The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 1st, 2023

@sj2915 1) Dran denken, wo man Steckdosen braucht und wie viele (für Wasserkocher, Kaffeemaschine usw. einerseits, Pürierstab, Mixer usw. andererseits)
2) Grifflose Fronten, weil sie so viel leichter zu reinigen sind!

via Twitter Web App in reply to sj2915

StijnWenders In the Netherlands, it is prohibited to call an ambulance to your home. They don't fit in the streets. If you get a stroke, the authorities will force you to bike to the hospital on klomps. If you drive a car in these streets, they shoot you. twitter.com/LiukkoJyri/sta… pic.twitter.com/S4htD9dW9a

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:35 PM, Jun 1st, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

lacasadepopel rhein hippoteetisch pic.twitter.com/DqmjAaySOX

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Jun 1st, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

SmoothDunk a tense day for all the brand managers out there pic.twitter.com/LZfE46vbMk

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Jun 1st, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

konsulampulle ICE-Durchsagen (nächster Halt): Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen 😎 bienvenue dans le train 🥰 wij komen zo dadelijk aan in Groß-Umstadt Wiebelsbach 😇
ICE-Durchsagen (entscheidende Infos zu Zugausfällen und Umleitungen): *10-minütiges Impulsreferat auf Deutsch* 🫡

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Jun 1st, 2023 via Twitter Web App)