The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 3rd, 2023

VerbNet be like 'in "the ice began to melt", "ice" is the Agent'

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Was bedeutet die zweite rote Flagge bei WhatsApp?

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Chrmhild die Schnarcherin

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🍽️ daten
🥰 wissen
🍆 schaften

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sentimentale Lebensphasen

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Schwäbischer Albtraumverein e.V.

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Nexuist hilarious edge case:

my friend and her ex blocked each other’s profiles when they broke up

but

now they’re on speaking terms, want to unblock

but

Spotify has no blocklist, you can only unblock from their profile

but

since they blocked each other neither of them can do that

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:47 PM, May 3rd, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Festschrift in Festbreitenschrift

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anniversary of the end of the world

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Beste Name: Prof. Dr. Dr. Icks hhu.de/die-hhu/organi…

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hertog_luuk Was ich unbedingt noch loswerden möchte: K1 hat sich selbst versenkt, K2 & 3 sind zur Verschrottung verkauft und K4 ist im Firth of Forth verloren gegangen.

via Fenix for iOS (retweeted on 6:29 PM, May 3rd, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

giulio_mattioli Maps showing Germany (or German-speaking countries) being exceptional in Europe: an ongoing THREAD

1. The lowest share of homeowners pic.twitter.com/AyQkUbcI2J

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Wort des Tages: gelagegeil

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SoozUK I do think it's a bit funny that they interviewed Anne, asked her if the monarchy's time was up and she said "no" and people are like "WHOA WHOA WHOA SHE SAID WHAT?!?!?!"

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SoozUK Princess Anne should support the abolition of the monarchy coz, as the hardest royal, she would thrive in regular society and probably end up running a riding school.

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engl. rando (random person)
dt. Ixbo (x-beliebige Person)

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