The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 5th, 2023

SaeedDiCaprio crying at this interaction in my replies pic.twitter.com/LLXUqsWbcT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:34 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

davemakes there's an old CIA guide to the sabotage of organizations that includes the advice to constantly haggle over the precise wording of simple communication and ever since i read it i've become convinced about 80% of this app is engaged in a psyop

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:28 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

amazingmap World map according to Google Street View in 2023 pic.twitter.com/O5xJDnFYFj

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:26 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Komaniecki_R I reviewed the Sheeran lawsuit documents w/ my students today and when we got to the part where they were like “theoretically there are 728 billion different 4 chord combinations if you include all keys, inversions and extensions” there was an audible groan in the class pic.twitter.com/vTWzfodorq

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:24 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Was viele nicht wissen: 2 + 2 = 5

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jeeeberts lol I knew about the Wikipedia editor with 90,000+ edits, almost exclusively fixing the phrase "comprised of", but what I did not know about was his 5,300-word essay on why he's done that for 15 years pic.twitter.com/ml3J4V2Iqt

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:21 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

complingy @ryandcotterell @annargrs @anmarasovic @Walid_Magdy @aclmeeting Virtual conferences don't have the size restriction. An annual all-virtual conference (that authors could submit to directly OR use as a fallback if they can't travel to the conference where the paper was accepted) would solve this.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:19 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

LionHirth What do we learn?

1) Many experts (including me) had assumed gas savings would be much more limited, in particular residential consumtion. Turns out: consumers can and do change their behavior.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:18 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Reptolord Was viele nicht wissen, das stand im alten Rom für "Sozialistisch, Progressiv, Queer und Radikal" pic.twitter.com/TutTIhd6wb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Die Kathedrale von Coventry ist mit der Doppelanlage aus Ruine und Neubau sozusagen das britische Pendant zur Kaiser-Wilhelm-Gedächtniskirche. Zur Einweihung 1962, wenige Monate nach der KWG, wurde Brittens »War Requiem« uraufgeführt. twitter.com/RichterHedwig/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:05 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Jetzt wird er gekool-aidet

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Das ist wirklich ganz großes Auto.

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etheirysformula i love this unironically pic.twitter.com/i3CFq4NLC2

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:31 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Hätte nie gedacht, dass ich das mal sagen würde, aber Burger King lebt inzwischen solide in der Zukunft. Alle Produkte auch pflanzenbasiert, magische Maschinen, die 300 verschiedene Limos rauslassen, Tische mit Steckdosen, Schnellladesäulen vor der Tür. Und Fritten mit Käsesauce

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:27 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

matt_meeta Stellt euch vor ihr dreht dieses Glücksrad

[ratterratterratterratter]

Auf welcher Farbe bleibt es stehen?

(Umfrage im nächsten Tweet) pic.twitter.com/fxiyY6ObFu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:26 PM, May 5th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

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