The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 11th, 2022

TerribleMaps How the rest of the world sees the USA pic.twitter.com/AUv4mNl6ce

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes Im going to get to the BOTTEM of this.
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via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

two concepts, fruitfully conflated

via Moa Bridge

crystalwillseeu A drunk terfy lady just angrily asked me which toilet I was planning on using tonight.

“Your son”, I answered. pic.twitter.com/2XPRoy1xk7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

isabelleboemeke hear me out, imagine if we used clean energy to replace… fossil fuels? pic.twitter.com/6dLyzFI6J5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

matt_meeta Bin so kühle Wohnung pilled wenn es im Frühling 17 Grad ist draußen ist es doch auch ok

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

UNAIDS In 2022, Belgium became the first country in Europe to decriminalize sex work.

Studies show that decriminalizing sex work would avert 33–46% of new HIV infections among sex workers & their clients over 10 years.

Save lives: decriminalize!

via Twitter for Advertisers (retweeted on 6:23 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BesnikVe As Serbian President Vucic want to get back Serbian troops in Kosovo let's remind this iconcic moment in 1999. German commander Helmut Harff telling Serbian officer that have only 30 minutes to leave Kosovo. After exchanging few words: Thats the end of discussion, 28 minutes left pic.twitter.com/GPsfPHhbao

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:21 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org bezichtigen – bezachtog – bezächtöge – bezachtogen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/B

via neutschbot (retweeted on 3:07 PM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

I much prefer boosts/favs over retweets/likes. Just sayin'.

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Wenn du genau 14 Mandarinen da hast pic.twitter.com/6NLnzCBOKd

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"'Och nöö', stöhnte Klößchen und war dick."

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via Moa Bridge in reply to texttheater

Great Thread of Semantically/Pragmatically Anomalous COORDINATIONS.

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"Zum Wintersemester können [die Hörsäle] wieder genutzt werden und wirken einladend."

twitter.com/HHU_de/status/…

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xkcdtitletext @xkcd "Spacetime Soccer, known outside the United States as '4D Football' is a now-defunct sport. Infamous for referee decisions hinging on inconsistent definitions of simultaneity, it is also known for the disappearance of many top players during... [more]"

via xkcd title text (retweeted on 5:24 AM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)