Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 6th, 2013

zeitweise Warum will Hannelore Kraft noch mal 4 Jahre warten, bis sie Rot-Rot-Grün macht? Ach ja, damit Christian Lindner nicht heimlich NRW aufisst.

via web (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

amirightfolks A group of grade 4 boys lists the things they don't like about being a boy. @whiteribbon @jeffperera pic.twitter.com/vUzdFENswG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

kykel Was ich mir zu Weihnachten wünsche: Waffeleisen für ganz dicke Superwaffeln, Hirschpirschmütze, sonst weiß ich noch nichts.

via web (retweeted on 5:29 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Having to pretend to check an urgent text message before turning and walking in the opposite direction

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

WstonesOxfordSt DRINKING GAME (over 18s only): Settle down with a book and a nice glass of wine. Every time you feel a bit thirsty, take a sip.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:54 PM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Kriegsdehnen, das: Reservistenübung mit dem Charakter von Seniorengymnastik. labenz.texttheater.net/Kriegsdehnen

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:07 AM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

smotus Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA): “We sit here until they figure out they fuckin’ lost.” slate.com/articles/news_…

via OS X (retweeted on 10:23 AM, Oct 6th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)