The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 19th, 2020

durst Selbstbild als Jungs-Mutter & Ex-Intellektuelle // C.H. Beck, Random House, Frohmann // Ponto-Preis 2013 // SPD, GWUP, Vorstand Ökomoderne e.V. // Pro Nuclear // Classic Cars

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Wenn Liberale die Frauenquote verächtlich machen, dann stellen sie es gerne dar, als würden völlig unqualifizierte Personen willkürlich in Spitzenpositionen gehievt. Nur, weil ihnen das Prinzip so vertraut ist.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

sjmielke My two co-reviewers on an paper complain about a paper being only on a single language that no one cares about (reader, it is spoken by >10M in Africa) and the AC is just NOT HAVING IT. 😍

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:20 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

publictorsten Idee: Wäre FIFA nicht viel besser, wenn man jedem Spieler noch eine Knarre in die Hand drückt?
Nennen wir es: Call Of Soccer.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

hilaryagro During my research I interviewed a guy who said he was a libertarian until he did MDMA and realized that other people have feelings, and that was pretty much the best summary of libertarianism I've ever heard

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

durst als ich mal im see ertrank aufgrund jedoch den stöpsl fand

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

heli__love wisst ihr noch satzzeichen

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:27 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Lipsianer1 In Leipzig hat ein LKW eine Straßenbahn . Der Straßenbahnfahrer trug keine reflektierende Kleidung. Er beharrte auf seiner Vorfahrt, sodass der LKW nicht mehr ausweichen konnte. Es gab vier Verletzte. Diese trugen keinen Helm.

lvz.de/Leipzig/Polize… pic.twitter.com/4WxXLGPSKd

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:04 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

random_walker The freewheeling SotA-or-bust move-fast-and-break-things culture worked well for creating and commercializing classifiers to distinguish cats from dogs. But when it's used to build tools that make consequential decisions about people… it does not compute.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

_brohrer_ My mantra is “Everything I write is wrong.” Somehow this helps me relax enough to publish posts and tutorials. If perfection is unattainable, accepting flaws is unavoidable.

1/5

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@YouTube "Well, I have to spray-lacquer Wilson Cookie because we don't want to get rid of him."

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"I love the monolithness of it all" New parts New Workbench New start - Marble Machine X #113 youtu.be/EzdEudvpbrg via @YouTube

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peterbreuer Kassler heißt in Kassel Pfannkuchen.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:42 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

jamis (My wife, asking me to help with something)
Her: if you don’t mind, I would appreciate it.

Me: I kind of mind.

Her: Then I kind of appreciate it.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 2:58 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Ich möchte noch vor Ende März verkünden können, dass ich keinerlei Schriftstücke mehr horizontal lagere.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

jagarikin 突然ですが回転させると大きさが変化して見えるリングを考案しました pic.twitter.com/4GgHO7LHeF

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

PeterHellinger Kunde: "150 €? Sie haben doch nur eine Zeile Code gelöscht!"
Ich: "Codezeile löschen = 50 Cent. Gewusst welche, 149,50 €."

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:21 PM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

skglas „Mit jeder weiteren Verschiebung in das Vorfeld konkreter Rechtsgutsverletzungen bleibt mehr denn je offen, wo die Grenzen des Sagbaren – und die des zukünftig ggf. Meldepflichtigen – verlaufen“ twitter.com/crimcompliance…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:03 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

perseveresther In ihrer Freizeit erliegt sie gerne Spezialirrtümern

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

publictorsten Der größe mediale Coup von Friedrich Merz war immer: Leute glauben, er verstünde viel von Wirtschaftspolitik. twitter.com/DLFmedien/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

nlpado Hello lazytwitter, does anyone know of empirical studies on the environmental impact of buying retail vs. online *in Europe*? I've looked around a bit online, but everything serious that I found was from the US, and I'm not sure the analyses carries over.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:34 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

Stefan_Hajek shit, der Meister hat's natürlich optimal kommentiert

😂😂😂

"Ich bin für , aber auch für , Ich weiss keinen Rat"

bild.de/politik/kolumn…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

literalbanana The essence of “cringe” is horror at the display of natural, universal human motivations minus the typical human ability to obfuscate motivations

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC People-ing tip I'm trying to do more:

When you find yourself saying a nice thing about someone to a third party, also message the person and tell them the nice thing! Even if it's been ages!

"I was just telling someone how great your X is and thought I'd tell you directly too!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:16 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn das schönste heute war als @BBonhammer "der feine Herr" sagen wollte aber es wurde dann stattdessen "der ferne Hai" 🤩

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:13 AM, Feb 19th, 2020 via Twitter for Android)