The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 22nd, 2021

Herr_Rau Sprachlich nicht uninteressant. instagr.am/p/CS4q2tysadR/ pic.twitter.com/JiE7bErsoG

via IFTTT (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

AnnaDushime It’s the absolute caucasity for me😂 Imagine booking a flight to Kigali on a tourist visa,dressing up in a lawyer‘s gown,marching into the court of a country you are not licensed to practice in and acting like you’re on someone’s defense team.What did he think was gonna happen? twitter.com/newtimesrwanda…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

@Dr_Semantic Gilbert Adair: The Act of Roger Murgatroyd (IIRC)

via Twitter for Android in reply to Dr_Semantic

Dr_Semantic Looking for examples of fictional works which seem to be in third person (omniscient) narration (at the outset), but are really first person — something that the reader discovers only later.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:15 PM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

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Übertrieben steile Treppe

via Twitter for Android

bitte nicht so auf die pelle uns rücken

via Twitter for Android

BuckRivera (falsetto groan) pic.twitter.com/Gt57Tpj6qB

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

formschub Ein Frühstücks-Omelette mit Stückchen vom Flockenstieligen Hexenröhrling, der beim Schneiden binnen Sekunden blau anläuft, hat man auch nicht alle Tage. pic.twitter.com/EjNkqFLNna

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:20 PM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Banker Witten: Jährliches Drohritual

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

DeletedWiki Category: Fictional Black African-American DC animated Superheroes with the power to manipulate electricity

via twittbot.net (retweeted on 1:09 PM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

DeletedWiki The word parakeet written exactly 254 times
(Article consisted of the word "Parakeet" written exactly 255 times.)

via twittbot.net (retweeted on 9:02 AM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

AnnaDushime What would the toddler three piece suit industry be without african weddings? pic.twitter.com/GUVawEg0R2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:56 AM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

therimaahmed Google reviews drama is absolutely unbeatable pic.twitter.com/JjEdKohtRI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:51 AM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

ecpankratz Is scalar inference the reason 🙂 feels like a stone-cold slap in the face (i.e., you could've used 😊 but you didn't, ergo you must hate me)? Or is there more going on?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:44 AM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)

mdekstrand @mark_riedl @Miles_Brundage I’m here for the Second Foundation models, where we learn that the whole thing is held together by continuous human intervention and duct tape.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:59 AM, Aug 22nd, 2021 via Twitter for Android)