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February 5th, 2012

“Guys, if I learn how to open jars, I'll proclaim you obsolete.”

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NickMotown I do love the linguistic equilibrium that sees all the 'T's dropped by cockneys end up at the beginning of words in Yorkshire.

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“The World's overall development costs were estimated at $14 billion USD in 2005.”

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questionatic Protipp: In CDU-Texten "geistiges Eigentum" durch "Menschenwürde" und "Internet" durch "Privatfernsehen" ersetzen, ergibt schlagartig Sinn.

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