Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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May 16th, 2014

oOtrinityOo Wie haben die eigentlich früher die Erde gedreht, als noch nicht überall diese Windräder installiert waren?

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ChrisBucholz *tires chirp*
*whining sound of a car backing up*
ACTUALLY,

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Home_Halfway When a coworker begins chatting me up in the elevator, I put my finger over their lips & whisper "It's okay, we don't have to do this."

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dimazest @texttheater this would simplify my life so much!

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hllizi @texttheater I find idea very appealing. I think I shall spread word. But perpaps at end of day, devil is in detail.

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I think it would make sense for scientific community to adopt simplified English without articles.

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ThatsLiff Gress (v) (Rare) To stick to the point during a family argument.

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Geekosystem A robot now sits on the board of directors of an investment capital firm. Not quite the uprising we were expecting. geekosystem.com/roboboss/

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ojahnn Interessant wäre ein Vortrag mit dem Titel "Kompetenz macht unbeliebt".

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meltomene Why do course evaluations still require students to state their gender? Not "anonymous" at all if you're regularly the only female in class.

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durst Ich hab mir nun auch mal die Schreibweise der Internetphilosophen angewöhnt. Zum Test. Ob's cool ist. Und mich wirken lässt. Dümmer.

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"Well, who am I to get in the way of a good rumor?" snopes.com/music/artists/…

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oOtrinityOo Dieser Handtrockenpuster auf der Toilette geht nicht. Da muss mal einer frischen Wind nachfüllen.

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Wort des Tages: Elevenbeinturm

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