October 6th, 2013

zeitweise Warum will Hannelore Kraft noch mal 4 Jahre warten, bis sie Rot-Rot-Grün macht? Ach ja, damit Christian Lindner nicht heimlich NRW aufisst.

10:28 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via web (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

amirightfolks A group of grade 4 boys lists the things they don't like about being a boy. #teenconsent @whiteribbon @jeffperera pic.twitter.com/vUzdFENswG

4:39 PM, Oct 4th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

kykel Was ich mir zu Weihnachten wünsche: Waffeleisen für ganz dicke Superwaffeln, Hirschpirschmütze, sonst weiß ich noch nichts.

4:40 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via web (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Having to pretend to check an urgent text message before turning and walking in the opposite direction

4:04 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

WstonesOxfordSt DRINKING GAME (over 18s only): Settle down with a book and a nice glass of wine. Every time you feel a bit thirsty, take a sip.

8:48 PM, Oct 4th, 2013 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Kriegsdehnen, das: Reservistenübung mit dem Charakter von Seniorengymnastik. labenz.texttheater.net/Kriegsdehnen

11:00 AM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

smotus Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA): “We sit here until they figure out they fuckin’ lost.” slate.com/articles/news_…

11:31 PM, Oct 5th, 2013 via OS X (retweeted on 10:23 AM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)