The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

February 19th, 2023

Entschuldigt mich, ich fliege noch schnell den Müll zur Grundstücksgrenze

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Jogginganzug Pornobrille get the look es ist mein Wille

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Fußis bitte die andere Straßenseite benutzen

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Stehe auch du ganz besonders in der Kritik

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Flash drives these days are the size of a thumbnail, start at 1 TB and can only be bought in packs of 10

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Wer erkennt noch das Bo-Jack-Horseman-Theme wieder?
WAIMALIEN auf YouTube Music ansehen
music.youtube.com/watch?v=R6UUVe…

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“The smallest vans, microvans, are used for transporting either goods or people in tiny quantities.”

What’s a tiny quantity of people? 🤔

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ThanksThoth Where the fuck is this thing taking me pic.twitter.com/slrMLgn3oP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Feb 19th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Eure Dateiserver zu Hause heißen auch alle LILNASX, oder?

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da habe auch ich ein Sterbenswörtchen mitzureden ☝️⁠😑

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Platze auch du der Kragen!

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_toertchen Komm ins Bett, es gibt Clown!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:29 AM, Feb 19th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

FogelVlug Ernsthafte Frage: ist dieses „Narrativ“ gerade mit uns im Raum? twitter.com/hsussebach/sta…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:25 AM, Feb 19th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

iceomorphism to those of you upset by the messy optimal solution for packing 17 squares in a square, i would like to inform you that packing 19 circles in a circle produces this instead 😌

the sides of every square/triangle here are equal in size, so they're all perfectly symmetric! pic.twitter.com/1IcjsEnS2f

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:25 AM, Feb 19th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

arocalyptic me cooking and doubling all ingredients i especially like (which is pretty much all of them) and wondering why it comes out as two servings

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:18 AM, Feb 19th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)