The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 14th, 2023

dinahwonders Ich bin platt. Danke für 200 klebende Zettel! Wie durch ein Wunder: 80% davon von 20% sich solidarisierende @HHU_de pic.twitter.com/ePA3urV7Ed

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Jun 14th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

M_M_R_21 Die Zahlungsmoral mancher Unis ist ein Skandal, den man nicht oft genug anprangern kann. Monatelang nicht nur auf Geld warten, sondern auch darum kämpfen zu müssen schlaucht nicht nur. Es bringt so manche auch in finanziell sehr missliche Lagen. twitter.com/zukunftsheld/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Jun 14th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

Eilenbrat Deuchts euch noch oder dünkts euch schon?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:21 PM, Jun 14th, 2023 via Twitter Web App)

halomancer1 watching a video essay on the guy who faked human cloning and it gave me an idea to create the most controversial pregnancy in the world by giving a trans woman a womb transplant and having her be a surrogate for her own clone. maybe also aborting it at some point too idk.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:04 AM, Jun 14th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

Browtweaten [first day as a surgeon]

me: any questions?

patient: how often do people die during this surgery?

me: once

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:57 AM, Jun 14th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)

ElaineF does the pulitzer have a category for excellence in bulleted lists because I have a nomination to submit pic.twitter.com/Y6zfh443ij

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:53 AM, Jun 14th, 2023 via Twitter for Android)