The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

January 28th, 2021

skglas "Einführung eines nationalen Standards der Technik für IT-Produkte" sind die deutschen Bundespost TAE Dosen für Telefon und ISDN, die später dann doch von den RJ45 verdrängt werden trololo

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:49 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

brynguist I'm kinda digging my early morning teaching schedule. By 8:45am, I've already done 3 hours of teaching, which leaves enough time to get a run in (making good use of Teaching Adrenaline 💪) before it's too hot outside. Then I have the rest of the day free! (for periodic napping) twitter.com/brynguist/stat…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:33 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Triff mich, wie ich rumeiere

via Twitter for Android

timnitGebru At Davos @sundarpichai gets a question about me & he talks about how Google is a leader in AI ethics & how they "allow debate." You are a leader in gaslighting. Privileged men like @JeffDean surrounded by other privileged men ordered me to retract a peer reviewed paper... 1\

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

erik_kaars Have I got a *wild* medieval story for you.

A woman sleeps with someone in exchange for presents, and her husband gets mad. So she sets out to prove that her husband would ALSO allow a man to have sex with him in exchange for presents. pic.twitter.com/tCaZ8ilw58

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

johl Aber mal im Ernst, was war das für ein Januar? Angriff aufs Kapitol, Impeachment, Inauguration, Wellerman, Clubhouse, GameStop. Das hätte früher für ein paar Monate gereicht. Nebenbei noch Pandemie mit Mutanten.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:52 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

steveklabnik today is like, designed to make me lose my mind

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender : What is your favorite overview reading on Data Science? (Looking to understand what that term refers to, and how it relates to NLP, computational linguistics, &c &c)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

JamesBlunt Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. twitter.com/zachfromcorp/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

IlhanMN A small tax - 0.1% - on each Wall Street trade would reduce high frequency trading, a practice which drains profits from retail investors and benefits only the very rich.

We could use the close to $1 trillion it would generate to cancel all student debt and make college free. twitter.com/IlhanMN/status…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:50 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

BVG_Kampagne Wie immer, schiebt‘s einfach auf uns. pic.twitter.com/Ei3274EFO8

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

luthersoehnchen „Unordnung gehört nun einmal zur Gemütlichkeit“ Weiß nicht, woher der Sohn (8) diese Weisheit schöpft. Aber wer bin ich, zu widersprechen?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin Anwohner fordern Online-Auslaufgebiete für Hunde

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

GabrielBerlin Nicht der Ton macht die Musik, Freundchen, das machen immer noch die Musiker:innen 😡😡😡

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

blinry The Git learning game @Bleeptrack and I are building is progressing nicely! \o/

We've been experimenting with a "time travel" theme for the introductory levels this week, and early feedback by our playtesters has been encouraging! pic.twitter.com/FtoPZSnlI8

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:04 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter Web App)

blinry We want your ideas! Help @Bleeptrack and me find a good name for our Git learning game! ✨ You can add your own ideas and vote for existing suggestions here: allourideas.org/git-learning-g… pic.twitter.com/oZUFHoDJdX

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:02 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

kenklippenstein Melvin Capital is facing bankruptcy and yet its CEO owns an iPhone. Curious!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

Who called it electric car and not street appliance twitter.com/derwahremawa/s…

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_jimmykelly Thank you to whoever explained this - @reddit is incredible

😩🤙🏻 pic.twitter.com/zKRlbP41gJ

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Ich komm auf deine Party und entkollektiviere den Erwartungsnutzen deines antizipierten Handelns

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:19 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Für Sie immer noch À la recherche du temps per Sie!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef "Es tut uns leid, Mr. Craig, Sie müssen noch einmal auf den Ben Nevis kommen - Ritter-Sport möchte, dass wir die Szene, in der Sie eine Knusperflakes-Tafel essen, neu drehen, mit der Saison-Sorte 'Hula Hula Kokoswaffel'." twitter.com/derspiegel/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

mostly_voids [cw: transphobia mention, pronoun jokes]

I blocked a transphobe today who had "pronouns: thirty seconds of jazz hands" in their bio and I'm here to say, it's not fair that a horrible person got to make an objectively p good trans joke

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Immer aktuell: mentalschnupfen.org/?p=1225

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi In der Schule behandeln sie jetzt Vorsilben, und natürlich behandeln sie Verbzusätze da gleich mit, als ob es dasselbe wäre und ich nicht so schon genug Aggressionen hätte.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:12 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

bencoates1 Probably the most instructive thing I’ve seen on twitter lately pic.twitter.com/FHKTzqIRxP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Warum heißt es Autobahnabschnitt ohne Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung und nicht Heizperiode

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:37 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

kathrinpassig Falls hier irgendwer gar nicht die @fr im Abo haben sollte und deshalb alle 52 Kolumnen verpasst hat, die ich 2020 geschrieben habe, könnte man das jetzt als E-Book nachholen: amazon.de/dp/B08V4WZGTR Bitte nicht gleich über Amazon beschweren, andere & kostenlose Versionen folgen.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

erstimpfen, erstimpft, erstumpf, erstümpfe, erstumpfen

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wiase Was ich daran ÜBERHAUPT NICHT verstehe: Eßt doch zuhause Schweinefleisch, so viel Ihr wollt, wo ist das verdammte Problem?! twitter.com/edwes/status/1…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

clemensetz es sind irgendwie so knöcherne taube Nebenohren

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

clemensetz Sind eure Schultern für euch auch irgendwie wie Ohren? Meine Schultern sind jedenfalls irgendwie wie Ohren. Schwer zu erklären

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:35 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

seankross Every graph I’ve seen for the last year be like pic.twitter.com/sslhpyfszx

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

stephanschmidt Ich hatte ja angekündigt, dass der @kriegs_recht und ich da so eine Idee hatten. Wir wollen dafür sorgen, dass auch Bedürftige Masken bekommen und starten damit zusammen mit @lionsclubs und @betterplace_org in Mainz. betterplace.org/p90044

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

azforeman Me trying to reconstruct the sound of 16th century English:

"Hmm...when should I reflect the shift of /t d/ from dental to alveolar? Happened somewhere between 1550 and 1640."

Me trying to reconstruct the sound of Ugaritic:

"Lol I wonder how many syllables this word has"

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:08 AM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

50% done with Die unerträgliche Leichti, by Milan Kundera: "Obwohl die Röhren der Kanali... goodreads.com/user_status/sh…

via Goodreads

fieldyfieldy They tell you a free market means "there's nothing that can be done" when the elite are profiting at the expense of the impoverished many, but regulation is not only possible but immediately applied in any rare instance of the many suddenly profiting at the expense of the elite🤔

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:12 AM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

bradfitz I was invited to a @MiroHQ board and was bombarded with no end of warm welcome calls to action tutorials and tips. No end of clicking "No", "Stop", "Go away", "Never again", "Maybe tomorrow".

Can we stop with this design pattern of assaulting users with tips on their first use?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:09 AM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

DaxWerner Streeck und Lauterbach sollen die Studien einfach mal mitbringen und dann gehen wir das alle zusammen mal 4 Stunden durch

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:09 AM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

stevesilberman Trump's humiliating loss in the 2020 election taught Republicans a lesson: Do everything they can to prevent people from voting. politico.com/news/2021/01/2…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:02 AM, Jan 28th, 2021 via Twitter for Android)