The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 3rd, 2012

Natürliche Süße meinen Arsch.

via Twitter for Android

debcha BBC reporter who asked how long there's been a Latino presence in Los Angeles, here's a hint: it's called LOS ANGELES.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:27 AM, Nov 3rd, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

neiltyson Just an FYI: The number of unlikely things that can happen is so large, you can be assured that unlikely things are likely.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:54 AM, Nov 3rd, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

And with this sword I will teach everyone around me the art of brevity.

via Twitter for Android