Twitter for Android

seetakihere Hallo @DB_Bahn! Nachdem ich heute zum wiederholten Mal mein Umstiege mit Sprints bei voller Beladung verbracht habe und es aufgegeben habe, dass Ihr pünktlich werdet, habe ich folgenden konstruktiven Vorschlag: könnt Ihr auf den Bahnhöfen Bahnen für rennende Fahrgäste ausweisen?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:49 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn *reverting to a previous commit* ahh... simpler times

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

oxytocinated Deshalb lässt sich "genervt" ja auch durch "angepisst" ersetzen. twitter.com/wayfu/status/1…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

ojahnn MANzipan no wait MarziMAN no wait MarziPAIN no MALEzipan no MarzHEpan no twitter.com/MShrayber/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

RonAmadeo I propose we rename Google messaging services with the year of release, just like a copy of Madden or FIFA.

The provides for easier tracking and better communicates the ~yearly lifecycle of these apps. pic.twitter.com/p0Z3IRdHkv

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

cashbonez “I’ve got your nose hahaha”
“You idiot that was John Wick’s nose!”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

cashbonez The reason surgeons need years of training is they’re not allowed to say “yoink” when they take things out

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

jonhoo In January, @anishathalye, @jjgort, and I ran a short class at @MIT_CSAIL on topics we think are missing in most CS programs — tools we use every day that everyone should know, like bash, git, vim, and tmux. And now the lecture notes and videos are online! missing.csail.mit.edu pic.twitter.com/xNSlLgJfd4

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:21 AM, Feb 4th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)