The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

October 17th, 2013

plomlompom "16:20 Gehe auf Toilette; mein Kot entspricht Typ 5 der Bristol-Stuhlformen-Skala." news.dieweltistgarnichtso.net/diary/2013-10-…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 4:58 PM, Oct 17th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client)

"It almost vaguely workedish." youtube.com/watch?v=RIctzA…

via web

Lustige Verwendung des Wortes "unzähligen": mobil.zeit.de/wissen/gesundh…

via Twitter for Android

hllizi Die deutsche HuffPo, das erste Medium in Anzug und Sneakers.

via web (retweeted on 4:03 PM, Oct 17th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

jimgroome Both my book and my cigarette are running out of battery. Stupid future.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Oct 17th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Q.E.D. RT @tauss: Haltet Euch fest. Der erbärmliche Mobber fängt zu weinen an @popcorn_piraten pastebin.com/PdJCTrBM

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 12:13 PM, Oct 17th, 2013 via Twitter for Android)

nselby Pro Tip: The message, "Password contains invalid characters" means your security team, architects and IT people need to be fired.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:10 AM, Oct 17th, 2013 via Twitter Web Client)

I have tested how much I can understand a related language, wanna give it a try as well? micrela.nl/app/

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Keine zehn Seepferdchen kriegen mich in ein Aquarium.

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