The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 16th, 2023

Grumpfdalm Ich: Ok Gehirn, wir lesen langsam und sinnerfassend.

Gehirn: Ok

Ich: Trotz ADHS.

Gehirn: Ok

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Gehirn: FÜRST VON MUTTERMILCH RIESLING SEKT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:11 PM, May 16th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

TayKayPhillips Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:06 PM, May 16th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

enunzo Der verlorengegangene Ochsenknecht Bruder pic.twitter.com/hGMDGGQt4v

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:06 PM, May 16th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)