The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 9th, 2012

OH: maps.google.de: you vill take zis turn, vezzer you like it or not.

via Twitter for Android

climagic echo 'Kick ass!!' # Remember to use single quotes when using a ! in a string. Otherwise it might expand to something in your history.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 11:02 PM, Nov 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge OH: A professor is a machine for turning alcohol into grant proposals.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Nov 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

karstenloh Der Mutter, die eben im REWE in Offenbach ihrem Baby im Kinderwagen zwei Windelpackungen präsentierte & fragte "Welche will die Dame?": ❤

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:01 PM, Nov 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

New blog post: Wissenschaftstragödie texttheater.net/wissenschaftst…

via web

TNG_S8 An alien boy pretends Data is his science fair project to hide him from military forces. Riker's sonic shower is set to "silky jazz."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Nov 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

MadamGaehn Welche Affensorte war das noch mal, welche ihre Probleme löst, indem sie immer gleich Bücher liest?

via web (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Nov 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)

MadamGaehn Manche Leute möchte man an den Haaren am Hinterkopf packen und sie mit der Nase in ihren ganzen verdammten guten Geschmack tunken.

via web (retweeted on 1:16 AM, Nov 9th, 2012 via Twitter for Android)