The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

November 9th, 2014

Andrew_Taylor The character limit on Twitter,
Prevents limericks — if you're a quitter.
But with one little cheat,
You can quickly defeat
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via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Nov 9th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

YorkshireLiff Abdy (n.) A button on a television remote with no identifiable purpose.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Nov 9th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

YorkshireLiff Irton (n.) The faint suspicion that one's entrance into a room has coincided with a sudden change in the topic of conversation.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Nov 9th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Weil dies ein Rechtsstaat ist, dürfen nur Erpresser Gratislizenzen erhalten. bit.ly/1GEvzoo

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 6:14 PM, Nov 9th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

klettsenkel Ich stehe im 2. Person Singular Imperativ Perfekt Zustandspassiv schreiend vor dem Wäscheberg: "Sei gewaschen gewesen!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Nov 9th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

dhgarrette My paper on weakly-supervised Bayesian CCG parser learning with @redpony, @jasonbaldridge, and @nlpnoah was accepted to !

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:39 PM, Nov 9th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)

DAFUQ? MT @PennyRed: So a US judge ordered a pregnant woman killed to save the fetus, which died anyway. mobile.nytimes.com/2014/11/08/opi…

via Twitter for Android

Wort des Tages: Deko-Drama

via Twitter for Android

jasonbaldridge @haldaume3 Research: combining distributional models of meaning w/ categorial grammars and working on a probabilistic model of the lexicon.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:05 AM, Nov 9th, 2014 via Twitter for Android)